ad003d No.199342 [View All]
I know you fags remember this ugly asshole, he comes up every once in a while for pulling edgy antics like dressing up as a girl and openly alienating his very few personal friends by being a dickwad.
Some guy posted his latest debacle on 4/x/ where his schizophrenic fiance (how'd he even get one kek) started texting Lowtax and his wife about them being satanists or something. Even recorded an argument between the two
Links:
https://a.tumblr.com/tumblr_o1w43x4GGX1v772mro1.mp3 (Argument between Shmorky and his schizo gf)
http://boards.4chan.org/x/thread/17311744/heres-the-mp3
(Fag who posted this on /x/ for some fucking reason)
SA (eww) thread on it:
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3762459&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1
Encyclopedia Dramatica article on him:
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Dave_Kelly
This guy's been up to nothing but kekworthy shit since 2000, don't know if it will but this latest event might turn into more hilarity. Perhaps we can julay it somehow?
Find out next time on the
Adventures into the land of Goonsquad: Behind the Diaper
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ad003d No.251431
>>251372
"Shmorky kills himself for the fourth time", it got taken down. It was backed up by KF before it went down but there really wasn't anything interesting in the video anyway. Lowtax pretty much refused to talk about Shmorky despite the title of the stream. It was basically just two hours of him and his daughter playing shitty flash games, maybe referencing Shmorky once or twice. Shmorky has been absent for about a month and with KF down it's unlikely we'll see anything substantial added here which is unfortunate because the KF thread was solid fucking gold.
The ED article is fucked and missing a bunch of info and the thread on KF died too soon. Sad.
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62b5b6 No.272946
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516975 No.272947
unfortunately probably not. he's internet smart enough to lay low. mandy has a new boyfriend and house tho
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032b43 No.272986
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b863ad No.273792
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c2806b No.275229
>>199402
Honestly, he sounds more like stingy than mickey. Not like that's any better, because now I can't fucking watch lazytown without imagining this deranged tranny as a voice actor.
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864198 No.275256
>>246228
>new era
Yeah, it's going to be an internet nursing home for autistic losers who wasted the last two decades making fun of autistic losers outside their clique.
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c2806b No.275439
>>200610
If you wanted to make this relevant, you could change "Gamergate" to "Donald Trump". Not like they'll figure it out.
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590a87 No.275457
>>275229
Why the fuck are you watching LazyTown?
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c2806b No.275461
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>275457
Not the actual show, but I did catch of the """"memes"""" people made about it.
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a6e658 No.275638
>>199342
If I didn't know any better, I would've assumed that Shmorky was a jew or at least to /pol/ standards
>Sociopathic and Cunning
>Appeals to tumblr garbage
>Likes corrupting anything pure
>Into fucking kids and scat
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5cb970 No.275722
>>275638
>Cunning
…Is that what you call it?
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6c2803 No.298158
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c6e3a1 No.298164
>>298158
Sounds interesting, but Lowtax always gives me the impression he's extremely butthurt and trying very hard to seem above it, even with lighthearted stuff like pic-related. Maybe it's just a goon thing.
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a7f327 No.298172
>>298164
>a goon is butthurt
And water is wet.
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a96332 No.298186
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
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82d5eb No.298526
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26bb5e No.303852
>>298158
Did the Metocast happen or not?
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56b835 No.303856
>>303852
No. His "voice was starting to hurt. " from the autismfest that is the skeptic Community. Sadly. Hopefully he wont forget about it completely. I hope Britbongs on his list somewhere.
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494f52 No.303867
>>298164
>>298158
>>298172
>>298186
>>303852
>>303856
>Zero no Shmorky cocks
>thread that died in July is on the front page
What the fuck
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a7f327 No.303927
>>303867
>discussion exists
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ab187c No.304000
>>303856
>Britbongs
*Krapple the fat mexican cuck
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041066 No.343700
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ff8b7a No.343722
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847213 No.348328
Is there any sort of online collection of his art & comics?
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6aabd6 No.358481
Used to follow one of his comics back in the day, heard he was a lolcow now and did some investigating… 18 months ago. Anyway, I found this. Might as well add it to the pile if nobody else has dug it up yet.
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c78cac No.359625
>>199342
Did their SomethingAwfulTV Youtube channel account get shut down?
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747640 No.359639
What the fuck is with this guy's voice?
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048329 No.359640
>>359639
Wants to be genderless. In practice, he sounds like a kiddy diddling Mickey Mouse.
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747640 No.359642
>>359640
I don't believe that, he sounds like he's got some kind of weird issue. It's like Truman Capote on helium.
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759b50 No.360562
Not worth making a separate thread about it, but what do you guys know of Onideus Mad Hatter?
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048329 No.360609
>>360562
ED page is beyond anything I ever needed to know. One of the few people who ever topped Null (and Shmorky) in patheticness.
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759b50 No.360624
>>360609
I'll be honest, degenerate diaper fag here (at least i'm not autistic and dont impose this shit on others) the dude has been shitting up threads on /abdl/ for a while. He's fucking insane. He flip flops between claiming to be a master troll and enjoying everyone hating him, and claiming that only people who followed him from ED hate him, despite his unbearable spergery.
Board owner won't ban him, he says we should just filter him, but the problem is not everyone knows to avoid him and he posts multiple times in every fucking thread
tl;dr how do i get the Chris Chan of diaper fetishists to kill himself?
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048329 No.360650
>>360624
He's a degenerate who thrives on attention. Nothing you can say or do will get him to an hero.
But, he does have a hell of a history stretching back to the 90's (like Deeker). Why not create a thread on him here?
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759b50 No.360652
>>360650
I didnt think anyone would be interested tbh. Plus fucking with him would require venturing to degenerate lands
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048329 No.360658
>>360652
Here's a lead, you big baby: He paid hundreds of shekels to be a mod on ED.
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048329 No.360660
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759b50 No.360662
>>360658
>>360660
He's going by Demon_God right now, all I could find in connection to that name was a roblox account
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59cadd No.360695
>>199342
Looks like DSP in a diaper, can't unsee it
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64c52c No.411488
Guys, I might
MIGHT
have found a current tumblr but Shmorky.
Fanart for someone's webcomic: http://bunny-bruises.tumblr.com/post/173037958624/oh-heck-its-rosie-cyelatm
Repost of glitch video - glitches and other mysterious video game behavior being a recurring theme in Shmorky's work: http://bunny-bruises.tumblr.com/post/173040139239
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64c52c No.411490
>>411488
*current tumblr by Shmorky
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5d3f66 No.412053
>>411488
I don't see anything alluding to that at all in that blog.
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156731 No.412221
Letting a pedophile groom your kids isn't normal, but when you're a goon it is. Being a goon: not even once
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f94222 No.414676
>>199342
now this is a real lolcow
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f781ce No.422711
>>411488
interesting, it's definitely his style and that does look like a tumblr he would make between the name and aesthetic and such.
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9f5f3a No.631886
>>199402
Here because I just watched the Britanni video
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ab212a No.637602
>>359625
So he's trying to get that 23 tranny?
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a016e4 No.893467
I remember reading his Purple Pussy webcomic before all this diaper tranny shit happened. I really enjoyed it as well.
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a1bf6a No.970450
>>411488
clicked on the archive and scrolled for 5 seconds and was greeted by fanmade homestar runner trans propaganda
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732623 No.970488
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