No.1493
>If they have Sex with an unmarried person, they basically just completed their wedding ceremony and they become husband-elf and wife-elf.
>Also if you rape Elves they soul goes into so much shock that they outright leave their body and die
>Also Elves would probably be extremely against Abortion of Elven Children with probably a "what race is it", if it comes to Mordor-Immigrants, because they think that life starts the moment semen leaves the balls and hits the egg inside the She-Elf.
>Because instead of birthdays, the Elves celebrate the day they were fucked into existance.
>Also it's completly impossible to ever get a divorce with your Elven-Waifu.
>Not even in the afterlife.
>If you managed to fuck an Elf consentually, she will follow you into the human version of the Afterlife to be with you forever. There is no escaping your waifu.
>I also doubt they have the concept of martial rape, so even that loophole wouldn't save you from her either.
So you might think that Elves probably don't have Sex a lot, if they can pinpoint the day they had sex at 1 year ago, which is true, but your Elf-Waifu would probably have enough sense of duty to fullfill her martial duties with you as a Human.
Anyway I am not so sure about the rape loophole though, so better hope that it's not rape according to the feminist definition of rape.
Btw Elves are at a very limited expiration date by times they appear in the book, because they start to fade into the spritual world. So they become invisible. But that doesn't necessarily have to put and end to the possibility of marrying an Elf.
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No.1495
>>1493
What? Did you want modern-fantasy slut elves?
>>they think that life starts the moment semen leaves the balls and hits the egg inside the She-Elf.
Uh, technically it does
>Because instead of birthdays, the Elves celebrate the day they were fucked into existance
Yes, because elves don't have the perverted view of sex that humans do
>Also it's completly impossible to ever get a divorce with your Elven-Waifu
>implying you would want to
Absolutely disgraceful
>If you managed to fuck an Elf consentually, she will follow you into the human version of the Afterlife to be with you forever
I'm pretty sure that only works with "half-elves" who choose to live as humans
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No.1496
>>1495
Wait.
>Yes, because elves don't have the perverted view of sex that humans do
Did a actual elf write this?
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No.1497
>>1495
>I'm pretty sure that only works with "half-elves" who choose to live as humans
I looked it up again and the thing is that there aren't enough cases to really give an answer to that.
Tolkien portrays interracial marriage as something tragic. In the best case you have Aragon with his waifu, who chooses to be mortal, but her lineage give her the opportunity to choose. Btw it's not even all Half-Elves apparently, it only seems to be "Half-Elves" from that particular lineage.
Rememeber she isn't even technically a half-elf, because Elrond got her with another Elf.
Another marriage after 2 babies resulted in the Elf running suddenly disappearing and never being heard from again.
Would she have suicided herself, if her husband died? Did she suicide herself after birthing her daughter?
Would Eru have seperated her from her husband after death, if they really wanted to stay together?
Who knows. I think there are only like 4 recorded cases of Elven-Human Marriage and all of them have "strange fates" associated with them.
I believe though that if somehow the marriage was happy, the wife might have the opportunity to go into the same afterlife as her husband, if she wanted it.
>What? Did you want modern-fantasy slut elves?
I want pic related to admit that she is a degenerate.
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No.1498
How many fucking boards have you made this thread on ?
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No.1499
>>1498
I haven't fucked any boards anon. That doesn't seem very pleasureable.
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No.1500
>>1493
Where did you even get this shit from?
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No.1501
>>1500
I read the lore. ALLL OF IT.
You should reread the lore. Yes, all of it.
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No.1502
>>1501
You're full of shit. I'd like to see some citations.
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No.1506
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No.1508
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No.1523
>>1493
>If you managed to fuck an Elf consentually, she will follow you into the human version of the Afterlife to be with you forever. There is no escaping your waifu.
This is incorrect. Only one elf, Lúthien, ever died Man's death.
Death is something only Men can do in Tolkien's works. Elves linger as fae spirits or journey to Valinor, either by dying and going to the Halls of Mandos, or by boat and taking the straight road.
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No.1524
>>1497
>Tolkien portrays interracial marriage as something tragic.
Depends on your view of tragic.
Beren and Lúthien had a good end, if you have faith in what comes after Arda, which the books call the reader to have of course.
Tuor and Idril we don't exactly know. Men say he shared Idril's fate as an Eldar, but nobody knows what became of them.
Eärendil and Elwing both chose to be counted amongst the Eldar.
Aragon and Arwen the same as Beren and Lúthien.
The only ones that can be considered tragic are the two marriages between the princes of Dol Amroth and elven maidens. It happened twice in that family, both times the maidens disappeared after birthing the second child.
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No.1583
>>1493
>Elves probably don't have Sex a lot
They literally only have sex for children. Otherwise they live in chaste marriages.
Look it up.
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No.1592
>>1583
That isn't necessarily true. Elves were perfectly capable of wanting the fuck.
They just tended to have a more single target sexuality approach to the situation, and would rather hold hands like generates instead of actually perform coitus.
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No.1594
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No.1596
>>1523
What about dwarves?
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No.1597
>>1596
Dwarves are just soulless golems and part of the Kelvar. They aren't really alive in the first place. The story of omnipotent and omniscient God suddenly changing His mind just because one of the demiurges was a huge fuck-up is the later Elves changing their mythology in order to maintain modicum of diplomacy with the dwarves.
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No.1598
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No.1599
>>1493
~70-75% of humans in this current day and age don't have extra-maritial sex after getting married, OP
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No.1601
Tolkien never had extra-martial Sex ever.
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No.1602
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No.1610
>>1594
Arwen was half-elven. She had the choice to be counted either as First or Second.
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No.1613
>>1524
>Tuor and Idril we don't exactly know. Men say he shared Idril's fate as an Eldar, but nobody knows what became of them.
I thought Ælfwine was the only man who got to become an elf.
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No.1695
>>1597
Wasn't Gimli eventually allowed to sail West with Legolas?
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No.1696
>>1695
Yes, don’t let the Elven propagandists tell you otherwise.
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No.1697
>>1695
The West is not Elf "Heaven".
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No.1699
>>1697
It literally is though.
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No.1701
>>1697
Thats exactly what Valinor is, it’s the closest you can get to heaven on Earth.
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No.1718
>>1493
I'd rather have sex with my beautiful elven wife than a billion sexy whores.
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No.1729
>>1718
>anime
>shitposter
like poetry
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