b695b6 No.3875 [View All]
At last, you made your perfect invention! After dozens of failures and going through hundreds of assistants, you created something(relatively)stable! And just in time too, the M.A.D scientist commitee has opened registrations after losing 10% of its members in a freak black hole accident! Luckily you have the form right in front of you, all you have to do is fill it out and send it right to them!
M.A.D Scientist sheet:
>Name:
>Age:
>Ethnicity:
>SCIENCE!!!!:(whats your main scientific Field you dolt!)
Thank you for filling out your M.A.D sign up sheet! There is a ding as the paper teleports an official M.A.D lab right to your home. Excellent!
>Lab type:
>Inventions:[Insert first stable invention]
>Research money: 1million
>Facilities: M.A.D certified Lab
____________________________
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b695b6 No.4443
>>4352
Through your M.A.D skills you manage to create light based optics and sights, putting them on every rifle. Aftee that you give them to the company, and begin raking in the dough! +300,000
>>4356
The ferals quickly bow before you, praising you and robert as their one true god. Seems the parasytes are a success! +4 feral parasyte mutants
You fail to work on anymore parasytes, due to robert bothering you and forcing you to focus on the ferals as you get them under control.
>>4358
>>4368
>>4371
>>4372
The electricity and metal enhanced Lana alongside the Storm Doctor vs one H.E.R.O named StormEater. On all sides everyone prepares to fight, with Lana's electricity kicking into overdrive as the dr prepares his storm gauntlets. Lana charges, robotic body carrying her across the ground at a speed faster than humanly possible. She leaps at StormEater, lightning charged fost raised as she brings it down on the lone H.E.R.O. StormEater reacts immediately, and jumps back while firing a railgun blast at the android(cyborg or whatev). The shot hits her in the abdomen, flowing through her body and shorting her circuits temporarily. She flies back and lands on the ground, her metal mind fighting to restore control to her electric body. Seeing this the doctor fires off a aimed shot of electricity, only for StormEater to roll to the side and come up with three shots of plasma. One hits the doctor in the non-weapon shoulder, melting it in an instant, while the others hit his gauntlet and melt it to the doctors hand, causing him to scream in pain.
"You just couldnt surrender could you? One last choice doctor, surrender…"
StormEater hits the railgun setting on his rifle. "Or go to Jail limbless."
>>4359
>>4371
>>4372
The trenchers twirl their guns and open fire on Forceshot, automatic pistols letting loose a torrent of lead bullets. The H.E.R.O doesnt hesitate, and thrust out his sword hand to cause forcefield to appear. The bullets clatter against it uselessly, and he whips out his gun to fire a blast of force. It hits clone Trencher and sends him flying with a grunt into the table, breaking it, while the other Trencher gets into cover. He grabs you along the way and turns to you quickly. "Doc you got anything up your sleeves?"
>>4369
After much research you determine that the main problem was a peanut in the system! Angrily you fix the isssue and get all the guns working again.
>>4373
Almost theeeeere! War Robot(9/10)
[Do me a favor and put how far you are on something when you roll for it m8!]
>>4380
>Lab Type: M.A.D magitech lab
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b695b6 No.4445
>>4297
>>4357
(Here ya go m8)
After the last interesting test you decide to do another. You set up a new test system, a special nutrient paste meant to encourage growth. You shrink down some portals to microscopic size and have them in the males regular food and drink. The man doesnt even know he is eating portals, and they go straight down to his genitals as planned. The mans balls and penis rapidly shrink, surprising him to say the leasts, and then the portals put it up the females ass. She and the man express confusion and dissapointment, until the portals activate again. The mans dick and balls swell well beyond their normal size, causing them both to be very surprised at the onset of pleasure. The mans portal causes him to actively fuck the female, and when he comes it is much harder and larger than normal. The female takes it in and quickly begins gorwing stronger for her size, starting to look more naturally toned and muscular. Meanwhile she and the male attempt to go about their days, but it is quite hard when they are suddenly orgasming three or four times a day.
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b695b6 No.4448
 | Rolled 28, 87 = 115 (2d100) |
>>4356
>>Name: Jared Heimer
>>>Age:21
>>Ethnicity: Polish
>>SCIENCE!!!!: Bio Engineering (specializes In Virus and Parasite creation)
>>Thank you for filling out your M.A.D sign up sheet! There is a ding as the paper teleports an official M.A.D lab right to your home. Excellent!
>>stuff:
>>+Quarantined Lab Area
>>++4 feral parasite mutants
>>+Parasite
>>Lab Type: M.A.D Bioengineering Lab
>>Inventions: Parasite X022 (A Parasite that attaches Itself onto a missing limb. It Regrows as the Form of said limb and lives In symbiosis with the Host. Parasite 22 is sentient and prefers to be called by the name "Robert" it Is currently attached To Jared's Right arm.)
>>Research money: 850000
>>Facilities: M.A.D certified Lab
1/2:"Ah! Magnificent!" You four, Go out and Infect some things: Humans, Birds, Dogs. Return here with more Ferals in the morning! "
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b695b6 No.4449
| Rolled 12, 25 = 37 (2d100) |
>Name: Franz
>Age: 43
>Ethnicity: German
>SCIENCE!!!!: Artificial Intelligence
Thank you for filling out your M.A.D sign up sheet! There is a ding as the paper teleports an official M.A.D lab right to your home. Excellent!
>Lab type: Bigger M.A.D Computer Lab
>Inventions: A working drone with AI inside of it (Named jerry)
>Research money: 1.1 million
+Military Corporation funding
>Facilities: M.A.D certified Lab
+Jerry(Floating Pod with arms)
+Thomas (A small robotic toy train)
+10 interns
+Contract(Must make progress in terms of robots and weapons, or else your money will stop flowing! Also uh…dont trace anything back to them…)
>>4443
>War Robot(9/10)
1-2 "ahhhhh finally! I can see it taking shape now!" (finish the robot up)
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b695b6 No.4458
| Rolled 18, 81 = 99 (2d100) |
>Name: Crizyx Azixiz
>Age: 42
>Ethnicity: Undetermined
>Scientific Field: Electromancy
>Lab type: M.A.D. Electricity Exploration Lab
>Inventions: The viscous vitastatic Gelectrode, a marvel of modern confluence! Wait, define "stable".
