/cow/ - Lolcows

>the fucking story link didn't post

https://www.reddit.com/r/thespoonyexperiment/comments/7ot0g4/reported_spoony_for_making_threats_some_time_back/

>>309585

Fucking wew. The level of brokenness required to start making sexual fanfics of people you don't like and go into that much detail about your false depiction of the person, he needs a padded cell.

Also, newer plebbit thread: https://www.reddit.com/r/thespoonyexperiment/comments/7q91mm/twitter_account_suspended/

>>309585

how mentally ill do you have to be to write a fanfiction about dressing up as a woman and having buttsex with someone you hate - and then posting it on twitter.

I mean there are several steps to that; did he not at one point think "maybe this isn't a good idea, I should stop"?

>>309585

Spoony has prison rape fantasies?

>>309585

This reminds me of a certain species of Apes.

>>309622

Interesting. The guy claims, that Bonobos are doing their sex thing only in Zoos, i.e very boring /r environments. The wild isn't any of the two.

>>309600

You're talking about a guy who sent a rape joke tweet to one of his co workers. I think it's safe to say that Noah was never sane to begin with.

>>309585

This is the nuttiest things I've seen someone who fell for the "Trump is the devil" meme write.

>>309585

What the shit, I couldn't even read through this thing without throwing up, and this sick fuck actually wrote it? What is wrong with Noah? I would love to be a fly on the wall for one day in the Antwiler house.

>>309585

Holy shit, me and spoony share the same fetish.

>>310017

>>309585

And now I regret making this post, just read the part where Trump shits.

>>310037

Go read the previous Spoony thread and tell me with a straight face he isn't a lolcow. There's more to it than just "lol he's an SJW". Fucking retard.

>>310037

>It improved the quality of 4chan by 70%

>4chan

>quality

It's like saying "it improved the quality of this steaming turd by 70%" – there's no quantifiable nor tanglible way of measuring it.

>>309585

Absolutely Judaic

>>310037

Real shame the thread on Michael something or other slid off the catalog. Very funny seeing Noah's IDF always attacking threads making fun of Noah.

>>310037

Fun fact : That picture is over ten years old, those kids are old enough to vote, possibly drink.

And post.

>>309585

Trumpfags, everyone.

>>310037

>sp00ny isn't a lolcow you fucking underage cancerous newfags holy shit. A lolcow is someone like chrischan who's too fucking autistic to realize he's beeing trolled and has lulzy emotional

>>310037

t. räzorcuck

>>310037

While I agree that the definition of lulcow has been watered down to "famous people I don't like" especially on foxdick, Spoony has been a defacto lulcow for years.

>>310371

Makes you wonder if he was ever sane to begin with. He always kinda played a mentally unstable character on camera, but I'm beginning to wonder how much of that was just a joke. Or maybe this is some next level performance art shit. Maybe his Twitter feed is the real "spoony movie".

>>310535

Ultima Retrospective and how passionate/crazy he got over the bad games in the series alone pushed this idea.

>>310535

Its really bizarre to how his older jokes reflect his current self

>Make tons about raping women

>Was fired for making that type a joke to a co-worker

>Video has him eat tons of nasty food

>Gets a heart attack sometime later

>Video has him playing with toys. Seemed like a silly, but fun idea at the time

>Spoony roleplays as his dog a lot on twitter.

>Spoony jokes about overdosing on pills

>He is Bipolar, and probably talked about killing himself

>Spoony says he will stab the developers. Its obviously a joke out of anger, but some stupid people were worried

>Spoony gives off a muder-suicide tweet with questionable intent that got him banned on twitter.

I mean, watching old Spoony is like watching American Beauty in 2018. Very uneasy.

>>310649

>watching old Spoony is like watching American Beauty in 2018

Never seen American Beauty, how much of it reflects poorly on Kevin Spacey?

>>310660

Spacey is a middle aged man who pervs out to his daughter's slutty ass underage teenage friend, though he chickens out at the last minute and doesn't fuck her.

Also, said daughter's boyfriend has a closet case homosexual father who thinks his son (who is hanging out with Spacey because his relationship with his dad is pretty much dead) is secretly fucking Spacey because he secretly wants to fuck Kevin Spacey's character and projecting his desires on his son.

He angrily confronts his son, who decides to fuck with his dad by saying he is fucking an older gay man and the dad confronts Spacey and after making a clumsy romantic pass (which Spacey reciprocates because he's super horny as fuck at this point), the dad murders Spacey

>>309585

Do you think Spoony has April peg him with a strap-on while he has Trump speeches playing over the speaker?

>>311111

>>311111

>Do you think Spoony has April peg him with a strap-on while he has Trump speeches playing over the speaker?

No, spoony probably has April cosplay as trump while pegging him.

>>311160

Sounds believable

>>311111

nice pents

>>311160

That's what I was thinking at first, but then what would be the point if he can't see it? Maybe he's facing a mirror and wearing his girl Spoony wig while he's getting pegged by April in a Trump costume. And now I need to drink bleach to get that image out of my head. Might as well throw a laundry pod in for good measure.

>>311368

Oh god, have we really reached that level?

Of course, the difference here is that Chris actually created new Sonichu and tends to deliver on sending books to people.

I can't believe I'm saying that someone has a worse work ethic than Chris-chan. 2018 has been a wild ride and I'm wondering where the exact moment the timeline broke off from real world to clown world.

>>311368

The fuck does Peter "plastic wife" Coffin need a patreon for? Does he really go through that many sex dolls?

How is anyone supposed to keep up with Spoony now that he's banned on Twitter? Do we simply wait for an article from his neck of the woods describing his death?

Calling it now: Miles is forced to gun Spoony down after he goes on a killing spree.

