/cow/ - Lolcows

>>141710

holy fuck

>>141895

i remember back in the old days Anonymous was all about trading CP.

>>141904

Holy. Fuck. That made me cringe so hard my asshole caved in.

>>141895

Going after Scientology was truly the act of swallowing a cyanide capsule.

>>141904

I'm having the mental equivalent of eating something very salty or very bitter. This sin't your normal type of cringe.

>>141917

>>141932

What's that Ip for anyway and why will it make Anon cry?

>>141710

>A couple of guys stand around bobing their heads to annoying music, while the last jumps up and down waving his hand

That fucking intro

>>141711

Anonymous is so decentralised that they don't have any official media channels. How can they claim "only listen to the messages that agree with our operations" if anyone (say a government agency) can start a fake Anonymous operation of their own. Who's to say that the embedded video of this comment is real or fake?

>>141711

>"We don't want to be associated with your hateful antisemitism! We'll dox you and make your lives horrible to show that we're not like you. It would be aweful PR if the media thought we were racist!"

>A few days later

>"Breaking news: After a campaign of mass doxing and harassment of muslims, anonymous has proven itself to be filled with racists and islamophobes!"

>>141935

http://192-168-1.org/

>>141935

It's the default IP address for home routers. Depending on how powerful the computer running LOIC was, it was either bogging down or shutting down the Internet for everyone dumb enough to try it.

>>141904

Oh god, the milk is real.

>>141935

Someone else already answered it, but basically, the guy thought he could crack into someone's computer using the guy's default gateway (I.e. His fucking router or routed modem) rather than his ipv4/ipv6 address. Which is kind of like trying to dox someone based on their gender alone rather than their actual address (i.e. the IP address)

>>141944

Fucking harasser!

If anyone wants to get rid of this cis-sexist asshole, I'll just casually drop his dox here:

>Username: Anonymous

>Sex: Cis male

I might crosspost this to /baph/ later.

>>141944

I'm more convinced that the guy that posted the IP address was just baiting retards into giving the rest of the internet some peace and quiet for a couple minutes while they lose their shit over not being t3h 1337 h4xx0rz.

Of course, I'm usually wrong about everything, so it may very well be some tryhard that failed so miserably it caused fallout.

>>141948

It's "Anonymous". I'm going with stupid because they think wearing Guy Fawkes masks doesn't make them look like a faggot.

>>141949

The guy that said the IP address was 192.168.1.1 used a Ben Garrison signature as his profile pic on Twitter.

>>141972

So, in the 26th century, people will wear Osama bin Laden masks to symbolize their fight against oppression?

>>141982

In the middle east they already are.

>>141972

V for Vendetta helped America realize that there are far too many people that can't separate movies from real life.

>>141986

And probably Sweden to at the rate things are going

>>141946

I only watched the begining of that video, named

>How to stop #sexism in #anonymous #YesAllWomen

by

>LGBT anonymous

before attaching it, because I couldn't stand the cringe even in the begining of the video.

Now that I've watched it in its entirety, I can say that it was much worse than I expected. It's a panel with the worlds least anonymous "members" of Anonymous discussing how horrible "Tits or GTFO" and not respecting personal pronouns is, and that if the janitor doesn't ban that sort of behaviour, he should be replaced.

Remember when Anonymous was all about pulling funny shit for laughs? RIP those days…

There's a facebook page that does it, but it needs signal boosting and it really only sucks in the newest of newfags. Still, the threats of hacking the page that never come to fruition are entertaining.

https://www.facebook.com/BTY.KillingAllAnonsSince2011

>>141904

Funny how they always bitch about harassment and dox and yet here they are supporting and endorsing it.

Here's the idea: we write this skiddie tool and spread it as a "LOIC-on-steroids" app (again just to impress these retards) and we take advantage of any of the scandals these faggots create every week to get as many of them to get the app. We go on twitter and facebook and reddit all the other shitty sites they use and get them to "join the fight" by saying that we're trying to dox the [insert anyone these fags hate] but that we need help and that they can participate by just downloading this app BUT the app itself its a RAT that allows us to take control of their computer, get their shit and then use it to milk them.

Think about it: we can use that data to get some IRL names and other incriminating shit, we can even send it to the feds or some blog like breitbart which is going to have a field day with it.

I bet a lot of sjw/cows will get arrested like CWC, or at least get fired over this after their employers find what they do and/or customers complain that they hired such disgusting losers. Shit we could even get ED to host most of the data and build a public sjw registry

>>142074

Do you have a screencap? I don't think very many people here have facebook.

>>142118

I've seen this idea proposed so many times, but has anyone actually attempted it?

>>142077

Those MLP masks don't even make me mad. MLP is that litmus test to know when everything has gone off the deep end.

When they go on LGBT crusades like pic 3, you know the MLP masks are going on sale next week.

>>142118

And then someone goes to jail. No thank you. They provide enough free milk.

>>142305

But if we get some of these guys arrested, their USI and overall sense of retardation would end with them becoming obsessed with "the enemy of anonymous lejun lol" and think they're an amorphous batman or something. We could evolve these guys into the next standard of excellence for lolcow.