>The electrosistant, an ideal mix of human smarts, robotic strength, and lightning. And by "ideal" I mean "crimes against humanity".
>The Storm Gauntlet, a true masterpiece of design. Just a thought and a spark, and you've got a hurricane-class storm at your fingertips!
>>Now with adjustable settings, and lightning!
>Research money: 800,000
>Facilities: M.A.D certified Lab
1/2 -
>Surrendering
>ever
Crizyx looked over at Lana, craning his head on the concrete. His arm hurt. Everything hurt. But he had to do something. If he could stop StormEater, Lana might have a chance. She could survive.
It was already too late for him. His gauntlet was fused to his hand. It crackled and flashed - it still worked. Barely. Barely was enough. Summoning all the strength his battered, aged body would allow, Crizyx balled a fist and supercharged the gauntlet. He lunged out, rising and swinging his dynacharged fist at the H.E.R.O.
It would have to work. It HAD to work. Even if he was killed in the resulting explosion, Lana could still make it out. She had all of his blueprints - finished and otherwise. She was too valuable and, though he hadn't said it, too important to him.
Enough introspection you insane old man. It's time for one more experiment.
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b695b6 No.4459
| Rolled 59, 25 = 84 (2d100) |
>>4443
>Name: Doctor Victor von Doom
>Age: Peasants like you don't get to know.
>Ethnicity: Romani
>Scientific Field: Magitech (Fusion of powerful sorcery with technology)
>Lab type:
>Inventions: Full-body titanium armor and mask to house his powerful frame, with the gloves capable of channeling massive amounts of electricity to the point where Doom's disciplined, personal self is a dangerous weapon.
>Research money: 1million
>Facilities: M.A.D Magitech Lab
1: Begin work on a power negation device, the kind that can take the strength and ability from a person - mundane and otherwise. The complete negation of a H.E.R.O.'s power via sorcery and technology, in theory. They're the only thing really stopping me from completion of a the unification of the world - a perfect world government under me, as it should be.
2. But that starts somewhere! And because I am DOCTOR VICTOR VON DOOM, and as such I never do anything without the highest and greatest flair, I must carve out a home region for myself. With my current strength, perhaps a small military base in northeast Europe shall do for now as the starting point for my government, near the Romani people I feel kinship with. The soldiers there will kneel to me - or they will after I turn one to dust. Necessary sacrifices, and done in the most dramatic way possible - FOR I AM DOCTOR DOOM.
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b695b6 No.4473
| Rolled 6, 10 = 16 (2d100) |
>>4445
>Name: Isaac Anderson
>Age: 37
>Ethnicity: Caucasian
>SCIENCE!!!!: Hard light generation and manipulation. (Holograms that can cut, force fields, lasers, etc)
>Lab type: Hologram Lab
>Inventions: Hardlight Hologram projector (Mk1) Better HoloProjectors(mk2s) Blade of lights(for my ninjas!)Laser Rifles(For my sponsor!), Better Optics(for the rifles I make)
>Research money: 1.31million
>Facilities: M.A.D certified Lab(Holoceptioned)
>Staff: 100 Ninja interns(armed with blades of light)
>One offs: Scream of NO to the heavens
>Sponsor: Wild Arms Military Supplier
1.Creat a light diffraction field for invisibility. Yes I know it'd weaken my other tech and is wholly unusable by my ninjas due to their hardlight nature, but this is an emergency measure for myself if a H.E.R.O. attacks. I can modify it to be better after the fact. Yes I know it's not a true invisibility cloak yet, I'm working on it. Don't judge me!
2. Improve my ninja's, make them faster, stronger, sexier(within reason, seriously no balloon tits on them, those are a massive work hazard here)
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b695b6 No.4483
| Rolled 63, 4 = 67 (2d100) |
>>4443
M.A.D Scientist sheet:
>Name:Vanzerclash Von Vake
>Age:52
>Ethnicity:American
>>>SCIENCE!!!!:Fake magical science of evil villains and the sciences that define them or being a evil villain
> Excellent!
>Lab type:M.A.D Volcano Lair
>First Invention:A "evil death ray" which technically is a Tesla Coil that is in a radar dish like shape that amplitudes the effect of electrocution to the nearby conductible areas therefore creating death and the public still call it a deathray while obviously I've just created a conductible anti air weapon. But sure call it a "death ray" because it violates United Nations laws and the Geneva Conventions by short circuiting airplanes.
>Research money: $1 million & $40,000
>Facilities: M.A.D certified Lab & Cloning pods
>Interns and workers: 27 & 3 clone assistants
>V.I.L.L.A.I.N Associates: Trencher
>Inventions:Trencher Personal Teleporter & Stronger Conductible Anti Air Weapon
>Clones:Clone Trencher
1-2 Use my stronger conductable anti air weapon to try to short circuit the weapons he has it'll need to be moved
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b695b6 No.4589
| Rolled 13, 63 = 76 (2d100) |
>>4443
>Name: Lana Igor
>Age: 27
>Ethnicity: American
>SCIENCE!!!!: Mechanics
Fluff:
Dr. Azixiz hired assistant of several years, she's a graduate of MIT with several degrees in Electrical Engineering and Programming. Helping the professor with his various inventions, her job is to make sure that the stuff he dreams up of actually works and doesn't blow up in everyone's faces, as well as bring him his usual cup of coffee with 7 sugars and 3 creams.
A bit serious and no-nonsense, she just makes sure everything works and runs smoothly.
Currently some kind of frankenstein creation
>Lab type: M.A.D Mechanics Lab
>Inventions:[Insert first stable invention]
>Research money: 1million
>Facilities: M.A.D certified Lab
+25 Robot Helpers
1-2. Gotta move. . .gotta act. . .
Can't feel. . .almost everything. . .
Need arms, just the arms and torso. . .rip off a metal bar from a railing nearby. . .sharpen. . .throw. . .
