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A wizard is never late. Nor is he early; he arrives precisely when he means to.

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 No.1474

>Gimli is a legendary bisexual icon

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 No.1478

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>>1474

Preaching to the choir

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 No.1481

they're still better than bakshiwitz' rotoscoped nightmare

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 No.1483

>>1481

The first trilogy was fine. Had a few inconsistencies but nothing that directly challenged the spirit of the books.

The Hobbit was pure shit. I'd rather take the animation a thousand times.

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 No.1485

>>1481

That doesn't make them good.

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 No.1490

>>1483

What I remember from "the spirit of the books" is Elrond treasured his only daughter beyond measure. That he would so casually allow her to face THE ENTIRE GODDAMN NINE RINGWRAITHS alone (or is Elrond being completely oblivious in his very domain at the time when darkness is on the rise yet again not contradicting "the spirit of the books" now?) sealed the deal for me. But the first major thing was when one of the Nazgul was flailing about trying to catch two hobbits running between his horse's legs. What's so scary about them in the movie? In the books, they remain the biggest palpable threat for quite a while. Here they are a joke. Admittedly, this would explain why Elrond didn't care about Arwen paying them a social visit in that Benny Hill-esque chase.

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 No.1491

>>1490

I think you're being a bit too harsh on the chase scenes with the hobbits. They were fine as is. As for Arwen, while it's true merging her role with Glorfindel was one of the lesser changes, considering what the kikes wanted to do with the character, it's still amazing Jackson and whomever else veto'd that shit got what they did.

For reference, they wanted her fighting in Helm's Deep, in case you weren't aware.

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 No.1494

Homosexuality doesn't exist in Tolkien's Universe.

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 No.1504

>>1474

Wait what. WTF is this ugly thing?

>>1494

The shitty online game tried to make it canon from what I recall to boost their popularity.

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 No.1564

>>1504

Um, sweetie, that's a real womyn.

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 No.1565

>>1504

that's a baby troll

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 No.1600

>>1474

> have slightly more hair at some spots on your body

> intersex

These special snowflake faggots want to make every little quirk into a new gender. I guess every guy with manboobs is now intersex as well.

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 No.1663

>>1504

>The shitty online game tried to make it canon from what I recall to boost their popularity.

What? Don't you dare ruin that game for me, I thought LotRo was pure.

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