No.6697 [Last50 Posts]
I'm sure the most awkward situation none of us ever want to be in is our own mothers discovering our MILF fetish. Her knowing you're into mature women is one thing, but what if she actually saw what you fap to? Especially if it's mother-son incest.
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No.6698
It's very awkward. Very.
My mother stopped talking with me for quite a while when she found me fapping to an incest porn.
Still, my mom is kinda hot, so it's probably more awkward for her than for me.
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No.6702
>>6697
My mother found my milf collection when I lent her my laptop and completely forget I had a couple of gigs worth on it, I didn't even hide it I just saved them to the pictures folder in a folder called "Milf" as I only used it.
She laughed but she was fine with it and just told me to hide it better.
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No.6717
My mom already knows about my MILF fetish I told her without hesitation or shame that I preferred older women when she was teasing me about when I finally decide to get myself a gf for once, so I doubt she'd be surprised if she saw my porn. Concerned, perhaps, but not surprised.
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No.6719
Never happened to me, but almost happened to my little brother. He was like 12 or 13 and apparently used the family computer to look this up. Lucky for him, I found "mother porn" in the search history before my parents could see it, I told him "don't worry you're not a freak it's literally the most searched porn genre", then I taught him how to cover his tracks better. lol being a big bro was rewarding at times.
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No.6722
>>6719
What a cool older brother.
Funny that you both ended up with the same fetish, too.
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No.6724
>>6697
Yeah, but she pretended not to notice. She doesn't really give a shit, this other time when she found one of my futa folders all she said was "that's fucking gay" and that's it. I'm actually really distressed by her lack of concern.
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No.6728
Not my mom but my aunt caught me once rubbing one out in her bathroom when I was 14. Thankfully she just slammed the door close and didn't notice I was fapping to her pics.
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No.6731
>>6728
Hey, Anon.
Maybe she did
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No.6742
>>6724
>this other time when she found one of my futa folders all she said was "that's fucking gay" and that's it
Cherish your mom, because this is how I know she's a great mother.
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No.6743
>>6724
>mother thinks futa is gay
If you didn't turn aroud (dick still out) and tell her she couldn't be more wrong (maybe slap her around with your dick a bit) you are worse than she is.
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No.6745
>>6724
>This other time when she found one of my futa folders all she said was "that's fucking gay"
And she's 100% correct.
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No.6746
>>6722
Believe it or not, fetishes run in the family.
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No.6753
Nope, just my aunt caught me dorking around with underwears.
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No.6754
This board is kinda lewd.
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No.6757
>>6754
Shut up Croissant. No one likes you.
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No.6758
>>6722
>Funny that you both ended up with the same fetish, too.
>>6719
>it's literally the most searched porn genre
How is it funny?
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No.6759
>>6697
No but one or both of my parents have English hentai DVDs from the 90s
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No.6760
>>6697
NO.
Having my Mom or Dad seeing my collection is my worst nightmare. Literally worse than death.
>>>/p01/
If it was just me and my mom, I woun't care though. In fact I'd probably try to dominate her, if she tried finding another man.
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No.6786
Thank fuck no, what would she think if she knew that her son is in the army but beats his dick to amazons, futanari and ara aras?
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No.6968
>>6786
I think that she would be disappointed to learn that you jouned the Army and not the Marines.
>>6759
>tfw you watched hentai on VHS and had to special-order them
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No.6973
>>6697
My mom doesn't even know I look up porn. I mean, she must on some level, but she always says that she doesn't care what I look at as long as it's not dirty.
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No.7005
>>6968
I am an Eurofag, although my country does have a marine core (and they are well known) I think it is better to just be a normal green bean.
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No.7028
Probably. One time I was staying at home for a year she started acting slightly odd. My mom is a notorious snoop, and sometime my computer wont autolock.
She brought up the time I tried to french her while really young about 5 times that same year.
I masturbated really late at night. A few mornings, I found my door not fully closed, though I always close it. I keep my blinds closed, but they are occasionally slightly open in one corner. (I fix it and they go back.)
