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File: 73da859dce13ba5⋯.jpg (291.03 KB,1280x1570,128:157,pickleboy.jpg)

7f3fb0 No.371401

I think these guys officially qualify as lolcows now. Yes, their videos are fake but they have done enough legitimately dumb shit and so much drama surrounds them that I think they deserve a thread.

Michael Green/Pickle Boy/Kid Behind a Camera

> Was the one who had the original idea to film his bipolar dad having fits to make money

> Dropped out of high school and talks shit about people who go to college

> Has been exploiting his father’s death since December by making clickbait videos

> Has been on a diet since 2012 but has somehow only got fatter

> Started dating his girlfriend when he was 23 and she was 15

> Thinks that he’s a rapper. Releases cringe worthy songs all the time that his followers praise.

> Employees his fatass friend to moderate comments but if he doesn’t they’re universally negative

> Has been confirmed to buy likes for his channel to keep the dislike bar down.

> If someone starts talking shit about him he won’t hesitate to lawyer up and use his money to intimidate them

Charlie Green Jr/Charlie Chill/Charlie Travelz

> Angry Grandpa’s first born son

> He’s constantly fucking up and doing dumb shit so he’s the most entertaining of the lot

> Has currently been traveling across the countries staying with random AGP groupies

> Last year the entire family disowned him and started a targeted smear campaign on him

> Claimed that he hit Michael’s GF

> Claimed that he tried to give his nephews weed and beer

> Claimed that he tried to rape both of his sisters when they were teenagers

> Michael’s friend drove to South Carolina and tried to fight Charlie, cringe ensued.

> Randomly gets drunk an live streams telling people the truth about AGP and the other people.

> Takes Angry Grandpa’s urn with him to random places.

> Lived with a family in Maine for like 3 months, left them, and instantly started talking shit about them. Where he works, where he lives, etc.

>Has been to jail several times for not paying child support

> Has been known to flirt with underage fans on twitter

Isaac Guest/Be Our Guest

> Michael’s fatass friend

> Claims to make a living off being a rapper

> Is really Michael’s salaried personal troll

> There’s audio of him threatening people who made negative videos about AGP

> There’s a lot of rumors about how he got his pretty hot wife while being ugly and fat

> His wife recently left him because in her words “He’s obsessed with Charlie Green”

> Is the guy who drove to SC and tried to fight Charlie. Charlie is like 300 pounds lighter than Isaac though so the “fight” was laughable and mostly just consisted of Isaac huffing and puffing in circles while Charlie called him a fatass.

> According to his wife’s mom, he’s physically abusive.

Tina

> AGP’s friend/neighbor/drug dealer

> Was a character in the videos, but is apparently actually psycho

> Had a falling out with the Green family last year and told a bunch of secrets

> Mostly obvious shit like Grandpa being a racist

> Went psycho and threatened to kill Michael and Bridgette. They had to hire armed security.

> Claims that someone was threatening to hire a hitman to kill her. Could have been true since Isaac is a thing and that seems like something he’d say.

> Fat and white trash.

 Lives off SSI

> Recently reconciled with Michael because he needed someone to fill Grandpa’s spot.

> Has an ongoing feud with Charlie.

Bridgette West

> Michael’s girlfriend

> Fat

> Camera man of the series

> Everyone hates her. Before moderation most of the comments were calling her annoying

> Refuses to have anything below her head filmed cause fat

Charles Green/Angry Grandpa

> Fucked up guy, but a legend.

> Racist. Hates Mexicans and Arabs.

> Lived off welfare the majority of his life because lazy

> Legitimately bipolar.

> Some of the rage videos were real. They couldn’t afford his medicine back then so when he started going off Michael would just turn the camera on. You can tell the difference in quality when he started acting.

> Is directly responsible for people like Boogie2988 and FatBoyGetDown becoming popular

> Recently died of Cirrhosis

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7f3fb0 No.373574

bump

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fb0b7f No.373848

>Racist. Hates Mexicans and Arabs

>implying that's a bad thing

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ca91bb No.373905

File: 24e2ceb8026ca5e⋯.jpg (77.06 KB,736x761,736:761,999b2b854fc8fee9001fea641c….jpg)

the fuck is going on in here

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a7f15c No.373915

>>373905

Fuck if I know. I'm interpreting >>371435 as telling OP to fuck off to Reddit.

