/britfeel/ - Feel Britannia

Thank God. And thank you thread slave

>>31776

You did good anon, don't worry so much. Maybe I'll become a thread slave too. Do you just recycle the images from the other threads?

Okay so about infinity next, there are boards without captchas so that's definitely an option somewhere. Alternate themes haven't been implemented yet but it's in the works according to a post Josh made on /v/ earlier.

It does look kind of shitty though, especially the whole reply box thing, and it's pretty buggy right now. To be fair though, 8chan was like that as well for the first few months after the exodus.

>>31776

That's not good news, the other guy must definitely be norming it up somewhere.

Make sure to let us know if you ever go away, we'll make sure to post very very slowly until you come back.

>>31778

can we just avoid the migration for a month or two? When will the current site shut down?

>>31778

How long will 8chan stay up for? I think we should try and stay here as long as possible. Hopefully the board owner here will do as much as he can to make our new home as comfy as possible for when we finally have to leave here.

>>31778

Well hopefully everything will get sorted out before we have to move over. I can't even get the reply box to appear myself.

>>31779

I don't plan on disappearing anytime soon, don't worry.

I'm actually having problems posting in this thread, I hope the ship isn't sinking.

>>31782

The next version of the boxing day thread got bumplocked after someone spammed it with "I DO NOT LIKE THIS", and I think that makes the reply box disappear, try the other threads.

>>31780

>>31781

No idea when the actual switch will be, I guess when the major initial issues die down a bit. It only came on today after all.

>>31783

>The next version of the boxing day thread got bumplocked after someone spammed it with "I DO NOT LIKE THIS"

topfuckingkek. I posted that. Didn't spam, though. Only submitted it once. Site is clearly not functioning.

>>31784

Christ. Well at least if its that bad the development team are bound to be working on it. I hope

I've heard people say that this site's code is awful, and the way it's been behaving recently certainly reflects that; however, the site was working more or less fine for at least a year, from the time of the first major exodus from cuckchan at least - sure, it wasn't perfect, but it was usable. Now it's just fucked What's changed since then?

has that aspie with the borderline genius intelligence and hyper logical mindset been on since he first visited?

>>31784

At least we know when a thread wont take more replies there, so we know when to look for a new thread if we dont manage to post a link.

>>31787

The one who claimed he grew out of Aspergers?

>>31788

Yeah, it seems to be struggling post 600 replies currently, which is much better than the 300 we used to have to deal with. I remember on halfchan we could only cope by posting past the bump limit and making a new thread only once it had slid off the catalogue. That is before the /int/shits started visiting of course.

>>31789

that's the one.

>>31786

There were some issues with servers failing and blowing up, tons of patches and quickfixes that were unsustainable, and then I think the server software OS no idea what I'm talking about honestly got changed and then that's when shit really hit the fan. There've been a shitload of things like this, I've lost track.

There was a lot of downtime every couple of months, Error: 503 and all that, it's never worked well for long periods of time. I'd actually say the site has been working best between now and the previous failed migration, ironically.

>>31793

has michelle actually said anything interesting on any of these streams?

>>31793

Fuck that.

>>31794

Intresting as in incisive? No, none of them have. Their all dumb as fuck

Based Kikemarez is in the chat. For once I actually want him in the hangout.

>>31776

Other threadgod here. I thought about making one but I don't like reusing the OP images unless they haven't been used for a while, but since we've moved to a new year it means a lot of them need updating.

But I figured you'd just go for the bogstandard pixel one.

>>31793

>michelle

>the flat earth chick

>two girls who're not talking

>two nu male looking betas

this is fucking dreadful.

>>31797

*Their

They're.

I'm not dumb.

>>31793

Women are fucking stupid.

why are all the women and "men" in this supposedly alt right hangout saying that women shouldn't be submissive?

>>31804

PROUD SHIELD-MAIDENS

>>31804

They seem like controlled opposition in my opinion, I don't know who they are or anything about the alt right movement, but I'm getting that vibe off them.

>>31804

Because all the women are strong pagan matriarchs.

That Shiksha strawmans so hard and she really comes across as a divide and conquer shill. I'm not a pagan but I never beat on paganism as hard as she beats on Christianity.

>>31807

Michelle is a Catholic.

People jabber over Paganism vs. Christianity and it's fucking stupid and useless.

>>31806

I'm strongly getting that vibe from the red head. Michelle too raises suspicions.

>>31807

Are they aware that Germanic Paganism wasn't matriarchal? I'm utterly areligious, but her speaking about Paganism like it was some mega egalitarian society seems like nonsense. Post Roman Germanic Paganism in Britain had a consensual monarchy where all MEN were armed with spears, and all MEN voted with their spears, and the MEN carried spears when going about their daily business. Women were not equal under Western Pagan society whatsoever.

The chat is killing me

>>31808

>Michelle is a Catholic

Is she? I'm sure I heard her shit all over Catholicism.

>>31809

Exactly. A lot of modern pagans (not all) are like that, especially the women. It seems to run through all modern pagan religions too not just wicca shit.

I haven't read it but Ronald Hutton's "Pagan Britain" is supposed to be a good redpill on what ancient paganism was really like, what little we actually know of it at least. I've flicked through a few pages and he really lays out the differences between paganism then and paganism now.

>If the Germans had won the war they would have shifted to a parliamentary or Libertarian Anarchist system

I don't have a reaction image for this

>>31811

I thought she was Polish Catholic, but her channel isn't up anymore so I can't check.

>>31811

Wicca is a 20th century (century of the Jew) invention, nothing to do with Paganism. Wicca is 100% confirmation someone is a degenerate race-mixing feminist. It's got nothing to do with Europe either, plenty of nigger Wiccans.

>>31811

thanks mate, I'll add it to my reading list. Pagan Britain really interests me. But yeah, new age paganism is a shitshow. Varg's interpretations interest me, but his inability to recognise his own constructionism infuriates me. He presents all of his theories as objective fact.

>>31813

She is, she said so in this hangout but Shiksha was doing the whole Muh dead kike on a stick thing and I'm sure Michelle was agreeing or something. I wasn't paying attention though. I'll try and find it if they put the video up tomorrow.

>>31814

Yeah it's fucking horrible. My Mum had some wicca books once. They were really new age type vacuous nonesense and almost Kabbala like.

