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File: 33589bf6552c2a6⋯.png (607.69 KB,994x636,497:318,hirtes.png)

3379d7 No.304360 [View All]

Micheal J Hirtes is a known A-log of Christian Weston Chandler and pours seething rage all over nearly every day. Not getting a reaction but a block, Hirtes made an alt to scream 1k tweets at Chris, blocked again. Getting doxed on foxdickfarms, he fled here to start an army and failed. Hirtes also has a trail in the furry community and lulz.net.

Known Google: https://archive.is/BQ2Gk

DeviantART: http://archive.is/OBK4Q

Other info databases:

http://cwcki.club/index.php?threads/michael-hirtes-mhirtes-dildo_on_forehead-therealcwc93-fuck-off-chris.1542/

https://foxdickfarms.netPLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON'T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORDs/michael-j-mike-hirtes-mhirtes-aristocrat-polterbob-slep-totem-sanic-aspergercorn.32312/

Twitter trail:

Rektbylife {Dathingsiveseen} (http://archive.fo/F8oJB) Created: Somewhere before 9/16/2016

Aspergercorn {DILDO_ON_FOREHEAD} (http://archive.is/0yUjv) Created: 8/30/2017

CWC_IS_A_PEDO {Left_Side_Hater} (http://archive.is/n42Mz) Created: 6/12/2017

FUKK_U_CHRIS {CWC_IS_MALE} (http://archive.is/sLHaI) Created: 6/13/2017

EAT_SHITT_CHRIS {GIGANTIC STRAW} (https://archive.is/wcTIw) Created: 6/13/2017

CWC_IS_MALE {CHRIS_IS_A_FAT_MALE} (https://archive.li/jsN5B) Created: 6/24/2017

STINKO_MANBABY {CHRIS_CANT_STOP_ME} (http://archive.is/R2SJd) Created: 6/27/2017

Michael J. Hirtes

505 S 6th St Apt 608

Council Bluffs IA 51501-6438

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cbf82a No.524826

File: 7a19cccb56eae82⋯.png (144.62 KB,710x661,710:661,20180822_190554.png)

Attention all furries watching this thread:

Have you or someone you know been affected by my Trump-esque business tactics or my borderline stalking (I call it trolling)? Please, let me know about it here so we can resolve it. And please, post caps. I promise it's going to a good cause. Spread the word.

https://twitter.com/GamestopJerkop/status/1032417151540441088

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0f9dfe No.524828

I love how this faggot is on /cow/ and he can't stop obsessing over the foxdick farms. Like nigger we fucking hate those fags on this board and you can't shut the fuck up about them. You're letting them live in your head rent free.

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89ed59 No.524841

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6ca965 No.524844

>>524841

Hi Hires! YIFF YIFF

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89ed59 No.524847

>>524844

Hirtes we know that's you projecting

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4165ae No.524896

File: 5fb4f102f511827⋯.jpg (100 KB,1312x880,82:55,MV5BYWNlNGI3ZWUtYjYzOC00Yz….jpg)

>>524844

>>524136

If this is real, then its a ridiculous amount of effort to go on about someone who's just kindof an annoyance…>>524847

>>524841

>>524828

>>524826

>>524809

>>524802

>>524787

>>524782

>>524776

>>524774

>>524711

HIRTES

I

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T

E

S

HIRTES HIRTES HIRTES HIRTES HIRTES

(Ban evasion)
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4165ae No.524899

File: 76ac0df5c9ea7a7⋯.jpg (25.44 KB,300x300,1:1,Michael Hirtes.jpg)

>>524501

HIRTES GONNA HIRTE

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89ed59 No.524903

File: fd7e3c5d5deb9b4⋯.jpg (2.79 KB,88x125,88:125,smug ref.jpg)

>>524896

hi hirtes

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ca166b No.525084

These caps are fucking boring really. Nothing compared to reading multipost tweets where Chris rambles on about how he's a Commodore C64 Goddess in battle with an anime bad guy.

>>524136

>If this is fake, then its a ridiculous amount of effort to go on about someone who's just kindof an annoyance…

The shit is faked. Foxdicks are trying their black little incel hearts out to reee at their #1 enemy.