Edit: Thanks for the gold!

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d4a0f1 No.374425

>>373915

Shit OP will bring shitposts man

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f547ca No.374818

>>374425

How is it a shit OP? It's very neat and informative. Just because they're known in the normiesphere?

I always thought their videos were super staged and unfunny, but I wouldn't be surprised if there's some actual insanity behind the scenes.

I get telling an OP to fuck off to Reddit, but this is some next-level saging. What's up?

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3cc421 No.375476

>>374818

>gay formatting at the end

>

>gossip tier evidence, wheres the video and audio of these things being real?

this little nigger, its almost like you're not from here to not see the flaws with the op.

>normiesphere

you're not from here guy.

>I always thought their videos were super staged and unfunny

there meant to attract "normies"

Nevermind the fact that OP came back 15 hours just to type bump and not provide the evidence for his claims.

also >>373848

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7f3fb0 No.375506

Evidence

> a drunken rant from Charlie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7tZ5FLcH4A

> Charlie drunk and threatening to metal gear solid stealth kill Michael and Piglette.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDj8Q1qv4ic

> 600 pound fatass fighting drunken charlie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qhk5QN78DWs

> The psycho tina woman discussing the green family's shadiness

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycpYvuyqA7k

> Michael's cringeworthy rap video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbn2OvD8DdQ

> The video where they claim Charlie was on LSD and attacked them

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aL5yA2RwEgQ

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7f3fb0 No.375516

There isn't much evidence because like I say, Michael throws his money around to make things go away. He's lawyered up and goes after people who do as little call the videos fake. About once a year something will happen and stuff will start getting leaked, Michael will make a video playing the victim and sending his virtual army of normies after people.

There are opportunities for trolling. Charlie has proven time and time again that he can be trolled. He's like DSP/Chris Chan level of susceptible to it. I'm pretty sure Isaac could produce some julay too if prodded. They're all going to be laughing stocks soon since their channels will die since Grandpa is dead.

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3cc421 No.375531

>>375506

>>375516

So many claims with so little evidence

Baked Alaska has cringy rap videos too but i don't see anyone bringing it up or a BA thread.

either way i still think its a shit thread that gives off 'Do my work /cow/" vibes.

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3cc421 No.375543

>>375516

>>374818

And heres for ip hopping defending your gei thread

Here's a bump bump bump bump bump bump bump bump bump bitch Boi

FIGHTING, MATING, EGG LAYING AND HATCHING SEASON FOR KOMODO DRAGONS

The period between May and August is when you might be lucky enough to witness the fierce fighting of rival komodo dragon males. During this time - which is the komodo dragon mating season – the large dominant males will fight each other intensely over females and territory.

BIZARRE FIGHTING

A komodo dragon fight can be an equally bizarre and impressive spectacle. Before fighting the dragons can often be seen vomiting or defecating in preparation. The fights themselves most often resemble wrestling matches in which the males, supported by their hind legs, grapple with each other in a fight for domination. The loosing dragon is wrestled to the ground until submission.

PASSIONATE COURTSHIP

The winning komodo dragon will select his desired female and using his most important sensory organ – the tongue – try to assess her receptivity. Initially, the female will be resisting approaches very aggressively, using both teeth and claws. For this reason the male must fully subdue and restrain the female during the actual act of mating to avoid getting injured. In what is an almost unique behavior for lizards, after the female dragon has been impregnated, komodo dragons sometimes form bonds in pairs – being essentially monogamous.

A DANGEROUS EARLY LIFE

During the month of September the female komodo dragon will lay her average of 20-30 eggs in a dug-out burrow in a hill side, or occasionally in the abandoned nest of an Orange-footed Scrubfowl. After an incubation period of 7-8 months the hatchling dragons will apply their special “egg-tooth” in breaking the egg shell to escape. Soon after hatching this egg-tooth will fall off. After breaking through the egg shell, the infant dragons are exhausted and often rest for a long time before digging their way out of the nest. As newly hatched komodo dragons are generally defenseless, they easily fall prey to a range of predators, including birds, which means that many hatchlings do not make it to adult life.

