/britfeel/ - Feel Britannia

Can anyone recommend a keyboard?

Mine is fucked. Or maybe you could just tell me why it rarely ever types "J" and "B" unless I press several times and always does double Fs.

Why the fuck are 3 pronged forks still manufactured?

Nobody likes them, they feel horrible in your mouth, they are ineffective at picking stuff up, they're certainly not standard so nobody is expecting them or has experience using them and they look ridiculous.

Black bedsheets look great until you have a wet dream.

>>68804

What a rubbish OP. Is this really the standard we hold ourselves to?

>>68812

I'm trying to be a good lad and self-improve. It's hard, but I'm trying.

>>68816

Ah, I see you've been browsing /lit/ for around 2-3 days now.

My blender broke today. Quite sad since it must be about 25+ years old. It was just a plastic gear part but I doubt I'll be able to find a spare part.

>>68812

I'm getting a raise at work but my manager still hasn't told me how much by. Guess I'll find out in 4 weeks.

>>68817

No I've never been there. Is it a good board?

>>68820

It's alright.

>left bin bags at in the work kitchen

>they were there all week

>will probably be flies and bad smells everywhere on monday

>>68824

Put your glasses on.

>>68825

FUCK OFF!

>>68812

The entire internet, especially imageboards, is unrecognisable to what it was only three or four years ago. It's all in decline.

>tfw up at good boy hours

>tfw already had breakfast, tidied my room and on the way to the gym

>tfw all this whilst you schmucks are reading this 4 hours late because you're still in bed

>>68822

They're really good lad.

>>68812

>>68827

>Forums died

>imageboards are dying

>everything now is shitty social media focussed on promoting NEW content.

I miss the old days.

>>68812

>What happened to Khan academy updates?

Lupus was the one who started it and kept tabs on our scores, and she died.

Want an invite to the official britfeel discord?

>>68837

Me and Smitho are already in it you clown.

>>68837

Delete yourself.

What have you been up to today then lads?

>>68840

Got up late, haven't really done anything since. I think my mum wanted help with something in the garden, so I'll ask her about it now.

I have reason to believe that the OP image maker for this thread is a nonce

>>68843

Right, that's all I needed to hear. Someone remake it.

>tfw old enough to remember this

>>68845

1995 is probably about as early as I can remember hearing music too, never liked scatman though.

>>68842

Can one of you gymfags tell me how many calories/protein I have to consume a day to be a bigboi.

Also my legs are becoming disproportionately stronger than my upper body and I don't know how to stop. Not visibly bigger but the progress for how much I can lift now from when I started lifting is much greater in my legs. Is this normal?

>>68849

I'm not ok with this.

>>68849

TOP BREAKFAST

>White Monster

>nothing

Preddy good Breakfast

>coffee and bread squashed up into a ball

>just coffee

Depressed Mum breakfast

>tea and cigarettes

Normie breakfast

>buttered toast

>cornflakes and milk

ADHD breakfast

>sugary cereal: Krave, crunchy nut, frosties etc

Shit tier breakfast

>"full English"

>>68851

>bread squashed up into a ball

Belongs in 'special needs tier' tbh

>>68849

fucking Jamie Oliver got to him

>>68848

>Can one of you gymfags tell me how many calories/protein I have to consume a day to be a bigboi.

Work out your TDEE (total daily energy expenditure) here (https://tdeecalculator.net/) and eat 500 kcal more than that per day for two days after lifting

>Also my legs are becoming disproportionately stronger than my upper body and I don't know how to stop. Not visibly bigger but the progress for how much I can lift now from when I started lifting is much greater in my legs. Is this normal?

It's not unusual. Everyone has their strengths and weaknesses, but it will probably balance out as you become more advanced.

Who here /big boy meals/?

>>68855

>height only goes up to 7ft

This was made for manlets.

>>68855

How often should I be lifting?

>>68857

It takes 48 hours for your muscles to recover, so never train the same muscle group two days in a row. Do you need a routine?

Fantastic. What a talent.

>>68858

Kinda

Are you offering to give me one?

>>68860

I can only recommend what I do, which is a PPL (Push/Pull/Legs) split. You'll hit your whole body over the course of three workout days, and each session is focused primarily around a heavy compound lift (exercises which target large muscle groups; bench press, deadlift, squats, overhead press) with some isolation work (exercises targeting fewer muscles; bicep curls, lateral raises, etc.) added in.

>Push day: chest, shoulders, triceps

>Pull day: back, biceps, traps

>Leg day: legs

You can find plenty of examples on google, but I can go into more detail about my own routine if you like. Do you have a gym membership?

On the topic of lifting, I've been at it for 2 years and I got my first mire today.

>random black guy walks up to me

>"you go gym, innit bruv?"

>"sometimes"

>"I thought so"

>he smiles and walks away

>>68865

Inspiring.

What will you all be getting up to today? I'll be putting some stock out on the shelf, and when I get home I'll be ordering a burger.

>>68867

I'm off today and tomorrow, so I'll probably be catching up on all the achievements I haven't got yet on Civ 6

>>68861

>Do you have a gym membership?

Yeah

>but I can go into more detail about my own routine if you like

Yes please

>paid £100 for a screen replacement 6 weeks ago

>dropped my phone 3ft last night with a phone protector and screen protector

>wake up

>check time

>lcd leak everywhere

There's absolutely no visible damage on the screen, not even a crack. how the fuck is this possible?

Why are the royal mail so shit and awkward? Pretty much any other parcel service in the UK is better.

I tried to deliver a parcel to a building site with an address but unfortunately the postman was unable to deliver it because it wasn't a "registered" address in their database. They didn't even leave a red card for any of the workers so nobody was able to pick it up from the post office.

