/cow/ - Lolcows

neglecting his child, making personal attacks on his ex GFs in his vlogs and shilling his shitty novel

he's also a feminazi.That damn twitter quote of his…

he appears with his garbage videos in the related videos CONSTANTLY. Fuck I despite this cunt. Not even aware of his bull backstory. He's just such a punchable piece of shit. Just his videos alone justify the hate

>>126806

His femninazi videos make me rage. Especially the ones about if you're a woman who isn't a feminist you're a stupid bitch etc etc like…wtf.

Also his railing about women's rights but continuously being a slimy fucker who fucks teenaged girls, coerced his baby mama into having pity sex, going on to his preteen fans that condoms are uncomfortable and men shouldn't have to wear them.

This dude…real piece of work. Also his book is fucking awful.

All I know about this guy is that he definirely killed his tortoise.

>>127740

I swear, plebs is to 2015 what cucks was to 2014.

SO CUUUTE

>>127747

Pls, plebs is so 2013.

onision is a character

>>127796

>8 to 14 hours to edit five minute vlog bullshit

>"beautiful Shiloh"

>the obvious fakeness of the video with the Camera set up

/pt/ determined Grog is a psychopath or sociopath or whatever based off of his crazy eyes.

>>127740

HOLY FUCK THAT COMMENT

>someone needs to school modern fuccbois on what the term 'racism' actually entails

>HURR DURR UR RAYSIS

does he have no self awareness?

>>134754

Op here

I feel hes done that to a lot of kids.

Especially the vegan ones

>>127740

So, he's declaring himself a racist then? Onision exclusively dates younger white girls. His first wife, Shiloh, the girl in Texas he cheated on Shiloh with, and his current wife are all younger white girls.

You have a racial preference in who you date, Onision.

He's renown for dating 15-17year old girls. His current relationship with Lamo has gone southward as she's milking him financially. I believe they sleep at separate accommodation regardless of having a child. I assume this is because of his "work" schedule with video editing… though with Shiloh he'd changed sleeping patterns. kek.

Regardless. He's a cheater, is currently let his wife fuck around with girls whilst he's cucked, and is still deeply in love with Shiloh.

Has any one even mentioned his god awful "book" yet? Stones to abbigail?

Also, youtube Dontstandsoclosetome for a good few summary videos to how much of a fuck bunch him and lamo are.

>>134887

I almost forgot to mention that he raped a chick too and blamed her for the rape by saying something along the lines of "she'd slept with 20 people before any way" lol

>>127740

>Having racial preferences in who you date is racist

So does that mean that all gay men are sexist?

>>134888

Well, I kind of see his point there.

Still, you shouldn't rape people. It's mean. Golden rule, people.

>>134887

Here's an Onion update of the past few months for everyone interested:

>His wife Taylor is now claiming to be bi again after years of denial, Greg is letting her mess around with girls so she can figure out her sexuality

>Greg wrote a book about an ex girlfriend, "Stones to Abbigale", it's a shit book romanticizing a co-dependent relationship, includes themes of abuse, sex, murder, etc (watch Gines' read-through its fucking hilarious)

>Greg continues to go on tirades over male circumcision, meat eaters, racism, etc. same old, same old.

>Greg tried to call out people who follow Chris Brown, specifically Ronnie Radke, saying anyone who followed him on twitter meant they support domestic abuse (pot meet kettle)

>And lastly, Taylor is now claiming she is genderfluid/genderqueer because she got a haircut and feels totes masculine now and is hopping on the Ruby Rose bandwagon.

I think that's about it. He's been complaining about not having AC lately, so people are close to calling CPS on him lmao. Dude also has two houses so who knows.

>>134887

Stones to Abbigale is fucking hilarious. A must read 9/11 thumbs up.

You mean edgy pseudo-intelligent-sion?

>>135085

I assume he's hoping he can wrangle that into a threesome.

This entire man's career is built on manufacturing drama. You can not get milk from him because he uses every situation to his gain. He is the best at it there is, frankly if you fall for his drama baiting you're an amateur here.

>>127822

What about peasants?

>>153532

It would still be pretty funny to see him react to getting raided by 8chan. Just imagine him getting fucked up and not being able to do anything about it.

>>153564

It would be funny; but it would also be discouraged by the rule book we have.

Here's him and his girlfriend's cuck relationship advice

>>135078

his shitty-ass book also has a school shooting scene that's purely there for the main characters to share angst and then fuck

so….there's that

>>153564

He's been raided by chan boards in the past. All that happens is he makes at least three follow up videos about it on one of his 7(?) channels and plays victim thus getting more dumb vapid teens to subscribe and making more money. You'd be helping him if you did this.

Also

>raid

This isn't /b/

>>153722

Why does onion always settle for girls who are either average looking or only slightly above average? No homo he's a pretty good looking dude.

>>154113

I see he's gone for the whole tranny thing now.

Colour me unsuprised.

>>154114

>No homo

Christ.

Anyway, the dude shows behavioral patterns indicating narcissism and sociopathy but curiously allows himself to be cucked. My guess would have to be him wanting to date people who are easily manipulated. Young girls who are average looking have weak wills, yo.

>>154118

>My guess would have to be him wanting to date people who are easily manipulated. Young girls who are average looking have weak wills, yo.

Already been done and documented. Been really abusive with them too. Can't recall that girl's name but you can find the info on Onision's ED page.