>>31815

I'm not that familiar with Varg beyond a couple of his recent videos. Is there anything you recommend?

>>31816

he has an entire playlist on paganism. Just remember when you watch it that it's not necessarily historically accurate, but he does base his theories on what little surviving history there is of Paganism. I believe his wife makes some great videos on the subject too.

>>31817

I'll check them out m8, thanks.

>>31816

Michelle made a point about how Jesus was very anti-Pharisee (Jew), and she is a Catholic, so I don't think she agrees with Shiksa on that one. She hasn't said anything intelligent in any of the hangouts, but at least she's not as insufferable as le hebrew on a pole woman.

>>31816

Michelle is attaching herself to Sinead, I think she either likes her because she is a strong independent woman or because she wants that internet fame.

>>31819

>>31820

I'd still make Michelle my wife though, or that Jessica, but she doesn't talk much.

>>31821

Michelle gets annoying. The blonde is just a cam whore.

>>31820

is sinead the redhead?

>>31823

She's >>31795

>>31824

Yeah, thought so. She's awful. I think Lana is the only female alt righter who makes intelligent points and she's not even in this stream. Also the blonde girl hasn't said a single thing.

>>31825

I don't even think Lana is alt right. Only recently heard people use 'alt right', and they're usually for moderates. White Nationalism and alt right are different.

>>31826

woes and co all describe themselves as alt right, alt right being a catch all term for people further right than the conservatives but aren't libertarian

>>31827

Well the right wing I'm familiar with are all white nationalists, including many that appeared on Woe's hangouts. Catch all terms are shit.

Sinead has massive lolcow potential.

been really getting into reading recently, lads. Also think I'm going to try planting some vegetables in the Spring.

>>31828

Alt right isn't an ideology though, it's just a sphere of discussion. Sure, 99% of people in that sphere are WN, but there's a fairly wide ranging variety of beliefs outside of that.

>>31831

Watcha reading? Watcha planting?

>>31832

I just finished Metro 2033 and have started Brave New World today, after that I'm going to attempt The Brothers Karamazov. In terms of planting, I have no idea. I want to grow in doors, and I'm assuming I have to wait for winter to pass, right? Anything that will save me money really, ideally something that's simple and doesn't take long to yield a crop. My biggest dietary struggle is I mainly only eat frozen vegetables because I hate the short shelf life. I feel if I grow instead I won't mind just eating them when they're ready rather than buying something that's already chopped/harvested and turns to mush in a couple of days.

Peppers? Lettuce? Radish? I honestly have no idea.

>>31833

Sounds good anon. I didn't realize Metro 2033 was based on a book. I've not read Brave new world, but I have read Nineteen eighty-four. That's about as much dystopian fiction I've read. I really need to up my fiction intake as a whole really.

As for veg, I thought frozen veg was meant to be healthier since they harvest and freeze it at its peak nutrient content. I've no idea what you can grow inside. You mean a greenhouse?

If you've never tried before you should probably go with something easy like lettuce. But I'm not really an expert. I think there is someone on britfeel who grows stuff who's on here sometimes.

>>31833

Radish are easy as fuck and grow stupidly fast.

>>31834

Yeah, Metro 2033 was based on a book. The plot in the book is way, way better though. It's got some really interesting themes surrounding concepts like mysticism and fate. It's not high level stuff, but it's still nice to see Artyom pondering these things as he goes through the perils of the Metro. All the characters are way more interesting than they are in the game, too. You might be irked by Artyom's criticisms of Fascism in the book, but it is the criticisms of a naive boy who is leaving his home Metro for the first time in his life. The Communists get a similar treatment.

>>31835

I'll definitely look into them when the time comes then, sounds like a good beginner plant. How long do they take to grow?

>>31836

3-4 weeks.

>>31836

Sounds like a comfy read. This is my next book.

>>31837

Sounds perfect. They'll most likely be my first then. What are you going to be planting in the Spring?

>>31839

Haven't got anything planned.

Watching the redhead girl on millenial woes for the first time. It's made me gain a newfound respect for Rara. He may not be the sharpest, but he's an unapologetic blunt instrument who doesn't mince his words or dance around. It's really pathetic seeing all the other guys in the chat bending over backwards for her as soon as she steps in.

>>31841

I didn't watch that one and I've had enough brain cancer for one night so I'll have a look tomorrow now. But did she really say some retarded shit about being a flat earther or something?

>>31842

I'm 13 minutes into the seven minute video and so far she hasn't. She is an open flat earther though, she also believes nuclear weapons aren't real? She's an utter dunce.

Essentially my issue is she's coming into a reactionary traditionalist movement and demanding everyone agree that women have the same legal rights as men do, and shouting down everyone who disagrees. Yet she also says she's so glad she has a man because she can't stand the idea of working for a living. Peculiar one.

It's annoying how based white Americans can be.

http://theconservativetreehouse.com/2016/01/03/full-story-on-whats-going-on-in-oregon-militia-take-over-malheur-national-wildlife-refuge-in-protest-to-hammond-family-persecution/

>>31844

If this isn't a testament to the right to bear arms, nothing is.

Just spent the last 15 minutes writing a blue print of how I want to live my life going forward in the new year lads. I like it because lots of it is in the form of reasonable habits that I can learn one by one over the course of the 12 months, with one or two slightly more difficult (chiefly social) challenges thrown in. Going to bed so likely won't reply to anyone till tomorrow. Goodnight.

>>31846

Good luck anon

>>31844

That's badass. Those federal agencies sound like slimy cunts, assuming what's written there is the truth.

>>31850

>leftylad

>managed to turn the story into antiwhite muzzie-apologist garbage

Not even slightly surprised.

>>31852

Even as someone who considers themselves left wing, even I'm sick of all the muslim apologist shit.

>>31851

I always saw it as civic nationalist.

>>31850

No matter how much they cry, they won't be able to change anything. These men have chosen to uncuck themselves with the power of firearms and no amount of lefty tears will change that.

>>31851

>a band of reactionary monarchists and fascists aren't pro freedom

>>31850

also, this fucking cunt needs to learn the definition of terror. they're not terrorising anyone, they haven't killed anyone, and they're not enforcing an ideology. It's an armed protest.