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b695b6 No.4624
| Rolled 57, 77 = 134 (2d100) |
>>4445
>Name: Freaky Frank
>Age: 67
>Ethnicity: Doesn't Matter
>SCIENCE!!!!: Psychological
>Fluff:
Freaky Frank. His discovery of portal technology and a shrink ray could make him a benevolent figure. It doesn't. He spends much of his time using said tech to kidnap men and women for his own enjoyment, playing with them as though they were his pets, especially shrinking them down to size for "easier management" or bringing them back to life size for "more personal games"
He sells a lot of his recordings as porn on the internet and whatever new tech he makes that is applicable as sex toys.
>Lab type:
>Inventions:
Shrinky Ray
Portal Rings
6/10 - Tentacle Creature
>Research money: 1million
>Facilities: M.A.D certified Lab
Subjects:
1 Male - Shrunken
1 Female - Shrunken
1-2. Work on an actual tentacle monster, a creature of slime and flesh, and put miniportals in its brain and body so I have full control of it.
It will be able to alter its body and tentacles to fit anything I wish, be it to lay eggs, spew thick cum, spin nets and wepping, or split into 100 tiny tendrils 6/10
That'll be my work for the day.
As for the couple for now, I'll not use that creature yet.
I have yet another experiment for them. I'll want to do a bit of temperature play this time. Let's see how horny they will have to be to overcome discomfort for pleasure.
Blindfold them, so they can only feel, not see. Place a pool of cold water with lots of ice in it, frozen to the touch, and put them on either side. They'll be able to put their leg into the water to feel how cold it is, but once they are deep enough they can't get out. Tell them once they get to the middle, I'll give them their genitals back.
Then, start pumping the gas. Let's see if I can get them horny enough to have sex in freezing water.
Ah, but here's the special part. Once they do reach the middle, I'll make it so the portal allows them to have sex with each other. However, the portals will also lead to a bowl of very warm water.
The result is that while they are freezing cold, they'll have to fuck each other through intense heat, made felt the hotter due to them freezing.
Let them do each other a couple of times there. After that let them dry off, and warm them so they don't get hypothermia. Then let them shower, taking away their genitals again.
Then comes the next part, slowly increase the heat of the shower, gently, let them get warm and comfortable after being cold, and then turn up the gas again. When the water is hot and steamy and they are very horny again, give it back to them.
Ah, but this time, instead of placing cold water between their genitals in another room, make it ice water. Up until then their genitals hadn't felt the cold yet, having been previously warmed. Now if they want to have sex, they'll have to do it through cold, icy water, even though the rest of their body is hot.
This should be a fun experiment to watch!
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b695b6 No.4628
| Rolled 39, 91 = 130 (2d100) |
>>4443
>Name:Cameron Weiss
>Age: 23
>Ethnicity: American
>SCIENCE!!!!: Macro Biology/ Gene Splicing
>Lab type: Genetics Lab
>Inventions:Hybrid of a coyote pup and a rattlesnake hatchling named Presley
>Research money: 3/4 million
>Facilities: M.A.D certified Lab
>Inventory:Giant Ferret (Chi Chi)
>Lion Cub (Cuddles)
>Bear cub (Unk)
>Lion Bear Cub (Luca)
>Venom Cure
>Remote Extractor
>>10 Genetic Samples
>Samples:Bear Dna, Lion Dna
1:Alright lets get this serum done, strength of the bear, heat sensing of a rattlesnake, loyalty of a coyote, magnificent hair of a lion. This should work 4/?
2:Spend the night cuddling with all the animals and getting them to trust me. Having lab animals hate you is not a good way to stay alive.
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b695b6 No.4643
| Rolled 62, 35, 76, 1 = 174 (4d100) |
>>4483
>>4458
First two anon, second two Orodnon
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b695b6 No.4649
>>4448
Following your orders to the letter, the ferals go out and hunt. By the time morning comes they bring back an assorted variety of mutated animals, monstrous birds, strange rats and squirrels, and even two people! Or at least…what used to be people. +3 Feral Birds +2 Feral Rats +2 Feral Squirrels +2 Feral People(Add the word Parasyte to all of these)
>>4449
Your greatest creation is finally complete! As the paint is applied you and the interns look up at a massive machine, with a number of guns on its metal torso. Made with all your focus and energy, it is the ultimate machine/walker, and you and the interns celebrate your success, with the corp executives thanking you for such great work! +War Machine/Robo Walker
>>4458
>>4643
Unwilling to end it here, unwilling to let Lana die, unwilling to fail, you ball up you gauntlented fist, and supercharge the guantlet. Your hand glows as raw power flows through it, the hair on your body standing as the electricity flows through you. The H.E.R.O, his name forgotten in you desperation raises his rifle and pulls the trigger just as you punch, a beam of plasma heading right towards you. The weapon in your hand shoots what can only be called a storm, bolts of unfettered lightning focused at the hero. They overwhelm the plasma beam easily, flying right at him as he seemingly shows shock through his body language. He is stunned as his form is overwhelmed by blue bolts, gun exploding in his hand as the energy overwhelms him. He is sent flying off the tall building, armor broken and twisted as he soars to the ground below in silence. You gasp for air, lightning flickering over your form as you fall back down to the ground out cold with a mad smile on your tingling lips.
>>4459
1. Work begins on the perfect device, one to nullify the powers of both H.E.R.Os and V.I.L.L.A.I.Ns who dare attempt to face DR DOOM! All you need is certain materials and none shall be able to stop you! +Nullifyer(2/???)
2. You decide to start somewhere when you take over the world, and fly up to the small nation of Romani. There you find the only big military base, Veniola.
>>4473
You fail to create a stealth device, and accidentally give the ninja holograms balloon tits. Darnit you just told yourself NOT to do that!! +Balloon Tits Ninja Intern Holograms
>>4481
A genius idea comes to you, and you use the enrichment chamber on the peanut! You put it in the massive cylinder, and it floats in the air as you activate it. With the push of a button you send two atoms right at it, and the effect is magnificent. There is a massive release of energy in the chamber, and when it comes back down you see something forming in the chamber! +???(???/???)
>>4483
>>4643
You attempt to use the other weapons you have, but before you can the H.E.R.O destroys the control panel. Frustrated, Trencher comes out of cover and engages the hero, bullets deflecting off the shield before he dodges a trio of force bolts and gets back into cover.