>>154114

He isn't good-looking, he's just skinny and presents himself online like a girl does. He wears make up and heavy lighting, and talks with a feminine inflection.

Also it's been confirmed numerous times he's a borderline. An extremely rare male borderline, but a borderline nonetheless. He targets his younger fans, and then waits until they're 18 to make the relationship public. Dude's 30, his wife is 18. Their contact was initiated when she was 17 with him messaging her to ask him why he was so great.

Borderlines will sleep with anyone, but they have relationships with weak, emotionally fragile, easily manipulated people. You look at any of the hundreds of tweets his wife makes about being miserable and worthless, it's clear she's in the final stages of a relationship with a borderline. God knows how long they'll continue to drag it out though.

>>153513

That fat guy wearing one of those hipster wool caps and throwing up gang signs might be the ost pathetic person I've seen this week

>>154117

he literally jumped on the bandwagon, considering his vehement hatred of transgender people before this

Then he saw people on tumblr getting attention and drama for pretending to be trans so he jumped at the chance to get more attention, surprise surprise

>>154167

You are talking about the guy who asked the Amazing Atheist to go on the Steve Wilkos show and pretend a fake feud to attract publicity which TAA wanted no part of.

this guy is such a hypocrite and manipulative asshole

he acts like a big defender of women

meanwhile he cheated on his first wife

she went to live with her family

she had to get her things while he wasn't at home

Onision makes a big fuss about it and shares it with with all his followers

they get a divorce

Onision makes videos saying the alimony he has to pay is too much, like a true feminist would

the most ridiculous lie i remember of his is when he and his wife went to a pizza place

they ordered vegetarian, but got a pizza with meat

they sent it back and the waiter apprearently just pulled the meat of the pizza

the unaware Onision ate the pizza and puked when he realised what had happened, because the pizza was tainted with meat

Onision claims his body naturally rejects meat

you want gallons of milk all you need to do is create enough of a stir accusing him of being a rapist.

first, he actually is one, read the story he and a woman (fan) by the name of Adrienne is rape. she later said she doesnt consider it rape, but read it. its rape.

second, he goes batshit on vidcon (the shitty youtube convention) every single year because rapists attend

on this alone he's completely milkable. happened before. will happen again.

Didn't this guy make livestreams with his critics and debate them? He's pretty milkable as well.

>>126806

Goddamnit chick in OP photo is cute as fuck I'd fuck that throat any day

>>126806

>>154281

more than milkable. it's been too long since the last greg milking

>>154279

He gets buttmad when you remind people that he killed his turtle, too.

>>154328

hahahahah i totally forgot he was a turtle murderer

oh yeah that is whole milk

>>134754

i'd be happy to recondition her, if you know what i mean

>>134754

What age did she turn?

>>134924

He only does it for cash he doesn't care about what he says, constant contradictions. Calling women sluts if they sleep with more than 10 people just so he can make drama to profit from. He's a high level operator, literally the best at making drama to profit off I've ever seen tbh.

>>154118

>christ

Implying /cow/ is pro gay whatsoever.

>>154683

I don't think it's either pro or against anything in particular.

>>154700

>against anything in particular

So they love SJW's and trannies then? Sure don't seem like it given all the threads on both.

>>154700

Eh, there's a reason why 90% of the lolcows are SJW's and not stormfags.

>>154709

We like to laugh and they are funny.

>>154790

SJWs and trannies have this weird righteous indignation, and they think rage and emotion are a status signal. They follow the popular narrative held by most people, but they crank it up to eleven in an attempt to be holier-than-thou. Ever heard them say stuff like, "I'm literally shaking with rage," with no self-awareness?

Stormfags and the like tend to be trolls themselves since they know they hold unpopular beliefs..

Here's an interesting article on the subject.

http://therightstuff.biz/2015/07/01/the-future-belongs-to-right-wing-internet-trolls/

>>127740

>fuccbois

I vomited on my keyboard just typing that

I wonder when people will realize that word is pretty much just a "politically correct" way of saying faggot these days.

Everything after the first sentence is reasonable but the whole argument is fucked because he's too much of a pussy to call someone a faggot. He types like a fag and his shit's all retarded.

>>134931

Racist, sexist, _ist, _phobic, mysoggykneestic, etc. None of them have any meaning yet the "normies" are too fucking afraid of getting the scarlet letter to fight back.

>>154805

>emotion as a status symbol

That's the femimine/infeminite side with no filter, trannies and sjw's have nothing but.

>>154114

Get out greg.

>>156661

Amen. Everything out of Repzions mouth is a lie.

Repzion is one of the biggest faggots on YT horrible smug face and terrible cocks the star wars trailer video where he is crying is one of the most pathetic and laughable things I've seen.

Also lol that he shit it from a debate with Onision because he knew that faggot Onision would own him.

>>157154

I remember watching a few of his vids. He always made a decent point in the beginning of the video, just to make it all about him and cry like a bitch. Also, he's an easily triggered moralfag. Also, confirmed pedo/hebe whatever you call it.

>>127740

>White guys who prefer women of their own race are narrow minded racists

>White guys who prefer women of other races are racist imperialist scum

>>157868

Holy fuck. This dude is beyond a lolcow. He's malevolent piece of shit.

>>157868

The dude from these posts did a phone interview with some youtuber about Greg in HS

http://pastebin.com/JSe46v9g

Lest we forget his beyond-awful series where he tries to be PewDiePie but is too lazy to even play any games so he just spouts a neverending stream of shit over some image macros.

