/britfeel/ - Feel Britannia

>>47513

>Cat wearing a wizard's hat

What did he mean by this?

Braised some lamb shanks for tea, they turned out better than expected.

>>47517

Nice, my dad and I just had lamb steak.

>>47519

It's because Amazon decided it would be a good idea to send emails to people with these questions attached so they reply having no clue it will be posted on their website.

How are you holding up lads?

>>47520

Women shouldn't be allowed to use the internet unsupervised.

>>47521

Life is awful.

>>47521

I'm doing alright, my last day at this job is tomorrow. My boss spoke to me today and said he had been impressed with my performance over the last 3 months, and he actually wanted to put me in charge of the little department I was working in there's only three of us and the other two who have always worked there are brain dead levels of incompetent. I'd also turned the department from an eternal big fat mess into a fairly organised, labelled and tidy environment in just a couple of weeks.

He also said I was welcome to return to the company at any time if whatever I chose to do in future didn't pan out, which is actually a really nice gesture and helps ease my mind a bit, because who knows how my life is going to go from here. It's a shame he didn't show any of this appreciation before now, but I would have made the same decision anyway so I guess it doesn't really matter.

For dinner I had a plate of Nacho's that was apparently meant to serve 4 people

Witcher 3 is pretty good, lads.

I'm off to bed, this time tomorrow I will be back in NEETland after 3 long months of wageslavery. Goodnight guys.

>>47528

I love it maggle

Any good lads here?

Just had a fantastic wank, lads.

>>47533

>wasting your masculine sexual energies

That's not how good lads do it.

>>47530

> after 3 long months of wageslavery.

Someone entering the workforce today at 21 is expected to work 47 years before retiring.

What hope do we have?

ITT: post a weird thing you do. Like how lupus chewed up hula hoops them spat them out to make new hoops.

I'll start. I sometimes spit on the toilet paper before I wipe my arse, to improve the cleaning process.

>>47523

kek, that's a fucking hideous way to store books though.

>>47519

Is this your second post about these responses?

>>47536

That's fucking horrific lad. You're a sodomite.

>>47537

>That's fucking horrific lad. You're a sodomite.

How does wet-wiping make me a sodomite compares to someone why dry-wipes? Its just a superior method.

I'm incredibly disappointed in Trump lads. He's selected some Goldman Sachs kike as his treasure Secretary, a colleague and compadre of George Soros.

>>47536

I do not believe you do that. If you really do you're going to burn in hell faggot.

>>47536

>some anon gets banned because he met up with someone from /soc/

>another anon able to post shit like this without being banned

Why?

>>47536

I don't really get why everyone is giving you shit, if you said you licked it AFTER you'd wiped then I could understand, but there is literally nothing wrong with dampening a bit of paper BEFORE you've wiped your arse with it, when you haven't got proper wipes in the vicinity.

If you lot knew some of the gross shit I'd done in the privacy of my hikki days you'd probably faint.

You lads up for a film stream tomorrow?

>>47548

STREAM NOW

>>47549

https://www.twitch.tv/polepepe

been told to wait 15 before i commence the film

>Children of men

>>47549

APOLOGISE

>>47548

yes

>>47550

>tonight

n-no. I have to get up early for wageslaving

>>47552

Why not both?

>>47546

>If you lot knew some of the gross shit I'd done in the privacy of my hikki days you'd probably faint.

go on

I HATE Teflon cookware.

>>47552

>>47553

We are doing both, tomorrow is nostalgia night, this is just a random one, i have to be up by 7 tomorrow, wasn't planning on going long

>>47555

I've got a teflon measuring jug, never steered me wrong.

>>47555

>>47557

what's teflon?

>>47557

Why would a measuring jug have any teflon on it?

>>47558

What most shitty, non-stick cookware is made with. They're usually not oven safe, they scratch easily, you can't heat them up too hot and you can't use metal utensils on them.

>>47559

oh shit, it was pyrex not teflon, my bad

Whoever finished their job today, have you finished yet?

>>47560

Pyrex things are okay.

>>47562

Yes, I finished at 5pm. A few people said some nice things and wished me luck, shook my hand etc, and I received even more praise from the managers for the high level of competence, organisation, and work ethic I had shown over the others. It feels really good to finally be appreciated for something, I just wish they'd said all this before I'd decided to leave.

