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File: 5f9d9bdb0e122f2⋯.png (846.35 KB,2518x1095,2518:1095,muhOC.png)

 No.170425 [View All]

NEET General #177 - Summer NEETs edition

OLD >>169583

Last week before kids are on school holidays and wagies stop wageing edition

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 No.171159

>>171091

Don't tempt me to buy another game that I'll never play

>>171092

>dating sites

All he needs is the full-bodied pic where he's smiling post-run, and he'll get plenty of interest.

>>171094

I'm you, are you me?

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 No.171160

Tried making royal navy grog using my captain Morgan, it's not great and I think I'll stick to the goon

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 No.171161

>>171160

Are you a tall ships fan?

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 No.171162

>>171153

>>171147

fuuuuuuuuuuuuck im really not good with shit like shit, stay strong dogneet and dog

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 No.171163

>>171094

caught me by surprise so my spaghetti spilled and I ended up being stand-offish and rude because I wasn't prepared for the conversation.

iktfb, every time with the fucking neighbours or boomers at the shops

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 No.171164

File: f197348007a5ced⋯.jpg (106.25 KB,571x852,571:852,1497374107255.jpg)

just got my ATAR lads

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 No.171165

>>171164

how'd you do youngNEET?

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 No.171166

>>171164

do you wear a yellow jumpsuit and drink water all the time too?

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 No.171167

>>171161

Nah I used to read a lot of nautical type of books and always wanted to give it a try

If any neets want to try it I'll give the recipe

>a shot of overproof rum (55 or so percent alcohol ones)

>4 shot glasses of water

>a few squirts of lemon or lime juice

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 No.171168

>>171165

bumped the methods entry score for the good stuff by a single point after winging exam, maybe I can get somewhere if I pretend to be abo

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 No.171169

File: 6a7c2a8c3ca9980⋯.jpg (3.54 MB,2592x4608,9:16,20171215_131622.jpg)

>>171108

What do you think of this m8? Tried tidying it up a bit

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 No.171170

>>171166

wut is this

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 No.171171

>>171168

What was your atar young neet?

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 No.171172

>>171169

Not bad, just clean up those short hairs on your cheeks

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 No.171173

File: fca3415486934f6⋯.jpg (3.3 MB,4608x2592,16:9,20171208_142732[1].jpg)

>>171172

Yeah I just need to shave those, I've also shaved a beard line a few weeks ago which I try to follow

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 No.171174

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 No.171175

>>171174

Not bad I got a 70 after winging all my exams and now I'm an alcoholic semi-neet living with his mummybot a few years down the track

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 No.171176

>>171169

Looks pretty good.

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 No.171177

>>171167

>nautical type of books

I used to read those sort of books too. Loved fiction set during the Napoleonic wars.

I think Grog also had sugar in it.

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 No.171178

>>171175

How'd you find the opportunities a 70 gives you? Doesn't seem that great but I can still bludge out a literature degree in desperation

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 No.171179

>>171177

>>171167

NAUTICAL BOYS

you lads like Melville and Conrad?

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 No.171180

>>171173

I'd post mine but I'm only at like a weeks growth at the moment

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 No.171181

>>171179

I was more of a Patrick O'Brian and C.S. Forester type.

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 No.171183

>>171178

I got an ATAR of 58, still got into my course even below the minimum.

Dropped out and went back a couple years after by going through one of those expensive gateway courses designed for ATAR-less gooks

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 No.171184

>>171178

you can get into almost any course these days with any ATAR if you're willing to apply to the shitty Unis, despite the (((cut-offs))) they'll take anyone or you can even just apply for another course don't completely fuck up your first year and transfer internally to what you want just fine

dont worry youngneet

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 No.171185

>>171183

>ATARless gooks

fuck breh you just reminded me

I might just go TAFE because of the sickening volume of illiterate foreign rich bitch chinks I saw at the open days

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 No.171186

Need to get out of the house to be honest.

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 No.171187

>>171121

Well aren't they just the cutest

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 No.171188

>>171186

Dont do it mate. There are fucking normies everywhere today

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 No.171189

>>171186

Go to the RSL

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 No.171190

>>171188

We've got one last week to enjoy beginning on the 18th and then all shit is really going to cut loose for a few weeks, we're all going to have to stick together.

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 No.171191

>>171186

i'm going to go to the pool this arvo

not many people go there so it's pretty comfy

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 No.171194

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>>171147

Thought I was looking at aftermath pics of NK's latest victim. That's pretty gross m8, hope your doggo is now ok

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 No.171198

File: 05817cf9083db28⋯.jpg (36.19 KB,400x400,1:1,peps4.jpg)

just shredded the drive train on mummy's astra

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 No.171199

>>171133

how much does one of those fancy poop boxes cost?

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 No.171201

>>171199

a qajillion dollydoos

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 No.171202

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 No.171204

>>171191

A public pool? I'd never fucking go there.

One time I was at one years ago and I saw a piece of poo floating in the water

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 No.171205

>>171199

Fuck all, but there's always a fuck load of things wrong with them. Mines cheap to run since it's powered by rape

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 No.171206

>>171146

>wrong, a dog will stand guard and attack any niggers that try to break into your home while you sleep, they will defend your life with their own

>a cat will sit back and watch while you get BLACKED by the intruders

>a garden won't do shit

>dogs are mans best friend for a good reason

True words.

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 No.171207

>>171204

>being afraid of poo

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 No.171208

File: 2676bef6f391eb2⋯.jpg (59.03 KB,850x1062,425:531,1513216857812.jpg)

>>171159

>Don't tempt me to buy another game that I'll never play

I just got a month xboxlive to play online.

I never go online.

The game is pretty fucking good.

Think its 58 on sale with GOLD at the moment.

1 month live, and game - 69 bucks. Am taming flying dinos at the moment. Found all these asshole Dragons I want to steal eggs from. They already tried fucking my shit up with fire.

>>171169

>What do you think of this m8? Tried tidying it up a bit

Yep. Looks much better. Pretty soon that beard will grow, bush out a little in a months time. Then just trim those straggly side hairs, maybe the bottom too.

The good thing about growing and having a beard is that the whores on the pill wont be interested in you. The pill makes them like effeminate guys for some reason. The decent girls who are normal and not raging whores will like it.

>>171204

>A public pool? I'd never fucking go there.

>One time I was at one years ago and I saw a piece of poo floating in the water

Once you realize that the same water going past your lips is the same water that was around hairy shit stained assholes you will never go in the water again.

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 No.171209

>>171208

I got too grossed out by the water to swim any more. Even the thought of all the dead fish in there rotting away was too much for me.

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 No.171210

Curb Your Enthusiasm is coming back for a tenth season.

http://hbowatch.com/curb-your-enthusiasm-season-10-a-go/

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 No.171211

I bought that Turkey to roast today. It is defrosting now.

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 No.171213

>>171209

I wonder what the public pools in aboriginal communities looks like

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 No.171214

>>171213

You'd be surprised, I can almost guarantee there would be nothing in them. Not even water.

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 No.171215

>>171213

There is probably a film of petrol on top.

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 No.171216

>>171213

literal swamps

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 No.171218

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