>>311401

> Calling it now: Miles is forced to gun Spoony down after he goes on a killing spree.

< Local police officer uses lethal force against killer armed with what he himself described as a "gunblade"

>>311401

If he is banned from Twitter then he has nothing left to live for. It was his only thing he had.

>>311445

What about his dog?

>>311448

No i don't think April matters that much to him.

>>311454

Blimey

>>311539

$20 will get you a TRUE and HONEST Sonichu comic book signed by Chris himself. And from what I’ve heard, he’s actually delivering on that.

Let that sink in.

>>311373

>>311539

>>311542

Who has offered more entertainment value recently - Chris or Spoony?

>>311401

Miles is still in Arizona, so I don't think that's happening.

>>311600

The most entertainment value we have gotten out of Spoony over the last year was that one Jim video. That says a lot.

>>309585

There are no paths back out of the hinterland into which he's wandered.

>>312010

As long as there are Spics to take out, Miles will be pleased.

>>311751

It's not like he has anything better to do with his time.

>>312010

He's a cop so he could just be really tired. I'm sure you're still right he rather not deal with it. If he did he'd ride whatever coattails his brother has like Brads friends do.

>>312276

>ride antwiler's coattails

Brad's friends are broke hipsters, they have no other recourse. Miles has a career, can't see him ever doing that.

>>312529

Read what I said again. I said IF he did. Of the too it's very clear who made better calls. And yes they are. I don't think Brad even owns his own car since I remember seeing him in about 5 different cars or pick up trucks.

>>309639

From what I've read JonTron was inspired by Spoony to start making videos himself.

Talk about the student surpassing the master.

>last see anything of Spoony a couple years ago

>was a good guy with helpful videos

>this thread is on the front page

What in the actual fuck happened to this guy?

>>314726

Some people think the abortion broke him.

>>314865

Is this a Loss joke or am I that out of the loop?

>>314866

It's all speculation that NChick's abortion was Spoony's kid. Nobody knows.

>>314869

Well that's sad.

>>314866

>>314865

>>314869

>>314876

Oh stop this meme. That was just a joke made by Metokur for shits and giggles. Lindsey had the abortion a long time before Spoony's meltdown.

Spoony went crazy after his girlfriend dumped him by the time his bipolar stepped in iirc

>>314726

Ten years ago I thought that being an internet reviewer was a dream come true, but over time I realized that it's a living nightmare. It's a dead-end job and there is only so many years you can play Autismo The Clown before you get old it it becomes creepy to watch a manchild pushing 40 to still be perging about old video games and cartoons. All this while in the meantime the people you went to school with are getting married, having children and moving up, you are stuck grinding shit in Final Fantasy XIII instead of throwing it in the garbage like a normal person. Anyone would snap if that was their live.

Relax. Spoony is just having a midlife crisis. The storm will pass eventually.

I never heard of this guy until I found a 5 year old Ultima 9 review, why is he a faggot/lolcow exactly?

>>310554

I agree, specifically that sentimental moment he had in the last(?) video of the ultima serie. He talked about how he has fond memories of playing Ultima the first time with his big bro and how he wishes those days would come back. I can understand nostalgia and even wanting to be back in simpler times but the way he put it just sounded like a complete manchild who doesn't want to grow up and rejects any kind of responsibility.

>>314959

then explain pewdiepie

>>315139

Basically he was a pretty funny internet nostalgia reviewer, joined a clusterfuck of a "network", the NEETs turned reviewers couldn't hold the drama in for long and the network blew up with finger pointing on all sides. Spoony gets short end of shitstick, gets kicked out, goes crazy, health declining because of shitty diet and lifestyle of vidya/internet troll. Trump is anti-gov health care and thus becomes Spoony's new crush/arch-enemy. The internet is really a abyss mane.

>>315239

He was talking about internet reviewers and not prostitudes.

>>315239

pewdiepie is younger, mentally healthier, in a longterm stable relationship and a genuinely likeable guy. he also stopped playing vidya all the time and instead relies on his fans making his cocks for him.

honestly though Spoony seemed to really go downhill when he joined TGWTG and/or when his "potential tv show" went nowhere.

>>314993

>Spoony is just having a midlife crisis.

He one of the younger founders of the original channel awesomer.

>>315239

Pewdiepie is a whole different beast.

Knowingly or unknowingly he gamed the system to get extremely popular and now reached a point where he doesn't need to make hours of videos of him playing video games every day to make a lot of money.

>>315345

Isn't he like 36?

>>314959

That's not always true, SFDebris is dad-aged and it doesn't make his reviews creepy at all. Nor has he been involved in any controversy that I know of.

Sure it helps that he's an actual dad and was never a manchild, but you make it sound like age alone ruins the job.

>>314959

I always thought it would be a fun side thing to do along with a real job. I'm way to paranoid about not having money to ever do that shit long term. I always worry about it. Sure I have money, but will I have money in 10 years? What if something goes bad and I need to dish out 6-10k? It was fun to think about when I was a little younger and I get lazy thoughts like that still when work is hard, but I know my habits and I know if I didn't work a real job and leave my house I'd never leave and turn into a mess.

>>314907

>implying there wasn't a time difference between the abortion and him finding out it was his

>>315239

Feelix pretended to be mentally retarded for 7 years and is now redpilling gen Z for the race war.

>>315405

No, it's always true.

>>315345

>it can't be a midlife crisis if he's younger

the way spoony treats his mind and body i think 20 was middle age for him

>>314959

Has AVGN been the only internet reviewer that has relatively successfully transitioned from one style of show to another?

He went from Mr. Doo-doo Diarrhea to Comfy Couch James and 10 Inch Man.

