/christianity/ - Christian Theology & Philosophy

>>12639

I don't think that's true.

These guys seem good.

My own American seminary has a sister seminary in Bonn https://bsb-online.de/

Maybe you can find churches through them. I don't know German so I couldn't help.

>>12640

Yeah they seem to be all over the place

This is also just one denomination

>>12639

>The only choice is either to submit to this female homo nu-church, or become a catholic or some JW cultist.

There is another way, my brother.

>>12654

Glad to see there's still an Orthodox presence on the board. Attended my first Vespers last weekend, and it was incredible. The parish I went to has some amazingly nice people, and there happens to be a lot of converts there around my age, to boot.

It's perfect, but unfortunately, I wasn't thinking about the fact that I'm preparing for a massive exam that will effectively decide whether or not I can get into my (notoriously cutthroat) Master's program, as well as working full-time. Even after the exam, my program is compressed into 10 months, meaning it'll be brutal.

I'm still going to attend catechism tomorrow, and I plan on continuing to pray, research the faith, and watch sermons regularly… but I feel horrible about having to put this off again right after I found an amazing parish.

Compounding the issue is the fact that I was invited to attend Divine Liturgy that same weekend, and got up early specifically to do so, only to bungle my commute so badly that I would have been 15 minutes late. I don't know their policy on latecomers, but I imagine they wouldn't have been happy. Therefore, I felt the need to not attend, which just made me feel worse.

I'm planning on talking to the priests tomorrow; hopefully they won't be angry with me.

Please pray for me, anons.

Went to an orthodox church multiple times, same church but never committed. I feel embarrassed going back. Should I be embarrassed to go back? I want to stay this time.

So should I feel bad going back? Saturday I want to go to vespers.

>>12791

Dude, many cradles literally just show up for communion and leave. It's fine, not ideal, but I think you should have gone that day. God bless.

Idk what to do anymore

I want to become a tradcat, I even went to a latin mass today. Its even affiliated with SSPX. However the church was old, decaying, dusty and there was no heating system.

I felt very uncomfortable. Confession made me even more uncomfortable. The zombie-like repetition of the mary prayer made me want to leave. I left after confession.

I want to die, I have never felt this more depressed before. I think my mere existence is a cosmic joke made by god himself. I've been dealing with mental illness too.

I also have a hunch that my uncomfortableness in the church is satan playing games with me.

I made my mom cry by saying that I think that Pope John XXIII should have been burned at the stake for creating Vatican II.

I've been attending an orthodox church but its not the same. Nothing satisfies me. I have even tried non christian faiths. I don't know what to believe anymore.

>>12864

sounds like you still engage in impure acts which violate the 6th and 9th commandments. you must stay away from anything relating to sex if you wish to become closer to God.

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What is /christianity/'s opinion on pic related?

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th 10th plague of Egypt claimed th 1st born,