>>141710

you can hear it struggling to breathe in between words from being so fat

>>142342

yeah, the majority are pretty fucking stupid.

for every other one that you come across with them wearing that damn mask in their picture, you can guarantee you can get all their info in 5-10 minutes from just snooping their profiles (especially on facebook since so many of them join "anonymous" groups like dumbasses). most are just edgy 15-16 yr olds with the occasional 25+ that is autistic as hell.

>>142302

No, but someone could (and should) do that. The moment these people have their weapon of choice used against them, they'll cry for mercy.

>>141904

This really sums it up better than anything else.

>>141936

It's simple. It is, was, and will be fragmented. There's no point in consolidating it, that would be undemocratic and antithetic to the ground idea of anon. But there's a bit of chan-think left in there. The OP sort of has nothing to do with the original idea. People would shout NYPA and thread would die. Second one would be controversial as heck, because /pol/, saturating everything, would have people, serious and not serious, screaming about how the average middle-class jew is controlling everything and that they deserve hate. The last one would be laughed at and shrugged off, because anime, offensive or not, is core to chan culture, and so is freedom of speech. Anon has never been pro-censorship.

Usually, this lack of organization is what makes anonymous impotent. But the more people are into a given movement, the more likely there'll be someone competent in it.

Anon has a rep for being impotent. It's silly, because anyone can (and completely random people do) pick up the title.

I'd still love to see random idjits under the guise of anonamoos be milked.

>>142515

>two anti-GamerGate sides which hate each other.

God I remember when that happend. That was Laurelai and CommanderX trying to rope a bunch of fools into doing skiddy shit for them.

You can view without a profile m8

>>142569

THIS WAS FOR

>>142199

>>142569

Weird. I switched browser and now it works.

>>142016

>LGBT anonymous

They make me ashamed to be gay.

>>142352

If you want it done you should do it yourself. There's too many "idea guys" and not enough doers hear days.

https://www.facebook.com/ArmyAnonymous?_fb_noscript=1

How did something made from 4chan nine years ago turn into this?

>>143344

I am amused and enjoy it.

They released this video apparently for "Operation Stormfront", their attack on 8chan and Stormfront

>>143348

>stormfront users doing anything ever

source?

>>143312

well the second pic has the red V so I think that may be just an Alan Moore fan.

the worst part of all this is that a really good graphic novel will be remembered by history as "The 4chan Man comic"

>>142196

I see at least one other /cow/boy likes Sseth.

>>143356

This is against stormfront users you dumbass

>implying leftards can even write 2 lines of code without a syntax error

>>143348

>8chan has the manpower to harass thousands DAILY

>based on ethnicity

After narrowing it down to ethnicity only, excluding harassing people for being lolcow idiots regardless of race, & excluding the SJW definition of harassment which includes polite disagreement & retweets, that cuts it down so much that it is simply impossible that thousands per day could be "harassed".

All things considered it's another improbable SJW narrative that must rely solely on redefinitions & guilt by associations asserting connections that don't exist.

If I had to guess it's goons. Either paid or doing it for free. It fits the M.O. & the tactics of "muh cause" / "teech dem a lessin" faggots who usually have to resort to lying to get otherwise lazy/harmless idiots to believe their opposition is such an insidious strawman that doxing, harassing & getting them fired is for some "gr8er gud". Whereas /cow/ takes the original non-cancer Anonymous approach & just fucks with people for laughs; essentially the way it's meant to be before these triggered leftist milkbags started doing it based on their precious hurt feels.

>>143199

Really funny stuff on that page. Apparently http://anonhq.com is one of their websites.

Look at this, for example:

http://anonhq.com/footage-obtained-isis-executions-shot-in-studio/

It's about how ISIS beheadings are filmed in secret studios. The "leaked video" attached supposedly proves it.

Look at that video. It's too stable to be a mobile camera. Why the fuck would anyoune be stupid enough to place a camera 10 meters behind the other cameras, recording the secret conspiracy?

Not to mention that the people in the video are so far away that you can't make out any of the faces, completely defeating its purpose.

And to whom was this video leaked? To Press TV — Iran's government owned english news channel. Not suspicious at all (and who the hell only leaks a video to one news channel anyways, even if we discount which one they picked). Some real solid detective work there, Anonymous.

Also, apparently you have to give your name and e-mail address to comment!!! Surely this movement is the incarnation of the values of 4chan and anonymity on the internet!

>>143218

Are 0 and 2 also from Anonymous?

>>143374

>>143348

This looks pretty fake. It's only a small circle of accounts using the hashtag, none of which are the big Ahninnymouse accounts with a large following.

Also the fact that they've thrown 8chan/pol/ but not 4chan/pol/ in makes it look like they're targeting 8/pol/ specifically, which honestly looks more like a chan prank than a real Anunymoose operation

>>143373

i meant i wanted source on stormfronters actually killing people

>>143480

That vid was posted on /pol/ a week or so ago. I believe it was out before it got posted there.

>>143537

I used to love /pol/. It was what got me interested in 4chan to begin with.

I didn't go to 8/pol/ for a couple of months (and I still never go to 4/pol/), and when I return the place has degenerated to copmlete crap. Did they really buy the video in >>143480? It's such an obviouslחy staged staging.