>>159260

breakin' all the rules

skippin' all the schools

i am onion and i am god

>>157562

>Also, confirmed pedo/hebe whatever you call it.

Source? This is great if true.

>He always made a decent point in the beginning of the video, just to make it all about him and cry like a bitch

Literally what I have always said about him.

Also, he says "fag" very weirdly. Guess it's because of "muh speech impediment"

>>160654

Fag has lost its original meaning ages ago.

>>160785

Why do people make gifs like this? There's not even any lip-syncing. It could have just been a jpg with a caption.

>>160867

it's a tumblr gif. note the shitty compression and 3 second loop

>>154139

Male borderlines are extremely rare because of selection pressure. Not only are a minority of bpd cases male, but because there's no societal pressure against killing/incarcerating crazy dudes, most of them end up either dead or in jail in early adulthood.

>>154849

I prefer jotito to fuccboi as my go to for "faggot" in polite company.

>inb4 Paco go home

>>160785

Revy, please don't derail this thread like the last one.

>>160785

Yeah, but let me let you in on a little secret you might find interesting.

You will never look anything like the character you avatarfag as. You're going to be a fat autistic tranny for the rest of your life. The hormones won't fix any of your problems, surgery can't fix what's wrong with you. Your desire to pretend to be someone else is a combination of your dislike of who ant what you are, and your damaged brain trying desperately to fix what's wrong with it. Gender identity disorder is like a computer with with a cracked hard drive trying to run a self-diagnostic with a corrupted operating system. With each passing year you will feel more alone and hopeless and also Black Lagoon is a shit anime and is says a lot about you that you're roleplaying as a smug sociopath who threatens to murder everyone. It's a projection of your own weakness and inability to empathize with others. You will never be able to physically overpower anyone, your reactions are just too slow, your muscles to undeveloped from years of neglect.

>>161111

Are you meant to be another avatar user?

>>161079

damn fam savage tbh

>>161111

>still haven't killed yourself

>>161305

Stop typing like a nigger.

>>161303

So you mean an avatar behind another avatar?

>>134754

When I was younger (19 now, about 14 then) he got me to turn vegan. I'm currently pescetarian because I wisened up and realized how much of a tool I was.

But the dude's really good at convincing people that are younger it's almost fucking terrifying. Like when I was 14-16 I even went and made a painting of him. Shit's fucked how good he is at it.

>>165217

Fuck he's so annoying.

>all that passive aggressiveness

That relationship will never work.

>>161111

quadz xD

Good 'ol Gerg is still at it, huh?

>>165714

Friend zoned is something that never happened to me. I got to experience the opposite. The few friends I had weren't really my friends. They just wanted to sleep with me. So in reality I've had maybe one friend. I thought I just got along better with girls because I shared their interests more. Turns out most of them weren't even interested in sci-fi or any of that stuff. Not really. I literally had to have my sister explain it to me. That's how big of a sperg I was. So now I have to wonder about guys who say they are in the friend zone. Does she even know? It's not like I wasn't hooking up with girls, it was just the really blatent ones. I guess it's aspergers or whatever. Probably why I don't really like it when my girlfriend watches me sleep or cuddling. Fucking cuddling. It's like an awkward hug that goes on way to long.

Anyway my point is maybe these guys just need to fuck her right in the pussy.

>>165771

>This guy got me into atheism

Hold on. What's wrong with you, are you a 12 year old?

>>127796

What am I watching? Can someone please explain?

>>134767

The group linked Onision's post and commented on it.

That's how I understood it at least.

>>169976

>Voicemail #11

All that shit needed was linkin park playing in the background and it could be the most edgiest monologue in history.

>>165217

christ that's uncomfortable

>>170532

I know right, what are they thinking.

>>157868

This guy is exactly like someone I knew in high school. except he didn't get run overe on his bike for trying to outrun a car.

>yfw he's getting mad at fuck over Filthy Frank outdoing him in popularity since FF is politically incorrect as it gets

>>172802

So, he has an actual article written by a medical professional telling him that meat is an excellent source of iron (because it is in a more absorbable state than in vegetables) and he still has a vegan chimp out about it. We're discussing basic nutrition and he still wants to fucking argue with it.

>>173295

Whats up with these people and veganism.

>>173615

All Vegans are narcissistic psycho fucks.

>>173295

He just seems like a self-obsessed asshole.

>>165771

>This guy got me into atheism for the wrong reasons

Fucking kek.

>But even then, he'll still shit on you. Like holy hell, I had a dark/moody phase is MIDDLE SCHOOL,

We all did, but I don't think most of here are dumb enough to fall for Onision's bullshit.

Growing up, I had a lot of retarded friends that hung onto clearly psychotic youtubers. As well as adopting their world views. And they turned into the most insufferable cunts I've ever met.

(One posted MLP porn. On his facebook. With his highscool Friends and family on it. And jumped to a huge nice guy rage when the girl he asked out didn't want his creepy horsefucker ass.)

I hope you apologized to all your friend's that put up with your bullshit.

>>173697

>(One posted MLP porn. On his facebook. With his highscool Friends and family on it. And jumped to a huge nice guy rage when the girl he asked out didn't want his creepy horsefucker ass.)

May I ask where this happened? This story is eerily familiar.

Also someone never told Onision about glass houses.