Around that same time, my father made an offhand comment to her while I was passing by out of sight. Apparently she was more sexually active and wilder in bed. Even bit him in the face, and drew blood.
Once caught me playing a porn joke game (snake + porn) in early morning. Came up quietly behind, leaned over and asked what I was doing while running her fingers through my hair. Panic mode made me start laughing and pointing out it was a joke game about "focusing". She started laughing too. Kisses me on top of my head, said "Silly boy!" And left.... I think I fucked that up.
Then she went to doctor and had pictures taken of inside of vagina for health checkup reasons. I asked what the envelope was. She first said I wouldnt be interested. Then she got this strange look and said "Actually... Maybe you would, come here." And proceeded to show me medical photos of the inside of her vagina and explained them.
Then she said the most telling thing "just remember, this is the closest you can get to seeing it in person. Sorry." Kind of a half joking 'sorry'. I laughed slightly, but let it slide.
So yah, pretty sure she knows about my mom/son porn habit but let it slide...
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No.7029
>>7028
>So yah, pretty sure she knows about my mom/son porn habit but let it slide...
Sounds more like she knew and wanted to let it SLIDE IN. *ba dum tss*
For your sake I hope your mother is/was hot. That reminded me of my own weird experience with my mom. It was kinda nothing but till this day it still creeps me out because I'd NEVER want to do it with my mom. So I had pet hamsters growing up. One day it got to the point where the mama hamster started doing it with her kids. I was 7 or 8 when I saw this and was like, WTH?! My mom came in and I told her what was happening. I'll never forget the "my shit don't stink" look on her face when she shrugged and said, "What's wrong with that?" Even at that tender age the implication hit me like a truck, but I didn't want to hurt her by showing my shock. I honestly wanted to say "What do you mean what's wrong with that?! He's a motherfucker! That's disgusting!" ... And now here I am, can't get enough 'motherfucking' porn in my life, even though I never have and never would want to do it with my own mom.
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No.7032
>>7029
She was hot when I was too young to care about this stuff. Nowadays, its enough of a fetish that a clothed handjob or blowjob would be fairly arousing, but I doubt I'd want to go all the way.
It felt like she went through the full cycle of: intrigue, arousal, perversion, acceptance, and cool-off. So even if she was interested, since I didn't strike during the perversion/acceptance phase, she probably decided it was a bad idea even if we were both interested.
And I don't necessarily disagree with that. I respect and love my father a lot, so wouldn't want him hurt. If her spying on me, knowing my perversion, has somehow added spice to their love life, more power to them, though. At least some good came from it...
Except the face biting. Dad did not seem to like the face biting. Goddamn.
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No.7033
>>7032
>And I don't necessarily disagree with that. I respect and love my father a lot, so wouldn't want him hurt.
I know I don't speak for you dad or probably most men, but if I found out my wife was fucking our son, I'd be hella turned on. At least she's keeping it in the family and not bringing home some BBC or whatnot.
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No.7035
>>6719
> it's literally the most searched porn genre
Not anymore, it's been supplanted by cuckold porn in California and the UK. I know! It's very surprising...
You're a cool older brother BTW.
>>6724
Was the futa porn with dick and balls or proper futa with just a clit-dick? Very important distinction.
Also, you should have pointed your erection right at her and recited the 75% not gay copypasta.
>>6759
Which ones?
>>6968
>tfw you watched hentai on VHS and had to special-order them
I got mine from the kid section of the video rental store. They had Wicked City, Ninja Scroll, and Urotsukidoji in with fucking Care Bears and shit because they were all animated therefore all kids cartoons.
To this day I love titty ninjas and nip demon gangbangs. They were formative times.
>>7028
Please tell me your mum is hot. Post pics, or at least a reasonable doppleganger.
It's weird, I fucking hate the thought of incest in my own family, literally makes me sick, but the thought of it happening in other families is fucking hot.