I felt a bit sentimental in the last hour, sweeping up and putting my tools away for the last time. I'd grown quite fond of my neat little corner of the factory, and there's something quite sad about the fact I'm probably never going to see it again. The thought of the whole area quickly decaying into complete chaos and ruin despite my hours of setting it straight makes me sad.

Other than that I'm really happy, there's so many things I can crack on with that I'd been unable to do due to this job, I'm finally excited for the future again.

POLE

get back in the stream you cuck

>>47564

When I quit my job I'm scared of having to do things like shake peoples hand and say goodbye. I think I'll just book a 2 week holiday and then send my 2 weeks notice letter by post.

>>47566

I didn't really mind the handshaking and goodbyes aspect of it, the only part I hated was the "so where are you going after this?" and "I heard you're going back to college, what are you going to do there?"

I stumbled every single time it came up, but I just took the honesty pill and said "err, I'm going back to my mums" or "err, I'm going to look at my options". Nobody was satisfied with my answers and they clearly thought I was mental for leaving a job without having something concrete to move on to, but whatever.

>>47561

I don't know how you're so comfortable in retail.

I've been a cashier for nearly 4 years and it's just awful.

>tfw you nut and you avert your eyes as you close the 30+ tabs so you don't disgust yourself with what you just jerked off to

>>47571

I know this feel, I know this feel a lot.

Anyone own a robotic vacuum cleaner?

I'm off to bed, feels great to be free again. Goodnight guys.

>>47574

I'm surprised you're not staying up later. It should be satisfying waking up tomorrow.

Found this quite eerie but I enjoyed it, Russians made some creepy cartoons.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LNHYz89sNc

I love him, lads.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfajEW_BNSo

>>47575

You were right, I feel amazing, it's a blue sky outside as well. You have no idea how long it's been since I've seen proper daylight, it's usually dark when I wake up, then I work in a factory with artificial light and no windows all day, then leave when it's dark again, and on the weekends I've only seen the tail end of gloomy and miserable grey days.

Also I've got the house to myself until 5pm+ because my dad's at work and I'm still at his house, it's just great.

Just made some Macaroni Cheese. I haven't ate this in many years.

>>47581

Filtered.

>>47582

you bullies need to fucking LEAVE

>tfw trying to listen to a video but my Dad interrupts me every 30 seconds to talk about something completely irrelevant

Kind of want to learn the piano lads

>>47586

Do it.

>>47587

Involves having to spend money on a piano though.

>>47588

Get a keyboard.

Although if you're prone to impulse buying then don't, just ignore the whole thing.

>>47589

>Although if you're prone to impulse buying then don't, just ignore the whole thing.

I've been thinking about learning a lot recently but I'm also a terrible impulse buyer. I'd probably lose interest in a week.

>>47591

what a faggot

>>47536

I spit and wipe too. I think I might have IBS or something so my arse gets a little bloody and sore after a while.

>>47595

I have 3 shits at work most days and there toilet paper is really coarse. I just spit on the paper to help lucubrate the the paper.

>>47597

You should really get that checked out.

>>47598

my mum has really bad IBS so I assume it's that.

I have 7 shits a day.

>>47600

yeah right, you just want to join the cool kids shitclub.

I bet you're a once-a-day shitter, you lightweight

What song plays in your head when you're having a shit?

For me it's this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKgLTPIQW_I

>>47591

literally who?

>>47599

You're going to get hemorrhoids so bad you can't even walk.

And I didn't think shitting more often was a symptom of IBS.

>>47604

shits are sloppy usually

>>47602

This - https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9_hEtm4wfuM

>>47605

You could have ulcerative colitis or some shit mate

>>47607

>ulcerative colitis

I only have sloppy poo, the blood comes from the rim getting chaffed

>>47608

Internal bleeding from conditions like that doesn't make you shit blood, it just darkens your shit.

>>47609

I've never thought it was overly dark

my girlfriend is depressed lads. What do I do?

>>47610

Suit yourself, it's still not something I'd just ignore.

Don't give him a (You) lads.

Feel free to give me some though.

>>47613

p-please, I'm just lonely

>>47613

>>47614

oi oi savelloy

what's happening?

>>47612

next time I'm at the doctor I'll bring it up.

Anyone use linux?

Anyone here good at banter?

>>47618

No, whenever people at work started bantering I'd just remain quiet, in fact I was usually being targeted for being so quiet in the first place.

