/cow/ - Lolcows

There's no point. SoK is falling apart, and nothing about them is really funny anymore. On top of that, DSP is more or less done for after he finally saw his Machinima bux dry up due to his stupidity only Kghaleon/Keith Pichard can stomach (It's amazing how Keith ruined his life for this manchild).

There's Lowtiergod (a.k.a Dale Sparrow, Daluan Sparrow, Black DSP), but I think his well ran dry too.

>>249618

>It's amazing how Keith ruined his life for this manchild

Wait, how?

>>249660

Kghaleon (or Keith) is one of DSP's biggest fanboys who fucked with KWO and SoK. The guy is a brony faggot who threatens anyone over a manchild.

>>249307

>be so buttblasted about irrelevant community of autists you gotta force another one of these daily bitching threads

Let it go, dude. Find some other idiots to be mad about.

>>249623

So is dsp shit out of luck now?

>>249796

Get the fuck out of here, Keith.

>>249623

> muh biznezz

> muh biznezz

> muh biznezz

> muh biznezz

sad fat fuck.

TLDW youtube are fucking him over through bugs, strikes and search results.

Couldn't have happened to a more deserving autist.

>>249796

>Le you're Fred XD

Good thing this autismhole still hasn't changed. Consider suicide my man

>>249781

A "daily bitching thread" hasn't existed in a while. There are also a lot of threads about irrelevant autists on this board, but you seem the most butthurt about there being one for the SOK?

Didn't sok stopped doing dsp weekly recap?

>>249906

Looks like they did release a four(!) hour let's endure video today. I'd assume it is just autistic nitpicking over the simple fact that DSP is lazy and can't budget for shit.

His 40 minute long begging video is one of the most pathetic things I've ever seen from a youtuber. This dude must not be capable of feeling shame.

>>249924

I have car and 2 houses pls donate to my patrian

>>249924

>>>249924

>I have car and 2 houses pls donate to my patrian

>>249927

fuck double post

>>249926

Yeah it's worth saying that his version of not being able to pay bills is not nearly what everyone else's is. You have to take these things into account when listening to his begging.

> He has two houses

> He has a BMW

> He spends money on dumb shit like WWE supercard and lootboxes

> He just spent like $500 on a PSVR and isn't even going to play the Resident Evil 7 VR mode

> He's buying a nintendo switch despite him constantly bitching about nintendo and saying that his fans dont care about nintendo games

> He goes out to eat several times a week including fine dining that he posts and brags about on instagram

> He spent thousands on a "staycaton" where he could have drove to all of those things from his home.

> He's been trying to jew his fans into buying him a 4K tv despite him supposedly being in debt.

And his Paymeton went up. Never underestimate legit autists who have autismbux to spare.

>>249936

>> He's buying a nintendo switch despite him constantly bitching about nintendo and saying that his fans dont care about nintendo games

If given the opportunity, Phil would suck Capcom's dick over SFV even if he thinks the game is a piece of shit. Did you really expect Phil to stick by his guns?!

>>249913

That Let's Endure was so boring. Fred only has second string losers now that he has fired all the talent.

>>249965

Actually Phill strikes me as the kind of man that would shit talk, then kiss ass to get something, then go straight back to shit talking as soon as he gets something. All the while biting the hand that feeds him. So yes I can see him sticking to his guns more out of stupidity then integrity.

>>250076

Pretty much his EVO days.

im new to DSP, does he actually have a degree or is he lying? he seems like he'd lie about it.

his video talking about how he has a condo he wants to sell has me seriously, seriously doubting he knows anything about investments

>>250097 I mean did he not shit on the fan that got him a PC? Also SoK have the inherent issue of having to do what >>249913 said because they are so tied to DSP. If there is a dry period they have to do this autistic shit to dig up some form of nothing cocks.

>>250116

He held an accounting job or some office job until he got fired.

>>250116

He apparently has a degree in business, though he's not mentioned a specific degree or university in particular. He either got some Associate's degree from some unknown Community College and never went to university or he dropped out and failed to graduate since his business skills are rather poor. Another sign of him making it from a third rate college is that even as early as 2001 from his first appearances at fighting conventions he was already an egotistical douche who people barely tolerated which that mindset wouldn't last in a big university.

>>250122

It sounds like he worked as a mechanic or technician or something like that at a place in Connecticut that specialized in helicopter repair and servicing, but suffered a hernia and was laid off when they downsized the company.

He worked an office job at a Sikorsky Aircraft subsidiary, "Helicopter Support Incorporated".

>>249979

"""""Talent""""" thats presented by who?

That nasal sounding nerd moogle who is about as fit for conversation as a toddler?

Or Che, who pulls the tough guy act but in reality is a tranny loving cuck?

>>249860

>youtube are fucking him over through bugs

Bugged youtube mechanics.

>>250404

On Moogle and Che I agree, but there isn't anyone in the SOK with a memorable personality anymore.

https://www.linkedin.com/in/david-burnell-85869322?

Phil worked QA for Helicopter Support, and judging by the listed job titles for his dad, his father was more than likely his boss.

tl;dr Phil got the only real job he had via nepotism.

