No.4990 [View All]
So what brings out your inner /ck/-rage?
>At a sushi place
>Someone puts their ginger in their wasabi-soy mix
IT'S A MOTHERFUCKING PALATE CLEANSER. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING.
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No.7102
>>5178
>Kids being let to do whatever they want on the fucking restaurant, running like retards, or them crying when they're seated.
A-fucking-men. One of these days, I swear to god that I'm going to chokeslam a kid through a table, pick him up, and give him a tombstone piledriver as 20,000 screaming patrons cheer me on.
Fuck I hate loud and unruly kids, and I hate their lazy ass, entitled parents twice as much.
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No.7112
>>7069
>steak less than well done
What in the hell. If you eat steak well done you are a fucking monster. That is the best way to ruin a cut of meat, unless it's ground meat, you don't cook it well done. You lose the flavor, and the molecular integrity of the steak is obliterated beyond taste. I hope you at least make roasts medium rare, otherwise you're a despicable human being. Steak well done is at the very best acceptable, but don't hate others for liking their food to be eaten correctly.
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No.7631
>>7076
>offer food to sister
>"try this, it's fantastic!"
>"ok, what's it taste like?"
>"just try it, I can't really describe it"
>"ok, but what does it taste like?"
>"you'll find out if you put it into your mouth"
>"but, what if I don't like it?"
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No.9312
>>5178
I'm going to do it just to piss you off.
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No.9320
>>9312
feed that bitch dirt… and penis. penis is good too.
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No.9322
>>4990
>at a sushi place
>someone wants a fork because they can't handle the sticks
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No.9323
>>5178
> SMACKING YOUR MOUTH AND CHEWING WITH YOUR MOUTH OPEN
i think that pisses off everyone…
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No.9326
>>5010
>restaurant carpet
wew
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No.9327
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No.9332
>>9327
>webm for ants
Let me help you.
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No.9333
>>9332
>20 minutes to post
>8ch eats the file
th-thanks
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No.9337
>>9332
>>9333
there isn't a whole lot to see in it
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No.9343
>>9337
I refuse to accept that excuse for posting a webm smaller than the thumbnail.
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No.9344
>>4990
>horseradish paste soaked with green food coloring
>wasabi
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No.9346
Adding salt/pepper or using any condiments on any item. If its not good enough on its own that you have to smother it with trash then you shouldnt have been eating it in the first place
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No.9388
>>7024
I can do you one better.
Genuine OC We start 'em young 'round here
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No.9394
People that drench everything in ranch when it's not even good, like that kraft shit.
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No.9398
The contents of shopping carts around me, while I'm queueing at the cashier in a supermarket.
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No.9427
>>9322
>take my dad out to some jap place
>order a bunch of different stuff to try a bit of everything
>he can't stop giggling at the "octopus balls" I ordered
>meal arrives octopus balls have a white sauce on them
>his sides get obliterated
>watch him struggle with the chopsticks after he calms down
>he's holding them in a fist trying to stab things and pick them up like it's a two-pronged fork held by a kindergartener holds a crayon
>his sushi falls to pieces mid way to his mouth
>watch in horror as he picks up the plate and uses the chopsticks to scrape the carnage into his mouth
>starts just using his hands
>slaps every piece of pink shaved ginger into his mouth at once thinking it's ham
>puts the deep fried veges into his miso soup and lets them soak into it before mashing them around and drinking it
He liked it enough to go there a second time but holy shit.
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No.9428
>puts the deep fried veges into his miso soup and lets them soak into it before mashing them around and drinking it
…I do that with the bottom half of the container when I order takeout. I've been too emberassed to do it in public, though.
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No.9432
>>9394
I rather put crappie ranch than ketchup on my french fries any day. But quality ranch votes a LOONG way.
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No.9436
I was making turkey tortilla wraps for friends and family. One guest wanted American cheese and ranch dressing. I felt personally insulted.
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No.9463
This board and the irrelevant crap on it.
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No.9472
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No.9481
>>5084
Ive found that since moving to the US the sheer amount of salt and fat in everything has nuked my palate, leaving food tasting underseasoned or bland. Its going to be nice when I get back to eating food made from good ingredients so I can readjust to appreciating good cooking, rather than just indulgent cooking.
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No.9494
>People who put ketchup on things that don't need ketchup
>People who ask for salt in foreign countries
>People who put condiments on things that are supposed to be eaten solo
>People who eat courses in the wrong order
>people who don't savor food
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No.9495
>>9494
>People who put ketchup on things that don't need ketchup
so everyone who uses ketchup then
>People who ask for salt in foreign countries
haven't heard of this one though. whats so wrong about it? foreign people might undersalt.
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No.9788
>Here is my list of people that need to be put in camps and castrated
>"vegans"
>There is no such thing since they still benefit from animal products somehow, but people that say their vegan anyway
are you retarded? you mean to say that all vegans should go to nazi camps and get harmed like that because SOME people lie about being vegan?
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No.9789
>>7631
but why wont you tell her?
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No.9792
>>9789
Describe to me, for example, Dr. Pepper to someone who has never tried it.