>>178549

That video, I just love how they are "accusations" and this guy thinks he should just broadcast them.

>>178590

I just hope he discovers /cow/ and sends in his cult army to shit u the place

>>178803

Be careful what you wish for.

>>173697

>creepy

That word is the most annoying word ever, people use it all the time as a cop out to not appear superficial.

>>179066

I think we found the wizard.

>>178803

These folks always Google.themselves. Use power words to summon.

>>179066

http://www.adultswim.com/videos/eagleheart/you-guys-are-creeps/

>>179069

It is true though, why people get a free pass on this? Instead of calling someone ugly , inferior or pathetic they resort to creepy since this way they put all the blame on someone else.

I just want to know why an unarmed 5'4" guy walking on the sidewalk is "creppy".

>>179077

Charles Manson is five foot 2. How about we drop the pretense and call it what it is. You set off our arachnid response. We can spot that something isn't right about you, and it makes our hair stand on end. This response is the result of millions of years of evolution. It protects us from creeps like you.

>>166935

Weird, all women treat me like shit and make fun of my body at work.

>>179079

But is the same, is just bad genetics, we do not choose those, also I don't approach women since I left college and I am still called a creep just because I exist.

At least call it like it is, say "you are inferior" instead of creepy, is honesty really something to hard to apply?

>>179090

You're creepy because you look longingly but never approach. Sheesh. Stop being creepy. It's not just genetics. Learn to socialize.

>>179092

Plus it's hard to make fun of someone when they are in on the joke.

>>179092

That is another thing entirely, not a sexual one, is like people just can't stand that someone likes things they HATE and vice versa, an no, it is because appearance, I have been in this job 4 years, with mostly women, and I know everything, no retard here is going to fool me whit their "feel good" garbage, the only solution to this is for me to be killed or imprisoned.

Also male kids from short women should be euthanized.

Has Coffin said anything particularly interesting about Onision?

See, what I figure we do is this: we send one of Peter's tweets or whatever to Onision. Onision will then say 'Ha, what a fag' or whatever it is he would say. Then we show that Coffin thereby triggering another sperg out and in this way we've julayed both cows.

I don't know who this faggot is, but I saw some SJWs attacking him for saying, "you can be racist against white people, stop being racist towards anyone." I was about to defend him, when I saw he's "CHRISTIANZ ARE THE DEVIL" militant atheist, so he's just a hypocrite getting what's coming to him from his SJW equals.

I love watching retards fight.

>>179900

Why don't you shit on both of them.

>>179904

Well we could but it would be hard enough to carry both bottles of julay.

>>180040

Excuse me, wat :^)

>>180388

Do they not live together or something?

>>180398

>From what I know, he films his shit videos in his garage.

Still, it must take less effort to go walk to the garage and fight there than it would to actually type up an argument and post it to Twitter for all to see.

Divorce when?

>>179900

Onision is just an attention whore, period. He has a video about feminism where he spends the entire video just listing women who aren't feminists and calling them stupid fucking idiots.

He's a militant atheist because at one point he tried to start a cult around himself. Google "ciceska" that's what he called it. Called out on it later he just played it off as a joke and said he shouldn't be taken seriously despite having started the cult before ever making his youtube account.

If it's any comfort, he's also stated you're a racist if you have any racial preference in who you'll date, despite himself dating exclusively white girls.

He's claimed to be straight edge in the past and railed against drug and alcohol use, but himself has posted videos where he was clearly high and been pictured with alcohol at parties, and continually pursues relationships with his underage female fans.

Despite ranting about how men are stupid and evil and should be kept on an island while women rule the world, he's also very angry about male circumcision.

His biggest thing is veganism. He hates people who eat meat above all else. I remember to sign up to his forum you had to check whether you were a vegan or vegetarian with no other option to let you know if you eat meat, he doesn't want you there. Despite this he has a troubled history with poorly caring for pets and has "accidentally" killed many, such as a turtle he left outside in a plastic box in the California sun.

The secret is that Onision is just trying to appeal to stupid tweenage girls. That's the majority of his fanbase, and the people who most obsessively mock him are girls who matured, realized they'd been following a sociopath and felt slighted. His last several relationships have all been with fans, all been underage when he initiated contact and all gone public about the relationship as soon as they hit 18.

I'm loathe to agree with Coffin about anything since honestly he's not much better, but Onision is a complete and total scumbag.

One interesting note though: Peter Coffin's hate of Onision is likely related to resentment towards his wife. Peter's wife stated on her tumblr she has Borderline Personality Disorder. Onision is also a sufferer of Borderline Personality Disorder. He probably sees in him what he has to deal with every single day at home.

>>180774

>Peter Coffin's hate of Onision is likely related to resentment towards his wife

While this is a possibility (see: the comments Coffin made about his wife right here on /cow/) I think it's much simpler than that.

Onision's popular and Coffin's not. Onision seems to make enough money to live off his thoughtless, ill-conceived opinions whereas Coffin can barely make $200 off of his opinions. I think part of the sting for Coffin is that they're not dissimilar. If Coffin's to be believed he rages about Onision grooming his underage fans but his wife was underage and a fan when they supposedly 'met' so really he's not much better.

