/britfeel/ - Feel Britannia

>still not using the bread image I made a month ago…

R… ee

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I have never felt such a deep sense of shame and regret

>>63614

why?

Anyone up for a game?

>>63615

I bottled it.

>>63611

Make the thread yourself next time.

>>63617

Stop vagueposting like a woman and tell us what happened

Should have given HK to Taiwan instead 2bqfhw/u.

>>63623

No. I'm no expert, but I know enough to see that he's spouting misinformation, conflating several stories into one, and has no idea about the timeline of events.

The newly revealed "Meltdown" bug, first discovered in July last year, affects every Intel x86 CPU since the Pentium Pro (1995), when they introduced "out-of-order execution". Spectre, the other newly revealed bug that is related to Meltdown, was discovered in June last year, and affects every CPU that can perform "speculative execution", i.e. virtually every modern CPU regardless of manufacturer or architecture. Intel's Management Engine, which is the hidden subsystem/backdoor bullshit, was introduced in 2008, and is definitely NSA garbage, but it's not related to this at all although it does make these new bugs somewhat redundant, kek. NSA's hacking tools were indeed leaked in 2016, but that also has nothing to do with this.

The "30%-50% performance drop" caused by the KPTI patches for Meltdown (which prevents the bug from being exploited, so all his FUD regarding that is made irrelevant anyway), is a massive exaggeration. It only applies to operations in kernel space for a start, not user space, and will mainly impact servers. Certain specific tasks may see anywhere from a 0% to 30% decrease in performance, but the overall performance of the system will not be affected anywhere near as much. Keep in mind this is only in very specific scenarios, the affects of the patch won't be noticeable to general users at all.

I don't really know where he's going with the crypto stuff at the end, I think he just knows it's been a hot topic recently, so he's throwing it in there to generate more interest in his thread, relevance be damned.

>>63624

Yeah but are you a deep state shill?

>>63625

No, I'm not defending Intel or ZOG or the NSA, I'm just trying to give a more accurate picture of the situation than that anon did. He clearly went in with the idea of making a FUD thread inspired by Meltdown/Spectre, and then strung various other tech and infosec half-truths together willy-nilly in an attempt to scare anyone with no prior knowledge of this stuff. Maybe he's false-flagging and intentionally spreading bullshit, or maybe he's just an overly enthusiastic lad that didn't take a minute to research any of this stuff before posting, I don't know, but what I do know is that he's largely talking out of his arse.

>>63626

They'd be right, for better or for worse.

>>63629

Bollocks "lad", you're a GCHQ agent sent to infiltrate and subvert us. Don't think I'm the only one that's onto you either.

Thread's quiet tonight.

You lads all partying or something?

>>63632

No, I'm having my lunch. Peanut butter sandwich with an apple and a banana. What about you?

>>63633

Waiting on my Domino's delivery to arrive.

I'm off to bed, goodnight guys.

>>63635

Night lad.

Morning lad.

>>63636

Gōde ofernōn. Eald Englisc bord hwænne?

>>63637

Go read some Beowulf, you fucking Saxon.

>>63638

This. /britfeel/ is a Celto-Brythonic board.

I slapped a woman's arse today at work.

>>63640

It's time to leave, it was nice having you.

>>63639

Sheep shaggers, Scots and Irish OUT. This is an Anglo-Saxon board.

>>63641

I just don't get it lad. I'm still a sperg, I'm constantly fucking conversations up and making things awkward. I was actually half expecting it to backfire and get reported, but she just giggled and said she'd get me back. I've decided I just don't give a fuck anymore and am going to do what I want regardless of consequences. At least then my life will be more exciting and I can be proud of myself for a change, even if it does all end up going wrong.

>>63643

Why did you do it anyway?

>>63643

Everyone fucks up and makes things awkward from time to time, even normalfags. I believe the real difference between us and normies isn't anything genetic or predetermined like some gloomy cunts believe (minus actual illnesses and disorders), but whether or not you let the fear of fucking up hold you back from taking risks. Avoiding risks leads to lack of practice and experience, and the logical conclusion of continually doing so is that you become a social outcast, a shut-in NEET, and worse.

Congratulations on becoming an arse slapping normie though lad, tell us how her bum felt.

>>63646

>>63648

spotted the kike shill

>>63649

You see nothing wrong with this?

>>63651

4d chess you moron. someone ban this shill.

This is excellent. Would music lad mind telling me that I'm right, and why?

>>63650

I say stop posting kekistani pictures here and attempting to roast them all the time, because it's almost as cringe-inducing as they are. Most of us had our fun taking the piss out of that lot in 2015 and 2016 after gamergate died down, when all the faggots from reddit and twitter started having meetups, and several of the e-celebs started doing talks. Bringing them up three years on, long after anyone here has mentioned any of them in either a positive or negative light, is just sad.

I get it, they're a deformed-looking bunch of lefties, kikes, queers, nu-males, shitskins, and trannies, who serve as a perfect visual argument against liberalism and soy consumption, but if you could do me a favour and never bring them up again, like most people outside of their little group have been doing for a while now, I'd be very grateful.

>>63653

It's rubbish.

>>63652

>I was just pretending to be retarded

Tomorrow I'm going to set up my bass with my Scarlett 2i4 so I can do recordings on the computer.

FRESH DAN JEONG

>>63656

Excellent lad, let me know if you need help with anything.

Just finished Doki Doki Literature Club. Very much enjoyed it tbh

>>63660

I played it the other week, it's alright, but nothing that I hadn't seen before, and the plot "twists" were given away almost as soon as the game began.

>>63658

How long will it be before we see the inevitable "2 Dads part of pedophile gang" headlines. That child is not safe with them and should be frankly taken away.

>>63662

>nothing that I hadn't seen before

what else have you seen like this before? I'd be interested in checking out more stuff like it

For the first time in my life I'm pleased with my moustache.

