/britfeel/ - Feel Britannia

>>49002

Thanks lad, are you the regular threadslave or is he still being defiant?

>>49005

Im one of the old threadslaves, thought I should probably do something since the current one didn't want too.

>>49005

>>49006

I wonder what has caused this, I hope he is okay

>>49006

>>49007

That's just not on, if he thinks he can get away with this he's got another thing coming.

Real nigga hours

who up?

>>49009

I'm up, how's it going?

>>49010

Honestly not that bad lad, haven't had any alcohol, just shitposted with people I know from discord. Streamed EVA for hours and did some anime karaoke. Feel considerably less like killing myself than I did at the beginning of the night. You?

>>49011

Nice, I've just been sitting here by myself not talking to anyone or having any fun at all really.

>>49012

Maybe you should go to bed, mate. It's rather late. I'm most likely going to sign off for the night, too.

>>49013

I'm planning on staying up as long as I can, I've been waking up and going to bed at the same shitty time every single day since before christmas and that needs to stop, going to bed earlier waking up earlier isn't working so I'm gonna try going to bed later and later until I work my way around the clock. Only problem is my family is supposed to be having a "new years day meal" later and I'll probably sleep right through it, but oh well.

Goodnight though, sleep well.

>tfw no one in Cumbria

>>49015

I wish I lived there, looks amazing.

Fuck it I'm going to bed, see you guys at some absurd time later.

>>49018

Night Lad.

Morning lads.

>>49021

Student

>>49021

>>49022

Poll confirmed for shit, redo

>Queenie is too ill for her new years service.

Getting worried lads.

Gukki is it true you're clique now? Congrats mate if it's true.

Going to try dedicate the new years day to learning new things, I need to stop stagnating.

What was the best /britfeel/ post of 2016?

>>49030

That actually looks pretty cool lad, how much did it set you back?

Reminder that this is a Celto-Brythonic board.

Anglish and Saxon immigrants are welcome but please, control your anger and autism.

>>49032

Go back to hyperborea.

>>49032

Yes, they must learn to assimilate into our culture, I agree wholeheartedly.

>>49035

How?

>>49031

only 29 quid lad, it's apparently on sale on amazon, but I'm pretty sure its one of those fake sales as I cant find it for the "real" price anywhere else. Either way I like the look and it has decent reviews.

>>49036

Was drunk.

I went to bed at 8am, I'm still in bed at 7pm, I haven't showered since Christmas day, I haven't changed out of these pyjamas since the 27th, I've only really seen daylight on two days in the last month, the ship known as my "reformed" life is sinking fast, please send help.

>>49039

are there any lifeboats about?

>>49040

I don't know, I didn't think the analogy through enough to know what they would be.

>>49041

just read a book mate. cleanliness is overrated anyway.

>>49042

Have to disagree honestly. I feel like a million fucking pound when I've shaved, washed, got a nice haircut, new clothes etc.

Who /sherlock/ tonight?

>>49042

That's not really the problem, I spent the last couple of years escaping the hikki trap and I was doing really well up until around October, but I've accidentally fallen back into the deep end since December began. I think once I'm able to push my sleep pattern around the clock to "normal" time I can get the rest of my hard-fought life gains back, but right now I'm feeling an unwanted yet familiar type of D E S P A I R.

>>49043

Also this, being clean is an amazing feel, I just struggle with the routine nature of it, especially when my sleep is fucked.

>>49043

the state of being well-groomed is fleeting though, while the edification or profundity provided by a good book can last forever. it's also a good way to take your mind away from your immediate physical circumstances.

>>49044

Dropped during the first episode when he claimed to be a sociopath, dude was clearly autistic.

>>49045

For me it's not that difficult, because I just take baths and then it becomes nice rather than a chore. Run the water, crank up the heating, stand there shaving while it fills up, read a book in the tub. I sometimes like to pretend I'm a NEET aristocrat who does nothing but bathe and go for walks and read all day, it's nice.

>>49046

Why are you talking about hygiene and reading as though they preclude eachother?

>>49046

Escapism is a hidden jew of the worst kind, if we're using books, vidya, anime, or whatever else to ignore real problems with our lives then it's time to stop.

Personal hygiene is more than just a fleeting feeling anyway, it's the act of routinely taking care of our physical manifestation. If we're not doing that, then we're not fully self-respecting, which we deserve to be and should aspire to be.

>>49039

Have you tried accepting the lord and saviour Jesus Christ into your life?

>>49047

I dunno, for me there's something really uncomfortable about bathrooms, taking my clothes off, and washing myself. I think it just comes from years of avoidance, but it's deeply ingrained and the feeling only lessens when I'm doing it at least every 2 or 3 days. More than that and I tend to start hating the thought of it again.

>>49049

Yes I have.

>>49050

I've seen her before, she's russian or something and not an anon.

Got a lot of thoughts jumbled up in my head regarding the new year lads, trying to think about how I want to go about going forward in life. Gunna try and sit down and write some shit out.

>>49053

Sounds good, I'm interested in what your conclusion will be if you don't mind sharing.

Writing down your thoughts onto paper can help clear your mind and realise your true goals and desires, it's why journalling gets recommended a lot for stressed and/or depressed people. I should probably get back into it myself considering my current situation.

>>49053

>>49054

Yeah, I can't really be bothered keeping a strict journal but it helps to sit down and write things out every now and again, helps you identify what you're doing, what you're not doing, whether or not the things you are doing are superficial etc.

https://cytu.be/r/streamfeel

>>49057

That's depressing

>>49057

Well, yeah. We're not getting new users.

/britfeel/ need immigration tbh.

>>49057

We just have less stuff to talk about.

>Internet cuts out and I need to go turn off the router manually.

>Go downstairs to do it and dad is aware but cant be bothered to get up and move 5 feet to turn it off and on.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>49065

Its also worth noting that we've had stuff like streamfeel, and general streams this year that have been quite active. Although I didnt take part in it, so Im not sure when guildfeel took place, I imagine stuff like that gave a hit to posting.

>>49066

That's true, that also explains the dip during summer in 2015 which was for the same reason.

