No.6697 [View All]
I'm sure the most awkward situation none of us ever want to be in is our own mothers discovering our MILF fetish. Her knowing you're into mature women is one thing, but what if she actually saw what you fap to? Especially if it's mother-son incest.
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No.7051
>>7049
This >>7050
Seriously, if someone's triggered by the very 'definition' of cuckoldry happening to them, that's quite an insecure person.
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No.7054
>>7050
>it is acceptable that your spouse would rather fuck an animal than you
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No.7055
>>7054
>not accepting of the fact that your spouse might have fetish that doesn't involve you
Just because they do it once, or once in a while, doesn't mean they prefer it over you. And even if they did, are you seriously going to feel threatened by an animal? She can't leave you for it, but she might if you've got a problem with letting her do her thing.
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No.7056
>>7055
I find it strange that you are trying to frame having a problem with human beings having sex with animals as an abnormal position for someone to take.
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No.7057
>>7056
It has less to do with animals and more to do with what you'd consider a threat to your relationship (cuckoldry). The reason I put a dog in the same vein as a shota is because both are (supposed to be) lesser than you. If you perceive them as the competition then that makes you pretty insecure.
And yes, I'm into chicks who have fucked up fetishes. Be it pedophillia or bestiality. I like to watch.
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No.7058
>>7057
>And yes, I'm into chicks who have fucked up fetishes. Be it pedophillia or bestiality. I like to watch.
>ok with fucking animals
>ok with fucking kids
Sure is semitic in here.
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No.7059
>>7058
Don't kink-shame them, bro. We all got something a little fucky up with us.
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No.7060
>>7054
You are kind of proving my point here. You couldn't leave it as "your wife choosing to fuck a dog". You had to add an aspect of loss to make it negative: "rather than you".
Thus without the losing aspect, cuckoldry has no teeth. It is just extramarital sex.
You also ignore other potential scenarios, even if you might find them unlikely. The wife fucks husband and dog. On saturday, the wife gets the urge to be fucked. The wife asks hubby first, but he has obligations he can't put off. The wife gets off on the perversion of bestiality too, so then goes to the dog. She prefers to fuck the husband, but the dog will do in a pinch. (Lets face it, dogs are probably spastic selfish fuckers in most cases.)
So wife fucks dog, but not "rather than" husband.
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No.7061
>>7058
That supposed to be your way of calling someone a 'jew' because I like pedo women? If so, lol, where do you even think you are?
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No.7062
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No.7064
>>7055
This is the most beta thing I've read all day.
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No.7065
Nope, but once I earnestly told my parents and a couple of friends that I really liked a woman with motherly features and they just laughed it off, thinking I was pulling their leg.
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No.7066
>>7064
I can picture you talking to your bros right now.
>Man, fuck this shit!
>What's wrong, dawg?
>My girl cheating on me!
>Well shit. With who? Her ex? Tell me it's not her ex.
>No! Bitch doing it with the dog! I knew we shouldn't have never adopted that mutt!
>...ROFLMAO!
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No.7067
>>7066
>The dog cucks still trying this hard to defend his cuck fetish
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No.7086
I wish my mom was hot. Then I might enjoy it if she found out. I wouldn't be surprised if she knew, though. I've told her that I'm interested in older women. The women in whom I've most recently expressed interest have been within five years of her age (and I was born when she was in her early 30's, so there is a large age disparity). At the very least, she knows I masturbate.
Both me and my mom walk around in our underwear, but we don't really seem to be attracted to each other. I guess that's normal, though, so I really shouldn't complain. But it does make me sad that my mother is so lonely. She's been divorced from my father for almost 20 years, and she's only dated one person in that time (about 10 or more years ago). I'm pretty sure she's resigned to being alone forever. I even feel bad about moving out. I was out on my own for five years, but she seemed miserable...
It's unfortunate that my deepest abstract fetish has no appeal to me in real life (other than my attraction for older women in general).
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No.7093
>>6697
Thankfully not, the closest I ever came to being caught was when she barged in on me mid-fap.
