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File: 0944d2bf09dd2f0⋯.jpg (62.61 KB,640x448,10:7,tumblr_ogyu5aX7yU1vl7qs8o1….jpg)

 No.232187 [View All]

Be it having a wank, drinking some goon or making cryptic boong posts to wagies, we should all take great care to keep that NEET Mindset alive within us.

OLD: >>231436

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 No.232904

>>232899

>>232901

Actually, I'm upgrading that to 1.4/3 because clearly you like a good wank

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 No.232905

>>232897

aye aye capetan

>>232896

the janitor of an apparement block in town usually needs to mow the grass in front of the neighborhood.

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 No.232906

File: 2f8fbcb3bf6aede⋯.jpg (76.68 KB,940x627,940:627,2f8fbcb3bf6aede7c41fa41111….jpg)

>>232890

what do you think of this man

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 No.232907

>>232891

You can't be a little bit pregnant, once is enough.

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 No.232908

>>232902

Mate, one of them isn't even a boong.

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 No.232909

>>232903

They put on an act, they need to get in touch with their native cultures.

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 No.232910

>>232908

He's a boong in a different place.

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 No.232911

>>232908

CRAZY PILOT BOONG IS SO A BOONG !

I WILL HEAR NO MORE OF YOUR VILE SLANDERING OF THIS BRAVE AND HEROIS BOONG MAN !

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 No.232912

>>232903

I know you aussies don't like foreigners

There is a tv show about your border patrol at airports and how you are kicking out butthurt asians

a few years ago there was a fat guy who tried to smuggle testosterone into aussieland. You surely keep good care of your borders…

>>232902

a boong is an aboriginy?

are they violent like their african brothers?

or rapists like their indian brothers?

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 No.232913

File: 0a5c6647fd330dd⋯.png (4.23 MB,1600x2000,4:5,goon.png)

>>232899

Goon is goonbags, a big bag of wine that is the only cheap form of Alcohol in Australia

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 No.232914

File: a53dd6d88980f03⋯.png (545.85 KB,624x411,208:137,ClipboardImage.png)

>>232911

NOT A BOONG

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 No.232915

>>232906

he looks frustrated and well fed

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 No.232916

File: c1a49e0f48a86ad⋯.png (1.51 MB,2100x6000,7:20,nk.PNG)

>>232912

Boongs are mostly sedated creatures, thanks to Goon and Weed

They're a bit of a meme here since we find humour in their appearance

And Boongs usually only rape their own families, unless that boong is NK

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 No.232917

File: 9c8822f507ada35⋯.jpg (195.49 KB,394x500,197:250,4604911479_f871afd597[1].jpg)

>>232914

HE MAY HAVE THE BODY OF A WEAK AND FEEBLE NEGRO BUT HE HAS THE HEART AND SOUL OF A TRUE BOONG

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 No.232918

>>232913

I don't like alcohol in general but if it is fruity it might taste less disgusting than actual wine

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 No.232919

>>232915

Never thought of it like that, despite having him as my desktop background for months, I see him as more thoughtful and reflecting

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 No.232920

>>232918

Hmmm, you might have to pretend to like alcohol if you wanna stick round here m8

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 No.232921

>>232918

>I don't like alcohol

Get out

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 No.232922

>>232919

I think he's pondering the deep questions of life

To wank first or goon first,that is the question ?