>>315586

Egoraptor, and he actually did some outside of internet shit too

>>315595

But then he collapsed inward on himself because of ayylmao.

>>315601

I'm talking about recently though

>>315491

Yet you can't give an example of SFDebris being a lolcow.

>>315550

That just being a fucking loser

>>315586

b-but he's a lolcow because his movie wasn't that good

>t. faggot that tried desperately to push that in the last thread

>>315795

I don't even know who the dude >>315611 is talking about is and I think you're a fucking idiot.

It is absolutely possible to make videos on any subject and not be an embarrassing spaz about it. Saying stuff like "every person who does X on youtube is a fucking loser" just makes you look like a salty retard, especially if there are people making money with the videos you think instantly makes them a loser.

>>315813

One may call them manbabies, nu males, soyboys, and it all runs off them like water off a raincoat. But criticize their gaming and you will be astonished at how they recoil, how injured they are, how they suddenly shrink back: "I've been found out!"

>>315853

Yes those faggots exist and are really easy to spot and make fun of, but no, not every single person who makes videos about games is like that, just a huge chunk of them, and the numales you described are only a subset of shitty youtubers, who manage to be faggots in ways you wouldn't even imagine. This is also applicable to any video type on youtube, 99% trash cocks by trash people.

>>315611

His obsessive shitting on Voyager, the desperate nitpicking to find every little scrap of something to hate on.

>>316096

Voyager is pretty shit, but it's not without redeeming qualities.

I haven't watched his stuff in years, but I remember him liking some Voyager episodes, like that god awful fucking Tuvix episode everyone thinks is quintessential Star Trek.

>>316096

>h-he's a lolcow b-because he doesn't like something I like REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>315795

There's nothing wrong with that bottle right one, he's just trying to imitate a childhood photo.

He also doesn't look like your average bugman.

>>315795

>he doesn't like a shitty Star Trek show so he's a lolcow!

>>316096

>>315853

>he has a show dedicated to his hobby of video games so he's a lolcow!

>I memorized a /pol/ may may do i fit i yet?

You newfags need learn what a lolcow is and lurk for 2 years.

>>316289

>noob

>being this defensive

>cuckchan filename

mad newfag?

Every morning I check this thread on the ride to work. Just to see if Spoony killed himself yet.

>>316217

That one did look out of place. And his mouth is closed.

Spoony is still making under 600 bucks a month. When will he lose the house? When will he start flipping burgers

So he played Final Fantasy IX on stream yesterday. Which is odd, because he HATES that game because of the art style. He even says so in the first two minutes or so. So he must've gotten very desperate.

Something I did notice is the top left of the screen: the JewWario hat. Spoony must've been hit hard by the guy's death, or this is some kind of foreshadowing.

>>316776

isn't it just a regular wario hat?

>>316776

>Hates the artstyle

I barely played Chrono Trigger because of the artstyle and I find that to be odd.

>>316776

>>316852

>go anime autism in FF7 with terrible polygon shit

>go realism (as much as you can with a playstation) in FF8

<decide to go ultra deformed retard cartoon with faggot with a monkey tail and eyeliner on the big knight guy for no logical reason in FF9

9 is where the series started going downhill.

>>316909

8 was shit too. But the faggotry definitely ramped up with 9. I remember being physically revolted by it as a kid.

>Ovenmeister

>in a tribute video to KikeWario

>>316776

>jewwario hat

Holy shit the guy's been dead for over 4 years spoony, get over it. He says he can't play monster hunter anymore because he used to play it with the guy. Also, he confuses millipedes with centipedes for some reason

This will end soon with Spoony taking the bullet.

I hope not to hear this someday but I see it coming like the fucking moon like Majora's mask. It's there and it's coming.

>Spoony is kill.

<You can't turn back time to prevent all this.

From the description of a recent stream:

>Still searching for my true self… unless it's just some dork in green headphones.

What are the odds we end up in the tranny spoony timeline?

>>320473

>What are the odds we end up in the tranny spoony timeline?

That sounds very possible. Spoony already a faggot

>>320473

Tranny into suicide seems like the obvious progression at this point.

>>309585

You think he ever had the same fantasies about Tidus or Squall?

>>320519

Knowing what Tidus actually was and the sport he played, you could say Spoony had a few wet dreams about him.

>>320508

You've gotta be fucking kidding me

>>320508

Wait a minute. Is this even the real Spoony? Didn't he get banned from twitter?

>>320574

>>320569

>>320575

Ya'll niggas need to pay more attention so you don't get fooled by joke tweets.

>>320578

It's not my fault spoony is insane enough that an intentionally absurd parody account can pass for him.

>>320581

Of course. I had to go make sure it wasn't real too.

>>320578

I honestly thought these were old posts, and I wouldn't be surprised if they were somewhat true prior.

>>320611

Jesus Christ.

I think it was pretty fucking obvious the reason why he told the guy to keep the money was because he was unemployed and trying to get into disability. But I suppose someone dumb enough to want to donate to Spoony even while on disability isn't too bright to begin with.

>>320578

Should've checked the date.

>>320508

This is likely fake but it seems prophetic. I still kinda believe Spoony will just hang himself one day or actually become a homeless bum, but Tranny Spoony would be hilarious.

Where did this impersonator Spoony come from? When I saw >>320508 I had to check myself to see whether that's actually real, given the mental state of other Channel Awesome contributors.

>>320611

Man, this is fucking sad. Anyone who has had back pain even for a day knows how awful this is, and this guy's is so bad that he cannot even work any longer. Yet here he is, waiting to get whatever pittance he can from the state, just to become Spoony's paypig once again.