>>4589
You begin recovering, and gain just enough control to see the H.E.R.O fly off the top of the building due to the doctor.
>>4624
Smut tomorrow I promise. Tentacle Monster(9/10)
>>4628
With a clear head you work on the serum, making sure it is on the right track before retiring for the night. You take the risk and cuddle with your pets, somehow not torn to shreds in an instant. Super Serum(6/10)
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b695b6 No.4656
| Rolled 16, 6 = 22 (2d100) |
>Name: Franz
>Age: 43
>Ethnicity: German
>SCIENCE!!!!: Artificial Intelligence
Thank you for filling out your M.A.D sign up sheet! There is a ding as the paper teleports an official M.A.D lab right to your home. Excellent!
>Lab type: Bigger M.A.D Computer Lab
>Inventions: A working drone with AI inside of it (Named jerry)
>Research money: 1.1 million
+Military Corporation funding
>Facilities: M.A.D certified Lab
+Jerry(Floating Pod with arms)
+Thomas (A small robotic toy train)
+War Machine/Robo Walker
+10 interns
+Contract(Must make progress in terms of robots and weapons, or else your money will stop flowing! Also uh…dont trace anything back to them…)
1-2. Well then I suppose that I should continue making these robots
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b695b6 No.4657
| Rolled 85, 10 = 95 (2d100) |
>>4649
>Name: Isaac Anderson
>Age: 37
>Ethnicity: Caucasian
>SCIENCE!!!!: Hard light generation and manipulation. (Holograms that can cut, force fields, lasers, etc)
>Lab type: Hologram Lab
>Inventions: Hardlight Hologram projector (Mk1) Better HoloProjectors(mk2s) Blade of lights(for my ninjas!)Laser Rifles(For my sponsor!), Better Optics(for the rifles I make)
>Research money: 1.31million
>Facilities: M.A.D certified Lab(Holoceptioned)
>Staff: Balloon Tits Ninja Intern Holograms(armed with blades of light)
>One offs: Scream of NO to the heavens
>Sponsor: Wild Arms Military Supplier
Use off NOOOOOOOOOO!
1.Fix my holograms, no one will take me seriously with them looking like that.
2. Make a light dampening field. For obvious reasons.
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b695b6 No.4658
| Rolled 39, 52 = 91 (2d100) |
>>4649
>>Name:Cameron Weiss
>>Age: 23
>>Ethnicity: American
>>SCIENCE!!!!: Macro Biology/ Gene Splicing
>>Lab type: Genetics Lab
>>Inventions:Hybrid of a coyote pup and a rattlesnake hatchling named Presley
>>Research money: 3/4 million
>>Facilities: M.A.D certified Lab
>>Inventory:Giant Ferret (Chi Chi)
>>Lion Cub (Cuddles)
>>Bear cub (Unk)
>>Lion Bear Cub (Luca)
>>Venom Cure
>>Remote Extractor
>>>10 Genetic Samples
>>Samples:Bear Dna, Lion Dna
1-2:"I'mma working on a super serum, all the doo da day, i'm working on a super serum to save this contray." 6/10
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b695b6 No.4669
| Rolled 4, 34 = 38 (2d100) |
>>4649
M.A.D Scientist sheet:
>Name:Vanzerclash Von Vake
>Age:52
>Ethnicity:American
>>>SCIENCE!!!!:Fake magical science of evil villains and the sciences that define them or being a evil villain
> Excellent!
>Lab type:M.A.D Volcano Lair
>First Invention:A "evil death ray" which technically is a Tesla Coil that is in a radar dish like shape that amplitudes the effect of electrocution to the nearby conductible areas therefore creating death and the public still call it a deathray while obviously I've just created a conductible anti air weapon. But sure call it a "death ray" because it violates United Nations laws and the Geneva Conventions by short circuiting airplanes.
>Research money: $1 million & $40,000
>Facilities: M.A.D certified Lab & Cloning pods
>Interns and workers: 27 & 3 clone assistants
>V.I.L.L.A.I.N Associates: Trencher
>Inventions:Trencher Personal Teleporter & Stronger Conductible Anti Air Weapon
>Clones:Clone Trencher
1-2 GODDAMNED FORCE WEAPONS, Trencher clone distract him, Trencher wait on my cue to shoot him. I'll deal with him, don't upstage each other focus on the duties you're presented with. When yall get him distracted I'll go in for the kill.
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b695b6 No.4680
| Rolled 66, 52 = 118 (2d100) |
>>4649
>Name: Freaky Frank
>Age: 67
>Ethnicity: Doesn't Matter
>SCIENCE!!!!: Psychological
>Fluff:
Freaky Frank. His discovery of portal technology and a shrink ray could make him a benevolent figure. It doesn't. He spends much of his time using said tech to kidnap men and women for his own enjoyment, playing with them as though they were his pets, especially shrinking them down to size for "easier management" or bringing them back to life size for "more personal games"
He sells a lot of his recordings as porn on the internet and whatever new tech he makes that is applicable as sex toys.
>Lab type:
>Inventions:
Shrinky Ray
Portal Rings
6/10 - Tentacle Creature
>Research money: 1million
>Facilities: M.A.D certified Lab
Subjects:
1 Male - Shrunken
1 Female - Shrunken
1-2. Keep working on the Tentacle Monster
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b695b6 No.4681
>>4448
>>Name: Jared Heimer
>>>Age:21
>>Ethnicity: Polish
>>SCIENCE!!!!: Bio Engineering (specializes In Virus and Parasite creation)
>>Thank you for filling out your M.A.D sign up sheet! There is a ding as the paper teleports an official M.A.D lab right to your home. Excellent!
>>stuff:
>>+Quarantined Lab Area
>+4 feral parasite mutants
>+3 Feral Birds parasite
>+2 Feral Rats parasite
>+2 Feral Squirrels parasite
>+2 Feral People parasite
>>+ feral Parasite
>>Lab Type: M.A.D Bioengineering Lab
>>Inventions: Parasite X022 (A Parasite that attaches Itself onto a missing limb. It Regrows as the Form of said limb and lives In symbiosis with the Host. Parasite 22 is sentient and prefers to be called by the name "Robert" it Is currently attached To Jared's Right arm.)