My shit looks dark, but I can't say I've ever paid attention to how dark it USUALLY is, so how can I know if it's too dark?

http://boards.4chan.org/ck/thread/8313298

not bad thread lads.

>>47620

Like really dark.

>>47623

Do you supplement iron?

>>47617

Yes.

>>47624

No, I'm telling him it has to be like really dark to qualify as dangerously dark.

>>47625

Is it your main os?

>>47623

As in near-black? Mines not that bad fortunately

>>47625

fucking nerd ha

>>47627

No.

>>47536

>try to create a robot-tier point of discussion

>multiple people insult and mock me, a couple of people defend me

>but absolutely no one has bothered to respond to the question I originally posted with their own contribution

Why are you all so terrible at discussion? Even half chan can manage it sometimes

>>47628

Yeah, it's a distinctive colour.

>>47631

Because we're shit at socialising.

>>47633

Are you saying autism is the reason people can't haven't discissions here, or are you just calling me autistic?

>>47631

I don't really have any gross habits or whatever, I'm just a terrible human being.

>>47635

He's saying both I think

>>47636

well I don't think it's autistic to want to chat to people here, surely that's the whole point of this place

>>47631

It was just a bit of friendly bullying. I don't do much that is as disgusting as hula hoop recycling. I guess something weird I do is when I'm walking back home I go through a forest that loads of university students also walk through and I sometime walk behind female students and imagine pushing them over and running away.

>>47636

This lol, I dont think I have any weird habbits anymore, or if I do, I'm so autistic I think they're normal. I used to do the receipts thing but I kind of got over that.

>>47635

>>47637

I did not intend for you to take it seriously.

Feel like utter shit lads, caught some normie disease from my normie classmates. Might order takeout or something to cheer myself up.

>>47638

You should live out your dream.

stream tonight?

>>47638

Live out your dream next time someone decides the top/bottom of an elevator is a good place to stand still and look around.

>>47593

Should do a film stream for 8pmish?

>>47593

>>47642

>>47644

Lads, should a stream happen tonight?

>>47644

yes

>>47645

Yes.

>>47645

Yes.

>>47645

Yes.

>>47646

>>47647

>>47648

>>47649

Is this voter manipulation?

>>47650

Yes.

>>47645

Yes

>>47650

No

>>47651

>>47652

https://www.twitch.tv/polepepe

Film will start at 8pm?

Plans may change - subject to bullying>>47652

>>47653

>>47653

stream a spooky game haha also i love dick

>>47653

Is it just me or is the chat not working? It's just not appearing at all for me

>>47656

works for me :4)

>>47658

I opened twitch in incognito mode and it fixed it for me.

>>47658

have you tried buying a better computer hehe

oi oi banter banter uni

My sweet little whorish bepin I did as you told me, you dirty little donger, and pulled myself off twice when I read your letter. I am delighted to see that you do like being jerked arseways. Yes, now I can remember that night when I jerked you for so long backwards. It was the dirtiest jerking I ever gave you, mine bepin. Mine hamhand was stuck on you for hours, jerking in and out under your upturned helm. I felt your fat sweaty bollocks under mine palme and saw your flushed fireman and leaky japseye. At every jerk I gave you your shameless cume came bursting out through your lips and if a gave you a bigger stronger jerk than usual, thick ropey cumes came cumeing out of your bepinjole. You had an bepin full of cumes that night, darling, and I jerked them out of you, thick ropey fellows, thin translucent ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty cumes ending in a long gush from mine bepin! It is wonderful to jerk a cumeing bepin when every tug drives one out of it. I think I would know mine bepin’s cume anywhere. I think I could pick his out in a room FULL of cumeing bepin. It is a rather ebkek noise not like the wet windy cume which I imagine fat bepins have. It is sudden and thick and ropey like what a bold pederast would let off in fun in a children’s nursery in fun. I hope mine bepin will let off no end of his cumes in my face so that I may know their smell also

Get comfortable for the holiday season my friends

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>>47667

What did you mean by this?

>>47662

wat

anyone want to discuss weed

>>47667

Pewdiepie is pretty much a parody at this point.

>>47671

yeah I got a blunt but i don't want anyone finding it

>>47675

thank ye :3 yeah I came in today smelling of it and muh carers went belligerent over it

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>47676

Are you in a home, lad?