>>250193

He shows off his degree in one of his old VLOGS on "thekingofhatehd". VPN from non-US, non-UK IP required to view it.

Phil's latest strategy seems to be cashing in on the TIHYDP videos.

With the cult of personality around him, idiots who have way too much cash on their hands and give it to him instead. Not to mention his constant uninterrupted lying out the ass about his actual finances and double-dipping. I really don't think he's gonna get off YT. He has no other choice and already has full comfort of being a bitch that lives above his means and on his own clock while talking shit from that gated community Zoo cage, where nobody can reach him.

>>252243

But how long can he live above his means before the banks tell him to fuck right off? Nothing is eternal, especially gross spending like he is.

>>252243

Given your analysis I wonder why the SOK is so obsessed with him. He's not really that interesting, but then again neither are the SOK. If anything DSP seems more intelligent than them. He's got more than any of them have in their real lives.

In fact it's sad that the only things the SOK have in their lives is Phil and Overwatch.

>>251100

He is such a narcissist. The fact that he wants you to laugh with him not at him and also show his """""""epic wins""""""" makes it so cringy.

>>253107

remember when he was doing montages himself and had to cal them "THE BEST and worst of DSP" His ego is so out of control that he has to include boring parts of him winning at video games. He's a narcissist for sure.

There is going to be a stream tonight for the 4th year anniversary of TIHYDPs

>>253798

The Scum of Kuckjima is obsessed with cock right now. Especially Phils cock. It would explain why Loophole can't get any women, and why Fred is such a fag.

They celebrated their 4th year anniversary of making stupid DSP videos last night. What a bunch of pathetic losers and perma virgins.

>>253798

>title is dsp/sok thread

>WAAAH WHY AREN'T YOU TALKING ABOUT SOKS EXCLUSIVELY I BET YOU ARE ALL SOK OPERATIVES

Autism.

>>254072

That's because you have to feel sympathy for Phil. He is right about the SOK in that they are a bunch of lying cowards that claim they have the moral high ground and like to talk things out but instead just talk shit behind peoples backs. They are the worst kind of people, and I'm pretty sure everyone in the group knows that Fred is the most guilty of all. Also every single one of them is no better than him.

>>254221

I mean they aren't, but it doesn't mean we should go shoving cash down that retard's patreon so he can eat at michelin star restaurants.

>>254221

>you have to feel sympathy for Phil

Why? He's an irritating douche who wildly overreacts to even mild criticism. He reviews cup noodles like he's a restaurant critic. It takes him five minutes just to open the first one. He eats it with a spoon. He's fascinating.

Also I don't watch autistic four hour podcasts so I don't give a shit about the SoK.

>>254072

>using the exact same tactics the CuK were known for using in every thread we've had shitting on them

GJ

>>254344

>implying that's even remotely suggested

Now that's autism.

>>254400

If you want me to give a fuck give a rundown on SoK and why they're faggots. I don't want to go and watch 100+ 4 hour long youtube podcasts.

DSP is someone everyone can get into. He's loveable and hateable like all classic sitcom characters. SoK is niche as fuck. Tell me why I should care or calm down and let people talk about DSP.

>>254221

Should i be more #dsppositive, maybe i should donate to his paytrian and watch his epic mantages? Fuck off shill.

They SOK are a bunch of autistic losers but that doesn't mean Phil is a good guy. To be fair though, he ticks a lot of the boxes on my list of big annoyances. His burping and snorting piss me off ridiculously bad. It's so much of a pet peeve that I'll unsubscribe to youtubers who do it. Him being the living embodiment of greed and excess also really triggers me. I can't stand his constant begging that he's only doing so he can continue his extravagant lifestyle. He'd rather beg for kid's christmas money than cut back on his fast food eating and mobile game spending.

Another thing that really irks me is that he usually buys games via download. He'll play them for MAYBE a week and then get no return for it. Why the fuck wouldn't you just buy a physical copy so you could trade it in after?

>>254558

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsl9FkEVyCo&ab_channel=PhilShampoo

Who is more autistic, snort burnell or sok, you decide.

>>254400

I think the problem is, you're just a gigantic fucking sperg, who we'd be laughing at instead but you're just a trolling retard who seems to really be convinced not hating some irrelevant autists on the internet as opposed to a well known scumbag and a scrub is some federal offense and also you're Fred.

Take a long walk off a short pier, sperg.

>>254582

Meant to say "trolling" instead of trolling because that's exactly what you're doing

>>254586

Troll -s-h-i-e-l-d-i-n-g is apparently a taboo word now.

>>254587

I added a bunch of filters for the Britbong thread. Check the link in the meta thread's OP.

Phil is a shit person and he deserves everything he's going to get, but he's already there. His business is practically dead. However the only time we seem to get opposition on this thread is when SOK members make it obvious that they're here. You aren't fooling anyone.

>>254591

Not it isn't.

>>254647

I am gonna talk about DSP here, and not the other irrelevant people. Cry about it, bitch.

>>254647

It's not autistic to say Phil deserves everything he gets because he brought it on himself. Everyone knows he's treated his family, his friends, his girlfriend, and his fans like trash.

The reason he is sympathetic is because there is nothing wrong with sucking at video games, and the SOK take it way too far now. They would make a TIHYDP even if he played a game perfectly.