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 No.232923

>>232918

It's actually surprisingly good for how cheap it is, especially when chilled, though I suppose its good in a way that a maccas hamburger can be good, instead the refinement of say a Burger from Ramsey's restaurant

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 No.232924

File: 608686f9b330394⋯.png (182.88 KB,261x400,261:400,ClipboardImage.png)

>>232910

Real unna pilot

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 No.232925

>>232922

Goon first, then dexies so you're still hard, then wank

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 No.232926

>>232920

>>232921

okay then let me join the alcopops crow

that is sugary, cool and fancy

>>232922

when in doubt

always fap first then think

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 No.232927

File: 4b5ef070190dfed⋯.png (158.66 KB,278x379,278:379,BoongEyes.png)

>>232924

Bloody hell, that boong is a soldier AND a pilot

He must be the uber-boong

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 No.232928

File: 0380e55e9165b1a⋯.jpg (62.29 KB,900x900,1:1,dan.jpg)

SwedenNEET, I see why you don't like alcohol

Having state run shops is fucking gay ey, if you're ever in Australia come to a Dan Murphy's and you'll see the way

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 No.232929

Should we call this new NEET SwedenNEET or YesNEET

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 No.232930

>>232929

He'll be called raped soon.

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 No.232931

File: 5762e497782fd6c⋯.png (424.08 KB,562x347,562:347,BoongSteak.png)

I gathered some fresh bush tucker for our newfren

Tuck in Sven m80 !

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 No.232932

File: fdcac525f93a180⋯.png (568.93 KB,700x467,700:467,ClipboardImage.png)

Pour goon on the food

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 No.232933

>>232930

We already have a NEET with that name m8

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 No.232934

>>232928

Scandinavia has a giantic alcoholism problem

so government thinks when they put insane taxes and regulations on it, it will go away

pro tip, it does not and never does

>>232931

thank you brother, nobody was ever that kind to me

>>232929

how do you even differentiate each other?

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 No.232935

File: d1f570edf7df76b⋯.png (519.15 KB,684x342,2:1,ClipboardImage.png)

Sven, what is your take on hot boong poonani?

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 No.232936

>>232934

>when they put insane taxes and regulations on it, it will go away

Our government uses the same logic with cigarettes

>We'll tax them for their own good !

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 No.232937

>>232934

>how do you even differentiate each other?

NEETlore, sense the auras.

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 No.232938

>>232936

Studies have shown that ciggie tax has worked.

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 No.232939

>>232934

>Scandinavia has a giantic alcoholism problem

>so government thinks when they put insane taxes and regulations on it, it will go away

Australia does as well with the one difference that Goon is weirdly exempt from the taxes and as such is by far the cheapest drink in Australia

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 No.232940

>>232937

>sense the auras

Smell the fragrances

>>232938

The first price hike worked yeah, none of them since then have had any diference except on peoples wallets

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 No.232941

>>232935

Ooga Boonga

>>232939

it must be the stuff that lawmakers like most, so they don't tax their favorite beverage

>>232936

I heard a pack of cigs is like 20$ in AU or NZ

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 No.232942

I would still like to see an English Aboriginal smoking implement

A bong boong bong

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 No.232943

File: ce9dff2ed60ecbf⋯.png (427.24 KB,580x386,290:193,ClipboardImage.png)

>>232941

>Ooga Boonga

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 No.232944

File: c98168f8a50dfce⋯.png (2.37 KB,566x47,566:47,nearly.png)

>tfw nearly as popular as sodomy

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 No.232945

>>232943

they look so happy

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 No.232946

>>232944

>nearly as popular

Keep working the streets and you'll get us up higher.

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 No.232947

>>232945

Sven's caught the hot boong chick bug fellas

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 No.232948

File: b158061d659b8f6⋯.png (179.8 KB,267x398,267:398,HighClassBoongWhore.png)

>>232945

What about this one m8 ?

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 No.232949

>>232946

Bloody hell m8, I'm already working my ringhole to the bone and you want more ?

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 No.232950

>>232948

she looks like a strong and independent boong woman who need no swede man.

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 No.232951

File: f07bd0f3343894d⋯.jpeg (23.71 KB,360x480,3:4,bong.jpeg)

>>232942

Here you go

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 No.232952

File: 589bab54b42e654⋯.png (207.4 KB,372x375,124:125,4d7b10200732ea712d1679f753….png)

>>232949

I am never satisfied m8, always needing more.

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 No.232953

POO POO

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