/britfeel/ - Feel Britannia

>>24505

Créstfallen

>>24505

I'm Barrylupin pls add.

And what about the Wojak Collective?

thanks, threadslave.

>>24505

For now, I'm Noobasheck.

My guild name suggestion is /guildfeel/.

>>24511

this is my favourite of the bunch so far

>>24512

Seconded.

>>24512

Thirded.

>>24508

>>24509

>>24511

I group invited you all

Been waiting around for like 10 minutes for this fucker to spawn.

Are we all spooky undead?

>>24516

well atleast we know the anti shitlord rules aren't actually enforced.

>>24518

I'm an orc (noobasheck), also I don't think I got an invite or anything, but then I'm not really sure what the fuck is going on.

Got my bandages off today, chest is bruised to fuck and disgusting looking, but hopefully it'll look better when it heals. At least it's flat.

>>24521

glad to hear you're ok

also is there a noobs guide for classes for vanilla WoW. just to have an idea of endgame paths so i don't pick something retarded that I'm stuck with

>>24520

I got an invite but don't know how to accept it.

>>24522

thanks man.

And I'd like to know this too, I come back from the hospital to hear we're making a WoW guild, what's going on?

>>24505

Name is "Butter"

Guild name suggestion is "Absolute Madmen"

>>24508

Neat, you're the undead.

I seen you in the starting area.

>>24524

lol we've been proper madmen today.

my mate dean even got everyones orders from the co-op, picked up my muffins, coke and freddo

>>24521

Glad it went well.

>>24522

What role do you want in the game?

>>24525

Butter is a pretty good name, I'm surprised it wasn't taken. I'll invite you when you come on.

How do I talk in the guild chat?

>>24527

i'm not sure.

not a healslut.

probably something shoot or stabby

>>24529

/g

>>24528

Oh, no no no. Not Butter. It's Butler.

I am creating names by rtandomly slamming the keyboard and adding vowels, what do people think?

Nujepan

Bricnd

Vuqin

someone help me

>>24533

deanthemadman

>>24527

cheers

>>24526

I saw that, absolute madman he was

>>24530

Rogue or hunter.

>>24533

Vulquin, Vulkin would sound better.

>>24536

Vulkin works for me

so either guildfeel or the absolute madmen for the name? Both sound good. guildfeel is more unique to our board which is nice.

>>24538

can the tabard be changed down the road?

>>24540

It can, but it costs 10g each time, so we should settle on one we all like for now.

>>24541

do the cross in red, like crusaders

>tfw wisdom teeth hurting

>>24543

Now with a red border

>>24544

are they coming through? or just hurting for no reason?

>>24544

I know that feel, fuck wisdom teeth. Mine really messed my mouth up.

>>24546

One is stuck. Going to book a dentist appointment because my mouth tastes strange.

>>24548

hope it's nothing serious lad

>>24549

Just an infection maybe, seems to be common with wisdom teeth.

>>24550

Both are neat, I like the right one though.

>>24551

I like this Blue one.

>>24552

what the fuck is the point in wisdom teeth

they come in late in life and half the time there's not enough room and it fucks shit up

are people's jaws just not as big as they used to be or something? My mouth is crowded as it is, I'm fucked once my wisdom teeth start to come through.

>>24554

People used to have bigger jaws a long time ago.

>>24556

Purple for UKIP pls.

>>24556

>>24558

how about yellow lion rampant or crusader cross on a purple tabard?

I'm not sure how I ended up on this article, but the comments are fun to read through. What a bunch of fucking idiots

http://www.livescience.com/16585-psychopaths-speech-language.html?li_source=LI&li_medium=most-popular

>>24560

try reversing the colour scheme m8

>>24561

That was painful to read.

>>24562

I'm just not sure why the comments were so political. They seem to be like that on every article. How a shitty pop science website could so easily offend people all over the political spectrum is beyond me.

>>24563

either this or with a yellow crusader cross I reckon

>>24566

Best so far. Either that or the red cross one.

>>24566

I like it.

>>24554

people didn't used to brush their teeth, so it was so you could get some new ones and still eat after yours had all fallen out

https://strawpoll.me/5687447

https://strawpoll.me/5687447

https://strawpoll.me/5687447

OFFICIAL /BRITFEEL/ TABARD POLL

>>24569

My wisdom teeth started coming through last year, and then they randomly stopped. I'm glad because they fucking hurt.

>>24569

Even if that's absolutely not true, it kind of makes sense.

I'd imagine people would lose a few teeth by the time they are 19-20 a long time ago.

>>24571

It's what I heard, I've no idea if it's actually true or not. But people had disgusting teeth ages ago

Anyone on here been diagnosed with a personality disorder lads?

>>24573

Not officially, but I've always been able to relate strongly to avoidant personality disorder. It's the only thing I've ever seen where I have all of the symptoms to an incredibly unhealthy degree. No doctor or mental health professional I've ever visited has ever heard of it though.