>>143555

Im pretty sure they thought it was propaganda. I didnt really read the thread

>>143481

All from Anonmouse's farcebook.

>>143520

brevik was a member

but he got banned after 5 posts for being too extreme for stormfront

i guess that's how they padded the #'s

>>143654

These aren't anons brah. These are people from various social media sites who jumped on the post-chanology guy fawkes mask wearing internet activism bandwagon.

>>143659

Anonymous hasn't been relevant after 2012, and I'm being very generous here.

>>142304

>that webm

>'Latina' tv channel

>''El Especial del Humor (i guess)

Peruvian here, didn't expect to find this shit on /cow/ of all places.

>>143676 meant for >>142342

>>142342

lol that's fucking hilarious

sauce?

>>143782

>accounts

>search engine bots

Fuck it. We should use these stupid motherfuckers as a shield for our shenanigans. They use just enough anonymity to be amply grabbed from behind, hoisted up, and forcefully rammed into any road block that crops up.

>>143782

>there's so much wrong with the Canadian government

True, but not in the way this "anon" is probably intending.

>>143487

>chan prank

>not cuckchan mods being desperate

>>143646

Afaik breivik couldn't get the support of nazis because he was pro-israel

He wasn't even racist per se but really fucking anti-kebab

Ironically had he converted to shekelism and moved to israel he could kill all the kebab he wanted and become a national hero

/pol/ is having a raid on anonymous on twatter.

I think it has great milking potential.

I found this. I don't know what it's about, but these people don't either, so that's okay.

>>141946

What's the sauce on that talk?

>>141904

I tried skimming through these accounts on twitter, but they shit his pants and do nothing but autistically retweet each other and news outlets. They're obsessing over the cop in Cincinnati that killed the black dude.

I bet that anonymous as it is today would not condone attacking scientology, they would call it bigoted or some shit. Shows have far they are removed from their roots

>>144219

There is a lot of overlap between modern "anonymous" and SJW culture.

Since scientology is mainly a white religion, they would be against it. Though not because of their controversial policies.

>>144223

isnt will smith a part of scientology?

But seriously, it is painful seeing what anoynmous has become. I remember last year in college some ugly dyke wore some t-shirt with the gay fox mask on it. I bet that they have an official website or something that could easily be infiltrated.

>>144228

Will Smith is a race traitor who has internalized white supremacy, which is why he joined the white man's religion and is successful in a field outside of basketball or rap music. Check your privilege shitlord :^)

>>144231

>Implying you can be a race traitor when race doesn't exist

so many pissb abies today sigh

>>144255

Stop tone policing other people. It triggers me.

>>144228

That's funny, I hope that dyke knows that the party van wiki listed them up as top targets.

http://insurg.in/index.php?title=Feminazis

In other words if isn't on the party van wiki then it isn't anonymous.

I still can't believe these guys are still around. I know that they go after anyone that can be perceived as thin skinned and it looks like the sjw/feminist crowd is just to tempting a target. Or maybe they don't like slacktivst pretending to be them and once a target has been declared nothing is off limits.

>>144228

>I bet that they have an official website or something that could easily be infiltrated.

>>144284

>In other words if isn't on the party van wiki then it isn't anonymous.

hey /cow/boys you in on /pol/s raid on the anonmoose fags tags?

http://8ch.net/pol/res/2771032.html

https://twitter.com/Aevalillith/status/626639552984297472

>>143348

I would've gone for OpWeenieHutjr's, personally.

>>144875

Omaho faggot who didn't eat the fucking sandwich or the toilet thing either was proved fake years ago.

>>144875

>>144877

The German post is also fake. They did that in Germany too with a fake screenshot of a supposed announcement on the German image board Krautchan. Lulz were had when a politician was reading the message out on tv on a press conference. "el oh el, which means I am laughing really hard now."

>>143190

4chan man deluxe gets me every time

>>142200

>fucking cargo shorts

I live in a fucking hot place where you have to wear shorts 2/3s of the year or risk getting a heatstroke so I can't say I'm not angry at these spergs ruining cargo shorts for everybody else. Its a meme now, every drawing of these fuckers its fedora+cargo shorts. Now I have to use a backpack to carry the shit I could put in my pockets which means an extra layer of cloth on my back, in this fucking weather

because those people come here

>>143846

I found it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PN8O5Ren534

My cousin literally plays LoL, wears cargo shorts, and has four fedoras in his closet.

At least he isn't an an0n.

That shit is embarrassing.

Is there a specific time and place where this all went to shit?

Like a timeline or a 4chan archive?

>>145956

2007/2008: Chanology

>>146014

Pretty much.

The scientology raid (circa 2007) started out as any other raid. Prank calling the orgs (churches), sending black faxes and DDOSing their websites. The whole thing happened purely due to scientologists getting upset and trying to censor that one leaked Tom Cruise video where he's speaking complete nonsense and laughing like a maniac.

Then a group of genuine activists, many of whom were ex-scientologists, recruited anons to try to turn this into a genuine protest movement. After the embarrassing IRL protests, the co-opted anons then broke away from the chans and started an online slacktivist community, recruiting people on social media to be le ebic legi0ns on steroids xD. Now they are once again getting co-opted, this time by SJWs.

