/cow/ - Lolcows

>>901140

I need this masterpiece in fact of course. I hope "If We Never Had Genitals", which also is a masterpiece of course, would get the same treatment, preferably hardcover as opposed to paperback in fact of course.

>>902156

The book was fat, in fact of course.

>>902156

How do I get a copy. I want one.

>>899775

Best filter in fact of course

From the link:

>actually, It is a real custom book I ordered, complete with the whole story, so, in a way, no, in a way, yes

>Next I am thinking…I like the Group Home one, that might be nice. This one cost me ~$16, bc it so thicc, but nothin beats reading about a gay rude mean man, who has cut off his dick, telling binky and rattles if they don't feel him up in the bath, he's going to castrate them, and then getting arrested for threatening castration, and not the obvious sexual assault. Pure Genius

>>592588

This reminds me of a thread some time ago about a smurf forum all about smurf snuff/torture.

You know i thought the ratburn marriage was some silly fanfic turned into an image macro, but apparently its actually part of the show

>>908356

This, I thought there was going to be more of a shit show but I guess people don't care.

Neither do I, normality is declared by society so I don't care if people tell kids gay marriage is normal, as long as they don't tell prepubescent kids that they might be gay.

>>908356

I thought that /cow/ mailed >>901140 to Fox News.

>>833709

same

>>930032

That was amazing.

>>899775

Brilliant in fact of course

>>907298

Holy shit, thanks for reminding me. What was that forum called again? Blue moon nurseries? The one where there would be long and elaborate torture stories about killing baby smurfs?

>>739273

This guy just wants to see those characters naked like a barby doll naturally self evidently truly yea verily in fact of course

>>745909

This is actually well-written, wtf.

>>853404

It would be extremely painful, in fact of course.

>>946650

Too well written in fact of course

not my travis/10

As the tingling reached his waist Arthur felt a pressure in his penis, something that he had only felt when he had needed to pee on long car rides. He thought momentarily that he should stop, that he should go inside to use the bathroom, but the pleasure of the moment was too much and he resolved to hold it until he was done, whenever that may be. Arthur's hand now moved with a frantic speed that he didn't know that he was capable of before. The pressure in Arthur's penis grew as his hips began to rock back and forth against the motion of his hand on their own accord. The tingling sensation was overflowing into every part of Arthur's body, his hips rocking faster and faster. A bead of sweat rolled down Arthur's neck as he felt the muscles in his legs begin to spasm, the same shivering spasm rolling through every part of his body. Arthur could feel his scrotum tighten and twitch slightly, the muscles in his anus making a frantic oscillation between tension and complete relaxation. He tried to bear down on the muscle that would control his bladder, worried about the possibility of wetting himself. The shivering spasms of pleasure were too much for Arthur, and he felt fluid spilling out of his throbbing penis, burning slightly as he still tried to keep it inside him. To Arthur’s complete surprise the fluid that spilled out of him was a pearly white goo. After the twitching had stopped a little bit of the goo still dribbled out of the end of Arthur's penis, but Arthur felt too hazy, tired, and warm to do anything for a moment. So Arthur lay under the green patchwork of leaves in tired satisfaction, covered in sweat, semen covered hand still wrapped around the now half erect organ that had brought him so much pleasure just moments before. He breathed heavily for a moment before examining his hand that was covered in the strange goo. Not sure what to do he tried to remove as much of it as he could from insides of his thighs and the bottom of his belly, wiping his dirty hand on the grass. The goo left a slight film on his hand that stayed even after he had pulled up his underwear and stepped back into his shorts. Exiting the thicket and returning to the tree Arthur smiled before wiping the sweat from his forehead with his shirt and returning to his comic book. This had been a strange experience and he would spend the rest of the day thinking about it.

The gay bathhouse 2

Arthur and Francine is now ready to send their oldest child to preschool. Elwood City preschool in fact. Buster and Sam is also sending their oldest adopted son to the same preschool. Same as the others oldest children to that preschool as well. Sam still wants Arthur to get his balls cut off. Arthur doesn't want to be castrated. He already got a vecetomey. He is also circumcised as well. He got circumcised after his birth years ago. Both of his son's are also circumcised as well after all.