/guildfeel/ started in October 2015, which actually appears to be a very active month, but I believe that's because we were also doing things like the Fighting Fantasy streams and discussing whether we should play D&D around that time.

I'm so lonely.

>>49068

Me too, that's why we're here after all.

>>49069

>>49068

This feel, I know it.

>tfw seeing proper daylight for the first time in weeks

It's so bright, but it's beautiful.

Immigrants bring with them new, vibrant cultures; new posting styles; new ideas and points of view. Let's face it, our numbers our dwindling, as is our post count, and as I see it, we have three options: 1) Accept board death, 2) Raise families and introduce them to the board, or 3) Accept migrants.

Only one of these is feasible in my opinion. So open your hearts, my good lads, and let's discuss where we're going to find these new robots. Remember, they make the posts we won't make.

>>49072

I don't think we're dying and I made the graphs, if you're still here after all of the lulls in activity we've had so far, chances are you'll still be here for the lulls in activity in future too. I won't deny that I would prefer it if there were slightly more of us around today, but by "us" I mean people that were here for the last two years, not newfag immigrants that don't know our various in-jokes, our stories, our customs, and so on.

Okay I've had enough, going to bed now, goodnight/morning guys.

>>49066

> we've had stuff like streamfeel

I feel like this is a major reason, at least recently. Several of the regular posters just chat in here in the evenings which means a lot less activity in the thread.

>>49074

>going to bed at 11AM

that's one of the most JUST times to go to bed imaginable.

Yesterday I was super pumped to go out today and do something.

I have no idea what I'm going to do, I recon the shops and shit are going to be super packed so I'm thinking about just not going out.

>>49076

It depends, if people were going to be here today or my mum felt like being noisy then I'd be fucked, but it's a nice quiet day so it's not so bad. I'd say repeatedly going to sleep around dawn and getting up at dusk in the middle of winter what I had been doing until today is worse, in that situation I don't get to see any daylight at all for days/weeks and I start feeling some serious despair.

>>49077

Go anyway, there's no point trying to predict the future. See if it's actually busy or not, and if it is you'll be forced to find something else to do anyway because you're already out.

woah

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7z_ORNy8tFo

>>49079

>open video

>immediately greeted by woman in hijab

closed immediately

>>49080

speaking of weed, do you lads know about the Bonglord?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbbjOKy7mQs

>>49071

Still constant overcast skies in my area. Feeling seriously deprived of vitamin D.

>>49080

I'm honestly not that in to weed. I tried pollen once and enjoyed the light high that came with that a lot more than just getting completely stoned.

Apparently people have the largest amount of friends at 25 years old on average.

It's all downhill from here lads.

>>49084

well that's because most normalfags end up spending most of their time with their wives around that age, so if you're a virginal loser such as myself you still have plenty of time for making friends ;4)

Anyone else here unironically learning Japanese?

>>49086

are you?

>>49087

Yes

>>49088

what have you learned so far?

>>49089

Konichiwa

>>49089

all of the kana, some basic rules for grammar (the most basic particles and conjugation), learning some kanji at the moment. The kanji actually really frustrates me, specifically the kanji for numbers. There's variations for both the number　八　（はち)（the number 8) 八つ　（やつ）(eight things) and also 八日 (eight of the month)

I think I'm going to make a seperate anki deck specifically for numbers, because fuck me they are slowing me down.

>>49091

Update on that, I'm now technically up to 40 kanji, but many of the numbers are very fuzzy in my head. Retention rate for the numbers must be a solid 90% lower than all the other nouns/verbs I've been learning.

>>49091

>>49092

Keep it up Anon. I've always liked the idea of learning a language but I've always failed to keep it up for longer than a couple of days.

>>49093

Me too, this is the first time I've properly tryharded and I have to say it's a good feel

>>49084

I'm 2 weeks away from 25 and I've been at 0 friends since I entered my twenties, "the only way is up" and "things can only get better" as far as I'm concerned.

>>49086

I was a few years ago, memorised all of hiragana and katakana like you have, and I knew a bunch of words and phrases from animu, but lost interest before I got to learning any kanji.

stretch your hamstrings NOW FOR 5 MINUTES

>>49096

h-how should I do that?

>>49098

I managed 3 sets of 30 seconds, couldn't get anywhere near my toes. Incredibly uncomfortable but my legs feel kind of nice now.

https://cytu.be/r/streamfeel

Finally shaved today lads. Should have just trimmed the facial hair tbh, I'm not happy with the completely clean shave.

Test.

http://www.lbc.co.uk/radio/player/

NIGE

>>49101

I know what you mean, I only ever use a beard trimmer on the lowest setting for a perma-stubble, having a completely smooth face feels odd. Maybe this is just a weird habit of mine, but I sometimes rub my hand against my chin to scratch an itch or just out of habit, and when my hand was met with nothing but smooth skin it was very unsatisfying.

Just 40 more minutes and then I can officially say "I got out of bed in the morning".

I made it lads, I'm now an early riser.

>>49106

What hours did you sleep lad?

Nige is so based lads. He's spoken to a couple of memers tonight, this has been great.

>>49107

Well sleep was on and off, but I was in bed from roughly 12pm to 12am. I was awake around 5pm and posted, and I last woke up just before 11pm.

Tried to make progress these last 2 years but I'm back to a place even worse than when I started. Should never have fallen for the 'it gets better' meme.

>>49110

Define "a place even worse than when I started". I've had some fairly major setbacks recently too, sleep pattern's fucked, I've not showered or been outside in over a week, but I'm not giving up like a faggot. I don't want to remain in this situation forever, and I imagine you don't either, so we can either work together in unison to make things better for ourselves, or you can be left behind in your little puddle of misery until you feel desperate to change things again.

123

>>49113

Is this better?

>>49114

Argh this VPN is shit. It says I'm connected to Israel.

>>49115

>He didn't get the /britfeel/ recommended VPN

After getting up at 12am, I went for a 10 minute nap at 9am but accidentally ended up sleeping for 6 hours, what am I supposed to do now? I don't know if I should have breakfast, dinner, or go back to bed, my body just feels confused.

