/britfeel/ - Feel Britannia

>>23749

>spook centre plus

>scp

Spooky indeed.

>>23752

I hate people who like Zyzz.

Just establishing the last post of the night.

Nerds go to bed early. Cool kids like me stay up late.

>>23754

I don't think so.

Morning lads.

>>23758

morning

>>23758

>>23759

Morning, sleep well?

>>23760

for a bit, but the nurses kept waking me up to take my blood pressure and temperature and stuff

>>23761

Sounds rough, glad to hear you're still alive though.

>>23762

thanks mate, I'm doing ok, I get to leave soon, which'll be nice.

>>23752

oh fugg I remember this

back when halfchan britfeel wasn't utter cancer

>>23753

it's a meme you dip

kek lads anyone else got a fucking moviebob advert at the bottom of the page?

>>23765

I disabled ublock origin, yeah there's MovieBob, Donald Trump, /cuteboys/, and some autist with a balloon fetish's ED page.

What a time to be alive.

>>23767

$20

>>23767

It's funny, promotes a board, and it towards keeping 8chan running.

>>23767

Oh, it's a link.

I've had addblock enabled for so long I forget how adds work.

what's everyone gonna have for lunch lads?

>>23771

Already had mine, turkey slice sandwich with lettuce and salad cream, plus an apple.

>>23771

Still eating instant ramen.

Not sure which flavour I'll have today.

>>23772

noice

>>23773

pls add some veg and an egg or something to it lad, I'm worried for your health and wellbeing at this point. I'm going to stirfry

I'm having stirfry curry noodles with egg and some vegetables btw lads

>>23771

I'D RATHER HAVE A BOWL OFCOCO POPS

Beautiful

>>23776

Literally /pol/: the comedian

this is fucking brilliant

>>23774

I tried putting some vegetables in. Was decent, would do again.

>>23771

Only just had some cereal for breakfast, I'll be having some chicken sandwiches during my lunch break at work around 5, along with maybe some crispy chicken fillets from the rotisserie counter. I've eaten this almost every day for the last 3 weeks.

>>23779

where'd you work?

might go out for a run lads, it's super sunny out today.

>>23781

Too hot, thb.

>>23782

yeah it's really fucking weird given it's fucking october

it's been mild and misty all day here but the blanket of fog lifted and now it's like 20 degrees out

think I might go out anyways though, I'm bored and I've already spent two hours on hearthstone today. Need a break from it.

>>23781

>>23782

That's a gay excuse thb, just make sure you're hydrated before you go and take a water bottle with you. People run in much hotter weather than this.

>>23784

It's not an excuse for me, I despise the sun and heat.

I prefer the winter.

>>23783

The sun is really starting to piss me off, its supposed to be autumn now but it's constantly clear skies and too warn for coats here.

>>23780

Green supermarket.

I did it lads. Went about 2 miles.

>>23786

the fucks a green supermarket? one of those hippy places?

I had no idea the moon was so far away.

I'm a little shocked.

>>23789

how far away did you think it was?

>>23791

this picture doesn't bother me, but attempting to comprehend anything larger than the solar system sends me into existential crisis mode

>>23792

trying to think about the world does that to me. It's called sonder apparently, the thought of everyone being a person, having their own private lives and thoughts, realising how insignificant you are. Scary really.

>>23793

>sonder

Neat. New word.

>>23794

I'm not sure why but this isn't bothering me either. I'm pretty sleepy so maybe I just can't be bothered thinking about it.

I've just gotten back 2 hour walk along some maize fields. I didn't intend to be that long or go as far as I did, but after walking a couple of miles thinking "surely this will cut back through to civilisation at some point" it just lead to a dead end, so I had to go all the way back the way I came. Gave my new shoes a good wear-in anyway.

>>23787

Where?

>>23798

just went around the block a few times.

Fuck, have to go out to get Fish and Chips with my family later.

Every time I do this, they keep trying to include me into every conversation. I make it pretty obvious that I don't want to talk by answering questions with no more than two words and avoiding eye contact.

It's autistic as fuck, but I hate it.

I also hate it how they sit around for 15 minutes after everyone has finished eating.

>>23800

How much family lad?

>tfw you're asked a question when you have loads of food in your mouth

I'm convinced people who do this do it on purpose

got an xboxhueg mug of tea, the stalker guitar tracks on a loop and sat on my bed reading through metro 2033. Maximum comfy.

>>23801

Just 4 of them.

>>23802

sounds nice lad, is the book any good? I keep wanting to play the game but I've not gotten around to it yet

>>23804

I played the game and loved it, so far I'm 20 pages into the book and it's really good. The vocabulary's very simple, but if you can get past that it's really immersive. I might be biased though because I have a hard on for post apocalyptic stuff.

>>23804

Not him. I didn't play much of it, but I thought the game was pants. Generic post-2007 FPS, not worthy of any of the hype /v/ was giving it at the time.

>>23806

it's challenging as hell if you play on ranger hardcore mode.

Is the recent memefication of t/b/h a tacit admittance of frequent dishonesty in those who say it?

>>23807

It's not the difficulty I had a problem with, I'm just sick of re-skinned CoD:MW. FPS as a genre died for me after 2007.

thinking about getting a buzzcut lads

>>23809

Not going to lie other than the fact that it's a linear FPS metro doesn't play like COD at all

>>23804

I played the game and it was shit, stopped about an hour or two in.

I'm really perfectionist/autistic about games so you might like it idk

I tend to play game for the story rather than the gameplay (unless it's super shit) so I'll give it a go even if it is just a generic fps as long as the plot's decent.

