/cow/ - Lolcows

>Mr. Enter.

It's been a long time since I heard of him. Is there enough current cocks to make a thread about him?

>>257091

His fans could have potential

http://themrenterfanclub.deviantart.com/gallery/48226495/Animated-Atrocities-by-Fans

>>257146

>Listed actual episode Directors

Impressed/10 (though I'd include Justice League and Young Justice instead of the anime)

>>257146

>Teen Titians

Learn to spell, fucktard.

>>257146

How did he not noticed that typo?

>>257153

>>257154

I think the mispellings are deliberate. Lot of Entards get really pissed off with typos and that alone can be hilarious to watch depending on the Entard in question.

>>257153

I've seen that typo multiple times though.

That would be fun show, featuring teenage clones of a Renaissance painter, better than Ninja Turtles.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nudbfEWmX30

What's /cow/'s honest opinion on Mr Enter?

>>257161

That he's a boring faggot and that Clay Claymore has an alt channel: https://m.youtube.com/user/brucesnoop

>>257161

And I actually watched that and holy shit does he reuse background animation. He tells us about how bad a thing is without actually showing said bad thing. Does it trigger him? He can't inflect to save his life other than going "angry autist" at things he doesn't like.

>>257161

He's a softshell with severe issues

>>257153

>>257160

>>257155

From my experience, Enterbots are all illiterate. So the typo, a dumb typo on my part, is completely justified.

>>257162

Why not focus on his fans instead? If Enter is so boring, why don't you focus on his flying monkeys who see him as a literal god and treat everything he says as gospel?

>>257161

He's an autistic shut-in who can't handle the real world so he shits his pants and does nothing all day but collect autismbux and watch cartoons.

>>257161

Entard is a guy who's head is stuck so far up his egotistical ass that there's little to no chance of him getting his crap together and producing something worthwhile. Just like every other autist on the internet, he lives on autismbux and money donated from his fans so that he can get his dick in a twist about things in cartoons that trigger him.

>>257161

An unfunny manchild who other manchildren try to present as funny as a form of revenge for him not sharing their cultivated palates for kids' shit.

Here's a really "interesting" Enterbot

http://regulas314.deviantart.com/gallery/

>His favorites

>>257146

the comparisons to mecha anime made me laugh, caught me off grad lol

>>257116

>>257205

Going back to his fans, look at this Regulas guy again.

http://themrenterfanclub.deviantart.com/art/Animated-Atrocities-Johnny-s-Left-Foot-604404709

It feels like I'm in some alternate universe in which A-Log is crapping his pants and Johnny Test is destroying Canada with a Test-Ye-Hame-Ha.

>>257161

The worst of the Doug Walker wannabes

Enter seems to attract a lot of fucked up people, doesn't he?

You guys know he wrote a book, right? And, like his reviews, it is shit. https://www.amazon.com/Growing-Around-Party-Panic-1/dp/0998332798/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1489615893&sr=1-1&keywords=growing+around

>>259081

We have been aware of this for quite sometime?

He told his fans to "promote" his book, because he's too lazy to do it himself. One Enterbot even wrote a Wikipedia article for it, but it was deleted soon after

>>259114

And I now realize I promoted the book accidentally. I've brought shame onto myself and my family. :(

>>259119

He's worse at promoting his book than Gloria Tesch!

His top 10 worst cartoons of the 90s is 9 minutes short of an hour

>>259280

I don't think there's enough material for a whole Monopoly game based on SU.

>>259280

https://www.goodreads.com/author/show/16039513.John_Enter

He became a GoodReads author, but it has done little for him or his book. Plus, he totally misses the point of what a professional author is suppose to do or be.

Watching that fucking 90's review now and he's blaming Millenials acting up on Caillou being on TV (even though Chris is one of the oldest Millenials according to marketers). He then ripped off MatPat in that segment alone by saying it was "just a theory" that Caillou grew up to be Bobby Hill. That's like saying Samurai Jack and Professor Utonium are related.

More gems:

-Has a Freudian edit during the Hammerman segment when he freaks out over a clip of MC Hammer saying that "You too might be able to create a cartoon just like Hammerman"

-Admits that his issue with grossout humor is just autistic screeching

-Says that Megababies almost made him quit reviewing

-Admits to having an existential crisis and having concerns about his legacy. Might be why he's hit the bullet and tried to put in work towards actually publishing things related to Growing Around rather than dicking around with concepts and praying to get picked up by Cartoon Network. It's still shit, but considering the standards at these networks these days, he might actually have a slim shot.

Ready for almost an hour of autism?

>>259385

>Attacking a 90s CGI cartoon for not looking as good as current CGI

>>259372

>Admits to having an existential crisis and having concerns about his legacy.

He credited bojack horseman for opening his eyes and making him a nillhist. Not even kidding.

>>259310

>No smw

shit board game

>>259388

He's going to bash ReBoot later.

>>259388

That's nothing new, he's attacked old My Little downy cartoons because they weren't Friendship Is Magic

>>259389

Mr. Enter should stop believing in anything then. Like his show getting picked up.

>>259429

>Like his show getting picked up.

You mean he actually thought he had a chance?

As a former Enterbot, I can say that this is one of the best things I have seen in a long time. I honestly despise that egotistical nobody for quite some time now.

>>259389

All it took for him to question his life of shitting his pants and doing nothing but watching cartoons all day is a horribly animated cartoon about a sad horse. I'd like to take a look into his head and see what made him obsessed with cartoons in the first place.

Have any Enterbots made any comments on Stephen Hillenburg being diagnosed with ALS?

>>259469

also he thinks the Loud House is a "good" show

>>259488

Stephen Hawking was diagnosed with ALS and that was 50 or so years ago!

>>259385

>The DKC series was mediocre at its worse (the songs were catchy) I used to disapprove of it because it wasn't enough like the games

>Caillou looks like a generic show aimed at young children, why all the autistic salt against it?