>>49119

>hiding behind an anonymous account, pathetic

I fucking hate this meme, leftists don't face jail time or social ostracisation for posting epic memes on the internet, right wing people do.

>>49119

top kek

>>49120

this, you will literally be arrested for "hate crime" for daring to oppose the liberal groupthink, anonymity is not cowardice, it's a necessity.

>>49123

I've been in public looking a lot worse than that.

Been feeling pretty low the last few days, but after work today I'm super happy again.

I really do enjoy my job lads, I like fixing peoples problems.

>>49068

>tfw just want a harem of subby boys or girls to dominate every so often

>alone in my flat with money and nothing to really do other then play spess mens

>>49126

>alone in my flat with money

I wish I knew this feel, this is my goal

>>49127

being a cripple isn't much of a goal tbh

>>49126

If you live alone in your own flat and you've already succumbed to being a complete degenerate, you could always just use your money to hire boys, or optionally, girls, to be your subs for the evening.

>>49128

well no, I don't want the cripple part, but I'd really like my own place and financial independence.

>>49129

I have some pride at the very least

>>49131

>posts about just wanting "a harem of subby boys or girls to dominate every so often"

>"I have some pride at the very least"

Are you absolutely certain?

>>49132

correct

So, are we going to advertise our board?

>>49134

go ahead

>>49135

How?

>>49136

https://www.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/

>>49137

NO

>>49134

I think I'd rather see this place die naturally than bringing in a bunch of random anons and potentially ending up something like the halfchan threads.

>>49137

>>49138

Why not lad? They seem based.

>"Britain First extremist filmed joining hate-filled vigilante group hunting down asylum seekers in Bulgaria"

>These are the people that would be happily joining ISIS if they'd been born in the middle east.

- lamps-n-magnets, Scotland

>Neo-Nazis and ISIS is the exact same ideology.

- xNicolex, European Union

>We should swap these worthless cunts out for refugees and migrants. I mean, they don't think that the conditions those people are wanting to get away from are that bad, so they won't have a problem with having to live in them, right?

- ForensicIz, Scotland

>Do people actually think this is the purpose of life? To be hateful and a racist. Like don't they have that thing in them that says it's wrong. When they get older won't they look back and not think they wasted their years to make a difference

- Havocas, location unknown

Personally I think that since this is a bit of a male dominant space we should get xNicolex in to spice things up a bit, as well as the two Scots, lamps-n-magnets and Forensiclz, since SAG isn't here anymore.

>>49139

we've had some people filter in over time who have been a good contribution, some of the regular posters never came from half chan at all. But it does have to be incredibly measured

>>49141

I know, I was the first to come in from 8chan in fact. People that lurk, like what they see, and then assimilate naturally are no problem, but that's not necessarily who you'll be getting when you make big open invitations and advertisements. Age range for example, we're all mostly in the early to mid-20s category, but there are a lot of anons on 8chan and 4chan especially that are under 18, many even under 16, and they really know how to fuck up a comfy board/thread.

This point is mostly just my thoughts and opinions, but /britfeel/ also seems to have a sleeping identity crisis now as well. You have the traditional /r9k/-style "I'm fucked and it can't be helped" group, but also the more positive "I'm currently fucked but I want to make it so I'll make an effort to improve" group. I think the scales are fairly balanced between the two right now, and the fact we've shared a board for 2 years means we naturally prefer to get along despite our differences of opinions, but an influx of anons from outside boards or sites could upset that balance and drive some of the older anons away.

https://cytu.be/r/streamfeel

Anyone enjoy burned sausages with ketchup?

This is a common thing to like and I'm aware that it is extremely unhealthy.

>>49144

I have enjoyed it in the past, I'm not into sausages / burnt sausages / literal cancer food any more though.

My Dad really is disgusting. He claimed he was going to go on a diet about 3 months ago and he actually lost some weight and went from Extremely Obese to just overweight and that was great. Well, he's fucked that diet up and now he's putting it all back on again by gorging himself on 2,000 calories of Doritos every single evening.

His bedroom honestly looks like some autistic 16 year old's bedroom with clothes thrown all over the floor, empty cans and crisp packets everywhere and a pile of curtains that he said he was going to fix but never got round to. There's even mold growing on the wall next to the window and wallpaper peeling off because of the swamp tier levels of humidity in there. It absolutely fucking stinks.

His "office" is a lot worse. It's two desks on each side of the room that he swivels between on his chair. There's a wardrobe filled with so much shit that it will collapse if you open it next to a shelf with so much shit on it that you can't remove anything because it will all collapse. The rest of the room is filled with bags of old stuff arranged into a pile.

>>49147

why aren't you cleaning up your fathers room if it bothers you so much?

he wiped your ass

>>49147

Give him a link to /britfeel/, we could do with more anons and he sounds eligible enough.

>>49148

>why aren't you cleaning up your fathers room if it bothers you so much?

I'm not his maid.

>he wiped your ass

No he didn't.

>>49150

you sound like you'd be perfect maid tbh

>>49151

Is this another one of your fantasies?

>>49152

what is life without fantasies

>>49150

Also, I'd like to add that I DID fix his curtains once but he managed to tear them down again. I don't know what the fuck he does with them.

>>49147

sounds like a comfy room tbh

>>49149

this

>>49154

>once

he probably fixed your whole room your whole life

will this ever become a trip board?

>>49157

No, no tripfags allowed.

>>49156

He certainly did not.

>>49159

sounds like your cunt needs fixing there

>>49160

What's that supposed to mean?

>>49158

I understand, but wouldn't it just be like the stream usernames?

>>49161

I haven't really decided yet

>>49162

No, it wouldn't. Are you new to imageboards?

>>49164

no I understand the concept of anonymous image boards, but /britfeel/ feels like a inclusive small numbered community that doesn't get that much outside posting.

>>49163

Decide.

>>49166

frilly skirt and g-string with a tight tank top on

>>49165

>a inclusive small numbered community that doesn't get that much outside posting

That's an accurate description, but it's not exactly an argument for adopting trips and the faggotry that comes with them is it? We like being anonymous, if external sites allowed anonymous chat posting then I'm sure we'd all choose to do that instead, but they generally don't so we compromise.

ree being the only netherlands VPN lad online though, making me stand out

>>49168

>having a crush on a depressed self harming girl

Asking for trouble lad.