When I spend THIRTY FIVE minutes calling them, their only offer was a redeliver. A redeliver which the man on the phone sheepishly confirmed was futile because the postman would once again refuse to deliver it.

Literally any other parcel service would happily deliver to a building site and use a bit of common sense, but everything with the royal mail is so fucking awkward.

I have just got back from an ultrasound scan on my testicles. The nurse said they look great.

>>68874

Hope they showed you this video

>>68875

Porn is more harmful than cigarettes.

>>68875

>>68876

How?

>>68877

Cigarettes aren't a weapon of psychological terrorism designed to turn you into a male angler fish world government fuckdoll, I bet they're easier to quit too. If you can't work it out unironically kill yourself.

>>68878

Nah, they just destroy pretty much every organ in your body, drain your bank and give you floppy dick.

>>68879

I'd be willing to bet that you've spent a majority of your life watching porn 2-3 times a day and perhaps you've quit recently and the ego boost from quitting is making you feel like a god who can rightfully lecture other people.

I however, have no use for porn and never will do.

>>68880

>I'd be willing to bet that you've spent a majority of your life watching porn 2-3 times a day and perhaps you've quit recently and the ego boost from quitting is making you feel like a god who can rightfully lecture other people

You'd lose your money in that bet. I masturbated once or twice a week during the bulk of my teenage years (predominantly without porn as this was before "youtube except with porn" websites existed or were popular), but once I'd gone full hikki, I spent about 5 years masturbating daily/multiple times a day to increasingly extreme forms of porn and hentai. I made the decision to cut down on masturbation and cut out the really degenerate shit several years ago, which I've mostly stuck to, minus the occasional relapse.

To say I've quit would be a boldfaced lie, and that's why you'll never see me posting Varg images, despite agreeing with the sentiment. I don't lecture to anyone about porn usage or the porn industry, but if the topic comes up I'm not going to pretend there's nothing wrong with it, or that there's anything good about it for that matter. If the question is "which is worse: porn or ciggies?", I'd say both are detrimental to the individual, but while cigs will destroy a person physically, porn will destroy them mentally, socially, spiritually, and additionally, slowly erode the moral fabric of the society it's being pushed in. From that perspective, I'd say that porn is worse. Cigs are still bad though, I've held a passionate anti-smoking stance since I was a lad.

>>68881

>youtube except with porn

When I was about 11, I knew porn existed but I was too scared to search for it because I was worried my parents found out how to "undelete" internet history.

I clicked through a massive chain of related videos on youtube which back then were a lot more unpredictable because there was no proper algorithm for any related videos. Finally I'd get to a 12 second clip of a woman's ass walking away from the camera which I furiously masturbated to in between intense World of Warcraft sessions. I figured clicking a series of links and not actually searching for porn would somehow hide my internet history from my parents.

I have a feeling the homersimpson.jpg image was targeted towards me. I've watched porn maybe once in the past year and that was with the mindset "Man, it's been a while since I've watched porn. I wonder how I'd feel if I watched a whole load of porn". So I did and of course it felt good, and then I did it again and it felt pretty average and by the 3rd time I felt so sluggish and mentally exhausted that I could just lie in my chair like a cum covered corpse. Since then I decided it's not worth watching porn again.

I went on a bit of a tangent but basically I don't like porn. I think it's disgusting but I still respect peoples right to produce and watch pornography.

>>68882

>"Man, it's been a while since I've watched porn. I wonder how I'd feel if I watched a whole load of porn".

This is why I shaln't be doing it anymore. I recently broke a 27 day streak and felt just as bad afterwards as I used to. Going without it for a while makes you forget why you stopped in the first place.

>>68882

>I have a feeling the homersimpson.jpg image was targeted towards me

The was mainly just a rib at what's become a bit of a cliche of these threads, that whenever something conservative, traditional, christian, or /pol/-esque gets posted, a fairly predictable response from the one simpson-posting lad with libertarian views will invariably follow it.

>So I did and of course it felt good, and then I did it again and it felt pretty average and by the 3rd time I felt so sluggish and mentally exhausted that I could just lie in my chair like a cum covered corpse

I imagine it's a fairly universal experience, and I can certainly relate, but I guess it comes down to personal politics whether or not that makes the individual the problem, or the product and it's industry the problem. I think the addictive properties of internet porn make it a one-sided issue in favour of the producers and distributers, although I don't think either party is in the right. There are definitely people, like yourself, that are able to overcome temptation without much struggle, but I think that the potency of modern-day vices like internet porn are simply too strong for many, particularly since moral and religious guidance have fallen out of fashion, and the breaking apart of the family unit.

I view it the same way I do hard drugs, where I don't necessarily hate the people that have ended up addicted to them or destroying themselves (and by extension, their communities) through them, but more the manufacturers and dealers taking advantage of them and profiting off people's weaknesses. With my accelerationist cap off, I don't think the right thing to do is to sit idly by while society attempts to destroy itself, which I believe to be the ultimate end result of unrestrained freedom, as for all it's benefits, it allows for the freedom to abuse.

>>68885

Pornography Censorship is a slippery slope.

>>68885

>the one simpson-posting lad

There are at least 2 of us.

>>68886

As is Pornography Proliferation. I believe in a middle ground, somewhere away from 24/7 immediate access to hundreds of thousands of videos produced with bad / misguided intentions, but also away from any government or movement attempting to ban and/or destroy any and all depictions of nudity and sex.

>>68887

>…with libertarian views

I'm pretty sure he out simpson-posts you anyway, at least enough to feel like I called him out specifically.

