No.4990 [Last50 Posts]
So what brings out your inner /ck/-rage?
>At a sushi place
>Someone puts their ginger in their wasabi-soy mix
IT'S A MOTHERFUCKING PALATE CLEANSER. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING.
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No.4993
Well I have to admit I do that as well. So do you place the ginger on top of the sushi when you eat it or eat separately.
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No.4995
>burger/hotdog-joint that gives french-fries on the side
>ketchup and some shitty cheap hp-sauce are the only dips you can get
>not even any options to pay little extra to get that bit of that sweet mayo in the burger as dip for the fries
Also places that charge for water especially if it's more than 50cents for a pitcher and they dont even add ice in it it's fucking tapwater for christ sakes. tap water is healthy to drink in my country and practically free
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No.4996
>When someone at your table constantly ask for stuff every time the waiter comes by and never satisfied.
>sneezing or coughing around a buffet bars
>families with kids <7yr old or less at a restaurant that don't behave
>Waiter: "Just so you know this item is x dollars"
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No.4998
assmongers who call fried bread products "toasted"
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No.5000
>>4993
You eat it separately between bites. It removes the flavor of the previous bite and gives you a fresh taste for the next one.
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No.5004
>>5000
what if I straight-up enjoy the taste of ginger, and would be happy for the entire meal to be ginger-flavoured?
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No.5010
>be me at buffet
>other families leaving buffet place with tons of food still on their plates and most only 25% eaten 75% still food
>they don't even try to throw the food in the bin just leave the whole food on plate for bus boy
>mfw as they are leaving their kid drops a soda and they just tell him to leave it there as it soaks into the restaurant carpet and they don't even notify anybody
I don't want to say I'm a prude but I just have regular manners. If you are making a mess out of something the least you can do is TRY to clean up after yourself or notify someone that you dropped something
I innerly rage when I see others not clean up after themselves especially at restaurants
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No.5021
>>5004
I like ginger for my sushi
I usually take my sushi bits, add a dab of soy, tiny bit of wasabi on it, and a wee bit of ginger on - then I eat it
…I don't cleanse my palate between bites - maybe I take a sip of water
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No.5022
>>5010
>Going to buffet's
What do you expect.
Only scum go to "Chinese" buffet's.
>25% eaten
Good people spotted.
At those places it's usually at least 70% trash.
>left for buss boy
Every time I was dragged to one, you're supposed to do that. There is no "garbage."
>>4996
>>families with kids <7yr old or less at a restaurant that don't behave
I usually either love that or hate it.
Hate it because that poor kid is usually being treated badly.
Love it because that parent is usually getting BTFO hard.
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No.5027
>>5022
>not enjoying binging on americanized chinese food after a rough night of drinking
honestly if you find a nice hole in the wall and go on a weekday around 5:30 or 6 you'll have the freshest food, nicest service (for buffets this basically means they'll refill your water more than once) and there won't be any of those fucking hamplanets that eat all the damn crab legs in one pass and leave the grubby tongs in the water. they only come out on weekends.
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No.5028
>>5022
Theres a chinese buffet near my house that does some really nice food and has a pretty nice selection.
Free mongolian bbq with admission is also pretty boss. If only they served alcohol.
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No.5032
>>4990
>see super cute blonde girl at the next table with her date ordering pasta
>start to get forever alone feels
>she holds her fork in her fist and just shovels it in, bites some off, and lets the rest fall back to her plate
>nope
>my face
table manners, people
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No.5084
What really grinds my gears is when I go to a restaurant and order something super expensive which turns out to be a ridiculously small portion of an incredibly bland/pretentious dish. French restaurants seem to be known for doing this.
I mean if it's going to be a small portion, at least make it flavourful so I get what I'm paying for. But no, usually they try to be too creative and end up using too many ingredients so my palate has nothing to focus on. I hardly taste anything…
Pic semi-related, same dish but mine looked a little fancier and had less butter sauce. One of the sorriest dishes I've ever eaten.
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No.5085
Restaurants which overcharge and overcook to equal degrees
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No.5089
>>5084
This is why the best french food is french canadian food
It should be criminal to serve a dish labeled an entré if it would be impossible to survive on 3 of it a day
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No.5097
>>5010
>34yo virgin
You did this in the soda thread too. What the fuck.