>mom is opening the door suddenly
>exit out of all my porn like lightening
>she enters my room
>I'm sweaty, croaky voiced, bloodshot
>my mom notices and asks me what I'm doing
>I come up with an excuse and say I was doing push-ups
>she asks what I'm doing on my laptop
>think this is where I'm finally caught
>bring up one of my tabs with funny videos
>tell her I'm watching funny videos
>she asks "really, what's that?" and makes her way over to my desk
>I play a 10 minute video about Americans struggling to use basic geography on a map
>mom is huddled behind me and laughing at the video
>that was pretty funny, anon
>you smell weird though, take a shower when you're done
>mfw I smell like that because my pajamas are covered in cum
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No.7096
>>7093
>you smell weird though, take a shower when you're done
She knew exactly what that smell was.
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No.7097
>>7096
>She knew exactly what that smell was.
Oh gawd, my mom knew what that smell was even when I didn't. I used to stupidly use a mini trashcan in my room as a sperm receptacle. It had a lid on it of course, but the smell still permeated through my room. I kinda knew what it was but my dumbass passed it off as just being the smell of my deodorant. My mom told me multiple times to clean my room and I was like, "why" And she kept saying it had a 'man' smell. I wish I knew then what I know now. *facepalm*
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No.7098
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No.7470
>>7097
This scenario has been in my nightmares since the day i first jerked off
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No.7480
No, but I was dating a girl and we had sex a couple times, so I brought her to meet my parents.
My Dad made the comment to me on the side that she looked exactly like my mom when she was younger. I hadn't realized that, so he said that my mom was kind of uncomfortable with it.
I ended up breaking up with her a little bit after.
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No.7481
>>7480
stop being me. my actual gf looks like my mom and grandmom when they were young, skull shape and face details, even body size and shape.
DDDDD: nice
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No.7482
>>7481
You're dating your long lost sister.
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No.7485
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No.7560
I am either psychotic or alpha as fuck, because I just straight up told my mom 'incest isn't wrong because you're barren, so there's no chance of genetic failure'. Pretty sure she knows I'm either ambivalent toward it or all for the ara ara. She also knows I have a thing for older women since it was brought up at some point.
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No.7566
>>7560
So you're okay with incest with your mom because she's barren? What, did she get her tubes tied or were you adopted? She can't have always been barren if she had you.
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No.7567
>>7566
Nah as women get older their ability to have babies dies. She's like 50 but looks 30.
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No.7569
>>7567
Anon, you have to give her the D
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No.7570
>>7569
She said she wouldn't be okay with it and incest grosses her out.
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No.7604
i had a perfectly healthy relationship with my mom, she was a bit of a control freak though which thought me to hide everything private very well, have never gotten caught watching or masturbating to porn.
also she can't be the explanation for my fetish because she never pampered me that much and i was already taller than her at 13, while i'm only turned on by a motherly figure and a height difference.
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No.7642
No. She caught me fapping to Tsunade from Naruto once in middle or early high school though.
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No.7644
>>7097
AAAAAAAAAAAAAH! FUCK! I HAVE THE EXACT SAME REASONING WITH A TRASHCAN IN MY ROOM AND MY MOM ALWAYS SAYS THAT MY ROOM SMELLS WIERD
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No.7650
>>6697
>keeping porn
>not using a quick link and then deleting history
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No.7651
My porn collection is so pure that I don't think I could feel shame even if it was broadcasted live to the world. It's mainly stuff like femjoy and other tasteful nude stuff; my only fetish is naturally hairy women.
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No.7654
>>7650
Oh sure. Because you're always going to have internet access no matter where you are, websites never go down, streaming is totally fast and reliable, nothing ever gets lost or otherwise deleted.
Only plebs and cowards don't download their porn. A hard drive full of smut beats an illusive cloud any day.
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No.7658
>One time, when I was young
>I screwed up the courage to ask her
>If I could please lick her pussy.
>To my amazement she said, "Okay, but only this one time. Let's not make a habit of it."
TRUE STORY.
