No.858 [View All]
Post machines.
The less humanoid, the better.
In fact, let's say: NO HUMANS.
I want my robots to be ideal geometric shapes. No need to appeal to my human instincts. Give me pure machine.
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No.4462
>>4461
Male or flatchested?
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No.4463
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No.4485
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No.4488
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No.4489
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No.4535
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No.4587
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No.4625
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No.4644
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No.4646
>>4625
Not bad but a buttahface
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No.4655
>>4646
you really only see the back of her head on this though :^)
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No.4685
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No.4693
You would be shocked how long this took me to make.
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No.4720
There's a website where you can make GLaDOS say anything you want if you guys are interested
https://15.ai
It's a bit wonky, but works quite well.
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No.4771
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No.4772
>>4771
Shitty edit but I felt it had to be done.
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No.4780
Here's some background on this artist I find pretty funny.
He got famous for drawing Minecraft porn, at the time he was just about the only person doing it competently. He was actually really talented, and got picked up by Hentai Foundry as a result. He had a very short stint with HF that involved them making him draw some really generic, at times gross stuff faux-hentai that involved gangbangs and bestiality. After that he never worked with them again and went on to almost exclusively draw vanilla robot content.
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No.4781
>>4780
One last thing: this dude is 25. A lot of the images he drew that have been posted to this board he made when he was only 22.
He drew pic related at age 15. Holy shit.
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No.4784
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No.4785
>>4781
That's inspiring. Damn!
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No.4786
File: e51dcfefe57c1bb⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image,122.33 KB,1000x654,500:327,Alex_Grey_Slefportrait_Lif….jpg)
>>4785
While not /clang/ related, I know of a similar story.
There's a very famous visionary artist called Alex Grey. You may have seen his work before, he does the covers for Tool's albums. He started art when he was basically a baby.
While these first two are primitive, he was ten when he painted them. By age 17 he was onto stuff like the third picture. Spoilered as not to ruin the surprise..
As a teen he did tons of drugs (which were legal at the time, people don't realize how recently hallucinogenics became outlawed, only in the 70s!), tripped really hard, converted to a weird spiritual religion and started drawing stuff based on that. His later art became absolutely insane and highly detailed. He founded his own church at one point.
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No.4787
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No.4788
>>4787
Check the board before posting, anon. Some of these are reposts.
I've grown to dislike the artist of 1 and 4. All his art is the same and he's starting to add other weird fetishes to his robots now.
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No.4798
There's been an interesting trend in taking traditionally robotic characters and humanizing them while maintaining the head.
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No.4873
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No.4883
>>4788
Are you talking about giantess, robot pregnancy, or hyper dickgirls?
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No.4884
>>4883
More along the lines of the latter with other gross stuff like "bodily excretions".
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No.4885
God, there's been such a slump in decent /clang/ art this year.
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No.4902
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No.4903
>>4902
Why the long face? huehuehuahuehuhe
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No.4904
Droids are underrated.
>>4902
That's a good one.
Anyway, your public execution is scheduled for October 8th.
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No.4905
Image didn't post for some reason.
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No.4906
>>858
>a 4 years old thread
>still alive
LOL
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No.4907
>>4906
Yeah? The very first post ever made here still exists.
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No.4908
>>4907
That only shows how little traffic this board has, amirite?
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No.4909
>>4908
We're a small fetish board, most of them aren't all that active.
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No.4966
Somebody made a thread about this, but they seemingly deleted it.
Spot has finally been released.
https://invidio.us/watch?v=VRm7oRCTkjE
The base price is an immense $74,500.
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No.4988
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No.5019
This board is fuckin dead now and that really sucks
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No.5035
The damn catalog is bugged out and isn't updating correctly.
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No.5038
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No.5044
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No.5046
Not even gonna bother citing the artist because his other work is so shit
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No.5055
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No.5056
>>4693
>>4720
15.ai was too powerful. Letting me make my waifu say anything I want…? A dangerous tool, in the hands of someone with a very specific fetish, and almost no decent content…
Got a shitton of GLaDOS voiceclips from15.ai a while ago, before the site tanked. Took me forever to edit these together into one coherent audio clip, so I don't plan on spending additional hours making it into a video file.
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1KrEGnjgEYv0_X5GBZQjVmwYAsVEVB-WG/view
there is a version without certain…. "wet noises" towards the end, if people want it.
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No.5061
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No.5062
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No.5069
>>4966
Every time Boston Dynamics uploads a video, I am once again forced to confront how unreasonably attractive I find the SpotMini.
They made the damn thing shake its ass for the camera for Christ's sake. I’m only human. How am I supposed to tell my boner no, when the robot is literally shaking its ass at me???
And yet somehow this kinda shit is all it gets in the way of porn. Truly disappointing, to say the least.
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No.5070
>>5069
>second pic
>that dick
I guess they took the SpotMini name to heart.
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No.5075
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