>>142322

so you're saying we should domesticate a herd a lolcattle?

>>146193

I think most of the faggotry with the whole chanology thing came from SA I was a lurker on GBS at the time it seemed like they were always the main force behind planning the IRL protests in the big megathread.

>>146193

Do you think the coopted anons realize now what's happening?

>>146193

old /xenu/ lurker here

Pretty much what this anon said.

Basically, the scilons wanted to get a leaked Tom Cruise video banned from the internet but the Streisand effect happened. Then churches were getting trolled online with black faxes and prank calls and then it went to IRL protesting. While it was fun in the beginning, oldfags left one by one and moralfags came in and took over. While some people protested for the lulz, some other people were in for the moral side of it like some sort of primitive SJW movement. Then, I guess the movement died due to lack of interest. While some people like the Angry Gay Pope still make videos where he keeps trolling the scilons and is sometimes arguably funny like shouting like an autist in an org, the movement is pretty much dead. I was in it circe 2009-2010 ish. The local cell where I'm from died due to e-drama and slacktivism. The final nail in the coffin was when a by-law was passed forbidding any sort of masked protest.

>>146506

A lot of those anons struck me as SJW-esque themselves, so doubtful, or they even welcome it.

>>146506

I think most of the lejunfags now are high school kids who learned about it on twitter or tumblr and have never actually browsed a chan board.

There was a massive recruitment campaign for Chanology, anons reached out to SA, reddit, YTMND, newgrounds, social media, etc. spreading the "You too can be anonymous!" propaganda. From that time on, anonymous was no longer strictly a *chan thing.

Like >>146768 said, Chanology died years ago and I imagine most of the original anons have moved on since then. The ones who remain have probably been impressionable faggots from the beginning.

>>147326

/xenu/ oldfag again

When I joined, I was a complete stranger. I joined because the most socially awkward guy I ever knew from high school told me about some online movement trolling scientology and introduced me to 4chan. I decided to get into chanology because I was curious of what the thing was. This is the first occurance of lulz I had. What I thought at first was shocking and provocative because hilarious like someone humping the glass door of the local org or a guy faking a blowjob to a jesus statue wearing the guy fawkes mask with another high fived him for a picture. There was a dyke anon who randomly gave her panties to the nigra of the group. We had an asian loli in the group. We had another who posted her tits on the local forum we had because do it faggot. We had a guy in ghillie suit and gas mask roaming about handing pamphlets during raids. You know, shit like that where nobody ever took the thing seriously. It was for the lulz.

Look at today. We have a bunch of SJW morons being noonymous cause it's cool and edgy and maymays are trendy. HURR DURR INJUSTICES IS BAD M'KAY? WE CAN CHANGE THE WORLD CAUSE WE ARE LEEGUN.

This is fucking sad to see. Not because of a secret treehouse mentality but what the lulz were were replaced with bleeding hearts SJWs and sanitized for morals. I used to be called the internet hate machine for a reason. People didn't give a fuck. All the oldfags went on their merry way since the lulz started dissipating into nothingness.

Even the anons in New York who were far more vulgar than a lot of cells I seen and did it for the lulz disappeared with time. See video embed. Their shit was hilarious. I guess due to lack of interest and life getting in the way, the thing died a slow death. It was fun while it lasted. Wish it would come back though.

>>145956

>>146014

July 2007 right after the Subeta war. It was pretty much like the other Anons said. I for one saw the cancer immediately. It was the Hal Turner IRL protests all over again. So fucked off to another Image Board I had learned about in the Subeta raid channel.

After a few years the Moralfags became more gay than they were before Chanology. The biggest irony in this thing is that the Gay Fucks masks were associated with the Epic Fail Guy at the beginning.

>>149148

This is what cooption looks like. They suck the fun out of everything. I hope you now understand why you should shut leftoids up immediately. You can't trust them.

I had the original fun from the safety of my home. Terrorizing Subeta was a magical experience. I can understand why you want it back.

We are legion.

We are legion.

If anyone hasn't followed, /pol/ has had some fun going out on Twitter as Anonazis that feel we must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children.

They sperg out about it, but it seemed to get some people relating Anons to neo-Nazis so it all worked out well in the end.

>>141710

Well it's kinda in the name.

It's hard to milk a cow you don't know the identity of.

>>141935

Your own router. And odds are these analmoose faggots were using ISP-provided routers so I wouldn't be too surprised if their ISP was calling them asking them WTF they were doing to their routers and possibly terminating service. Must've been a very awkward conversation.

>>155588

Are you joking? Legionfags usually drop unsubtle hints that they're part of that shit in stuff like facebook and twitter while using their actual names

>>154840

rajewt? don't you mean racist?

So they're socjus commies?

>>154840

Their constitution is fucking gold! Some excerpts:

>National cryptocurrency

>Transparency websites for all three branches of government

>Free food, healthcare, housing, clothing, and University education for everyone

>Any debts incurred by acquiring the aforementioned necessities from before the new constitution will be nullified

>Anyone can move to America, but they have to carry a Gattaca-esque "Genetic identification card" until they gain citizenship

>There will only be one law enforcement agency

>No right to bear arms (except for sport)

>You have the right to privacy unless we say you don't

>Kids will have to take a class about crime and punishment

>Constitutionally protected right to pursuit of happiness

>You must be 21 to vote

>You cannot make any amendment to change people's rights to vote (Does it even count as the constitution if parts of it are amendment-proof?)