>>254779

Yeah a lot of the stuff he has failed at in vidya is stuff that I sucked at too. The difference is though that I play extremely casually while he does this shit every single day for hours. That doesn't excuse the SOK autism of REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE he didn't know exactly what to do in this 20 year old platforming game though.

I don't even care about his video game playing anymore. The last good laugh he gave me from games was Crash Bandicoot. The Leanna leaving him and airing all of his dirty laundry saga is going to be fucking GREAT though.

>>254782

I agree with that since newer games have dulled my skills when it comes to older generations. It's hard to readjust to older games, and so the SOK are extremely autistic for expecting someone to instantly be good at them when they haven't played them in years. That doesn't mean Phil isn't an idiot though when he compares Crash Bandicoot to Dark Souls.

Also the SOK are horrible people in general. I bet if you talked to those who were kicked out or left you'd hear some interesting stories. We did get a few in past threads.

DSP is trying to make himself a legitimate high shekel yield gaming personality on youtube. I see he does a lot of news announcements for fighting games.

I guess video related. I see them pop up now and then and he's really trying to hide the fact he's an lolcow while also really trying to act like he's professional.

>>254932

>that serious television presenter voice

lol

You can't really compare KoF and SF. They play totally differently.

Also how can I take anything he says about fighting games seriously when he plays like this?

http://www2.ljworld.com/weblogs/crime_blog/2017/feb/10/ku-student-activist-arrested-on-outstand/

HOLY SHIT! Nigglypuff got arrested.

>>255127

It's sad that the Anti-DSP community takes his opinions so seriously when he has no credibility, but I guess that's what autistic people do.

Looks like the Kucks are going to make a podcast about this. Expect it to be over 12 hours and not be funny at all.

>>255206

I sometimes watch his food videos since they're dumb entertainment. I've seen his god damn Black Mesa lets play. I know he's a moron. Why would anyone take him seriously?

>>255490

A lot of people in the Anti-DSP community get easily offended by his opinions when over half the time you could disregard them as him being a moron. That's why they take it seriously.

>>255479

>posting his videos without mirror

fuck off DSP

>>255490

People who care way too much about videogames don't like it when a relatively high-profile figure vocally hates on their favorite vidyer.

Phil is a prime example of someone whose antics are goofy but the guy itself is harmless and iirc he doesn't involve himself in autism circlejerks like anti-gg / gg and doesn't seem very political so him having a huge hate culture around him would be weird if it wasn't so easy to attribute it to underage kiddies whose entire lives revolve around videogames.

Phil videos are kinda fun, TIHYDPs can also be fun but there's absolutely no reason to actually hate on phil.

>>254221

As much as I feel that SoK A-log a fuck load with minor dumb shit. For example when a bunch of autists got mad at him for saying the Undertale fandom is batshit nuts and autistic, which is a fact at this point.

Phil is a asshole, cheap as fuck, and just a fucking whiner bitch. Don't forget that.

Leanna could make some decent money as a camgirl with all that technical shit DSP has bought then never used

The problem with the SOK is that they act like they have the moral high ground when they are not only as shitty as DSP ,but have done some worse things than him. I think it's worth remembering that no one in the SOK is a good person much less a normal person.

The SOK somehow scammed King of Pol to do a let's endure with them.

>>255988

How is it making shit up when Phil has done all of this stuff in his videos. You can say they're detractor videos all you want but none of those videos were ever altered. Plus John Rambo and Howard said in detail how Phil is a horrible person. Let's also not forget how he autistically chewed out his parents over a fucking wolverine toy, or how he shat on his parents for coming to visit him and how he forces them to stay in a hotel because he can't let them stay in his house.

So yes "everyone knows" because Phil puts the evidence out in public on his own.

>>255988

What are you waiting for, faggot

mirror that video

>>256105

I'm not saying treat them like royaltyy, but if my parents came to my place to stay I would make room for them. Not throw them out and sen d them to a hotel. It's called being considerate of others.

Also the only one proving they're retarded and autistic is you.

>>256113

They are pretending that they always supported Trump, but they are obviously liberals based on the fact that they freaked out on twitter like the rest when he won.

Phil DOES eat a lot of fast food though. I know the SOK are obnoxious about it but Phil is the man who ordered a "side burger" and has on numerous occasions shown that what he eats on DSP tries it is just a fraction of what he ordered.

His meltdown yesterday was hilarious. He's obviously feeling some insane amounts of insecurity regarding Leanna and she's just feeding it even more by posting the tweets like she does.

>>256105

I wonder how disfunctional you are irl if you go around calling random people Fred.

I'm not gonna mirror shit because i don't do a bitch's job. Now get on it, cuckold.

>>256200

It's time to get kicked out of here as well, Jonathan Ross

>>256200

Jonathan Ross, nobody cares

It is because of people like Johnathan Ross that no one seriously goes after the Scum of Kuckjima.

>>256364

What is there left to go after? The podcast isn't a regular thing anymore after they got reamed by Jim, the main members have been humiliated and SoK is as much of a laughingstock as DSP is if not more so. He can't really do anymore damage unless a bunch of ex-members have Fred stories they'd like to share that haven't done so already.