>>49167

What next?

>>49170

She's the only person who speaks to me on the internet, even if she doesn't always respond and often just expresses self disgust no matter how much i try praise her.

>>49171

collar with leash, pierced nipples, a spider gag in your mouth and a cage on your dick with a pink ribbon into a bow around the base

>>49172

>no matter how much i try praise her

I'm starting to feel disgusted too. I hate to break it to you, but you're likely so far into the friendzone at this point that she probably thinks you're gay.

These are real nigga hours.

>>49176

That's kinda pathetic, but I guess I only think that because I can remember myself being just as desperate for female interaction and being overly "friendly" to certain girls I knew on msn when I was in my mid teens because that was how I thought people obtained girlfriends.

Wisdom teeth bring me so much misfortune and suffering.,

>>49179

DO

IT

>>49179

you sound like the kind person I want to fuck tbh

>>49181

where would I even start though, like fuck I've been at this for months now I guess I'll try show some of early december

>>49183

Either all of it or the highlights.

>>49179

You're a madman, I've still got all my msn chat logs going back 12 years and it kills me inside to so much as glance at them.

>>49184

[05/12/2016 15:07:20] fucking spaghetti spiller: hey there how's it going friend?

[05/12/2016 22:25:14] oneitis: kind of sad tbh

[05/12/2016 22:25:19] oneitis: sorry for being so slow

[05/12/2016 22:29:04] spaghetti spiller: yeah I got back today from my grandads, I'm sorry that your sad but there's no reason to be sorry for anything

[05/12/2016 22:29:29] spighetti spiller: also I got a bunch of pot to cook brownies with ^_^

[05/12/2016 22:30:12] oneitis: ^_^

[05/12/2016 22:31:20] spaghetti spiller: so when would you like to meet up and bake some drug stuff ?

[05/12/2016 22:32:47] oneitis: dunno when I can tbh, swamped with stuff right now, also dieting until February (chuckle)

[05/12/2016 22:37:54] autisim feeler: can you at least leave the house again?

[05/12/2016 22:40:09] oneitis: not as myself unfortunately :c

[05/12/2016 22:40:33] oneitis: I need to diet, I'm obsessive about my weight recently, need to have it controlled, get to 120lb

[05/12/2016 22:42:14] spaghetti spiller: wait so you wanna gain muscle and stuff ? also cmon it would just be once making some weed cake or something I love to bake its very fun plus I could do it with you you seem very well adjusted it could calm you down so you could go out how you truly are

[05/12/2016 22:42:57] oneitis: no, I just want to be thin

[05/12/2016 22:42:58] oneitis: I dunno

[05/12/2016 22:43:07] oneitis: it could also put my paranoia in overdrive

[05/12/2016 22:43:14] oneitis: Also I love to bake too ^_^

[05/12/2016 22:44:33] this autism anime loving nigga: does really whiny voice cmoooon anon-kun you're perfectly beautiful at the weight you are plus I really wanna bake with you : 3

[05/12/2016 22:51:07] autism: also notice me sempai >;3

*send her picture of me doing something really autistic *

[05/12/2016 22:52:11] oneitis: Hiya!

[05/12/2016 22:52:18] muh waifu: cute!

[05/12/2016 22:54:51] autistic spaghetti: thanks sempai this isn't just high *my name* here now(though I'm incredibly fucking high on pot right now) we really gotta bake nee sama nee sama calling intensifies

[05/12/2016 22:55:59] oneitis: >,<

[05/12/2016 22:59:58] oneitis: just got into bed

[05/12/2016 23:00:00] oneitis: come cuddle

[05/12/2016 23:00:40] autism: voice raises to uber loli nee saaamaaaa, but I would love to cuddle with you you are most kawaii person I've ever seen

I had to change names so no one can add us

>>49186

People like you exist?

>>49186

There should be rules against this level of beta posting. I think I'm going to be sick.

>>49187

yup I'm a real human bean

>>49186

I'd have you chained to a wall

>>49189

How old are you? You can't be 18 or over, there's no way.

>>49191

Yeah I'm 18 it's incredibly depressing

>>49193

Stop before it's too late.

>>49192

No, stop posting any time.

>>49193

I guess you're at the upper limit of being a complete teenage embarrassment, a couple of years from now and you'll be able to look back on this behaviour and wish your past self never existed.

hot brownie:also get a daki they be fun to cuddle

*sends her a picture of me with mine*

oneities:Will think about it

*sends me link of video called how kawaii am I*

[05/12/2016 23:05:30] autism: kek your most moe kawaii thing ever even more then umura chan and tomoko kun and some other dank cahracters, but yeah I implore you to get a dakimakura I usually hg that when I get them cuddle wants

[05/12/2016 23:28:20] oneitis: maybe

[05/12/2016 23:28:34] oneitis: Would be nice just to be held though

[05/12/2016 23:32:03] coco: I know that feel I also want to hold something or be held, I would love to hold you though nee sama ^_^ ,also we gotta bake (loli moa voice) plez nee samaaaa or I'll tell who ever the mother figure is in this anime

[05/12/2016 23:32:14] oneitis: got myself upset again >,<

[05/12/2016 23:32:28] hotbrownies: oh no why :c

[05/12/2016 23:33:00] oneities: just wanting to be a girl, having missed out on everything, unable to be myself even now :c

[05/12/2016 23:33:55] oneitis: saw a crazy pretty transgirl on my facebook

[05/12/2016 23:34:14] autism: please don't be sad you are a girl absolutey nothing is stopping that, it's not too late your only 21 you still have plenty of time to be a grill

[05/12/2016 23:34:21] hotbrownie: also normie book reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[05/12/2016 23:36:04] oneities: don't feel like I am, my body and mind are stopping me

[05/12/2016 23:38:10] memester: try not to be so hard on yourself like I can see the hard internal struggle of you not having or acting like a grill but fuck I hang out with pretty much just girls these days at a youth ckub I goto and on a behavioural and physical level you are way more feminine then any of those people