>>24575

what kind of shitheap mental health "professional" hasn't heard of AvPD?

>>24576

The various doctors I've seen, the psychiatrist, the psychologist, plus the two therapists I've had.

They all acted like I made it up.

>>24577

it's fucking listed on the NHS official website

http://www.nhs.uk/Conditions/Personality-disorder/Pages/Symptoms.aspx

how the fuck did you not explode at these people, what fucking hacks.

>>24578

Psychiatrists and psychologists are where the hacks go.

That's why there are more women in those fields.

>>24578

Well, due to my very problem I just sit there in silence and stare at the floor while my mum does most of the talking, I just say "yes" "no" or "dunno" occasionally. Yeah this town seems to be pretty awful in terms of mental health services.

>>24579

>>24580

there's just no point in seeking help beyond medication, they seem fucking useless. Maybe if you're just bored and want attention I can see the value but beyond that it seems like an utter waster of time.

>>24581

Besides getting a what I believe to be false diagnosis for aspergers which got me on ESA, yeah pretty much. It wasn't worth the amount of years I spent going around in circles being sent to various places only to be put on more waiting lists.

Have I disabled the chat somehow? I'm not seeing any messages at all, even in general, I'm only seeing things like item pickups.

lads, how likely is it that stealing chips from a casino patron will land me in jail? I stole £101, and want to go back to the casino without the chips to see if they'll come after me, or not even know and let me go about my business.

>>24585

would it make you feel better if I told you the man I stole from was a bellend?

>>24586

Maybe. Greentext it?

>>24587

eh, there's not really much to say. I just didn't like him so I took some of his money while he was betting. He was like 40 years old and spending hundreds of pounds on this shitty roulette table and swaggering around like a big man.

Lads, I was fapping/edging earlier, not intending to cut, but randomly I spurted out a bit of cum (proper thick stuff not pre-cum). After that I seemed to struggle to keep it up and now don't feel horny, though I didn't orgasm or fully blow my load.

Did I somehow prematurely ejaculate and have a ruined orgasm or something???

>>24589

I've done that before, yeah I think that's a thing.

>>24589

I've done that before. You just came because you couldn't edge any more.

When I did it, I convinced myself that I hadn't came, so I ended up tugging my un-erect dick for about an hour before I came.

>tfw want to reduce how much I masturbate because it isn't even fun anymore

>tfw I just associate it with getting to sleep and not pleasure

>tfw can't get to sleep without it

>>24592

Damn man, that's unfortunate. There should be another thread or two before halloween anyway, so you've got more chances to use it.

>>24592

I do that all the time, only realised this time as I tried to post and it told me it was full

>>24592

wew lad ur giving me nightmares before bed

Night lads. It was great catching up with you all. But I'm off to bed now, as only had 7 hours sleep in the last 72. Going to down a handful of zopis and wake up next week or some shit.

>>24596

Goodnight, thanks for helping me out in the game too.

I'm off to bed myself, I had fun playing with you guys earlier. Thanks for being patient and explaining everything I've asked about so far, you've been great help.

Goodnight guys.

did we decide on a guild name?

pls invite me to group/guild whatever - Gukkimane

>>24599

It's "guildfeel" without a capitalized G which is killing me.

>>24600

I prefer it lowercase.

>tfw no work tomorrow

>>24601

Knowing it wasn't a mistake makes me feel a bit better.

>>24600

thanks, how do i join?

does the size of the chat window bother anyone? can you make it bigger?

>>24604

Change the resolution in the video options. That should do the trick.

Can't add you now, going to have to wait until Bame wakes up, sadly.

>>24604

I had the same issue yesterday. It's finicky, but you can right click the chat window title tab, unlock, then drag the inside edges of the window to resize, and you can also make the font smaller. Old messages fade away pretty quickly though, so there's no point going too big.

>>24603

I thought that since /britfeel/ is lowercase, the guild name should be too.

>>24608

Haven't had them for years, I used to have them a lot when I was a kid though.

In the second hotel lads. Free hand lotion? Oh go on then.

Comfy tunes thb

>>24611

Nice tunes. Check out http://www.pressureradio.com if you like this sort of thing.

Morning thread. Woke up proper monged after those zopiclone. Hope everyone's well.

>>24614

Afternoon, at least you got a decent sleep this time. I'm good, just had a sandwich and a banana. I'll probably go for a walk now actually, to make up for the last couple of days where I've stayed inside.

I'm going to try and not masturbate today. Probably will get no sleep.

>>24612

Cheers mate, this sounds like my kind of thing. I've never been much of a radio listener, apart from when I used to have a job and all the normies would constantly be listening to radio 1 for the sick weekend vibes. I usually just listen to albums on Youtube, but it's a pain having to keep finding new ones that I like.

Lads, someone named Dean just died in my town after being "seriously assaulted".

>>24619

is there a hidden sword in the middle you can unsheathe?