>>68888

I thought you were talking about me since I had just posted one earlier in the thread.

Lads, what's the difference between logic and reason?

You alright lads?

I've made a quick test recording with my new mic. What do you think? How do I into EQ and compression?

https://instaud.io/2Qj3

>>68893

Regarding EQ, I wouldn't recommend anything too drastic, although you should probably use some sort of hi-pass filter around 60 to 80 Hz to remove the unwanted low frequency content in the recording.

I processed your recording with a bit of EQ and compression myself just to demonstrate https://my.mixtape.moe/yhxrnu.flac . Load it into your audio editor of choice and compare the waveform and sound with your raw recording (I recommend normalising it because it was quite a low level signal initially).

The exact procedure I took was:

>Normalise to 0 dB

>EQ

12dB/octave hi-pass filter at 60 Hz

-1.5 dB at 950 Hz

+1 dB at 10 kHz

>Compression

Threshold: -20 dB

Ratio: 2.5:1

Attack: 10 ms

Release: 35 ms

>>68894

>>68895

I really appreciate all the help you've given me lad, I'll make sure to cut you in when I'm swimming in audiobook shekels. It's a lot to take in, but once I've got it down at least that'll be it and I can just crack on with recordings. The funniest thing is I learned this stuff in music tech at college but forgot it all because I never used it after becoming disillusioned and becoming a NEET (and not the philosopher kind).

Lads, I hit my toe off a doorframe really hard. Now it has a throbbing pain going all the way up my foot. This hurts so bad.

>>68888

Not going to happen without the government attempting to ban pornography viewing/distribution in the name of child safety.

Better off letting people know the dangers and letting them make their own decision if they want to jack off to porn.

>>68899

I see what you're up against now lad, that layout is an outright trap. Is there no way you can shuffle the obstruction a bit further down so you've more time to straighten out after the sharp turn?

I stubbed my toe on my bed so hard the other week that it turned purple. What's the damage like?

>>68900

Too early to inspect the damage properly.

Still hurts but I'll report back later after a full foot inspection.

>Is there no way you can shuffle the obstruction a bit further down so you've more time to straighten out after the sharp turn?

The obstruction has been removed.

How the mighty have fallen

>>68902

I knew that was a Kanye quote because it was mentioned in a podcast I listened to this morning.

The podcast was originally release like 3 years ago.

Small world.

>>68902

>Mighty

>>68902

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

>>68902

I was actually thinking about him earlier today.

>he took the meditation pill

I knew he was a good lad with all the pro-Trump and Molyneux/Southern stuff but this just confirms it

>>68907

Yeah, the point of it is to diffuse the sudden bursts of air from your mouth caused by plosive sounds like "buh" and "puh". If you hold your hand up just in front of your mouth and make plosive sounds, you'll feel what I mean. Without a pop shield, that burst of air will hit the diaphragm of the mic and cause a massive bassy "bomp", that you wouldn't hear in reality unless someone spoke directly into your ear.

The further the shield is from the mic, the greater the diffusion, but of course you (the vocalist) can't be too far away otherwise you'll just be picking up the sound of the room instead of your voice. You should be about 4 - 6 inches away from the mic for a softly spoken reading voice, up to 12 inches if you're shouting, and the pop shield should preferably be about halfway.

Morning lads. What are you listening to on this Royalty Free Friday? For me, it's this absolute tune.

Gen Zyklon is coming along nicely.

This black man is unironically based

It is literally impossible for a book/novel to actually be "scary".

>>68915

Depends on your definition of "scary" and your level of desensitisation. A non-interactive book is never going to be able to make you jump out of your seat in fright, but it can describe and explore scenarios that are unsettling and spine-chilling.

>>68915

Fucking retard.

Get out of here.

I've got genital warts lads

>>68918

That's God's way of telling you to stop being a normalfag.

>>68917

Name some scary books, otherwise YOU can fuck off.

>>68920

Your biography.

>>68921

>calls me a retard for stating that no books are actually scary

>can't even name one single book to counter this

Thanks for proving me right.

>>68922

Which books have you read that definitely aren't scary?

Who here /high status alpha male/

>>68922

The only thing he's proven is that you are in fact retarded. Lack of a counterargument won't make a wild and unproven assertion true.

>>68913

What the fuck, she looks about 10 years old.

>>68926

Middleschool Dollar Extreme.

>>68925

>>68923

Is it really that difficult for you guys to name a scary book? You're really can't name one? Wow, I was exaggerating but maybe I actually was unironcally right.

>>68928

>name scary book

>"wooooow… literally lmaoing at your life right now…. you must be gay if you find that scary looool i read that shit when i was in primary school and thought it sucked lmaoooo"

There you go, just saved us all some time.

>>68929

He's not wrong tbh. I've read a lot of Poe and lovecraft, neither of those were particularly unsettling. I've also read what Walter De la mare horror that I can find, and house of leaves, all of which were somewhat boring, and didn't leave me with much.

I get horror as a thematic genre, and it's okay like that but I've not been able to find anything actually scary.

>>68929

The truth is, you've never read a book you actually consider scary, and you just can't admit it.

>>68930

This lad gets it.

>>68928

>>68931

I want to know which horror books you've already read so I can suggest some ones that may be a bit different.

You have actually read a horror story, right?

>>68932

Well, from a quick search of what are meant to be the scariest novels:

Dracula - creepy, great atmosphere, but not scary

The Shining - not even slightly scary (bit shit actually)

American Psycho - not scary, and I don't think it was meant to be

Frankenstein - not scary

From Lovecraft I've read A Shadow Over Innsmouth, and I've read most of Poe's stuff. I enjoyed them but they didn't scare me.