>>23811

I found it to be pretty much identical at least in terms of the single-player gameplay, but like I said, I think that about most FPS games in "recent" years.

It used to be my one of my favourite genres, games like Half-Life, MoH:AA, Half-Life 2, Far Cry 1, F.E.A.R. 1, Crysis. And then it all went to shit.

>>23813

I don't mind there being a plot, but I like it how it used to be in a lot of older games, just a neat cutscene after every 4 levels of solid gameplay. Not loads of shitty scripted sections that pull you out of the game every 2 minutes, and hours of following an NPC around doing tutorial-tier shit.

>>23813

the plot's definitely good, but you'll get infinitely more background, context and all round enjoyment from the book, if you really give that little shits about gameplay.

>>23815

>there are living, breathing people who consider Jeremy "death to the Queen" Corbyn and Natalie "open the borders" Bennet to be patriots

what the actual fuck

>>23814

it depends on the gameplay for me, I'm really shit at shooters,so I'm not into them much. I like stealth but there's not many good stealth games coming out

>>23816

Nothing more than patriotic than getting rid of the monarchy

>>23818

explain

then again I'm against the monarchy and incredibly nationalist, but I'm against it because they're German peadophiles, not against monarchy as a concept

>>23819

>>23820

I'm pretty sure he was being sarcastic.

>>23821

you can't expect autists to understand sarcasm you ableist

>>23822

this is also sarcasm btw

>>23819

I'm the same. I dislike our monarchy because they've either been co-opted, or are complicit through inaction, in the flooding of Britain by the third world; but I like the institution of monarchy in and of itself.

who /streamfeel/ here

>>23824

Absolutely. If they don't have an active hand in it, they're still standing idle.

>>23825

If I do decide to drop dosh on a new computer I'll stream a bunch for you all, but as it stands I'm leaning towards being conservative in my spending.

>>23820

They are just British kardashians at this point.

Going out for fish and chips was just as shit as I expected. My grandmother just pointed at me and said

>look at the bags under his eyes

What the fuck kind of thing is that to say? How can anyone think that is an acceptable thing to say?

>>23828

She's disappointed m8. I see it in my relatives too. You can't blame them.

think I've accidentally become addicted to codeine lads

>>23830

Easily done. I kept getting headaches and feeling like shit after having just ~150mg for a few days in a row, so I just packed it in. You could probably get away with it once per week/fortnight without getting addicted. The constipation is still annoying though.

Looks like someone on /r9k/ shot up a college.

>>23834

LINK

>>23836

at least r9k isn't all led normies yet i guess

>>23836

I wonder if we'll get a manifesto from him. Hopefully we will, and hopefully it'll be a good one, not like Elliot Rodgers bullshit.

>>23837

*leddit

>>23838

Scared in general? Or of anything specific?

Went on half9k to check the uprising but found this more interesting.

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/10/02/fashion/mens-style/27-ways-to-be-a-modern-man.html?_r=0

It gets worse and worse.

>>23843

https://archive.is/Iw59f

>>23831

nah, it's not that major. I just need to take one or two a day to stave off withdrawal symptoms.

I stopped using it recreationally the day I started, because the high was nothing special and I didn't want to risk upping the dose.

>>23836

B A S E D

>>23838

context of this? What's going down lad

>>23843

>2. The modern man never lets other people know when his confidence has sunk. He acts as if everything is going swimmingly until it is.

>20. On occasion, the modern man is the little spoon. Some nights, when he is feeling down or vulnerable, he needs an emotional and physical shield.

>26. The modern man cries. He cries often.

So not only is it Being a Cuck: The List, but the author can't even write 27 things while staying consistent.

>>23843

Why couldn't the r9k guy wait to see this article before deciding who to shoot.

The first point of how to be a modern man is about buying his wife shoes.

Should be titled how to be a modern cuck.

>>23845

How is going out and shooting a bunch of random people based?

>>23845

Sounds like stage 5 to me.

>>23843

>>23844

I was really not that annoyed with this, just found it a bit gay and poorly written, and unrelateable. Then I got to this bit:

>25. The modern man has no use for a gun. He doesn’t own one, and he never will.

>26. The modern man cries. He cries often.

What a fucking faggot lmao

>>23849

I think you're worrying too much. I took it because I was ill and had a headache, but took it too many days in a row. Back when I tried it recreationally I stopped clean without any issues because I only took it twice.

>>23848

Do you know what based means? It's literally the definition of based. I also just find the idea quite funny, I'm not sure why. Maybe it's the absurdity of it.

>>23850

Whilst this guy is a cuck for sure, I can feel his wife leaning over his shoulder while he was writing this.

It's like the middle aged version of beta male feminists trying to impress the grills.

>>23848

I quite enjoy these stories.

>>23852

Becoming henpecked is the most pathetic thing in existence, I just don't understand it. It's not even like the woman wants to be in control deep down, she wants to feel safe and protected. Too many men don't realise that women aren't quite as rational as they are and require guidance.

>>23851

No, I didn't actually know the exact definition of it. My mistake.

>>23853

Do you take pleasure in people dying purely because they're integrated into society?

>>23855

not him but I just find tragedy in general really amusing for some reason, even though I've started to reintegrate with society and get on with my life. I don't fully understand why, it's just funny to me.

>>23845

>>23842

Nothing major just received a bit of abuse from a group of lecturers at Uni today over my shit organisation, i've largely managed to rid myself of Anxiety recently but fuck, it's killing me atm.

I-I don't like being shouted at

>>23857

I've never understood why some lecturers do this

you're a fucking adult, you're paying to be there, you can pass or fail the course if you want. fucking shitters.