>>24620

I wanted one of those, but they've now been made illegal in this country.

>>24621

All fun knives are illegal in this country.

>>24619

That's a badass looking walking stick.

>>24618

RIP Dean, lived mad, died man.

>>24622

Aye, it'd be my luck to get arrested for a concealed weapon or some shit, by going to Sainsburys to buy pom bears.

>>24624

>pom bears

I read that differently.

>>24625

What did you think I put man? Also pom bears are unequivocally the best crisps.

>>24626

Pom bears are shit tier.

>>24627

You're shit. Order of crisp tier goes.

Pom Bears.

Squares.

Discos.

Skips.

Quavers.

Nik Naks.

Walkers Baked.

>>24629

Memed into reality, like the beta uprising.

It's starting to get dark early and light, later. I love this time of year.

No more lying in bed worrying if the sun is going to rise any minute. Comfy sleeps for another 6 months.

>>24631

I prefer summer personally. A lot more.

>>24631

I feel the same way, even if I have to work a bunch, I never work until at least midday, so I dont have to go in while its dark, and I get to catch the bus home in the dark which is super comfy.

I also put my winter sheet on my bed today, which is a double sheet for a single bed, and it's got christmassy patterns on. I'm so excited for this part of the year.

Reminder to get some vitamin D tablets for winter

>>24634

Do they even do anything? I've taken vitamin supplements many times but they never seem to make a noticeable difference.

>>24635

You're probably not going to notice the short term affects of a vitamin D deficiency. Especially if you're not a child.

>>24636

What are the short term effects? Hell, what are the long term effects? I spent many years in my room with the curtains shut until this year.

>>24635

Vitamin D is the only supplement worth buying, especially if you're a NEET. It's the only thing I've noticed a difference with, and I've tried a lot of supplements over the years. 99% are a waste of money.

>>24638

What is the difference though?

>>24640

I'm already a grown man though, with straight legs.

>>24641

I heard about Muslim women getting rickets because they don't get any vitamin D because of their robes.

>>24638

I also started noticing it around the time I started going for long walks with my dog, so it probably wasn't just the tablets. I still take them because they're cheap and there's less sun now.

>>24639

Improved mood, slightly more energy. I feel less lethargic in general. The walks have doubtless had a lot to do with it, but the tablets can't hurt either.

>>24643

Eh, I started walking too and feel the same, but I've not taken any tablets. Maybe I will if I start feeling depressed and shit even when I'm going for walks in winter, but for now I'll go without.

Time for some cheese and crackers.

>>24645

Wouldn't mind some cheese and crackers now. I think I'll buy some for tomorrow.

Need some chutney, apple slices and grapes too.

Anyone ever scared that you'll wake up blind?

>>24647

2mad4me, I've never thought of putting anything other than cheese on them.

>>24648

I'm more scared that I'll wake up deaf…

Didn't you ask this before?

>>24649

I don't know. It's the kind of shit I post after I've been drinking so I've probably posted it and forgot.

I could easily cope without hearing.

>>24650

I could cope too, it would be much easier to live deaf than blind too, but deafness scares me more. Probably because my hobbies revolve a lot around sound.

>>24651

Are you that guy that makes music?

>>24652

Yup, that's me.

Well I'm off to bed. I think I ate too much late night food, I had 6 crackers with cheese plus half a bag of nuts & raisins. I could do with the extra calories though.

Goodnight guys.

>>24654

Too much cheese before bed, lad.

>>24655

Brown skin is revolting.

>>24656

I did the research before eating it. The nightmares thing is complete bullshit, but it does raise your chances of having vivid dreams. Which may well be true, I had loads of dreams last night. They weren't particularly interesting though, at least from what I can remember.

Fancy a McDonalds lol.

Oh god why do I have so much appetite today, I already had bacon, egg, beans and toast for breakfast. I usually just force down a ball of bread.

>>24659

Fuck, been saying thb so much lately that I forgot it was wordfiltered.

How embarrassing.

>>24662

Of course he's obnoxious, all autists are.

Going to McDonalds was a mistake. I forgot people like to go out on Saturdays, so it was crowded and took over an hour.

At my parents house. The dog got so excited to see me, she weed herself.

>>24659

>>24664

what meal is your go to?

can't beat a big mac meal imo

>>24665

did you get a splash?

>>24666

Aye, up my leg.

>>24666

The chutney chicken burger.

I can't even enjoy today when I know I have work tomorrow.

>>24668

That sounds like some kind of paki burger

I'm sick of porn. I hate it.

>>24671

Same. I don't even enjoy it anymore.

It's just an erection aid.

>>24671

Me too, I've even found myself clicking hide any time I come across someone's lewdposting. Feels good to say no to bonerbait.

Remember when you just started watching porn and it was completely possible to get turned on from watching normal sex or nude pictures?

Ordered a curry! Will hop on WoW after for some guildfeel activities.