I admit I made an intentionally provocative comment in the hopes of getting some good recommendations

>>68933

In future just ask for good recommendations instead of begging for arguments like some excitement deprived nu-male.

>>68934

Fine. I apologise.

Damn…

Good morning.

So can anyone PLEASE actually recommend a scary book.

>>68940

Are you trying to prove you're a tough lad because you don't get scared at books? Someone would have recommended one yesterday if they knew one. Horror films are only scary because of jumpscares and since horror fiction doesn't have jumpscares you'll probably have a hard time finding one that's scary.

Read Siege.

>>68940

The Bible

>Don't follow it go to hell

>All the stuff about the rapture

>>68940

Because you specified books and not horror in general, I'm going to assume you have no trouble being immersed in horror movies. So either -

1. You're such a bottom tier brainlet that you can only be frightened by jumpscares

2. You're a slightly above the bottom brainlet who is unable to get immersed in books but reads anyway because it makes you feel smart.

3. You literally googled "horror books". Funny enough every book you listed comes up on the first page of that search.

Option 2 makes a lot of sense.

You probably found Dracula and Lovecraft's stories bearable because they're quite short and easy to read but you were bored 1/5th into the shining because it's too long for you to quickly finish. Frankenstein was probably too hard for you to read.

For you I'd recommend Goosebumps.

I thought not mixing dark colours with whites in the washing machine was just a meme your mum used to bang on about.

I've just turned all my pillowcases a horrible grey colour.

>>68943

Yes I Googled books that are supposed to be scary, I fucking said that in my post. You act so incredibly affronted by my comment yet you still won't or can't state a book that you found scary. It's not a trick, any scary book will do.

>>68946

No, because you'll just come back later telling us about how much of a macho man you are for not being scared at the recommendation.

You lads hear about that helicopter trash? Fucking tragic. Prayers are with his family.

>>68948

My Dad said something about a helicopter crash.

>>68947

Sure kid, sure.

How to deal with paranoid and irrational thoughts?

>>68951

Just let them flow, it's allowed me to meet some great people via conspiracy theories

>>68951

Sometimes I worry other people can read my mind or have a keylogger installed on my computer. Just recognize such thoughts are irrational and focus your attention on other things. Having recurring irrational thoughts is only a problem if you start believing them.

>>68953

>Sometimes I worry other people can read my mind

I genuinely believed this when I was about 10, I was convinced that all the kids I didn't like at school were reading my thoughts and laughing at me, and that they'd all collectively decided to not tell me about their abilities.

>>68954

I don't believe it any more, but the thought surfaces occasionally. For me it was my immediate family who I thought were reading my thoughts.

>>68953

I had a panic attack a few weeks ago and I scrawled a bunch of names onto my bedside cabinet with a marker pen of people who I shouldn't trust because I thought they were plotting something against me.

Feels stupid now but it scares me that I always act on my paranoid thoughts instead of just keeping them in my head.

>>68951

Everyone gets them, some more than others, but the important thing is knowing that they're paranoid and irrational, which you seem to. When you start taking them seriously is when they become a real problem. Mindfulness meditation is a good way to train yourself to quickly identify and reject them.

The truth will be revealed. Soon.

I'd like the input from other posters on this.

Would anyone else agree that this type of post is the shittest, most obnoxious stuff posted here >>68959

Probably on par with people who link youtube videos without posting any context.

>>68960

I don't have much of a problem with that post in particular, it's certainly not as bad as some posts we've had in the recent past. The ones I really don't like are the forced memes/shitposting, and ritualposting whatever nu-halfchan's latest wojak edit of week is. 9 times out of 10 it's just a single anon respectively, same with the contextless youtube links. I am fairly convinced there's only about 6 lads here in total, and half of them are unrepentant shitposters that like to use these threads as their virtual toilet.

>>68961

I cringed when that guy tried to post that northener brainlet wojak about 5 times over 3 days and received 0 responses every time.

Thinking of buying a mountain bike.

>>68963

BUT I don't really know anywhere I could ride it. is what I've now realized

>>68964

How about the mountains?

>>68965

Looks like we got a joker here.

I'm going to be a bit cheeky and post a context-less Morality Man.

We ordered a bunch of office supplies to our office this week from Amazon. The address of our office is "Office 3", there is also a "Unit 3" on the same estate. Unit 3 is a closed down building that hasn't been used as long as I have worked here and all the other units on that block are closed down. They're very clearly not in use as they have boarded up windows and weeds growing all over the concrete outside.

We got a call from head office, which is the phone number linked to our Amazon account telling us that the courier angrily called claiming that nobody was "in" so he was leaving the stuff outside. I walked to the abandoned unit and all of our stuff was just dumped outside the boarded up door.

>>68967

I enjoyed this, thanks lad.

I have decided to stop being a coffee lad, and become a green tea lad instead.

*tea finishes brewing*

>>68974

>I have decided to stop being a coffee lad

Good lad

>become a green tea lad instead

Well, nobody's perfect.

>>68975

It's the healthiest beverage on the planet.

Go on then, what's your sip?

>>68961

I wouldn't class myself as a shit poster, but sometimes I post irrelevant or no-context shit just because it feels like the thread is dying otherwise

I'm at an external training course for work today. It's at a college but the college is huge and they gave no indication of where the building was. I ended up getting shepherded by someone from the finance department. Now I'm here, the course was meant to start at 9am and only one other person has made it yet.

>>68976

Black tea, like a true son of the Empire.