>You will vote electronically (because that always works well)

>You will have your genetic information scanned when you vote

>You can annul the constitution if a majority of people vote for "Anonymous" during a general election

>Ends with a fedora-tipping line about "the true god of our humanity"

>>158342

>No right to bear arms (except for sport)

And don't forget that sport usage of firearms has to be supervised by government-sanctioned armories.

>>141972

Blame Alan Moore

I don't know if /cow/ has seen this yet. I assume it's just ebin bullshit trulling from /ints/ or someone.

>In a video published this afternoon a high ranking official from the celebrated social activist group “Anonymous” declared open internet warfare on the notorious image board 8channel.

https://archive.is/akFjK

or

https://medium.com/@AnonymousOpSec/hacker-group-anonymous-declares-war-on-notorious-hate-website-6ff756dbf6b9

I imagine there is only so much julay we can make.

>>143782

I'm gonna make a fake AOL bot account and fuck with them.

>>146768

And after chanology there was the co-opt for 2009 iran rigged election and the arab spring int crap.

>>172290

I blame the shitty hollywood adaptation.

Moore is a faggot, but holy shit they butchered that book.

>>172315

>medium

Only libtard hacks that can't even make it to huffpo write there

Ex twatter founders made that site after they saw the writing in the wall and jumped ship but despite all the design shit of the site they had to resort to outright paying half-decent assholes to write there

Now the site its crawling with bottom of the barrel faggots like these

>>144875

>only one was proven

>"omg killed more people than nazis"

you are either from tumblr or a troll

>>144875

Implying that random people on an imageboard are responsible for a crazy person's actions.

>>143348

The whole # seem pretty fishy to be honest.

>>175593

Not gonna lie, that third pic is pretty awesome

>>144875

>The first pic

He didn't kill anyone, it isn't that hard to get body parts if you are a courier.

>>144875

So what's with edgy ugly teens from /b/ thinking they are cool for killing themselves?

It's sad these poor kids get wrapped up in this cringefest.

>>144910

Video Related. The post was so fake and gay, that it wasn't even in Krautchan's database.

>>145552

I have never understand this behavior. Why is your brother doing that?

>>176011

>Video Related.

Could you please translate it or give a summary? I don't speak Nazi.

>>176048

>On Wednesday evening the father of a 17 year old from Bavaria notified the police and reported about a internet chat that his son would have had in the night before. After the media reports about this incident the son told his father afterwards and according to that, in the night from Tuesday to Wednesday about 2:45, shortly before the fact-act, the following entry was posted on the chat room of a internet portal. I quote from this entry:

>Fuck, Anon, I've had enough! I am sick of that dissolute life style. Its always the same: Everyone is making fun of me, no one recognizes my potential. I am serious, Anon! I have guns here and tomorrow morning, I will go to my former school and..on hero….uhh… an hero like a real champ.Maybe I get away with it. Keep your ears open, Anons, you will hear from me tomorrow. Just remember the name of the town Winnenden. And no reports to the police now! Don't worry, I am just trolling!

>The tipster's son had not taken this announcement seriously and answered it with the internet acronym TOL uhh… LOL, what means […] so in German pretty much I am cracking up.

>>176062

Thanks!

>>158281

Half the people who boast about being anonymous, magically assume they are ebin 1337 haxors; when in reality they are just some very angry young kids who are suggestible to brand new ideologies they just found.

I hope this theoretical conversation is a wake up call that some of them aren't really the kind of anonymous they were hoping for.

>on Half /b/

>Lejun posts in loli thread

>they screenshotted their desktop

>Internet explorer

>downies

>Male feminism

Lejun confirmed for male feminist bronies

>>178196

I meant to say downies, not downies

>>178197

Oh shit it's a word filter

You may live in your parent's basement, but you will never be these faggots .

>>145010

Cargo shorts are useful for boats.

>>178263

Good Lord! This guy is the unhappiest leftoid looking, pencil bodied obvious weakling I have seen in this thread so far.

>>158389

Holy fucking shit, they're nuts:

>Section 5 – Right to Bear Arms

>Authorization to Bear Arms. No person shall have the right to bear arms except those authorized by law to do so under Section 4 of this Article. The right to bear arms shall be strictly prohibited, except as authorized by Congress.

>Arms for Sport and Entertainment. The people shall have the right to bear arms for sport or entertainment exclusively under the supervision of Armories and Weapon Facilities as determined and established by Congress.

>Manufacture and Distribution of Weapons. It shall be strictly prohibited for any person or entity to manufacture or distribute any weapon or any of its ammunition, of any kind, except as authorized by Congress for the sake of law enforcement, for the sake of the Military, or for the sake of personal sport as authorized by Congress.