>So if a Muslim rises against the American government they are a terrorist but if a white guy does it, it is justice? Anyway they still broke the law and the government isn't that bad get over your conspiracy bullshit. They broke the law and they need to face justice. Also an amendment can be changed, that's why it's called an amendment, remember the one about having slaves?

>>31858

no but you don't understand anon, BLM was protesting the brutality of fat cis white male pigs. Oregon takeover is white male pissbabies throwing a fit because their friend hasn't been allowed to keep his land privilege, and as we all know the great lord and saviour Garl Mardxs teaches that private ownesrhip of land is ebil :DDD

>>31860

We would really benefit on educational videos. One that outlines general views, statistics, explains how to properly debate and gives recommended entry level reading.

>>31861

Yeah I agree, some good commentaries on some recommended books wouldn't go amiss. Also some outlines to traditionalism and reactionary thinking.

If they're going to continue with hangouts as a format then they need more ruthless moderation.

>>31862

I don't even

>>31863

Yeah, I think we also do need to be more exclusionary. Looking at the way they communicate online, I can only imagine that the majority of Sargon's fanbase are children. We don't need children trying to get involved in this and make it the next gamergate. We don't want a bunch of 16 year old pseuds running about trying to "stick it to the feminists" while also saying that equality is totally cool and the like.

>>31864

Unfortunately you don't get to choose who you do and don't attract to a movement, particularly if they're going for the normies and the EQUALITY crowd. You think we wanted plebbit, e-celebs, twitterfags, or any other form of cancer having anything to do with GG?

Once they're interested and feel passionate about it, they set up their own hubs, recruit their own followers, the old majority get tired and/or disillusioned, and before you know it you're left with a new majority with entirely different views and goals to the original "members". Then they make consistently retarded decisions and do their best to obliviously destroy the whole thing from the inside, and lets not forget the rectal ravaged ex-members who try to burn it all down out of spite.

It works just like cancer, once it gets to a certain point there's nothing you can do but watch everything you worked for fall apart. Seeing as you're feeling this way already, I would say attempt to combat it immediately it won't work, or bring out the popcorn and enjoy the several month long trainwreck that's about to go down.

https://ghostbin.com/paste/rngmo - message from Josh.

>It is suggested that small boards, particularly those suffering the most from frozen indexes and white pages, migrate as soon as possible. As in, right now. Your board should be there. If you want to switch, make a sticky and point to the new board. Because of how files were migrated, the sooner your board swtiches, the better it will be. Attachments lost on 8ch.net are also lost on the beta because they are linked, so the longer your board stays active on 8ch.net, the less migrated content will exist on the new site when the switch is forced for all boards.

>We may be redirecting smaller boards instead of encouraging people to simply point users in one direction. I didn't expect to have copypaste actively working on this so soon. Since he is on board and helping me do stress tests and redirects, it should accelerate the migration.

>The goal is to leverage enough off of the current site that we can safely begin shutting servers down for the switch.

>>31866

>migrate right now

>to the website that doesn't work

k e k

>>31866

Well I just had a look, and board owner has managed to get rid of the Captcha on replies, but it still looks ugly as hell without themes.

Also, that thread that got bumplocked only had like 600 replies I think, I couldn't tell you the exact as there's no "X replies" text anywhere.

>>31868

so is anyone actually posting in the other britfeel?

>>31868

You can set what point autosage, threadlocking, and even thread deletion happens in the board settings, BO just has to change it.

You can also work out the amount of replies by looking at where it says "Omitted" on the front page, then adding 5. Looks like it's currently set to 550. I imagine it will be implemented in the threads at a later date, it was for here and even halfchan if I remember correctly.

>>31869

No, not properly.

>>31870

Oh, I know that, but it's not on the actual thread like it is here. I don't see the point on creating a "new vision" for imageboards or whatever it was supposed to be then it not having everything current ones do. Also it's super hard to get into a thread from the index without specifically clicking on a post number, or hiding a bunch of posts with the "last 350" feature. Why isnt there a "reply" button like there is here? This all feels like completely basic shit that just isnt there.

ive got a bottle stuck on my finger

how do i get it off

>>31871

To be fair it is just the raw imageboard software, like vichan is here, and then you have all the 8chan specific features mostly made by hotwheels on top. For some reason it's because he's a complete newfag Josh decided to take this opportunity to also show of "muh vision" of what an imageboard should look like, and use that as the default theme, causing unnecessary controversy and backlash from anyone who checked it out.

I'm giving it a few months to get it's shit in shape before I write it off, 8chan was in significantly worse shape in September 2014 and it got a lot of features added to it in a relatively short space of time. And that was when it was being developed by a single crippled midget.

>>31873

Use water and soap, I can't remember if it's cold or hot water you're supposed to use though.

>>31873

What? Liquid soap or olive oil maybe.

>>31875

>>31876

Managed to slip it off with some oil.

I was getting worried, it was getting all tingly.

>>31872

Cancer and faggotry affects IRL just as much if not moreso than online, and it makes it much easier for various agencies, organisations and useful idiots to infiltrate and co-opt the whole thing. Take OWS for instance, an grassroots movement completely obliterated by SJWs from the inside. Take a read of http://cryptome.org/2012/07/gent-forum-spies.htm , that's the kind of thing you'll be up against from all angles. On an internet forum you have a chance to spot it and xall it out, in IRL, not so much.

We intentionally kept GG online only, at least for as long as we could, because we had far more control and say in everything that went on, and there was less chance of journalists taking everything out of context and ridiculing or framing us. And those things are much more important when egos, identities, and associations are involved.

The last thing you want is a handful of morons like Kikemarez and other betalords holding a protest a la Chanology, and then the media snapping a picture and plastering "Alt-Right: Laughable Sight" on top. And then you'll get that same group of embarrassing looking figures calling you out for caring about "muh pr" while you're simply trying to prevent them from mindlessly ruining fucking everything.

>checking out some of the board features on beta 8chan

>there's an r9k mode

>rather than simply disallowing duplicate posts for the board, it doesn't allow you to post something that has been posted anywhere on ANY board

What a ridiculous feature.

>>31879

wait, that's simply one mode, and there are seperate options for no duplicates for the board, my bad

What is the new site?

>>31881

https://beta.8ch.net for now, after the major issues have been sorted out it will swap over to the current URL and replace this version of 8chan entirely.

