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No.1064
Shelob, the ravenous spider monster, can apparently transform into an elegant woman.
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No.1065
Shelob did literally nothing wrong.
>kept to herself, busying herself with home decoration, house keeping and weaving like a proper lady
>protected her home by effectively but non-lethally neutralizing intruders
>maintained a pest control service
And then she got literally raped by a midget with a sharp implement.
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No.1066
>>1065
Hey fuck you, Sam dindu nuffin
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No.1067
>>1066
>home invasion and assault on the resident
>nuffin
If they didn't suck at languages, they would have figured out who's pass Cirith Ungol was.
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No.1068
>>1065
>eating people isn't lethal
Fuck off, spider apologist.
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No.1069
>>1068
Everyone's got to eat. She can't substitute on light alone, now can she?
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No.1070
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No.1071
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No.1072
>>1068
But orcs aren't people.
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No.1073
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No.1085
>>1072
Orcs may be savage and disgusting but being eaten by a big ass spider is unjust
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No.1088
>>1085
>calling the scioness of one of the most powerful beings of the elder ages "a big ass spider"
Rude.
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No.1089
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No.1091
>>1088
Fuck off, SIDF, Gamgee did nothing wrong
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No.1095
Because sure! Monstrous spider, daughter of a creature representing gluttonous hunger. How do we adapt this for "modern" (read shitty Jew brainwashed) times?
MAKE HER A SEXY WOMAN OF COURSE!
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No.1096
>>1088
You're a big spider.
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No.1097
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