>>524899

Pics like these saying that it's Hirtes were lifted from other sources like the "Crush Yiff Destroy" article at ED. Surprised no one else noticed the ruse after all this time.

(Nine days until you can buy a gun and an hero IRL)
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6ca965 No.525095

>>524903

Hirtes you're so pathetic. We all know it's you

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cbf82a No.525756

File: 6daf510afd387b1⋯.png (154.79 KB,706x715,706:715,20180824_022930.png)

Imagine being such a faggot that you refuse to have a real job so you can keep collecting welfare yet you still think you're better than Chris.

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8e6cb0 No.525818

>>525756

If you say so, Josh.

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8c8a1f No.525834

File: 4f5f7866d969abc⋯.png (270.77 KB,728x546,4:3,autism.png)

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9d19e2 No.525841

>>525818

Remember kids, Don't Be Like Mike.

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47aba8 No.525850

>>525834

Gunna bring out the recycled images and MSpaint edits, Mikie boy?

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b7acca No.525858

>>525841

and neck yourself if you're Joshua Moon.

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47aba8 No.526516

Hackerman, anything else found in his emails? Seeing Mike sperg out in his socks (you know the routine, calling people foxdicks/Josh, MSpaint edits, using the same tired pictures) was hilarious

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47aba8 No.526517

>>305108

Really should have taken his own advice

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da79cd No.526521

File: d17e99e7d38a4d4⋯.jpg (39.74 KB,748x748,1:1,chris chan esq..jpg)

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d1bb77 No.526803

>Everyone who does not accept whatever Josh says as unquestioned truth is Hirtes.

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3c834e No.526806

>>524899

Not Hirtes.

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cbf82a No.526866

File: 506709f6e9861b6⋯.png (82.33 KB,720x867,240:289,20180822_073841.png)

File: 3ce02b5b367ddd5⋯.png (123.62 KB,720x1232,45:77,20180827_144111.png)

File: 9c52f0302fd3912⋯.png (199.7 KB,720x1233,80:137,20180827_142956.png)

File: fcff5a74c43bd71⋯.png (91.56 KB,720x1135,144:227,20180827_143020.png)

File: 86bc5ea4d23795f⋯.png (121.02 KB,720x1135,144:227,20180827_143049.png)

>>526516

>>526516

I'm waiting for Mike to fuck up again to drop the really juicy shit I have but rest assured that I have plenty of shit to drop when the time comes. Your proof that I'm still in his shit is here. Here's proof that I have one of his old Amazon accounts, among other things.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/profile/amzn1.account.AFXOT77HMDLUFAOZCZJM57SO7PLA

(cue Hirtes showing up and crying about old cocks and samefagging the thread to stimulate what it would be like if anyone gave a shit about him)

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a46606 No.526902

>>526866

>Hirtes bought stuff.

omg

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6b7987 No.526967

>>526866

>(cue Hirtes showing up and crying about old cocks and samefagging the thread to stimulate what it would be like if anyone gave a shit about him)

>>526902

>>526866

>>526866

>>Hirtes bought stuff.

>omg

lol less than an hour for him to check in and tard out

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45fa29 No.527082

>>526866

>drop the really juicy shit I have but rest assured that I have plenty of shit to drop when the time comes

If it's as nothing as this, don't bother.

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cbf82a No.527119

>>526967

>>526967

<lol less than an hour for him to check in and tard out

It's really hilarious when you take into account that he made a public new years resolution to leave this board forever.

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9f935e No.527120

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47aba8 No.527124

>>526866

I just want you to know: You're awesome for dropping the stuff here instead of fagging it up on foxdick for e-stickers. While I'd love for you to drop whatever as soon as possible, unlike >>527120

>>526902 and >>527082 I have a life outside of lolcows so yknow, do it whenever.

He's probobly going to lay low for a while though. Or as low as Mike can, I mean he sticks out like a sore thumb but seems to be taking somewhat of a hint

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ad0519 No.527178

>>527124

Yes josh. We know that you want everyone that you hate to simply stop existing. You say no-shit-is-too-minor, but "Hirtes bought an ipod" isnt cocks.

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47aba8 No.527325

>>527178

Joshua Moon is a insecure pedophile. I am not Joshua Moon. Dudes scum.