>>68977

It depends how it's done. There's nothing wrong with posting something utterly pointless or silly out of the blue, but if all someone does is post *actions* or phrases along the lines of "poo bum willy", then all they're doing is putting off good lads from posting. Why would anyone want to post anything half-decent if all they can see when they open the thread is a den of infantile shitposting? What's the point in this thread even being alive if the only content is utter crap? If it genuinely gets to the point where we can't keep this place going without a steady stream of low-effort shitposts propping it up, then I think it should just be laid to rest.

I don't like how youtube have decided to replace the related videos section with stuff they think you'd like to watch.

>>68981

It's the same as usual for me, are you sure it hasn't just logged you out?

Sometimes I like to post genuine questions but in an unconventional way.

Which leads me to the matter at hand. Yes, you know the one. What exactly, dear lads, have you been up to today?

>>68971

So do I, but I don't have a license.

>>68985

Such a nice car. It's a shame that it's so difficult to find one that is under 100k miles. I keep searching gumtree regularly in the hopes that I can find a decent one.

Are you trying to get a license?

>>68986

I've passed my theory but haven't done the driving test. I'm not currently taking lessons but I'll start again soon.

Is there actually any downside to taking sensible amounts of steroids?

>>68987

That's good. Are you going to buy a car straight away?

>>68988

HPTA shutdown?

>>68987

Start the lessons you lazy bum.

I feel sad, lads.

>>68989

Probably not, I don't have a job.

>>68991

I booked one for tomorrow.

>tfw 6 years no claims bonus

Becoming a green tea lad was the best decision I've made all week. How is it that I tolerated my lowly, coffee-fueled existence for so long?

If there are any coffee lads left, I extend to you my deepest sympathies.

>>68993

getting a car was the best investment I ever made in life

My first car cost £180.

Came with a free Dinosaur Jr cassette and a full tank of petrol too.

>>68998

What did you fail on?

>>68998

I would also like to know what you failed on, since I'll be doing it soon. Hope you aren't actually that upset over it lad, just try until you pass.

>>69002

>both times I took it

Are you one of those absolute spastics who takes the theory, then waits so long to do their practical that they have to do the theory again?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UOYcTGtnb4

>>68998

I passed on my third time lad, if it helps. Did worse the second time than the third.

>>69006

Meant to say I did worse the second time than the first.

Getting an office job was a mistake.

>>69004

No, I passed the theory because my mum was paying for my lessons, but she lost her job and had to stop paying for them so I couldn't keep them up while I was at college with no income.

Fast forward a few years and I had to resit the theory since my first pass had expired.

No need to get vitriolic about it, my jealous friend.

>>69009

Should have got an income then, schmuck.

>>69010

I have, I got my license 4 years ago.

>>69011

I got my licence 7 years ago, so that makes me the top dog of this department.

>>69012

How many attempts did that take, sweetie?

>>69013

1.

What do you lads think of this?

>>69016

>Poppy

Will someone please explain this meme to me?

>>69017

It's a girl that pretends to be weird and creepy to promote herself.

How do you like your whibblescromps in the morning?

>>69001

>>69000

Got failed on observation, Dangerous fault for not checking my left enough.

1st test i was all over the place and ended with 12 faults, cut it down to 6 faults on 2nd test but still wasn't enough.

Can he even be saved at this point?

>>69022

Only with a serious intervention, but that's highly unlikely, so I'd say no. If he ever has a magical epiphany moment and overcomes the delusion, he'll probably just take the easy way out and kill himself, like all the trannies before him.

>>69023

>he'll probably just take the easy way out and kill himself

I'm 99% sure this is how it's going to end.

Our boy is streaming Blizzcon. I always find it patronising how they hire random thots who don't even play video games to host their events.

>>69026

It gets people going.

It's what we've all been waiting for. Diablo mobile.

I need some new socks, lads.

Opinions?

>>69030

Depends what type of socks and what you're prepared to pay, but if you want quality, I recommend Pringle socks

>>69020

>REBUILDING BRITAIN FOR THE MANY NOT THE FEW

Whoa, I didn't know Labour was going full white-supremacist.

>>69031

Socks that will keep my feet warm all day when I'm in a freezing cold building.

>phone screen breaks on Tuesday last week

>take it to a repair shop the same day

>get told "bring back tomorrow, I fix then I get part"

>take it back Wednesday

>"okay must bring to supplier, he get me new screen leave phone come back Friday"

>go back Friday

>"oh, been so very ill, too ill to work couldn't bring with me. For you I get phone to supplier tonight, come back tomorrow"

>go on Saturday

>SHOP IS FUCKING CLOSED

>call his mobile

>"ah sorry not at shop today, you come back tomorrow I have phone ready"

>go back on FUCKING SUNDAY

>"ah I try to get free phone replacement but they say no, I try very hard but I keep trying okay?"

>ask him when it will be ready

>"Tuesday, Wednesday latest"

>go back ON FUCKING WEDNESDAY

>"ah sorry, supplier says phone may be jailbroken you jailbroke? Might not be able to get free screen but I give discount okay, fifty pound for you?"

>just accept the fifty pound repair because I'm fed up of waiting

>"okay good, come back Friday, definitely Friday"

>go back friday

>"ah sorry, phone still not back from supplier, will definitely be ready tomorrow, fifty pound for you yes?"