"It is done now," said Arthur, "That he will be going to the same preschool we went to."

"It sure is," said Francine, "And yes same prechool we went to back in the day."

"Same as us," said Buster, "So we came to enroll our oldest son in it as well."

"Yes indeed," said Sam, "Any reason you won't get castrated Arthur?"

"A vecetomey is why," said Arthur, "And i don't want my scotum to become flat."

Sam understands it now. Sam is a nullo so he has no penis. He sits to pee like girls and women do. His pee hole was rerouted and looks like a small vagina. When Sam and Buster got home they got naked. Buster has a full set of male organs and Sam has nice and smooth front. They love being naked. Arthur and Francine don't run round naked very much unless they had a naked party that is. They do go barefoot though around the house. But that is normal after all. They are barefoot right now.

"I sure love being naked," said Buster, "It feels so good without wearing clothes."

"Same here," said Sam, "I love it more after i became a nullo."

"You are a nice nullo eunuch," said Buster, "The time you became a nullo again was a good thing."

"Yes indeed," said Sam, "I love sitting to pee like girls and women do."

"I know you do," said Buster, "You are the best nullo eunuch i know."

We now head to Arthur and Francine's house. They are shown barefoot. They both have ten toes same as their four children who are also barefoot so that is sixty toes altogether. They know that feet are meant to be bare. It is summer so they wore sandelas on their feet. And took them off so they wore no socks. So they got barefoot after taking off them shoes. They will start work at their jobs as lifeguards soon. They just got hired at the public pool. It is a barefoot job after all.

"I will love that job," said Arthur, "We will be barefoot there like we are here."

"Same here," said Francine, "And yes we will be barefoot there like here so we will see our toes alot this summer."

"That is true," said Arthur, "I love toes after all and love seeing them."

"As do i," said Francine, "Toes are what gives us balance as we walk."

"That is true," said Arthur, "Toes is the best parts of the feet."

The next day they started that job for the summer. And they also are the owners of Elwood City public bath house. It is for bathing not sex. We now head to the local gay bar with Slink and Richard there. And Buster and Sam are in their gay bathhouse. They will add in two marble bath tubs in an empty room. They hope to add at least one more. But we head to the gay bar first. They love that place for the beer, games, dances, and fun. They sure love that bar after all.

"I sure love this bar," said Richard, "This is the best of three gay bar's here."

"Same here," said Slink, "That bad one excludes some potental patrons by their looks."

"Yes they don't let them in," said Richard, "That includes ones we call bears and queens so they come here."

"Things are great here," said the owner, "I am glad you are regulars here. I own this fine place."

"Yes of course," said Slink, "And i will start my shift here soon."

In an hour Slink began working his shift there as a bartender. The juke box is playing certain gay music by certain gay groups and bands. Including a certain song about a chain of a certain gym/family place that has a pool. And yes a gymnasium to play sports like baskeball, volleyball, and badmitten in. We now see Buster and Sam talking about the marble tubs they bought and installed. And going over the books to see when they can buy some more of them.

"I hope this goes well," said Buster, "If the patrons like it we can add more."

"I also hope so," said Sam, "What if patrons don't like it?"

"If it doesn't a private room we can make it," said Buster, "We just hope these goes over well with the patrons."

"I see two is using it now," said Sam, "They seem to like them after all."

"We can ask them," said Buster, "Just before we buzz them out."

Next chapter see what happens. I hope you love this story please read and review this story to an epic story of before.