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No.5100
> to survive on 3 of it a day
for how many days?
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No.5109
>this tempura roll with "snow crab" and cream cheese prepared by a drunken Mainlander has such delicate flavors that I absolutely *must* act like a pretentious twat to ensure I savor its every nuance
rot in hell, culinary snobs
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No.5129
>>5010
I know this is a private board and I dont actually have any real power as I am just a pawn but
Plz dont censor me
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No.5132
>>5089
>It should be criminal to serve a dish labeled an entré if it would be impossible to survive on 3 of it a day
Amen, main reason i never go to any fancy upscale restaurants in my european shithole is because the portion sizes are for fucking ants and im expected to buy full course despite still staying hungry.
Why do that when i can just go to the local indian/thai/kebab/hamburger/home food diner where they still use good ingredients with skill making food taste great while also leaving you satisfied despite spending less than 10yoropoor dollaridoors there.
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No.5134
>>5089
It means it's a fucking entry dish before/between main course.
How stupid are you?
>>5132
>and im expected to buy full course despite still staying hungry.
No shit. You should stay in the buffet pit.
Speaking of which.
> local indian/thai/kebab/hamburger/home food diner
>good ingredients with skill making food taste great
Haha. No.
Stop being such a fucking lardasses, holy shit.
Why is it that lardmasses have such fucking shitty taste in food. Just add kilo of salt and lard and the human waste disposal remains happy.
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No.5155
>>5027
>hamplanets that eat all the damn crab legs in one pass
Fuuuuccccccckkkkkkd!!!
I really hate that. REALLY hate that. And they will wait right next to the pan until they bring another fresh batch and pile their plate with 3 or 4 lbs of crab legs. A pound or 1.5# is enough for one person.
SHARE DAMNIT!
i'm mad
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No.5168
>Work as a host/food runner at a relatively nice restaurant near where I live
>Working as a runner on a long day
>Have to take a plate of around 4 dishes to a table
>The line expo (basically, the kitchen staff member who organizes the food for the runners to take, places them on the waiting desk, gets sauces, etc.) has laid out several plates.
>I see my group of four dishes including a slider, 8' pizza, steak, and cod fish and chips.
>This cod fish and chips is right next to (read: touching) another group of fish and chips.
>They look identical
>Read, FUCKING identical, save for a skewer being in one plate and no skewer in the other.
>This particular kitchen staff is a group of assholes
>"If I have to ask if there's anything different between these two plates, they're going to act like I'm an idiot."
>"Besides, our Expo wouldn't put two different-but-nearly-identical orders next to one another, that would just create questions and confusions between the kitchen staff and the running staff."
>"And if there was an important difference between the two, he'd come up and tell me, like how our bartenders tell our server staff the difference between two similar-but-different drinks"
>Take any one plate of fish and chips with my order.
>Get back to the kitchen.
>Expo comes up
ANON, DID YOU TAKE THAT SALMON FISH AND CHIPS TO THE WRONG TABLE
THE SALMON F&C I SET NEXT TO THE IDENTICAL PLATE OF COD F&C FOR THE OTHER TABLE?
I'M GOING TO GRAB A MANAGER AND HAVE THEM TALK TO YOU ABOUT THIS
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No.5171
>>5134
Yeah because every restaurant where you dont pay over 100dollars for a meal and isnt exclusively "French fine dining" is just cheap buffet for poorfats. :^)
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No.5178
I'm a low powerlev /ck/ fag, but SMACKING YOUR MOUTH AND CHEWING WITH YOUR MOUTH OPEN gives me an autistic fit, though I never say anything. Goddamn, some people here make a fat buck but can't chew like a normal person. Must be because they were uneducated and worked their way up, but still.
Playing with your food. I know when you don't like the food bitch, stop rolling it around on the plate.
Kids being let to do whatever they want on the fucking restaurant, running like retards, or them crying when they're seated.
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No.5183
>>5134
entree actually refers to the main course in America. i was never told why. to other americans, eurofags define entree as appetizer.
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No.5190
>>4995
>that sweet mayo in the burger as dip for the fries
you mean fry sauce?