Creamy meme dude 👌👌👌💯💦🔥👌👌👌

Check his facebook page

>>126806

okay /cow/

i think i know how to make onision cry

as long as there's at least 100 of us

we all start making 10+ YT accounts, subscribe to him, then on april 1st we all unsub

he'll be like "It's just a joke, haha, april fools"

he'll keep refreshing the fucking page days afterwards, not realizing that we're not coming back

he'll slowly look at himself in the mirror & contemplate everything that lead up to this

shave his faggy hair off, think about all he's fucked up in his life

and curl up in a ball as he slowly cries himself to sleep

>>186840

and then we walk up to him and beat him with a baseball bat until he stops making sounds

>>189540

>dumb teenage girls complaining about being depressed and having anxiety attacks

>struggle to get out of bed and do anything productive for weeks at a time

I took too much sertaline and I'm think im floating ergh

>>189623

Feeling you.

Waiting to pass out after too much Quetiapine 'cause I have no family to celebrate Christmas with.

Can't wait tomorrow reading tumblrina' families triggered them.

>>189522

Is the guy calling him a cuck the cringe? I think you have to get off to the shame of it to be a cuck or at least be upset about it. Otherwise my understanding of the fetish is way off and I was a very bad man that summer of my youth when I "cucked" those two girls for 3 weeks at camp - as opposed to a very very lucky boy.

Also lesbians are hot. You'd pay to watch your wives and or girlfriends go at it with a hot woman. You know you would.

>>189717

Not all. Some are absolutely gorgeous and fun to chill with. Also what's a beta doing with girlfriends? You're problem is that you are a virgin with rage. You hate woman you can't sleep with, and I'm assuming this means all woman who don't accept visa or American express.

Two chicks going at it is hot. Even if one of them happens to be a touch manly and only one would be. In every relationship there is a dominant and believe it or not it's usually the more socially aggressive or masculine one who's the bottom or "bitch". There is an entire cottage industry that caters to billionaire executives who want to be dominated, babied, or worse. So we are talking mousy little lesbian dominating your girlfriend. That's incredibly hot. If you don't think so, then you're probably not into girls.

What's more I'm only a "beta" online. In person I have the opposite problem. When I recently asked my girlfriend of 6 years what her first impression of me was her answer was "intimidating". I have to pretend to be cheerful in public all the time and try come off as a goof when meeting people. Otherwise they act like I'm a cop giving them a ticket or something. All nervous and shit. The only time I can let my guard down is at the dojo.

Why are so many image board users misogynist? Why can't you just appreciate the picture of two pretty woman kissing? Does lesbian porn trigger you?

>>154328

Wait this faggot killed his turtle?

>>189751

Different anon. Cheating is cheating, no matter the chromosomes of the people doing it. In those shits' case yeah it doesn't matter, onion is a cheater too, but while being in a relationship I wouldn't take my gf kissing someone else.

>>189667

>paying to watch your significant other have sex with another

>watching your significant other have sex with another

that is the definition of the modern meaning of the word, when broken down to its basic form.

>>189751

>There is an entire cottage industry that caters to billionaire executives who want to be dominated, babied, or worse.

what is your point, that its acceptable because others do it? https://yourlogicalfallacyis.com/bandwagon

> So we are talking mousy little lesbian dominating your girlfriend. That's incredibly hot. If you don't think so, then you're probably not into girls.

not the anon you replied to but no i wouldnt because im not a cuckold nor a hedonist.

>What's more I'm only a "beta" online. In person I have the opposite problem. When I recently asked my girlfriend of 6 years what her first impression of me was her answer was "intimidating". I have to pretend to be cheerful in public all the time and try come off as a goof when meeting people. Otherwise they act like I'm a cop giving them a ticket or something. All nervous and shit. The only time I can let my guard down is at the dojo.

excellent blogpost, im sure you are chad thundercock IRL. what is your point? oh, this is because he called you a beta faggot. in that case why would you respond seriously to an question you knew was facetious?

>Why are so many image board users misogynist?

https://yourlogicalfallacyis.com/loaded-question

> Does lesbian porn trigger you?

again not that anon but i like lesbo porn primarily because hearing a dude hissing, saying "ohhhhhhh yeaaaaaa benis benis benis benis pussy pussy pussy," or just talking at all is a boner killer.

>>189754

The moron left it outside under a plastic tote, it was basically baked to death.

Of course this is implying he didn't do it on purpose. He probably decided he didn't want a lifelong pet and offed it.

>>189751

tl;dr: say that to me irl faggot

>>190043

>He probably decided he didn't want a lifelong pet and offed it

Why not just give it to a shelter? Did anyone suggest this to him?

>>190147

because he isnt well in the head anon.

Taken from his Hater FAQ https://onisiondotme.wordpress.com/onision-hater-faq/

>Did Onision kill his pet turtle?

>Onision spoke to animal control about it and they said his turtle likely died as a result of a chemical reaction to the plastic container he put the turtle in. Onision was not aware of the chemical reaction potentially occurring, but he in fact likely did accidentally kill his pet turtle by putting him outside in a large plastic tub. What he thought was harmless & would keep the turtle safe from his dogs, likely ended up killing his turtle. Now if Onision said “hey guys, I ate turtle soup today, yum” not many would be upset with him, but because he, instead of intentionally killing/eating a turtle, made this mistake, people have been freaking out ever since.

>>190686

Have you never gone to high school?

>>190707

I did and even the worse people at my High school weren't this bad.

>>173295

thats his wife right?

why are they having an argument about veganism on twitter? with his wife

>>196932

His fans are the worst people to ever tread the face of this Earth next to him.