>>63663

How long until we see "single mother attempting to live above her means with 2 children". These children are not financially safe and quite frankly make up about 50% of this boards population.

>>63664

I don't remember the name of it because it was years ago, but there was at least one VN where towards the end a girl starts breaking the fourth wall and fucking with the player and their computer in a "scary" way. Plus just horror VNs in general, they've been around for years, and a lot of them start off innocent and progressively turn darker. Try searching various tags on https://vndb.org , although it's worth noting that if you're new to VNs, most of them are 10 - 30 hours long, some even over 50 hours, and make DDLC seem more like a visual pamphlet than a visual novel.

>>63666

>single mother attempting to live above her means with 2 children

I'll have you know my mum brought in a new boyfriend within 2 weeks of divorcing my dad, thank you very much.

>>63668

>>63664

Also some anon on /v/'s VN general made this "starter kit" the other week, might be of interest to you: https://pastebin.com/XKrrckWf

>>63668

>I'll have you know my mum brought in a new boyfriend within 2 weeks of divorcing my dad

Was it awkward?

>>63670

I was 7 at the time, I just avoided him for the most part because he was a fairly intimidating looking bloke from Sunderland, who would sometimes take the piss out of me. Don't think I ever had a conversation with him in the 8 and a half years that he lived here, although I occasionally played with one of his 3 kids from his previous relationship that was a similar age to me. He (mum's ex-boyfriend) worked nights stacking shelves at Tesco which helped, but it meant me and my sister had to be extremely quiet after school while he slept (we weren't allowed to play outside so we had to be indoors).

On weekends we went to our dad's "house" (actually our grandparent's house because dad moved back in with them after my mum kicked him out of his own house), so I wasn't around him (mum's ex-boyfriend) a whole lot. In the evening's, they'd just sit in the living room watching telly, and I'd be in the little room next door on the computer with the door shut, 1. because I was already becoming a recluse, and 2. because my mum used to smoke indoors until I was old enough to convince her not to. I don't miss having to hold my breath just to get a drink and a biscuit.

>>63672

Quite the dysfunctional family you've got there. No offense.

>>63674

If you had a well-functioning family and normal upbringing and still ended up here you're probably genetically defective in some way.

>>63673

It's actually where he and my mum met. My mum was originally working nights at a care home in the middle of nowhere pretty much on her own, so my dad suggested she apply for a job at the nearby Tesco because there'd be more people around and maybe she could make some friends (parents moved to this town a few years prior and they hadn't made any new friends). She ended up making a "very good friend", and before long that "friend" was sleeping in the bed my dad used to sleep in.

>>63674

I'd actually say it's more dysfunctional now. Back then, my mum and her boyfriend would just sit in silence watching telly, and they'd sleep in the same bed. With her current one (a scouser who I'm certain has a <100 IQ), they have constant arguments about every little thing, and they sleep in separate rooms most nights. When he moved in, my sister had so many rows with him that she unofficially moved into her boyfriend's parents house (she soon left him though, got with another lad (because he had a car) a week later and moved into his parent's house, had a child with him at 19, moved into a housing association flat together, had another kid, and now they're in so much debt they can't actually leave or pay me back my £330 for their holiday. It's only a matter of time before their family falls apart at this rate, as much as it pains me to say it because I'd hate that to happen to my nieces).

>>63676

You gotta get that money back, lad.

Tried slashing their tires and leaving a note?

>>63678

Well, all that would do is make it harder for her fiance to do his job ("self-employed" builder), and thus harder for them to ever pay me back. I get that they're in the shit at the minute, but my sister is an absolute moron. Us three were sitting at the dinner table over Christmas, and she started asking him if he would pay for her to get a new tattoo. I felt like reaching over and decking her, but instead I just said "I think there are more important things you need to be spending your money on right now" through gritted teeth, and she just looked at me with a "ugh, don't tell me what to do" face.

Maybe I should teach her daughter to ask her when she's going to pay me back.

>>63679

This is about principals, lad. You HAVE to do it, it's the way of the world.

SLASH THEIR TIRES. You know it makes sense.

>>63680

I'm as likely to slash their tyres, as they are to pay me back before this year ends.

>>63681

DO IT

DO IT

DO IT

>>63682

You should know that my special ability is being immune to any and all forms of peer pressure, and generally just being the most stubborn and contrary autist in existence. You haven't got a chance.

I'm off to bed, goodnight guys.

Morning lad.

*smashes your glass ceiling*

>>63687

Why do you continue to do this?

>>63688

Shut up.

Smh I don't even have the right leads for my 2i4.

>>63690

Oh, I found the USB. I've got it plugged in now. I don't know what the fuck I'm doing.

>>63687

I hate British "comedy"

Why does my bass sound so much better through headphones? It's such an incomparably superior sound and my headphones aren't even good.

>>63693

cheap amp?

>>63696

Sorry lad, I was sleeping, in fact I'm still in bed. A £150 amp in guitar land (a magical place filled with overpriced gear and delusional folk on a quest for "tone") is a cheap amp, but there are several factors that come into play when it comes to bass.

One of those things is that guitar amps are shit speakers by design, because they're intentionally trying to sound like the average PA speaker from the 1940s - 50s. That's the sound people know and expect from guitar amps, and to a lesser extent bass amps (unless you've got a cheap one, which is just a rebranded guitar amp, but marketing won't tell you that). Due to bass guitars coming later, and the technology available when they were still a relatively new instrument, there are different expectations, which I'll get into in a moment.

The main distinction between guitar amps and bass amps is the size of the driver (and the cabinet it's contained in), which is directly responsible for the frequencies it can reproduce. The rule of thumb is that lower frequencies require larger drivers, higher frequencies require smaller ones. That's why to get a good representation of the full audio spectrum, like in a good hi-fi or studio monitor setup, you require a "tweeter" (high frequencies, like cymbals and bird whistles), a "woofer" (mid-range frequencies, like speech and a dog's bark), and a sub-woofer (everything below the vocal range). Guitar amps and small bass amps usually consist of a single, fairly shitty woofer, which will give you a very mid-rangey sound that cuts off around 100 - 200 Hz. You won't get any room shaking lows (80 Hz and below) or sparkling highs (8 kHz and above) out of it, even with oodles of EQ. For reference, the fundemental frequency of the lowest E on a bass guitar is about 40 Hz, so you're probably only ever hearing the harmonics when using your amp.

