No.1805 [Last50 Posts]
>tfw I have no sexual feelings for my own mother, yet I'm able to get off to hentai that involves mother and son.
>tfw I can barely resist hentai with a mother and /ss/, yet I find cheating and pedophilia to be abhorrent.
>tfw I lose it to hentai with futa moms
Life is weird
Also, anyone know what the 2nd and 3rd pics are from? Dem curves are nice.
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No.1806
>found artist CGs or manga with perfect character
>She gets fucked by [Insert anyone who isn't shota here]
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No.1807
>tfw no harem anime with moe milfs
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No.1808
>>1805
Source of the last 2 images: Mitsuko-San Rakugaki CG-Shuu 3
By Chirimaya (AKA Volvox)
https://hitomi.la/galleries/430803.html
I've uploaded only a handful of his stuff in the CG Sets thread. Highly recommend since it's glorious.
As for feels:
>tfw you will never have an ara~ that will snuggle you warmly against her big, milk-filled motherly bosom.
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No.1809
>tfw will never mindbreak a bunch of MILFs and Cakes to be completely and lovingly devoted to me
>tfw I'll never have a harem of them that will continually grow and remain with me until I die
>tfw I'll never take them to weddings and parties and dance with them to classic funk and jazz
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No.1812
>tfw you will never give the dick to that one lonely single Milf who hasn't had any love for a long time and longs for companionship
Why even live?
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No.1979
>All these negative feels
>Tfw just today, got hit on at the restaurant I work at by a 40-something woman with DD-to-F cup titties and a great ass.
>Yes, some alcohol may have been a factor, but still.
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No.1987
>>1979
Did you ask her if she was married?
you must remember to follow up with, "You're too beautiful to have been left alone this long."
Older ladies appreciate cheesy lines as long as you say them with the fullest of ham.
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No.1988
>>1979
Good shit.
>>1987
All you need to do is find a way to compliment on how young she looks. They absolutely love that shit. Often times milfs will fish for compliments by telling you their real age in the conversation somehow (especially over 40) and then you go "holy shit, I thought you were still in your twenties" and then bam.
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No.1989
>>1805
I know how you feel. I love hentai about moms and sons, but I never have and never will see my mom that way, and she's not even unattractive, lots of guys her age hit on her infact, young guys too.
The closest I've ever been to that situation is being sexually attracted to my aunt who I'm not related to, my dad's brother's wife.
Maybe it's not the fact that it's mom and son that gets us off, but we just simply like imagining us having sex, getting mothered and nurtured by MILFs we aren't related to?
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No.1992
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No.1993
>>1808
>volvox
I really love his art style.
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No.1998
>>1989
>Maybe it's not the fact that it's mom and son that gets us off, but we just simply like imagining us having sex, getting mothered and nurtured by MILFs we aren't related to?
This sounds plausible.
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No.2002
>>1998
OP Here, and I'd have to say that the reason could be just that. Alot of the appeal whenever I see any /ss/ works comes from imagining myself as a boy being smothered by some curvy woman/MILF whose body is larger than mine, basically the pic in >>1989
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No.2003
>>2002
Yup, i have those same feels.
There is something passionate and sensual about it.
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No.2028
>Have a fetish for brother-sister/son-mom porn
>I don't have any sort of sexual attraction towards my own mother and sister
>I'm deathly afraid if they find out about it.
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No.2030
I'm still not 100% sure I buy Freud's whole thing of wanting to fuck your mom. Biologically it doesn't make sense, because you'd get babies that were inbred as fuck. What does make sense is that you:
1) Tend to find attractive women who are the "average" of all women seen (obviously a very "unique" looking person with a huge nose or something or one huge ear is going to be unattractive) and we see our moms a lot
2) We long for the feeling of comfort and warmth we had while being swaddled as an infant, but we are just looking for that same level of sensory input/feeling of safety/relative size, not necessarily tying it to the person who was doing it. In any case, we can't become that small again
>inb4 manlet
So we'll never feel it again, but obviously women hugging our heads is the closest we'll get, and it's a pretty good substitute. I'm lucky enough to have had a couple gfs with big boobs who have been motherly.