>>24674

Yes, I used to be able to fap in the middle of the night when everyone had gone to bed just thinking about girls from school when I was old enough to still be in school, obviously.

After many years of desensitisation and fapping to bizarre hentai all day everyday, I couldn't even get hard to the crazy shit let alone vanilla porn. The ability came back to me when I did nofap though.

>>24676

I did that too. The thought of doing it now is alien.

>>24676

I'm always worried if I don't masturbate at night, I wont be able to get to sleep. And I wont be able to masturbate at night in under 30 minutes unless I start watching some porn. The influence of porn seems to fade quickly though.

A few years ago I was on holiday with my parents, I had no access to porn. After only 3 days I was able to jerk off just using my imagination. And I was completely aroused and really into it.

>>24678

I think you'll be fine. I was convinced for years that I couldn't sleep unless I stayed awake until I physically couldn't any longer, so if I woke up at 8am I'd usually be going to bed in the afternoon of the next day. I managed to break out of it by creating a healthier routine, and learning to do basic meditation, which gets my mind and body into a really calm and relaxed state.

>>24676

>tfw went to boy's school

>no hot schoolgirls to lust after

I know I've posted it before.

The cashier decided they weren't going to ask me if I wanted a bag or not. So I had to carry 4 pints of milk, 4 cans some cheese selections and a pack of peanuts home. Now my arms are tired.

I was planning to eat those peanuts on the way home.

>>24680

I don't think there was a single girl in my school who was higher than a 5/10.

>>24681

That might be because bags cost 5p now. They probably feel awkward asking because it's so fucking stupid.

My cat has some stuff stuck in her fur, how do I get it out. There's a big clump of it.

>>24684

Just cut it off, the cat isnt going to deal with you washing it or trying to rub ice on it.

>>24683

I've been paying for bags for years, till monkeys dont seem to give a shit if its awkward, most of them are turbo normies.

My Dad is out, I want to celebrate by doing something I normally couldn't do if he was in.

Masturbate differently, perhaps.

>>24686

Moan and groan really loudly like they do in porn.

>>24685

I work on tills

left college on friday, went to my dads and just got home

not that i dislike my dad or anything but fuck me am I glad to be back in my own familiar, comfy little space.

How is everyone?

>>24687

It's gonna be like this.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lIMENxw76u

>>24688

In my experience, anyone who isn't a normie doesn't last on tills unless it's a geeky shop, places like forbidden planet, waterstones, GAME they'll do okay because they'll know their subject. (Hell even clothes shops if they're /fa/) but corner shops, supermarkets etc they'll get driven mad quickly.

>>24689

Glad to have you back.

I'm good, although my mum's got me torrenting some films for her so I can't do much internet stuff for the moment, which is annoying.

>>24691

I've been doing this for 2 and a half years. I've just became numb to it.

>>24692

that's a pain. I think I'm going to turn on the heater and play some XCOM by lamplight. Should be nice.

think I might set WoW up now. XCOM is stressing me out.

>>24695

Let us know when you're on and we'll get you in the guild.

>>24696

do I need to get to level 5 before you can invite me?

lads, I'm assuming it's the standards nostalrius begins server right?

>>24697

I can invite you at level 1 if you tell me your name in here.

>>24698

Yeah, that's the one. Check second half of the last thread for the installation information.

>>24699

>name

oh lord I fucking hate coming up with names

I was going to go with "Shlongarus the Large" but that's well beyond the character limit

>>24700

You could always just settle for Shlongarus

>>24701

I might just call him Dindu Nuffin or something

is an Undead Warlock fine?

>>24702

Warlock is the single most wanted class on the server right now.

>>24703

n o i c e

>decide to call my undead guy Mr Bonejangles

>that name is unavailable

JUST

>>24705

Can't have spaces.

>>24706

tried it without, same problem.

I created my character, he's called CalciumLord

Wow you guys really missed the boat on Nostalruse. We had a big 8chan guild back in early 2015, bigger than the cuckchan guild.

It was killed by tranny drama

>>24708

Which board? Greentext it. How did a tranny kill your guild?

>>24708

Sounds like they missed the boat on /guildfeel/.

>>24709

Hmm let me try and remember

>attention whore healslut in the guild who says 'she's' a girl

>later turns out to be a tranny

>posts his mantits on a thread on /nostalrius/

>main tank (who was English) in the guild starts a relationship with him

>tranny goes on mumble and sounds like an obvious dude despite trying to hide it

>others in the guild are uncomfortable at having a tranny in the guild but try their best to tolerate it because we only had just about enough men to raid

>during an UBRS run the off tank is drunk and laughs at tranny because he obviously sounds like a man

>tranny spergs out and gquits

>takes the main tank with him

>offtank is also removed from guild

And that was that. I stopped playing a few weeks later. Old board is >>>/nostalrius/

>>24711

attention whores are a tumour and must be excised immediately

For anon

http://imgur.com/a/aNm8V#7

>>24714

Thank you m8.