>agree, so close to getting it back now that I can't be arsed to argue

>go back this morning

>HE SHOWS ME MY PHONE WITHOUT A REPLACED SCREEN

>"ah, see problem is phone has crack on LCD, you must have dropped"

>I KNOW, I DIDN'T WANT A FUCKING WARRANTY, I JUST WANTED THE FIFTY POUND REPAIR LIKE WE AGREED ABOUT 4 TIMES

>tell him we already agreed what was going to happen and I wasn't interested in whatever warranty his supplier had

>ask him why my phone hasn't been repaired despite agreeing a time and price for this particular day

>"couldn't get free screen from supplier, you must have dropped"

>no idea what the fuck this is even supposed to mean, I didn't want a free screen, I just wanted it replaced

>ask him if he could just repair it now, I'll come back in a few hours

>"need to order screen, will be ready tomorrow, I take £15 off price, will be 85 okay?"

>NOT OKAY

>take phone and leave

>realize he was trying to get a free screen from his supplier just so he could pretend that the warranty was void because of jail breaking and he could take the entire £50 for himself

Never again.

>>69034

tldr

Nervous brown people observe Anglo Saxon warriors stand for moral dignity as pedofaggot that gets off exposing himself to children desperately hides behind (((women))).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0WCqJ_oGzQ

>>69035

he broke his phone and took it to some dodgy paki repair shop, the paki strung it out for a week and tried to scam him out of 50 quid

>>69034

Putting up for it for as long as you did was beta

>>69035

If that post was too much for your attention span then you need to FUCK off.

>>69038

I could tell at first glance it wasn't worth reading.

Dying here lads

>>69041

Someone's been a busy lad. https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=%22scroopleflomper%22

>>69040

>>69041

Never would have guessed that the person who constantly posts shitty videos is the fag who spams the thread with that floopity shit

Why the FUCK are Samsung spare parts so ludicrously overpriced?

>>69046

The Talmud is incredibly popular in South Korea. About twenty years ago they started circumcising their children, pumping out (((entertainment media))) across Asia and now the men either spend every hour outside of work in a PC cafe playing videos games and watching women on twitch slurp up Jajangmyeon to distract themselves from the feminist dystopia they live in, or jump off the Mapo Bridge. Hillary Clinton, Angela Merkel and other deepstate cunts enjoy visiting SK presumably to join in the Athena////Owl cultist circlejerk at locations such as Ewha Womans University. That's why it's overpriced.

>>69047

The phone is about 250, the replacement screen is 100. How can this EVER be justified?

I ate 3/4 of a large pizza and a mac and cheese from pizza hut and now I feel too full to do anything.

Wanted to get some cleaning and tidying done.

>>69047

Are you saying the Jews have taken power there? How did they do it? Where can I read about this?

How will YOU be spending the next 30 minutes? Me? I'll be having a bacon sandwich and then meditating.

>>69051

I haven't got that planned out. Probably sitting here doing nothing.

2:1 odds on a Republican House majority, think I might put a cheeky bet on.

>>69052

A man never steps in the same river twice.

>>69054

what

I want a dirtbike

One of the men I work with is nearly 30. Every day after work he drives round to his Mum's house who cooks him dinner. Every single day. It's always stuff like potato waffles with beans, potato smileys, oven pizza. After he's finished he gets in his car and drives home. He told me that if his Mum is unable to cook food, he just eats biscuits and chocolate all night.

At work his dinner is usually a slice of white bread with a few dairylea triangles spreaded on. I'm pretty sure his Mum packs it for him because it always comes in a little tupperware lunchbox with an orange that I've never seen him eat.

How can you be months away from 30 and still be this much of a child?

>>69057

Even I'm not that bad and I still live with my mum.

>>69057

I was in a similar state in my late teens while going to college. My mum used to prepare my coco pops in the morning, make my sandwiches for lunch, cook my dinners, etc, but I sure as hell didn't let anyone in real life know about it. The fact he's nearly 30 and told you and/or others about it tells me he's a bit special.

>>69057

I'm 26, live with my parents and my mother makes me sandwiches to take to work every day.

I told her she didn't need to do it before, but she insisted. It seems like she just likes being useful. I don't want to push it further as it seemed to upset her a bit.

Although given that guys lunch, I doubt he's in a similar situation.

>virgins ITT making their own sandwiches and not having their mums do it for them thus freeing up time for more interesting pursuits

>>69063

How many interesting pursuits can you fit in the 3 minutes it takes to make sandwiches for work?

>>69064

In that time I can brush up on my knowledge of Greek philosophy, learn part of one of Mozart's sonatas, meditate and explore my inner world, or simply just write a witty, thought-provoking post for the lads on /britfeel/—all while mummy does her duty and fills her role in the natural order of things, from which she derives immeasurable happiness and fulfillment.

>>69063

Chores and menial tasks are an important part of a healthy lifestyle, doubly so when you're NEET. It can help you build self-worth, develop independence, improve your motor skills, establish good habits, make you less prone to procrastination, get you off your arse, give you a break from computer/internet usage, provide a change of environment, and keep you grounded.

>>69061

Do you prepare your own food now?

>>69062

I'm in a similar situation. I would make my own lunch but my mum has pretty much nothing of value in her life besides what she does for me, so I let her continue doing it

>>69068

She tried working as a dinnerlady at a local school once, but couldn't handle it. I can't imagine her doing anything else with her life other than being a housewife, and I wouldn't want to take anything she does from her. I still don't know what she'll do when I eventually move out.

>>69061

He's a semi-decent salesman and he managed to get a mortgage when he was 20 years old and move out which makes his mummy situation even stranger.

I think he's just a giant mummysboy.

Opinions on sleeping on a mattress without a bedframe?

>>69071

Too late for your opinions. Already dismantled the bedframe.

Opinions no longer needed. Do not post opinions, do not share opinions.

All opinions will be reported to the board moderator team.

>>69071

In my opinion, sleeping just on a mattress with no bed frame would be an absolutely terrible idea. To remove your bed frame, say by dismantling it, would be incredibly foolish and unwise. That's just my opinion, of course.

