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File: 75d4c61fd95a007⋯.jpg (37.09 KB,400x400,1:1,9kqTRT3N_400x400.jpg)

 No.176633 [View All]

NEET General #185 - 1 night until Christmas edition

Remember to stay comfy.

OLD >>175863

701 postsand113 image repliesomitted. Click reply to view. ____________________________
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 No.177367

>>177366

You randy goat.

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 No.177368

>>177166

really good

>>177180

centrelink

>>177186

> buying

>>177213

We're all walking memes

>>177254

Only one, I only got a couple pressies though. That, a pair of socks, a pack of busicuits and a multitool

tbh i didnt want anything but it's nice they went out of their way to get shit

>>177262

I had the same almost; prawns, ham, pork, chicken and turkey

feels good

>>177270

>neat silver bracelet mum got for dad 30 years ago

that's nice, dont sell it for goon

>>177287

rude, now they're talking about you

>>177297

i dont drink

>>177293

hot

>>177333

they dont do bins on boxing day.. do they?

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 No.177369

I wanna fuck my mum

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 No.177370

>>177369

I have fucked your mum

3/10

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 No.177371

>>177369

You want her to lick your cumdies clean?

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 No.177372

>>177368

Yes they do bins on boxing day here, I checked. the only day they take off is Christmas day.

What type of biscuits did you get given?

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 No.177373

>>177372

A traditional shortbread selection.

They'll go well with a cup of tea.

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 No.177374

>>177368

thanks for the praise

And yeah I guess we really are walking memes

But walking memes are better than not having any meme

As far as I know there is only 2 points to living, spreading your gene and spreading your meme

And RapeNEET is doing both

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 No.177375

>>177372

Home made chocolate chip cookies in som nice transparent wrapping paper with a bow. Put some my piss and shit in the mix.

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 No.177376

File: 8deb88f02d240e9⋯.jpg (72.38 KB,790x527,790:527,lats5.jpg)

>>177362

>feet is a disgusting fetish

What a pleb

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 No.177377

>>177373

Walkers Shortbread?

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 No.177378

>>177369

don't listen to

>>177370

your mum was not a 3/10, she was a solid 4/10

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 No.177379

What do you guys do on the computer all day? I'm getting really bored of all the usual shit

Thinking it might be worth giving tfw job 2018 a go

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 No.177380

>>177379

Refresh the neet general

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 No.177381

File: 12e03c05b6c45b2⋯.png (508.99 KB,700x528,175:132,Sydney Beach Poofters.png)

Don't you just wanna set these douchey-cunts on fire?

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 No.177382

>>177379

I put commands into my terminal and pretend I'm a master hacker.

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 No.177383

>>177377

nah, these ones

>Aussie made

>>177378

my mum got an extra point because she's always passed out so you can pretend it's rape

your mum just lays there like a starfish with the expression of a stunned mullet

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 No.177384

>>177381

That does look like a really little bay

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 No.177385

>>177383

I am waiting for the forgot pic update post.

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 No.177386

>>177382

I sometimes but a balaclava an a bandanna on and listen to the soundtrack to mission impossible

1337 af

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 No.177387

File: 6dc6b29533debc3⋯.jpg (150.12 KB,1200x1200,1:1,868049.jpg)

>>177385

thanks

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 No.177388

>>177382

I walk around the house with a leather jacket and sunglasses while the mission impossible theme song plays on my stereo and I pretend like I'm a secret agent

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 No.177389

>>177379

If you want a job be prepared to go on long drives

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 No.177390

>>177386

For a second I thought the context was you were the guy who rapes his mum, which made me laugh

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 No.177391

The only way a neet should rape his precious mummybot is financially

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 No.177392

>>177390

?

that is what i'm talking about

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 No.177393

>>177391

You're underutilising your mummybot

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 No.177394

>>177387

I haven't tried those. Might give them a go if I see them. I always like to support Aussie products. I love shortbread. I eat the cheap unibic ones sometimes but there are much better ones out there.

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 No.177395

>>177388

i listen to the silver bullet band with no pants on and slide around on the floor

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 No.177396

>>177392

Ok nevermind then

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 No.177397

>>177394

Maybe make your own, its not hard

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 No.177398

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 No.177399

I'm now playing that computer version of Pokemon

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 No.177400

File: 3ca469248c89a6a⋯.jpg (85.33 KB,800x450,16:9,Sydney Women.jpg)

>>177380

Why don't you just set it to auto-refresh?

>>177387

That's dangerously addictive stuff m8, enjoy

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 No.177401

>>177399

Which one would that be?

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 No.177402

>>177401

showdown

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 No.177403

>>177400

>Why don't you just set it to auto-refresh?

I like the tantalizing tension that comes before clicking that refresh button and seeing what the thread has in store for me now

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 No.177405

Put on a fresh pair of undies after my shower last night and now they've become cumdies

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 No.177407

File: 95d263b9125b867⋯.jpg (93.7 KB,800x555,160:111,MI Feels.jpg)

>>177379

8ch, 9Jews, local news, Pornhub, random stalking of former school friends/crushes

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 No.177409

Did you guys see the Assange news?

This is his twitter before he got banned from it for no obvious reason that I can see.

They deleted all his followers too..

weird shit afoot

https://archive.fo/tBAPn

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 No.177410

File: 2aabacba190287b⋯.png (536.75 KB,700x401,700:401,Queen Christmas.png)

>>177402

You must be very bored

>>177403

Idk what's worse, having dozens of new posts appear and feeling stressed that you'll have to read so many before you can start posting, or seeing the reply-numbers start and anxiously wondering if you've been replied to or not

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 No.177411

>>177409

He might have deleted it himself?

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 No.177412

>>177411

I was thinking that myself, then gets a bit of media shit (he's in the top hashtags right now) twitter put him back up and he posts with more publicity

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 No.177413

>>177412

The thing that makes me think twitter could have done it is because they did i on christmas which is a classic move to avoid bad PR since no-one follows the news or even reports it properly on Christmas.

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 No.177415

New Thread: >>177414

New Thread: >>177414

New Thread: >>177414

New Thread: >>177414

New Thread: >>177414

New Thread: >>177414

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 No.177418

>>177413

Yeah we'll have to wait to see a Wikileaks answer i guess.

I've been thinking that poster "Q" on 4chan was a larping faggot but i was just going through some pics on twitter about assange and his came up.

What are your thoughts on that? The people in those threads were all seth rich and hillary for prison dicks so i avoided the threads.

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 No.177419

>>177418

That Q stuff stank of LARPing so I didn't follow it closely.

Anyone who says things like Mueller is secretly working on Trump's side is a LARPer and an idiot.

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 No.177676

>>177220

>>177221

can't you just use gift cards like an atm card and make them put the left over onto the bill then finish paying the rest with cash?

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 No.177687

>>177316

i guess i am kinda goth

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 No.177691

masturbate

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