>>321003

>that second picture

Good god, I don't care about masculinity/femininity, but that second pic's horrifyingly disordered.

>>316113

Voyager has some decent episodes but the good ones are outnumbered by the bad ones and the fact that the entire premise was wasted by the writers and producers; to the point that the 2002 Battlestar Galactica revival (produced by a 90s era ST writer who got fired from Voyager over wanting to retool the show to fully exploit the premise) was EXPLICITLY based upon the rejected pitch he had to retool the series, that got him fired

>>316909

Nope.

FF9 was basically Filler Fantasy.

Square was contractually obligated to produce one last FF game for the PS1 but at the same time, Square itself was too busy working on a bunch of other projects (the Spirit Within and FFX, the later of which was the shark jump moment of the franchise). The later of which, was tagged by Sony to receive a huge promotional push as far as FF X being a showcase for the PS2's advance graphics.

So TPTB decided to do one last fantasy/swords and sorcery-style game, for FF9 before going full tilt futurist with X.

>>321321

Something similar happened with Babylon 5 and Deep Space Nine. Some guy pitched the idea of a Start Trek series, mainly based on a space station, instead of a ship and it would focus more on diplomacy, they rejected it, he went and created Babylon 5, which was a success, the Star Trek guys, responded by making Star Trek Babylon 5 Deep Space Nine.

>>321322

>too busy making a complete flop of a movie and HA HA HA HA HA HA HA: the game

kek

>>321581

>women ruined Spoony

No, the faggot ruined himself for going after them trying to get his sad noodle wet with a gingerwhale and a sjw whore like the sad sack of shit he is.

Also Biggest Cuck in the Universe competition, Maddox, Arin or Spoony?

>>321581

>Conclusion: women ruined Spoony.

That's usually how the story goes. Yet another reason why you should be a bachelor and enjoy freedom while you can.

>>321742

Well thats the basic outline of the relationship really, I don't know whats there to add. Theres the age gap, but nothing wrong has been done.

But the relationship existed for years. Its not something recent. You can see a few archived stuff where Arin was all lovey dovey with her.

The reason people called him a cuck was because he used "Trigger Warning" and followed FemFreq(not anymore). He brags about porn and shit all the time.

So for the most part, they actually have a very healthy relationship and are happily married. Arin has done better than most of his E-celeb peers too.

>>321771

I was asking about the actually important shit, like somehow getting on TV when his claim to fame was making parodies of videogames in flash with piss jokes then making bad LPs and being a riceburner faggot.

>>321754

meep meep he came about at an opportune time, yeah, but was/is just generally a shitty decision maker, and a shitty person in general tbh no homo

>>321878

Its on his wikipedia/imdb page.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8dMkh7PhsM

Hes done shit for Rick and Morty, and even has the creators on Game Grumps at some point. He is on a few other things too.

Before Game Grumps he was also the only reason people watched The Tester, and one interview he said he did shit for MTV at one point. Also he did that weird Daddy Dating simulation too.

Is it much, not really. But its still a lot more than most other e-celebs. Rina-chan did better though.

>>321902

Well he actually made a game is the point I'm making. You may not like it, but hes still doing something.

>>321882

No matter how good or bad the media he's had a part in is, he has a somewhat stable, middle-class career in animation and entertainment. This is all shit he can put on a resume, if Game Grumps just crashed tomorrow, I have no doubt that he could get solid work voice acting side-characters for cartoon network or doing animation work for some minor companies.

If YouTube and Twitch died, JonTron is fucked. Spoony is homeless. Ethan and Hila Klien are basically gonna be stuck working at Taco Bell. OneyNG and PsychicPebbles will be lucky to get jobs in their field. Arin won't feel it. He has experience and industry connections. Arin turned internet fuckery into an actual career because he isn't a quasi-Autistic manchild.

>>309585

>Why

>why would you make me do this

seems more like a scenario he was forced to writedue to losing a bet

>>321980

alright.

He's less of a quasi-autistic manchild than most people who try to make a living off of internet cocks.

Spoony bullshat on a stream about how he almost went to Japan to teach English.

Would anyone here like to guess how that might have went?

He hasn't killed himself yet. I will return tomorrow.

>>315806

>>t. faggot that tried desperately to push that in the last thread

Was he Asalieri?

>>322696

He would have ended up in a Logan Paul video

>>323889

James is someone who was actually 100% playing a character in AVGN. Unlike spoony and the channel autism crew, who ended up effectively becoming their shit characters, James kept James and The Nerd and Board James as separate entities because the latter are characters he plays through acting.

Though the toilet "humor" is genuine.

>>323931

There is always a bit of the real person in the character, the big difference is how much it is. With Spoony it always seemed that the only difference between Spoony and Noah was that Spoony turned off his verbal filter.

>>321581

>women ruined Spoony

Twice in a row now.

>>315174

I don't know, I'd probably say it was more compound stress from watching lots of game series die, especially at the hands of EA. I mean I'm not as old as Spoony but I grew up with the Theme games and Dungeon Keeper 1+2 from Bullfrog, Command and Conquer was a big favourite of mine and a bunch of other sort of nineties-early two thousands game series that EA has systematically killed off only to later release in some terrifying corpse-puppet form like Dungeon Keeper mobile game edition. I felt legitimately sad, if not a tiny bit embarrassed, watching him break down over how Ultima fell apart due to EA's shit management.

>>316776

I watched this. It's lots of male feminist tier bitching about how the female knights are dressed in Alexandria compared to the male knights despite the fact the female knights are follow a dress code set down by Beatrix, their captain, and are a thousand times more organised, intelligent, focused and generally competent than the knights of Pluto. Then bitching about how Zidane hits on Garnet/Dagger because he's female fetishising or whatever they call it these days. The only bit of Spoony left is the way he comically exaggerates how bad the Queen's face is, including those portraits of her. He's such an unbelievable fucking faggot now, all he does is cry about social justice shit in video games like he's actually going to get his audience back or score points with a new audience by doing that.