Bizarrely, roughly 10% of komodo dragons’ diet is actually made up of young komodo dragons – cannibalism! oh shit nigga As a result, young komodo dragons spend a large part of their initial couple of years in the trees, where they find relative safety from larger dragons, as well as other potential predators. If successfully reaching maturity around the age of 3-5 years, komodo dragons often live for as long as 50 years.

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7f3fb0 No.375566

I've succesfully summoned Isaac Guest.

Hello fat boy. How is single life treating you since your prostitute wife left you?

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ca9943 No.375754

>>375566

>if you make fun of my thread, youre the lolcow wahhh!!!!

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7e7bd7 No.375761

i can't make heads or tails of anything in this thread. /cow/ needs more quality control because people madposting about a topic they don't like chokes off any info discussion. If you don't like the cow, don't post.

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ca9943 No.375766

>>375761

the thread is trash guy. and you can always filter me.

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7e7bd7 No.375771

>>375766

how about you not waste your time on threads you think aren't trash? no one cares about your opinion and if you arent adding anything to the discussion youre just being a dick.

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ca9943 No.375790

File: 76e91d95a74c63e⋯.png (6.93 KB,205x246,5:6,you.png)

>>375771

>how about you not waste your time on threads you think aren't trash?

i dont even know what you mean.

>no one cares about your opinion

>taking shitposts seriously on a chinese sticky bun forum

>if you arent adding anything to the discussion youre just being a dick.

pic related is (you)

also this isnt reddit guy.

YOU HAVE TO GO BACK

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7f3fb0 No.376496

Reddit posting is blatant trolling.

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a8d207 No.376569

what the fuck is even going on in this thread

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92a777 No.377002

File: 942f9ffa7c5b038⋯.png (168.61 KB,313x359,313:359,unknown (1).png)

>>371401

>>373574

>mentioning "racist" as a lolcow/negative

>bumping your shit thread on a slow as dirt board when it doesn't get the attention you want

Kill yourself.

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a64d1a No.403302

jesus christ, how the fuck do you know so much about them?

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14a32e No.593952

Well this is a lot of info

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aee180 No.687661

I thought issac was hispanic. he keeps calling himself black and saying the nword. if he isnt black then cosplaying as black is lolcow territory alone.

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6effcc No.689726

>>371401

>If someone starts talking shit about him he won’t hesitate to lawyer up and use his money to intimidate them

That sounds about right. Years ago there was this boomer commentary guy that made videos on that "dad breaks xbox 360 legendary freak out" trend in the 2015 era of yt and mentioned the greens a lot and I think he did a vid about them with actual proofs of them faking shit (even though the fakeness was obvious enough). Also mentioned the dad's past racism on his old myspace acc. Then one day Michael decided to "befriend" him, and all of the videos were wiped from the channel.

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21c06a No.694310

charlie chill and b0wser is having a chat about being lied and bullied by kbac, the rest of the greens, issac guest, and tina dandridge. here is the youtube link. b0wser said he is deleting the vid afterwards so they cant flag it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bb1DMwBMrZ8

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21c06a No.694312

b0wser is doing an awful job at interviewing. charlie can run his own interview. bowser keeps trying to be alpha and trying to get subs. he keeps cutting charlie off. bowser is missing the point of this interview. lol.

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21c06a No.694342

tina made up with issac and she started going after bowser. bowser and his mods wouldnt take the bait. then bowser started chopping her. her revealed all of hers and issac scams.

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21c06a No.694460

Isaac went after tina hardcore. doxxxxxxx her kid, house, father, brought her son -alberts- father on his youtube show. in november 2018 tina and isaac squash their thing. isaac was being paid by kid behind a camera to attack people who bash him. so a few or isaac and tina supporters left. some went over to b0wser channel.

b0wser was a mod for tina and he didnt know who agp was. after noticing things about tina he left and joined isaac(guest mob is the name of his crew). he then left guest mob because they was doxxxxxxxing everyone.

a lot of tinas youtube mods left her for bowser and others. the woman all wanted to date bowser. there has been drama.

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c7796e No.968125

File: 770e978413025f3⋯.jpg (85.42 KB,647x393,647:393,bandicam 2019-08-03 21-22-….jpg)

Tina Dandridge going to war with Guest Mob and Michael Green

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQzqvsWQOx8

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7d77eb No.968148

>>371401

> Started dating his girlfriend when he was 23 and she was 15

based

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