>>957266

What's the site? It may deserve its own thread

>>957266

>entire site of adult baby roleplayers

It might just be more autistic than this.

they might not have an autist to surpass the master but they'd probably have more autism as a whole, in fact of course

Nigel and Patrick

This takes place just after the wedding that Arthur and them went to and had no idea it was a gay wedding but they didn't care for Mr. Ratburn is a friend. Most had no idea Mr. Ratburn was gay until the wedding itself. He is now an openly gay man. They are planning to adopt some kids in fact of course. Both are men so they can't have kids of their own. They both have the same body parts. So yes both has testicles, scrotums, and penises. Patrick took Mr. Ratburn last name as his own. He moved into Nigels house. For Patrick lived in an apartment. We see them talking about stuff in fact of course. And they are babysitting some of the kids in his class.

"I have no problem with you two being gay men I am a Liberal kind of boy and I am not gay in fact of course," said Arthur, "I don't know why Patrick here is thinking about getting his genitals removed from his body for that sounds painful for they are sensitive body parts I love having a penis and scrotum were my testicles is at I hope to use them to reproduce with someday in fact of course."

"He doesn't like his genitals for he is the femine kind and he owns a chocolate shop," said Mr. Ratburn, "We will ask a gay doctor as in surgeon that has no problems removing genitals in fact of course."

"I don't want my genitals removed from my body for I love my penis in fact of course," said Buster, "We think Binky Barnes is a gay boy in fact of course."

"Once it is off I will be happy and I once tried to cut them off but my mom stopped me," said Patrick, "We will adopt some kids because we are both men in fact of course."

"I think Binky Barnes is gay for when he gave me a bath he looked at my long penis in lust," said Bud, "I am just four years old but I know what sex is my dad taught me with me stripped naked for better reasons."

Bud isn't gay but his one classmates is and Bud is not very good friends for he bosses other's isn't gay in fact of course. Bud knows that it is okay to be different and glad that they will go home later today. Arthur and them boys has circumcised penises in fact of course. Buster and Binky has small penises in fact of course. We still see them talking about stuff in fact of course.

"I was circumcised after birth so don't have have foreskin unlike some boys for we have showers in school at times," said Arthur, "So I seen us all naked we all have ten toes and genitals and I seen girls naked they have vaginas for I sometimes have baths with my sister D.W. here in fact of course."

"I was circumcised after birth myself for i my mom good my foreskin in a jar in a box," said Bud, " We will have a bath together tonight as in me and D.W. in fact of course. "

"If I was a bit I would have been circumcised and I heard two Aboriginal tribes does subincision in fact," said D.W., "I have a nice looking vagina in fact of course."

"As a girl We have vaginas instead of penises and glad we went to that wedding," said Fern, "If I was a boy I would have been circumcised in fact of course."

"I was circumcised after birth myself for my mom said yes in fact of course," said Brain, " We will have a bath together tonight in fact of course. "

I hope you like this story here so far in fact of course. See what happens next chapter here of course.

>>958869

What do you think happened to this autist for him to have become like this?

>>957266

Please post a link to this forum.

>>958869

So it is OK to have genitals now? Travis made another little step to become normal person.

>>959410

Truth is the genitals were okay from the start in fact of course

Arthur and them will go to Japan for their trip. They will watch sumo, eat Japanese food, and visit public bath houses. But Binky will go to Iran. Where a circumcisor wants to circumcise him. But the thing is Binky is already circumcised. That man is a serial circumcisor in fact. Arthur and them will enjoy Japan. They will have fun there. They will visit public bath houses. They will be divided by gender so they won't be ashamed when they are naked. Will say the names of their genitals in this story.

"Japan will be fun," said Arthur, "We can visit bath houses, sumo, and all that other fun stuff."

"Yes indeed," said Buster, "The food will be great."

"Baths will be fun," said Bud, "I will be naked after all. I love being naked."

"Same here," said Ladonna, "I heard them baths are fun. And Bud has a big penis."

"That i do," said Bud, "It is also long as well."

They saw Binky is also there. That he is going to Iran not Japan. He has no idea a serial circumcisor is there. He will see one being done there. And is told he is next. The thing is he is already is circumcised. So he will have to say it. But he is gay but he won't get open there. Because he knows they kill gays there. So he will say he is already circumcised and will go to the police. Only imams and doctors can only do it there. He is none of them. And he never uses anesthetic so it would hurt bad.