Another factor is the acoustics of the room. A room of any size can only reproduce frequencies that will physically fit inside the room, and if they can't, they'll get cancelled out by their own reflections. There are also "hot spots" and "null points", where the shape of the room and position of the objects inside it will make different frequencies sound louder or quieter (sometimes practically silent) depending on where you're standing. I don't know if you've ever moved your bass amp into different rooms, but you might have noticed that it sounds a bit shit and bass-less in your bedroom, but sounds much more full and bottom heavy in the living room.

When you DI an electric instrument (by plugging it directly into a mixing desk or audio interface), as opposed to plugging it into a mic'ed up amp, you bypass all of the above phenomenon, and just get exactly what the pickups are capable of reproducing. With electric guitars, this often zounds horrible, because you're getting all these nasty sounding high frequncies (especially from effects pedals) and an unnaturally character-less tone, that you don't get when you plug into glorified early-mid 20th century PA speakers, which mask and shape the sound. That's why software-based amp sims are a thing, to make guitars sound the way that people expect them to sound.

Bass guitars on the other hand, actually get "enhanced" when DI'd, because the lower frequencies are able to come through without any amp or acoustic limitations, and the high end isn't painfully bright or horrid sounding. DI'ing bass guitars has been a common way of recording them since the 70s, which was probably the most defining decade for the instrument, so you don't hear it and think "that sounds wrong". If anything it sounds more correct.

>>63697

I'm not DIing yet, I've just plugged my headphones into the amp. Anyway, I have my 2i4 plugged in via USB and have downloaded FL. Do I just need to plug the bass in and fiddle with my input/outputs?

>>63689

so just to be an annoying cunt then? Gotcha

>>63699

He's the worst poster on the board. Such an annoying cunt.

>HURR THIS VIDEO ANNOYS ME BUT IM TOO AUTISTIC TO EXPRESS WHY

>>63698

Plugging your headphones into an amp headphone socket IS DI'ing, as you're bypassing the main amp and speaker. It's just the direct signal, maybe going through the EQ circuitry which is just a couple of analogue filters, and then straight into an internal headphone amp.

With FL, first check the audio settings and make sure you interfaces driver is selected (and not ASIO4All or something like that), and check the driver settings to make sure you're operating at 44.1 kHz sample rate, 24 bit. Then you just go to FL's mixer, select a channel, then on the top right you can select an input from the black dropdown box. When setting levels, leave the software faders where they are at this stage, turn your bass's volume control all the way up, and set your interfaces input gain to a level where you're never going to clip (hit 0dBFS) even if you really whack the strings hard. To record, I recommend using Edison, which you can open in one of the effects slots on the right of the mixer.

>>63700

The thing I find annoying about it is that it's always "rage bait" material, intended to rile us up or demotivate us. It's never something nice, or interesting, or funny, it's just things that are really irritating and/or depressing. I don't know why anyone would relish in that sort of thing, or continually post it on an almost daily basis, unless that's either stuff he agrees with, or he gets off on self-hatred.

>>63701

Thanks lad I appreciate it.

Am I right in thinking some of you have used tinder? I'm thinking of trying it. I fully expect it to be full of thots, but I need practice with women and to push myself outside my comfort zone more. Are there any tips you can give me?

>>63706

I played it on my brother's ps1 when I was young. I remember being overawed at how cool this mission was.

>>63707

That lad is even worse at driving than I was on the PS1

>>63705

my tip would be don't take it seriously. Treat it like a game, and remember that what happens on there doesn't matter, that helped me relax with regards to talking to girls.

>>63705

Tinder has a learning curve, you'll suck at it at first but you will get better, so just don't take it seriously.

1. Don't put a lot of effort into your bio.

2. Don't be afraid to actually ask girls out, all they can say is no and the whole point of the app is to meet people.

3. Don't swipe right on 100% of girls, it messes your ELO rating up and actually gets you fewer matches.

>>63705

>>63710

>>63711

good advice, I swiped right a lot and duffed the ELO.

actually take like 5 seconds to look at each profile and think would you want to spend time with her, message quick (maybe right after the match) and try to get it off tinder ASAP.

Be fun, don't over-think anything or try to be clever, it will just confuse/rustle them.

I think having bad convos fucked the ELO too, not sure.

I have managed to get a few dates from it though tbqfh I'd recommend getting good irl - find a way to be near roasties in your age range and actually make conversation.

Tinder is just casting a net, and while it's a skill in and of itself it's the least important of the three steps.

>Cast Roastie net (Tinder is a good net, maybe the best non-irl net)

>Get a Roastie fish out of the net (Much better to do quickly and with confidence)

>Penetrate the Roastie fish

Not that I'm particularly good at it yet, but that's the process.

Tinder normies OUT

I'm off to bed, feeling a bit nauseous. Also I've just thought, it's been about a week since I've seen proper daylight. Goodnight guys.

What kind of profile pics do you lads use?

2 weeks into my anavar cycle and today was the first workout I could definitely feel it. I was strong despite having been cutting for a fortnight and felt like I could have gone on forever. I'm seeing veins I've never seen before and my muscles feel a bit harder.

>>63716

For tinder?

Just pictures that were taken on different holidays and the last one is a picture of my cat.

>>63719

Well what pictures do you have?

This is great. I should get a 6 string at some point.

>>63714

It's over. They outnumber us.

>>63722

Was about to consider helping you until you outed yourself as a tinder normie.

OUT

>>63725

Lad, I don't even have it. I was just asking for advice. What's the problem with using roasties to improve your social skills?