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No.5191
>>5004
Then you get to experience both the flavor that you desire and the joy of pissing off some whiny fuck who isn't paying for your food. Like what you like.
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No.5197
>>5190
>combination of one part ketchup and two parts mayonnaise
Nah, meant the mayo inbetween the burger and "sweet" as in tasty as fug.
Most fuckers only offer ketchup as a dip for your fries despite having mayo for burgers shit's fucked up yo. im not native burgerland speaker pls dont lynch me ):::
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No.5198
>>5178
>CHEWING WITH YOUR MOUTH OPEN
Heresy deserving of most severe punishment
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No.5208
>Any meat that's on a bone that doesn't fall right off
Fuck ribs, wings and chicken in general. Go fuck yourself, I'm not getting shit on my hands forcing me into using 6353543 napkins just to eat some messy bullshit food. Get boneless you fucking boneheads.
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No.5221
>>5208
I'm glad I'm not the only one whofeels this way
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No.5239
>>5208
>meat not falling off the bone
eat at better restaurants or do it yourself, pussy. wings and ribs should both jump off the bone.
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No.5259
>>5004
Then buy a root of ginger and some rice and save yourself $20.
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No.5542
>>5109
>Ordering americuck rolls
Kill yourself fammo
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No.5563
>>5168
Ask anyway you fucking moron. It's better to have them make fun of you than to grab the wrong order. Develop some fucking backbone and learn to not let a few mean words affect you. How the fuck have you not learned that lesson despite being on 8ch?
Cripes, this kind of cowardice is exactly why you fuck up and why you get made fun of, anon.
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No.5566
>>4990
>Brother and I go to meet visiting parents at medium-sized cafe for brunch
>Parents have already finished their first drinks
>Within seconds of us arriving, staff comes over to ask for orders
>Just get drinks for the moment
>Minutes later, order
>Conversation for a bit
>Conversation keeps going
>Look around, there's only eight tables with people at them, but only two have food
>We've ordered two normal breakfasts, a 'ham and cheese deluxe' sandwich and my brother wanted a bowl of wedges with melted cheese
>This shit shouldn't be taking thirty minutes
>We've all finished our second drinks now
>Staff drops off our food and start eating
>'Ham and Cheese Deluxe' is layered in mustard, so much that when I scrap it off the ham there's still too much on the bread
>It came with chips??? with random spices on it
>Eat a bit of the meal, dissatisfied, wait for staff to come so I can tell them of said dissatisfaction
>Wait a minute they didn't come for the 3-5 minute check to see if everything was alright
>In fact they didn't ask if we wanted more drinks when they dropped our food off
>After waiting ten minutes with three empty plates and my half-eaten brunch on the table for staff to show up and clean we decide to pay and leave
Australia's got the worst service in the world, I don't fucking even.
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No.5728
>>5183
Oh fuck off. When you go to a french style place, you're meant to expect a french style meal. That means the entrée is the appetizer, and the plat principal is the main course
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No.5906
>>4990
When I eat sushi I don't touch the ginger or wasabi at all.
:^)
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No.6987
>>5168
>8' pizza
Wow anon. I don't know how you did it.
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No.6998
>>5208
Boneless wings are breastmeat you yeast infected cunt, not wings at all.
I had no idea I was actually going to actively hate someone when I went in this thread.
>ew it has bones on it and ill have to use napkins???? You didnt make it in a more mouth shoveling form for me?
Then get all your food and liquify it in a blender so you can consume it faster if thats your goal, you probably wont have to use napkins at all.
Here is my list of people that need to be put in camps and castrated
>"vegans"
There is no such thing since they still benefit from animal products somehow, but people that say their vegan anyway
>people that dont eat spicy food
>not eating seafood
>not eating pork
>not eating onions
>people that smack their food or make gross sounds when they eat
>eating with their mouth open
>when you go out in a group and there is one dipshit that cant make up their mind and continues to ask the waitress a million fucking questions even after everyone else has ordered
>complaining about the price of something
>being a loud obnoxious faggot
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No.7000
>>5000
You know, I actually never knew this.
Thanks for enlightening me.
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No.7007
People who can't pronounce chipotle.