>>24714

I have no idea what any of this is trying to convey. Oh well.

>>24717

>>24718

Q T

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>>24719

She's snoring next to me right now. And kicking me whilst she dreams.

>>24716

Just visualise it's a superautist who has sunk 1000's of hours into Vanilla and levelled multiple classes mutiple times to 60. I don't agree with his ranking of some racials but the specs are spot on more or less.

>>24721

I mean I don't even know what I'm looking at, or any of the words that are written. I don't even know what a talent is or what the points are for.

>>24722

Once you get to level 10 you can start to choose talents to help you level. You get 1 talent point every level and can choose from 3 talent trees per class. This guy is sharing the trees that will make it easiest for you to level, because you'll need all the help you can get.

>>24723

This is what I can make out so far:

>For levels 10 to 12, put talent points in Improved Heroic Strike, and then from 13 to 39, put your points in Fury anywhere? in any particular order?.

>Use a two-handed weapon, dual wield is shit without gear, +hit what does "gear, +hit" mean?.

>At level 40, respec wut? to Mortal Strike, and then fill in the Fury tree from level 40 up to 60.

I wish this nigger just wrote it in English, a guide that involves googling every second word or term and still leaves you scratching your head is a shit guide, at least if it's intended for noobs.

I'm in a kingsize bed, and have roughly 8 inches of space because Milliesocks is spread out length ways. Everytime I try to move her, she grumbles at me and stretches out more. Does she not realise I'm the only one that loves her and shit.

>>24725

Show her who's boss.

>>24726

I've given up. Managed to snag enough duvet to cover me just about. It'll do.

>>24724

I think it's intended for people who are at least somewhat familiar with the game already. Warrior is also the hardest class to level and is considered the veterans class.

You have to start from the top in a talent tree and unlock the tiers below so there's only one order you can set out your talents as you're levelling.

He recommends respeccing at level 40, which costs gold and results in you receiving all your talent points back so you can re-allocate them.

Starting off as a melee class you will have a large chance to miss which you can't offset with talents as a warrior (hence hardest class to level). At level 43 there's a 2-hander you can buy which has +1% hit which starts to make things slightly easier.

>>24728

>Warrior is also the hardest class to level and is considered the veterans class.

Just my bloody luck. I wish someone had told me that before I spent three evenings playing the game.

Thanks for explaining anyway, I've always had a hard time with RPGs.

1 more important piece of information. Every class is pushed into a specific role in end-game dungeons. If you play a class that can heal, that is what you'll be expected to do at level 60. Amnogst warriors, only orcs are suitable for damage dealing endgame raids.

>>24730

I'm not sure what "end-game" or "raids" are, but I will keep that in mind, thanks.

I'm off to bed, it's later than I thought. Goodnight guys.

>>24731

>>24728

Well it's great that both warriors are completely new to the game.

>>24734

She's orange.

Stayed up until 5AM playing skyrim so only just woke up.

Today's plans: play more skyrim.

>>24737

Enjoy it lad

I always go through bursts of playing the shit out of that game and then not wanting to play it at all for ages.

Just had porridge with pomegranate seeds at my mum's suggestion. I didn't like it at all, but then I didn't really like pomegranate in the first place. Might try cinnamon tomorrow, apparently it goes well with banana which I already love.

>>24717

>>24718

thanks for sharing

>>24741

My niece went up the hospital with bronchitis a couple of hours ago, must be something going around.

>>24729

By the time you're lvl 60, it's impossible to not know how to play.

>>24743

Looks comfy

>>24731

Kind of like that dungeon we spent 2 hours doing yesterday. But you have 40 people.

Be in bed sick all day lads ;_; having some pineapple and its the only thing I've been able to eat all day

>>24743

Your flat looks nice anon

Someone on the internet said that I shouldn't sit in my chair, I should squat.

What do you think?

>>24745

>Kind of like that dungeon we spent 2 hours doing yesterday

I missed out on that, so I don't know what that's like.

>>24748

It was like the beaches in 1944 lad

>>24749

It was horrific. Just carnage.

>>24747

You'll never know if you don't try it.

>>24751

Been squatting for a good 20 minutes now.

I feel so alive.

Sadly I have to stop my squat to give Grandma some apple pie. I know I'll end up being stuck at her house for an hour.

>>24752

Well do you get on with her? I miss my grandma like mad. Some things are worth more than squatting at your computer browsing chans.

>tfw you will never know /guildfeel/

>>24747

Sounds somewhat beneficial, standing desks are supposed to be good for you, I dont see why squatting wouldnt.

In other news, I bought an extra long micro usb cable so I can play games on my PC from bed. Will probably be good for charging the phone too, I'll be able to turn around in bed while using it.

>>24754

I do. My mother didn't get on with her very well at all, though.

>>24755

>tfw you will never know /guildfeel/

Why?