I'm sick of seeing interracial couples in the media tbh. Makes my skin crawl

>>69074

Heh, sounds like you need to check your privilege, white boi.

>>69074

Last time I went to the cinema, there wasnt ANY in the pre-movie adverts. It was amazing.

>>69067

Yes, except for the 2-3 times a week my mum cooks for everyone.

What's the point in washing your hands after a poo if they don't make contact with your bum or any fecal matter? It seems like a waste of water and handwash to me.

>>69076

As I only watch anime i've not been to the cinema since I was 14

>>69078

>handwash

get a load of this nonce

>>69078

You're washing away the airborne poo particles that undoubtedly get over your hands when you wipe

>STILL haven't won the lottery

It's quite simply unacceptable.

>>69082

>playing the lottery

Definitely one of the stupidest things you can do.

Not sure if I'm building muscle or just getting fatter.

FUCK

OFF

WITH

FIREWORKS

People complaining about fireworks bothers me more than fireworks do.

Loud noises don't bother me, they just exist then stop. Whining feels so pedantic.

>>69087

But you just made a pedantic whinepost yourself, only over something a lot more avoidable and easy to filter out than hours of loud bangs.

>>69088

I don't agree that it's easier to filer out. The loud bangs (That arent actually that loud) are just stuff that happens in the background. The text post is directly in front of me, and I tend to read almost every post here.

I can't filter it either because I wouldnt want to filter every post relating to fireworks, and there's no AI that can filter only negative fireworks posts for me.

Plus my own whining isn't annoying as people who whine about fireworks because I consider it a legitimate whine.

>>69089

I disagree, I think complaints about firework noise (which is very loud and annoying for a lot of non-rural lads) are perfectly valid, especially considering the title and purpose of this board. Unironically complaining about complaints on the other hand is just downright hypocritical.

>>69089

>The text post is directly in front of me, and I tend to read almost every post here.

You poor boy.

Bought a mountain bike.

Full Day Of Eating with John Meadows

I'm sure riding a bicycle wasn't this exhausting as a child.

Morning lads. I hope you all have an acceptably good day.

>>69089

>a bit of text on the screen is harder to ignore than repeated loud explosions

Like just look away from the screen, like nigga close your eyes haha

Lidl: https://youtu.be/tobL9Lm2Q2k

Next: https://youtu.be/Rah47g3CX9s

Ernest Jones: https://youtu.be/PfAXh-BwMU8

Do you lads like this year's Christmas ads?

>>69097

Shan't be watching those.

>>69094

I've being thinking of buying one myself but I'll probabley just wait till christmas

>>69099

What kind of bike and what are you using it for?

>>69100

Probably a mountian bike, I just want to cycle for exercise recreation really.

Dismantling my bed was a great idea.

When gramgrams died in 2004, my family clearly just shoved all her stuff in the draw under my bed which hasn't been moved there since and was long forgotten about until today. The draw has always been against the wall so it couldn't be opened without moving the entire bed. I found some amusing stuff.

My Dad's school report papers from 1973, my own primary school reports from 2003-2005 which was quite fun to read through (most of it was complete slander), old photo albums and an absolute shitload of collectable coins and spoons that my Grandmother hoarded between 1953-1970+ and an unopened envelope addressed to both of my parents. I gave it to my Dad and it was a complaint letter from my Primary school teacher that I obviously hid

There was also a newspaper clipping from 1974 when my grandfather got his kidney transplant. Apparently a kidney transplant was newsworthy back then.

Tyson Fury Wants Donald Trump to Be His Personal Guest At Deontay Wilder Fight

>>69103

This man cannot lose.

I think Project Chanology killed the internet.

>tfw no 2002 Honda Accord in Silver

>>69106

>2002 Honda Accord

What an ugly car

>>69107

Extremely boring, ugly late 90s/Early 00s sedans are the best cars.

>>69108

why

>>69110

You yourself said it wasn't beautiful when you said late 90s / early 00s sedans were extremely boring and ugly, not that I agree. On a purely aesthetic basis, I would take any normal looking car from the 90s any day over a typical 00s/10s "angry insectoid" abomination. In the current year, I reckon if you got the head of a Butt-Ugly Martian, hollowed it out, replaced the eyes with headlights, and put wheels underneath it, it wouldn't look out of place among your average car dealership lineup.

>>69112

That might be true, but in this case the word "boring" was explicitly paired with the word "ugly", which is the direct opposite of beautiful. You can't state something is ugly, and then dare someone to deny it's beauty.

>>69113

in ur opoinuion

>>69114

It's not an opinion, it's a truism.

Sex

Drugs

And big poos

Going to Krakow tomorrow.

>>69120

No you're not

>>69121

I'll be sure to post a photo when I get there.

>>69122

No you won't.

>>69124

I'd feel more sympathetic if he'd shown any attempt at fighting back, he could have given it a good kick to the face right before it ran off.

Right then.

Everyone post something about the modern world that you like.

>>69127

I like that the length of it's existence is finite.

>>69127

I like how I have most of the knowledge in existence at my fingertips with the internet.

I like music lad's endearingly autistic posts.

What do you lads think about cassette tapes? Specifically new releases.

>>69125

You think a kick to the face is going to affect a wild boar?

>>69131

No, I think it affects my opinion of a man who got tackled by one and didn't even try to hit it out of reflex. Compare him with this aussie Chad who goes up to a kangaroo and punches it in the face.

>>69130

Hipster retardation.

>>69130

I own 1 cassette from the 90s which I probably listened to about 5,000 times in my old car

>>69125

That will probably do nothing but break your toes

>white woman with pitbull

>check her instagram

>has a nigger child

100% correlation on this theory that all women with pitbulls are coalburners so far.