Nothing I record is showing up on my playlist or in Edison.

>>63722

Take non-autistic selfies.

>>63720

>>63722

Yeah I forgot to specify that you need to use your interface's ASIO driver instead of the slow Windows one, my bad, good job figuring it out though. I notice you're using a fairly old version of FL though, latest edition is 12.5.1. Things have changed a fair bit since the one you have.

>>63726

That's not me if you thought it was. Tinder normies must go though

>>63724

They're a vocal minority at best, possibly even complete outsiders by the sound of at least one of them.

>>63727

Select a numbered mixer channel, select your input from the top right, you should be able to see the signal on the level meter at this point. Then open Edison on the top rack slot, hit Edison's record button, and you should see a waveform being drawn in real time.

>>63730

Odd, well first, set the monitoring knob on your interface to only monitor playback rather than monitor inputs (that's a direct, untouched, zero-latency signal from the input to your headphones without going through the computer - useful, but we don't want it right now). Then go into FL's audio settings, ASIO settings, and if you can find it, check that the audio buffer length is no less than 10ms. That should be more than enough, but if it still crackles, try 20ms. If it still crackles, try turning the interface off and on again, sometimes they can be weird like that.

>>63731

I tried restarting FL but it crashed and I got a blue screen. That's enough excitement for one day, my fingers hurt from playing.

>>63732

>I tried restarting FL but it crashed and I got a blue screen

Wew lad, that's actually quite impressive in a weird way. In the meantime, I definitely recommend updating to a more recent FL version, and also updating your interface drivers if there's a newer one, just to help rule out any software-related issues. Hopefully it's not a hardware problem.

>>63733

I'll put some bass covers on youtube when it's all sorted, probably starting with some of the japfunk I found and posted earlier.

>>63734

Nice, excited to hear them lad.

I've found the Japanese Jamiroquai.

>ywn time travel there

>>63736

Love the backing track, that's my shit right there. Not a fan of the vocals though, and I seriously hope those aren't the actual lyrics written in the description, because that's possibly the worst Engrish I've ever read or heard in my life if they are. I hope there's an instrumental version, normally there is with japanese singles because of their karaoke industry.

Another Morning With The Madman

>tfw finally getting back into playing my bass again

How can I improve my improvisation? Just by practicing modes and scales?

>>63740

Search for "backing tracks for bass" on youtube, you'll find loads of videos like this https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bO4IiUE0D_c that you can jam along to. Regarding what to play, try focusing in on something you've heard somebody else play that you liked, figure out how they did it, and figure out what makes it work. It might be something like "oh, these particular notes work well when this chord plays, what's the relationship here, how do they relate to the chord, are they part of another chord/scale that compliments this one, where can I go from here", and then just toy with it and practice it until it's just part of your improv lexicon that you can pull out when appropriate. Once you've built up a library of little riffs and tricks into your fingers, it's just about mixing and matching them, finding the right moments and contexts for them, and varying/modulating them in different ways to make it sound unique.

>>63742

>>63742

Those videos will come in handy, I've always slacked on the theory stuff. If my theory and sight reading was at the same level as my technical ability I would be a great session musician.

>>63743

>If my theory and sight reading was

were*

I just squeezed all the pus out of a huge blister on my foot. It was so satisfying.

>>63743

"Music theory" is really just the sounds and elements of music being translated into a traditional spoken/written language. It helps you express musical ideas and concepts to other people without having to play it to them, but it won't help you hear things you can't hear or play things you can't play. What I'm getting at is that there's the language of music, and then there's the theory behind it, which isn't a requirement to learn the language. A person can read and write decent English, huge epic novels even, without ever knowing what a "conjuction" or a "past participle" is.

The same goes for music, you don't need to know what "mixolydian mode" is or what "retrograde inversion" is in order to write a song that uses those things. You just need ears, a sense of tone, a sense of harmony, a sense of rhythm, and a lot of practice.

>>63746

Is this based black man right?

>>63747

He is, although that's more about getting the kid out of solo/lead performer mode, and into backing rhythm mode.

Music is an art, something to be felt and expressed, you don't have to perform an autopsy on it in order to make good music that you and others can enjoy, you just have to learn how to express it. That's not to say it's completely subjective and that any old shit can pass as good (just because you're expressing something doesn't mean you're expressing something good), but it's something that's best learned in the same way a child learns to walk, or to speak. Not by studying textbooks and overanalysing everything, but by observing, copying, and repeating, with maybe a little bit of conscious thought here and there.

Obviously if you want to become a classically trained whatever, you have to learn all the bullshit, but in the contemporary music world it's not needed. With an active interest in music, you'll pick a lot of it up anyway, without making it a main focus.

>>63748

>Not by studying textbooks and overanalysing everything

That's what killed my interest in it in college. That was the biggest waste of time of my life.

aa pls come back to /improve/

-m3m3

>26:00

HONORARY ARYANS

>>63747

Alright, apparently I played the wrong video somehow on my shit tablet, but yes he's absolutely right.

>>63753

Give us a quick rundown, lad.

>>63754

I'm not very far in but

>the more you do a certain thing, the more the cognitive energies that go into it move away from the thinking part of the brain towards the habit-forming part

>eventually it becomes ingrained

>craving or cue > habit sequence > reward

>most of the things we do in our day-to-day lives are essentially pre-programmed sequences of actions

>this is advantageous because who the fuck needs to contemplate deeply every time they perform basic tasks, but disadvantageous because the brain doesn't distinguish between good and bad habits

>you can't get rid of old habit structures once they've formed, but you can overpower them with new ones

>it takes a few weeks to form a new habit-structure

I'm pretty sure this means free will only exists in one small area of the brain and that if you don't use it you're literally a soulless automaton.

>yfw Harry and the mutt produce a creature like this

>yfw it becomes king

Logan and Jake Paul are unironically brilliant.