>>326893

I love it when subhuman marxist filth tries to paint the Final Fantasy series as some woman hating series considering how fucking androgynous it's gotten over the years.

>>326973

And the multitude of strong female characters that have appeared in the series as it went on. It's just weird to see Spoony go from making titty jokes about Lulu and the sorceress from 8 to "oh obviously the women soldiers are wearing such sexualised armour, fucking patriarchy rarararar". In a fucking kingdom ruled by a lone queen and a unit headed by a bad ass knightess. I think April poisoned him, she looks like the source of the marxism.

>>326988

I'm sure if you rewatch his old stuff you could find nuggets of poz even before any of the obvious influences started showing up.

>>326990

No, not really. He was just angry, nitpicky and didn't really seem to have any political ideology behind anything he said. If he thought it was a good idea, it was a good idea. If he thought it was a bad idea, it was a bad idea. I've watched all his old stuff multiple times at this point, I was a fan back when the first FF8 video came out. I never ever noticed any kind of political bullshit in anything. Now it's just non-stop SJW tier bullshit.

>>327036

Was he really a kike?

>>326988

> I think April poisoned him, she looks like the source of the marxism.

Look at her Twitter: half of it is her showcasing her Barbie-looking Skyrim character in underwear. The other half is her shilling her Etsy LARPing crap. I don't think April is what drove Spoony insane, I think she's just a woman with shit taste (she is dating Noah Antwiler after all). My bet would be the anti-depression treatment, that stuff fucks with your brain chemistry and doctors just throw pills at you blindly hoping that one of the pills gets it right.

>>327311

Why else would you put "Jew" in your name. Unless you wanted to make Jew-jokes, but that's not what he did.

>>327356

Did he even main fucking Wario in some games?

>>327385

No anon. Wario himself is a jew. JewWario was stating the obvious.

Spoony can redeem himself easily. Webcam the murder of Nostalgia Critic and his brother, then go on rape rampage at Lindsey's house, make sure to impregnate her again so she can at least abort it again and make a part 2 to her abortion gimmick. Then bonus points, double tap Mike at avgn, then strip naked, pour karosene on self, light up, and run at cops

>>327633

read the thread, bro.

>>320508

>>327633

Apparently this was a parody account, and not actually him.

>>327904

Why did you reply me? I was just point out that it was posted already.

>>329294

Since when is hell dark what with all the fire?

>>329294

A man who spent his life playing video games and drinking knows what true suffering is.

>>329294

Wow, what a whiny bitch.

>>327969

>Yoshitaka

>Yoshitaka

It's like poetry.

>>329294

>appropriating

Has this niggerfaggot spent a night with a 12 gauge under his chin? No? Shut the fuck up Noah. Kill yourself.

>>327969

Firion is manlier than any protagonist since him barring Bartz and Zidane. Yes, the bar is that low.

Noah whatever you do don't try to take out as many other people as you can when you go.

>>330230

Maybe he can jump of the Sears Tower?

>>330702

What if he lands on someone. No, noah needs to walk deep into the woods, surround himself by trees, and just hang himself. Maybe some Japanese tourist can make a video and upload it to Nico Nico.

>>330754

Toaster in the tub.

>>330972

Couldn't that cause a power disruption for other people? It'd be a shame for his suicide to inconvenience others.

I wish the tranny thing were true.

It's real to me, god damn it.

TROLOLOLOLOL

Will today be the day, Noah?

>>334330

The fuck's a superchat?

>>334330

$25/hour is pretty good money for playing video games. I would be pretty happy if I got paid 25 dollars per hour after work while I played video games.

>>334424

Basically donations. Think of it like twitch donations for those true cam whores. The more you donate, the longer your message is pinned to the top of the chat.

>>333686

It's funny faggot, who cares

>>334490

What a stupid name for it. I know there's no thought into it other than picking a "good" word and tacking onto something else like "epic" and the like but still.

>>334330

we should really stop bumping this thread until he either kills himself or goes on a shooting spree.

i always get my hopes up when i click.

>>320611

you know this is a fake account because real Spoony would have no qualms taking that donation.

>>334488

25/h is great if you're making it fulltime, but I doubt he steams 40-60 hours a week.

>>334816

He has a big nose for a reason

>>337065

>25/hr

>40 hours a week

>getting it every hour

>$52000 a year

That's a decent living.

>>339140

Bruh, if he got off his ass and made a comeback, he'd be pulling six figures. Easily.

>>339140

It's very nice living. If he was smart and knew how to save money he could be set for life.

>>337208

>Chris-Chan makes more hipster welfare bucks than spoony

>Chris-Chan gets groupies at con/get more pussy than both spoony and pan pizza rebel taxi

Where did thing go so right?

>>321581

I'm convinced that April is a succubus.

>>321581

He used to be a 90s libshit, but he would still call people faggots and make racist and rape jokes. Is that his issue? He picks shitty women and cucks to them?

>>340705

now do one for stages of acceptance of /pol/cucks who got scammed by him

>>334330

Remove glasses and ad more hair. Replace switch with the ultimate 9 box and amazing spider-man 2. It would be perfect spoony. Spoony still mad over people making fun of his amazing spider-man 2 reviewt that was longer than the actual movie. Amazing spider-man 2 was already pushing 3 hours.

>>309583

Still blows my mind that spoony piss away his career. He could’ve been as big as markiplier and game grumps. He did let’s plays before it was mainstream. He was a PC fanboy that ignored streaming games from stream.