>If Angela Anaconda was traditionally drawn, it wouldn't be bashed as much

>Never watched Little Shop, Hammerman, Kid n' Play, The Brothers Flub or Stressed Eric (but the latter gets bashed often by his softshell minions)

>Mega Babies is low hanging fruit

>I love The Wacky World of Tex Avery And I learnt about it before I learnt about its namesake

>>259560

We should introduce him to ToonEGuy!

>>259560

>>I love The Wacky World of Tex Avery And I learnt about it before I learnt about its namesake

I had no idea who the real Tex Avery was, I thought the show was named after the cowboy character. Even then I found the show to range between OK and "why does this exist?", but it really isn't as bad as he makes it out to be. But I was disgusted by the people behind the show after I found out who Tex Avery really is and how blatantly they used a dead man's name for shameless self-promotion why their work is really nothing like his.

>>259570

The two could engage in a cummy poopy rump-rump threesome with Timbox since all three of them have so much in common.

>>259576

Around the time the Wild World was airing, CN was showing the Tex Avery show in primetime showcasing the work of the real Tex from both Warner Brothers and MGM.

>>259579

Problem is ToonEGuy hates Genndy, but Timbox worships him

>>259368

>He then ripped off MatPat in that segment alone by saying it was "just a theory" that Caillou grew up to be Bobby Hill. That's like saying Samurai Jack and Professor Utonium are related.

WTF, everyone knows Calliou grew up to be One Punch Man!

>>259593

Must've worked out during all those times he was grounded

>>259576

They originally wanted to make the show truer to Tex's work, but the networks were against it (Tex Avery is a great name for a cowboy)

>>259310

Not gonna lie that looks pretty neat tbh

For someone who hates the show he sure does like reviewing it and getting offended by it.

>>261416

I love how he attacks think of the children mindset yet go into a oh someone think of the children argument in the same video.

>>261416

Attack modern day Family Guy is low hanging fruit to animation obsessed autists

>>261418

>Using the "think of the children" mindset

>For a show whose intended demo is adults

>>257164

It's because he's fucking scared his vids might get removed.

>>259081

Has anyone pirated yet?

>>261452

He'd clearly be in the right if they did that. His commentary is whiny as hell, but it would still fall under fair use. I don't like MrEnter, but I really fucking hate corporations who troll laws for their own benefit. It's not even about profit so much as it about strangling the Internet like they did with radio and television.

>>261449

>Men are starting to get equal custody

This is an absolutely fantastic thing, if true.

>>261465

No, it's still horrible because it means families are still being broken apart. Then again, if women lack the certainty of getting their way in a divorce, maybe they will become more hesitant about breaking apart the family.

>>261444

He wants more adult animation thinks all cartoons are for kids himself.

>>261504

http://bancystudios1994.deviantart.com/journal/Best-and-Worst-of-Animation-Tag-Challenge-670122769

Exhibit A

>>261416

Video's gone, that didn't take long.

>>261576

He basically named every cartoon he could think of that he saw for 5 minutes and wrote them in order of the year it came out as well as any reboots. And then he goes full Whine Punch Man when he talks about shit he hates.

Who in their right mind wants to hear Enter talk about politics and controversy?

>>261993

GOod question

>>261993

Probably the Enterbots who will believe anything her tells them!

>>262180

I also believe his fame is going to lead to his downfall.

Because things like promoting a book or pitching a show require interacting with other people and taking advice from others.

He has a new channel now where he Let's-Plays challenge attempts at video games. The first one is a randomized version of A Link to the Past where all items are randomly swapped out, like you might get 100 rupees from a boss or find the hookshot just lying around where a heart piece used to be.

The video reminds me of why I don't watch Let's Play stuff, most of the time he's just talking semi-related stuff because he has to say something.

>>262212

He made a trailer for it a few days ago.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFJb-YgQgYI

Here's a compilation of stuff his fanboys said!

I remember on his first animated atrocities episode. He said he vomited at a spongebob cartoon. Biggest fucking pussy i've ever seen

>>262649

HE does know let's plays are dying right?

>>262212

That confirms he's autistic more than anything. Only the supremely autistic, with no logic center in their brain to tell them "try playing other games, there are countless other things to do" they make up autism "special ruleZ" runs like this, or pokemon nuzlocke, or "let's play dork souls for the 6000000th time but do it all at level 1 with only the starting gear and no summons".

>>263162

Not really. It seems like almost every day something shows up in the related videos for some eceleb I've never heard of that has tens to hundreds of thousands of views on some random game video. If anything's dying, it's the ability for smaller channels to get noticed even if they've been doing videos for upwards of 7 years. Even more now that youtube has raised the minimum requirements for monetization to some retarded level because some irrelevants whined about youtube not going so far as to hire hitmen and execute "racist" video makers and refund the ad money.

>>263186

On the positive side, all these dangerhairs scaring off minor cocks creators to Vid.Me will set off a chain reaction that'll destroy YouTube. You'd think that with all the talk about climate change-related ecological collapse that they like to sperg about that they'd understand what happens when you start mass removing people from a social ecosystem like YouTube.

>>263162

>let's plays are dying

I wish.

>>263162

LPs may go the way of abridged series in a worst-case scenario i.e. only the terminally autistic will consume or produce it, but considering that the average age of the LP watcher is probably like 14 or something, it'll more likely remain prominent for some time to come.

>>263233

It seems like he's trying to get famous, without trying

New animated atrocity about a movie no one remembers.

>>263921

but I'm pretty sure they're going to track down the creators and send them death threats!

>>263921

Holy shit. He getting more and more personal. It getting scary.

>>264001

He also did the incidental music for TMNT.

>>264010

He's clearly losing it, but slowly.