>>63758

At being idiots, creating a cult following amongst tweens, and making a shit tonne of money while doing it, sure.

>>63759

That's what I thought before I looked into it. They've done nothing wrong and are the Aryan spirit manifest. They really are Nietzschean Ubermensch. Let me remind you both of them are misogynists, racists and teetotallers which makes them /ourguys/. Stop shilling against people taking it straight the the Jew in their own neighborhoods.

>>63760

AND homophobic.

>>63760

>>63761

The media calls everyone even remotely nonkosher that, it's not actually the truth. They're stereotypical Chads who surround themselves in nigger culture and fame-whoring, take one look at one of their "music" videos and you'll turn right off them.

>been finding good music all day

>think I won't find anything better until I happen upon THIS

>>63764

I feel a sudden desire to own a MIDI wind controller.

I thought yanks were supposed to be good at clapping? I'm off to bed, goodnight guys.

>>63763

>calling people faggots and beaners, tying women up, abusing and tormenting them, terrorize rich Jewish neighborhood, make millions doing so

They're more than remotely nonkosher. I know they are idiots but they're annoying all the right people and I hope they continue to do so.

>>63766

The first attempt at clapping is where the beat sounded like it was to me, and he started on that long G note as well, implying it was the "1". Not their fault he picked an awkward rhythm to play.

Goodnight mate, sleep well.

>>63767

I don't know about that, Youtube AKA Google AKA the "has a lawsuit for being biased against straight white males" company still sees them as good goys and didn't demonetise or take down Logan's video of a hanging dead person until he removed it himself, and they let him keep his upcoming youtube red film to boot. Meanwhile, pewdiepie is pretty much blacklisted from trending (unless it's about the Paul bros), the majority of his videos get demonetised unless he massively self-censors and avoids "sensitive subjects", and his fully filmed youtube red series got cancelled at the slightest whiff of media outrage. That to me is somebody they consider nonkosher, not the Paul bros.

>>63760

You're pathetic and desperately trying to support anything controversial.

>>63768

It's possible that jewgle learned their lesson from the amount of backlash they got over the treatment of Pewdiepie.

>>63772

That's fine, I preferred her big titted friend anyway.

I think some of the fuzzyness might be from my bass's battery, I sometimes forget it's an active.

>>63775

>weeb games

>>63780

It wasn't because I work there lad, I was there as a customer anyway. I just like seeing criminal scum get btfo.

>>63780

>Not getting satisfaction from doing a good job.

When I worked retail, I'd put loads of effort into helping customers and stuff. The part that made managers jobs hard was not doing stock tracking and shit, which I gladly slacked off on.

>tfw finally have a productive hobby that I enjoy again

>tfw everything is going very well for me but I'm still depressed

>>63782

>Not getting satisfaction from doing a good job.

If you're the kind of person who derives satisfaction from a job, why would you work in something as shitty and dead-end as retail? Why not get a real job?

>>63785

Why would you ask that on a baord filled with people with very little prospects and no ambition?

Either way, learn reading comprehension lad. "When I worked retail" is past tense.

>>63785

Yeah mate, all he's gotta do is just GET A JURB, its THAT SIMPLE! All these people struggling to find work, why don't they just get a real job? Like, I seriously can't understand why they don't just GET A JOB?

Seriously guys, is anyone else here completely baffled as to why someone wouldn't just get a job? I feel like walking into the job center and just telling everyone to get a job.

You remind me of my stupid Grandmother who called me lazy on a daily basis for not having a job when I was 17 despite applying for multiple jobs every day. My stupid grandmother who has never actually worked in the 70+ years she's been alive.

>>63787

Alright, here's how it's done lad.

Step 1: Walk into the business you want to work at

Step 2: Find the highest ranking member of management on-site

Step 3: Look him directly in the eye and give him a firm handshake

>>63789

that goes without saying

I'm thinking of getting myself a traditional English sword.

>>63791

Banned in Britain

https://southernswords.co.uk/english-short-sword-8379.html

I'm so tempted lads

>>63794

Why do you want a sword, decoration?

>>63795

Yes, among other things. I'm considering this one instead now.

https://southernswords.co.uk/english-civil-war-tuck-short-sword.html

Which do you like best of the two I've posted, lads?

>>63796

This one looks the best, in my opinion.

Some new veins appeared on my forearms today.

>>63796

This one looks more gentlemanly

>>63787

Maybe if you spent less time on imageboards and more time on job boards you'd have a decent job by now.

>>63800

I have a job that I enjoy.

That doesn't mean I can't get pissed off at stupid posts like that.

>>63801

>I have a job that I enjoy.

And it's just super that they let you push the trolleys, but some of us strive for better things.

>>63799

*tips three-bar pot*

>>63802

Fuck off.

Do you lads think buying a crepe van would be a good career choice?

>>63806

I doubt it, unless you're really passionate about crepes.

>>63806

Of course lad, just be sure to maintain eye-contact with everyone in the vicinity and firmly shake their hands as soon as they're within reach to ensure optimal customer service.

>>63807

My passion for crepes borders on sexual.

>>63808

>firmly shake their hands

But lad, as the manager of said crepe business, he'll have to offer a job to everyone who gives a firm enough handshake back. How's he gonna afford to employ all those people?

>>63810

He'll just have to get himself another job then, won't he?

>>63813

Kek.

>>63815

Not really, there's a bit of disdain for that place here, mostly for how overtly shitpost-y and obnoxious it's regulars are, and how we often get lumped in with them.

>>63817

I'm not saying it to be rude, I'm telling you objectively how it is: https://8ch.net/search.php?search=brit%2Fpol%2F&board=britfeel

HE'S BACK

>>63815

>>63816

>>63817

>>63818

For me, the big issue with brit/pol/ is that, unlike us who had a clean break from 4chan britfeel, brit/pol/ seems to have splintered off into several different boards and groups and factions. It's a lot of dramatically we'd prefer to avoid.