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No.7024
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No.7057
>pizza with real cheese (not pizza cheese)
>sprinkle dried parmesan from a can over it
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No.7068
>>5000
Nice get (even though this was ages ago).
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No.7069
>>6998
I 100% mean this: I would be friends with you in real life.
I would also add:
>people who don't life mushrooms
>people who refuse to eat steak less than well done (see: my mother)
>people who won't eat their pizza crusts
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No.7070
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No.7075
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No.7076
My autism flares up when I offer a sliver of food to someone to try it and they refuse. I keep it inside, but I can't help but feel spiteful for the rest of the time I'm in their presence.
I love food, i think it's the greastest thing on this earth. For you to refuse and stay willfully ignorant to the way something tastes tells me a lot about your character. All you have to do is taste it for two seconds and decide whether you like it or not and possibly open yourself to a wider variety of foods you never knew you liked.
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No.7078
>>7076
For fucks sake, THIS.
Trust me, you'd loathe my mother.
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No.7080
>>7076
Oh God, this. You've never tried it, try it, judge it, and then say if you really like it or not. Even worse when they gag or overreact. I can understand if they were roasted buttholes or stuff like Surstromming, but don't do that shit if you're eating offal or similar.
Another thing that drives me up the wall is related to that. You travel to other place/city/country and your companion/s will find the local food icky, so they order a sandwich or something like that, or tell you to go to a KFC or McD's, and then say that it tasted bad. Holy shit, you spent hundreds or thousands of dollars for you to eat at the same damn place as always. Or refusing to eat in a humble, hole-in-the-wall place and preferring to go to the obvious tourist trap with mediocre local cuisine. I'm not saying that hole-in-the-wall places are always superior, but there's a reason why you see many people eating there.
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No.7085
>>7076
for example; for months I've been trying to get my brother to try some guava paste and cheese, a common hors d'oeuvres in the caribbean that we've served for ourselves and friends often, and he just won't for whatever reason. I tell him it could be a healthier and tastier alternative to the fucking 20+ pack of smiley fruit snacks he buys often and finishes in one sitting. He even has the gall to say he's dieting.
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No.7087
>>7076
Why would I eat any "exotic" foods when I can have superior Germanic cuisine to retain my volkisch physique? Nice try, schlomo.
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No.7091
people that dont know how to use their utensils.
>>5032
I had an friend that would cut her entire dish up, put the knife down, then use her fingers to push food onto her fork.
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No.7092
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>5032
This faggot doesn't know how to enjoy food.
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No.7102
>>5178
>Kids being let to do whatever they want on the fucking restaurant, running like retards, or them crying when they're seated.
A-fucking-men. One of these days, I swear to god that I'm going to chokeslam a kid through a table, pick him up, and give him a tombstone piledriver as 20,000 screaming patrons cheer me on.
Fuck I hate loud and unruly kids, and I hate their lazy ass, entitled parents twice as much.
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No.7112
>>7069
>steak less than well done
What in the hell. If you eat steak well done you are a fucking monster. That is the best way to ruin a cut of meat, unless it's ground meat, you don't cook it well done. You lose the flavor, and the molecular integrity of the steak is obliterated beyond taste. I hope you at least make roasts medium rare, otherwise you're a despicable human being. Steak well done is at the very best acceptable, but don't hate others for liking their food to be eaten correctly.
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No.7631
>>7076
>offer food to sister
>"try this, it's fantastic!"
>"ok, what's it taste like?"
>"just try it, I can't really describe it"
>"ok, but what does it taste like?"
>"you'll find out if you put it into your mouth"
>"but, what if I don't like it?"
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No.9312
>>5178
I'm going to do it just to piss you off.
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No.9320
>>9312
feed that bitch dirt… and penis. penis is good too.
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No.9322
>>4990
>at a sushi place
>someone wants a fork because they can't handle the sticks
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No.9323
>>5178
> SMACKING YOUR MOUTH AND CHEWING WITH YOUR MOUTH OPEN
i think that pisses off everyone…
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No.9326
>>5010
>restaurant carpet
wew
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No.9327
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No.9332
>>9327
>webm for ants
Let me help you.