>>196932

I feel like Im watching a real roboman talking. Its spooky.

JUST FINGER MY BUTTHOLE FAM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lsrey5Ivz9c

>>196985

Does she let him watch or join in?

>>198996

God, this guy is such a faggot.

Also, is he bi-polar? I can't remember if I read that here or not?

Didn't he admit to liking a finger in his ass in the last video and that being the cause of the relationship rift?

>>199167

Who doesn't? http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/lets-be-honest-we-all-like-butt-stuff

lol he cheated on his wife with a jailbait and she caught them

he claimed he only gave her a naked full body massage and then cuddled with her in a totally platonic/friendly way

his wife forgave him btw.

>>202748

fuck onison

>>161111

checked.

>>196985

She looks like a generic 90's female grunge singer

>>196932

Did he try to wash out his face to hide the bandaid on his nose?

>>180412

THREE WEEKS AGO NOW

>>157868

The real astounding fact here is he somehow managed to fuck ll these girls while wearing tripp pants and a trench coat. Teenage girls really are fucking stupid.

>>203446

How can people watch this shit?

>>199176

>>180774

>Peter's wife stated on her tumblr she has Borderline Personality Disorder.

Oh god, she does? He really is fucked, then.

>>203836

The fans are liberal pussy hipsters, that's how.

Vegans, progressive, hipsters, faggots from all walks of life and hypocrites.

>>203841

bump

surprise you guys aren't talking about the Christina Grimme thing he did

>>134931

Nobody nowadays knows the complete definition.

>>135206

>edgy, contrarian cunt MC who views everybody else as subhuman degenerates

>complains about the "socially inept know-it-alls"

How can a grown man possibly have this little self-awareness?

>>166929

Aye, it also appears that julaying him is going to become mainstream.

>>216927

(don't quote me on that though)

>>216637

Cucks are extreme liberals that take "men cannot dictate what a woman does with her body" to the extreme.

https://youtu.be/fTaV5kylC3g

Holy fuck, one cow goes after another.

Really hope he sees this

I've never understood what he thinks he's doing with his "YouTube career". Does he think he's playing the villain and trolling everyone by acting like a faggot in some limp dicked, half effort homage to Andy Kaufman? Or does he legit believe all the shit he spews?

>>216927

>>217905

>have an artist I like

>he draws okay stuff

>he starts drinking the SJW koolaid

>now all he draws is tranny shit and futa

>he refuses to draw males anymore because rape culture or some dumb bullshit

Tumblr is a cancer on our society.

>>126810

>his child

He actually reproduced? Oh what a horrible time to be alive.

>>217987

>>218032

If anything tumblr brings out the true shitty inner selves these supposedly sane people we knew were hiding. Of course that's not good at all either, so fuck tumblr 2 times over.

>>217991

Try sending this to the poor mucker.

http://coparentingwithanarcissist.com/category/helping-kids-cope/

>>199005

Why would you have this argument on Twitter?

REMF bitching about his AF career lmao

There has been a recent rise in Onision's degeneracy.

Apparently he runs a forum at onision.xyz where he lets underage b& take photos of themselves in underwear that he uses in his videos.

I am currently mirroring these videos in question so if he decides to take them down they're available.

You need a registered account to see the attached photos in the forum.

Here's an article that also archives some posts made by his fans (who admit they're underage) http://heatst.com/tech/youtuber-onision-runs-creepy-forum-where-young-teenage-girls-post-photos-in-their-underwear/

>>244694

http://heatst.com/tech/creepy-youtuber-onision-will-stop-making-creepy-videos-following-heat-street-reporting/

>>244694

Glad to see he's making it public that he's a pedophile. It must have been painful for him to deny it for so long.

But for real though, who do you contact to report distribution of child porn?

>>244731

https://www.ic3.gov/default.aspx

Try this.

so in short this?

Dude looks like a my chemical romance ripoff

>>244832

Actually, Lucas evolved into something much more abominable.

I guess teens lose their shit over guys on youtube, I'm older than him and I look better, I could've been pulling the jailbait this whole time.

>>245777

Good god they look like faggots.

>>245817

God speed.

>>247328

Jesus tapdancing Christ this guy is a fucking creep.

Someone should tell Greg that asking underage girls to pictures of themselves IS illegal. It even has a name. It's called "solicitation of a minor."

>>247353

I bet if someone would DB dump his forum or gain access to his and his wives phone they'd find metric fucktons of CP sent by impressionable teens to the Greasemeister.

>>247353

He probably wouldn't listen unless the men in blue showed up at his door to ask him a few questions.

>>247328

>>247336

Really weird pseudo-sexual demands for what amounts to a non-issue. Onision really is a creep with women. Is the 'contract' referenced figurative or literal? Onision seems like the kind of weirdo that would have his partners agree to a literal list of rules.

>>247951

It's a actual contract. I suspect his wife changing her looks to those of a 15 year old boy in several steps are punishments from him.

>>248116

Is that you someguy827? if so plz make a video again about this you faggot

>>245777

Is the one on the left brain damaged?

>>247336

>sics his followers on her and her friend over smoking pot

>threatens to chain her up in the basement and then claims she wanted that

>keeps her away from family for a year because they're "drug users".

>All this bullshit is because this dangerhair smoked pot on New Year's Eve

This is why parents need to be active in their kid's lives. To keep them away from creeps like this.