That being said, the core ideals of britfeel and brit/pol/ have always been aligned and we are allies.

>>63820

>It's a lot of dramatically

*a lot of drama

>>63821

Also, britfeel has a zero tolerance policy on tripfags, which some brit/pol/regulars seem to struggle with.

How's your neck training going?

>>63823

Pretty good, it regressed a bit while I was stopping with my mum over christmas because I had to sit in my old shitty office chair

now I'm back home my necks feeling a bit better again

I'm off to bed, goodnight guys.

>>63825

Good afternoon.

The order is placed.

https://southernswords.co.uk/english-civil-war-tuck-short-sword.html

>>63827

sharp or dull?

>>63815

>>63817

>already imagefagging

go away

>tfw secretly like Hitler despite my core ANGLO loyalties

They say your balls shrink on steroids, but mine have have grown and they're fucking massive now.

>>63840

I know that feel, I've got a PSP-1000 and a PSP Go both with CFW, right next to my bed I've got a 14" CRT TV, chipped PS1, PS2 slim with FMCB, and softmodded Wii (with retroarch and an external hard drive for Wii/GC games), all over glorious RGB SCART using a switchbox. Across the room (but still within reach of my bed) I've got a 42" LCD TV with a fat PS2 (FMCB + 350GB hard drive installed, component cable for 480p), a fat 60GB PS3 with CFW, and also my PC hooked up to it. I mostly just play games on my PC though kek.

Regarding recs, what sort of thing are you into? PS1 has no shortage of great games in virtually all genres.

floopity

whibblescromps

>>63843

now you've done it.

Dont say I didn't warn you.

If you don't have a THICK, DENSE, and VASCULAR neck, no girl is even going to give you a second look.

>>63846

Good choices lad, Dino Crisis 2 in particular is one of my favourite PS1 games.

>Never really been able to get into JRPGs or RPGs beyond a casual level

I'm in a similar boat. I've started almost every single JRPG (or at least one game from the series) from the 80s to the 00s, but I've never completed any of them, usually not even reaching halfway. There's just too many games out there for me to keep playing the same one for 30 - 120 hours, and a lot of them have very similar themes, character archetypes, plot devices, gameplay, etc., to the point where they all sort of roll into one in my head. Western RPGs on the other hand I just plain don't like, unless they're basically action-adventure games like TES and Witcher 3. D&D-based RPGs like Eye of the Beholder or Baldur's Gate bore my pants off.

>FF Tactics

Not my sort of thing personally, I tried to get into it but I was just falling asleep. A lot of people rave about it though so take that as you will. You might also want to check out the Disgaea series, a couple of them were on PSP, same sort of gameplay.

IS EVERYONE WATCHING THE STEEL CITY DERBY?

I didn't know about most of these.

>>63850

I don't know what that is, nor do I want to know.

>>63851

That's pretty cool, I never had that game, but I was well into THUG and THUG2 as a lad. It's a shame stuff like this is largely a thing of the past now, like secret characters/maps/etc that you don't have to pay extra for, female characters with skimpy outfits / unabashed sex appeal, and just simply having a sense of humour. Never thought I'd miss the 00s, but here we are.

L-lads?

>>63853

>female characters with skimpy outfits / unabashed sex appeal

When I saw that character my first thought was how such a thing wouldn't fly nowadays. It's a shame because sex appeal is one of the only things women are actually good at.

In other news, I've only just turned the PC on, which is unusual for me because it's usually on as soon as I wake up. Instead of dipping in and out of procrastination sessions while being half-productive on other things I've managed to read 100 pages of a book, go to the shops, and clean my whole flat. I should probably not turn the PC on more often.

>>63854

Yes?

Tomorrow is an important day. You will hear from me, lads.

>>63858

either start elaborating on these cryptic posts or fuck off.

>>63859

All will become clear in time, my good lad.

>legs still hurt after sleeping twice

Is it a blood clot from sitting at my PC too long? Am I a dead man?

>>63859

Seriously, can we just ban this cunt? He does this like once a day now.

I've never seen such a desperate attempt to get replies before.

>>63863

As I said lad, all will soon become clear, just be patient. I have a VPN anyway.

>>63863

And you're always the only one to give them to him.

>>63865

You what, mate?

I've never replied to him in my life because I quite frankly couldn't give a fuck what he is doing tomorrow.

I've occasionally thought about replying but that's only because it looks kind of embarrassing when he posts some subtle bullshit and nobody else responds.

>>63863

>He does this like once a day now.

I don't know where you're getting this from either, I did it the first time the other week >>63614 not intending to annoy anyone, I was just so embarrassed by what had happened that I didn't want to go through typing it all out, and just now is the only other time I've done it. This time was definitely to annoy you though, I wanted to see if you were always so angsty and irritable or if you were just in a bad mood before. Well I got my answer, and I think you need to lighten up.

>>63866

Well I assumed it was you every time, but it isn't the first time someones given him shit for posting this stuff. Other than the people complaining at him, he's completely ignored.

If people didn't complain, eh'd probably eventually stop, but they're giving him validation.

>>63867

I think you need to fuck off, mate.

>>63869

I'm not your mate. Never reply to my posts again.

>>63870

I'm actually offended that you thought it was okay to even reply to me, mate. Especially since you were too much of a faggot to tell everyone what shameful, autistic shit you got up to last week.

Easy Bolognese Recipe | Jamie Oliver

>>63871

>>63870

>>63869

>>63867

floopity whibblescromps

Has anyone got the sad webm of the old man talking about his wife who got dementia?

>>63877

That's fucking horrible.

Morning lads.

>>63879

Morning mate.

>>63877

I shant be watch that

Spent all day yesterday dry stone walling with my brother. My NEET body is now crippled.

>>63883

You are devoid of virtue and deserve every bad thing that happens and has happened to you in life.

I've told her we should hold off while she works on her relationship.

>>63883

On the one hand, I'm glad one of us finally made it.