>>256390

>Being this mad

Cry moar. However, it is suspicious how defensive people on here like you get about the SOK. I don't give a shit about ManlyTears, yet I wouldn't go into those threads trying to shut down the conversation.

I just think this thread didn't need to exist. The fact we got retards like Jonathan Ross among us here, makes shitting on either party really pointless.

>>256569

You have a point. Even moreso when the SOK make it obvious they're here to shut down any criticism about them by name calling and shit. Just goes to show what pathetic losers they are. Also if you go by that let's endure they had with King of Pol then I'm pretty sure that every person that has left that group is cured of the autism they were infected with since they no longer drink the Fred Fuchs kool aid.

>>256188

>His meltdown yesterday was hilarious

What did I miss? What's this Leanna shit?

>>256833

I think it's about the fact that Leanna wears a fake engagement ring so her co-workers stop asking her when she's getting married. She tweeted about it months ago, but Phil didn't know and got pissy as fuck during a stream of Quiplash.

The SOKucks are celebrating Phil leaving Machinima.

https://twitter.com/TIHYDP/status/837569597905731584

>>257021

Seems like DSP's Switch bricked. Man, talking about having a bad week.

Seeing all the bad things that are happening to him, in succession makes me feel kinda bad for him. But you can't say this was mere bad luck, this is like a self-fulfilled prophecy, as if Phill wants to fail. Will he use this string of mishaps as a wake up call and improve his life?

>>257070

No, he'll just more blatantly and desperately beg for donations on Patreon. Maybe he'll got up to 2DollarsAMonth or even 5DollarsAMonth. I don't think he'll wake up and change unless Leanna leaves him and he realizes all he has is an empty house, shit he can't afford, and all his former friends and family on the other side of the country.

>>257070

Actually, strike that. On the long ass stream explaining things, he admits a lot that he was a stubborn idiot, specifically in reference to leaving Twitch, streaming in YouTube, and how much he shat on popular shit. He's not completely there, he's still making shit tons of excuses to not try, but he's getting… somewhere. We'll see how long it lasts, though.

The foxdicks have labeled us Phil's whiteknights, because web aren't violently A-Logging him.

King of Pol even threatened on that soundcloud that he knows the owner of hitbox and will fight for the Cucks honor if we mean Phil fans dare go after them and accuse them of trying to hurt Phil

I can't wait until they're cozying up to Sargon. They can share their love of black cocks.

>>257128

King of Spaghetti is still around?

>>257128

King of Cucks is a bigger lolcow than either, his meltdowns during gamergate will haunt him eternally.

>>257123

So that's foxdickcucks and King of Sperg the CuK have desperately latched onto. Funny how both of them are pretty much the opposite of the political ideals of the CuK. Sad!

>>257123

It's sorta like >>255677 said. Too many foreverwizards who take video games seriously enough that it makes them genuinely mad that some fat retard chooses to publicly humiliate himself by playing them badly.

>>257123

Got a cap of this?

>>257208

Sorry but I don't. Though you can read the thread, several users bittey dennounced oye alledged defense of Phil.

>implying the Cucks and everyone that supports them aren't the autistic ones

Seems to me if people don't like the SOK it means they have common sense that they see through that group of shitty peoples bullshit.

Actually Fred and Obama have a lot in common. On the outside everyone loves them, but on the inside they're lying, scheming, two-faced scumbags.

So phil is on suicide watch or he found new partnership?

>>257909

He said he's found a new partnership for one of his channels in his latest video. It doesn't sound ideal though and he's finally talking about getting a part time job. This has been said countless times regarding Phil, but I think we might be close to the end.

>>257244

That's actually really sad.

>>257985

>>257909

By the sound of things, dropping his qualms about changing his streaming style and embracing the generic twitchstreamer mantra has made twitch his savior.

>>258267

Of all the former gamergay e-celebs, kop became the most irrelevent bottom of the barrel trash compared to Jim and Sargon.

Threads like this one makes me think that a ton of /cow/ users are cows themselves.

>>258594

/cow/ users still have more of a life than anyone in the SOK

>>258594

You have autists who got kicked or declined joining SoK to thank for this. They're here being really butthurt and it's more so sad than funny at this point.

Should've ended by thread 2 tbh after some actual dirt was spilled on SoK. Now it's just complaining for the sake of complaining.

>>258669

I don't.

I'M A FUCKING LOSER.

>>258771

That sounds like something the SOK would say since they think so highly of themselves. Otherwise there would be proof of such a statement.

>>256821

Larry Bundy Jr. is just as much a faggot as Harry Patridge and SoK. Is this Britcuck fat sack of shit still trying to make himself relevant? Also, what happened to Homer Ruglia?

>>258869

I don't think St. Jude wants to be associated with a bunch of faggots that obsess over manchild who sucks at life & video games.

>>255470

Did they actually break up?

>>258933

You may not realise this, but people seem to be laughing at you, not with you. Same 3 or so autists keep pushing this autistic screeching at SoK without actual shit to call them out on. What that tells me, is you are pretty shit at your task.

Call me and anyone that tells you this fred all you want, but you're just not doing shit aside baiting too hard.