[05/12/2016 23:40:20] oneities: I'm really trying

[05/12/2016 23:41:46] brownies and coco: there's nothing else you can do please don't think your being selfish or anything it's all perfectly reasonable in my personal opinion though you are really the perfect human though on every conceivable level

[05/12/2016 23:42:40] oneities: You're far too kind :p

[05/12/2016 23:42:53] supreme beta: also neee sama please meet up with me to bake pot and hug

[05/12/2016 23:43:03] oh shit nigger theres more : moe loli voice intensifies

[05/12/2016 23:44:46] oneitis: I want to

[05/12/2016 23:44:47] oneitis: (hug)

[05/12/2016 23:44:57] oneities: just finding things hard rn

[05/12/2016 23:46:03] echo the dolphin: then please meet with me nee sama I wanna try ease just some bad stuff for you

[05/12/2016 23:52:50] jahans: plus we could get really high ^_^ ( but only if you consentfully wanted to)

[05/12/2016 23:55:36] oneitis: Let's get high on life

[05/12/2016 23:57:34] beta : >not relying upon chemical compounds and plants to get high

[05/12/2016 23:58:37] dis nigga: nah I jest but yeah we don't have to get high we could just hug instead if we met (though you'd probably need to be high to hug a failure and a weirdo like myself)

[06/12/2016 00:06:56] waifu: You're not weird :p

[06/12/2016 00:07:05] waifu: I do worry about you though

[06/12/2016 00:07:32] waifu: I think you're super nice and deserve to have a happy life

[06/12/2016 00:08:52] autistic : nah I'm too far gone even as a existentialist I realise that, also yeah I'm a fucking weirdo have you seen the way I dress or the way I convey conversation I'm reprehensible

[06/12/2016 00:11:16] waifu: Hey you're taking to the agoraphobic tranny :p

[06/12/2016 00:14:31] hitler: that's nat weird that's more logical in a sense being in ones homeostasis is more comfy and being your gender is no sign of cognitive dissonance it shows more mental stability in that you recognise what you are no matter what some indoctrinated person would tell you

[06/12/2016 00:15:20] beta ass kisser: also please let me bake and get high with you nee sama if you have agoraphobia its not out side : 3

[06/12/2016 00:16:30] waifu: But I have to go outside

[06/12/2016 00:17:49] this nigga: for some stuff sure it's imperative, but don't push yourself too hard nothing wrong with being in a comfy homeostasis

[06/12/2016 20:22:03] arrested in devlopment: onii sama ^_^ how it go ?

[06/12/2016 20:23:00] oneitis: Just feeling vile :c

[06/12/2016 20:24:16] this nigga: oh no grabs anon-kun to hug what's wrong older sister ?

[06/12/2016 20:42:55] brownies: also yeah had a vile day myself with my parents and stuff, the prospect of leaving them becomes more imperative to my life as days go by you're proabbly the most level headed person I talk to

[06/12/2016 20:43:21] waifu: I'm levelheaded :p

[06/12/2016 20:43:33] waifu: Aww sorry to hear that

[06/12/2016 20:43:35] waifu: (hug)

MMMM THATS SOME BETA POSTING RIGHT THERE

>>49196

I actually think you should be banned for this.

>>49196

you know that she's just using you to buy her shit and as a emotional blanket

>>49196

Wait, is that a fucking dude? Are you trying to get with a tranny?

>>49197

Please tell me where you think the spaghetti spillage got worse?

>>49198

I've not bought her anything though :c but yeah I'll be that emotional blanket BETA 4 LIFE NIGUH :DD

>>49199

hey now she's a girl, just with x and y chromosomes

>>49200

That's a bloke you fucking faggot, so you're a gay weeaboo druggy with a tranny fetish, and also an honorary 14 year old. Get the fuck out of here degenerate.

>>49200

"she"'s probably getting railed by tons of other people anyways

>>49203

I feel as long I want to fuck you tbh

>>49202

I hope, I don't want to engage in coitus with 3dpd so it's better if I get to talk about non-sexual things with her.

>>49203

It's a man, stop lying to yourself, and stop the weeb shit you obnoxious twat.

>>49204

You stop too.

>>49206

I'm tired and abit out of it, I meant

>I feel as though I want to fuck you tbh

>>49205

how about being my beta orbiter?

>>49208

Sure I could be your beta orbiter I just live to be a huge friend collector and beta

>>49207

It sure is a man anon-kun it sure is, wanna be friends ?

>>49209

http://steamcommunity.com/id/Chaosyourgod/

>>49209

You are one of the only people in this thread that I would honestly never wish to be friends with, besides this faggot >>49208 .

And to think we were discussing this place potentially dying in future, turns out it already had a couple of tumours growing on the inside. Drugscum and queers, not even once.

>>49210

For fuck's sake, I didn't need to know that a notorious sociopathic gayposting attentionwhore posted here.

>>49212

Fuck off.

>>49212

>>49213

add >>49210

>>49214

notorious sure but sociopath?

>>49215

ok anon-kun I'll add you in the day

>>49215

Your reputation precedes you. Go back to your avatarfag circlejerk threads and stay there.

>>49217

>avatarfag circlejerk

so essentially /animus/ then?

>>49217

pray tell what my reputation even is

>>49220

that sums it all up

>says I'm the sociopath but makes a image of people saying shit about me which somehow makes it true

o.k buddy

>>49221

It's obviously true because you argued as much in the threads yourself, and I made it because I don't want you shitting this place up like you have everywhere else you've set foot. You're a cancer of epic proportions, banned-on-sight on boards renown for their faggotry. You're the biggest degenerate to walk onto this board since a pakistani transvestite who wrote about himself in third person, and as far as I'm concerned you're just as unwelcome as he was.

>>49222

I don't see any real proof and if you really think defending your self against a retarded mob proves they're right then you really need to understand how arguing works better

>>49223

>it's not me who is wrong, it is dozens of people across multiple boards and websites who have had the unfortunate experience of crossing paths with me

The proof that you're an infamous attentionwhoring degenerate with a reputation for shitting up places is all in there lad, the pedo stuff and the widespread visceral response to your very name was just an added bonus. Go find some other community to join and make hate you, overt faggotry and notorious personalities not welcome here.

