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/britfeel/ - Europe edition
Be nice, we have a guest.
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No.20915
>>20905
Didn't go to McDonalds
Went to Morrison's and got a frozen pizza.
Life is tough.
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No.20916
>>20913
I'd consider this ridiculous /pol/ memery, but the signs are literally all there. The Chinese stock market is crashing which will fuck up the rest of the world
JUST FUCK GOYS SHIT UP
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No.20917
>>20916
>The Chinese stock market is crashing which will fuck up the rest of the world
Where did you get that from?
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No.20918
Anyone know any ways to see if my Dad is actually sneaking round my room whilst I'm out without setting up any kind of camera?
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No.20919
Almost 4 days without porn.
Tonight I'm going to take a leap, going to go without wanking tonight.
Not because of nofap shit, I just want to have an Amazing 5ml cumshot in the morning.
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No.20920
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No.20921
>>20918
Put a bit of sellotape between your door and the frame when you leave, and make sure there's no chance it will come off on it's own. If it's broken or detached when you return, you'll know the door has been opened at some point. A single strand of hair wetted with your tongue can also work, but I don't think it's as reliable.
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No.20922
>>20920
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yp8Y61rH2To
China's stock market, and just about all of China, is irrelevant.
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No.20923
>>20921
The thing is, he often makes excuses for opening the doors like
>I thought the window was open
>I thought the cat was inside
>just wanted to use your plug
I know it's all bullshit, because he was questioning me over a piece of paper that was folded into a 2cm square and among other pieces of paper.
I just wish I knew what he was looking for.
I want some solid evidence before I confront him though.
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No.20924
>>20922
Irrelevant how, exactly? tl;dr the video if you can, I can't watch it right now.
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No.20925
>>20923
>solid evidence
The only way you are going to be able to do that is by having video footage I'm afraid.
Do you have an old webcam or something that you can leave running inconspicuously? If you do, make sure to cover up any LED's or LCD screens.
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No.20926
>>20922
>China is irrelevant.
but that's plainly false.
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No.20927
>>20924
the video just explains the reasons for the crash, it says nothing at all about it's impact on the rest of the world's economies
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No.20928
>>20924
The Chinese stock market crash doesn't mean much when it comes to Chinese economy, it has always been manipulated by the CCP. "It effects a lot of (Chinese) individuals (that are invested in the market) but not the fundamentals of China's economy." All this means is that Chinese exports will be cheaper for us since they devalued the Yuan, but only by 5%, which isn't much at all. This doesn't effect us at all. China is freaking out because it will increase unemployment and lower wages which will lead to even more worker strikes, which they've been having a lot of. Some workers haven't been paid for 8 months.
China's economy is getting fucked but the stock market crash isn't a huge part of that. It's because their country is run by clueless commies.
>>20926
"Just about all of China"
>>20927
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkKdjrCQaMY
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No.20929
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No.20930
>>20925
Nope. I have a microphone though which could record sound.
He's fat so he would be huffing and puffing away.
Might buy one of those hidden nanny cams to find out what he's up to. He's been behaving so strange recently.
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No.20931
>>20929
>If he had shot over the top of his head it would have startled him and he would have stopped
He's already lost 1 sheep because of you.
Why the fuck do people get dogs like Huskies when they are too irresponsible to train them properly?
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No.20932
>>20929
I love dogs and it's terrible to see one killed, but frankly it is the stupid cunting owners fault and I can't blame the farmer for protecting his livestock, especially at the dog had already killed one before.
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No.20933
>>20907
Is this related to /pol/'s September prediction? I haven't prepared for it at all.
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No.20934
My crisps have gone all soft.
This is shit.
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No.20935
>>20933
>tfw you get a double post 3 hours later
What the fuck is this shit. I thought it was odd when it happened to >>20909 earlier.
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No.20936
Anyone here?
I feel so alone.
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No.20937
>>20936
Yes.
I feel so alone too.
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No.20938
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No.20939
>>20937
Now that we're alone, lets exchange secrets.
You first.
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No.20940
>>20936
I'm here.
FUCKING POST ERRORS
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No.20941
>tfw your cock smells to bad to masturbate properly so you have to spray it with some febreze
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No.20942
>>20941
I once didn't wash for several weeks, and there was this strange, sweaty, black stuff under my balls.
It was without a doubt, the worst smelling thing I have ever smelt in my life. Foul doesn't even begin to describe it.
It was one of the main reasons I decided to start washing a little more regularly this year.
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No.20943
I feel awful if I go more than a few days without washing, keeping clean can actually help your mood.
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No.20944
>making a fake okcupid account
>all these personal questions asking you to describe yourself
fug
The scariest thing is seeing all these people that live in my area.
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No.20945
>>20944
Update:
There are girls with 'slut' and 'sexy' in their names.
There is a 20 year old girl with her fucking kid in the picture.
There is a girl I went to Primary School with.
Jesus Christ there are so many fucking egocentric degenerate whores.
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No.20946
>>20944
From what I've learned from normies. Don't use OkCupid, it makes you look desperate and lonely.
Use tinder.
Or grindr if you like cocks.
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No.20947
>>20945
>>20944
This picture will help you a lot.
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No.20948
>>20943
Same here. There's nothing that makes me want to avoid people or going outside more than being covered in several layers of sweat, and my hair being so greasy that it makes my hands slimy if I touch it.
I really should have gotten over my phobia of showering a lot sooner. Maybe then I wouldn't be so far into this mess.
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No.20949
>>20948
>>20942
I used to shower once a week up until I was 17.
I don't know how I coped with that. Especially since I was at the absolute greasiest at that age.
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No.20950
>>20949
>until I was 17
I wish I was as smart as you. I didn't start showering more often until this year at 23, and even now I'm struggling to keep up with it. After so many years it just feels normal to be slightly greasy. Like, I've just now noticed during this conversation that I haven't showered since Friday, I don't really feel dirty at all, besides my forehead and nose which feel a little gross.
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No.20951
>>20950
I wish I could smell you right now.
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No.20952
>>20951
As far as I'm aware, I don't smell that bad right now.
The times when I wouldn't wash for a month, and would stay in the same pyjamas without changing, and be in my bed nearly 24/7 without changing the covers would give off quite a stench. I had to throw all those clothes and covers away eventually, because even after my mum washed them multiple times they continued to reek, and they had gone all yellow.
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No.20953
>>20946
I'm not using it seriously, I've used Dylann Roof as a profile picture.
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No.20954
>>20946
>Don't use OkCupid, it makes you look desperate and lonely
Is this not what it means to "jus b urself"?
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No.20955
On okcupid one strange thing is seeing all these female usernames, never seen them before.
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No.20956
Fargo is a really comfy film.
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No.20957
>>20954
Not really.
It's just the modern equivalent to those dating tapes that lonely people used to use.
You'll have better luck on some hookup app since it looks like you're only in it for the banter and people decide if they are attracted to you before you even speak, so that will probably be a little confidence boost.
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No.20958
Snakes getting more paranoid I think lads, at what point do we phone the NHS and get him sectioned?
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No.20959
>>20958
The other day he was saying how one of the viewers who lives locally actually went to meet snakes dad in the pub and told him he was concerned about his drinking and stuff
Didn't go down too well
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No.20960
>>20959
Jesus Christ, how did they know it was Sams Dad?
That's mad.
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No.20961
Women are so fucking stupid.
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No.20962
>>20957
It was a joke. I'm not the anon who made the fake account anyway, and I'm certainly not looking to start shilling myself online for sum fuk.
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No.20963
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No.20965
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