>>23858

Most of them are on a fucking superiority trip, I swear.

>>23857

They actually shouted at you?

I'd have gone fucking nuclear if someone shouted at me.

I'm quiet and shy but I won't let people shit on me.

>>23861

Will they take the b8 though ;4)

>>23861

apex kek

>>23861

>Jimmy Russells

You're being tricked

>r9k trying to frame eggman for the shooting

k e k

>>23864

we know lad, the joke is he's baiting the media

oh boy I can't wait for another wave of newfags to flood 4chan

>school shooting happens

>decide to get comfy and order some fried chicken

>it arrives

>they accidentally gave me a free cheeseburger with the order

what a glorious fucking night

>>23869

Wtf I'm Jelly

>>23870

I was too full to eat it anyways, give me your address I'll send it out to you

the amount of newfag normies on /r9k/ right now is immense

drinking their tears

>>23865

I hope they manage to at least cause him some grief. Fucking tripcunt personifies a lot about what ruined r9k

>>23874

ahahahahaha

what site is this?

>>23875

http://wehuntedthemammoth.com/2015/10/01/umpqua-community-college-shooter-apparently-announced-his-plans-on-4chan-yesterday/comment-page-1/

>>23873

http://libertynews.com/2015/10/breaking-is-this-the-oregon-shooter-4chan-forum-says-his-name-is-toby-reynolds/

>>23876

Holy shit, they're triggered as fuck.

>>23874

W E W

E

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>>23876

That whole comment section is amazing.

Managed to make my own fleshlight after seeing how expensive they are.

>>23881

What have you made it out of?

>>23881

>tfw got a fleshlight

>never use it because it needs washing after every use

paranoid i'll get seen with it during the trip to and from the bathroom to wash it

>>23882

and blaming it on the 'manosphere' which I think is just anyone who isn't a feminist

>>23886

What are you going to say if someone finds it?

How are you going to hide it?

>>23887

I'm going to dismantle it.

and then drink out of it

>>23888

Laugh all you want.

My craftsmanship has saved me a lot of money.

Can you say the same?

>>23889

You are now fleshlightanon.

Today is the first day in 3 weeks I've wanked more than twice in a day. I went to check out halfchans new board (its western cartoon porn) and it set me off.

>>23892

madman

>>23892

>jap owner

>first thing he does is create a board for Western stuff

>>23892

>western cartoon porn

Pull yourself together lad, what would your waifu say if she knew?

>>23894

>buy website

>instantly has the world's press investigating it for encouraging mass murder

>>23894

oppositeofken-sama.jpg

>tfw in love with a girl

>>23891

Well, just if your planning to make your own, it actually turned out pretty well.

However I had to use some "household items" as lubricants.

>>23899

How do you know her and what is she like?

>>23900

>"household items"

Go on.

>>23898

thx la'

>>23902

Just random bathroom things.

CNN is actually talking about Eggman.

>>23905

It's not on lol

Just goes to show how fucking disgusting social media truly is.

I think this will kill 4chan for good. It's going to be like /b/ 5+ years ago where all the edgy highschoolers go.

>>23905

All that eggposting finally paid off

>>23906

It's cringy watching these old normalfags pretending they have any clue what they're talking about.

They actually called 4chan the deep web.

>>23910

Doing gods work lad

>tfw communicating with beta males in the dark Internet

>>23910

>tfw they could almost be describing this place

>except we mostly encourage each other and do good things

Anyone else watching CNN and hoping for a manifesto or some youtube videos or something?

>>23913

I just have a couple of threads about it open. I'm going to bed soon anyway, didn't realise the time.

I'm off to bed, my shoulders are killing me for some reason. Really aching, I must have done them in but I'm not sure how.

Goodnight guys.

>tfw first post of the Day

Psyching myself up to get a haircut.

I CAN DO THIS

>>23917

What you gunna ask for mate?

>tfw need a haircut but too worried its going to get butchered by some idiot who was too stupid to do anything but health and beauty in college.

>>23918

Usually my barber knows what to do with it.

He's some really gay man who looks exactly like Zyzz.

>Have to be in work at 3.

>Still in bed doing bugger all.

This is the firs time in like 2 weeks I havent been out of bed before 10AM. I blame the 2 wanks yesterday and staying up late to find out who that shooter was.

>>23919

I wish I had a consistent barber, even when I go to the same place, the staff always seems to be different. Its part of why I hate haircuts so much, if it was the same person over and over again I'd be able to get used to them.

>>23919

I haven't gone to a barber since I was about 7.

I had a mop since then to around 16 when I started cutting it with clippers.

>>23920

That's kind of shit, I just have one barber that owns the shop.

Although I don't know what the fuck I'm going to do when he retires since I've had him my whole life.

>>23916

>Still in bed doing bugger all.

>I blame the 2 wanks yesterday and staying up late to find out who that shooter was

I did exactly the same, I'm still in bed too. Every time something america-related goes down, I end up staying up until stupid o'clock to find out more.

>>23923

So who did the shooter turn out to be?

>>23924

Don't know if this is true.

http://gotnews.com/breaking-confirmed-chris-harper-mercer-is-26-year-old-muslim-killer-uccshooting/

Was looking at reddit yesterday because of the shooter thing, it was interesting to see how people outside of /r9k/ were reacting to it. Yesterday their entire front page was filled with shooter shit.

Now it's completely empty and everyone has forgotten about it.

>>23926

Knowing plebbit the mods probably wiped it all and shadowbanned everyone that took an interest.

>>23925

That's him, although the connection to a muslim is tenuous. He doesnt seem to have used the myspace recently.