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No.9799
>>9792
not that guy, but
it's crisp and effervescent with a mostly fruit and sweet spice taste with a slight bite towards the end. it's sweet and tart at the same time and leaves a slight puckered dryness to the mouth after swallowing.
you need to work on your palate and vocabulary if you find this being a routine problem.
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No.9804
>>9799
anon doesn't have to become some kind of sommelier to satisfy some bimbos stupid questions that would be answered if she just tasted the food with as much vigor as she shoves dicks into her mouth
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No.9823
>>4990
>New Mexican food place in town
>Owned by people who apparently have 2-3 other places
>Entire staff is meh he can
>Pack up the whole family, party of 8, ready for tacos and churros
>Tacos, 4 bucks a pop, could be worse
>peer into kitchen from table
>MFW HoeZay is dumping a fucking premade sleeve of tortillas and hard tacos onto the prep table
>MFW I see the big tub of premade salsa
>MFW I can tell the steak in my tacos was frozen, the refried beans were frozen, the rice was frozen, everything was fucking frozen
>MFW everyone else in my family but me continued to go there for the 2 months it remained open before it flopped
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No.9825
>>9472
He isn't totally out of line though.
Some of the shit people post on here is absolutely disgusting, and not all of it is even on purpose.
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No.9848
Whoa, where'd my tripcode go.
Damn it Codemonkey, fix your shit!
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No.9923
People complaining about food at a fast food joint.
People complaining about the price of food in a proper restaurant.
People complaining about waiting twenty minutes for a meal.
Ｐｅｏｐｌｅ ｗｈｏ ｄｏｎ’ｔ ｌｅａｖｅ ａ ｇｒａｔｕｉｔｙ ｆｏｒ ｅｘｃｅｐｔｉｏｎ ｓｅｒｖｉｃｅ， ｏｒ ｅｖｅｎ ａｓ ａ ｐｉｔｙ ｄｏｎａｔｉｏｎ ｆｏｒ ｓｏｍｅｏｎｅ ｃｌｅａｒｌｙ ｈａｖｉｎｇ ａ ｒｏｕｇｈ ｄａｙ ｄｕｅ ｔｏ ｓｈｉｔｔｙ ｃｕｓｔｏｍｅｒｓ．
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No.10021
>>9427
Your dad is a fucking legend.
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No.10055
>>9427
>>9427
>>slaps every piece of pink shaved ginger into his mouth at once thinking it's ham
Oh god the horror. Fuckin kill me now if this is true.
God fucking damn.
My story.
>be visiting old school friend social group over Christmas
>Encourage them to go to a Japanese restaurant for lunch
>None of them know what to order
>I suggest some Chicken Katsu to my friend who eats kfc regularly.
>he can't seem to get his chopsticks working
>keeps dropping his fucking food
>Notice that ALL my fucking friends can't operate chopsticks
>they go and get knife/fork
>Jesus fucking Christ
>Whole meal ends up being an awkward, cringe-worthy disaster
And that's when I realized I needed new friends.
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No.10058
>>10055
Chopsticks are hard, man…
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No.10063
>>10058
>read directions on paper sleeve
>try for a few minutes
>now I can easily pick up anything that was designed for chopsticks
That's how I learned. How does this not work for anyone but the literally retarded?
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No.10066
>>9427
>highschool
>spent the day on a field trip with entrepreneur class
>visiting self started restaurants, asking managers questions
>over all, great day,good food, interesting people
>last place, owner/operater had a family emergency
>eating in the back, staff stopped coming because we had finished everything and paid
>no other customers
>4 other people beside me and the teacher
>upperclassmen talks about wanting goat cheese next time they eat Mexican
>pronounce it "goat jizz"
>I'm destroyed
>"what did you say?"
>"I wish I had goat jizz. A mouthful of host chizz would really have been good."
>my sides
>I embarrass myself through laughing, litterally rolling on the floor
>10 minutes later we leave, I thank God no one was in the store
Wew highschool. I'm glad that class was so small.
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No.10072
>>10063
>been trying since I was 7 years old
>fail every time
I-I dunno…
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No.10141
>>4995
>not even any options to pay little extra to get that bit of that sweet mayo in the burger as dip for the fries
McDonald's does that if you ask. They have items available that aren't on the menu.
>people that say MREs taste like shit
>people who flavor with salt while cooking when salt is available at the table
>people who snub cheap food because it's cheap
I dunno if it's obvious, but I have nearly zero experience in gourmet cooking. I've probably made more napalm with the double-boiler than chocolate goods.
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No.10142
>>10141
>Dipping your fries in mayo
Eurocucks, I will never understand this abhorrent, irredeemable behavior.
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No.10145
>>10142
I'm American. I wouldn't dip my fries in sweet-mayo, but I'd order a big mac with extra sauce in a cup, then pile fries onto the burger and add more sauce.
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No.10149
>>10145
>eating at McDonalds for any reason whatsoever
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No.10168
>>6998
>not eating seafood
>not eating pork
Oy vey! What do you have against the chosen people, goy? Can't a man talk about bagel recipes without having to put up with anti-semetic hate speech?
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No.11738
>>5168
>cod
>salmon
>identical
you know I don't believe you, right?
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No.11751
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No.11752
>>9343
Show me how senpai.
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