>>342960

His fall is part of what makes it fun to watch it burn down around him.

>>342965

When did he get fired from channel awesome? Seem like amazing spider-man 2 was he true downfall. He at least didn’t turn on his fans before the channel awesome rape joke shitstorm

>>321590

> Biggest Cuck in the Universe competition, Maddox, Arin or Spoony?

Maddox wins for sure. Spoony has an excuse with his psychological problems (One that doesn't justify much, but it's better than suing everyone and the kitchen sink because you're asshurt that your ex from 3 years ago is sleeping with Dick Masterson).

Will today be the day?

>>343050

the day for what dude? his return or demise?

Spoony always sucked. You faggots were just bluepilled so you didn’t realize it.

>>343699

Don't kid yourself. There's no returning from this.

>>343922

God forbid some people had some fun laughing at someone shit talking Final Fantasy VIII 11 fucking years ago. Must be all blue pilled dumbasses.

But honestly, even back then, after I watched the FFVIII review and tried to watch some of his other stuff, I thought everything else sucked. So yes, you're right, Spoony always sucked, but him sucking has diddly to do with people being blue pilled.

>>343973

Eh, I'm rewatching some of his old shit now, it's okay. Probably wouldn't like it much if I was seeing it for the first time, to be fair.

And in some of his reviews he's really forcing the 'rage' as was the fashion at the time. Honestly his main charm is that he just seems like a guy you'd like to bond with over nerdy shit. Which we all know now is garbage, and that he's a narcissistic psychopath.

>>346168

I think Jim summed it up pretty good with why people liked him. It's been at least 4 years since I've watched him at all, but if I remember right the fake rage thing would happen less and less as time went on as the fade died out and only pooped up sometimes. I could be wrong, like I said it's been a few years and I don't think I can go back and rewatch him at this point.

You can do it noah! I believe in you. I believe today is the day you will end it all. Be free Noah be free.

>>346168

>>346217

The sad part is that he's not forcing the rage anymore. That shit he pulls in Alien: Isolation? That frustration at the lack of control in P5? That's not fake.

>>387246

I'm in the same boat, loved his videos as a teen.

Honestly, that's just how mental illness and it's treatment with all kinds of psycho-active medication work.

He probably would have had a better life if he had moved to a state where you can actually spend time outside unlike the brooding desert of Arizona and never started taking any pre-scribed drugs.

>>309583

Mini documentary on his downfall. It's not bad.

>>392136

Oh. That's who this guy is. Some people just can't handle e-fame.

>>387246

Most of the people that mock Spoony now were former fans. Welcome to the club, anon.

>>392136

Good video. Very anticlimactic end to the Spoony saga.

>>387246

>He didn't deserve any of what happened to him.

err, yes he did, all of it it's his own doing, nobody else is at fault

>>392184

Increasingly hoping for a murder/suicide rather than just a suicide.

>>392223

He's an autistic retard who could have made a decent living off of bullshitting about nerdy things in an edited format. That was literally all he had to do.

But he seems to have had some delusional dream of actually becoming some kind of celebrity and was just using the people who enjoyed watching him talk about nerdy things to further that. He's a self-important narcissist.

He deserves everything.

>>387246

>>392249

He was always a lazy, entitled asshole, he just held it at bay via scripted videos.

The people who claim Spoony's videos about 8bit video games from the '90s somehow saved them in some Dark Night of the Soul are fucking hilarious. He was just a jagoff that hoped to make a few bucks off of you being an autistic nerd and raged when he couldn't or when you didn't praise him enough.

>>387389

Anon, I'm a mental health worker, I see more crazy people in a day than you see in a decade, and when those people get worse it's not because of the meds, it's despite the fact they're taking meds, or because they aren't taking the right meds. The meds just get a bad rep because guess what, when people get better from their crazynes they don't post about it online, they only do it when it gets worse.

Most mentally ill people get way, way better with proper treatment, I believe Spoony would be no exception, since quite frankly he's not that severe a case.

>>392249

>He's an autistic retard who could have made a decent living off of bullshitting about nerdy things in an edited format.

And he did. That's the funniest part. He was making a shit-ton of money in his heyday of circa 2012. That's one of the reasons why he's hated so much now - all his fans grew up and became adults, people who have to work and pay rent, taxes, etc. So they look at this pathetic manchild that was making all that cash shitting his pants and doing nothing, and managed to still fuck it all up.

>>387389

>>392340

He doesn't have any fucking mental illness, stop spreading this retarded meme. He's a lazy, narcissistic retard who's gotten into his head that he's something more than a stinking eceleb, and decided to live off that, eventually blaming everyone and everything in his failure, finding excuses for the better half of the decade. Mental illness, heart issues, you name it, poor Spoopy has it all.

>>392358

I don't know about heart issues but are you really saying you think Spoony is right in the head?

>>392685

Er.. memes aside? Yes, he has zero actual medical conditions, which should be obvious to anyone. Being a sperg =/= legitimate mental illness.

>>392340

Honest question here: how do you figure out what the right meds are? All I hear is talk about "chemical imbalance in the brain", but how does the doctor know what's out of balance without taking a brain fluid sample (or whatever the technical term would be)? Do doctors just prescribe you something and hope for the best?

>>392734

>>392725

anon is right. a blood test won't show any imbalance. and cerebral-spinal fluid won't show anything either. the use MRI's and CAT scans to guess that there is an imbalance - and that's only if the patient has those expensive procedures done.

>>392725

The cheapest way is trial and error, and that's the way it goes.

> Patient exhibits symptoms of depression

Take this standard dosage of Drug X

> I feel a little skittish a few weeks later

Cut back to half a dose, etc.