>>49224

actually it's on the contrary, what that imagine is showing is how afew people react to me, prior to me posting my id you would not have known I was here but as soon as you found out how did you react? oh yes by flipping out over it and making a bigger fuss over it then I making my presence known

Morning lads, I'm all showered and off to work. How we all doing?

>>49225

Obviously I couldn't have known it was you specifically, but it was obvious you're not somebody familiar with this board and it's customs. You posting your identity like you would in a shitty steam friends threads just made it all make sense.

Tell you what, if you can refrain from posting about your gay/pedo/degenerate sex fantasies and activities entirely, and leave your online persona at the door why the fuck haven't you dropped that one already?, I'll grit my teeth and tolerate your "presence" here.

>>49226

I'm alright, been up since yesterday though.

>>49227

well I'm no conformist retard so I'll do what I please to do and continue to do so, you can do whatever I don't honestly care nor need your approval on the matter

>>49228

Ah go fuck yourself then.

>>49229

get off your self too mate, you've got the issue here so man up or shove off

>>49230

Who the fuck wouldn't have an issue with you, it just so happens I've been unfortunate enough to be the only person online besides your filthy self while everyone else is still asleep.

>>49231

no one would have an issue with me if they talked with me proper rather then believe nonsense from other people

>>49231

I think he deserves a ban too tbh.

>>49232

That's not true, I didn't like you long before I knew the identity behind the posts. And it's not exactly "nonsense" is it, it's a fact that you have swaths of anons in numerous places across this site and beyond complaining about you and your posting habits specifically, and that's exactly the kind of person that isn't wanted here.

Here's another suggestion I'm sure you'll ignore like the stubborn git you are, but there's an alternative, far more active /britfeel/ thread over on 4chan's /r9k/. In fact, it's the original /britfeel/, this place is just a mostly dead spinoff filled with no-fun-allowed folk. The 4chan version is filled with a diverse range of characters, tripfags, gays, traps, weebs, 16 - 18 year olds, etc. Many have added each other on steam and such, they've even had the occasional real life meet up, it's right up your alley. I think you'd find yourself having a much better time than you ever will here in this uptight shithole, I honestly think you'll love it. Did I mention it's always really active too? You'll never want to come back here again.

>>49234

go on then where did you "talk" with me before all this?

>And it's not exactly "nonsense" is it

absolutely it's nonsense what these people spout, it goes like this

>I say something

>they twist what I say abit "what you tried have sex with a minor"

>I try to correct them

>"what you fucked a minor"

>again try correcting

>"what you raped and killed a 8 year old"

and then they tell their friends and their friends tell their friends till it's all kinda crazy

yes it's nonsense through and though.

>4chan's /r9k/

I've pondered that actually, I'm unsure about it because fuck 4chan utterly

Morning lads. Seems I missed some top drama.

>>49225

I could definitely tell there was some weird faggot in the thread once someone started talking about wanting cute boys to fuck. Not the kind of talk we want here, and the fact you've immediately started preying on insecure beta autists doesn't help.

>>49236

how can one take advantage of someone who said that he wants to be a beta orbiter?

>immediately

not really tbh

>talk in the thread about how I'd like more activity

>suddenly 2 absolutely awful posters turn up

I WAS WRONG, I'M SORRY

>>49239

I warned you lad, I tried to tell you.

>>49238

>I can tell by the posts

you would have said so earlier then

>Like I said, that whole pedo drama is irrelevant. It's not the best reputation to have in the world, but they could have been talking about literally anything else about you

they don't because it's a small group of autists who get so triggered over /4am/ that they had to use anything they can to destroy it and my "reputation" came from useful idiots like you who picked up second hand knowledge from these sorts and kept on with it, case and point you're full of it

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=wolf+spider+8ch&client=firefox-b&biw=1920&bih=985&source=lnms&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiwnPWvg6jRAhXnJcAKHXUYC3cQ_AUIBygA&dpr=1

>what you wish you could be talking about all day

don't assume to know what I want to talk about like you know me at all you wretched horse cunt faced faggot

>>49237

You've been posting here for about 2 days, that's immediate enough.

>>49242

it's been longer then that actually

>>49220

Im no way do I want to defend this fag but

>tried to fuck a 16 year old

Perfectly legal in the UK

>>49243

Point me to your first post then.

>>49245

got no archive of the britfeel threads that were on /pol/ sorry

>>49241

>you would have said so earlier then

Are you braindead? Obviously I didn't go "Hmm, this post smells like the autistic mong known as Wolfspider", but I could attach your anonymous posts to a singular identity that was previously filed in my head as "the queer-drug-abusing-degenerate-who-can't-into-punctuation anon".

>it's a small group of autists who get so triggered over /4am/ that they had to use anything they can to destroy it and my "reputation"

That's what I said, one of many groups of people have had the displeasure of butting heads with your god awful persona and as per usual it caused a shitstorm.

>don't assume to know what I want to talk about like you know me at all you wretched horse cunt faced faggot

Nigger you've admitted in this thread to being a big fan of drugs, wanting a harem of subby boys, maid boys, beta boys, having a thing for light BDSM, and more. Out of the two existing /britfeel/s, you picked the one that hates most of that shit over the one that is almost entirely about that.

>>49244

The boy he had sexual contact with and abused drugs with was 14, but had claimed to be 16. Spidey here claimed in that thread that it was fine because he thought the lad was 16 and knew that other people had fucked the lad before, and refuses to concede any wrongdoing. But that shit's mostly irrelevant, it was just a great example I found that the person posting overt degeneracy in this thread is no "anon", it's an infamous imageboard personality with a turbulent history on both 8chan and 4chan.

>>49247

>but I could attach your anonymous posts to a singular identity

sure you could but you didn't because there was something in your eye yeah?

>butting heads with your god awful persona and as per usual it caused a shitstorm.

blatantly ignoring what I said there

>Nigger you've admitted in this thread to being a big fan of drugs,

where did I say that?

