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>"What are you doing for Thanksgiving?"
<"Nothing."
>"Nothing at all?"
<"Nothing related to the holiday. Certainly not giving thanks for anything."
>"You should really spend it with your family, aren't you thankful for them?"
<"I moved a thousand miles from any known member of my family specifically to avoid them and their perpetual state of dysfunction."
>"Well, any friends?"
<"Not anymore. I developed needs and stopped paying for stuff, and they left."
>"Surely there's something you can be thankful for! You're alive, after all!"
<"Alive, stuck in a city that's slowly imploding, stuck in a state that's done nothing but make me miserable, stuck in a job that promises more and more misery the longer I work it, stuck thousands of dollars in debt for a college degree I never was able to finish and was never going to help me get into my once dream-career that's rapidly becoming a joke in and of itself, stuck in a country that's slowly coming apart at the seams, stuck in a conversation with a person who honestly can't believe I wouldn't be thankful for something in my life. But lucky me, I'm alive, oh frabjous day."
>"You're way too negative."
<"Then stop talking to me, I hear negativity is contagious."
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▶ No.441>>442 >>443 >>444 >>571
It would get violent if I showed up for Thanksgiving with family. I'm vegan and don't like seeing what they eat. I'd rather have a vegan dinner with my boyfriend.
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▶ No.442>>464
>>441
Why? You arne't trying for force your unhealthy personal life choices on others are you?
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▶ No.443>>464
>>441
OP here just mentioning that no one would mind your choices in dietary limitation if you didn't constantly use them to pretend it made you a better person
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▶ No.444>>464
>>441
>vegan homo
Why did this gay board win the Attention-Hungry Games again?
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▶ No.452
I don't have anything to be thankful for other than my cat, but I'll still go over my cousins' house to eat shitty processed food as a show of conformity. They're the only family I have that I care for and holidays are the only times when I see them.
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▶ No.463>>467
Did you actually have this conversation? Or is it some scenario that you made up in your head.
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▶ No.464>>466
>>442
>>443
>>444
Diet is a part of it but violence is the main reason I'm not going. There's several people that I can't be anywhere near. It would get bloody.
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▶ No.466>>485
>>464
yes I'm sure everyone is terrified of being bloodied by the, ahem, gay vegan
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▶ No.467>>525
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▶ No.485>>486
>>466
I'm not the one that's going to start violence, they are.
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▶ No.486
>>485
Well, assuming you're not making a mountain out of a molehill here, I'll grant you that that is a fantastic reason to avoid the gathering in question.
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▶ No.509>>513
>>435 (OP)
>"You know what else is contagious?"
<"No. What's that?"
>"Smallpox. You been vaxxed?"
<"Uh.. no? I can't afford to go to the doctor. Plus I really don't think I'll get smallpox in fucking 2018."
>"You know those Native Americans didn't think they'd get smallpox either after the pilgrims landed. I bet they weren't very thankful for that."
<"That's unfortunate I guess but I… is that a needle?"
>"This is the gift of life, my friend. You're about to be real thankful for me saving you from disease."
>Coworker swiftly thrusts the needle forward, piercing OP's arm
<"DUDE WHAT THE FUCK?"
>Coworker pushes down on the needle's plunger, filling OP with vaccine
<"Man, get this shit out of… me…"
>The medical fluid starts flowing through OP's veins
>OP's eyes dilate and his heart races as his brain is slowly overtaken by irreversible autism
>"There. Now your whole family can be thankful that you'll never get sick."
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▶ No.513
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▶ No.520
>he fell for the college meme
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▶ No.525
>>467
You both sound like some bitches but your coworker is bigger bitch.
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▶ No.531>>532
This Thanksgiving, I disowned my family and whore sister the literal day before and now I have to deal with everything alone.
>tfw I have to buy phone
>tfw I have to work
>tfw no gf
>tfw not a single friend
How do you not go on a rampage?
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▶ No.532>>533
>>531
>How do you not go on a rampage?
Best-case (best? worst? whatever) scenario is you kill a bunch of people who may or may not even really be related to your predicament, make victims/martyrs out of them as the political machine/news media uses your actions to wave the bloody shirt and beat the gun control drum or whatever, and ultimately no one really cares why you did it anyway.
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▶ No.533>>534
>>532
Pretty much. They use my corpse to restrict more people and label me as a crazy person rather than listening to my bullet-laden screams for help. Still helps to think about it somehow.
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▶ No.534
>>533
>my bullet-laden screams for help
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▶ No.560>>561
>>435 (OP)
I spent thanksgiving working twelve hours overtime with time and a half for working a holiday at a job where I more or less sit on my ass driving a truck.
Yeah I know it's nothing more than colorful confetti, but I can trade the green funny money for funz.
Once I came home though, my black and white cat "skittums" met me at the door, and than I played eso and got drunk on whiskey.
>mfw
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▶ No.561
>>560
Wish I still had a cat.
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▶ No.571
>>441
>I'm vegan
>Still believing the vegan meme in 2018
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