>>259008

You act like anyone actually gives a damn what you think.

>>258916

St. Jude isn't partnering with the SoK, Fred would claim to donate the proceeds from the sales to St. Jude while it actually mysteriously shows up in Fred's bank account later on.

>>259016

Pretty much. What's the deal with PandaLee? She hardly brings up Phil on her twitter, and finally realizes she hates being in Washington. I have no pity for her or anything, but it seems like she realized her gold mine is finally out of gold.

>>258559

There was this .webm that came out during GG, shortly before Jim walked out and it became shit. Was actually fucking hilarious how much it came true. Based on some vidya end credit "where are they now" that I don't remember, but I remember two things about it.

>Jim and Jade vanish before the final battle

>KoP is friendzoned by every woman across the world.

I just find it hilarious that after things with Jim fell apart, and Loophole couldn't shill the SOK to Kojima at the VGAs the cucks are now focused on sucking up to other people who came out of GamerGate with big followings like King of Pol. I can't wait to see them suck up to Sargon of Akkad. Maybe they can make a 4 hour podcast where they discuss their love of black cock.

Even better are these people saying "these threads exist cause ure just jealous" or accusing people of being butthurt SOK members without proof. They really are no different than Phil or his fans. Ironic that they are trying to throw the word autism around in these threads when the SOK is one of the most autistic groups of chucklefucks I've ever seen. What a bunch of pathetic losers.

You know why mocking the SOK is far more fun? Because at this point their antics is far more sad and autistic than anything Phil does.So many youtubers act like DSP at this point that he's not even special or unique as a lolcow anymore. Not to mention it's just not fun to make fun of him anymore since his entire youtube career is dead in the water. At this point it's like mocking a corpse.

>>259635

Funny you mentioned that because FatBeef started to act like DSP unironically while being a fat sjw goon. Last I heard he threw controllers over shitty games or something.

>>259918

The entire impetus for retspurae always struck me as petty and manchildish anyhow. Basically aging nerds getting legit buttmad that other nerds were tarnishing their dignified legacy of playing video games with commentary and feeling the need to punish kids for being bad at it.

>>259943

Rule of thumb, lolcows are retarded, but anyone who tries to make a career out of a lolcow or use lolcow as a way to deflect from their own problems is even more retarded. Laugh at whoever the fuck you want should be the only rule, but some anons might be too autistic to get that.

>>259943

>too pussy to reply directly to the post you're trying to reply to

wew lad

>>259942

Bu-but it's okay if Fatbeef is autistic over a bad Snatcher LP, and tells the kid to kill himself!; or Betus does a shit lp of a FF6 Romhack. (end sarcasm)

In Fatbeef's defense, there were lots and lots of shit lps, some came from goons (e.q. Queenie Z). It became a problem when he went all sjw over Dynah, someone he should have never defended, and people started noticing his hypocrisy.

>>259918

I'm aware of how awful his Sonic 2006 lp was, but you should have seen Betus play a FF6 Romhack. That shit was pure cancer, and made HC Bailey look entertaining.

>I guess that's what happens when you're too much of a pussy to retsupurae shitty LPs, will probably drop the kickstarter videos once kickstarter creators start lashing out, people stop sending you longplays to "hilariously" riff on, and you still have hubris from being "the first let's player" because you were involved in a $10 irrelevant forum.

>KIckstarter stuff

Wait, are people finally calling out Fatbeef and his butt buddy bitch Betus on their bullshit?

>>259918

If you thought the Sonic 2006 LP was bad, wait until you see the Lords of the Fallen LP. For DSP pulling a shitty LP, Fatbeef did an even worse one.

>>260298

Goons aren't gonna stop watching them anytime soon because they're goons, and old shit like Darkseed 2 will always get views. Sadly, it's gonna be a while before Fatbeef gets his just desserts.

>>260298

>How?

Because Fatbeef wanted to do laundry after failing to beat a boss DSP did on the first try, and in the process his finger accidentally slipped on the uninstall button. One of his fans gifted him the game too, so he ragequit a game he got for free.

Considering he was on a rage train against people who did shitty LPs years ago before going soft, his LPs now are awful.

>>260325

What a fucking ass-hole.

It's not like fatbeef's LPs were ever good to begin with. Look at the Metroid Prime ones.

>>260406

Gotta find somebody to suck up to for attention. :^)

>>260407

>actually thinking he could get away with using the copyrighted Kojima Productions symbol

>>260413

Isn't it also illegal since they're stealing from two sources as well? I imagine Konami wouldn't be happy about a group of A-Logs using their logo to troll some guy who has made some poor life choices.

>>260534

Kojima is a name. It's different from a bullet club original shirt so it can be parody which is perfectly legal. Like all those shirts back in the day of loony tools characters smoking pot or Calvin urinating on a brand logo. It's perfectly legal.

>>260960

> It's different from a bullet club original shirt so it can be parody which is perfectly legal.

Right, but the question is the same as Sonichu for example: How exactly is it a parody?

>>260960

Kojima's a name. The sneaking fox is a copyrighted symbol.