He had a KAT account, where he made blog posts about various shooters and seemed to identify with the robot idea of not being accepted by society. He also seeded shitloads of porn and conspiracy documentaries.

Had my shower, need to get dressed now for work.

I fucking hate working in a supermarket guys, it's fucking hell. I was only in for 4 hours yesterday, but there was fuck all to do, like an hours worth of work if I actually can be bothered to do it. I was supposed to be in an extra hour too.

Gunna tell my supervisor not to put me in on so many hours next week, only my contracted 16. I need to ask him for holidays too, but I think I've left it too late. I want to have a week off in 2 weeks time.

>>23929

What supermarket do you work in?

I'm the same as you. 16 hours. I hate every minute of it.

>>23931

I heard they were shit. Someone was telling me how a colleague had potential concussion and couldn't go home.

>>23932

I go home whenever I fucking want, but that's probably because I work on the freezers so everyone ignores me.

Normies and Chad BTFO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDiOmviCq3U

Someone paid £20 to make the /islam/ add a picture of a goat fucking a man.

>>23934

Amazing.

>>23934

>>23935

Both great

Anyone got the clip of eggman being talked about on the news

>London mayor elections coming up

>the main two contenders are a kike and a shitskin

JUST FUCK MY CAPITAL UP

>>23925

>he had a british parent

>mfw he must have seen and possibly posted once or twice in britfeel

>>23942

Just be yourself mate.

>>23942

warned you m8 ;4)

>>23944

>>23943

>i want a fun sociable flatmate

>female preferred

>someone to chill out with after work

>£600pcm bills not included

>>23946

>it's easy to make friends if you try

I'll be starting a beta uprising of my own in minute.

Any streamfeel tonight?

>>23945

iktf lad trust me whenever i've looked at rooms in the past its all that shite.

The worst is the beta white knights looking for female housemates, pathetic.

Or just people in general thinking females are better tenants, most of them are honestly disgustingly filthy.

>>23950

>most of them are honestly disgustingly filthy

If most girls are anything like my sister, I can confirm. Any room she walks into turns into a bomb site, and her own room was always disgusting.

>>23951

>>23950

Fucking tell me about it lads. There's one viewing I've got coming up that seems alright though, I'd take it if it came.

I couldn't live with a woman or girl. I just need a guy like me who is tidy and stays in his room out of the way from each other.

>>23946

that has to be a troll

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3r51QI4Ctw

I've already stayed up too late, but at least it's not as late as last night. I'd better turn off my computer now. Good night guys.

>>23957

Goodnight mate, sleep well.

I need to stop going to McDonalds this time at night.

I'm off to bed. Wasted a lot of today in bed and didn't have dinner until 11pm, but at the very least I cleaned up my Windows 7 install a bit. It had been running like shit for months, but I'd just been putting it off and using my Linux Mint install instead most of the time. I'd like to get rid of Windows altogether, but music production and image editing a shit on GNU/Linux.

Goodnight guys.

>>23959

Blimey, and I thought my dinner was late. What did you have?

>>23960

6 nuggets, 1 double cheeseburger and fries.

>working again.

KILL ME

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>>23962

>>23964

It's times like these that make me feel glad to be NEET. Thank you wageslaves for brightening up my day.

Working today, too.

I hate my job so so much. I'm glad it's only part time, and I'm glad I'm off on Sunday. But I still fucking hate it.

>>23966

Do the wageslaves outweigh the NEETs here now? Are there even any NEETs beside myself remaining?

I can't be the only one here who has never had a job, surely. You can't just leave me behind like this, you said we were ALL gonna make it.

>>23967

Working 16 hours a week in a Supermarket is not "making it".

>>23968

It's "making it" out of NEEThood and your bedroom, and into a more independent, self-sufficient, socially-acceptable, and normal-ish adult life.

It's 3pm, so I should probably get out of bed now. I have no idea how I'm going to get back to a normal routine.

>>23967

I'm NEET.

>>23972

I am both sorry and glad to hear it. How long have you been NEET for? It's been 5 and a half years for me so far.

I refuse to believe there's only two of us though, maybe the rest if they exist are still asleep and will wake up later tonight.

>>23973

Two years.

>>23967

I was neet for 3/4 years and now I'm going into college 2 days a week. Am I still neet? I stay in my room as much as possible.

>>23975

I'm the same but with uni, and I'm failing it too

>>23975

NEET = Not (in) Education, Employment, (or) Training. You're enrolled in college, so you're not NEET, but you could still have social anxiety or just be a bit of a hermit.

You didn't even go NEET for a full year though, and in my opinion you're only classed as a NEET after a whole year although you won't know >tfwneet until your third year, after that point every year feels the same. Students on gap years and people who get made redundant but find a job 6 months later aren't NEET for example.

I'd have been NEET for 7 and a half years under your definition, after leaving school I went to college for 3 years but it was only 2.5 days a week, and I only had 66% attendance. All time not spent in college was spent shut away in my room.

Also it's not a good thing, you don't ever want to be NEET, the being-neet-is-cool thing is either just a joke or a delusion, and it's very easy to become delusional when you never leave the house and have nobody to talk to.

>>23976

Get on with your work lad

>>23977

I meant 3 to 4 years kek sorry for the confusion

>>23979

Ah right. You were once NEET, but you have transcended it for now.

>>23978

I'm doing my best, it's just my best is shit

Alright lads? Currently heating up that free burger I got with my takeout on thursday, and playing hearthstone. Been reading a lot of metro 2033 today too, the book is much better than the game so far, even though I quite enjoyed the game.