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No.7036
Hilarious story about this. I lived alone with my mom and we were dirt poor, only had one computer. I saved some porn pics, and computer recognizes the last directory you used for saving/uploading pictures from the net. I thought she would be away at her own school, but being the lazy slouch she is she skipped school so she can browse her shitty faceberg while I was away at high school. Well she wanted to upload some pics on her faceberg wall, and I don't know how she did it but it must've opened to my porn folder. Being the curious bitch she is, she clicked on one pic and it actually uploaded it on her faceberg. She's completely tech illiterate, so she didn't even know how to delete it from her faceberg (but she did delete it eventually). She went hysteric because she literally posted a naked woman on her facebook page. When I got home she was yelling at me to look at her faceberg and be sure she deleted the picture. I was so pissed off back then, but now in retrospect it's just hilarious.
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No.7037
>>7036
How much older than you is your mom? Because when you say she was 'at school' I'm wondering what kind of school.
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No.7042
>>7033
This. It might be a cuck thing to say, but I can't disagree.
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No.7043
>>7028
>implying this actually happened
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No.7044
>>7042
>might be a cuck thing to say
The way I see it, you aren't being cucked if your S.O.'s doing it with a kid. Or another woman. You're getting cucked when she fucks somebody you can be compared to, like another (grown) man. If she has sex with a boy.. or a dog, I know that's a fetish thing I don't compare to. If it's with another woman, well, we should all know what that means.
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No.7045
>>7044
No, you are being cucked by definition.
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No.7046
>>7045
So, if your wife 'cheats' on you with an underage kid, another woman, a dog or even so much as a dildo, are you going to divorce her for infidelity?
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No.7047
>>7043
So, what you suggesting is that nothing happening didn't happen?
I guess you don't need to believe it, but most of it was just odd things that happened, and my mind piecing it together a certain way.
I can't prove she spied on me masturbating, only that my door and blinds were cracked and not by my doing.
I can't prove that she has seen my porn, only that my computer was/is glitchy, and she has snooped before.
One could argue that there was nothing kinky about the vagina photos, because it was just the inside. Honestly, they didn't look much different from a colonoscopy, except you could see the cervix in a few.
We tend to fill in gaps in our knowledge, and all the things together seemed to point to something was up. An alternate explanation is certainly plausible, but the individual events from my perspective are all true.
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No.7048
>Be 16
>Single mom, I find her to be a 8/10
>One day, fapping to some average /ara/-type stuff.
>Mom calls me downstairs to take care of something
>Shuck my pants back on and go to handle it
>Forget to close my laptop.
>The screen is showing an incest doujin's climax scene, with a 2-page spread of a son knocking his Mom up.
>Downsaits
>Realize I didn't close the tab.
>Finish the chore and race up back to my room as fast as possible.
>Mom is in my room when I return. I'm sweating bullets. She's not saying a word.
>Enter my room like I didn't do anything wrong. Who knows, maybe she didn't pay attention to the screen.
>She gets up off the bed and leaves, saying "Whatever turns you on, babe.~"
>I die inside of embarrassment
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No.7049
>>7046
>cuckhold - a man whose wife is unfaithful
I don't see what's so hard to understand. I'm also alarmed at the implication that you would be fine with your wife fucking dogs and that you seem to think that masturbating with sex toys is the equivalent of having sex with other living beings.
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No.7050
>>7049
While the precise definition of cuckolding is correct, the negative connotation comes from what is implied.
People dislike the aspect of "losing", that is associated with cuckolding. That the wife has chosen someone else and that they are better than them.
A kid or animal might not trigger that negative feeling of losing (a pet is still loyal, a kid inexperienced), so someone might not see it as cuckolding. (even when it technically is) In a similar aspect, an incestuous family might stay together if the wife has sex with both the husband and offspring with equal fervor, thus the husband does not feel as if he is losing, and the cuckoldry does not bother him.
At the end of the day, what truly matters is the final effect: how everyone feels. The specific definitions of the means ("cucking") just becomes semantics.