On the other hand, fuck off norman.

>>63889

>having a slapper suck you off during a seedy liaison

>making it

>>63885

There's numerous regular netherlads here, myself usually being one of them, so I don't know how you can assume from that one post that he's the exact one you've interacted with in the past.

I sort of agree though, I don't know why you would choose to go ahead with a roastie who admitted to currently being in a."struggling" relationship it's her fault it's struggling, let's be honest here beforehand, and yet all the while has been flirting and coming on to a colleague of hers (and probably others too) for ages. All the warning signs were there, and she even had the decency to own up to it before you did anything regrettable, but apparently that couldn't stop your dick from taking over your conscience like an absolute nigger.

I don't think you deserve everything bad that's ever happened or will happen to you, but you at least deserve anything bad that happens relating to these actions. I wonder if her boyfriend or whatever is even white. She might even have a few STDs, if not from him, then from one of the other countless chaps she sucked off before you.

>>63891

He's a pessimist and always has been, he even admits it. I think he said something along the lines of pessimism being a kind of armour that protects you. And anyway he uses different measures to the ones we do. For instance, if we managed to eject all the pakis and niggers from Britain, even if it meant bloodshed, we would probably say that was a good result. For Peter it would literally signal the end of the country.

I stopped reading his column ages ago.

>>63892

I'm a 28 year old KV, I'd certainly be happy with a blowjob from a willing female.

tbh

Who else /Moral/ here?

>>63897

Involuntarily /moral/ here.

>>63883

When are we gonna see a fucking pic

I've always wondered if I'd be able to genuinely convince you lads that I, a NEET hikki KHV, had met a girl, hit it off with her, became a couple, etc, just by making up and telling a very realistic sounding story over several months. Like, even with all the time in the world to plan it out and make the plot consistent, would I even be able to come up with a believable story if I've never had any kind of first-hand romantic or sexual encounter myself, nor really interacted with the outside world during the last decade? I'm not sure that I could, I think it's possibly so unlikely to get a gf in my current state and situation that I couldn't even lie about getting one.

>>63901

If you took a recording of that piece back to 200BC and played it to some high IQ Celto-Brythonic lads how do you think they would respond?

>>63899

Doxanon is still here lad.

>>63900

I was a NEET KHV but then I got a job, started lifting, and genuinely trying to improve myself. I attribute most of my success with this lass to my physique - she really loves my muscles, and if I wasn't a big boii she probably would never have shown an interest. Once we did get talking though we found we actually got on quite well. A year ago this would've seemed impossible but the more I've actually made myself go out and speak to people the better I've gotten at it. I still feel like I make a lot of mistakes, though I'm starting to realize how a lot of the time it's all in my head, my self-doubting tendencies trying to reassert themselves. Phenibut has also helped a lot.

>>63904

Did you ever try tinder out?

Also, I'd be kind of worried that her boyfriend is going to kill you.

>>63905

I didn't, but I was the lad who was considering it. He can try tbh, my sword will be here soon.

>>63902

Besides worshipping me as a deity for my strange clothing and apparent ability to wield magic, I'm not sure, but I doubt they'd have felt anything similar to us. There are no existing examples of the music they would have played, besides Roman accounts during warfare and a few simple instruments, but I would imagine it was relatively simple stuff: banging on drums, blowing large horns, chanting, etc. I can't imagine they'd have enjoyed some of the more dissonant or chromatic parts of Chopin's piece (which made even me wince at times), and I'm not sure they would have gotten any real emotional response from the nicer bits. It would be a bit like playing it to a toddler I guess; they'd recognise it as sound, and notice the various rhythms, but they wouldn't be getting any emotion from it, except maybe feeling afraid if it was loud.

The Romans on the other hand probably would've enjoyed it a lot more, they were far more advanced when it came to music thanks to the Greeks. The Greeks had developed proper tunings, scales, and more advanced instruments centuries prior. In fact, in doing a bit of research just now, I'm getting somewhat of an answer to my previous post:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Music_of_ancient_Greece

>The names for the various modes derived from the names of Greek tribes and peoples, the temperament and emotions of which were said to be characterized by the unique sound of each mode. Thus, Dorian modes were "harsh", Phrygian modes "sensual", and so forth. In his Republic, Plato talks about the proper use of various modes, the Dorian, Phrygian, Lydian, etc. It is difficult for the modern listener to relate to that concept of ethos in music except by comparing our own perceptions that a minor scale is used for melancholy and a major scale for virtually everything else, from happy to heroic music.

>>63904

Wish I'd had more success at the whole /fit/ thing, I didn't make much improvement with my dumb bells, and I was just getting increasingly exhausted by the week. Having females at work must help a lot as well, where I worked it was exclusively blokey blokes, not to mention it was a shit job that I had to quit before it made me off myself.

>>63907

Kek, I remember skimming through The Republic and in the section on music he advocates for banning certain modes because they promote degeneracy.

I would have thought that the melancholy of minor keys is intrinsic, but maybe my conditioning runs so deep that I'll never know.

>>63907

And when we discussed fitness before we came to the conclusion that you'll be at an impasse until you're able to get more calories in, which is still the case. I don't know if that's become more feasible since then, but bear in mind if you're already eating at maintenance you'll only need an extra 500 calories per day of quality food to get bigger and stronger.

>>63908

>he advocates for banning certain modes because they promote degeneracy.

Kek, I saw that in another wikipedia article. There's some more really interesting stuff actually, like this:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Music_of_ancient_Greece

>It is a commonplace of musicology to say that harmony, in the sense of a developed system of composition, in which many tones at once contribute to the listener's expectation of resolution, was invented in the European Middle Ages and that ancient cultures had no developed system of harmony—that is, for example, playing the third and seventh above the dominant, in order to create the expectation for the listener that the tritone will resolve to the third.

So the whole phenomenon of "resolution" in music is a social construct as well. I think it's fairly safe to say at this point that any and all emotion we find in music is something we learn, rather than something we're born with.