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No.2031
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No.2032
>>1805
Your spoiler says it all for me, OP
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No.2033
>>1805
>tfw I'm going full /ara/ and zero /loli/ because of this:
https://8ch.net/pol/res/2530832.html#2530832
https://www.vice.com/en_ca/read/criminalizing-cartoons-how-the-law-is-dealing-with-anime-child-pornography-in-canada?utm_source=vicefbca
>I like the healthy MILF body type. I like the sweet ara ara archetype. I also like the purity and impressionability of youth. That's the only appealing thing about loli in my opinion. MILF is way sexier. But I believe in free expression and Canada is getting worse and worse for this.
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No.2034
>>2033
>also variety is the spice of life.
>being thrown into jail and ostracized doesn't count
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No.2056
>>2028
Fetishes in hentai can be really awkward. There is a lot in Hentai I'm not into in real life. For example, I am not into incest at all, yet I can get into the occasional Mother-son incest on a whim.
>>2030
I'm not sure if I buy it either.
I do know for myself though that the main appeal for /ara/ for me is to sensual/passion of motherly-like love.
>>2033
>>2034
That's a shame anon. Literally thought-crime.
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No.2070
>>1808
So much win! Thanks for the link!
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No.2071
>mfw cute milf cleaning lady from hotel i work at saluted me with "hi handsome"
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No.2072
>>2071
take her to the bone zone.
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No.2073
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No.2110
>girlfriend is into /ara/
>she likes me to call her "mom"
>she lives 8 hours away
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No.2116
>>2071
Keep us posted on any updates.
Flirting with milfs can be fun. They buckle when you compliment how young and youthful they look for their age.
>>2110
Interesting fetish. How far into it were you guys? bummer about the distance
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No.2254
>>2030
rule #1 of phycology.
Freud was a hack.
he had alot of good questions but not a lot of good answers.
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No.2259
>tfw you love /ss/ with milfs but can't stand mother/son shit
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No.2262
>>2116
>Keep us posted on any updates.
Not longer there, so it ended up in nothing.
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No.2266
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No.2267
>>1979
>>1987
>>1988
Time for an update, I suppose.
>She's single
>Probably 30+ years old (Can't tell if she just looks old but is young, or looks young but is older, not gonna ask THAT question).
>Single
>A regular at the place I work
>Very flirtatious. (With everybody, not just yours)
>Can confirm that although she's got a bit of a bigger belly (Far from large, but not flat stomached) she's got at least DDD-F Cups and vid related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvTpEoi0tzE
What the fuck, Hotwheels, enable videos on /ara/.
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No.2273
>>2267
I guess it depends on the milf, but I often don;'t mind a little bigger belly.
>Hotwheels
It could also be an option the Board Owner has to enable or something.
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No.2414
>I've never felt that way about my mom but would dick my step mom in a heartbeat
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No.2417
More good feels incoming.
>Started talking to a lady in her early 40s some months ago (originally met her via Internet, I have since confirmed her identity)
>Normal conversation eventually turned into flat-out flirting constantly
>Almost got a chance to see her in person (she's a long ways away from me, unfortunately), but fate caused that to not happen
>Still very intent on spending a few days with me regardless
And for those who want details...
>Huge tits (each one is easily about the size of my head)
>Ass is pretty nice
>Belly is a bit big, but not huge. She's very self-conscious about it, though.
>As mentioned before, is very flirtatious with me, insists that it's just with me (no way to confirm this, obviously)
>Is very intent on making me as happy as possible, sends pics to me constantly because she knows how much I like them
>Is generally a total sweetheart in general
I'm starting to ignore the occasional advances girls make on me relationship-wise for her sake. If the time comes where we do get to live together, I can almost guarantee there will be a lot of snuggling and fucking.
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No.2418
>>2417
You better fucking keep us updated
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No.2419
>>2418
I plan on it. Although the way things are going, it's likely that I won't be actually seeing her for at LEAST another 2 months or so.
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No.2423
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No.2441
I know that feeling really well OP, I'm absolutely disgusted by the thoughts of banging my own mother however porn regarding that I can get off to it.
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No.2450
>>2417
I need a picture of her face, also, just to understand this anon's ara.
Ask permission first, obviously, and don't spill the macaroni over it.
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No.2456
>>2450
No can do, boss. I'm worried enough that somehow she'll figure out about my posts here, so attaching a face would only make that more likely. Most I can do is describe.
>Face, overall, looks a bit younger than she actually is, but can tell she's not in her 20s anymore.