>>24756

I really dislike WoW.

>>24757

Ah, well that's a shame.

I just remembered this exists.

lads today I looked in the mirror and could swear my jaw has gotten bigger

makes up for the fact that my day off has been spent in bed trying not to vomit

>>24759

YOU KNOW THE STYLES

CHECK THE VIBE

I'm off to bed, I went for a 2 hour hike with my mum up hills, through the woods, and across fields, so I'm pretty knackered.

Goodnight guys.

>>24763

Sounds nice.

Goodnight.

Morning guys. Managed to get up fairly early, although I went to sleep at 1am and woke up at 5:40am, so maybe I won't last the whole day.

Feeling pretty good right now though, gonna go downstairs and have breakfast. I'll probably have porridge with banana and cinnamon like I said yesterday, what's everyone else had/having?

>>24766

Shreddies like I always do.

>>24766

The old breadball.

I was going to have some yogurt, but it's ran out.

>>24767

Nice, I'm not really a fan of plain shreddies but then again I haven't had them for years.

>>24768

Similar thing happened to me, someone had jacked the last banana so I just had porridge with cinnamon. It was okay, but it felt like something was missing.

wew looks like an other day of lying around feeling ill for me lads

on the bright side it's raining outside, gives a comfy vibe. Determined to go out and walk my dog today because I didn't yesterday and he's bored as hell because of it, poor little guy.

lads, does anyone want to see some dank memes I found today? they're top notch stuff.

>>24771

maybe

>>24773

nice

>>24774

thanks, lori.

I was supposed to do some driving theory yesterday as it was my day off. Instead I played Skyrim all day.

While I would do some on the bus to work, that's the only time I get to read. Test is on wednesday, I should be fine.

I can't fucking deal with how my parents interact with the dog. Apparently he went to bight my mum, but she insists she was just getting the mail (Its not even on the floor, it goes into a basket) and that she did nothing.

She obviously fucking did something, dogs dont just fucking bite you. When I ask what they did, they always get so fucking defensive like I'm telling them they did something wrong. (To be fair, I am implying it.) This never happens when I'm around though, conveniently.

He's now being made to stay downstairs in his bed, but only once he's been taken for a walk. He's a fucking dog, he's not going to understand this punishment. Last time he had to stay down there for 2 fucking days because he bit my dads foot. They just dont fucking listen.

>>24777

>what she did

nigger it's a dog it shouldn't be biting you regardless of what you did

>>24778

Yeah, but it's gunna give warning signs before it bights, growling, stiffening etc, how the fuck are they going to train him if they're apparently completely oblivious to everything apart from biting?

Plus you know, if she's too stupid to notice the signs, she needs to fucking learn until he's trained better, or you know accept getting bit.

>>24777

>dogs dont just fucking bite you

You're wrong.

>>24780

No, you are.

>>24781

Dogs kill people, stop pretending they're all innocent beings.

>>24782

I'm not, I'm just saying they have reasons for biting, be it stress, anxiety or defence. Just because what we do seems like perfectly normal behavious and they take it another way doesnt mean it's for no reason.

We have to take time to understand how dogs think if we want to own one and if we refuse to do that then they're going to bite you.

>>24783

They may have reasons but they're not all reasons you should expect people to put up with.

>>24784

Sure, but in that case you should properly train the dog. My problem is that my parents refuse to do so, they treat it as if they'd treat a human that misbehaved, when you have to treat it in a way they understand.

They think that making it sit in its bed is going to make it stop biting, but in reality it doesnt understand why its being punished, and the break in the social connection between the dog and its pack is going to do more harm in the long run.

>>24785

True, most people don't know how to train dogs, but that doesn't stop dogs from being little shits just because they were raised poorly. Same with children.

>>24773

Every single staffmember in my local co-op looks exactly like that.

No matter how old they are.

>>24787

The one at mine are all old women.

>>24787

>>24788

>shopping at commie mart

>>24789

What do you mean?

>>24790

the co-op is ideologically communist, that's like it's whole thing. that's why you see so many hipsters working there.

>>24790

In about 30 seconds, you're going to hear the dumbest thing you've heard all month.

>>24792

upvoted, comrade.

>>24791

I see. What are you basing that on?

>>24794

the supermarket was founded on the idea of socialist cooperatives, I assumed this was common knowledge?

>A cooperative ("coop") or co-operative ("co-op") is an autonomous association of people who voluntarily cooperate for their mutual social, economic, and cultural benefit.[1] Cooperatives include non-profit community organizations and businesses that are owned and managed by the people who use their services (a consumer cooperative) or by the people who work there (a worker cooperative) or by the people who live there (a housing cooperative),

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cooperative

Shared means of production is socialist and communist ideology

>>24795

>Shared means of production is socialist and communist ideology

And why is this a bad thing?

>>24795

I don't have a problem with socialism as long as it's only for Whites. Obviously the Co-op isn't, but if I was to boycott them based on that, I'd have to boycott modern society in its entirety, and I'd probably end up starving to death.