A guy on foxdick Farms said something really interesting on Mrenter types (and all fans of children's media older than the intended demo)

These people crave more mature media but instead of moving on from children's media like normal people do, they try to make children's media more mature (writing edgefics/drawing degenerate fanart/demanding children's media be more appealing to them)

>>264054

Do you think enter types are all the same or are a case-by-case problem? If they want more animations that are dark and plot-heavy they could go watch anime. I mean yeah most of it's shit but I'm sure there's some anime out there they can enjoy. Hell, if what you watch needs to be western why not something from Ralph Bakshi? Or is that the wrong kind of maturity to them?

>>264058

a case-by-case problem (different circumstances)

>If they want more animations that are dark and plot-heavy

I think most of them just want the stuff they grew up on only more dark and plot-heavy

>Or is that the wrong kind of maturity to them?

Yep

>>264054

Except Enter isn't writing any edgy fanfiction in order to "fix" western animation. He's doing the exact opposite with Growing Around which is the exact opposite of edgy.

>>263921

Holy shit this is probably the worst Enter review I have seen in a long time. At least half of it was him ranting about disabilities and getting angry at jokes he doesn't understand. It still blows my mind that people give money to this guy.

>>264651

https://www.patreon.com/user?u=53137

This is his Patreon and with 250,000 odd subscribers, he's get less than $300 a month before taxes. Compared to MisterMetokur who has 110,000 subscribers and is getting paid around $3,000 a month before taxes. Keep in mind that Mr. Enter lives in Massachusetts and his take home pay is probably something like around $5 a day.

Basically, Mr Enter's fans are a bunch of broke manchildren or actual children. If he's getting anything else, it would be YouTube dollars, but he's probably not even getting that anymore.

>>264652

Maybe I should start a patreon?

>>264746

Complaining about what is considered children's media by the general public should be a hobby, not a career

>>264807

Tripfagging for attention is considered a children's amusement, but you manage to take it into adulthood.

Drop the trip, stop being a faggot and stop posting loli shit on /co/

>>264820

He also has an Eventful page and a Goodreads profile, he also posted his real address and phone number on his wiki.

I wonder what would happen if we called him?

>>264651

Not only that you can tell how negative and angry he is from realizing how shitty the western animation industry is and also because of all of the copyright strikes he's gotten.

>>265237

He needs to stop watching cartoons and work on his writing/promoting his books (the correct way, not telling Enterbots to give him 5 star reviews on Amazon or write Wikipedia articles)

He keeps picking mediocre shows to get upset over and you can feel the anger and bitterness in his voice. How long until he completely loses his shit?

>>266844

>He keeps picking mediocre shows to get upset over and you can feel the anger and bitterness in his voice. How long until he completely loses his shit?

He no asexual. A girl broke his heart in high school. He never got over it

What happened with the IDs?

>>267114

>What happened with the IDs?

8chan got hacked again

>>266854

He could be one of those people who calls themselves asexual because they've given up on finding someone

>>266854

Well that would be "celibate." Not asexual.

>>267129

Probably a wise decision for him.

>>267137

HE probably doesn't know the difference

>>267129

Most likely the case. I bet if he wasn't "asexual" Enter would of made a top 10 hottest cartoon girls list that would be cringy enough to rival that infamous Sonic one.

>>269136

Has Growing Around won a Caldicott yet?

Mr. Enter gets way too personal again. Starting at 22:08 certainly reveals a lot of interesting details about him, though.

MP4 I was uploading didn't load. Here's the video instead.

>>269521

Isn't it interesting that if you were to look at his channel on Social Blade he lost about 300+ subs today alone?

>>269525

Why was that?

He refuses to go to conventions, make public appearances, do live versions of his show,or promote his book with in-store appearances like signings or readings.

Enterbots haven't started a mass campaign to nominate his channel for a Webby

>>269520

>>269521

I thought he got the idea for Growing Around from a rejected Disney pilot? While holding those books he sounds hurt that people prefer the cartoon to the book.

>everything I write is an adaption of an idea

So he basically writes fanfiction of series with a different name and characters and makes it go the direction he wanted the original series to go in.

>>269521

What, was one video not enough Johnny Boy?

>>269581

He did

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9eBKN35UpuE

>>271038

Kids are not the intended demo of this

>>271042

It's supposed to be aimed at kids but with adult themes. Ignoring the fact how the kids end up being adults and supervising every complicated fucking thing.

>>271047

Did they switch the cartoonist?

>>271048

>>271042

That's even worse.

>>263186

>Only the supremely autistic, with no logic center in their brain

They do have a logic center - it's just not fed with the right information, leading to them developing faulty logic.

>>272333

Why did you post Enter's Admirable Animations? Isn't the idea to post animated atrocities where he gets angry at the show or movie he's reviewing?

To me, it doesn't really make sense to post one of his admirable animations as there isn't really anything to laugh at. But hey, just some anon's opinion.

>>273799

Will he ever praise/attack something that isn't low hanging fruit?

>>273821

He's got the self-awareness of a sperg, so no.

>>263921

That implies he has enough nuance to review something that isn't a simplistic gross out show or teen titans go.

Yet another mediocre obscure cartoon breaks Enter.

>>275145

Mr Enter is on the verge of suicide, the waifu authority has declared: cartoons cannot be waifus because they are not moe like Anime is, and a waifu can't be ugly, so says the Lord.

>>275164

So his "children's" book wasn't a runaway bestseller

>>275166

It's because the premise is stupid and illogical. The world just doesn't make sense.

>>276176

Children's books don't have to make sense

>>269521

>>269520

To be honest. I think he suicidal. But he too much of a attention whore to kill himself. He not edgy enough to be a spree killer. Judging from his bojack horseman commentary. He becoming a reverse spoony. Instead of shutting on his fans. He craves their approval and attention. It's keeping him alive. Also he doesn't know the difference between atheism and agnosticism. He thinks he can be both at the same time. FYI he accredited bojack horseman for converting him to nihilism.