>>247951

Check out the Drunken Peasants podcast from about a week ago. They actually put another text message onscreen during the segment that shows the terms of the contract and the agreement between all parties.

Didn't see it on Billie's twitter and text message screenshots can be faked, but everything seems legit given how Greg will type on twitter using all his emojis and whatnot and his general need for control.

>>248116

Fuck you, it is going to be Waco all over again, Onision will claim to be Jesus, more girls will join them and their boyfriends and parents to, Onision will get them pregnant, the pedo haters ( black cock lovers ) will come with a search warrant on onision's compound in Waco texas and we all know how much of a gun lover this waco is, a gun battle will ensue then Trump will order to burn his house down.

Who wants to be the lucky anon to debate Onion boy?

>>257326

>still overexposing the fuck out of his vids

>still wearing a ton of caked on makeup to conceal his disgusting skin

>Justin Bieber bowlcut to appear younger for his future childbrides

w e w

Also why the fuck would anybody "debate" this borderline pedo sociopath? Helping him earn even more drama shekels from Jewtube?

>>257332

>Wears a ton of caked-on makeup

THAT'S why his face looks so damn plastic.

>>257368

This makes me so happy.

>>257368

I didn't think Oni could look even more like a rapist. I wasn't wrong.

>>257411

*I was wrong. Fucking hell, he looks creepy.

>>257368

He actually looks better tbh famalama

>>257368

>Courtesy of the catty bitches over at /pt/

Gotta love em, they are like the bizzaro version of /cow/. Instead of analyzing autistic traits they critique fashion sense.

>>257467

Yeah but there is almost no insightful discussion there, it's almost always "lol look at how fat she is unlike me".

>>257605

Yeah, they also try to pretend Onision, who's near fucking Auschwitz-mode, has moobs, lovehandles and generally looks like a lardass.

>>134754

>have 3 brothers

>think i'm free from this kind of shit

>they're all faggots

I'm replying to a 2 year old post but eh

>>257368

Serial Rapist or Serial Killer, you decide!

>>258956

This is his autobiography, right? This is how Onision really is inside his head without a filter.

>>259043

they're "fictonal" but it really does give insight to how he acts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-BbVUH5byM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hekXSw3w9M

TL;DR Onision has issued a Cease and Desist notice on a Youtuber, due to harrasment on him and his "Family"

Just asking, isn't issuing a Cease and Desist notice without a lawyer a felony?

>>259195

The source of the C&D letter is the first google hit for intimidation letter. Onision is not a smart man.

>>259075

So he's developmentally stunted (probably why continually pines for jailbait too) and is quite obviously a sociopath. It's a small wonder the FBI isn't busy digging up his backyard.

Oy vey! This faggot just won't die, won't he? Shilling to his "fanbase" of insecure tweens for their pocket money through patreon is just bottom-of-the barrel low. It's been proven beyond a doubt now that he's a psychopatic piece of shit and the king of cuckoldry by getting cucked by the girl he wanted to bang with his then-wife. It's baffling that people still want to be entertained by a self important prick who not even responsible toward himself and enjoys wallowing in self pity and refusing to take ANY fault in his failures. If he looked like a fat autist instead of being a high school pretty boy (in his 30s), he would be sucking some dirty dick in an alley for crack money. Drama is all he lives for youtube and has an opinion on anything problematic no matter how retarded it is in order to remain relevant like some litteraly wu wanting to nuke the earth with moon rocks.

>>263915

>high school pretty boy

Dude looks fucking terrifying outside of his overexposed vids: His huge paralysed brow (he has regular botox shots), his perma acne and his whole body language radiates fucking crazy.

And not to sound like a fucking ween but he thrives on bullying and creating drama with other Jewtubers (he's constantly taking shots at Eugenia Whatsherface, the chick that looks a skeleton) so people could legit report him to Patreon and try to get his account yanked.

WAfag here. I'd like to apologize on behalf of my state for letting Sir Fuckhead pull his shenanigans here for so long.

A friend of mine actually ran into Onision's wife? At a store up in Tacoma, she was really nice apparently, Onionman sulked off like a little bitch when my buddy asked for an autograph, guess he can sense intent or something. But there's my secondhand Onision story.

>>264123

Hey fellow PacificNorthwesternfag; I actually work part time at a club up here; really kind of a shithole but it's populated by 7 and 8's and small town bigshots. I was working the line and we have a rule to let five girls into the club for every 1 guy.

Greg came up in the line with Lainey and some other ugly cooze and I asked his name. I knew who he was but I'm still required to ask and he looks at me with furrowed brow, "You don't know who I am?"

To which I reply "Should I?"

"Dude, I make more than you!"

I start laughing in his face; "Go on in girls." So my partner unlatches the rope and he tries to cut in front of Lainey to get inside and he gets shoulderblocked. What's hilarious is Lainey took this girl by the hand and ditched her husband while Greg gets booted out of line.

So this faggot steps out of line and pulls out a camera and starts filming me and dude, screeching like a fucking banshee, "You guys are so fired! Look at these minimum wage fucks!"

People in line don't even know who the fuck he is and start laughing at him. My guy says "Make sure you get our good side!" Greg skulks away fuming and never says shit about it.

Every time I see this faggot, I just remember seeing the tears in his eyes lol

>>265195

I kinda hope this is real because it sounds exactly like the kind narc meltdown you could expect from Onision.