th blood of lambs on th lintel saved th

1st born of Jacob,

I believe that th plague were a contagion

& th blood of th lambs neutered that contagion,

th bible, more than a book of morality but

practical living,

in th law warning of marking one's self to th

dead, not cutting or tattoos cuz of hygiene,

same w foul food like swine. not to

spoil fun but for hygiene,

now some what safe w swine or seafood,

but as yesterday & today filth is filth,

I imagine those who eat much swine &

that seafood there are health negs possibly

still unknown, th minuche of th ill effects of foods,

practical living,

annoint th lintels of your doors w oil,

my belief over th last supper,

I were at a greek restaurant

over 20 yo ago, balsamic vinegar

& olive oil, w a bread dip,

took many years later to

think of this,

what practical living is in

this,

anoint your brow w oil,

practical living,

prayer, to load th global

consciousness to your needs,

what w global surveillance,

th words you utter in prayer

are loaded to all involved

in surveillance & even th top

echelons are exposed to

your desires, here in, psychology,

more of th practicality of th bible,

ppl listening in on Jesus & him thinking he

were alone, but he was watched

in ever word,

>>12953

being practical, I don't believe in any miracle

even in th bible, I believe all miracles in th

bible are rationally explained,

example, Elisha raising th son of th shulamite,

he laid face to face over th child to raise him,

me, aka he had relations w th woman to

bring her son back in a term,

Yeshua could do no miracles cuz th hardness

of hearts save only a few things aka bringing

ppl to th crossroads I call it, all th crossroads,

th blind to see, th awakening at th crossroads,

Yeshua saved th best wine for last,

here in th coming miracles, th 1st,

my basic sciences to wake all life

that is past,

put bugs in th freezer, live, dead or slow,

th cold to create a restoration, th dead taking from

th slow & strong in th soup of sugar, spices,

spicy candies, meds for neural activity,

excess water to create life in hairs too long in water,

possibly millet seeds in water, junk dna

to make those millet seeds an egg maybe,

kick open a reanimation for th smallest in bugs

that in time it create a shockwave towards

th reanimation of larger life forms &

all past returning,

worms, spiders, wasps, th rest in th freezer

for them to rejuvenate off th soup they share

to have th strong bugs in th soup give

strength to those slow or dead, th rest

in th cold to give th ability to restore,

my in this, all is watched in surveillance

to arrest power in th highest echelons,

not one idea going to waste

w/out th govs knowing th value in

a practical science or even men staring at goats

in th ethereal,

my bug sciences being amped by gov technology

to a greater reflect & possibility of

a greater day for all on earth,

in this I believe th beginning of th first

of all miracles, both th dead raised

in these bug sciences & healings enmasse,

do you get my very practicability,

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yo Niggah, Paul laughed at th Thessalonians

cuz they had party hats ready too,

2K yo later & ppl still obsessed w th tomorrow

& th next tomorrow & th next, not realizing they

still expected to show at their job tomorrow w

th hangover that keeps ruining th next tomorrow,

tomorrow tomorrow, it will always be

tomorrow cuz there is no tomorrow

but only today so what are you

doing today to keep th job you

need to pay for your bills that are

still gone be there tomorrow,

them, they still don't realize that

tomorrow never comes, no

matter how much they wait for it,

IMO th 10 plagues of Egypt are reasonably

explained,

Chris Bale's Moshe th best so far,

Moses doing simple sciences to cascade

those 10 plagues, what were those simple

sciences I don't know,

th entire plagues may have taken years

as opposed to th time line looking like

only a few days, most likely years in th

process,

cue th one I'd know th most of to reveal

your understanding on th other plagues,

th 10th plague being a contagion that th

blood of lambs on th door lintels vaccinating

those homes vs th death of th 1st born in those

homes, to know this one you may understand

th simple sciences that Moshe used to

created th initial cascade for th entire 10

plagues,

yep, me I believe th 10th plague were a contagion,

th lambs blood on th door lintels killed that contagion

from claiming th lives of th 1st born in

those homes, cool sciences huh,

yep, for me if you can there are very reasonable

explanations for all quote miracles that happened,

writer's liberty for this rationally explained out of

th ethereal we in error believe, if you can divide

to know th reality as opposed to th ethereal

that is on th surface,

Yeshua could only heal a few sick & do

no miracles aka get ppl to th crossroads,

not one miracle, no raising th dead, nothing,

all writer's liberty, nothing has changed,

I know ppl who brag about this or that dead raised,

took me time to realize those lies, those lies

these ppl did is very dangerous to th death

of th faith of many over th propheting of those lies,

ppl lie today th same as th bible over th dead raised or

th sick healed, this is very offensive to

th faith of many cuz th lies hurting th faith of many

cuz they are strung out on th hope these ppl

give those lies to encourage, very hurtful

to th faith of many,

like I say, Elisha raised th son of th shulamite,

he streched over th child face to face, to me, Elisha had relations w th shulamite to raise th child in a

new pregnancy, reality huh, reality,

my guess, an African Centurion nutted on a roman communal toilet & Mary sat down & got a backwash & thus she got pregnant, th reason I say Yeshua were black & him slagging th pharisees as whited sepulchers, th reason for his stature of

my guess a nigliath, Paul too called th religious whited sepulchers,

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no doubt that Yeezy did a lot ofcrazy things w herbs & berries,like Solomon & his husbandryw plants & animals,

bet he did some cool sciencesthat th EYE of that time took upfrom his behavior, Yeezy huh,

th EYE of th time in Solomon'sday for th sh Solomon created,

scooping up sciences they didin their days,

th EYE gleaning from th redactedsciences th wise did in those days,

Solomon or Yeezy creating &th EYE of those times editing th bibleso as to take for themselves thpractical sciences made in thosedays for th pre-eminence of th powerof th EYE in those days,

tao of meow,

-Venom,

to be practical,

I don't believe that Yehuda showed upin a toga to tell Jacob about circumcisionbut it were possibly in reality learning thispractice from others in that area& Jacob attributed th health practiceto Yehuda speaking through othersto help him safe guard vs th healthproblems related to a foreskin intact,

th infections surrounding an intact foreskin& how Jacob would have learned this healthpractice, any good thing could be attributedto Yehuda as Yehuda using ppl as hishands to educate ppl or increasea person's way to more success,

to hear of positive practices others use& attribute any form of increase toth providence of Yehuda that were exposed inany way for a person to learn for any increase in life,