LADS

WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED

POLE GOT SHOAH'D

>THIS CHANNEL HAS BEEN CLOSED DUE TO COMMUNITY TERMS OF SERVICE VIOLATIONS

RIP

Were you expressing right-wing views?

CHANNEL

CLOSED

DUE

TO

AIDS

>>47674

Only American niggers smoke blunts. Civilized whites smoke joints with 50% tobacco.

>>47685

He was streaming non-gaming content.

I seriously hope this was a private stream and you didn't just let a load of randoms join the stream and report it.

>>47688

I bet it was more to do with the fact that it was people with very little clothes on than it being a film, they dont even let streamers show cleavage remember.

Mummy May and her Internet Police got Pole.

Next they come for US!

>>47687

>50% tobacco

>not using hash as well

that's just too much tobacco man

>>47691

It was a combination of all of those things.

Twitch are pretty strict and they will happily permaban some roastie who's only income is twitch if they break the rules.

lads what are we going to DO

>>47689

what's your diagnosis

Jews took us down 55 minutes through the 1995 film Kids,

>F

>>47694

someone must have reported it though, right? I'm assuming they don't have content sensors or some shit

>>47695

Drill through our hard drives, get on the next plane to Abkhazia.

>adhd (though I think that was a bit to premature of a diagnosis )

>social anxiety

>autism

pretty much le ebin internet illnesses xpppDd

>>47699

Either

1. Pole decided to tag his stream so some random wandered in

2. We have a traitor among us

>>47697

wait there was actual cp involved ?

>>47704

The opening scene was some skeletor kid fucking a 12 year old.

>>47704

yeah, I respect he was trying to be funny but he went too far. Just hope the rest of us aren't implicated in this.

>>47699

Wouldnt be surprised if they have skin tone sensors that trigger at certain points.

>>47706

agreed. I've banned his IP from the board too, I don't want that sort of thing here.

>>47693

It's not if you're a smoker.

>>47704

yes

Sharing CP is a serious offense lads. Are we talking ==actual== CP here?

>>47708

Solid decision BO, we seriously can't risk that sort of stuff.

>>47706

>>47705

Come on lads, this might be admissible in court. I showed you doggu and you dog me like this SMFH

>>47710

oh darn off all the wacky things I could of missed and this is it

>>47711

Some may call it art.

So yes.

>>47715

I seriously can't believe this, he seemed like such a sound lad.

>>47715

FUCKING REEE GUYS

it was the 1995 film Kids, a tad raunchy lol but it played in cinemas

>>47709

I don't really have a propensity to smoke lol I just only smoke weed or hash and if someone else is with it's compulsory for them to add it really

>>47720

when Pole said he wanted to show us his "dog" I thought he meant a family pet. Who the fuck treats a human being like that.

>>47720

hmmm interesting stuffs

If the film you're talking about is the one I think you're talking about then you need to do something with your harddrives.

lads what's a good alternative streaming site for us to use?

>>47724

periscope

>>47724

vaughnlive. Its full of movie and tv streams.

>>47725

>>47726

can we have a private room on either of these?

LADS

>>47728

It's over, evacuate.

https://cytu.be/r/streamfeel

>>47730

I dont want to make on an account :c

>>47731

Just click make guest account lad, it just asks you for a name.

>>47732

I did click but i cant see any name input

>>47733

its just the chat box lad, fooled me at first too as it looks like thats where you type in messages for chat.

>>47736

Are you the same person who became obsessed with handstands?

Even The Waiter Has To Spit The Lobster Out! - Kitchen Nightmares

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiyRQbWgH3s

I wanna go out since it's my day off, but I don't really have anywhere to go.

>>47740

Walking around aimlessly can be pretty nice, see what you can find.

>>47741

I know the local area super well from walking the dog, I was thinking of driving somewhere. Think I'm just gunna take a trip to the big Tesco store then get a KFC.

>>47742

Meetup with the lads.

>>47742

I wish I either had a car or lived near takeouts, that sounds nice.

>>47736

I've been meaning to try this for a while because there are actual, unironic health benefits to it. I only have a bath though.

anyone got any vidya recommendations? I like RPGs

>>47746

Undertale

>>47747

>Undertale

really?

Francis the dog of "cooking with Francis" fame has passed away. Please press "F" to pay your respects.

F

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ywr3CAUpGs8

>>47736

>>47737

No, are cold showers memes? give me pruf.