That said, am I the only one thinking Onision is actually fucking dangerous? If that guy ever gets really fucked with and/or loses part of the revenue stream that enables his "two Teslas and three unfurnished houses full of crap"-lifestyle you'd see criminal chimpouts.

When people were TROLLAN him too hard during the Billie saga he started posting pictures of himself laying on his garage with his AR (and given it's greaselord we're talking about that thing is probably 3k $ boutique piece with lots of tacticool shit) while playing it off as LOLOL COME AT ME HATERS JUST BEING EDGY BRAH.

I honestly wouldn't be suprised if he ends up the subject of a FBI manhunt at some point.

>>265350

Pewdiepie probably a pretty cool guy outside his shitty videos.

He's still upset about Billie.

bonus

>>265729

Needs nasheed playing in the background. that toilet is so ducking disgusting, it's like some Nick Bates level fecal fuckery. Are we sure he doesn't have tism in something beyond ego?

>>265887

He also has some fucked up Oedipus shit going on with his mom, who gave her son "full body massages"

Bump

Onision is getting audited by the IRS because he earns over 200k p.a. and apparently wrote off everything as business expenses.

Including the travel expenses for his teenage fuckmeat.

>>266572

Source?

>>265887

Well shit, I was taught that maglights are great for beatings. What's the approved beating implement?

>>257368

The only picture I've seen of this guy where he actually looks his age. Not bad.

>>271354

His videos.

He recently made another video where he claims that all his private consumer spending should be tax deductible because he used it in his videos or for things related to his collaborations. Meaning he claimed tax deductions not only for his cars (two Teslas) but also a replacement battery for the cars (30k USD), five high spec computers he needs for "video editing" scattered thoughout his house, consoles, lots of furnishing because they "appeared as props in his videos and are therefore business related" etc.

There's a good chance he will soon own a shitload of back taxes from a time when he made substantial money from his channel before the Great Shekelcaust.

>>271389

>Be Onision

>Be a pedophile pervert

>Start chatting up a 16-year old daughter of a superior officer

>Probably runs to Dad that some creep in your Dad's unit is trying to get in your panties

>Get a dishonorable discharge

>Politic your way into getting the status of the discharge changed so that the only consequence for wanting to go down on th underage is to be eligible for a home with no down payment

And to top it all off, the VA has a program where you can refinance your home to a lower rate with no need for an appraisal, income check or closing costs for the most part.

That's right, this sick fuck is getting a better deal than your parents and doesn't even have to do anything to prove that he should get this deal. God Bless America.

Greg got called on stream an effeminate fucking pedo dick and he got really mad for it.

He is also wearing lipstick on his face for some reason.

>>279973

what ever happened with this? i've been following him over at lolcows, but i can't seem to find what became of this

>>153516

>dat repressed homosexuality

>he married a woman and is a cuck

This is what happens when you don't accept being gay.

>>288351

He's still stuck in a multi-year audit it seems, had the IRS visit his house.

He sold off his second "film set" house for 300k, paid off the mortgage on his McMansion, sold a shitload of his tech (PC parts/peripherals/camera equipment worth tens of thousand of $), sold one of his Teslas, his wife is now ripping off retarded teens and tweens on Younow/Patreon and he flew off to LA to collab because he's desperate to leave the shitty cocks ghetto he's stuck in.

He's battering down the hatches because he (rightfully) expects to get hit with huge tax indemnity and tries to bring up more and more channels of revenue after the Jew big bux have dried up for him.

>>289451

The things YT has-beens will do for attention.

>>289451

People over on /pt/ have been speculating that he and his wife are a DD/lg fetish couple for a while now. This is probably "I'm just pretending to be a deviant"-tier shit.

Holy shit, he's gone a long way from his "I'm a Bananna" video. Wow.

https://www.youtube.com/edit?o=U&video_id=stcb0vU9xAg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stcb0vU9xAg

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5a16ead5736cf

LEAKED FOOTAGE OF ONISION HAVING SEX WITH HIS MOTHER (REAL)

>>127983

>TV recording

>not HQ rip

why live?

>>245777

2 seconds and I had more than enough

>>304045

I hovered over the link and that was way more than enough.

>>293989

I'm not clicking that, but I'll believe you

>>263872

I'm here to help no problem

>>134998

They're still sluts though. It's not Abby from church anon.

>>160785

>says /Pol/lacks are the worst

>uses degenerate

>>258564

JoySparkleBS is a scammer herself.

>>265368

Well he was in the military. Its a just a matter of time before he shoots up a school or a church.

>>180774

This. He knows how to manipulate stupid teenage girls and knows what they want. Everything in his life is most likely a stunt to get recognition.

>>265368

> Onision is actually fucking dangerous?

There was this one user named Someguy428 or something who would always focus on his more crazier antics. There have been moments where he would practically kidnap 16 year old fans from their family and get married in Mexico.

He reminds me of a cross between Ted Bundy and Chris Chan. He has Ted Bundy's looks, charisma and devious intent, but Chris Chan's narcissism and outright stupidity. Basically a sociopath, but he is just sticking on youtube. He hasn't grown past 13 mentally.

As for military experience. I don't know what to make of that. He is the last person I'd see in a uniform, but according to some of his book, he didn't seem to take it too seriously. I think he quit because he didn't want to kill a bunny or some shit.

Oh yeah, he also had a cult. Theres a website and everything.