>>260000

>>260983

Sonichu isn't parody since it's not making a commentary. The group themselves make commentary. The overall viewable image is something of a grey area on the shirt but it's completely valid to say that it's an inside joke therefor it falls in line wi th parody for people who understand. The worst that could happen is a CD for konami. That's it. Otherwise it's not a very interesting topic of discussion because once the shirts are sold it's already done and over with.

And the money goes to charity so that makes it less "interesting" too right? Was it less interesting when they actually tried to use Phil's face for the shirt?

>>261123

>The group themselves make commentary.

It's not making commentary on DSP, nor is it making commentary on KojiPro. It's a bunch of autistic dudes screaming about how a terrible LPer should have his life ruined for playing their videogames wrong.

Sonichu isn't considered a parody because it's not even remotely close to satire or commentary on the original works it is based off of, it's a Mary Sue OC character doing bullshit with various inserts thrown in.

>>261106

Holy shit, the hypocrisy is fucking unreal!

>>261149

That's commentary. Even if you don't agree with it. You just described a commentary. Good job. Thank you got proving my point.

>>261387

nah

See, try to use that to justify autistically screeching about how bad a movie is while playing the movie in the background and uploading the thing with video intact to youtube.

>>261387

>autistically screeching about how bad a person is for whatever reason is perfectly valid commentary and is fair game

https://www.reddit.com/r/LivestreamFail/comments/7maz3n/destiny_hosts_dsp/

Fat Fuck is on live stream fails he deleted the Vod so it can't show up he didn't realize people saved mirrors.

>>304051

>live stream "fails"

Is that the PUBG round he won without firing a shot? That's an exceptionally desperate definition of "fail". Sad.

>deleted the VOD

No, Fred, you dumb fat nigger, he doesn't save VODs over MCN contracts requiring exclusivity e.g. only streaming on twitch, only VODs on youtube.

WHY ARE THESE PEOPLE BITCHING AT ME WHEN THEY GET DOXED? NOT MY FAULT, UHAHAHAHA

>>309728

>>304566

>necrobumps

>foxdickfarms fake news autism

Go back to your bitcoin miner malware site you homos.

>>304566

He hired a hooker? Makes sense. He's like 40 so it's about time for him to lose his virginity after all.

>>310053

With Patron money too! I don't feel bad for anyone who got suckered by that manchild. The hooker isn't even hot.

He hired a hooker to pretend to be his girlfriend. Why. For $3k even. He could have taken some woman out on the town for that and maybe gotten a real girlfriend.

What happened regarding the hooker shit? Did he do anything to her? Why she expose him?

>>311094

>Why she expose him?

Didn't pay in a timely fashion. 2 months of waiting as far as I'm aware.

>>311095

>>311094

And he tried to block her like he blocks anyone who doesn't kiss his ass. Where's Kghaleon or that faggot who white knighted DSP when someone brought up how Phil tries to screw people over in and out of Youtube?

How much should they cost? Just wondering.

>>311095

>hire a hooker

>doesn't pay her

There was a time then doing that wouldn't end with the whore exposing your ass on the internet. What happened was either you pay her or her pimp would show up and beat your ass.

>>311105

>>311102

>>311096

>>311095

>>311094

>>311091

>>311089

>>310831

>>310053

>foxdickfaggots are still spamming their made up story as if it's real

When you have to make shit up outright to call someone a lolcow, you're doing shit wrong.

https://archive.fo/xDCyR

https://twitter.com/LaHeartSings/status/953537812518854656

>being this desperate for cocks on a videogame player

>>311106

the cuckfarms thread on dsp has been infilitrated with sok members and fanboys

Bumping so you foxdickniggers can stop spamming the

JEWTUBE RATIONAL SEPTICS

thread with your autism over what happened with the fake escort thing you niggers created.

Jimkino

>>313931

I have one question. If the catfish stopped because Phil allegedly gave her money, was that a lie or did Phil cough up cash to them just to keep them quiet anyway because of image reasons?

>>314137

He never paid them. They just claimed he did.

>>313931

How does this shit keep happening to DSP?

>>311091

This doesn't make any sense, for that money or even less you could hire a far more attractive eastern euro whore or a well known porn star, but he hires some whore he gets recommended from twitter?

>>314805

>>314805

He didn't hire her though. Do you even pay attention to what happens?

>>314847

>>314846

Chill out I didn't do nuffin watch the Jim video so I didn't know.

>>314805

That's what set off my bullshit alarm. I buy that Phil would be stupid enough to hire a hooker so that she pretends she's his girlfriend, but he isn't stupid enough to hire one that costs over 100k dollarydoos seeing as he keeps bitching that he never has enough shekels for anything. Can't believe what a ride it was in the end, only Phil would uncover this 8 layers of bullshit plot without actually doing anything himself.

the doxxxxing of DSP's patrons is some scummy shit. I can't wait until the FBI raids Null.

Also, the entire hooker saga shit his pants and did nothing but help everyone involved. Null got more website traffic than ever and then got to pretend he is a simply ebin internet investigator. DSP is gonna be getting pitty bucks now. The hooker got free advertising.