>>276186

Mrenter has a fart fetish? Makes sense. Fart fetism tend to be a autistic fetish.

>>276182

Granted, but at least they probably don't raise the kind of questions his does.

>>276370

It's probably like how he thinks avoiding all human contact is asexualaliy

>>276367

He has no clue what real kids actually like or want and he refused to promote it outside his fan base

Not even Totally Spies is safe from Mr Enter.

>>278770

I thought he died in a car crash

>>>>276370

>Anon, when people say they are agnostic atheist, what they mean is that while they may not know whether a God exists, they do not believe in the gods man created since there is no evidence for those god's existence.

I have a better explanation:

People that don't believe in god, but don't want to hurt theists' feelings.

Atheists don't outright deny that there is a pretty slim chance that a god exists, they just don't care.

Agnostics are the lowest forms of atheism.

>>280815

>Atheists don't deny that a god might exist

You've obviously never encountered any atheist online then.

>>280822

Online? I know plenty of atheists here in Germany (Christianity is dying, which is really a shame) and I've talked to them about whether they reject the idea of god.

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=aLeeeuzYIts

>>280815

>Atheists don't outright deny that there is a pretty slim chance that a god exists, they just don't care.

I thought those were called apatheists?

>>285596

Oh boy. What is it this time? Muh cyberbullies? Muh depression? Muh virginal rage?

>>285596

Wonder what caused this, it's not like people making fun of him on the internet is new.

>>285672

I think him finding out that Pan-Pizza doesn't like him.

>>285602

https://socialblade.com/youtube/user/themysteriousmrenter

according to this he's losing subscribers!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLa1ofxz5vk

>>286014

It's just him rambling about different shit for 10 minutes, sometimes about his website.

https://www.mysteriousmisterenter.com/

>>286012

I don't understand how he had so many to begin with. His videos are zero effort, and usually about weird cartoons no one gives a shit about. Also, his autistic voice is downright grating. I do not see the appeal, unless he just had first mover advantage like Channel Awesome.

>>286019

He's not very good at promoting himself outside the web!

>>286019

He attracts other autists that are nearly as obsessed, plus he had some videos be big hits for a channel his size.

>>286019

There are a lot of cartoon spergs these days.

>>286040

He's going to hit 100,000,000 views in 50 views

Oh god I remembered this guy! His Teen Titans Go rant videos summarize everything wrong with his videos.

>>285758

Where can I find Pan-Pizza and his opinion of Internet Reviews?

>>286203

I think the last podcast he did, or the one before it.

https://www.mysteriousmisterenter.com

Here's his new website.

>>286531

Nice one chumly.

>>286195

TBH that's a fair point.

Why even consider leaving criticism if you don't bother to watch the whole episode to avoid contradictions?

It doesn't help the cocks creator, as Enter might've tackled the point one's been making.

>>285596

>Sent his autistic fans to harass sponge bob writers

>Bitch about people being critical of his reviews

>>286625

Yeah. Good review.

>>287165

Thought he'd be too prudish to talk about Big Mouth

>>287204

Very Likely (bitching about media/other stuff that doesn't really matter is a gold mine on the internet)

>>287229

Big Mouth has a 8/10 on Imdb and a 100% Rotten Tomatoes score

>>287165

>As a reviewer

Did MrEnter even know how to actually criticize anything outside of his DA shit? Most eceleb reviewers went to film school. I always get a pompous vibe from him.

>>287292

Nope. Most of his criticisms are about morals he thinks a cartoon is trying to push and characters that are too mean.

>>287204

Nope, in his eyes, crude adult animation like Big Mouth is the one thing holding animation back. Never mind that cartoons were never squeaky clean to begin with and animators hate moral fags.

>>287292

Remember, Enter hates school and thinks he'll only get raped if he goes to college.

>>287439

The last season of Bojack did a thing about asexauls who were married and a whole storyline about the title characters dysfunctional family and he didn't lose his shit over that?

>>287455

>asexuals who were married

What?

>>287454

I use to think the same way when I was young, but I gave college a try in my mid-20s. Its wasn't that bad if you could pay for it. Never went very far, but I liked that I went. Though the liberal arts lie is a thing to watch out.

But the thing that bugs me with him as that he treats himself like a professional critic, but he has no experience or knowledge to back it up.

>>287455

>>287457

Asexuals have this weird thing where they get married or watch porn, but claim they aren't attracted to any sex/gender. Its total bullshit. They are usually straight people, but just have no interest in dating.

>>287467

I just he uses the whole asexual thing to avoid contact with other humans.

>>287485

https://socialblade.com/youtube/user/themysteriousmrenter

He's lost 49 subscribers yesterday and 53 today (so far)

>>287292

Enter is one of the many Doug Walker ripoff channels that arose in the wake of the Nostalgia Critic's success. Just like James Rolfe had his cadre of AVGN clones, Doug Walker has an army of muppets trying to ape his style with varying degrees of success. Hell, That Guy With The Glasses was started as a corral for the imitators that Doug felt held the most promise.

>>287577

I thought he uses the whole asexual thing to justify him giving up on trying to find someone

>>287589

His latest vid has him bashing an ep that was considered Misandric by many animation obsessed autists

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=lnJfiJFP0Wc

>>287832

I really gotta wonder how anybody can get through an Enter video without wanting to tear their own ears out. Goddamn, this fucker keeps talking and talking and talking and talking, isn't the whole point of a review to introduce what you're gonna review and then review it? Also getting this upset over a goddamn slice of life cartoon aimed at children, how old is this guy again? 25?

>>287843

He shouldn’t be watching TV if even children’s programs trigger him

>>287843

His Animated Abominations are rants, not reviews

>>287843

Guilty pleasure really. That and I could probably play a drinking game that could kill me: Take a shot for every minute Mr. Enter starts the video off without explaining why he doesn't like this particular episode. If it's a 15-minute review, he won't talk about the beginning of said episode until 8 minutes in.