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No.9333
>>9332
>20 minutes to post
>8ch eats the file
th-thanks
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No.9337
>>9332
>>9333
there isn't a whole lot to see in it
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No.9343
>>9337
I refuse to accept that excuse for posting a webm smaller than the thumbnail.
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No.9344
>>4990
>horseradish paste soaked with green food coloring
>wasabi
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No.9346
Adding salt/pepper or using any condiments on any item. If its not good enough on its own that you have to smother it with trash then you shouldnt have been eating it in the first place
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No.9388
>>7024
I can do you one better.
Genuine OC We start 'em young 'round here
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No.9394
People that drench everything in ranch when it's not even good, like that kraft shit.
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No.9398
The contents of shopping carts around me, while I'm queueing at the cashier in a supermarket.
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No.9427
>>9322
>take my dad out to some jap place
>order a bunch of different stuff to try a bit of everything
>he can't stop giggling at the "octopus balls" I ordered
>meal arrives octopus balls have a white sauce on them
>his sides get obliterated
>watch him struggle with the chopsticks after he calms down
>he's holding them in a fist trying to stab things and pick them up like it's a two-pronged fork held by a kindergartener holds a crayon
>his sushi falls to pieces mid way to his mouth
>watch in horror as he picks up the plate and uses the chopsticks to scrape the carnage into his mouth
>starts just using his hands
>slaps every piece of pink shaved ginger into his mouth at once thinking it's ham
>puts the deep fried veges into his miso soup and lets them soak into it before mashing them around and drinking it
He liked it enough to go there a second time but holy shit.
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No.9428
>puts the deep fried veges into his miso soup and lets them soak into it before mashing them around and drinking it
…I do that with the bottom half of the container when I order takeout. I've been too emberassed to do it in public, though.
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No.9432
>>9394
I rather put crappie ranch than ketchup on my french fries any day. But quality ranch votes a LOONG way.
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No.9436
I was making turkey tortilla wraps for friends and family. One guest wanted American cheese and ranch dressing. I felt personally insulted.
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No.9463
This board and the irrelevant crap on it.
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No.9472
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No.9481
>>5084
Ive found that since moving to the US the sheer amount of salt and fat in everything has nuked my palate, leaving food tasting underseasoned or bland. Its going to be nice when I get back to eating food made from good ingredients so I can readjust to appreciating good cooking, rather than just indulgent cooking.
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No.9494
>People who put ketchup on things that don't need ketchup
>People who ask for salt in foreign countries
>People who put condiments on things that are supposed to be eaten solo
>People who eat courses in the wrong order
>people who don't savor food
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No.9495
>>9494
>People who put ketchup on things that don't need ketchup
so everyone who uses ketchup then
>People who ask for salt in foreign countries
haven't heard of this one though. whats so wrong about it? foreign people might undersalt.
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No.9788
>Here is my list of people that need to be put in camps and castrated
>"vegans"
>There is no such thing since they still benefit from animal products somehow, but people that say their vegan anyway
are you retarded? you mean to say that all vegans should go to nazi camps and get harmed like that because SOME people lie about being vegan?
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No.9789
>>7631
but why wont you tell her?
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No.9792
>>9789
Describe to me, for example, Dr. Pepper to someone who has never tried it.
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No.9799
>>9792
not that guy, but
it's crisp and effervescent with a mostly fruit and sweet spice taste with a slight bite towards the end. it's sweet and tart at the same time and leaves a slight puckered dryness to the mouth after swallowing.
you need to work on your palate and vocabulary if you find this being a routine problem.
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No.9804
>>9799
anon doesn't have to become some kind of sommelier to satisfy some bimbos stupid questions that would be answered if she just tasted the food with as much vigor as she shoves dicks into her mouth
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No.9823
>>4990
>New Mexican food place in town
>Owned by people who apparently have 2-3 other places
>Entire staff is meh he can
>Pack up the whole family, party of 8, ready for tacos and churros
>Tacos, 4 bucks a pop, could be worse
>peer into kitchen from table
>MFW HoeZay is dumping a fucking premade sleeve of tortillas and hard tacos onto the prep table
>MFW I see the big tub of premade salsa
>MFW I can tell the steak in my tacos was frozen, the refried beans were frozen, the rice was frozen, everything was fucking frozen
>MFW everyone else in my family but me continued to go there for the 2 months it remained open before it flopped
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No.9825
>>9472
He isn't totally out of line though.