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No.7051
>>7049
This >>7050
Seriously, if someone's triggered by the very 'definition' of cuckoldry happening to them, that's quite an insecure person.
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No.7054
>>7050
>it is acceptable that your spouse would rather fuck an animal than you
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No.7055
>>7054
>not accepting of the fact that your spouse might have fetish that doesn't involve you
Just because they do it once, or once in a while, doesn't mean they prefer it over you. And even if they did, are you seriously going to feel threatened by an animal? She can't leave you for it, but she might if you've got a problem with letting her do her thing.
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No.7056
>>7055
I find it strange that you are trying to frame having a problem with human beings having sex with animals as an abnormal position for someone to take.
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No.7057
>>7056
It has less to do with animals and more to do with what you'd consider a threat to your relationship (cuckoldry). The reason I put a dog in the same vein as a shota is because both are (supposed to be) lesser than you. If you perceive them as the competition then that makes you pretty insecure.
And yes, I'm into chicks who have fucked up fetishes. Be it pedophillia or bestiality. I like to watch.
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No.7058
>>7057
>And yes, I'm into chicks who have fucked up fetishes. Be it pedophillia or bestiality. I like to watch.
>ok with fucking animals
>ok with fucking kids
Sure is semitic in here.
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No.7059
>>7058
Don't kink-shame them, bro. We all got something a little fucky up with us.
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No.7060
>>7054
You are kind of proving my point here. You couldn't leave it as "your wife choosing to fuck a dog". You had to add an aspect of loss to make it negative: "rather than you".
Thus without the losing aspect, cuckoldry has no teeth. It is just extramarital sex.
You also ignore other potential scenarios, even if you might find them unlikely. The wife fucks husband and dog. On saturday, the wife gets the urge to be fucked. The wife asks hubby first, but he has obligations he can't put off. The wife gets off on the perversion of bestiality too, so then goes to the dog. She prefers to fuck the husband, but the dog will do in a pinch. (Lets face it, dogs are probably spastic selfish fuckers in most cases.)
So wife fucks dog, but not "rather than" husband.
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No.7061
>>7058
That supposed to be your way of calling someone a 'jew' because I like pedo women? If so, lol, where do you even think you are?
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No.7062
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No.7064
>>7055
This is the most beta thing I've read all day.
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No.7065
Nope, but once I earnestly told my parents and a couple of friends that I really liked a woman with motherly features and they just laughed it off, thinking I was pulling their leg.
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No.7066
>>7064
I can picture you talking to your bros right now.
>Man, fuck this shit!
>What's wrong, dawg?
>My girl cheating on me!
>Well shit. With who? Her ex? Tell me it's not her ex.
>No! Bitch doing it with the dog! I knew we shouldn't have never adopted that mutt!
>...ROFLMAO!
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No.7067
>>7066
>The dog cucks still trying this hard to defend his cuck fetish
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No.7086
I wish my mom was hot. Then I might enjoy it if she found out. I wouldn't be surprised if she knew, though. I've told her that I'm interested in older women. The women in whom I've most recently expressed interest have been within five years of her age (and I was born when she was in her early 30's, so there is a large age disparity). At the very least, she knows I masturbate.
Both me and my mom walk around in our underwear, but we don't really seem to be attracted to each other. I guess that's normal, though, so I really shouldn't complain. But it does make me sad that my mother is so lonely. She's been divorced from my father for almost 20 years, and she's only dated one person in that time (about 10 or more years ago). I'm pretty sure she's resigned to being alone forever. I even feel bad about moving out. I was out on my own for five years, but she seemed miserable...
It's unfortunate that my deepest abstract fetish has no appeal to me in real life (other than my attraction for older women in general).
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No.7093
>>6697
Thankfully not, the closest I ever came to being caught was when she barged in on me mid-fap.