Mr. Enter should take a hint from the guy he's ripping off and "EXPLAIN!!!!"

>>287843

Practice (many of his fans love TGWTG)

>>287921

I noticed that too, he just rambles on and on and on about his personal experience with said show/movie and doesn't explain why he dislikes something until 8 to 10 minutes in.

Also I know his videos are "inspired" by CA but the recapping shit isn't helpful, I wanna know what makes an episode/show/movie bad, I don't wanna listen to some fag recap it for me to pad the run time.

>>291594

Aren't the old cartoons/classics he and his followers blindly praise like Looney Tunes and Tom and Jerry also mean-spirited, too!

>>291594

>>291614

I use to be a fan of him at one point in time, and I could try my best to explain what he ment. Usually in really long running shows like Family Guy and Spongebob, the humor changed to where each character is cartoonly sociopathic than they were in the earlier seasons. Kinda like the "flanderization" to where Peter and Homer are legitmently retarded. Its a humor style that is seen A LOT on these shows, and it just comes off as bland shitty writing. But a lot of it is described as "mean spirited". Simpsons have it too. Its done in a way to be "edgy", unlike Seinfeld which uses it in a clever, and at some points, satirical way.

Though I really only watched his videos just to see bad cartoons, but then he starts putting in political beliefs and exaggerate them for being "damaging to society". That.and he gets all his analysis form fucking DA. He just comes off more pretentious than usual "critics".

Atleast thats how I remembered it being, I don't know what he does now.

>>291695

>another top 10 video

In case anybody's curious, here's a followup from his DeviantArt journal about the Troll video: (from what the least favorite videos that his followers watched)

<Troll (Admirable Animation #32)

<And now we come to the big one. I actually debated giving this one its own post because there's a lot to talk about. To a lot of people this is where I "went downhill massively" even though the review immediately after this one was very similar to the one before it and I did that intentionally because that's how I handle reviews like this. And even ignoring this review in particular, it has lead to things like Screams of Silence and Homer Badman. They're similar style reviews, and those reviews wouldn't have been as good as they are without this one.

<I get that a lot of people are going to be unhappy unless I recant everything that I said in this video, but I have no intention of doing so. Let's rip the band-aid off quickly, shall we? I don't regret this review. really don't. It's not "an honorary number 11" or whatever. Do I think the video is perfect. No, I don't. I could have worded things better, and I could have made more points a lot stronger. At least I could do that now.

>>291755

<Let's start with the most cocks thing in the video - me saying that trolls and cyberbullies are the same thing. Here's a better way of phrasing this: any distinction you make between trolls and cyberbullies is going to be futile. A lot of people say that death threats or threats of harm is the line between them. However, most people would agree that someone who gives one death threat to a bunch of different people is not a cyberbully. They're a troll. Another distinction is that the cyberbully targets one person specifically. So, would you consider the person who spams this very page every other day a cyberbully? No, you wouldn't. They're a troll.

<Even doing it on a case-by-case basis is futile because… many cyberbullies only think that they're trolling. They're doing what they do to random strangers because they think it's funny, and don't realize where and when they've crossed the line.

<I've heard that "there's an art to trolling." Sure, and there's honor among thieves. It doesn't mean that any troll has added any value to anything. "These people are just people without lives." You don't know that. To be an internet troll, you need some kind of connection to the internet, and if you have that… you have something. A job, or someone to support you.

<And do you want to know the truth… my opinion on "trolling" has only grown harsher and harsher since I've done this review. And the spamming is one thing. That's the least of the issues I've dealt with people "messing with me for the lulz." I'd tell you what it is, but that would be feeding the trolls, and as you all know, ignoring the problems and making victims stay silent is how you cure the problem.

<"If you can't deal with it, get off the internet." More and more, internet is becoming essential to daily life. Not just for socialization, but many people have internet jobs and it's getting to be on the level of having a car or having electricity. "Get off of the internet" is like saying "don't drive." And it's not just me I'm talking about. It's hard to say… get a job, when you have "troll websites" creating literal slander about people "for the lulz."

>>291757

<One point I should have been stronger on is the one of internet censorship. More and more people are using the internet - the "normies" if you will. AKA people who don't want to deal with your bullshit. People who have kids who use the internet and are worried about them and don't want them doxxxxed because they got into an argument with some asshole on the back corner of a chat room. "It's called parental controls." You know as well as I do that any seven year old knows how to use proxies. With the culture of internet trolling, the general public, who doesn't understand the usefulness of a free and opinion internet, are going to decide that it's not worth the effort. My job is on the internet for instance. How worse do you think my life would be if I had the ability to say… IP ban people? As much as there's distaste for "the normies" when it comes down to it, by definition they're the majority of voters, and you're going to have to convince them that what we have is worth keeping.

<Trolling and the tolerance thereof has become a scapegoat for internet censorship. You don't want people criticizing you? Just say they're all trolls and guess what, you don't gotta listen. The government people who don't even know what a Google is will have your back. I mean, it's blatantly obvious - these people are okay with sending each other graphic depictions of bodily harm on a daily basis. It's just what they do on the internet, and they're all okay with that. Before you know it, we're going to have something like a Trust and Safety council on every website. Oh wait…

<So many politicians now are attacking the concept of anonymity because so many people are using their anonymity to be assholes. Since I've made the video, I've dealt with trolling that I couldn't even speculate about at the time that I've made that video. You want the internet to be the way it is? You have to use it responsibly. Just like anything else. If the public perception of things gets too out of hand, they will seek to ban it and regulate it.

<I wanted to make a re-review of this in my marathon, but… besides a little bit of a elaboration and rewording things, it's not something that I regret enough to do so. One thing I said that's another point of cocks is that I said that "I blocked people who disagreed with me." It wasn't a general thing. It was on this one point. And I guess I wasn't fully honest about that. I have listened to trolls, who thought that by ramping up their trolling would convince me that the concept of trolling wasn't that bad.