Some of the shit people post on here is absolutely disgusting, and not all of it is even on purpose.
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No.9848
Whoa, where'd my tripcode go.
Damn it Codemonkey, fix your shit!
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No.9923
People complaining about food at a fast food joint.
People complaining about the price of food in a proper restaurant.
People complaining about waiting twenty minutes for a meal.
Ｐｅｏｐｌｅ ｗｈｏ ｄｏｎ’ｔ ｌｅａｖｅ ａ ｇｒａｔｕｉｔｙ ｆｏｒ ｅｘｃｅｐｔｉｏｎ ｓｅｒｖｉｃｅ， ｏｒ ｅｖｅｎ ａｓ ａ ｐｉｔｙ ｄｏｎａｔｉｏｎ ｆｏｒ ｓｏｍｅｏｎｅ ｃｌｅａｒｌｙ ｈａｖｉｎｇ ａ ｒｏｕｇｈ ｄａｙ ｄｕｅ ｔｏ ｓｈｉｔｔｙ ｃｕｓｔｏｍｅｒｓ．
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No.10021
>>9427
Your dad is a fucking legend.
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No.10055
>>9427
>>9427
>>slaps every piece of pink shaved ginger into his mouth at once thinking it's ham
Oh god the horror. Fuckin kill me now if this is true.
God fucking damn.
My story.
>be visiting old school friend social group over Christmas
>Encourage them to go to a Japanese restaurant for lunch
>None of them know what to order
>I suggest some Chicken Katsu to my friend who eats kfc regularly.
>he can't seem to get his chopsticks working
>keeps dropping his fucking food
>Notice that ALL my fucking friends can't operate chopsticks
>they go and get knife/fork
>Jesus fucking Christ
>Whole meal ends up being an awkward, cringe-worthy disaster
And that's when I realized I needed new friends.
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No.10058
>>10055
Chopsticks are hard, man…
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No.10063
>>10058
>read directions on paper sleeve
>try for a few minutes
>now I can easily pick up anything that was designed for chopsticks
That's how I learned. How does this not work for anyone but the literally retarded?
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No.10066
>>9427
>highschool
>spent the day on a field trip with entrepreneur class
>visiting self started restaurants, asking managers questions
>over all, great day,good food, interesting people
>last place, owner/operater had a family emergency
>eating in the back, staff stopped coming because we had finished everything and paid
>no other customers
>4 other people beside me and the teacher
>upperclassmen talks about wanting goat cheese next time they eat Mexican
>pronounce it "goat jizz"
>I'm destroyed
>"what did you say?"
>"I wish I had goat jizz. A mouthful of host chizz would really have been good."
>my sides
>I embarrass myself through laughing, litterally rolling on the floor
>10 minutes later we leave, I thank God no one was in the store
Wew highschool. I'm glad that class was so small.
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No.10072
>>10063
>been trying since I was 7 years old
>fail every time
I-I dunno…
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No.10141
>>4995
>not even any options to pay little extra to get that bit of that sweet mayo in the burger as dip for the fries
McDonald's does that if you ask. They have items available that aren't on the menu.
>people that say MREs taste like shit
>people who flavor with salt while cooking when salt is available at the table
>people who snub cheap food because it's cheap
I dunno if it's obvious, but I have nearly zero experience in gourmet cooking. I've probably made more napalm with the double-boiler than chocolate goods.
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No.10142
>>10141
>Dipping your fries in mayo
Eurocucks, I will never understand this abhorrent, irredeemable behavior.
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No.10145
>>10142
I'm American. I wouldn't dip my fries in sweet-mayo, but I'd order a big mac with extra sauce in a cup, then pile fries onto the burger and add more sauce.
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No.10149
>>10145
>eating at McDonalds for any reason whatsoever
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No.10168
>>6998
>not eating seafood
>not eating pork
Oy vey! What do you have against the chosen people, goy? Can't a man talk about bagel recipes without having to put up with anti-semetic hate speech?
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No.11738
>>5168
>cod
>salmon
>identical
you know I don't believe you, right?
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No.11751
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No.11752
>>9343
Show me how senpai.
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