>>24796

because it typically advocates stealing the means of production from those who already own them and sharing it out amongst the unwashed masses

>>24798

co op doesn't do that though, I'm honestly not sure what it does do that's socialist apart from the name

The co-op does some great crisps.

>>24777

Regardless of whether they did something to provoke the dog or not, not exercising it is the worst thing to do.

Underexercised dogs are going to be more aggressive and lively, as well as being more destructive to furniture.

>>24799

>The Co-operative Group is a British consumer cooperative

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Co-operative_Group

>>24800

It's a consumer co-operative, it's by definition socialist.

>>24800

>>24803

it's a corporation isn't it?

>>24804

nope, it's a cooperative.

curry night

>>24806

what you gonna get this time?

>>24808

VINDALOO

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>>24807

Not sure yet, thinking about something different.

Worried I'll regret it like last week, though.

>>24808

Any suggestions?

I can't handle anything too spicy. I'm not that much of a madman.

>>24809

D-Dean?

my game of xcom is going really well lads, got a perfect rating on my first terror mission and have lots of decent soldiers. Going to stop and play some hearthstone for now, then have a baked potato, then I'll probably have a bath and tidy my room.

I'm feeling much less ill currently than I was.

>>24810

balti is spicy without being over the top, I had some chicken balti last week that was nice.

rogan josh would be good if you just want something different without going mental, lamb rogan josh especially is fucking delicious.

>>24811

haha you found me mate

ps the lads want to know if you want to go to spoons for pres tonight

For the bad internet anon

I don't know if this works but it has a better like/dislike ratio than the others and it's recent

>>24800

I'm pretty sure everyone who works there gets "shares" and as such gets a part of the business' profit, or at least that's how it used to be.

>>24802

They're walking him, but continuing to punish before and after the walk, he has no idea why he's being punished, and I'm worried that them shouting at him to go downstairs after the walk is going to cause him to think he's being punished for the walk.

>>24816

the solution is obvious anon

you have to fuck your mother and kill your father

>>24812

Glad to hear you're feeling better pal

lads, anyone visit board you have no real interest in just for the memes? /tv/ is a prime example for me. Look at this masterpiece they released last month.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eQKNYLptWk

>>24813

Got a lamb rogan josh, I hope it's good.

>filmakers keep pushing black and female protagonists in remakes despite the fact that every single one of them flops

>people will deny that hollyjew is pushing an agenda

>>24820

w-wow I'm feeling the pressure now

I hope you like it too

>>24818

cheers

got myself a nice second hand, solid wood desk arriving tomorrow lads. It's not actually a desk though, it's really a fuckhueg 2x1m dining table that I intend to use as a desk. Very excited. The legs have already been painted a blue grey by the people I bought it from and I'm going to sand down the top and pain it black, then maybe add in some cable management and build or buy a decent monitor stand.

>>24821

Nice curry.

10/10

>>24823

fuck me am I relieved to hear that

glad you liked it, anon.

>>24823

fuck me am I relieved to hear that

glad you liked it, anon.

my life has gotten much better since I started developing a routine for things, lads.

For example, every Sunday I change my bedsheets regardless of whether they are clean or dirty. I also vacuum my floor every Sunday, and wash my clothes every Wednesday and Sunday. Everything's so clean now.

>>24819

/tv/'s memes are supreme

Work told me they need to move me from frozen onto regular shop floor shit, I told them that if they did I wouldn't be working the extra 12 hours I do now, they didn't respond.

I sort of hope it happens, while freezers fits more with the way I work, doing 28 hours a week is leaving me no time to get shit done outside work, I planned to start learning ruby over 2 month ago and have done absolutely nothing.

>>24828

you'll never be the top minimum wage employee with that attitude, goy.

>>24828

>doing 28 hours a week is leaving me no time to get shit done outside work

that's well below what's typically considered full time though

>>24828

I was doing 40 hours a week when I had a job last year. It was shit, and I had more money than I knew what to do with.

>>24828

I was speaking to someone who I used to go to school with in Subway a few weeks ago.

He does 70 hours a week.

>>24830

If I had a job in IT full time, I wouldn't mind, but I need to be improving my skills like I would if I worked in the sector.

It also doesn't help that my shifts all start in the early afternoon and end around now, meaning I have no time after work, and I sleep through the mornings. If all my shifts were like 9AM until like 3 or 4 in the afternoon id be fine.

>>24832

>letting your job cuck you out of life

>>24832

>He does 70 hours a week.

he's probably bullshitting. That would be 10 hours a day every day, more if he had any days off.

>>24836

depends on his job really, that sort of workload isn't uncommon amongst investment bankers, for example.

>>24836

He works 1 full time job in a sports store

And 2 part time jobs in 2 different Subways

7 days a week.