>>31882

I hope you're memeing anon, the guy's a fucking retard.

I will admit lads, so far the mod panel looks more functional on the new site.

>>31886

we so rarely have to use our mod powers anyways, but I suppose that's useful.

>>31885

He might be eccentric but he's very intelligent, charismatic, and capable. He's the hero the Alt. Right needs, but not the one it deserves right now. While you were shitposting on imageboards or fighting for ethics in games journalism, he was revolutionizing chess in ways unimaginable to the plebeian mind.

MILITARY DOCUMENTS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Pj9bJGgIQA

>>31888

Kek, I remember when I first saw this. I thought he maybe was some savant type and made some massively complex system, but it's literally just chess with custom deployment, and all delivered in his larping costume.

>>31887

yeah, it won't impact us much but I imagine it'll be a huge difference to the big boards. God knows how they deal with thousands of daily users with the panel as it is currently

>>31893

oh what the fuck.

there's plenty of African stories they can use

>>31893

What's your problem with this? There is literally nothing wrong with having knights from Arthurian legends played by black actors, it's just fiction. Fucking racists I swear.

Just kidding, glad that faggot got banned.

Some absolute cretin put their recycling waste in my recycling bin.

>>31878

Thanks for the link, I'll give it a good read. I've already flicked through a few. In my opinion you can never really stop that kind of thing but you can take some concrete actions against it. Being extremely exclusionary, semi-secretive and decentralized helps. I was thinking more along these sorts of lines-

http://www.henrydampier.com/2014/01/drafting-plans-for-the-thomas-carlyle-club-for-young-reactionaries/

https://nickbsteves.wordpress.com/the-reactionary-oath/

>The last thing you want is a handful of morons like Kikemarez and other betalords holding a protest a la Chanology, and then the media snapping a picture and plastering "Alt-Right: Laughable Sight" on top.

When I say organization I don't mean one that takes part in elections or protests of any kind. I mean something that works locally. The last thing I want to create is a group like National Action.

>>31893

They did the same thing with the old Merlin show.

>>31901

>>31896

>>31893

Is this real or is this just satire?

>>31903

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcvJSLlZ7RM

>>31900

I'm sure we can all work together and knock up some new stuff once we know the sizes, I've still got the files for the K-On banner so that's one thing potentially sorted if you need that in a higher resolution.

>>31903

I think the Julius Caesar one is a play, and they don't give a shit about being accurate looks-wise, it's all about acting, like the Hermione thing that happened.

Honestly that doesn't bother me too much as they'll do it for every race, not just white. Films/tv though it is pretty blatant.

>>31904

Kek. Good job.

>>31906

The board banners appear to be ok, it's the spoiler image and deleted file etc that need redoing.

>>31907

Actually that's a good idea.

>>31776

I wish a girl would look at me that way.

>>31912

You mean terrified?

>>31907

I can attempt, I was just editing the default one, I'm not that great at it

>>31913

yes

>>31915

well that's easy

>>31915

the one time where 'just be yourself' would actually work for me

>>31916

How do you suggest I go about it?

Wew lads, Sargon is doing something worthwhile for a change.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NY3IlrVTACo

>>31923

>Is it bad that even though Sargon was vomiting progressive rhetoric (despite it being satirical), some small part of me was in silent agreement, simply because Sargon was speaking it?

>Jesus fuck. I'm an Akkadian drone after all.

this guy's fanbase is the embodiment of reddit 

>>31883

the ui and design are terrible what the fug

>>31868

>>31870

Small update on that feature:

https://twitter.com/8ntech/status/684102613831307264

>Are you going to add post/image/page numbers and threads sorts in the catalog? Give a reason pls. The catalog is useless without em.

>I've added some details but I can't count files on children without an additional query. Has to wait. https://beta.8ch.net/next/catalog/

I feel like I need to go outside, I've been inside for months.

Where do I go? What do I do? What do normalfags do?

>>31927

Go for a walk in the countryside if you live near some.

>>31927

Do it, just walk around the local area for a bit then head back, that's all I ever do outside. Normalfags sometimes go jogging or ride their bike, but walking is fine too.

>>31898

What is the backstory?

>>31931

He's actually immortal, and was some desert nigger soldier, went out into the desert and found the holy grail, gaining magic and immortality, eventually making his way to arthurs court.

I mean, it's still stupid, but at least they tried to explain it. lancelot is just a black dude in camelot.

I don't care what that anon said 1-2 months ago, I'm not letting those words get to me anymore.

I'm going to buy that alarm clock I wanted.

>>31933

Are you still having trouble getting up?

>>31934

Kinda.

I could get up much easier when my Dad was off work for Christmas, since he would turn my lights on for me.

>>31933

I've been thinking about getting one too, it's so much easier for me to get up on mornings when the sun is shining. It's been so dark and gloomy most mornings for the past few months and it makes me just want to hide in bed and disappear, or sleep right through to the afternoon.

>>31933

serious question; why not use a computer alarm?

>>31933

w-what did anon say?

>>31937

A what?

>>31938

Nothing much, it was just a joke.

I think he just told me to get out of bed when I wake up.

>>31937

>>31938

Not him, but I believe he was talking about those alarm clocks that simulate the sunrise, to help keep your circadian rhythm in check among other benefits. One anon told him something along the lines of it being unnecessary, which I guess is true as most people seem to wake up fine without novelty alarm clocks, but then again we aren't most people.

Trump is doing good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mq5hrUDoYo

>>31941

He just mentioned the number 6 million again. That's the second time I've seen him do that.

>>31940

> I believe he was talking about those alarm clocks that simulate the sunrise, to help keep your circadian rhythm in check among other benefits.

Oh neat, I used to have one of these a few years ago. It broke after half a year of use, but it functioned great as an alarm clock! A really nice way to wake up.

>walk downstairs to get a snack

>feel really spooked for some reason

>start hearing screaming in my head

>it stops when I get back to my room

well that was awful. on the bright side I just finished Brave New World, but now I can't start on Dostoevsky because I decided I didn't want to start with the brother karamazov

>>31944

kek

>>31936

>>31933

If you're looking for a powerful one trying looking into the ones that deaf people use, I've never been able to wake up to just sounds, but the one I've got now flashes lights and shakes my bed, it's really helpful.

>>31945

has that ever happened before?