>Possession of Weapons and Ammunition and Related Punishments. The possession of any weapon or ammunition by any person in violation of this Article shall be a first-degree felony offense and punished by imprisonment for six months on that person’s first offense, one year on the second offense, and then an additional one year of imprisonment for each new offense thereafter. A person who commits a crime with any arm, of any kind, shall be required to serve a period 50% longer than the sentence requirements of the original crime.

>Weapons Importation. The importation of any weapon into the Republic without Congressional approval shall be considered an act of war or treason against the people of the Republic by the person or entity that initiated or performed the act.

>>178580

>Gun control makes them insane.

>>>/pol/

>>178585

>Free food, because food grows in trees

holy shit

>>>/pol/

>>178586

Are you seriously fucking saying that the entire population could live just off wild apples or other shit that actually grows in free range trees?

Have you ever been to a farm dipshit? you think they just go around picking food? do you think vegetables and fruit just grow on its own for free with no need for fertilizers, insecticide, or water? what about the cost to transport this shit, or you think the apples just roll to the supermarket fat fuck?

Don't call me a poltard just because I point out the obvious flaws in your pseudoreligious bullshit

>>178586

Gun control is retarded and would never work in the U.S as anything but a powergrab. Hopefully you learn this before you're old enough to vote.

>>178587

>Are you seriously fucking saying that the entire population could live just off wild apples or other shit that actually grows in free range trees?

Social service exist specifically to give the starving the ability feed themselves. It has been shown for decades that the more money pumped into the lowest classes of society, the more active, healthy, and stimulated the economy becomes. I doubt they mean just have people eat free range fruit.

also

>pseudoreligious

muh cultural marxism!!! they deleted muh wikipedia article!! wikipedia SJW!!!!!

>>>/pol/

>>178588

tfw voting for Sanders :^)

>>>/pol/

>>178591

Nice argument you got there, kiddo.

>>178593

Of course. There is an army of underpaid immigrant laborers in the south-central states who are paid below minimum wage for the process of planting and harvesting unripened fruits in government-subsidized fields. Then, these immigrants pack up the food in containers produced in China into a cargo vehicle made in Japan. The fruits ripen while in transit to a facility that also employs Mexican labor for below minimum wage that process and wax the apples in a carcinogenic chemical produced in China with no real benefit other than to imitate healthier, shinier fruit. Then, these fruit are put back on another mass transit vehicle fueled with gasoline produced from crude harvested in the Middle East by Government contractors like Haliburton.

Finally! Our All-American produce end up on the shelves stocked by All-American workers who are paid less than a living wage for less than full time work with no benefits or promotion opportunities, many of whom probably have health conditions induced by consuming toxic, unregulated goods that they cannot treat because they cannot afford it. The fruits continue to ripen while on the shelf for days or even weeks with artificial longevity created by years of genetic tampering before ending up in your cart (produced in China) and checked out (on a cashier system written in India) by another below-minimum-wage employee so that you! can enjoy it for only a dollar each.

And of course, the agricultural industry is paid incentives for growing in America and only need to pay a small portion of that back in taxes. Taxes which won't go towards feeding the poor because that's communism and they just need to get a fucking job.

>>178598

This is spot on. Remember to vote Sanders in 2016.

>>178598

>no fucking mention of organic bullshit like whole foods

Butthurt libtard detected

>>180675

Whole foods pays pretty well. What's your problem with them? Butthurt conservacuck detected.

Back by popular demand. The reports keep coming but they'll always be back for more.

https://www.facebook.com/Kill-All-Anonymous-858058427576385/

>>180678

What a corporate shill faggot you are, they throw away perfectly good food, pay only barely better than shitboxes like walmart and are planning to fire 1/3 of all employees

Stop trying to convince yourself this wannabe anarchism shit is worthless, you're a fucking joke, better work on your own fucking problems than force your faggotry on the rest of the world shithead

Meanwhile, in Seattle…

Some spergs did a "million-mask march"

Half og then had theirs off

There were like only 35 people

The cops outnumbered them.

>November 5th is the day when soft atheist faggots who don't know history protest their cushy lives by wearing the mask of a catholic religious terrorist

>>141932

Military Niles. Thats amazing!

>>178585

>>Free food, because food grows in trees

But food DOES grow on trees. Look at apples and oranges, which can actually be compared in this context.

>>181121

Do you people willfully ignore the fact that apple and orange trees must be tended by a farm and its hands to be able to reliably feed any civilization that is as or more advanced than ancient Mesopotamia, or do you genuinely not understand this?

>>154840

>No District or State shall possess sovereignty or legislative powers outside of those granted by the people of the Republic in this Constitution

anon confirmed terrorists.

>>180675

Pretty sure they're statistically insignificant and catering to a rapidly shrinking segment of society

>>181189

>do you genuinely not understand this?

Of course they don't anon, haven't you seen the zeitgeist spergs?