How is everyone?

Also, I've been tapering down my antidepressant usage. My hope is I'm only going to need one more prescription and then finally be rid of them. Did have to take one codeine pill for withdrawal today though, going to taper off them too.

/mu/ framed anthony fantano for the oregon school shooting

top fucking kek

>>23983

Sounds like a comfy day, good luck with cutting down on those drugs.

I'm alright, although I woke up late as fuck. Just attempted to have a sanic speed shower after reading that most people only take 5 - 10 minutes, 15 at the most, while I normally take 35 - 45 minutes.

I did it in 20. It's a big improvement, but how the fuck do people shower in half or even quarter the time? I went as fast as I humanly could without falling over or getting shampoo in my eyes, I swear those people can't be washing properly.

>>23985

u wot lad?

>get wet

>shampoo hair

>wash face

>scrub down everything else

no idea how you can stand taking that long, I only take 30 minutes in the bath let alone a shower

>>23984

As soon as I saw the shooter I thought of Fantano.

>>23986

Admittedly most of my usual showering time is taken up by standing under the hot water and daydreaming, but I didn't do that at all today, and it still took 20 minutes.

Does everyone else do every single crevice of the body? When I was reading before it seemed like most people just did face, armpits, privates and feet at best, but maybe they just weren't going into detail. I do every single part of my body quite meticulously, like the inside of my ears, behind my ears, every inch of my back, behind the balls, between my toes, everything.

After the shower I wipe everything down making sure the bath area is spotless, rinsing the bath so there are no hairs in the tub, using a window scraper thing to remove any water on the shower door, etc. That probably adds a lot to my time.

>>23988

That sounds like OCD.

>>23988

I'm not sure putting soap inside your ears is a good idea

besides inbetween the toes I do everything else you mention, though. Probably not quite as meticulous about washing my back as you do.

>>23989

In what way? Most of the post-shower cleanup stuff is just what my mum makes me do, I don't do it because of anything in my head.

>>23990

My ears get greasy and gross because I spend most of the day wearing on-ear headphones with leather ear pads, so I make extra sure they're clean.

I am in a good mood today lads. Hope you are all feeling well.

>>23991

My maximum shower time is ~5 minutes, and I get a pretty thorough wash. To be washing for a whole 20 minutes seems excessive and unnecessary.

>>23993

A 5 minute shower sounds impossible to me, but I'm not about to ask you for evidence.

Another thing is that most people seem to shower once or twice a day, whereas I currently try to but often fail to even go every 2 or 3 days. Maybe that's why I don't rush or skip anything.

Thinking of streaming me browsing /r/foreveralonewomen and reddits like that if anyone wants to share the anger.

>>23995

why would you do that to yourself?

>>23996

Because I hate myself and enjoy my anger.

http://www.inta-audio.com/dj-equipment-c125/dj-turntables-c129/audio-technica-at-lp120-usb-hs10-p6865/s6871?utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_term=audio-technica-at-lp120-usbhc-at-lp120usbhc&utm_campaign=product%2Blisting%2Bads&gclid=Cj0KEQjw-b2wBRDcrKerwe-S5c4BEiQABprW-PVu3EGyw69Mr0smm4sM0NFAAy1LzMVEILOCHOUnoiMaAkNx8P8HAQ

tempted to pull the trigger lads

what's everyone listening to atm?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9thvHDskYvA

>>23999

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2o4lAIBHLzA

>>23998

Do you know how it compares to a proper Technics deck? Wouldn't want to get some shitty clone for £210 that doesn't last a couple of years when you could get a Technics 1200 MK2 second hand for around £300 or less if you're like like me, £160 off ebay 6 years ago, that was before they stopped making them however that lasts for literal decades.

One of mine is from 1988 and it still looks and works as good as it did the day my dad bought it. I swear, after The Happening, all that will be left are cockroaches and Technics decks.

>>24001

*or less if you're lucky like me

>>24001

I've heard good things about them on youtube and /mu/ and one website called them a "viable alternative" to the technics

the issue is these days a used pair of technics runs for £300-350, that's a pretty substantial price gap. I likely won't even DJ with it either, just plan on using it for listening.

Tempted to just get a nice set of headphones and listen digitally, honestly. Does vinyl have appreciably higher audio quality or is all the joy in having a physical collection?

>>24003

>Does vinyl have appreciably higher audio quality

Oh boy, you're in for a surprise. Pro tip: vinyl sounds fucking terrible, and anyone that claims otherwise is full of shit.

It is fun to play however, and you'll probably appreciate the "experience" of playing and listening to music more than you ever did mp3s, or even CDs. But it sounds so much worse, it's almost not worth it unless it's something you can't find digitally.

>>24004

In what way does it sound terrible? Like is everything really appreciably worse, like it would be if you were listening to all your music through a pair of £5 chinkphones?

>>23988

I do the same. People who just let the water take care of their feet are vile beings.

withdrawal symptoms are gay lads

>>24005

First, there's the fact it's a piece of plastic with a waveform carved into it. The waveform you can carve into it will not be a perfect representation of what was on the master recording. When a needle runs through it, the grooves get worn down, so each time you play the record it sounds duller and duller and noisier and noisier until there's hardly any treble left at all, and it sounds distorted. It does take a significant amount of plays to get to that stage though.

Second, there's the mechanical noise, because there's a needle on a plastic disc, on a slipmat, on a rotating platter. It's audible at normal listening levels on breakdowns or quiet sections, but you'll start to ignore it after a while. Rumble also comes under this, if you walk about in your room, the needle will pick it up, and create large amounts of low frequency content, and may even make the needle skip.