>asylum seekers and "refugees" not coming from Morocco

>not even a Wartorn country

>more and more places in Africa/the middle east are flooding over

We're in serious trouble lads. The wider world is seeing what pushovers Europe are. It will NOT die down on its own. On the plus side:

>Sweden and Denmark both reinstated border controls yesterday

Schengen is dying, people are panicking. The fire rises

Just ordered my alarm clock, it should be here tomorrow.

>>31948

*now coming from Morocco

>>31948

Sweden did?

That's impressive, maybe they're finally learning.

>>31951

It's too late for Sweden.

>>31952

>>31951

>>31948

https://archive.is/ESpqP

That doesn't seem to be the case unfortunately.

>>31948

This is how they behave in Germany. They've been there less than 6 months.

https://archive.is/bJhmu

Literally millions more on the way this year. Europe will burn.

>>31947

someotimes. it's not so much an auditory hallucination as an involuntary thought of subvocalised screaming.

>>31954

>The police chief may yet have serious questions to answer on the attacks, which follow a year of record breaking migration, after it emerged that just ten officers were dispatched to the station after the report of a gang sex assault in the early hours of the morning, and unverified accusations started to circulate on-line of officers even ridiculing a victim for not having been vigilant enough to avoid being attacked. Breitbart London has approached Cologne police for comment.

If we just gassed all migrants AND police Europe would be a much better place

>>31956

The Police might wise up yet, especially when they get attacked and killed by the hordes of scum they've let in. Not that it will matter by then.

>>31956

80 sex attacks in one station in one night, and the police do nothing. If the police are content to stand in the middle and act like neutral social workers then they shouldn't be surprised when they are the first to be thrown to the wolves when things get a whole lot worse.

Kek. Was just reading the same story on the BBC. They're reporting that a volunteer policewoman was molested too.

https://archive.is/IbH61

Also look at what the put in the last two lines of the article.

>>31958

>Cologne's mayor, Henriette Reker, was stabbed in the neck in October, while campaigning a day before the mayoral elections. The suspected attacker, a German national, was angry about Germany's immigration policy, officials said.

White people are evil too, goy! Look at that evil white male trying to defend himself by lashing out at an upright civil servant!

>I'm a good child

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tt_901EAFJ4

>>31960

>I'm a good child

>I'm sorry I stole money from you and your kids

>I didn't really take the money

Shes been sacked for sure. She'll probably never work again now with her face all over YouTube. How can someone be so stupid? She has a job, she doesn't need to steal. Stupid bitch. I bet that woman wasn't her first victim either.

>>31961

Don't look at the youtube comments. Some of them are infuriating.

>>31960

>there are fucking tumblristas in the comments going on about how it's okay because she just needed mo money for dem programs

Fucking hell, I guarantee if the thief was male they'd have zero sympathy.

>>31962

Too late.

>I don't support what she did, but saying "she's grown"?! At 19?! That's the problem nowadays. We think they're grown at 19 and leave them to their own devices. No, she's not grown. How much dumb shit did you all do at a "grown ass" 19 years old? Again, she deserves justice bit I'm against statement that she's "grown" at 19!

If you haven't learnt how to obey the laws and live in civilised society by the time your 19 you should be put into a re-education camp and your parents should be gassed.

Think I'm going to order some books today lads.

>>31965

Anything in mind?

>>31966

Ended up getting a book on greek mythology, lolita and a collection of Dostoyevsky's shorter stories.

>>31967

Are you the guy who read Metro 2033? I started reading it today. Just done chapter one.

>>31968

I am indeed that guy, let me know how you get on with it.

>>31968

>>31969

Дада Бурбон!

>>31970

topkek. I really want to learn a second language but I'm taking a lot onto my plate at the moment, might try and do it later this year. Would be really cool to learn a language with it's own alphabet rather than a latin one.

>>31969

Will do. We /Britfeelbookclub/ now.

>>31970

Dada Bourbon? What?

>>31972

it's a reference to the book

>>31972

It means Uncle Bourbon, he's a character in the book / game.

>>31971

Russian is a cheeky way of learning a 'new' alphabet. It's half Latin half Greek. Once you learn Crylic you can partially read Greek as well. Plus Bulgarian, Serbian, Ukrainian and Mongolian all use Crylic as their alphabet so you can read their languages too.

>>31974

>>31973

Oh, its been ages since I played the game, reading the book is almost new to me.

>hot bath

>fill bowl with cold water

>dab and pour cold water on face while submerged in hot water

try it lads, feels good.

>>31974

That's pretty neat. In terms of Greek I'd likely only bother with Ancient though.

>>31975

That's good, you'll enjoy it more then. There's also characters that are totally new to you if you've played the games, and much of the characters you do know are more interesting in the book.

>>31976

Been having cold(er) showers and baths lately, gradually getting colder. Controlled breathing helps.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4nYFC7m_Ak

>>31977

Is that Varg's wife? I think I'm going to try that. She says in the comments also that taking cold showers or baths increases testosterone and fertility.

>>31978

Yes.

Tried to do some studying but was totally unable to take anything in today. I hate when that happens. Nothing more frustrating than attempting to revise studies you previously understood and being utterly incapable of comprehending them. I'll try again tomorrow.

>>31980

iktf, I'm meant to be writing my dissertation (although I go to a shit uni so they don't call it that) I just can't focus on it, I've barely done 1000 words out of 10k

>>31981

What's your dissertation on?

>>31982

forensic entomology, I did an experiment and now I have to write it up.

>>31983

Is your degree forensics or is it a more wide ranging course?

>>31984

yeah, it's nice but I'm shit at it. At uni in general really.

>>31985

yeah to the first bit (it's a forensic course), I can't even read well enough to answer questions, no wonder I'm failing.

>>31985

>>31986

if it makes you feel better you probably wouldn't have gotten a job at the end of it anyways

>>31987

nah, I know that much, it's a stupidly hard field to get into, and they all want you to do normal science degrees, forensic one's are useless.

I do need to pass though, my parents will kill me if I don't, they're already pissed at me for having to retake some stuff.

>>31988

crack on then anon. Not to mention I'm sure passing it will open up a world of postgraduate study for you too. What year are you on?

heartbreaking lads to be sincere

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gNQf2MJBFo

regarding the recent immigrant mass-rape in Germany, Merkel has said

>The chancellor said everything must be done "to find the perpetrators as quickly and comprehensively as possible and punish them, regardless of their origin or background".