>>Research money: 850000
>>Facilities: M.A.D certified Lab
1: Continue work on Px045
2: "Seems the strain can survive in most life forms. I'll keep spreading it, perhaps I'll have it take a trip to the zoo."
(Send the Rats, Birds, Squirrels to go Infect Creatures at The Zoo.)
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b695b6 No.4682
| Rolled 62, 91 = 153 (2d100) |
>>4681
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b695b6 No.4687
>>4649
>Name: Crizyx Azixiz
>Age: 42
>Ethnicity: Undetermined
>Scientific Field: Electromancy
>Lab type: M.A.D. Electricity Exploration Lab
>Inventions: The viscous vitastatic Gelectrode, a marvel of modern confluence! Wait, define "stable".
>The electrosistant, an ideal mix of human smarts, robotic strength, and lightning. And by "ideal" I mean "crimes against humanity".
>The Storm Gauntlet, a true masterpiece of design. Just a thought and a spark, and you've got a hurricane-class storm at your fingertips!
>>Now with adjustable settings, and lightning!
>Research money: 800,000
>Facilities: M.A.D certified Lab
>>4677
1/2 - Crizyx looks around the scarred street, trying to pick himself and clear his head. Bah, would that he were 20 years younger! He calls out for Lana, but the android is nowhere to be seen. Damn that H.E.R.O.! He's in no condition to go chasing his android down, he scarcely knows where she is. All there is for him to do is make his way back to his lab, get himself fixed up, and see where Lana's data chip reports her location.
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b695b6 No.4692
| Rolled 100, 52 = 152 (2d100) |
>>4687
>Name: Lana Igor
>Age: 27
>Ethnicity: American
>SCIENCE!!!!: Mechanics
Fluff:
Dr. Azixiz hired assistant of several years, she's a graduate of MIT with several degrees in Electrical Engineering and Programming. Helping the professor with his various inventions, her job is to make sure that the stuff he dreams up of actually works and doesn't blow up in everyone's faces, as well as bring him his usual cup of coffee with 7 sugars and 3 creams.
A bit serious and no-nonsense, she just makes sure everything works and runs smoothly.
Currently some kind of frankenstein creation
>Lab type: M.A.D Mechanics Lab
>Inventions:[Insert first stable invention]
>Research money: 1million
>Facilities: M.A.D certified Lab
+25 Robot Helpers
Actually, turns out I misread the turn.
This is why you don't rush the Baz.
1-2. I'm still here. Get up and help the Doctor, carrying him home.
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b695b6 No.4705
| Rolled 51, 48 = 99 (2d100) |
>>4687
>tfw forgot to roll
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b695b6 No.4780
>>3875
>Name: Dr. G. Lados
>Age: 24
>Ethnicity: British
>SCIENCE!!!!: Robotics and Cybernetics
Thank you for filling out your M.A.D sign up sheet! There is a ding as the paper teleports an official M.A.D lab right to your home. Excellent!
>Lab type:
>Inventions:[Insert first stable invention]
>Research money: 1million
>Facilities: M.A.D certified Lab
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b695b6 No.4782
>>4780
>Lab Type: M.A.D Robotics Lab
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b695b6 No.4784
| Rolled 99, 34 = 133 (2d100) |
>>4782
>Name: Dr. G. Lados
>Age: 24
>Ethnicity: British
>SCIENCE!!!!: Robotics and Cybernetics
>Lab type: M.A.D Robotics Lab
>Inventions:[Insert first stable invention]
>Research money: 1million
>Facilities: M.A.D certified Lab
1.2. Work on a cybernetic eye to replace one of my own. An eye that will help with my work
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b695b6 No.4824
>>4784
You create a fantastic cybernetic eye! It allows you to see in the dark, target and analyze people and things, see in multiple spectrums, and so much more! +Cybernetic Eye, -$125,000
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b695b6 No.4825
| Rolled 54, 85 = 139 (2d100) |
>>4824
>Name: Dr. G. Lados
>Age: 24
>Ethnicity: British
>SCIENCE!!!!: Robotics and Cybernetics
>Lab type: M.A.D Robotics Lab
>Inventions:Cybernetic Eye
>Research money: 1million
>Facilities: M.A.D certified Lab
1.2. replace one of my own eyes with the cybernetic eye.
3.4. Now that that is done begin making drones to assist me in lab work.
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b695b6 No.4826
| Rolled 6, 90 = 96 (2d100) |
>>4825
and the other 2 dice woops
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b695b6 No.4828
>>4825
>>4826
You make not one, but TWO cybernetic eyes, and put them both in, giving you far better vision! You then get to work on some drones and finish them quite quickly. +10 General Purpose Small Drones
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b695b6 No.4829
| Rolled 3, 80, 45, 3 = 131 (4d100) |
>>4828
>Name: Dr. G. Lados
>Age: 24
>Ethnicity: British
>SCIENCE!!!!: Robotics and Cybernetics
>Lab type: M.A.D Robotics Lab
>Inventions:Cybernetic Eye, 10 General Purpose Drones
>Research money: 1million -$125k (Not feeling like mathing atm)
>Facilities: M.A.D certified Lab
1. Use the drones to build more drones
2.3. Begin creating a cybernetic arm that can hold and morph into various tools.
4. Make Contact with a scientist dealing in weaponry, a fair trade, guns, preferably automatic or laser based, to be put onto drones in trade for Drones to put the guns on.
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b695b6 No.4834
>>4656
You attempt to continue making more of the robots, but as you work you hear alarms blaring around the building. You and your fellow engineers look around, wondering whats happening, until suddenly the doors to the lab burst open, three guards flying in! You all look over in shock as out of the smoke comes 10 men in sleek armor, glowing guns in their hands. One of them steps forward, a pistol in his hands, and looks right at you.
"Dr.Franz, your coming with us."
>>4657
You fall to your knees, ball up your fist, and let out a NOOOOOOO to the heavens as you realize your failure. It doesnt last long, as you stand back up and walk through the room of bewbs and over to the projector. Thats it, if theres one thing no Anderson does its fail! You fix the holograms, making them almost perfectly normal except for some slightly bigger than average breasts. Due to your focus though you fail to make a light dampening field.