<This isn't exactly what I wanted to end on, but… there's no point in hiding what I think about my older work. Nothing good comes from that. I hope this is understandable.

>TL;DR: cyberbullying is still same as trolling guise. pls no bully

>>291755

>>291757

>>291759

What a useless pussy. He's ALWAYS apologizing for something or making excuses to feel sorry for himself. He's a lot like Spoony. I don't think I've ever heard him sound to be in a good mood, even in the reviews of shows he likes.

All I ever see are supportive fans commenting on his videos. Where is all this alleged cyberbullying he's constantly under attack from?

>>291874

>Where is all this alleged cyberbullying he's constantly under attack from?

He blocks all dissenting opinions duh

>>292007

>This is *my job*

Oh I know. He reminds you every video. But shouldn't it be his dream job? He really is an autist about cartoons. He's not faking that for shekels. Is he just lazy and mentally imbalanced, like Spoony became?

Otherwise, if there's someone out there julaying him and causing this drama, we need to see it!

Reminder

>this guy got published almost instantly

>Dune struggled to get published

>>292086

He's published the same way that Prince Jeremy Otterson guy is "published".

>>291695

part 2

>>291695

>>292368

> Top 10 worst animation cliches

> None of them are actually about animation, but about animated movies.

>>292476

I'm waiting for "1001 before you die" publishers to sue him!

44 mins of autism

>>259275

that's just 5 minutes for each one though, that's not really that bad

More downy sperging.

>>319963

likewise mate, I suggest you discuss/review/complain about lesser known animation that only a few people really care about (it'll give you an edge over other animation-obsessed weirdos)

I'm actually a pretty regular viewer of his. His cocks is slowed down because of "personal reasons". I'm not sure he's necessarily a cow, but I'm open to any information

ive never heard of this guy b4 - expand pls

>>2505555

Relevant

>>489768

Funny, I was thinking about that vid the Enter made on Whorra and comparing it to E;R's. While it's obviously inferior on most fronts, one thing Enter did highlight more than E;R is that the show wasted time on pandering to shipperfags when it could have used that time to show actual oppression of non-benders by benders. Granted E;R mentioned the shipperbaiting and lack of actual on-screen oppression of benders, but Enter linked those two points together more thoroughly, so credit where credit is due. E;R's review still wins by a mile, for covering everything Enter did and more (specifically how horribly whorra screwed up the rules/mythos of Avatar) while actually being amusing.

So he's finally going to make a pilot for that Growing Around thing of his, problem is that he wants 350,000 for it. How do you think he's going to react when his dream gets crushed?

>>489813

Here's a Q&A about the cartoon he streamed. Motherfucker is going to get eaten alive by the industry.

>>489774

Korra is such a shitshow, you could assemble a thinktank of concentrated cartoon reviewer autism, and they still would only be able to scratch the surface of how much is wrong with Korra.

>>489813

>>489815

I bet the adult suicide rate for this world would be extremely high.

>>490394

So, he didn't make any money off his book?

>>490496

He's made some sales off of Amazon, and bizarrely enough most of the reviews there are high rated and positive.

>>490579

I’m pretty sure most of those people are enterbots since he failed to try to promote to a wider audience like say real kids

I hope its not like that storyboard, that's some weird creepy fetish shit.

The deadline for his “Growing Around” Igogo ends in two days, the good news is he’s only raised 3% of his intended goal, the bad news is Enterbots have already pledged ten thousand bucks for their master.

>>508005

This was predictable. I still don't know how he thought asking for 350,000 was acceptable/realistic.

Goddamn Enter is a bigger loser than I imagined

>>508926

it's funny because people have already pointed some of this stuff out couple years ago lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SyqLgxWNgs

>>509332

Pretty much, but his recent crowdfunding campaign was so lame and laughable it made him rise one step higher in the lolcow hierarchy

btw learn to post embed videos

>>508926

The sperg uses his "I'm asexual be patient" just to hide his real paraphilia: Toddlercon, but hey, masturbating to fictional characters is completely harmless.

>>509530

the male adult of his show is also nearly identical to his avatar pic, which means the true purpose behind his show is to give life to his manchild fantasies

>>509543

He wants kids to be in charge of adults?

>>509896

He wants to have the inconsequential life of a kid as an adult because being an adult is hard and boring

>>509904

Yet all the kids in his show come off as unlikable little snots

>>259081

Why are reviewers, specifically ones that rip on shitty things, so fucking awful at everything they try? This guy's writing style fucking sucks, but this is a common theme. Doug Walker sucked at branching out into writing comedy material, Linkara sucked at comics, and so on.

Why are the people who should know the most about what not to do the worst people at it?

>>511243

Because they can’t create. They can only shit.

Enter has just announced he's taking a break.

He's also losing followers

https://socialblade.com/youtube/user/themysteriousmrenter/realtime

>>511675

We broke him

https://www.deviantart.com/mrenter/journal/My-twitter-messages-756632607

>>511243

Turns out it's a lot easier to criticize than to create.

>>511711

Someone should remind him that the teen titans go movie was profitable as fuck.

>>511711

>>511675

His animation project and especially the part about children's sexuality is what made Enter from a boring sperg into an actual cow. Before he used to be just an unfunny internet reviewer who couldn't even make it onto Channel Autism, but now people see him as a perverted fetish freak.

>>490394

How do you think that an adult "grows up" into a child? Do they just shit out the extra body matter?

>>511790

>and especially the part about children's sexuality

What? Please explain

Enter lost 606 subscribers on Saturday, 238 on Sunday, and 32 today (so far). He's lost 3,204 subscribers in the 30 days!

If this was real it would be his only good video

>>512257

I meant this >>512432

For you

>>512344

If it had the sound clip from vid related at 2:40 it would have been perfect!

>>512450

Can’t argue with you.