She's effectively saying "they'll be punished even though they're nonwhite immigrants"

>>31992

>people applaud Obama for making an "executive order" and overruling Congress

>If Trump tries anything remotely similar the lefties will cry about him being a "tyrant"

>>31993

also

>A policeman told the city's Express news website that he had detained eight suspects. "They were all asylum seekers, carrying copies of their residence certificates," he said.

>However, there was no official confirmation that asylum seekers had been involved in the violence.

A police officer literally said they're immigrants yet the BBC has to try and act like they're not

>>31994

Probably true but they won't be able to do anything about it. They'll just double down on gun control in their own states. I think State governors can make their own executive orders too so Democrat states will become stricter and Republican ones will stay the same or liberalise even further.

Nothing will really change, it will just further polarize America. The people who believe in owning guns are probably out right know buying shitloads. It happens every time there's any talk of gun control.

>>31995

> Commentators in Germany were quick to urge people not to jump to conclusions

The media truly are the enemy. In Sweden they pixelated and then lighten the skin colour of migrant rapists so people think they're white. But not telling the truth they put women in even more danger.

>>31989

retaking my last, and I have no desire to do a post-grad, I'm barely managing this

>>31991

how many times has he teared up now?

it's so obviously forced

>>32000

I absolutely love reading, and once I start I enjoy it so much, but I just think "I just cant be bothered" or whatever and never start.

I try and read on the bus to work, but I like headphones in so I dont hear the spergs, and I've only got one darkwave band that does instrumental stuff on my mp3 player, so I need some more no-voice music on there.

I should download something from OCRemix actually.

>>32000

>I'm going to make efforts to read more regularly now too. When I do it, I enjoy it, and feel that it benefits me greatly - I just don't do it often enough.

Same. I'm trying to draw up a schedule for my day which includes 2 hours of study and at least an hour of reading for pleasure. Im trying to structure and organise my day more effectively, at least while I'm Neet.

Thank you for the link. I shall add it to my list. Tell us more when you're done reading it.

My mum just told me she has cancer lads.

>>32002

Let me know how your schedule goes, I've been NEET for years and I've never been able to stick to one for more than a day.

>>32004

So you should be aiming for two days now.

>>32003

sorry to hear it anon ;_;, is it treatable?

>>32003

That's bad news, I'm sorry to hear that m8. What kind of Cancer, can I ask?

>>32006

Doc gave her four months to a year, though that time period may change next week when she gets some tests done.

>>32007

uterine

>>32008

Shit man, do you live with her? Is your situation going to be fucked up when she goes?

>>32009

I'm sorry anon, I know there's not much we can do, but if you need to talk we're here

>>32010

I do live with her but I can move in with my dad afterwards. He's autistic and I'm not too close with him but he's a functioning adult and I'll be closer to town for college. I'm more just concerned about losing the one human being I've ever genuinely loved, and how I'm supposed to make her actually feel good about herself while she's around. I'm sort of hoping she comes back from the brink and this turns into some marvellous trial that we both make it out of and live the rest of our lives as decent people, but it's statistically unlikely.

>>32008

Jesus. I don't know what to say. I hope she get some good news once she has tests. It's important to remember that those timescales doctors give aren't always very accurate. I hope she gets the treatment she needs.

>>32013

Yeah, that's what I told her. The problem is she's late stage, and early stage people can expect to live for like five years. So it's apparently more a matter of when rather than if. I'm not sure if I'm in denial or not. I honestly don't believe she will survive this, whether it's 5 months or 5 years. I'm not going to tell her that though, I'm going to be the most optimistic fucker ever. Then I'm going to lie to myself until I believe it too.

>>32013

Yeah, that's what I told her. The problem is she's late stage, and early stage people can expect to live for like five years. So it's apparently more a matter of when rather than if. I'm not sure if I'm in denial or not. I honestly don't believe she will survive this, whether it's 5 months or 5 years. I'm not going to tell her that though, I'm going to be the most optimistic fucker ever. Then I'm going to lie to myself until I believe it too.

fuck you 8chan with your shitty flood detection meme fucks

>>32015

positive thinking can help a lot, the placebo effect is basically magic to our understanding, so it may not feel like you're doing much but just staying positive can make a massive difference.

>>32014

Definitely don't tell her that but don't be too optimistic to the point of…. what's the word I'm looking for? Damn it. You know what I mean. I think if you really talk about it with your Mum it will be more liberating, if you know what I mean. It's good to worry but you can't let bullshit get in the way of your mums life.

Shit, I'm sorry, I wish I was more articulate. Talk with those Macmillan people, they're good in this situation and I think they'll even come to your house.

>>32017

I'll maybe have a little read through their website later or something then, cheers. I've already had a chat to her obviously. I think I did well. Seemed concerned and validated that it was a big deal while remaining optimistic. I made her smile so that's something.

>>32018

Good job m8. Macmillan were there for my Grandma when she had cancer. Keep us posted.

This is awful lads. I don't know what to do. I keep feeling like something should be happening but nothing is. She's on the phone and after that she'll probably just go to bed. I'm just sort of sitting here.

>>32021

Just make sure to do whatever she needs. There's really nothing you can do right now except talk and do stuff. Maybe give her a big hug before she goes to bed or something. So she knows she's not on her own.

>>32022

Yeah, will do. >>32022

Just discovering this Vaporwave stuff, I love the music, it's a combination of everything I love. The comments seem to be full of memeing hipster faggots though. Is it a /mu/ thing?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcsYSJwewWk

>>32024

/mu/ is memeing hipster faggots the board, so yes.

>>32024

also to add to that, I also unironically enjoy floral shoppe. It's just other songs slowed down with stutters and such added in, but I don't know. There's something mystifying about it. I'm not very into music but I love to just have it playing in the background.

>>32024

I wouldnt mind it if it wasnt the jarring repeats at crazy pitch shifts, but all the other stuff going on is very nice, but I cant deal with the same 2 trumpet notes over and over again for 30 seconds.

>>32027

Elitism is both the best and worst part about the internet. It's hilarious in certain places, like the tech and gaming world, but for stuff like art and music it's fucking degenerate.