With that said, I want you to know that every time you try to deflect the topic to Josh, especially when you do so with a fresh proxy/VPN, you are obvious. You aren't clever, you're obvious. You stick out like a sore thumb every time, and frankly it's annoying. As I or other people have pointed out, the patterns are really apparent. New ID, calling out people for being Josh/Foxdicks, saying that mods need to spray the place for them, claiming that Hirtes is like Foxdick's bogeyman, using the same recycled images, occasionally when really angry getting out the MSPaint to make some kind of compilation…

I'd tell you to grow up, Mike, but you're older then my fucking dad. Get a goddamn life already. Don't go out to a few bars, you're too socially awkward. Find some hobby that allows you to stay far the fuck away from people, and for gods sake stop trying to scam people too. You are not clever, you are annoying.

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5d7682 No.527486

>>527325

shut up Josh

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fb4901 No.527536

Every single person who dislikes Chris is Hirtes

Josh Wise is Hirtes

Chris Boyd is Hirtes

Seterus is Hirtes

Michael Snyder is Hirtes

The hundreds of dislikes and mean comments on Chris' Youtube begging videos are all Hirtes

The hundreds of Facebook comments disparaging Chris are all Hirtes, even the ones with numerous friend lists

Any Twitter account that doesn't actively kiss Chris' ass is Hirtes

The Russian bots that won the election for Drumpf are all Hirtes, getting Drumpf elected to A-Log Chris

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0a8d77 No.527606

>>527536

>Russian bots win an election

Whatever you say Mike, I hope you starve while eating your furry shit living on the streets. Maybe you should find an oven to crawl into to stay warm?

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47aba8 No.527696

>>527536

And most importantly, Mike Hirtes is an overweight 50 year old scam artist living in a section 8 apartment on welfare spending his free time (for which he has a lot of) trying to get a retard to notice him.

Realtalk: I woulden't mind if the term A-logging falls out of favor in leu of the term "Hirtesing"

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cbf82a No.527711

File: fda1493380cc97b⋯.png (201.39 KB,679x1126,679:1126,20180828_175058.png)

It's goddamn hilarious when Hirtes waltzes in this thread and gloats about how totally not butthurt he is and then turns around and snitches to customer service for Amazon after already crying to DA and yahoo about his other accounts.

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47aba8 No.527956

>>527711

should have taken initiative and ordered him some foxdicks and horse dildos

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20cc35 No.533951

is it pronounced "hurts", "hir-tes", "here-ts" or how?

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2336e5 No.625533

File: f2db372059ec9df⋯.jpg (240.03 KB,556x1787,556:1787,Screenshot_20181114-153031….jpg)

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1d5719 No.625757

>>625533

Christ, the fag is still active. Is the guy who hacked his email still here? Cuz I'm still waiting for the juicier stuff.

>inb4 hirtes socks and calls me null

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f67641 No.629432

>>305384

Should we phase out A-Log for something pertaining to Hirties, like Hirting?

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b94b06 No.631551

>>533951

does anyone know?

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827349 No.727327

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827349 No.732398

File: a1e07b58801a162⋯.jpeg (335.82 KB,1125x1093,1125:1093,70B8BDF2-16AD-436E-A928-5….jpeg)

>Hirtes claims to not care about his accounts getting hacked

>reports his hacked account to inkbunny using this thread as a reference

Can’t have it both ways fag

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1d5719 No.732902

>>732398

It's a shame we never really heard back from the Hirtes Hacker. I have good intel that it wasn't a foxdick but some rando who wanted a giggle on his own

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84901e No.732911

>>533951

Actually it's pronounced "Her-pes"

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54d03a No.733036

>>307475

wow, he is a bigger alog than the namesake.

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b238dd No.840332

Bumping because faggots keep posting about this loser in the Chris thread.

Take that autism here. Not there.

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32d8ab No.840362

>>840332

Maybe if Mike doesn't want to be brought up in those threads, maybe he should stick to this one?

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b238dd No.840373

>>840362

It isn't Mark's feelings I'm worried about. Trust me.

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c4ea1b No.963769

File: 6435403ee80e015⋯.jpeg (29.58 KB,400x300,4:3,EE66F88D-FC35-4C03-B7EF-A….jpeg)

And here’s the Hirtes photo we’ve been waiting on. Enjoy.

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