>>47750

They're good because it's a controlled environment to practice exposing yourself to discomfort and normalising it, which will benefit you in just about everything you do in life. Also you become more accustomed to cold environments, which is great for the winter.

Think I'm gonna have fried chicken for tea lads

there's a great knock-off KFC that do delivery around here

>>47752

Go for it lad. I had some popcorn chicken when I was out, but decided not to have much and got some parma ham from tesco to have sandwiches since dad baked a loaf of bread yesterday.

Sandwiches were pretty good and I had a bottle of Fentimans Curiosity Cola too.

who /streaming/ tonight?

>>47754

I can do one later if you'd like, not until I've had dinner though. My mum's just come home so I'll aim to start at 8pm.

>>47754

someone should

>>47752

>knock off KFC

I'm being triggered

>>47754

As long as nobody links 10 hours of crystal maze.

>>47757

KFC is expensive as fuck. I can get twice as much at half the price elsewhere, plus get it delivered to my door

>>47759

kfc has the gravy tho.

Gunna plug my third monitor back in lads, its only small but I am missing it.

>>47758

>not wanting to watch Crystal "whites only" Maze

>>47764

Dinner was later than expected, and then I got roped into an impromptu discussion about the new shed my mum's getting. I've just come back upstairs, I'll shoot for 8:30pm.

>>47765

can you link your channel so we can get comfy before you start m8

>>47766

https://www.twitch.tv/tx81z/

Ignore the flag change, I just turned my VPN off.

Had a seed stuck in my teeth for 4 hours at work, just got it out with a toothpick.

The relief is incredible.

Normies BTFO

How will they ever recover?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/12/03/nine-dead-25-unaccounted-massive-fire-rave-oakland-california/

>>47769

Thats what they get for having a rave in a fire hazard.

http://www.oaklandghostship.com/

Got up at half 10 today lads, not sure what I'm gunna do today, might head out for a drive.

How we all doing then lads?

>>47772

I'm alright, sad to see that Austria looks to be getting cucked, but otherwise okay.

How about you?

>>47773

Pretty good actually, been watching someone play Final Fantasy XV for most of the day while playing Yoshi's Wooly World myself.

Im going to cook myself some enchiladas soon, but my parents are eating right now so I'm going to wait until they're finished.

>>47772

I had some pretty bad indigestion earlier. I feel like that is such an old man health problem.

>>>/pol/8438758

>>>/pol/8438888

>>>/pol/8438983

>>47777

People are being banned for claiming Hofer has lost, but he's conceded himself.

>>47773

>>47777

>>47778

Think Italy will make us proud lads?

>>47779

I doubt it. Things were looking too good to be true for a while, the globalists have likely ensured they can't lose now.

Though I really, truly hope they come through.

>>47779

I don't really know anything about Italy or Italian politics, so I couldn't say.

>>47781

basically, they're having a referendum on removing power from their upper house and giving more power to the Prime Minister. I don't really understand it myself but it's generally understood that a "No" vote would be a big shock and would basically be a win for the brexit crowd, while a yes is a vote for pro-EU shillery. The PM will also resign on a no vote.

AUSTRIA STATUS = CUCKED

ITALY STATUS = UNCUCKED

>>47786

Nice, shame about Austria but I guess we can't win 'em all, although from what I was reading it sounds like this election didn't really matter anyway because the president has very little power. There's a National Council election next year that will actually be important, and I read that FPO could take a lot of seats.

>>47788

Most of the "alt-right" names belong in the "alt-lite cucks" category.

>>47790

its bretty nice I like it

Annual reminder to REFUSE all turkey served to you at Christmas because you're not a yank.

>>47793

Turkey has been the primary Christmas dinner meat in England since the 16th century lad, in fact the americans adopted the tradition from us when they moved there.

Is your name Benjamin Zephaniah by any chance?

>>47792

What are those white and blue things?

>>47795

mdma pills m9

blue ones are in a instagram press white one is just plain

>>47796

>mdma

Are you some club normie?

>>47797

nope I hate clubs I do mdma by my self mainly

>>47797

>is the anon posting pictures of his drugs tin a normie

I wonder.

I miss being a hikki.

>>47799

I'm not a normal fag, I'd say I'm more of a failed normal fag in like that I still desire for stuff normal fags have like friends and the ability to go outside for reasons that aren't just procuring beer or drugs

>>47801

wanting to be a normalfag is as bad as actually being a normalfag

>tfw when light bulb is out

>>47801

Do you drink a lot?