>>512257

Check out his deviantart journals and twitter as of late. He's absolutely losing his shit over this.

>>512667

Fucking hell, one of his points is that people took the concept of his shitty fanfic cartoon too seriously, while in the same post defending how he himself takes cartoons too seriously. The irony is totally lost upon him. He makes a living off of insulting creators, but then thinks it's unfair when people make videos or comments insulting him.

Hell, he has a video where he claims Patrick from Spongebob is some evil mastermind hell bent on ruining Spongebob's life, just because he made a self aware joke once about making Spongebob suffer, yet when people ask about pedophiles in Growing Around, Enter screams and shits his pants and claims he's getting harassed.

>>512671

He said Growing Around would have focus on worldbuilding and mature subjects, and yet he thinks people shouldn't take the concept too seriously to point the lots of obvious flaws of it

>>512671

Last couple things I wanna say about his latest journal. He bitches about how people compare Growing Around to Lord of the Flies, claiming that LotF is a deconstruction story (when he earlier stated Growing Around is also deconstructionist) and then says

>So get educated dumbass.

Coming from the guy who refuses to talk to his parents because they wanted him to go to college.

>You want me to accept your criticism you need to show me that you actually understand what I'm going for.

Read: You can't criticize me unless you agree with me.

>This is something that I try to do in my own reviews.

Utter bullshit.

>Also, I need to know that you actually want the project to be good.

Wow. Just wow. Criticism is invalid unless you suck up to him.

Basically all his rants amount to is "No, everyone but me is wrong, here's my flimsy arguments and insults. If you disagree you're a troll."

>If you think you're justified or funny [in criticizing me], you're a fucking miserable pile of filth who will never amount of anything. And the second that you do amount to something and they discover what you do in your spare time, any reasonable person would kick you back down to the hole you belong in.

Ironic how in the same rant he admits he was once an asshole but he's the only person who can change and get approval from himself.

>"What do you think about Butch's campaign." It the context of my own campaign, pretty humorous. "350k is asking way too much for one episode of one animated series" they said to me, while they said to him "250k isn't even enough for one one episode of one animated series." I love irony, I really do, even though I still don't know what the fuck it really is.

Who the hell even said that about Butch's campaign? And Butch's campaign was about a streaming service, not a cartoon series.

>>512501

>Growing Around is the materialization of his inner desire of getting revenge on his parents for treating him like shit, just like Sonichu is the materialization of Chris obsession to have a girlfriend.

It's also his inner wants of a more simple world where he can have fun and act like a child all day, and that the people against this are losers in the wrong. I wonder if there are characters like that in his series, I'd read the scripts to see what Sonichu-tier revenge fantasies lie inside but I don't have the time, patience, or autism for that.

>>512675

Apparently he shuts down when people ask him how hospitals and doctors work in this world.

>>512690

In his latest journal he says that people that points the nonsensical shit in Growing Around are just as stupid as people that complain about Zootopia having talking animals. He really is stupid enough to think that a functional world ruled by kids is a concept that does not push the suspension of disbelief as hard as talking animals.

What did Johnny hope to accomplish if he got the finding?

>>512695

He's the one that said he wanted Growing Around to tackle serious topics, he shouldn't be surprised that people are picking apart his poorly thought out world.

>>512679

Fucking Hartman manage to produce and air: Not 1, not 2 but 4 fucking shows. While Enter is busy pissing his pants over expensive animation.

>>512721

He could had made even more shows if FOP wasn't such a huge success to the point that Nickelodeon never allowed him to work on anything else. Even with all the controversy about the fedoralord atheists being butthurt because he said he wants to make a network based on christian values he still is a million times more professional and trustworthy than Enter will ever be.

>>512717

I fucking despise this idea that tackling serious topics=better writing. That's why tumblrtards believe Steven Universe has the most kino writing ever.

>>512763

No, they believe that because it is progressive garbage with a fatso who saves the world with the help of trannie illegal aliens.

>>512774

Yeah, but Steven is still better than anything Enter could make!

>>512763

I don't get who Growing Around is supposed to be for. It seems to be aimed at toddlers but Enter keeps saying it's for kids and teens and even adults?

>>512797

I highly doubt he knows what real kids like, btw usually when you make a show for kids don’t you have to hire a team of consultants, usually child psychologists, educators, parents, religious leaders, etc and they have to approve you ideas and show it test audiences of actual kids?

Stop bully me bitches

>>512923

First you need to stop being so pathetic, Enter

>>512935

https://comments.deviantart.com/1/757100240/4625539704

Nope, Enter's supporters are just like Trump's!

>>512923

Go back to your own thread, fujoshit.

>>512985

Don't you mean Enter's haters are just like Trump's supporters?

>>512990

either way

>>516234

>Agnostic atheist

Is mr enter one of those faggots that think atheism should be added to LGBTQCP? Mr enter calling himself agnostic atheist is dumber than the guy from channel awesome that calls himself a Mormon atheist. At suede has the excess of Jews calling them jewish atheists all the time.

>>512985

>Anti-trump leftists get PLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON'T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORD by mr enter fans

This is beyond humiliating.

>>517736

>@ 1:00

>When they cut funding for Planned Parenthood, they hurt me

Woman is like 60 years old. What does she need from Planned Parenthood? To suck the blood from murdered babies?

>>516335

He needs to learn to write!

>>517757

I wish there was Planned Parenthood in the Growing Around world!

>>517761

The babies kill the parents instead? Would make a good action flick.

>>517764

That would be a great idea, but Enter is too stupid to include something like that!

>>517766

The only way this concept would ever work is if it was turned into an adult cartoon that gives the answers to all those questions that Enter avoids like the plague

btw is it true that he blocks people that ask him how hospitals work in this scenario?

I think he overestimated his popularity and underestimated how much it costs to make a cartoon

>>517769

Basically he blocks ANYONE who questions his concept!