>mom is opening the door suddenly
>exit out of all my porn like lightening
>she enters my room
>I'm sweaty, croaky voiced, bloodshot
>my mom notices and asks me what I'm doing
>I come up with an excuse and say I was doing push-ups
>she asks what I'm doing on my laptop
>think this is where I'm finally caught
>bring up one of my tabs with funny videos
>tell her I'm watching funny videos
>she asks "really, what's that?" and makes her way over to my desk
>I play a 10 minute video about Americans struggling to use basic geography on a map
>mom is huddled behind me and laughing at the video
>that was pretty funny, anon
>you smell weird though, take a shower when you're done
>mfw I smell like that because my pajamas are covered in cum
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No.7096
>>7093
>you smell weird though, take a shower when you're done
She knew exactly what that smell was.
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No.7097
>>7096
>She knew exactly what that smell was.
Oh gawd, my mom knew what that smell was even when I didn't. I used to stupidly use a mini trashcan in my room as a sperm receptacle. It had a lid on it of course, but the smell still permeated through my room. I kinda knew what it was but my dumbass passed it off as just being the smell of my deodorant. My mom told me multiple times to clean my room and I was like, "why" And she kept saying it had a 'man' smell. I wish I knew then what I know now. *facepalm*
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No.7098
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No.7470
>>7097
This scenario has been in my nightmares since the day i first jerked off
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No.7480
No, but I was dating a girl and we had sex a couple times, so I brought her to meet my parents.
My Dad made the comment to me on the side that she looked exactly like my mom when she was younger. I hadn't realized that, so he said that my mom was kind of uncomfortable with it.
I ended up breaking up with her a little bit after.
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No.7481
>>7480
stop being me. my actual gf looks like my mom and grandmom when they were young, skull shape and face details, even body size and shape.
DDDDD: nice
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No.7482
>>7481
You're dating your long lost sister.
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No.7485
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No.7560
I am either psychotic or alpha as fuck, because I just straight up told my mom 'incest isn't wrong because you're barren, so there's no chance of genetic failure'. Pretty sure she knows I'm either ambivalent toward it or all for the ara ara. She also knows I have a thing for older women since it was brought up at some point.
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No.7566
>>7560
So you're okay with incest with your mom because she's barren? What, did she get her tubes tied or were you adopted? She can't have always been barren if she had you.
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No.7567
>>7566
Nah as women get older their ability to have babies dies. She's like 50 but looks 30.
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No.7569
>>7567
Anon, you have to give her the D
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No.7570
>>7569
She said she wouldn't be okay with it and incest grosses her out.
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No.7604
i had a perfectly healthy relationship with my mom, she was a bit of a control freak though which thought me to hide everything private very well, have never gotten caught watching or masturbating to porn.
also she can't be the explanation for my fetish because she never pampered me that much and i was already taller than her at 13, while i'm only turned on by a motherly figure and a height difference.
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No.7642
No. She caught me fapping to Tsunade from Naruto once in middle or early high school though.
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No.7644
>>7097
AAAAAAAAAAAAAH! FUCK! I HAVE THE EXACT SAME REASONING WITH A TRASHCAN IN MY ROOM AND MY MOM ALWAYS SAYS THAT MY ROOM SMELLS WIERD
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No.7650
>>6697
>keeping porn
>not using a quick link and then deleting history
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No.7651
My porn collection is so pure that I don't think I could feel shame even if it was broadcasted live to the world. It's mainly stuff like femjoy and other tasteful nude stuff; my only fetish is naturally hairy women.
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No.7654
>>7650
Oh sure. Because you're always going to have internet access no matter where you are, websites never go down, streaming is totally fast and reliable, nothing ever gets lost or otherwise deleted.
Only plebs and cowards don't download their porn. A hard drive full of smut beats an illusive cloud any day.
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No.7658
>One time, when I was young
>I screwed up the courage to ask her
>If I could please lick her pussy.
>To my amazement she said, "Okay, but only this one time. Let's not make a habit of it."
TRUE STORY.
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No.7659
>>7097
>>7093
>>7470
>actually wanking while sitting at your desk
>setting up a literal cumdumpster
Jeeze just wank in the shower. Perfect privacy, No mess, no smell, shower spray masks fap noises.