>>392340

Most if not all of the manifestions of Spoony's (now 4 year long) mental health "crisis" are indistinguishable from alcoholism. Alcoholism actually explains quite a lot more, not least of all his physical bloating.

>>392136

Fredrik has some good stuff, but I'm not a fan of this one. Not because it was bad, but because I already knew a big chunk of this stuff. It was just the Jim video for normalfags.

>>392806

I'm really starting to get tired of retards accusing videos of being boring because they already know everything about the subject. Here's a newsflash: those are made for people who don't, that's the point.

I actually only knew Spoony because last year I liked Phantasmagoria and heard his let's play of the sequel was funny. Strangely, I didn't find his LP funny at all. To contribute to the thread a little bit, a guy named Down the Rabbit Hole made a great video explaining Spoony's antics.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMSZ1TqgOIU

He also did some nice videos explaining Chris-Chan and DSP.

Is Spoony GenX? Are there many GenX anons on /cow/?

>>393511

he might as well cut his balls off.

>>393511

I cant even laugh at this, this just makes me sad at the state of western society. For fucks sake we used to build nukes and we massacred chinks, niggers, krauts, and durka durkas. We need to start over from scratch.

>>323931

This.

James Rolfe is a functioning adult while the rest of them are just helpless autistic faggots and age is not being good to them at all.

>>342960

>vee-log

does he say bee-log too?

>>393591

The only entertaining vlogs are by people who are actively playing a character. Actually watching another person's life is absolutely retarded.

>>393593

You mean like lonelygirl15 vlogs? Those?

>>393608

I don't know them, I don't even watch all that many vlogs

>>392136

Is it any better than Jimbo's shitty surface-scratch?

>>392340

>t. big pharma shill

>>323931

That is a common trait with all the first wave "reviewers". They made their first - 10 or so - reviews out of genuine strong emotion towards some particular property, usually from their childhood, and those reviews defined them. Some pretend like they were "doing a character" but in reality they were just letting out exactly what they thought about it for a long time.

Then they inevitably run out of properties they felt any attachment to and now try to force the same reaction, effectively imitating themselves .

>>392725

Trial and error, mostly. If the person gets better it's working, if not, it's not. There are specific techniques for introducing and swapping meds but I won't get into that here.

There are also genetic tests being developed nowadays to pinpoint which meds will produce the best possible results but it's not widespread and are still very expensive.

>>393661

>>393671

I spend more time trying to lower dosages and take drugs away from people than prescribing them, don't be retarded.

Obviously meds are over prescribed, a lot of lazy doctors just sedate trouble patients so they stop bothering them and their families, and yes, most problems could be solved with therapy alone. This doesn't change the fact that there are people who benefit from medication and need them.

>Most medications should be illegal.

Can you name a single one? This looks like talking out of your ass to me. My experience is the opposite, big pharma frequently tries to block meds produced by competing companies and different countries to maintain their monopoly, so a ton of useful, safe drugs end up being illegal. The most famous example is metamizole, a drug so safe you can treat babies and small animals using it, but which is illegal in the US for extremely bullshit reasons.

>It ruins people's brains

Factually wrong. For instance, people who don't treat depression or schizophrenia properly, when compared to people who do, years after the disease starts, score lower on cognitive tests and have more brain atrophy both in imaging studies and autopsies. Talking out of your ass again.

>and they usually don't even get say in it.

Also wrong, unless a person is completely psychotic and doing shit like threatening to hurt themselves or someone else, or the person is fucked to the point they don't even understand what's going on anymore, all medication prescribed is discussed with the patient. Or at least that's how it should be, I can't speak for the lazy and the incompetent who just prescribe whatever and expect people to take stuff without discussing or explaining any of it.

Don't mix things up, big pharma is shit, lazy doctors are shit, but that doesn't mean medical treatment isn't effective when done properly.

Sage for offtopic.

What more needs to happen before his inevitable suicide?

>Dog dying

>April leaves him

>Loss of paypig/stream funds

>>394480

didn't all of that happen already?

>>393932

Prozac should be illegal. Prozac has huge suicide risk above and beyond even normal anti depressants. As someone who experienced that side effect first hand and can never undo the damage it did, I sure as fuck don't think it should just be handed out like candy.

The problem with all of these medications is the same thing. We don't understand the brain enough to properly target what needs to be targeted. Instead we have shotgun approaches which target extremely vague conditions. Usually we don't even understand why the medication works and we often it incorrectly even if we did.

The AVERAGE use of these medications is trying to dull yourself away from your life conditions. They're not being used to treat serious mental health conditions but make it so a wage slave doesn't kill himself today, but also doesn't resolve the problems making his life want to kill himself.

>>394665

The people most at risk of suicide from antidepressants are those who are so depressed they wanted to die but weren't motivated to kill themselves. You know, the people who can't leave their bed, have to be bathed and are hospitalized.

When the SSRI's first start working, they get motivated just enough to go through with killing themselves.

>>394486

No, just the third one and even then he hasn't lost it all, if he was living in a cheaper place that type of income would still be managable but I think he'll continue to scare away the few donating to him out of pity or hope he'll make a comeback.

>>394480

Sounds like a country song.

I imagine it will only take something menially small to cause him to snap.

Fingers crossed the next wrestlemania is cancelled.

>>393511

> I will bring myself sexual pleasure later, while thinking about this with great respect.

Wait, what? How? Why? What the fuck is even going on here? I Spoony getting cucked for real now? Does the doll have anything to do with it?