>talking about one thing one time means I only talk about that

o.k then

>But that shit's mostly irrelevant

and yet there you go twisting and out right lying about it instead of being honest about it but no please tell me how irrelevant it is more

>>49248

Oh just fuck off already, you have the cognitive capabilities of an 8 year old and I'm done with trying to explain the simple concept of "posts that are written a certain way can be recognised and attributed to a single poster even when they are posting amongst various other anonymous posts".

Should have known better than to pick a bone with a well-known idiot. Why do we even have mods again?

>>49249

giving up on every other "point" you had too I see

good you'll save your self looking like the fool then good job you've nothing to link back to this so that no autists screech at you for years to come over it, you fuck

>>49251

you brought this whole thing up, had you stopped and thought before autistically screeching like that you wouldn't have to waste all that time failing to prove bullshit

>>49246

>britfeel threads on /pol/

What the fuck are you on about. We're talking about this board, it has nothing to do with /pol/. I don't believe there ever was a britfeel thread pol but if there was it wasn't ours.

Fucking hell, I just realised this wolfspider autist was in the stream last night. I could tell he wasn't quite right but I didn't realise he was this much of an obnoxious bellend.

>>49253

you guys got kicked off of there but they were on there, no idea if the board was here before that though

>>49255

The point is you've been posting HERE for a couple days at most and have already pounced on someone

>>49256

I also can't find the thread were I first posted in since it was when these threads on pol were banned

>>49255

>>49257

Are you confusing /britfeel/ with brit/pol/ and /brit/? We're not associated in anyway other than a couple of anons used to browse it before it turned to complete shit.

>he was actually posting on the wrong board all along

>>49258

I could be

>>49258

Makes sense tbh, he'd for in over on /brit/

Good morning lads. Ban the queer.

>>49261

Morning mate, sleep well?

>queer

*Queers, there's the "18" year old hyper-beta weeaboo tranny-lover as well.

I'm going to bed, goodnight guys.

>>49264

he's a queer and a non-virgin? pffy

>>49265

Don't worry mate, I know what you intended to say.

>>49266

Neither actually, it's some retarded wordfilter put in place because one anon kept asking if I was the anon working with my dad, but it's actually more insulting to me than the anon who kept asking it.

>>49267

working with your father in a bakery?

>>49267

I think that worldfilter is rude as fuck.

It insults you rather than the person who keeps asking the question.

>>49268

No, in a factory doing assembly/packaging/manufacturing/odd jobs.

>>49269

Right? I did raise the issue when it first got triggered, but it wasn't modified or removed so I guess occasionally being accused of getting bummed is just a thing I have to deal with now.

>>49271

fudge packer eh?

>>49272

BAN THIS CHILD

>thinking of selling unbowed wwe figures

anyone think a toy store will buy sullied product?

>>49273

get out of here american

>>49274

that'll be forty memes plus tip

>>49275

I should specify they're pre played with so they're already precarious in nature

>>49271

> I did raise the issue when it first got triggered, but it wasn't modified or removed so I guess occasionally being accused of getting bummed is just a thing I have to deal with now.

I don't recall you raising it. If it genuinely upsets you I'll remove it so long as that pesky anon promises not to keep asking.

>>49278

>so long as that pesky anon promises not to keep asking.

Why do you feel the need to control what I say? Why do you take issue with something so minor while not banning the queer who's been shitting up the thread throughout the whole night and intermittently for weeks?

>>49279

>Why do you feel the need to control what I say?

Because it's a slippery slope, anon. We've already had someone questioning why we don't trip since we're a small board and "it doesn't really matter".

>Why do you take issue with something so minor while not banning the queer who's been shitting up the thread throughout the whole night and intermittently for weeks?

I don't think he actually has been here for more than a day or so, and I was just seeing how things played out first.

>>49280

don't think he's talking about me

I have like 60+ unboxed wrestling figures and a ring, do you think they're going to buy them off me for a decent amount?

>>49282

no

>>49278

I guess I wasn't particularly direct, but I referred to it in >>46981

>there is a mod conspiracy designed specifically to prevent people asking about your situation, and to change their concerns into insults

>Feels bullied man.

I would like it removed though, I don't think it's necessary and it turns the nice gesture of asking about a specific anon's situation into a crude insult.

>>49284

I just feel like constantly asking about that one thing is an attempt to identify your posts, which I am strongly against. A lot of the time the fact you work with your dad isn't even relevant to the post when it's asked.

Call it autism but anyone who posted in the halfchan thread knows what happens when we allow that shit to grow. That being said I'm no bully so I'll take it off. (later on, my Internets being shit and I'm posting via the app)

>>49285

All very true, I don't like anons being overly identifiable either, which I guess is ironic considering the flag situation for the last 18 hours. I'll have to use a bong server tomorrow to blend in if the rest of the VPN crew are a no show again.

Thanks for removing that wordfilter though mate, I appreciate it.

>>49283

How much do you think I'll get for them then?

>>49286

I wouldn't have even realised you were the only Netherlands poster if you hadn't pointed it out

>>49287

Very little.

>>49288

I thought it was obvious, maybe I'm just tired. I said I was going to bed a while ago but didn't so I will now. Goodnight guys.

>>49280

Good afternoon.

I can't be fucked reading through all the autism up top, what happened? We have some new homosexual and someone got in a fight?

>>49296

Some 18 year old faggot who beta orbits a tranny and a 25 year old extremely rude person who says snarky things to everyone in streams and has been chased out of nearly every major board on 8ch caused an autism eruption.

>>49289

update I got 35 quid for them, that's enough to get drunk at least.

Finally getting Uni applications sorted lads, anyone else trying for University in 2017?

>>49297

Glad I didn't bother reading through it by the sounds of it.

>>49298

Have fun my man

>>49299

Thanks, yeah It's going to be a good time drinking beer.

so anyone doing anything productive or fun today?

>>49297

>autism eruption

Perfect tagline for my entire life tbh

>>49300

I just got off the phone with Glasgow and Edinburgh Uni, and I'm going to do some work on my personal statement, gonna go to the shops later and buy some food too. ALSO have to grind out my anki reps for Nip learning.