>muh robots that work for me

>muh no-money economy

>muh infinite resources

Of course they never talk about how they are going to build those robots that will enable an economy with no need for money and where everything is magically build from nothingness so we don't need to seed/harvest/mine/pick anything anymore because you can 3Dprint your car and your dinner out of thin air

>>181200

No buddy, greenwashing shit like whole foods its just starting, it used to be a hipster shit but now its the new starbucks and they are putting new ones everywhere

>>180675

>>181198

That actually sounds more like how a dictatorship or an autocratic monarchy works

>>154840

>Also there were a few mentions of implying the current U.S. constitution is "racist"

Considering how these guys are far-left extremists that don't have the stones to actually do the killing themselves, it's not even remotely difficult they believe this shit. There was a guy that claimed that the constitution should be hidden away and a politically correct version should be the one on display.

>>181406

>Ben "If it's a cracker, smack 'er" Garrison

someone will probably fall for this bait

https://twitter.com/wikileaks/status/666032720200474624

Wikileaks and a Anonymous twitter account having a little banter.

>Anonymous ‏@YourAnonCentral 21h21 hours ago

>No we are just sitting down anti-refugee racist

>>180804

There was apparently a "million mask march" on 11/5. I had fun calling them progressive pussies and ruining half their arguments.

http://www.foxnews.com/tech/2015/11/16/anonymous-declares-war-on-isis-vows-cyberattacks.html

http://www.techinsider.io/anonymous-declares-war-on-isis-2015-11

Anonymous Leejun has declared war on ISIS and got rid of some their twitter accounts.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3326912/ISIS-dismiss-Anonymous-hackers-idiots-threatening-shut-Twitter-accounts-just-open-new-ones.html

And ISIS explains how stupid Anonymous is because they actually believe this is enough to take down ISIS.

>>184323

yea i saw this shit what are they gonna do ddos them till there moms see the credit card bill and ground them from facebook

>>184323

The entire comment section seems to fawn over anonymous. If you want to see some sperging, click "worst rated" and watch the replies by butthurt anonymous fanboys.

>>185464

I think gonna dox terrorist and send mail bombs to their sand huts

>>144875

>4chan has probably killed more people than Stormfront.

>>>/jidfhq/

>>181406

>being this much of a newfag (Allan Nickolasson)

https://vimeo.com/110147076

Skip to about 3:30

>>185526

Wouldn't surprise me if only because Stormfront seems pretty pathetic.

Aside from that church shooting a while back, I hear neonazis mostly just kill each other.

>>186134

Shit, the tweet is gone. You should have archived it. Are you sure it's a dosbox, your pick is clearly a linux/unix terminal.

Look at that terminal. His prompt is clearly a bash/zsh/… prompt — logged in as root (see the root@… and the #)! How retarded do you have to be to be logged in as root when accessing another computer? root has full access to the system, so it's stupid to log in as root unless you actually need it — if you have root access it's possible to fuck up and install viruses or make global changes to the system. If the FBI gains access to his terminal they will be able to change all his passwords without any problem at all (as will anyone who happens to go by his computer while he's taking a five minute bathroom brake), and if they send him a virus it will be installed globaly and impossible to be certain that you've uninstalled it.

Speaking of passwords, I checked the Arch Wiki, and the second and third sentences on its page about telnet is

>Telnet is not secure and is mainly used to connect to legacy equipment nowadays. Telnet traffic is easily sniffed for passwords and connections should never be made over any untrusted network including the Internet unless encrypted with SSH or tunneled though a VPN.

>>185528

It was a joke. I pretended to be a member of Anonymous and to give out my name to parody the retards that get Anonymous tatoos and claim to be members on their facebook pages.

Destruction Project

KKK METHOD

I think a lot of people will have ideas for how to destroy or troll the leejun, so we should do individual threads for each method. Here's my KKK plan, reposted:

We use the fawkesfag mask and just poison it completely. Chanology morons turned the joke of failure into a symbol but it isn't theirs and they can't keep it anymore. We will destroy it and retire it like a tattered flag that is burnt and buried.

I am writing a Protocols of the Elders of Zion type document, with forged posts on just after chanology/b/, emails, and chat logs. It details a group of anons being annoyed with all the wannabe leejunfags and worried about Feds after lulzsec was v&.

The oldfags decide to splinter apart for safety and form "anon ops" groups who communicate by normie media, Twitter, Facebook, etc. they plan to impress noobs with simple parlor tricks of ddos and googling a person (aka doxing). Leading the foolish recruits in circles with pointless "operations" that accomplish nothing, getting naive groupy pussy from IRL meetups & protests, and recruiting lots of racists and Internet hate groups into the 'anonymous' collective on the sly. Launching protests for black criminals so the niggers burn their own cities. Publishing false lists of KKK members while protecting the real ones. Then after a long time, but at most one decade, enough normie hanger-ons have attached the symbol to themselves and the oldfags will start to remind the world of what anonymous truly stands for- and completely ruin the lives of every fucking Chad and Erica who "joined anonymous".

A long troll game. Possibly the greatest ever.

They will have to admit they are posers and easily tricked or try to prove they aren't one of the secret neo nazis. I'd rather make the general public think they are 99% nazi though.

We can destroy Anonymous. We will destroy Anonymous. We MUST destroy Anonymous.

We will turn it into a thing they are afraid to show. Chad will delete his pictures of going to protests with a sloppy tie and fawkesfag mask. Joe will have his legionfag tattoo covered up. Cindy will 'unfollow' all the operation anonmoose shit twitter accounts. We will turn it into the social poison it needs to be.