>>394692

And Prozac has an 8 times higher suicide rate than any other anti depressant on the market. Before I took it I never once had a suicidal thought. Afterwards I would get intrusive thoughts of suicide, even after being off it for over a decade. I don't want to turn this into a blog post so I'll leave it at that.

>>394996

> gives his gf a dildo for a gift

> promises to fap later with great respect

> doesn't just give her the d

It's what happens when you indulge with feminist gfs. If you have a gf and plan on getting married, try to live in Saudi or Qatar for a year or two (or some other, similar place) before you live with her in the west. You need a legal environment where you can beat the feminisms out of her before you actually seriously live in the west.

>>395013

Won't matter. As soon as the power dynamic shifts in her favour she will fuck you. That's where all the mail order bride people fuck up. They think women can't adapt to an environment.

What's Lordkat's deal? I saw him in the Down the Rabbit hole video. I only ever knew Spoony fromt he FF8 and Phantamagoria shit.

>>397567

There's an archive for it you dumb fuck

http://archive.is/BXGLw

Our of curiosity, what happened to Spoony's brother? I heard he died.

>>397637

Shot a Mexican

>>310037

>4/8 split

>implying it wasn't the dawn of the eternal summer at that point anyways

>I am the voice of reason

Fuck off reddit, sp00ny might not be chrischan, but he certainly is something. Having a 9/10 doesn't mean a 6/10 doesn't exist

>>397575

Nope, that was Noah. Check the date of the archive and scroll down.

>>397637

He has a blog where he posts movie reviews, believe it or not.

https://moviemoses.wordpress.com/

>>398159

I doubt any more thought than "both of these words start with M :DD" was put into it.

>>398391

Still has a more constant output than Spoony. Between shooting beaners to boot.

hes got the crazy eyes

>>314959

There are ways to make it work, but most of those ways require straight up becoming an archivist which requires a lot of good writing (and in the case of videogames) programming skills. Spoony has neither.

Undisabled comments

>>438434

he looks like absolute dogshit, wow.

How can we force him to kill himself already, lads?

>>438434

His cartoon avatars are so fucking depressing. They were never a great likeness (he always looked more exhausted and fried) but now they're like looking at a picture of an 85 year old woman when she was a teen. There's no resemblance.

>>438437

Fifth of gin a day, I'd guess. He has the bloated face most chronic alkies get.

https://www.reddit.com/r/thespoonyexperiment/comments/8m997s/update_noah_hospitalized_after_found_unresponsive/

https://archive.fo/2QBuY

>I do not know Noah personally but we share a close friend. They (leaving them anonymous for privacy) just posted on Facebook that they are with Noah at the ER after he was found unresponsive (I assume by April). THAT IS ALL THE INFORMATION I HAVE RIGHT NOW. I do not want to speculate about what happened, I just hope Noah is okay. I will try to update as I can.

IS IT FINALLY HERE??

YEAR OF THE SPOONY

>>467227

the New Day is worse than Doink the Clown

So did he finally off himself??

Can't believe I ever liked this dickhead.

>>481613

Would you mind elaborating on what initially made of a fan of Spoony? I ask because no one during the 15-minute angry reviewer of pop media fad geled with me, so I cannot fathom what made a grown man complaining about anime interesting.

>>482897

He got big because he started back when people were still under the delusion that youtube was used primarily by the community and not professional astroturfers. It probably helps that the guy can actually talk at a moderate pace without stuttering like a retard which is pretty much the equivalent of a 20 base charisma score back in 2007 internet videos.

>>482897

I was fifteen and his Terror T.R.A.X. video made me laugh. It's the same reason I used to like Old Man Murray & Maddox.

>>482897

I was a teenager, I hated FF8, and he made a video shitting on the game.

Honestly even back then I only liked his FF8 video, never watched anything else. I tried watching more of his stuff because I figured if I liked one of his videos I'd like at least a few more of them but nope.

>>482897

I was a dumb fucking teen and you gotta understand, back in 2008 people didn't give a flying fuck what they put online, plus this was before everyone and their mother became famous for streaming. And yeah, looking back at his stuff, he kinda went down the shitter when he started copying Doug Walker's "comedy" style in 2009, his FMV Hell series in which he didn't scream at the top of his lungs were actually pretty entertaining, then he joined CA and well, you know the rest.

>>482897

i liked his game reviews like "phantasmagoria". once he stopped doing those, i lost interest.Plus i was 14 years old.

>>482897

i thought he was genuinely funny early on, well mostly because at the time there were very few poeople doing what he was doing, it had novelty and the market wasn't oversaturated. then he got into TGWTG and it just became cringe. I honestly think that's what happened with Spoony, he got mixed up with bad people.

I still think vid related is pretty funny. It's more natural and low effort. Sad that he destroyed himself really.

>>483332

He was entertaining when shitting on a point and click adventure. PRetty much sums it up.

>>484008

Panel 2 should have been punching the bitch in the face. But then if the mother had done her job properly like that it never would have got that bad.

No tweets in almost two days is confirmation that he was blocked from Twitter again.

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>>483361

>Loser teens and tweens who desperately wanted a friend-simulator, and only later realized the fucker was unfunny once youtube began growing

That's about what I figured, and the friend-simulation explains why there is so much corss-contamination with the spergs in the mst3k fandom. I can't remember who said it, but the quote about "Television is the illusion of company" is twenty times more apt today than it ever was in the 50's.

>>564158

Did he ever get called out for being a part of richard garriot's ultima kikestarter?

>>564508

Whatever ever happened with that game?

>>564700

It came out earlier this year and literally nobody cared. It has a 50 on metacritic.

>>564158

There is probably mold in his house and it's fucking up his lungs. That sounds like it any way.

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>>564718

Nurgle is gonna free Spoony from the clutches of Slaanesh.