>>63909

Yeah I know, it's just difficult for me to suddenly implement a major dietary shift. It was fairly easy to substitute food A with food B, like I did with swapping chocolate cereals with porridge + banana, sliced-ham sandwiches with peanut butter sandwiches, and chocolate minirolls with fruit, but actually adding extra meals in has proven much more of a challenge. Besides the "having to ask my mum to buy more food even though I don't know what to ask for" struggle, I'm very much the type to get carried away with whatever I'm doing, and I often put off eating for hours, even if I'm really hungry, to the point where my hands and feet aren't able to keep a good temperature.

I'm also doing a lot worse when it comes to showering, which sort of factors into the whole "life routine" thing. I had a shower yesterday, which was the first time since Christmas Eve, which was the first time since the start of December. My room has shrunk significantly as well over the last 18 months, thanks to a combination of having more stuff, and me just giving less of a shit about anything besides using my computer all day. I really haven't been looking after myself at all.

>>63910

I've never given it much thought before tbh, but my take would be that music epitomizes man's mastery over nature; the systematization of a vast chaotic array of auditory phenomenon into a neat toolkit to the purpose of creating order and beauty in his moving onwards and upwards towards the divine, with the huwhite man's creations being its highest manifestation.

>>63914

>*de-emphasizes your track*

heh…nothin personnel…

>>63914

I don't understand the technical stuff but it sounds better. Does the stuff on this channel have pre-emphasis? Since I can't find any downloads for these albums I was going to rip them off youtube and separate the tracks myself, but since I don't really know what I'm doing I thought I'd end up with sub-par quality and haven't really had the time to delve into it.

>>63916

That record and a lot of stuff on that channel is recorded from vinyl, pre-emphasis of this kind only applies to CDs. It's fairly obvious once you know what to listen for, any time you hear an 80s or early 90s track that sounds really tinny or ear piercing, and you can hardly hear the bass, that's likely to be pre-emphasis.

That does have fairly heavy digital noise reduction applied to it though (whenever the tracks fade out, you can hear it sound slightly artificial and "watery" like a low quality mp3, before it disappears), and it sounds like there's a slight stereo imbalance, meaning the cartridge was slightly misaligned when it was digitised (can be corrected in editing, but they didn't bother or notice).

Ripping music from youtube will always be sub-par quality, that's just how it is, not just because of the re-encoded nature of it, but because normies always manage to butcher the source material one way or another. With obscure records like these though, a lot of which have never seen a CD or digital release, the only way to get the highest fidelity copy of it is to actually buy the record yourself, hope it doesn't get smashed in shipping, also hope the person who owned it before you didn't ruin it while they owned it, and then digitise and edit it yourself. It's quite a hassle.

>>63918

Yes, the screws will just get pushed back.

>>63885

You said you were not letting it go any further. She's a disgusting roast and you've sullied yourself.

>>63906

I'm serious though. There's a good chance that you could get jumped by some psycho ex bf.

>>63920

Do you really begrudge me female company after 23 years of involuntary celibacy? I don't plan on impregnating her. How am I to get a young virgin lass to start a family with if I'm no good with women? Regardless, I've told her we should put it on hold while she addresses her relationship.

>>63921

And in all seriousness I'll give him a good wallop if he tries anything.

>>63888

Third image is pretty hot.

>>63922

>Do you really begrudge me female company after 23 years of involuntary celibacy?

>23 years

Not him, but I turn 26 this week, so yes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M62Va6Ft2cw

This is quite fucked.

>>63925

I've seen it before, disgusting behaviour from those "officers".

>>63926

I can barely make out what instructions the officers are giving and I'm not terrified like the poor guy who got shot.

>>63927

I think that's the really terrifying part, is that there's no way that anyone would have survived the encounter considering how irrational and contradictory the orders he was making were. They were looking for an excuse to kill someone if you ask me.

I am learning this, my good lads. It's one of my favourites and doesn't look too difficult.

>>63931

Good luck lad, just remember that looks can be deceiving.

I'm off to bed, goodnight lads.

>>63932

No problem, I've already got the first 12 seconds down.

>>63933

Night lad.

>>63928

I had a look into it. The guy who was yelling the commands wasn't Philip Brailsford, it was his Sergent, Charles Langley who is probably more to blame. He managed to quietly retire before the bodycam footage was released.

Obviously Phillip Brailsford is still a piece of shit cop who writes "you're fucked" on his guns and beats up 14 year olds, but still…

>>63929

What anime would Peter watch?

>>63936

None as cartoons are for children and delinquents

want mummy to make breakfast

want mummy to play with my willy

want anonny to fuck off

Just went and got my hair cut at a new barber shop.

>>63941

show us how sharp it is by slicing some milk jugs in half

I've plugged my laptop into my TV with a VGA cable but the TV says no signal. I've fiddled around with the display settings on my laptop like the tutorials I've looked at say to do, and it definitely detects the TV, but nothing displays. Any ideas?

>>63945

What have you currently got everything set to?

>>63946

that's not really any of your business, is it.

>>63947

You haven't the authority to decide that, third party lad.

>working

>decide im working too much

>go to relax for a bit

>get uncomfortable because im not working

>>63948

heh. I think you'll find I'm in charge here.

AJ Styles' greatest moments: WWE Top 10, Jan. 6, 2018

>>63951

I wish he didn't have such a nigger-tier entrance theme, it's fucking awful and doesn't fit AJ at all. CFO$ are absolute degenerates, and one of the many things making modern day WWE (besides NXT) unwatchable. Jim Johnston getting slowly replaced by these dickheads, and then getting released last year after 32 years with the company, is a crime against humanity.

FRESH

>>63955

More interesting than yours, cheeky git.

>>63955

why don't you contribute something of worth then.

you DO have something of worth to contribute, right lad?

>>63957

>>63956

That's what you peons are for.