>>4658
You finish the super serum! +Super Serum
>>4666
You start working on the peanut, researching its reactions until you end up with something aproaching a humanoid form.(2/???)
>>4669
Force-shot fights both Trenchers, and you are unable to find a suitable opening. Both Trenchers then state that they're retreating, with or without you.
>>4680
You continue working on the tentacle monster until BAM! Its finished! +Tentacle Monster(Ill give ya smut and stuff for free when you post next, so just detail what you want.)
>>4681
>>4682
Work Progresses smoothly on Px045(8/10)
Meanwhile you send your pets out, and they infect two bears! +Feral Bear Parasyte
>>4692
>>4687
(Daily reminder that the smut was requested, so calm your tits)
Despite all the pain running through her body, Lana manages to reactivate and stand up, turning to see the doctor lying on his back while out cold. She then looks over the railing to see no sign of the H.E.R.O, showing that he has escaped. She ignores his disappearance, instead heading straight to the Doctor. She picks him up easily, and takes him back to the lab…
Once back there she begins to work on saving him. She has seen enough and knows enough to not only heal him, but make him better! It seems though that some of the doctor's madness has rubbed off on her, as she comes up with the craziest way to heal him…through sex.
Amplifying her bodies non-organic elements, she produces(by accident)electric nanomachines that can turn others into Electroandroids like her. She then takes the doctor to the bedroom, and begins the week long sexual healing process. She daily rides the doctor, being often filled with his enhanced semen. The sex builds metallic parts on his cracked and scarred skin, electricity and metal making up for lost blood and flesh respectively. By the end of the week the doctor is fully healed, no longer a creature of flesh and blood but a superior android of metal and lightning. Not only that, but Lana is pregnant with a baby.
(Lana)
+Pregnant
+Nanomachine Womb
(Doctor)
+Electric Android Body
>>4829
The drones fail to build more drones for some reason, and other scientist laugh at your attempts to make deals. On the plus side you begin working on a powerful cybernetic arm. +Cybernetic Arm(6/10)
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b695b6 No.4835
| Rolled 89, 33 = 122 (2d100) |
>>4834
>>Name:Cameron Weiss
>>>Age: 23
>>>Ethnicity: American
>>>SCIENCE!!!!: Macro Biology/ Gene Splicing
>>>Lab type: Genetics Lab
>>>Inventions:Hybrid of a coyote pup and a rattlesnake hatchling named Presley
>>>Research money: 3/4 million
>>>Facilities: M.A.D certified Lab
>>>Inventory:Giant Ferret (Chi Chi)
>>>Lion Cub (Cuddles)
>>>Bear cub (Unk)
>>>Lion Bear Cub (Luca)
>>>Venom Cure
>>>Remote Extractor
>>>>10 Genetic Samples
>>>Samples:Bear Dna, Lion Dna
>Super serum
1:"Alright, I'm not insane enough yet to try this on myself… I know!" Put an add out in science weekly looking for interns willing to be used as a human guinea pig Pun intended
2:Go take Presley for a nice walk in the dog park
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b695b6 No.4836
| Rolled 23, 7 = 30 (2d100) |
>>4834
>Name: Isaac Anderson
>Age: 37
>Ethnicity: Caucasian
>SCIENCE!!!!: Hard light generation and manipulation. (Holograms that can cut, force fields, lasers, etc)
>Lab type: Hologram Lab
>Inventions: Hardlight Hologram projector (Mk1) Better HoloProjectors(mk2s) Blade of lights(for my ninjas!)Laser Rifles(For my sponsor!), Better Optics(for the rifles I make)
>Research money: 1.31million
>Facilities: M.A.D certified Lab(Holoceptioned)
>Staff: Bustier than average Ninja Intern Holograms(armed with blades of light)
>Sponsor: Wild Arms Military Supplier
1. Better, Much better. Now make that Light dampening field generator.
2. Create a hardlight reactive shield generator for personal use.
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b695b6 No.4838
| Rolled 30, 30 = 60 (2d100) |
>>4834
>Name: Franz
>Age: 43
>Ethnicity: German
>SCIENCE!!!!: Artificial Intelligence
Thank you for filling out your M.A.D sign up sheet! There is a ding as the paper teleports an official M.A.D lab right to your home. Excellent!
>Lab type: Bigger M.A.D Computer Lab
>Inventions: A working drone with AI inside of it (Named jerry)
>Research money: 1.1 million
+Military Corporation funding
>Facilities: M.A.D certified Lab
+Jerry(Floating Pod with arms)
+Thomas (A small robotic toy train)
+War Machine/Robo Walker
+10 interns
+Contract(Must make progress in terms of robots and weapons, or else your money will stop flowing! Also uh…dont trace anything back to them…)
1-2 "LIKE HELL I AM! INTERNS ACTIVATE PROTOCOL 201-A!"
(Activate the AI in the robot and use it to kill these 10 guys)
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b695b6 No.4839
| Rolled 29, 38 = 67 (2d100) |
>>4834
>>Name: Dr. G. Lados
>>Age: 24
>>Ethnicity: British
>>SCIENCE!!!!: Robotics and Cybernetics
>>Lab type: M.A.D Robotics Lab
>>Inventions:Cybernetic Eye, 10 General Purpose Drones
>>Research money: 1million -$125k (Not feeling like mathing atm)
>>Facilities: M.A.D certified Lab
1. Continue working on my cybernetic arm.
2. What a pitiful fool that man is, very well I shall make the guns for my drones itself.
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b695b6 No.4840
| Rolled 24, 31 = 55 (2d100) |
>>4834
M.A.D Scientist sheet:
>Name:Vanzerclash Von Vake
>Age:52
>Ethnicity:American
>>>SCIENCE!!!!:Fake magical science of evil villains and the sciences that define them or being a evil villain
> Excellent!
>Lab type:M.A.D Volcano Lair
>First Invention:A "evil death ray" which technically is a Tesla Coil that is in a radar dish like shape that amplitudes the effect of electrocution to the nearby conductible areas therefore creating death and the public still call it a deathray while obviously I've just created a conductible anti air weapon. But sure call it a "death ray" because it violates United Nations laws and the Geneva Conventions by short circuiting airplanes.