Now we go to Iran with Binky. He is walking on a street when he saw a man circumcising a naked boy without any anesthetic. It is painful for that boy. Binky is seeing it right now in fact. So yes he is a witness to that crime. He just hope he doesn't become a victim like that boy is. Binky is just glad he got circumcised just after birth. But that man will ask him. Binky will of course say he already is. That is the truth that is in matter of fact. He will go to the police after that of course.

"What is going on here?" said Binky, "I just want to know."

"Just circumcision," said that man, "I could circumcise you in fact."

"Already had it done,"said Binky, "Many years ago after birth."

"That is good," said that man, "I must keep doing it to this boy."

"Okay then," said Binky, "Now i must get going to the hotel."

He went to the police. They arrested that man making Binky a hero there. see what happens in the next chapter.

Arthur his family and them go to Las Vegas and will stay in Lady Luck hotel/casino on that trip. They will love that trip. A good vacation for them. They will fly on air casino. From their airport. They will all love that city and the parents gamble. They are at their airport now waiting for their flight to Las Vegas. They are excited heading to Las Vegas for their trip.

After they went to a certain height they was serving snacks and drinks. So they got their snacks and soda. Because Binky is allergic to peanuts so he is sitting in a seat in the back. They think Binky has permission to go without them. But he doesn't and they will lose track of him because he is going to an illegal hotel/casino called gay hotel/casino.

Binky is in fact gay. He will stay in that illegal hotel/casino. That it has a gay bathhouse inside of it. That gay place also lets children gamble and have gay sex. He might be 9 years old but will do all that. They don't know that yet.

Next chapter they land in Las Vegas. And they lose track of Binky. See what happens next chapter.

They are now landing in Las Vegas. They are excited they are in that city. They got their carry on bags and went to get the rest of their luggage at baggage claim. After that they lost track of Binky who they don't know he is going to a gay one.

They couldn't find him. So they told their parents they lost track of Binky. They decided to help their children to see if they can find him. The truth he was picked up by a friend of his like Binky he is gay. They are heading to that illegal gay place. The place called gay hotel/casino in an old runned down one. It has a gay bathhouse inside of it so Arthur and them gave up trying tofind him so they headed to lady luck hotel/casino. Wondering were Binky went not knowing were he is at.

"I wonder were Binky is at," said Arthur, "Should we contact the Las Vegas police for missing persons?"

"Only can do that in a day," said Mr. Read, "We can look fo him in the morning we are going to dinner now."

They headed to the steak house for dinner after they dropped off their luggage. We see Binky arrived at Gay hotel/casino. The guy at the desk sees him come in that place. With luggage with him with his stuff in it.

"Welcome to this place," said the man, "Are you Binky Barnes?"

"Thank you," said Binky, "And yes i am Binky Barnes."

"You can hire a prostitute here," said the man, "Lots of gay men and boys to chose from."

"I will find one in the gay bathhouse inside of here," said Binky, "Can i go in it after i drop off my stuff in the room?"

"You sure can," said the man, "Here is your room key it is room 323."

Binky dropped off his stuff in that hotel room. Next chapter he goes to its gay bathhouse. Arthur and them at dinner at the steak house inside lady luck hotel/casino. See what happens next chapter.

Binky is going in the gay bathhouse inside gay hotel/casino in the basement. To try to find love in it. And will have soup for dinner. At a soup restaurant called gay soup kitchen.

We see Binky in the gay bathhouse with a towel wrapped around his waist. A young one came up to him who felt Binky's penis. Binky like that and will ask him his name.

"May i ask your name please," said Binky, "For my name is Shelly Barnes call me Binky."

"My name is Hank," said Hank, "And sure i will call you Binky."

"That is a nice name," said Binky, "We can you know do it."

"Why thank you," said Hank, "And yes we can do it in one of our rooms. We can go eat dinner and do it later."