>>69134

Yeah if you're barefoot, missed your target, and toe-punted the curb like a mong. A good kick to the face with a pair of oxfords will hurt only the victim, not seriously, but enough to teach a small-to-medium-sized omnivorous mammal a lesson.

>>69136

You're retarded they are built like tanks and headbutt everything, there evolutionly trait is hardheadedness.

>>69136

>trying to get revenge on a wild animal

That's some real gruk shit.

>>69137

https://www.thelocal.se/20161119/swedish-hunter-kicks-charging-wild-boar-to-death

>“Then I kicked towards the pig's head to get myself free, and I must have made contact. Suddenly it lurched off, and then after 20 meters, it fell over, climbed up, and then fell over again, stone dead.”

Obviously the odds of actually killing a boar by kicking it in the face are likely next to impossible, but the point is more that he defended himself in the heat of the moment, and didn't break his toes or take a moment to ponder about it's evolutionary hardheadedness. He just kicked it because that's what you instinctively do when some little shithead animal suddenly tries to kill you.

>>69138

I'm not talking about revenge, I'm talking about fight or flight instincts in a surprise attack. The proper reflex to getting randomly tackled and wrestled by a wild animal is to attempt to hit it, hoping to injure it or force it to flee. He didn't even make an attempt, and only by sheer luck did it run off instead of maul him to death, so I don't feel as much sympathy for him as I otherwise would. Obviously I'm not suggesting to run after it with a stick once it's already fled, but he should have made some attempt to defend himself.

>>69139

If you're going to talk about fight of flight, the first reaction is to freeze in an attempt to disappear into surroundings. It's also safer to do nothing than to do the wrong thing.

The hunter in the article you linked was already injured by the boar and for what it's worth, he was a hunter. Most likely spends a lot more time around animals and even boar than this business looking gentleman.

http://cogprints.org/5014/1/2004_C.N.S_Five_Fs_of_FEAR--Freeze_Flight_Fight_Fright_Faint.pdf?q=fright

>>69141

From what I've read, that paper is mainly talking about proposed ideas for why women and children have more of a phobia of blood than men, and why they sometimes faint in the presence of threats, so I don't think it's particularly relevant, nor that the author's proposed "freeze, flight, fight, fright, faint" description is even accurate. Almost any other source simply refers to "fight or flight", or alternatively refers to "fight, flight, freeze" as you mentioned, but freeze meaning the "deer in headlights" phenomenon. It's when your brain has come to the conclusion, usually made within a split-second, that fighting and fleeing aren't possible, and you just stand / lie there completely still. It's a last resort option, not the first in a line of defence, and the business lad clearly wasn't in that state as he was rolling about and tugging his briefcase from the boar's grasp.

>Most likely spends a lot more time around animals and even boar than this business looking gentleman.

You don't need to be a hunter to attempt to defend yourself, although you would undoubtedly be more successful in doing so if you were one. I don't expect a salary man to be able to fight well, but I would have expected men of all types to try and sock an attacker out of impulse, or at least give it a shove. What surprised me was that he made absolutely no attempt at all, not a single hand or foot towards the boar. His only priority was to keep ahold of his briefcase, and it almost looked as if he went out of his way to not touch it. Clearly it worked out for him, but he's still not getting my sympathy without showing any kind of desire to physically defend himself. All it would have taken is a single "fuck off ye swine cunt *thwack*", and I'd be on his side.

Any of you lads have gaming PCs?

>>69143

Yes, built mine in 2013 and upgraded it in the summer of last year, right before the prices really went to shit.

>(((Intel))) 4670K CPU (overclocked to 4.1 GHz)

>Hyper 212 EVO heatsink

>16 GB RAM

>ASUS STRIX-GTX1070-O8G graphics card (overclocked)

>Viewsonic XG2703-GS monitor (27", 2560x1440, 165 Hz, IPS, G-SYNC)

>Corsair 500R case (white)

I'm going to get back into matched betting. There are loads of new offers available.

https://matchedbettingblog.com/free-bets-new-customers/#.W-VOUjHLeUk

You. Yes you. Why not join me and make some easy money?

>>69144

My builds from 2014

Intel I5 4670K

8GB RAM

Nvidea GTX 660

Manjaro Linux (Arch Linux respin)

Planning to upgrade it soon

>this comes on in my headphones

>bench 100kg for 4 reps

>>69147

Classic Jimmy Jam and Terry Lewis production, those lads had the magic touch in the mid-to-late 80s.

Did you know Kate Bush's Wuthering Heights got BLACKED?

>>69151

That's not Wuthering Heights, but I don't doubt that black artists have covered it.

>>69152

You're right. You know the one I mean though.

>>69145

because I was the one originally shilling it

>>69148

HE LIKES IT

LADS HE FUCKING LIKES IT

THIS IS MONUMENTAL

>>69150

>a certain breed of people

Based and Redpilled

>>69155

It shouldn't be news to anyone here that I like 80s soul and R&B.

britfeel now has a radio station

>>69158

Nobody cares, piss off

>>69158

Shan't be tuning in to this.

Got a lad in trouble for making racist comments at work.

What do you lads have planned for the weekend?

>>69161

Here's a (You).

>>69162

I'm off to the gym soon, and tomorrow I'll be putting some stock out on the shelf. What about you?

>>69163

He doesn't even deserve that.

He obviously is desperate to tell us his story, but he feels to awkward to tell us it unless anyone specifically asks him. A very passive/beta trait

He was probably hoping people would be eager to hear more.

What an excellent album.