>>47803

Any of you lads ever experienced an exploding light bulb?

Happened to me once and I had no clue lightbulbs exploded prior to the explosion so I pretty much shat myself.

>>47804

yeah I drink like every day or every other depending if my neetbux has come in, I find drink helps numb the melancholy.

>>47794

Jewish propaganda my friend.

>>47807

Do you have a single fact to back that up?

I can get 2 LARGE pizzas, 1 garlic bread, potato wedges, cookies and a 1.25L bottle of pop for $25.99

OR I can get 2 MEDIUM pizzas, 1 garlic bread, potato wedges, cookies and a 1.25L bottle of pop for $21.99

What do you think?

>>47805

Multiple times.

>>47805

Never experienced that, the most that has happened is an audible "dink" as it goes out.

>>47803

I always order my bulbs online in a set of 10 or so, lasts me years and I'm never stuck without a bulb should one go, makes more sense for me though because I have 3 spotlights.

>>47809

Surely 2 medium pizzas is sufficient?

>>47813

I decided to get the large ones.

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I'm still shocked that Trump actually won.

>>47818

I would only have been shocked if Hillary won. I fully expected Trump to win, if anything I was disappointed it wasn't the landslide I thought it'd be.

post the first word that comes into you're head

>>47821

head

>>47821

you're

>>47825

Me too mate, you're not alone.

Relevant

https://www.strawpoll.me/11806402

>>47828

>vote no

>poll registers my vote as yes

the fuck is this bullshit

>>>/whitemeetup/

>>47830

Did you make that board?

>>47828

>not poal.me

>>47831

no just found it

>>47832

what difference does it make?

>>47833

you don't have to refresh poal.me and the design is more aesthetic. it also has a chat

>>47828

>There are people here who havent taken drugs that have been classified as illegal by the psychoactive substances act.

>>47835

I took prescribed SSRIs years ago, and I drank coffee during my 3 months at work, that's as hardcore as it'll get for me. I don't drink alcohol, smoke, use nootropics, drink tea, anything like that, never have.

>>47836

>don't drink tea

why?

>>47837

I mainly just didn't like it, but I also found it weird how everyone in this country drinks it religiously for no apparent reason, so I thought fuck it I'll be the one person who doesn't drink it. I guess that mindset from a young age is a large part of why I didn't end up a normie.

>>47825

does it make you feel any better to know that some people don't use drugs for social reasons but instead to numb the pain and depression?

>>47840

kek what a shit show

>>47842

I was expecting this webm to be the shitty original but I just laughed pretty hard/

>>47844

wew that would piss me right off lad but good on you for offering to buy him a new pair

> tfw it's 4 am and nobody is awake on any of the boards I frequent

>>47844

Did you remind him they're yours?

>>47846

Isn't there a 4am board for just such occasions?

> tfw it's 4 pm and nobody is awake on any of the boards I frequent

>>47847

Yep.

>>47851

No.

>>47853

SOURCE

FUCKING KEK!

Jill Stein is cute. CUTE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-8ggEfnTAQ

>>47854

The source video is called "clown takes a pratfall".

I remember just because the title was so funny.

>>47855

Normies btfo.

>>47855

>Jill Stein is cute

what the fuck does that have to do with the video?

>>47855

>shooter is a deranged white kid with a typically aryan phenotype

>protagonist (not the protagonist but what would you call him? i don't know much about film lol) is an effeminate numale cuckboy with a wog love interest

music related

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVXnoanopzA

someone stream

https://cytu.be/r/streamfeel

>>47864

you need to add something else you mong

>>47865

Sure, in 50 minutes time.

>>47866

add something and then we can voteskip

>>47861

of-course he's joe fucking owens he's based

>>47865

Also I am not a mong you mong.

>tfw when you and your family equally hate each other but you have any money to travel or anywhere to go or person to meet

what the fuck do I do lads I can't cope another day staying in the house with them and their laborious lectures but I have no where to go outside or person to meet what the shit can I do from here aside from an hero?

>>47872

I will delete any OP with Stormzy in it

>>47871

sad feel anon I really don't know what you could do aide from aimlessly meander through your local area

>>47873

If we all refuse to make another thread until we are allowed a stormzy thread then there will never be another thread ever again.

I for one demand a stormzy thread.

https://www.strawpoll.me/11816061