>>313931

I think the bigger excitement from the video isn't the catfishing attempt, it's the fact even Metokur said the CokSoks are a bunch of A-Logging losers hiding behind MUH WATER CHARITY. I lost my shit when I heard him say that considering he was silent about his opinion on them ever since Episode 100 where he was supposed to debate Che.

>>249936

Why isn't he playing RE7 VR?

>>315143

It's not hard to get a girlfriend in the modern day.

All the anons saying >tfw no gf are just lazy or too scared of rejection.

>>314772

And yet, I remained banned for calling them idiots because Null is butthurt I rubbed his nose in the shit.

>>314951

>DSP is gonna be getting pitty bucks now.

There used to be a rule on the DSP subforum about this, that trolling DSP only makes him stronger.

>>316767

not necessarily true, I just have 0 idea where girls are

Why can't people just hate DSP and not be more insufferable than he is?

Groups like this always latch on to metal gear solid too, I recall there was something similar going when the chrischan stuff reached its peak around 2009..whenever that 13 year old made Chris shove a medallion up his ass.

Had no idea what SoK was and almost thought it was shoryuken forum, I just came to this board hoping there would be a DSP topic.

Now there's just drama between two groups.

DSP' girlfriend left him at least, right?

>>319870

I googled them and they look like another dime a dozen group of trolls that hunt lolcows but turn out to bigger social pariahs than said cow.

SoK means the "Sons of Kojima" which sounds more like a forum about Metal Gear Solid, Snatcher etc.

>Isn't this some sperg that got pissy at dsp for the mgs lp, and been trolling him ever since like foxdick farmers do to cwc?

This is probably the best comparison but I only found out about them 10 minutes ago.

>>319897

>>319894

Nerd.

>DSP' girlfriend left him at least, right?

>at least

Look at that, in the same post you complain about groups a-logging you alog yourself.

Well it looks like DSP lost his 2nd sponsorship for a gaming chair. Lost it in just one day after announcement as Spawn Seat went out of business because the owner was doxxxxed and he didn't want his livelihood over a startup. The only good thing is that DSP was smart enough to get the chair beforehand.

They must be really mad since the whole escort brownie saga blew up in their face. It wasn't gonna hold up forever. Better to get him on shit he's actually done than trying to make up shit.

>>320696

It's like asking who is more autistic: Chris or K1w1 Farms? The amswer is without a doubt, option two.

The funniest thing Phil did was masturbate on Twitch. No CuK involved there. Proves that he is perfectly capable of making an ass of himself. Same with Chris and him macing a GameStop employee over blue arms.

Lolcows are funniest when left to their own devices. Fucking with their lives is not only ween, its counterproductive as people then start to sympathize with the cow. And that is the last thing you want.

>>320731

>was it the sok spergs?

Who the fuck else? Most anti-DSP people just make and laugh at compilation videos about DSP sucking at video games, the SoK fuckers and their ilk are the only ones that are mental enough to fucking dox someone just because he sent DSP a free chair, especially now that that their escort ruse was uncovered.

>>326875

>Just ran my girl's PC

>my girl's PC

Since DSP doesn't have a kid much less a daughter (that I know of), it looks like he's got a new girlfriend. ETA on when the CuK's try to scare her off?

>>320844

There's being a MGS fanboy then there's being a Son of Kojima. They're something else, something really fucking autistic.

Also, from what I'm hearing the escort thing was fake? I'm not surprised, aren't usually so public about this kind of thing. I'm just wishing people like Jim didn't cover it now.

https://streamable.com/f2oxx

He does it again, the absolute madman.

>>326875

It took him NINE YEARS to realize his problem was the TV?

I got a switch last month and it took me less than 10 minutes to realize my TV had a delay problem with it.

>>326875

>>327121

Wouldn't it be funny if it was all secretly just his TV having a delay? Like, he wasn't absolutely awful at games and it really was something else?

>>327150

Would that make him more or less retarded?

I think I'll go with more.

>>326991

Welcome to months-old news. From what he says, she already knows about the autism and thinks it's stupid. What do you think the escort meme was based on? They tried to claim his new girlfriend was an escort because they're retarded.

>>327121

Frankly someone should just suggest to him to buy a fucking computer monitor for his games. Through HDMI, it actually works. Ran a 360 on a 60hz ASUS monitor before I moved my TV from my living room into my bedroom after dropping cable, worked perfectly fine.

Anybody got the video where he says he's not a clown? Been looking for that for ages.

>>327876

>t. lolcow wanting to make an autistic montage

>>327990

Wasn't this on Jimkino a couple of weeks ago?

Unless Jim has a time machine then no he just tweeted this

>>327996

I rewatched it. It was another twit where he mentioned his girlfriend's flight. It's not surprising he has a girlfriend to be honest. He is a well off beta loser. Some golddigger was eventually get her claws into him. He will get JUSTed just like boogie. While that might be lulzworthy that is still years in the making. This girl probably knows enough to keep the drama contained long enough to make her case for JUSTing him in the court of lawlz. Expect a few months of lovey dovey bullshit followed by gradual change in tone and cocks as he starts adopting her idealogy. If he becomes some politsperg or the relationship blows up this might be funny. Until then it is going to be more embarassing to watch the Soys of Cuckjima continue to embarss themselves.