Next, is the sound of dust, which you're not going to be able to remove without really going out of your way to clean the record. This is completely audible even at normal listening level.

Then, you've got scratches. Records without scratches are very hard to come by, and it is extremely easy to make them, even just by accidentally knocking the tonearm. Which you will, especially when you're new to vinyl, it happens to everyone. These can be really loud, and can make the needle skip if it's really bad.

Next is warping. If a record is ever in direct sunlight, the vinyl goes soft, and then it hardens slightly out of shape. This will make the pitch go up and down when you play it, and that makes it unlistenable.

Then, there's RIAA equalization. In the process from studio master tape -> master pressing, an EQ curve is applied that rolls off all the bass, and boosts the treble. This is so that the grooves on the record aren't so wide from the bass that they knock the needle out of position, and also has the added benefit of allowing more grooves, thus longer recordings, on the record. When playing vinyl back, you'll have it plugged into a "phono" input, which contains a pre-amp more noise and an RIAA EQ that does the opposite of the one in the studio, turning up the bass and bringing down the treble.

However, the standard of this curve isn't very strict, every mixer or phono input you come across will make records sound slightly different, and they'll never perfectly match the one they used in the studio. Not to mention the standard for this curve changed over the years, so records from the 50s, 60s, and 70s, won't sound like they were intended to on modern equipment.

These are just some of the reasons why vinyl is a terrible audio format, at least compared to digital copies of the original master tapes.

>>23970

When I'm not working, I'll still spend 16 hours a day in my bedroom. Not including sleep. I rely on my Dad for almost everything.

I only have a job because my Dad wrote my CV, sent the application and did absolutely everything required to get me the job.

>>24007

You the codeine lad?

>>24008

wow, wasn't expecting something so comprehensive. Thanks anon. How do you listen to music when you're not using your record player? Speakers, headphones? Do you use your mobile phone/mp3 player or your PC? Stuff like that.

>>24010

that is me

>>24011

It gets about 1,000 times worse than what you're experiencing.

>>24012

considering that I can manage symptoms on a single 15mg dose I really don't think it's as serious as you believe

>>24007

at least it's not turning you gay ;^)

>>24014

I don't get it, are you referencing something?

But, true, being turned into a faggot would be unfortunate.

>>24013

Is 15mg good enough for pain management?

>>24016

If I'm taking it for genuine pain management rather than withdrawal I usually have a minimum of 30mg

>>24011

Audio tech is my thing, I could sperg about it for days. Note, most of my own equipment is fairly low-budget due to being either a teenager or NEET when I bought it, but I've used tons of high-end equipment over the years and while I was at college, so I'm not ignorant to what's out there.

I normally listen to things on my computer, I've got a USB audio interface Tascam US-1641 going into an analogue mixer Soundcraft Compact10, decent mixer but the pots are all knackered and crackly on mine after 8 years of constant use, which my headphones Sennheiser HD 25-1 MK2, can't beat them for the price are plugged into. The signal quality is ever so slightly worse compared to coming straight out of the audio interface headphone socket due to all the various mixer components in the signal chain, but I prefer the convenience of having all the devices in my room coming out of one headphone output without me having to move.

For speakers, I've got a couple of Alesis M1Active 520 monitors they're a little bright, so I've got tissue taped over the tweeters, complemented by a 10" subwoofer that used to be in my dad's car, powered by an old rewired PC power supply. I'm very makeshift., again hooked up to my mixer. They're both a little smaller than I would really like, but it still sounds pretty decent. Not accurate or "flat" in the slightest, and my room has never been acoustically treated, so for actually making music I use my headphones, but it sounds decent nonetheless.

>>24015

no, just you calling it gay made me think of that.

someone got turned gay when he hit his head though once

>>23999

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlnoZdGczMg

>>24018

thanks lad. What studio monitors would you reccomend for someone for >£150? What kind of music do you listen to/make?

meant to say less than, not greater than.

>>24022

A rule of thumb I learnt in college is that if they're less than £500, you're getting decent hi-fi speakers, not monitors. However, unless you've got a proper acoustically treated home studio, that doesn't really matter, because they wouldn't sound flat meaning all frequencies sound equal volume to the average human ear, with no colouration anyway.

Most studio monitors don't reproduce a whole lot of sub bass so they're usually complemented with a subwoofer, and smaller monitors will be lacking on the bass even more so. While this is usually a problem, it could be a good thing depending on your living situation. They'll have a crap tonne more bass than the tiny horrible plastic PC speakers that people normally have anyway. High-frequency content is fairly consistent, I don't believe there's such thing as a dull monitor, but the mids and bass can vary greatly, even just by where they are located in the room.

I've heard these http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B005F3H6Q8 , and they are really good for that price range and size. I actually bought my mum a second hand pair of these for our downstairs area, and she uses them instead of the shitty, tinny kitchen radio that triggered my audio autism. It's kind of surreal having high quality sound with bass that you can feel in your dining room and kitchen.

For making music however, I prefer to work in headphones. My monitors and sub are basically "just for fun", although if you're making dance music like I do it's nice to know how it "feels" as well as how it sounds. I mostly make dance music, but I've done various other bits and bobs too. Most of my life I made house and garage because that's what I grew up with, but these days I'm more inspired by older disco and funk tracks, with synths everywhere. It's hard to really pinpoint my own sound, I just make things that I like to hear.

>>24024

You are a fountain of knowledge my friend, my sincerest thanks.