>>517764

>>517761

It would be called Planned Childhood. I have no idea what the "abortions" would look like though, you guys come up with some fucked-up shit.

>>517769

It would be hilarious if someone were to take the concept of Growing Around and made it into a dystopian parody.

>>518454

There feminists already advocating after birth abortion. This idea might be as Far-fetched as it sounds.

>>518454

Probably a Logan’s Run type thing and kids threaten to take their folks there if they don’t behave

>>518454

All of the following has been mentioned by enter on his streams.

>no hospitals or doctors

>adults with no children are shipped off to orphanages for the childfree

>policeforce is the boy scouts

>parents are forced to act like autistic children or get ostracized by society and tormented by their children

>the elderly "stop existing" in enter's own words

>kids start raising their parents and get jobs at 3 years old

>You are born with a shit load of knowledge and slowly lose all of it as you age

>animals of all sort run rampant everywhere

Already sounds like a dystopia tbh

>>519447

Just like CWCville from Sonichu already is dystopian as fuck, and in both cases is because the creator is too stupid to properly make worldbuilding.

>Daily Reminder that Johnny stole the idea

>A Literal Diagnosed Autist Screaming into a Camera while in a seething fit of Rage and being constantly on the verge of tears because some Corporation dosent respect his Nostalgia for his favorite kids shows all the while getting his fans to crowdfund his shit homemade web-cartoon

This is literally just your average Youtube Cartoon viewing neckbeard fuckwit

I cant wait till like a year from now when hes almost completely collapsed and gone into obscurity and his remaining fans keep asking for their money back because he never finished his weird Fratricidal Autistic Pedo Cartoon and we suddenly get a news report that a young Autistic man shot his parents then himself

If he dosent do that i give him a few years before he goes full Randy Stair mode

https://twitter.com/MysteriousEnter/status/1027676410100572162

>the live action movie I'll be reviewing is Opposite Day (2009)

>When young Samuel Benson (Billy Unger) is told by his grandmother (Renée Taylor) before sleep that he can wish to a wishing star, he wishes one wish: "I wish that kids rule the world." But when Sammy and his sister find a surprising secret, the whole world has changed. All adults act like young children, and children become the important people of the world.

>Businesses, restaurants, gardens and all other jobs are run by kids. So now it's up to Samuel and his sister Carla to figure out how to change the world.

OH NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>519749

at this point, I would say he's too autistic and/or too uneducated to understand things.

Try showing him something like "The Prisoner" or reading an actual book!

>>519447

Yeah, this is definitely his version of cwcville.

https://socialblade.com/youtube/user/themysteriousmrenter

and his sheep flock continues to dwindle!

>>519914

He's always been to Autist to understand things

Literally half the reviews on his channel have some segment where he Dosent understand some Sarcastic / Nuanced / "Ilogical" joke and the. Spends 2-3 minutes screaming and crying about it

>>520708

Remember he explicitly stated how his weird parental fratricide cartoon WILL HAVE STRICT CONTINUITY

He Actually did it LMAO

>>521347

I'm halfway through watching this and I don't feel like watching any more. Basically the movie is exactly like Growing Around but Enter refuses to admit it and claims that the movie does everything wrong and his show does everything right and he actually threatens people who compare the two.

it seems even a broken clock is right twice a day. Seriously, this OKKO episode is so fucking awful that even a complete retard like Enter has the moral high ground to shit on it

According to Socialblade, he's lost over 500 subscribers today and it's just noon!

Mr. Enter has snapped once again. This time he has decided to bring up all of a good portion of his haters who have mocked him over the years..

>>545081

Dobson made a fake account and is spamming shit on Enter's deviantart?

>>545183

I did not know he was Dobson, I thought he was some random butthurt former Enterbot. If Quintex96 is Dobson than this drama is hilarious.

>>545183

>Dobson made a fake account and is spamming shit on Enter's deviantart?

Wouldn’t be surprised. Mr enter is more successful than Dobson. That alone puts enter on Dobson shit list.

>>545084

https://socialblade.com/youtube/user/themysteriousmrenter

Lost almost 50 subscribers before 9 AM!

>>545847

Pan has a gf that loves him while Enter is a incel pretending to be a volcel tho

>>546231

>Pan has a gf that loves him while Enter

>Guy that was caught offering to pay girls for chat room RP sex

>Loving girlfriend

Ether this is sarcasm or Pan pizza fanboys are not panicking over him being exposed as a faggot.

Is it bad I have no qualms towards Enter?

>>546421

No. He slowly becoming less of a faggot overtime. His last video did a good job pointing out people like Pan pizza are the same levels of loser than he is. Except Pan pizza has a worse track record of having his autistic fans review bomb people. Enter bots do it on their own. Pan still encourage his fans to review bomb people he doesn’t like. Tell me. Who more autistic? Mr enter probably cost Pan pizza a animation job. If Pan try hard to be edgy podcast done it already. There far more Evidence of Pan directly harassing People though the pizza party podcast than Mr enter. Except Youtube community so far give Pan a free pass so far.

>>545847

I recognize that post. It was posted on /co/ a while a go. Are you that same fag, or is this copypasta?

>>546471

The name of the thread was Pan pizza rebel taxi B.T.F.O. It was deleted for how much of a shill the OP was.

>>546443

He will need to try much harder than that to make me forget the shitfest that was his crowdfunding campaign

>>546488

<Are you faggots really trying to shill for a diaper fag Pan pizza?

Aren't you trying to shill for Mr. Enter though? You're the only one here giving him credit he doesn't deserve.

Also, who gives a fuck about Pan pizza. I'm talking about you being an entershill or not.

>>546560

How is making fun of both mr enter and Pan pizza shilling for anyone? The anon was pointing out that Pan pizza got a free pass even though he just as bad as mr enter if not worse.

>>546585

If he feels that way, then he should just make a Pan Pizza board.

>>546754

>>546585

>>546560