>>328034

>He is a well off beta loser

>well off

Since fucking when?

>>328111

Since people started doing the math that he can't possibly be that damned stupid.

Since he started Youtube, you know the video, of Young Roach, he has likely grossed slightly over a million dollars.

That condo is likely paid for, his car is likely paid for, and he probably isn't too far from paying off his current house, if it isn't already paid for.

At this point, actually beleiving he is in dire financial straits is like beleiving he can't get a girlfriend. It just feeds him more.

>>328139

So him pretending he's in financial trouble is just a ruse so his paypigs can cough up the dough whenever he tells them?

>>328155

Most likely yes. He's a piece of shit for many reasons, but foxdickfarms is way too happy and excited about shit.

Like they missed 30 years of Daytime Talk shows showing tens of thousands of women willfully in shitty, abusive relationships.

>>328388

>>328155

The thing is the paypigs would dry up if there wasn't a steady flow of faggots feeding him attention. Even mouthbreathing normal cattle who look up to DSP and unironically think he is awesome will eventually get bored and stop donating. However when ever some new controversy whips up more people get suckered in, som stay, and his life continues. The thing is that 20-30 years down the road he will have been such and established and long running joke with so many people that he will be fondly remembered as a campy cult icon.

SoK are literally making the life of the man they claim to hate better.

I don't know how many of you are on the Farms but they found every social media account that Phil's new GF has in 20 mins after Phil posted the pic on his Instagram so everything is there if someone wants to post the links here.

>>329910

Now that's autism. Imagine if they spent that level of energy investigating the Vegas massacre, or pizzagate, or Charlottesville instead of trying to bully a videogame player that can get multiple girlfriends while taking a decade to figure out televisions with long delays are bad for gaming.

She might be a cow in the making who knows i'll post the links to her internet accounts she might be worth investigating https://twitter.com/ChaosRealm01 https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC4n8gM97b7Df4aw6SjuB7lg https://www.twitch.tv/chaosrealm01 https://www.instagram.com/chaosrealm01/

>>329910

I was posting on the farms but then I got banned for rubbing their noses in their own feces.

>>330031

And there they are, justifying everything DSP claims about being trolled by detractors.

>>330220

I wonder how much envy plays into it. She's got the Stephanie McMahon crazy face, but looks pretty good.

>>327993

Yeah. It was something to do with Phil getting catfished and the people doing it got doxed by foxdickfarms, revealing them to be internet fraudsters who had a bunch of accounts working on some turbo autismo stunt for 8 years or something, all for a $6,000 extortion. If the numbers are right, this equates to 36¢/hr to harass some godawful twitch streamer.

Phil got banned from twitch.

>>348300

>oy vey our escort story failed let's get him banned from twitch

>>348325

he'll pay for being bad at video games

one way or another…!

He is gonna talk about why he was banned on his stream today

Some people are speculating that it was because of this

>>348300

For how long and how so?

He is gonna talk about it now twitch.tv/darksydephil

Why is this thread dead there's so much shit that happens with Phil yet this thread barley gets new posts?

>>349710

>wwhy this thread is dead reeeeeeeee fucking bad videogame players reeeeeee

Have a sage. :^)

>>361608

>>361609

>>361610

>no proof

>>364490

She's not going to smile until the check clears.

>>364490

did he seriously think anyone would believe he can score that, what was he thinking

>>366479

He says he was popular in high school, so his fans will probably believe anything he says.

>>368293

leave my taxes in unmarked bills under the culvert if you want to see Kat stream again

I know Phill's info was posted on Doxbin but does anyone know what info was posted was it just his address and phone number or was it his SSN or even his credit card number?

>>388397

DSP GOT BANNED FROM TWITCH INDEFINELY AND HAS YT STREAM ABOUT IT RIGHT NOW!

>>389935

>>258863

yep,and hes on every fucking video in the comments, he must be on yt 24/7

>>258559

>>258267

>>259109

We need a thread about him, he was not kicked by the Asian girl years ago and now he's dating a Syrian woman and raising her children?

>>390041

And raising her two children.

Dis gonna be gud.

>>390041

Jesus Christ, I unironically want to impregnate her with my 100% Nordic phenotype seed while screaming ALLAH SOURIA BASHAR OU BAS

>>390063

as long as they are raised to love Jesus Christ, nothing wrong

>>390078

syrian partisan girl is sexy

>>390137

you'd rather the kids sodomize goats like mohammad?

>>390161

He'd rather sodomize the trees like Odin.

>>390204

…this doesn't make any sense.

>>390204

Praise Odin, I will burn your churches and rape your priests christcuck.

>>390161

>>390226

Islam for real is the only hope for your race.

>>390252

Islam is a lie. Yahweh is dead. Mohammad the homo boy fucker fucks boys and is a faggot.

>>470309

are you gonna give us the sauce or what?

>>475847

The OP of the dupe didn't post the sauce, so I don't have it either.

>>470309

If you filed one or both of the reports for this post, write it here, because the reports were blank.

>>477267

send nudes

>>255130

next time check the thread you are posting in.

could the mods move this to the right thread please?

>>748489

Necrobumbing should be a crime.

Bank is foreclosing on DSP's house