I-If you post some music I'd love to listen to it? Failing that I'd be more than happy just to know what artists you enjoy. Garage and house are genres I like but I've never gotten deep into, I kind of suck at delving deep into music in general. I tend to just listen to the same albums over and over again rather than discovering anything new. Those monitors look nice, I'll bookmark them and mull it over.

>less than £500 you're essentially getting hifi

Not really an issue for me as I don't produce my own stuff anyways.

>frequently walk in on Dad watching porn

>start to knock before I come in

>he asks why I knock

Is he actually oblivious or is he just trying to convince himself that I didn't see his tablet screen?

>>24026

he wants to fug you

>>24025

>I-If you post some music I'd love to listen to it

>go looking through stuff I've made

>have barely made anything within the last 4 years been making music for just over 10 years

>most of it is stupid shit I made for a laugh with myself

>almost everything else I have made is unfinished, like dreams that were never realised

>stuff that is finished was made so many years ago that it doesn't represent my skill set nor my current taste

Makes me want to cry if I'm honest. I could have gone places.

Haven't seen Finncuck in a while.

>>24031

Blazin' Squad, is that you?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXh3sueSxps

Just had some Smartprice pepperoni, it's really good. I'm honestly surprised that a supermarket brand thing was so good.

>>24029

s-sorry

it's never too late to succeed in the world of music, anon.

>>24030

he got honour killed by his arab bf

lads this year's winter ball on 4chan is killing me

I'm getting mad tfw no gf, I don't even usually want a gf. This is shit.

>>24035

It's so cringy.

>>24036

my main objection is more that it reminds me of how alone I am

>>24034

I guess that's true, I just feel like I should have done it already. And the thing is I know I could have done, all the opportunities were there for me but I was too anxious to talk to anyone or do anything. I still am in fact. Plus, I fell into a "writer's block" somewhere around 2009-2010 when my depression was at it's worst, and even though the worst of the depression has long since passed, I've never really managed to get back into making music like I used to be able to.

I used to make 2 or 3 tracks a day when I was 13 - 16, now I start 2 or 3 per season of the year. I was so focused on being a DJ/producer back then, and so confident that this was going to be my career that I didn't focus one bit on my GCSEs or socialising with friends, and I went straight into college in a different city to do music tech. That's when depression and social anxiety hit, and everything just came tumbling down, and after several years of drowning my mind in anime, video games and imageboards, I've gotten nowhere.

I'm off to bed, hopefully I don't spend all day in bed again tomorrow, I'd like to go for a walk outside to clear my mind.

I'm also going to start looking into music again, I brought up a lot of repressed feels tonight and after a little soul-searching I'm thinking I want to give it another shot. Although the last time I "gave it a shot" the best place to shill your music online was myspace, so I'll have to do some research as to what the cool kids are using these days.

Goodnight guys.

>>24030

I've been hanging at /b/ mostly.

I have an appointment at jobcentre in wednesday, that's been keeping me busy aswell.

Not sure whether or not I will get sanctioned. How was I supposed to know not participating in entrance exams is a violation? All they gave us was a piece of paper saying "hey, no neetbux if you don't APPLY in spring 2015 joint application system". Probably 80% of my coursemates missed it.

I'm going to have to try the "I didn't know" tactic.

how's it going lads? I'm going to get some stuff done today. Need to revise, go for a run and apply for some jobs.

Also, currently working on making a counterfeit bus pass. Wish me luck.

>>24041

I'm spending most of my time sleeping, which I do anyway but at least now I have the excuse of recovering from surgery.

Good luck, don't they need chips in them so you can scan them though? Or do you just need to show them to the driver where you are?

>>24042

nah, you just need to show them to the driver and the drivers don't give a shit. Used an out of date one three times in a row now. Currently just removing the dates and writing new ones on to an existing card, but considering buying a new one, scanning it and then printing out a blank copy, filling it out and laminating it. I could maybe even sell them, who knows.

>>24043

That's pretty cheeky m8.

Only just got out of bed and had breakfast. Finally have a day off work so should probably do something, although I do really need to start doing driving theory, my test is in 10 days.

>>24043

sound good, way less high tech than round here

>>24044

>not subverting the normie system at every turn possible

good goy ;4)

Beef dinner today lads, I am a bit worried about mad cow disease though.

>>24048

>mad cow disease

that's a thing again?

wew

got my CV made and applied for a couple of jobs

hoping since I'm now looking for work in the city I'll have better luck than previously

>>24050

They had a case on a farm in the last week, but apparently it's isolated and hasn't entered any actual food.

I'm still worried though, mad cow disease freaks me the fuck out.

>>24051

Was meant for. >>24049

kek.

>>24051

you'll be fine lad, no chance of you getting it just because one farm in the whole of britain had a breakout

>>24048

>wasn't previously scared of MCD

>look it up

wew lad looks like chicken from now on

>>24054

Yep, eat the cow and you're gone. It freaks me the fuck out so much.

The beef smells so good though.

Went for a 3 hour walk along a river and a canal with my mum and my niece pushchair today, felt great to be outside. We stopped off at a church and walked through an apple orchard, plus I had a raspberry magnum from the shop on the way back.

I was absolutely knackered by the time we got back, conked out on the sofa immediately and slept for about an hour and a half.

please, just post it 8chan, i'm going insane here

I made it to Scotland lads. Not dead yet!

>>24057

Good to hear, let's see if you can make it to next week.

>>24056

Sounds nice m8, can't beat a cheeky magnum

tell me about it m8 been having issues all day

>>24057

Did you find a place to stay?

>>24057

welcome lad. please check all airguns and cis privilege at the door.

>>24059

>>24058

>>24061

Thanks. I've got viewings lined up for tomorrow and the next day. I'll just take the first place that's offered and then start looking for a cheapo flat.