THE FACE OF FAWKES IS THE FACE OF THE NEW KKK

I hate to shill, but I thought this was ontopic and some of you may find this interesting.

Me and a few of my buds are making a fairly big list of doxes of people claiming to be Nonimoose lejun. If any of you would like to help with this little "project", if you will, all you need to do is give us a dox or some info on people claiming to be a part of Anonymous.

I'd suggest putting the doxes here, but seeing as I've already created a thread on Baphomet and I don't really want to highjack the thread, just put them in the thread I made on Baphomet

http://8ch.net/baphomet/res/104682.html

There's already some guys from /pol/ there doxing the OpTrump skids, if any of you are interested.

>>187116

Saw the pol thread, seems that for once those lazyniggersfaggots did lift their asses to do something

Good luck with the leleejun, I'll add to the baph thread what I can find

> We are Anonymous.

> We are Legion.

> We do not Forgive.

> We do not Forget.

> EXPECT US!

>>141902

Those people still exist but they have disenfranchised the "Anonymous" name completely.

>>187032

This is good, we need fagbloggers and drawfags up on this shit.

>>141904

>"Anonymous is our last hope for free speech"

>"You need to stop people like this from being able to give out their opinions"

good news guys anonymous is making there own political party.

>>215424

http://www.humanityparty.com/index.html

>>215424

What the fuck is that suit? it looks like some kind of gay anime

>>215592

may as well be

>>215592

Of course he's wearing some gay bodysuit from some anime. He's seems the sort of person that will unironically bitch about how unfair it is that the dang dirty Chads bang all the hot women leaving nice guys like him with none. In reality, it's all his fault and unless he starts changing fast, the closest he'll ever get to fingering a girl is his occasional paint touch-ups on his GF13-017NJ Gunpla.

>>215424

The fuck is that symbol in his chest?

A vagina?

>>146014

>>149163

I still find it really surreal how everyone agrees the internet went to hell in the 2007-2008 era.

>>216037

That was when the first generation of kids raised completely by the internet appeared.

Also tumblr.

>>215809

Not really, the shape is all messed up. Stop seeing Stars of David in every hexagram.

It looks more like a crappy mashup between an A and a V, probably meaning Anarchy and Vendetta (or V for Vendetta) respectively.

>>186376

That would require remote code execution, which the client *ought* protect against. We're talking comp-sci theory papers levels of skill involved. Sure, it's a bad idea, but this kid isn't even going to do anything.

>>216037

>>216373

It's also when Facebook and social media in general started to pick up steam, thus flooding the Internet with normies.

Nothing changes then.

>>215619

Probably the symbol of some crappy band like the dead Kennedy's or Blue Oyster Cult.

>>216803

>Dead Kennedys

>crappy

>>216814

Not recognizing bait.

> We are Anonymous.

> We are Legion.

> We do not Forgive.

> We do not Forget.

> EXPECT US!

>>215424

>This video is private

Does anyone have a backup?

>>258076

I've been expecting you for 13 years now. It's about time you actually show up.

congrats

>reading this thread

pre-IBS /cow/ was best /cow/

>>430455

nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger

>>430291

>Gang Weed

Have they finally lost it now.

>>430478

>>430507

Take your meds trannies!

>>141936

>>141937

>>141944

>>158281

>spoonfeeding retards

>not even embarrassed to be doing that

kys faggots.

>starts out decentralized

>ends up controlled by kikes

Like every other movement

>>430762

I love Sucy!

>>430780

>>430762

The droopy eyes she has is probably the #1 thing I'm attracted to. Not tits. Not ass. Droopy eyes are the god tier fetish of all time, especially when dark eye shadow is applied.

>>430784

Who doesn't like bedroom eyes?

>>430790

It's more intense in my case, most women just don't have that perfect drooping eye look even if they use makeup. Same as the fact that my #2 fetish is a woman's smile. To me, a cute smile counts for more than 2 cup sizes of boobs. You try telling that to someone, and they'll claim you're gay(even though that makes no sense).

>>430802

It's more about the fact that you care more about a woman's facial features than "muh tits, muh ass" that seems to make people go "das gay, man". Not to mention the deluge of insults you are usually met with if you dare to mention that personality is more important than looks in your opinion.

>>430834

Addition: I think Sucy also has pretty much a perfect personality, if that means anything. She's pretty much perfect in every way.

>>430834

The face is a genetic indicator in the brain. If a girl has a nice face, you wan't to breed with her. If you are addicted to body features like the ass or tits, you are basically a nigger.

>>141895

Every fucking time. Kek.

For anyone wondering, I am pretty sure the political party video here >>215424 was this one

>>145010

I still wear cargo pants they are just too useful to give up.

>>141904

Why would DoSing yourself be that bad? Wouldn't it be somewhat self-limiting?

>DoS coming from your own connection

>connection interrupted by DoS

>no longer getting DoS'd

Are these people just retarded?

>>637609

The router isn't the one sending packets, anon.

>>637609

If they were using LOIC at the time however…

IP login tutorials at https://192-168-i-i.com/ my website will you more

>>141710

drink bleach and shoot yourself in the mouth, you fucking failed abortion