>>24838

why

that can't even be much more than 20k a year, you could just go to Uni and get more money than that working 40 hours a week. What a waste.

>>24837

Most investment bankers quit after a few years though, and by that time they have enough money to do whatever they like.

Working more than 30 hours in a dead-end job and you've already lost.

>>24840

I never bait.

>>24839

If I remember correctly, he wasn't a very clever kid in school. I doubt he would get into any university.

>>24842

nice bait lad

I swear everytime I walk past the living room I hear mum on the phone arguing with her boyfriend

just dump the poor fucker already, Jesus Christ. No wonder I'm so emotionally stunted and incapable of forming romantic relationships.

I used to always think those pictures claiming Libertarians would often transition to NatSoc if they became fully redpilled were bullshit

how wrong was I

>>24846

What?

>>24847

on /pol/ NatSocs often posted this image that showed ideology on a spectrum from bluepilled to redpilled, stating that once you moved up to libertarian you'd eventually become national socialist instead

>>24848

You got it?

>>24849

nah, sorry lad, this was years ago.

anyways the reason I mentioned it is because I used to be full Libertarian but am now a more moderate (not full Nazi) National Socialist

>>24846

It seems to me like too much freedom gradually destroys a society, because people are too irresponsible to be able to handle it. I think it should be a means, rather than an end; whereas lots of people seem to fetishize it and treat it as the highest ideal that humanity could possibly strive towards.

It's a bitter pill to swallow, but that's what made me move further to the right.

>>24851

nah I'm still very pro freedom in general, it's more that I'm more economically socialist as I realise that globalisation is a threat to the culture and integrity of our nation, and I've always believed that any ethnic group deserves the right to self determination

for example I believe in 2nd amendment tier gun laws, and while I don't like racemixing or homosexuality I don't see the point in cracking down on them, so long as we don't actively encourage it.

>>24851

>It seems to me like too much freedom gradually destroys a society

How?

>>24852

Why do gays make you angry?

>>24854

they don't, it's just that homosexuality isn't ideal because they don't reproduce, and have higher rates of promiscuity and paedophilia than straights. I also dislike the fact that it's highly taboo to talk about "curing" them, even though they have a clear mental abnormality.

>>24855

People not breeding is fine, the planet is overpopulated and starved of resources anyway.

I do agree that gay culture as a whole is fucking horrible though.

>>24856

>People not breeding is fine, the planet is overpopulated and starved of resources anyway.

not when we're being outpaced by the imported electorate who are having fucking 4-6 kids for family it isn't

we need more ethnic brits reproducing

>>24857

I'd rather clamp down on immigration than punish the gays.

>>24858

so would I, like I said I don't think homosexuality is good but it's a total non issue and I wouldn't dislike someone just because they're gay

>tfw hearthstone buddy goes to bed just as you come on

;_;

It's simple.

Repatriate the non-whites,

Kill those that won't go,

Throw liberals out of helicopters,

Gas the kikes.

>>24861

How to fix Britain

>abolish currency

>abolish the entertainment industry

>select the 1% healthiest females and 0.1% healthiest males, their job will be to reproduce until the women are too old to conceive a healthy child

>sort the rest of the population into field workers

>abolish religion and force the idea that the state is a god and a holy ruler

>each worker will be given the correct amount of calories a day in healthy nutrients sticks

This is paradise.

>>24837

>that sort of workload isn't uncommon amongst investment bankers, for example.

yes but he said the guy was working at subway

>>24862

I can't tell if you're serious or not

that's fucking retarded, a society based solely on agriculture is going to tank hard, and that's without factoring in the inevitable rebellion of the 99% of people not allowed to reproduce

I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you were poking fun of the other anon by taking his authoritarian stance to a logical extreme

>>24862

Dont let the breeders raise kids, healthy people will be chads, we need a seperate group of smart parents.

We also need some bureaucrats to run everything, they need to be paid super well too, I'll volunteer for this terrible position.

>>24865

>enforcing cuckolding by law

I'm sure that will go well.

>>24864

See >>24840

honestly lads absolute monarchism/dictatorship is superior to democracy if you get a benevolent and competent leader

a shame that tends to be uncommon

>>24868

Right wing dictatorships seem to have a good track record.

>>24869

mussolini was trash

hitler was alright but he let his ego get advantage of him and lost the war as a result

>>24853

People constantly want to push the boundaries of what's acceptable. When one concession is made, the next push will go slightly further, and the next further still, until eventually you're left with grown men parading around the streets wearing dildo costumes and simulating (or worse) sex acts on each other; women defecating and menstruating on a canvas and calling it art because they're oh-so-edgy and groundbreaking; gratuitous violence and sadism in films for no other reason than shock value–I think these things, all utterly primitive and animalistic, serving no purpose other than to exercise freedom for its own sake, gradually wear away at the moral character of a nation. I would ban them.

>>24870

Mussolini was great.

Italy is just trash at war like all other mediterranean countries.

>>24871