It really is fucking cold, so why are all these girls walking around in next to nothing?

Also glad that everyone else is having issues posting and it isn't this bumfuck haggis hotel internet connection

>>24062

is England really warmer than Scotland? I've never found it cold up here. In fact, my big complaint of the last few years is that it's not cold enough. I'm really hoping for a harsh winter but given it's still warm out in fucking October I guess that won't be happening.

thinking about building my own desk from scratch, lads. Anyone here ever done it? Just seems like I can get something to my exact specifications for much cheaper than retail.

>>>24061

right now your cis privilage is not getting a rash from this fucking medical tape.

still, only a few more days before I can take the bandages off and hopefully my nipple won't drop off.

>>24064

never built, but I've replaced and repaired things in a few and it's easy if you've got instructions and steady hands.

>>24063

I've felt like Wales is colder than England whenever I've moved between the two, so I assume Scotland is colder again.

I definitely feel like its been warmer the last couple of years than it used to be when I was younger though, less rain too.

>>24066

Nice, if I can find somebody who has a jigsaw (the power tool, not the puzzle) that I can borrow it should be really cheap, like potentially less than £75 less. Even less than that if I luck out and find a big piece of plywood at the skip instead of having to buy one.

I basically just want an incredibly plain desk, but a large one. Nice and deep and long, the only fancy feature I plan on building into it is a cable management tray. Then I intend on making complimentary monitor stands.

>>24062

is England really warmer than Scotland? I've never found it cold up here. In fact, my big complaint of the last few years is that it's not cold enough. I'm really hoping for a harsh winter but given it's still warm out in fucking October I guess that won't be happening.

>>24063

Yeah, in my experience from hot to cold ;

London - south England - Wales/Midlands - north - Scotland

And I can really feel the temperature drop going from London to elsewhere in the south. So yeah it would feel really cold up in Scotland.

I feel so good tonight knowing that I don't have work in the morning. I know exactly what I'm going to do tomorrow.

Have a wank or two, put my clothes on at 2:00, get a cheese pasty, get a curry then get drunk. It's going to be a pleasant day.

>>24061

right now your cis privilage is not getting a rash from this fucking medical tape.

still, only a few more days before I can take the bandages off and hopefully my nipple won't drop off.

>>24063

Yeah, in my experience from hot to cold ;

London - south England - Wales/Midlands - north - Scotland

And I can really feel the temperature drop going from London to elsewhere in the south. So yeah it would feel really cold up in Scotland.

Why is 8chan shitting itself so much recently?

>>24077

I don't know what's making it so awful this evening, seems more like a DDoS, but it's mostly just server issues.

Is 8chan shitting itself tonight or something?

8chan keeps repeating my posts 10 minutes after I post them.

I'm off to bed. Part of me hopes this shit is fixed tomorrow, but another part is excited that I might actually do something productive if it's not.

Goodnight guys.

I wanna do some Cisco certs, but then I think, people still aren't gonna hire me even if I do a bunch of those.

Sucks being 30 and having literally no experience or education beyond GCSEs

>>24085

Whatcha doing in Scotland?

>>24086

I took a job up here. I've posted about it a little, but I've spent most of my time worrying about finding a place to live.

FRESH VIPER

>>24087

What kind of job?

I've been out the loop. Internet been having a mad un

>>24085

Whats the house like?

The new Bond song is shit.

>>24089

>>24090

Game testing. Also that's the 'view' from the hotel window, I still haven't found a place to live, it's all being taken up by normie students

>>24092

Will they pay for your hotel as long as you need? Might as well milk it lad

Managed to only f5 /pol/ and /r9k/ 2 times today to get the urges to go.

CURRY

NIGHT

Might get something different this time, been getting the same meal every week.

>>24092

What company?

>>24085

You looking for a room or a flat?

>>24098

I meant a different curry.

I'm not that much of a madman.

>>24095

I regret getting a different curry, it wasn't as good.

>>24100

madman BTFO

>>24100

2mad5u

Is there any way I can get permad from 4chan? I'm on a static IP so I wont be able to evade.

I was permad in 2013 and everything was so much better.

>>24103

post CP

or post gamergate stuff/mod chat logs on /v/, I think people have been perma'd for that

>had a wank

>immediately feel like shit

seriously, can I not have this one small pleasure in life? I appreciate that excessive wanking would be a problem, but surely I can't be expected to NEVER fucking cum ever. And yet it seems as soon as I do I become deflated and miserable.

>>24105

There is allegedly a way to feel good and a little more satisfied after cumming, but it involves more than one person.

>>24105

How often do you do it? I used to be multiple times a day and felt like shit, now that I'm closer to every other day (Although sometimes daily) then I dont feel as bad as I used to, still a bit bad though. I was absolutely fine when it was every 3 or 4 days but I just cant keep that up.

>>24107

I'm down to roughly once a week, which is why I don't understand how it's still affecting me so badly.

Thought I'd try out a betting site. Did a bunch of small, fairly safe ones to get started with, won 8/10 of them and got £25. One of the wins was in the Jewish league, so even the merchants have pulled through for me today.

>>24109

that's always how it starts anon, but it never lasts

>>24110

I know. I did it all on football today, so I was quite lucky (not massively so, mind you–most of my bets were at 1/2 or less); I know that betting on the stock markets is much safer if you know what you're doing, but I don't. I might look into it, but I'll quit while I'm ahead on the football in the meantime.

Lads, what is the greatest Disney soundtrack and why is it Tarzan?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gibNEv0wcME

help lads