>>32017

Some of the MacMillan people I met were complete aspies who thought encouraging the patient to take tours of hospices would be good for the them.

>>32024

It's a meme genre for hipsters, so I have no doubt that /mu/ loves it, ironically or not.

It's mostly just decent 80s tracks played back at the wrong speed, renamed and mis-credited to some talentless cunt, I have no idea how that is even considered a genre let alone liked and/or respected.

>>32030

Well I can only speak from experience. My experience was pretty good. In this situation is good to seek help where you can get it. It will be quickly apparent if they're not of much use and nothing of value will be lost by not using them since they're free.

>>32030

Jesus Christ. I'll be sure to talk to them myself and not directly invite them to speak to my mother, unless she actively seeks them out.

>>32034

If you don't know what to say, just hold them. I've always been quite good at comforting my mother, though never with anyone else. I don't know how I'm going to cope with knowing my words can't heal her though. I'm just going to encourage a good diet and exercise regimen, and spend as much time with her as I can without suffocating her.

>>32029

I love elitism personally, I respect someone much more if they know exactly what they like and what they hate, and they aren't afraid to voice their opinion or call someone out when someone with opposite or alternate tastes appears.

Holier-than-thou types who are too pussy to handle a flame war and want everyone to respect everyone else's shitty opinions are the cancer killing the internet in my opinion :v).

>>32035

I can't even hug my mother properly; I clench my hands in fists.

I don't know if I'm capable of intimacy.

>>32038

better than nothing really. Just put your arms around her and let her do all the hugging. If you're that closed off usually then it would probably mean all the more to her that you're making an effort, even if you're sort of shit at it.

>trying to torrent early 2000's darkwave

>2 seeders.

Kill me now.

>>32038

I know that feel, I can count the number of times my mum has hugged me since puberty on one hand, and I've never gone to hug her myself. The worst part is I hug my dad every time he picks me up to go to his or drops me back home.

Somehow I find it so easy and natural to hug him, but with my mum it's really uncomfortable, awkward, and always seems inappropriate. The last time she hugged me was a year ago, when I was in utter despair and was at the end of a week-long nervous breakdown alone in my room, and because I was sitting down frozen in fear, I didn't hug her back or anything.

I feel terrible, but it just feels wrong to try and hug her. Our "relationship" is quite odd, I've always lived with her but I just don't feel a close bond with her like I do my dad, and I'm not sure if anything can be done to fix that.

>>32042

One problem with that is that we would be cut off from ever getting any new users without shilling. I know we've never really promoted this board, but we still get the odd new poster here and there from people who use 8chan's board list myself being one of them, or that guy who saw this board mentioned on 4/r9k/. If this site and it's userbase falls apart and there's no viable alternative, then it might be necessary, but I doubt that for the moment. Also who are you and how long have you been here?

On that note, what happened to britfeel.co.uk or whatever it was that was made by dolequest guy?

>>32043

I'm not a regular user, but I've been posting here every now and again for probably a year, maybe less. Came here from the 49k britfeel exodus.

>>32042

I think throwing ourselves onto a seperate site would make us look like a bunch of weirdos, theres already a shitty british imageboard that used to shill in halfcans britfeel and no one gave it the time of day because it was some external site from the chans. and it looked like shit and was full of normies

While we're full of normies, I think 8chan gives us the slow growth we need. Plus 8chan isn't that bad, and when they get their shit together, infinity next will probably be okay.

>>32046

Merchant? I'm not sure I know what you're getting at, but I wasn't trying to get any money of this… I doubt it would even be possible to monetize such a small community website.

No, I was just offering cause it would be easy and almost free for me to set up, I'd enjoy having a little something to work on and maintain, and most of all I just want us all to have a proper place where we can complain about dolequesting, wagecucking and tfwnogf.

It doesn't seem as though it would be the best option though (see >>32043) and so far people have disagreed with the idea, so I don't think we will be going through with it anyway.

tldr; ur the fuckin jew m8 suck my dick faget

>>32042

No.

SO I've started watching Log Horizon, as i've heard it described as "like sword art online but not disappointing"

2 episodes in so far, the only thing I cant get over is that both the art style and voices remind me of early 90's anime.

>>32042

Many of our users wouldn't have found us if we were on a separate site. I don't like the idea purely for that reason.

>>32042

It was a nice thought but yeah, as people have said, being a separate website would just isolate an already small userbase.

>>32042

Mod here. You've not made any posts on the board other than the ones in this thread.

>>32049

I watched most of the first season when it aired, enjoyed the first half but I found the second half to be incredibly boring, dropped it at episode 21. I got sick of watching anime in general around that time, so that probably affected my opinion.

>>32052

I'm using my aunt's wifi. Of course that wasn't my first post here… Don't be a mong.

>>32055

I also said that I only post here rarely, so even if I was using my own wifi the IP would have probably refreshed by now so you still wouldn't see any of my past posts. Come on now manggg you never go full retard. Or what if I was using the 3G on my phone? Then even if I posted here every single day you wouldn't find my post history from my IP. Do you have any sort of a clue at all?

>in five guys

>order a bacon cheese dog

>get food.

>no cheese

>go to complain

>foreigner who served me complains he couldn't understand me.

I am fucking mad right now.

>>32055

>>32056

>>32057

m'lady doth protest too much, methinks

>>32059

>>32055

Well sure that's possible. Go ahead and point out some of your older posts then. I know you don't post much but there must be a few you can recall.

>>32047

>>32042

>>32055

post timestamp of white skin right now or you're going to ban town lad

>>32058

sounds fustrating man, did he not fix the order?

Okay, I didn't want to admit it, but here we go.

Remember the shrooms guy? The terrence 'weed lmao' mckenna fan?

Yeah, that's me. I didn't want to admit it because I didn't make a good impression here lol, but yeah I'm that retard.

Satisfied? This isn't my first time here guys. By far…

>>32063

What? Nah fuck that. Do you think I'm a paki? I wasn't aware they weren't allowed here. I'm not one anyway. But nah man I can't be arsed taking a picture with a timestamp so just ban me if you really want to and I'll just come back when my IP resets.

>>32065

Literally who?

>>32067

>>32067

is this your first time here too bruv

I used to come and promote shrooms to help depressed people from here. I used to post a lot of terrence mckenna links.