>>49302

sounds auspicious anon-kun I hope it goes well for you

>>49303

If it's any conciliation I'm pretty much permanently screwed

>tfw you get cold hands easily due to poor circulation

>>49297

I think the beta tranny loving anon should be allowed to stay. I know we don't approve of such degeneracy but otherwise he generally seems to be a reasonable fit for the board.

Although, I hope he doesn't actually contact that fag on steam, that would change things…

>>49304

Cheers lad, I don't really expect to get accepted to either if I'm entirely honest.

>>49308

also, the wordfilter has been removed as requested, use it wisely

>>49309

The word filter for to be honest?

>>49310

I'm assuming he means the one for SAG

>>49310

>>49311

I meant the one for the anon working with his dad / taking it up the ass.

tbh was taken off a while back and SAG is semi-filtered

>>49311

>>49312

Thanks for the context, sorry for newfag assumption here but was SAg like a mod or soemthing?

>>49313

Lurk Moar.

>>49313

SAG was many things, but we don't like to talk about it due to the circumstances surrounding his departure from our board.

Why aren't you investing lads?

I've already made almost £200 for nothing since October.

>>49318

How much have you invested?

>>49318

Too lazy to get a job and my studentbux only really covers the essentials

>>49321

I'm just grateful for the activity to be quite honest with you

>>49319

£10k

but you dont need that much to get started, £500 would do

>>49322

So am I, I find stuff like this entertaining. This wasn't as good as poleaboo though.

>>49323

I spent some hours educating myself on the basics of this stuff a while ago but never actually invested anything because I had no money back then.

I'm guessing you've invested in a wide range of different stocks? How many are we talking? What other factors determine whether or not you invest in a particular company?

>>49318

I was going to invest in bitcoin but I couldn't be bothered to do the research on it; since then it has over doubled in value, it was the perfect time to invest.

>>49325

I invest in index funds instead of particular companies, so it broadly invests in a number of global stocks to match the overall market (though mine has a bit of a weighting towards UK assets, which I'm not too keen on but otherwise it's a nice fund)

>>49326

I was gonna do that do, for some reason my retard brain couldn't figure out how you actually purchase them. I reckon now I could probably figure it out, but I missed the rise.

>>49328

>make LBC account

>find bitcoin seller you like

>bank transfer money to him after you opened a trade

>say "sent ;)"

>he gives you bitcoin

>buy dank weed

>>49326

>>49328

If it goes down again I'll invest, I recall being deterred when I looked into it a year or two ago and found that most people saying it wasn't going anywhere.

>>49329

seems like that requires a lot of trust in the person, what's to stop them fucking you over?

>>49331

Because they probably have 1,000+ trades with no negative feedback on their profile. Why would they ruin their reputation to selectively scam you?

>>49318

what do you invest in? any tips? an impetuous individual like me already makes more then 200 a month thanks to wackybux so I don't feel that I need to invest.

>>49333

they said the market would crash upon Trumps election, in fact it rose to record highs.

>>49335

The bubble being even bigger now than it was before doesn't fill me with a great desire to invest in it, but admittedly, my knowledge is limited. Assuage my doubts, Stockanon.

>>49334

Do you spend all of your bux? If not, it's worth putting some away for the future.

If you want a very simple and easy way to invest, look into Vanguard Lifestrategy. You buy into the fund, and it broadly invests in a mixture of bonds and world stocks.

>>49336

If you want a quick win, stay away from stocks. If you're looking to win in the long term, you can't really lose if your investments are broad enough. The stock market has crashed many times, but every time it has later risen even higher than it was before the crash. People lose money because they panic and sell at a loss, all you have to do is keep hold of it until it rises again.

>>49337

Which site do you use to invest?

>>49338

I use Charles Stanley Direct, as they have a very low platform fee. Though I hear Hargreaves Lansdown is also a good option.

>>49324

I still feel kind of bad for accusing him of being a paki.

>>49327

Can you really get an index fund with £500 though? IIRC the vanguard requires like £2k.

>>49340

the Lifestrategy fund I invested in requires a minimum initial investment of £500 with a broker. Some will be higher (in fact to invest in this fund directly with the company and not through a broker requires something like £100,000 minimum investment)

>>49337

I don't spend all of my bux I have 1400 pounds in savings and 340 to spend atm with another 320 coming in next week, I did use to think of buying stocks but It just seemed to be more tangible for opulent people.

>>49318

I sort of am. My company has an option for using part of your paycheck to buy stock (before tax) and they'll match and double it up to 10%, so I've invested 3% myself, getting an extra 6%.

>>49340

Poleaboo is a paki.

>>49343

excellent lad, always take advantage of company schemes like that since it's free money. Is that part of a pension scheme, or just general investment?

>>49344

Memeing or do you have proof?

>>49344

>>49346

he accidentally turned on his webcam during a stream once, black as the ace of spades he was.

>>49345

Just a general investment, one of the "employee benefits" although, I will admit that I put less into my pension because of it. The pension does also have a matching thing though.

>>49346

>>49347

Poleaboo has literally posted pictures of himself crossdressing on the halfchan thread.

>>49340

>>49346

you're confusing Poleaboo (definite paki and dirty crossdresser) with Polepepe (based whitey who we accused of being a paki due to the name similarity)

>>49350

Oh yeah, I'm pretty tired. I WOULD support reinstating the polepepe is nonwhite meme however, it's pretty funny.

>>49351

We've moved on, we're now onto "Polepepe was a prefect"

I'M DOING IT

I'M INVESTING £500

>>49353

god speed, my friend. Once you do so, it's a good idea to leave it alone and not keep looking at it's value, as it can fluctuate and you may feel disheartened if it appears to have dipped.

>>49354

On second thought I get paid later tonight so I'll just wait and invest £1,000 instead.

>>49355

what are you investing in?

>>49356

Vanguard Lifestrategy

>>49357

Are you going for 100% stocks, or one of the stock/bond splits?

>>49358

A split is probably more sensible because diversity being our greatest strength, right?

>>49359

Generally stocks will produce greater gains than bonds, but bonds are more reliable, so a bit of a mix helps offset the risk. I went for the Lifestrategy 80 (so 20% bonds)