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No.7659
>>7097
>>7093
>>7470
>actually wanking while sitting at your desk
>setting up a literal cumdumpster
Jeeze just wank in the shower. Perfect privacy, No mess, no smell, shower spray masks fap noises.
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No.7661
>>7659
>jacking off in the shower
What, are you an animal?
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No.7662
The fuck is with all the futafags and cucks in this thread?
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No.7665
>>7659
You can't porn in the shower, fool.
>>7662
Dafuq are you talking about? Futa? Oh, I'm guessing we should just man up and fap in front of our moms, right? Just because your dad probably did that in front of you doesn't make it normal, squirt.
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No.7667
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No.7670
>>7667
More like hot AF if it's true, which I hope it is. Cuz cunnilingus is how it really goes down. But all the fags out there delude themselves into thinking women just want to suck dick.
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No.7686
>>7048
>"Whatever turns you on, babe~"
>embarrassment
I don't know about you but I would've tried it right then and there, fucking hell what an opportunity.
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No.7690
>>7048
>tfw no cool mom to embarrass me
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No.7915
Nope, never gotten caught, not even once. Ona side note...shota aspect aside, milf porn has got to be the most normal thing on planet earth. You have a healthy interest in the natural developed female body. Worst case scenario, you get caught stuffing a jar of warm peanut butter while watchin a thick bushy milf getting pounded.
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No.7927
>>7915
>stuffing a warm jar of peanut butter
well? How did it feel?
t. too much of a coward to try it himself
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No.8084
>>6724
You should listen to your mother anon, lest you end up turning into a faggot.
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No.8195
>>7665
>you can’t porn in the shower fool
I have a waterproof phone so I can
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No.8201
>>6697
Seen my mommy porn? No. Hit me over the head with less-than-subtle hints that she wanted my D? You tell me:
+Always wears satin nightgowns that fall to mid-thigh at home, except in winter where she puts on a robe as well
+I always did the laundry since age 10 (just me & her), but once I hit age 15 her panties were "extra fragrant" and often moist come laundry day
+Always asking for foot/leg/thigh rubs/massages starting around the same age, and always when she's wearing those nightgowns - typically keeps her legs closed, but the times she doesn't her hips/legs are angled so I can't see her pussy but can tell she's not wearing panties under there
+Often takes naps on top of her sheets except in winter, curtains in the hall outside her room during the summer are often opened just enough to illuminate her legs - and up her nightgown when her legs are splayed out. Very space pubic hair (almost feathery), and no protruding inner-labia. My fetish pussy even before I saw that for the first time and stared up her nightgown jacking off for the next minute (I was young and came all over the carpet pretty quickly)
+Always wants back rubs and prefers I straddle her, never says a thing when my fingers stray to her side boobs, never says a thing if I get a boner while straddling her butt except shift slightly so my dick is over the crack of her ass (she always has a sheet over her butt, I usually wear a loose pair of shorts and a t-shirt at home)
+Time she got tripped by the cat and hurt her ankle it took her a good ten or so minutes to remember to close her legs - her pussy was gaping open the entire time, and she is very pink inside for her age. She only closed her legs when I convinced her that if she couldn't get up and I could get her up as she was dead weight then we needed to call for an ambulance. She also never once asked for something to cover herself with, and I was too freaked-out (and aroused) to think to offer
+Day after I got her home from the hospital with a cast on her leg she had an odd reaction to the narcotic pain meds (I think...not sure if she was acting or seriously high as a fucking kite) and, while lying in bed flashed me her tits and asked if I wanted to fuck her. I also now know that I inherited her nipples. Note: I very much did want to fuck her right then, but I didn't because I was instead freaking-out about how she was acting all high and loopy
+After she got that cast on, every time she took a shower (got her one of those shower bench seats) she'd insist that I help her wash her back and hair, and that I had to be naked, too ("or you'd just be wasting electricity on running the dryer all the time")
+Pretty sure she's watched me jack-off many times at night, but I've never caught her - my eyes get stupidly "night blind" when looking at a screen in the dark. Conversely, I've never caught her masturbating.
Not that you'll likely believe any of that, but I swear it's 100% true.
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No.8202
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