Somebody who's been here a bit longer will remember me.

>>32068

Were you the guy that just wouldn't shut the fuck up about weed, and people got really annoyed about it? Also, you know mods on here can rangeban right? Best get that timestamp ready Ahmed.

>>32070

eh, that'll do.

>>32068

Yeah I remember this guy to be fair

Story checks out

Found my old post where I talk about my script, it's at >>25691 and it's a different screenshot than the one I just posted.

Well, I'm glad we got that cleared up gentlemen.

>>32065

>>32068

>>32071

I remember all of that:

>>25691

>>25747

>>25761

Pretty glad you're not the site admin honestly.

>>32075

Yeah, I know, I made myself look a fool. I can be quite intelligent and sensible when it comes to it and if I'm not currently spiralling into despair. Whatever, we're not going for my britfeel.org idea anyway so I suggest we move swiftly on from this whole ordeal.

>>32074

You can understand why we were jumpy, a guy who just shows up with zero post history trying to get us to move sight is pretty suspicious sounding. Anyway, glad we got it sorted.

>>32076

No hard feelings mate.

For what it's worth, even though I don't smoke or anything I didn't mind your posts. I like when people come here with something different to say

>>32078

>>32077

Thanks lads. It was fun being the target of a witch hunt/angry mob for a while anyway, but I am glad that I'm getting love from /britfeel/ again instead of hate. I get hate from every other cunt, that's why I come here.

>>32080

I don't care much for weed really, I think that guy was mistaken earlier when he thought I was the one that never shuts up about weed.

But, I promise that I won't go on and on about shrooms, because I admit I did do that quite a bit. That is however until the season starts again in August, and then I'm not making any promises I'm afraid.

>>32081

Share with me your method for growing Shrooms so I can use it to grow regular button mushrooms and chestnut mushrooms. I have a mushroom growing kit for button mushrooms and I followed the instructions on the box but the fuckers arn't doing anything and it's been about a month.

>>32064

They fixed it, but I was just pissed that a foreigner complained about me, a local's accent being a problem for him.

I've also not seen a single white person working there, and I've been there multiple times. Might just stop going honestly.

We're at about 300 replies, shouldn't we refresh the thread now?

>>32083

what type of mushrooms are they? Most are detritivores, so they need loads of nutrients, just soil won't cut it.

>>32083

so you forage psychadelic shrooms? Sounds interesting. How easy are they to find and identify? I wouldn't want to eat the wrong thing.

>>32085

No.

>>32085

no mate, the last couple have been fine at 5/600

>>32090

>Re-coloured bananas

Top jej

http://strawpoll.me/6465660/

vote Trump lads

>>32093

where's that from? I need to know if the bernie sanders votes are ironic or not

Worth going in the shower of I'm going in tomorrow morning?

I haven't been in today.

>>32095

nah, if you're definitely going to make it in tomorrow there's no point.

>>32095

If you're asking if you should have a shower tonight because you haven't had one today, but plan on having one in the morning anyway, I'd say wait until the morning. Unless you have fresh bedsheets or something I guess.

I normally shower every other day anyway, I've never done it two days on the trot. Not worth it.

BASED STORMZY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3xUloTrYA0

>>32098

Get the fuck out of here with that shit.

How's everyone doing? One of my books should arrive tomorrow. I should get paid too. Listening to floral shoppe.

>>32098

I'm not even sure London counts as part of Britain any more

>>32098

Fuck off back to cuckchan

>>32100

Which book? I used to order physical copies and I much prefer them, but the costs really started adding up, so now I just download pdfs and send them to my Kindle.

>>32100

Just finished reading Hell House

Not sure what to read next.

What books have you ordered?

>>32102

That cost about £1 - 5 these days.

>>32103

>that

Meant they. Fucking autocorrect. I hate posting from phones.

I can't wait until I can use my own PC again.

>>32102

it's a collection of dostoyevsky's short stories, the main reason I got it was for notes from underground though.

>>32103

see above

>>32106

It's quite late, wannabe-normies are probably asleep.

>>32107

I was attempting, but I just can't sleep

>>32107

>>32108

I think I might attempt soon, very bored. What are you lads up to?

>>32109

Listening to music and browsing /r9k/.

Pretty funny thread about an autistic guy trying to fuck a potato-tier woman from okcupid.

>>31949

Let's have a look

I feel sorry for Assad lol lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=coXejz5V5Aw

>>32112

TO BE FRANK

>>32109

watching jackass and playing fm

>>32109

browsing kiwifarms

>>32112

>muh barrel bombs

they've been harassing with that for years

I love Assad.

>spent 10 quid on lasts nights lottery

>figured I'd play one big one then not again for ages

>no one won the jackpot

>just learned that this Saturday it can't roll over anymore so money will be distributed down the line even if no one wins the jackpot

Fucksake lads

My alarm clock arrived.

Tried it last night. It works very well.

>>32118

Nice, what one did you get? Do you think you will build up a tolerance to it, or do you think your bodyclock will adjust?

>>32119

Philips HF3500

I'm guessing I'll adjust. During the summer, I always used to leave my blinds open a bit because the light would wake me up at sunrise. It's just so shit waking up in the dark.

Seems like next has CSS options now, and there are already a couple of presets; next-yotsuba (nsfw board colours), next-dark (black and red), next-tomorrow (black and blue), and kappa-burichan (closer to current 8chan's default).

>>32121

Thats actually probably enough for me to consider moving over.

I mean, there are still things missing, but it pretty much looks the same now and Im somewhat okay with that.

>>32120

if it keeps working let us know mate, I might be tempted by one.

>>32120

if it keeps working let us know mate, I might be tempted by one.

>>32125

Holy shit.

I hate the shitter doing the 8chan migration. The thing is simply not finished, yet he's openly admitted that the complete move-over would have happened ages ago were it up to him. He doesn't seem to care.

most recent post:

>I'm now slowly adding boards over to Next to see how far we can push the one server we have. We need about 100 requests per second on one box before we can say that Next is ready to deploy on all resources and replace 8chan. Right now, we are behind that mark by quite a bit.

>I'm not going to mince words anymore. If this doesn't work very soon, there may not be time left to fix it.

What the fuck does he mean "there may not be time"? These stupid fucking deadlines are self-imposed.