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No.7661
>>7659
>jacking off in the shower
What, are you an animal?
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No.7662
The fuck is with all the futafags and cucks in this thread?
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No.7665
>>7659
You can't porn in the shower, fool.
>>7662
Dafuq are you talking about? Futa? Oh, I'm guessing we should just man up and fap in front of our moms, right? Just because your dad probably did that in front of you doesn't make it normal, squirt.
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No.7667
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No.7670
>>7667
More like hot AF if it's true, which I hope it is. Cuz cunnilingus is how it really goes down. But all the fags out there delude themselves into thinking women just want to suck dick.
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No.7686
>>7048
>"Whatever turns you on, babe~"
>embarrassment
I don't know about you but I would've tried it right then and there, fucking hell what an opportunity.
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No.7690
>>7048
>tfw no cool mom to embarrass me
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No.7915
Nope, never gotten caught, not even once. Ona side note...shota aspect aside, milf porn has got to be the most normal thing on planet earth. You have a healthy interest in the natural developed female body. Worst case scenario, you get caught stuffing a jar of warm peanut butter while watchin a thick bushy milf getting pounded.
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No.7927
>>7915
>stuffing a warm jar of peanut butter
well? How did it feel?
t. too much of a coward to try it himself
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No.8084
>>6724
You should listen to your mother anon, lest you end up turning into a faggot.
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No.8195
>>7665
>you can’t porn in the shower fool
I have a waterproof phone so I can
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No.8201
>>6697
Seen my mommy porn? No. Hit me over the head with less-than-subtle hints that she wanted my D? You tell me:
+Always wears satin nightgowns that fall to mid-thigh at home, except in winter where she puts on a robe as well
+I always did the laundry since age 10 (just me & her), but once I hit age 15 her panties were "extra fragrant" and often moist come laundry day
+Always asking for foot/leg/thigh rubs/massages starting around the same age, and always when she's wearing those nightgowns - typically keeps her legs closed, but the times she doesn't her hips/legs are angled so I can't see her pussy but can tell she's not wearing panties under there
+Often takes naps on top of her sheets except in winter, curtains in the hall outside her room during the summer are often opened just enough to illuminate her legs - and up her nightgown when her legs are splayed out. Very space pubic hair (almost feathery), and no protruding inner-labia. My fetish pussy even before I saw that for the first time and stared up her nightgown jacking off for the next minute (I was young and came all over the carpet pretty quickly)
+Always wants back rubs and prefers I straddle her, never says a thing when my fingers stray to her side boobs, never says a thing if I get a boner while straddling her butt except shift slightly so my dick is over the crack of her ass (she always has a sheet over her butt, I usually wear a loose pair of shorts and a t-shirt at home)
+Time she got tripped by the cat and hurt her ankle it took her a good ten or so minutes to remember to close her legs - her pussy was gaping open the entire time, and she is very pink inside for her age. She only closed her legs when I convinced her that if she couldn't get up and I could get her up as she was dead weight then we needed to call for an ambulance. She also never once asked for something to cover herself with, and I was too freaked-out (and aroused) to think to offer
+Day after I got her home from the hospital with a cast on her leg she had an odd reaction to the narcotic pain meds (I think...not sure if she was acting or seriously high as a fucking kite) and, while lying in bed flashed me her tits and asked if I wanted to fuck her. I also now know that I inherited her nipples. Note: I very much did want to fuck her right then, but I didn't because I was instead freaking-out about how she was acting all high and loopy
+After she got that cast on, every time she took a shower (got her one of those shower bench seats) she'd insist that I help her wash her back and hair, and that I had to be naked, too ("or you'd just be wasting electricity on running the dryer all the time")
+Pretty sure she's watched me jack-off many times at night, but I've never caught her - my eyes get stupidly "night blind" when looking at a screen in the dark. Conversely, I've never caught her masturbating.
Not that you'll likely believe any of that, but I swear it's 100% true.
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No.8202
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