"Sounds good to me," said Binky, "To the soup kitchen and get some soup."

Hank agreed to that. They both got chicken soup. And decided to gamble. They can in that place because that place is illegal. They might just be kids but they know do it means sex. Now we see Arthur and them playing games after dinner as their parents was playing slots and two of them are playing poker at a table and one playing blackjack at a table.

"Arthur your good at video games," said Buster, "You are also good at pinball and beat the high score once."

"That is true," said Arthur, "I was happy then until i got falsely accused of stealing quarters."

"Yes but i proved you innocent," said Buster, "And you got to come with us to the picnic."

"That is true," said Arthur, "We sure had a good time at it."

"We sure did," said Buster, "We ate and played at it."

Binky and Hank did it in his hotel room. See what happens next chapter.

After sex Binky sees Hank in pain in his scrotum. He has testicular cancer after all. So Binky took him to the hospital. The doctor said they need to cut off his balls.

Now in the hospital with Hank getting ready to be castrated to remove the cancer. He will only get his balls cut off. His scrotum will soon be totaly flat with nothing inside of it.

"Well Hank time to remove your balls," said the doctor, "You will never have children and reach purberty."

"I am ready to get them removed," said Hank, "So that i wont die of cancer if not removed so i am ready."

"Then let's wheel you in the OR, said the doctor, "Your testicles will be in this jar that nurse is holding."

"That is good," said Hank, "Binky will you be there when i wake up?"

"I sure will Hank," said Binky, "I will indeed be there when you wake up believe me."

Now we go to Elwood City with Mr. and Mrs. Barnes are fileing the missing persons report on Binky at the police department with a police officer there for them to file it. He will promise to try to find him alive and safe like before.

"I hope you find him officer," said Mrs. Barnes, "So we can take him home to be safe with his family."

"We will do our best ma,am," said the police officer, "Okay this report is nice and legal."

"That is very good," said Mr. Barnes, "It will be good to see him to be safe."

"Then we will ground him," said Mrs. Barnes, "It is our job to do that."

"If it is for the best do it," said the police officer, "Just if you spank him do it with a hand not a belt or paddle."

Arthur and them in their pajamas ready for bed. All the kids even D.W. are barefoot. We can see allof them have 10 toes. That is the normal number. And Hank got castrated. See what happens next chapter.

Hank got discharged from the hospital. He is still healing so no gay sex until then.

Buster is a bit nervous but not to bad. He just might pull it off. He just got a bit less nervous. They can sure tell. They know it just might work after all. So he went inside of that place. He decided to sound femine as in gay voice.

"Welcome here," said the man, "You can stay in room 232 across the hall from where Binky and Hank stay in."

"Thank you baby," said Buster, "Do you have a gay bathhouse?"

"We sure do," said the man, "Nice to see a femine kind here. We have some others here."

"Yes of course," said Buster, "And my name is Greg Martin."

"I hope youlike this place Greg," said the man, "You are free to us it of course."

He took secret photos of the inside of the place. Next chapter they turn it intothe police as evidence.

They went to see the raid from the outside of course. They saw the SWAT team in using ak 47's and heavy armor. They went inside of it and arrested them all including Binky and Hank. But because they are minor's they were realised to their parents. Binky and Hank wont face any crime because they are under age 18. But will get grounded at home of course.

"So Binky is going home now?" said Arthur, "Or does he go home with us?"

"He is going home now," said Brain, "He will be in big trouble at home."

He told them that it had glory holes, sex room, and naked swimming and such. They know for fact Binky and Hank will be grounded for 1 or 2 months. Which is grounded for a long time. They are glad the gay hotel/casino is now gone.

Binky got home grounded a month same as Hank by his parents. The owners is in jail facing counts of illegal prostitution, minor prostitution, trespassing, minor drinking and gambling, having kids use the gay bathhouse, running an illegal business. They face a long time in prison. See what happens next chapter of this story.

>>961324

Amazing

>>788868

>Favourite joke: People thinking I'm straight

Audible kek