>Research money: $1 million & $40,000
>Facilities: M.A.D certified Lab & Cloning pods
>Interns and workers: 27 & 3 clone assistants
>V.I.L.L.A.I.N Associates: Trencher
>Inventions:Trencher Personal Teleporter & Stronger Conductible Anti Air Weapon
>Clones:Clone Trencher
1-2 Clone myself as a distraction then have myself kill him
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b695b6 No.4916
| Rolled 36, 57 = 93 (2d100) |
>>4834
>Name: Crizyx Azixiz
>Age: 42
>Ethnicity: Undetermined
>Scientific Field: Electromancy
>Lab type: M.A.D. Electricity Exploration Lab
>Inventions: The viscous vitastatic Gelectrode, a marvel of modern confluence! Wait, define "stable".
>The electrosistant, an ideal mix of human smarts, robotic strength, and lightning. And by "ideal" I mean "crimes against humanity".
>The Storm Gauntlet, a true masterpiece of design. Just a thought and a spark, and you've got a hurricane-class storm at your fingertips!
>>Now with adjustable settings, and lightning!
>Research money: 800,000
>Facilities: M.A.D certified Lab
"Lana, that- godDAMN when did you branch into nanotechnology? This is aMAZING!!! I don't know HOW you did it, but this is a scientiFIC BREAKTHROUGH!" Crizyx tests out his new form with a brisk jump and a kick. "Forget a raise, you're getting a FUCKING PROMOTION!! How does co-inventor and assistant holder of my patents and properties sound for a start?! I wish you'd shown me this research earlier! Oh man, this is going to be GREAT!!"
1/2 - Ever the mercurial intent, Crizyx focuses far less on the intimacy between he and Lana, and instead on the revelation of her nanotechnology. What other applications could it have- wait! "WHAT IF WE ADDED MORE LIGHTNING?!"
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b695b6 No.5188
| Rolled 24, 70 = 94 (2d100) |
>>4834
>Name: Lana Igor
>Age: 27
>Ethnicity: American
>SCIENCE!!!!: Mechanics
Fluff:
Dr. Azixiz hired assistant of several years, she's a graduate of MIT with several degrees in Electrical Engineering and Programming. Helping the professor with his various inventions, her job is to make sure that the stuff he dreams up of actually works and doesn't blow up in everyone's faces, as well as bring him his usual cup of coffee with 7 sugars and 3 creams.
A bit serious and no-nonsense, she just makes sure everything works and runs smoothly.
Currently some kind of frankenstein creation
>Lab type: M.A.D Mechanics Lab
>Inventions:[Insert first stable invention]
>Research money: 1million
>Facilities: M.A.D certified Lab
+25 Robot Helpers
+Pregnant
+Nanomachine Womb
>>4916
1. "That is a an agreeable contract of employment, Doctor"
Assist the doctor with his lightning machine.
2. Get a big belly over the next few months as the baby comes to term, and start to get some maternal leave and work on small mechanical projects.
>Maybe invent something interesting too
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b695b6 No.5255
>>4835
1. Yeah its definitely not smart to use this on yourself…thats why your gonna go get others to use it on! You put an ad in and bam! You get ten interns both male and female. +10 Willing Test subjects
2. You also take presley for a walk and get everything from stares to screams. Oh well, you had fun with him and thats all that matters.
>>4836
You attempt to make a light dampening field generator, and get some good work done on it.(2/10)
Sadly your work on the hardlight generator is not as progressive, and causes the Ninja Interns to once again get balloon tits. *Sigh*
-$50,000
>>4837
The peanut men grow bigger and stronger as you keep on bombarding them with gamma radiation and other particles. (6/10)
>>4838
Oh heck no, your not going nowhere! You get into your mech(thankfully you were right next to it)and activate it with a smile. The robot walker stands, guns at the ready, and is at your will to devastate those fools! For some reason though they dont run, though they keep the interns at gun point, how odd.
>>4839
Almost done with the arm!(8/10)
Seems your going to have to make your own guns, which you dont mind doing at all! +Gun Drones(2/10)
>>4840
You attempt to do something else, but then Trencher grabs you and runs. "Thats it Doc, were getting out of here." The hero pursues, but you two make it to a helicopter and fly away from the volcano.
>>4916
>>5188
The two of you together work on a lightning machine, happy as always to be with each other. Eventually though Lana must sit it out due to her growing belly, but your still having fun! +Lightning Machine(4/???) (Tell me what your making exactly)
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b695b6 No.5256
| Rolled 66, 19 = 85 (2d100) |
>>4834
>>Name: Jared Heimer
>>>Age:21
>>Ethnicity: Polish
>>SCIENCE!!!!: Bio Engineering (specializes In Virus and Parasite creation)
>>Thank you for filling out your M.A.D sign up sheet! There is a ding as the paper teleports an official M.A.D lab right to your home. Excellent!
>>stuff:
>>+Quarantined Lab Area
>+4 feral parasite mutants
>+3 Feral Birds parasite
>+2 Feral Rats parasite
>+2 Feral Squirrels parasite
>+2 Feral People parasite
>+2 Feral bear parasites
>>+ feral Parasite
>>Lab Type: M.A.D Bioengineering Lab
>>Inventions: Parasite X022 (A Parasite that attaches Itself onto a missing limb. It Regrows as the Form of said limb and lives In symbiosis with the Host. Parasite 22 is sentient and prefers to be called by the name "Robert" it Is currently attached To Jared's Right arm.)
>>Research money: 850000
>>Facilities: M.A.D certified Lab
Px045(8/10)
1. Work on px045 some more.
2. Start Work on a parasite Bomb. Should Infect everyone Within a 2km radius With the Parasites.
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b695b6 No.5264
| Rolled 97, 51 = 148 (2d100) |
>>5255
>Name: Franz
>Age: 43
>Ethnicity: German
>SCIENCE!!!!: Artificial Intelligence
Thank you for filling out your M.A.D sign up sheet! There is a ding as the paper teleports an official M.A.D lab right to your home. Excellent!
>Lab type: Bigger M.A.D Computer Lab
>Inventions: A working drone with AI inside of it (Named jerry)
>Research money: 1.1 million
+Military Corporation funding
>Facilities: M.A.D certified Lab
+Jerry(Floating Pod with arms)
+Thomas (A small robotic toy train)
+War Machine/Robo Walker
+10 interns
+Contract(Must make progress in terms of robots and weapons, or else your money will stop flowing! Also uh…dont trace anything back to them…)
1. Tell the robot to open fire with it's machine guns
2. tell the interns to charge the men holding me and attack them with fists and boards with nails in them
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b695b6 No.5268
| Rolled 79, 92 = 171 (2d100) |
>>5255
M.A.D Scientist sheet:
>Name:Vanzerclash Von Vake
>Age:52
>Ethnicity:American
>>>SCIENCE!!!!:Fake magical science of evil villains and the sciences that define them or being a evil villain
> Excellent!
>Lab type:M.A.D Volcano Lair
>First Invention:A "evil death ray" which technically is a Tesla Coil that is in a radar dish like shape that amplitudes the effect of electrocution to the nearby conductible areas therefore creating death and the public still call it a deathray while obviously I've just created a conductible anti air weapon. But sure call it a "death ray" because it violates United Nations laws and the Geneva Conventions by short circuiting airplanes.
>Research money: $1 million & $40,000
>Facilities: M.A.D certified Lab & Cloning pods
>Interns and workers: 27 & 3 clone assistants
>V.I.L.L.A.I.N Associates: Trencher
>Inventions:Trencher Personal Teleporter & Stronger Conductible Anti Air Weapon
>Clones:Clone Trencher
1-2 Work on getting a scottish castle laboratory for the sciences of evil
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b695b6 No.5292
| Rolled 74, 90 = 164 (2d100) |
>>5255
>Name: Isaac Anderson
>Age: 37
>Ethnicity: Caucasian
>SCIENCE!!!!: Hard light generation and manipulation. (Holograms that can cut, force fields, lasers, etc) Light Dampening Field(2/10)
>Lab type: Hologram Lab
>Inventions: Hardlight Hologram projector (Mk1) Better HoloProjectors(mk2s) Blade of lights(for my ninjas!)Laser Rifles(For my sponsor!), Better Optics(for the rifles I make)
>Research money: 1.26million
>Facilities: M.A.D certified Lab(Holoceptioned)
>Staff: Ballon Tit Ninja Intern Holograms(armed with blades of light)
>Sponsor: Wild Arms Military Supplier
1. GOD DAmmit! I just fixed them. Fuck it, fix them, again.
2. Continue work on light dampening field.
1. Better, Much better. Now make that Light dampening field generator.
2. Create a hardlight reactive shield generator for personal use.
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b695b6 No.5293
>>5292
first one and 2 are what I want second ones are errors from copy paste.
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b695b6 No.5302
| Rolled 76, 38 = 114 (2d100) |
>>5255
>>Name:Cameron Weiss
>>>Age: 23
>>>Ethnicity: American
>>>SCIENCE!!!!: Macro Biology/ Gene Splicing
>>>Lab type: Genetics Lab
>>>Inventions:Hybrid of a coyote pup and a rattlesnake hatchling named Presley
>>>Research money: 3/4 million
>>>Facilities: M.A.D certified Lab
>>>Inventory:Giant Ferret (Chi Chi)
>>>Lion Cub (Cuddles)
>>>Bear cub (Unk)
>>>Lion Bear Cub (Luca)
>>>Venom Cure
>>>Remote Extractor
>>>>10 Genetic Samples
>>>Samples:Bear Dna, Lion Dna
>Super serum
>10 Interns
1:"Alright who wants to earn their school credits!" Inject one of the interns with the serum.
2:"The rest of you clean Luca's pen. I don't know if its the bear dna or the lion dna but she leaves the biggest messes."
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b695b6 No.5370
| Rolled 19, 98 = 117 (2d100) |
>>5255
>>Name: Dr. G. Lados
>>Age: 24
>>Ethnicity: British
>>SCIENCE!!!!: Robotics and Cybernetics
>>Lab type: M.A.D Robotics Lab
>>Inventions:Cybernetic Eye, 10 General Purpose Drones
>>Research money: 1million -$125k (Not feeling like mathing atm)
>>Facilities: M.A.D certified Lab
1. Continue working on my cybernetic arm. 8/10
2. What a pitiful fool that man is, very well I shall make the guns for my drones itself. 2/10
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b695b6 No.5424
| Rolled 57, 89 = 146 (2d100) |
>>5255
>Name: Crizyx Azixiz
>Age: 42
>Ethnicity: Undetermined
>Scientific Field: Electromancy
>Lab type: M.A.D. Electricity Exploration Lab
>Inventions: The viscous vitastatic Gelectrode, a marvel of modern confluence! Wait, define "stable".
>The electrosistant, an ideal mix of human smarts, robotic strength, and lightning. And by "ideal" I mean "crimes against humanity".
>The Storm Gauntlet, a true masterpiece of design. Just a thought and a spark, and you've got a hurricane-class storm at your fingertips!
>>Now with adjustable settings, and lightning!
>Research money: 800,000
>Facilities: M.A.D certified Lab
1/2 - NANOTECHNOLOGY! The microscopic wave of the future! No time for getting bogged down in ancient formulae and theories, this is the CUTTING EDGE of Science!! And if I add lightning to the functioning of these nanobots, then it will be the BLASTING EDGE of Science too!!
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b695b6 No.5427
>>3875
M.A.D Scientist sheet:
>Name: Dr. Michael Donahue
>Age: 24
>Ethnicity: Caucasian
>SCIENCE!!!!: Materials engineering and molecular design.
Thank you for filling out your M.A.D sign up sheet! There is a ding as the paper teleports an official M.A.D lab right to your home. Excellent!
>Lab type:
>Inventions:[Insert first stable invention]
>Research money: 1million
>Facilities: M.A.D certified Lab
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b695b6 No.5428
>>5427
Oh, first invention. A really, really, really, really, REALLY, REAAALLY, RREEEEAAALLY sharp knife.
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