>Has rather large glasses, although they're not "problem glasses"
>Semi-light blue eyes
>Semi-long, soft-looking black hair
>Fairly high concentration of freckles
>Has dimples, which compliment her soft smile very well (which she usually seems to have in what she's shown me)
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No.2458
>i like milfs because my moms insane
>i just want to know what its like to have a normal mom that loves me and isn't crying all the time
>or hiding my meds because she worked it into her head i was becoming a druggie for taking prescription pain meds for some srs stuff.
>i also have weird sexual repression issues
>also from my mother.
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No.2459
>>2458
serious stuff, forgot that was also the mental illness thing.
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No.2486
>live in a shitty area where all the older ladies are ugly as sin, no milfs whatsoever
>even if I did get the cash to move to a better area, I'd probably be too old to look young again
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No.2487
>There are women in Japan that are seen as past their prime
>Some just want a comfy family
>Others will focus so much on their career they won't be able to start a family at all
>I won't be turning a cute older asian cake into a MILF
>mfw
>>2458
That's fucked up.
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No.2626
>>2267
>Several weeks later update
>She's likely sleeping around with several other guys at the restaurant
>Except anon
>Show's little to no interest in anon
>tfw when you're not in an /ara/ situation, but an /ntr/ situation.
How did things fall so far?
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No.2630
>Birthday passed by recently
>Slowly dawning on me that I'll keep getting gradually closer to the age of the milfs I lust after
Oh god make me stop aging
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No.2632
>>2626
Did you at least make an attempt to make moves on her? Being passive can fuck you over with women, even aras.
With that said, update of sorts:
>>2417
>Still nothing in terms of actually being able to see her in person
>Got into an argument which almost tore us apart, but only brought us closer together
>Learned a bit more about her fetishes, picking up a new fetish as a result
>Got to see more of her tig ol bitties, among other things
Surprised things are going this well.
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No.2639
>>2458
same here anon.
I just want someone soft to snuggle with and maybe rub my head
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No.2739
>>2267
>>1979
>>2626
>This whole greentext story
https://youtu.be/f5BSyFjKGkg?t=10s
But seriously, that fucking sucks man
>>2632
By any chance would you be willing to tell us fine people what those fetishes are, as well as tell us what fetish you're starting to pick up?
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No.2740
>>1808
That art style is soo fucking smooth, its beautiful.
>TFW you'll never have an ara to get drunk and fall asleep with in a drunken stupor .
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No.2745
>>2739
I'll keep it under wraps for now. All I'll say is that the new one I picked up was because she brought it up and I just hadn't thought of it before. And that it could be considered a form of age play.
Also,
>Her tits are apparently steadily getting bigger
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No.2748
This is probably the notion of unconditional love that one expects from a mother. Also the sense of protection and nurturing. This is a large powerful female that will love you, protect you, and heal your pain. I don't have any interest in children, but in all my pictures I project the child as *myself*
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No.2933
>>2071
sorry anon but handsome is codeword for ugly dont want to hur his feelings
I get handsome all the time from older women
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No.2940
>>2030
>Biologically it doesn't make sense, because you'd get babies that were inbred as fuck.
Actually, incest doesn't necessarily mean your children are going to end up retarded.
You and your mother share the same genetic predispositions for certain defects, so when you reproduce you end up having children with a higher chance of ending up with one.
Even then it takes a few generations of inbreeding to actually start seeing them, just make sure your kids aren't fucking grandma when you aren't around.
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No.2945
>>2933
It can mean a lot of things, depending on the woman. Some use it as a compliment of appearance, and some will use it in the way that you interpret it. And there's the women that simply use that, as well as terms like "hun" or "sweetie" without leaning towards either of those two. It's just sort of in their natural lexicon, for lack of a better term.
As for the lady I've been going back and forth with, things have been a bit quiet. She's been fairly busy, so we haven't gotten to talk much. But when we do, she's as passionate as ever.
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No.2969
>tfw into /ss/ but not really into incest
>but I like older women
>mfw
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No.2977
>tfw pretty much every western site or gallery has banned any hint of straight shotacon
>all those obscure mama-chan, dexter's mom comics, etc. risking total vanishment from the internet
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No.3005
>>2969
>TFW incest seems to play a role in a large number of doujins
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No.3028
>>2630
>My birthday is today
>I have the same feels
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No.3137
>>2630
>>3028
Truly the worst
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No.3250
tfw you've been in a depressed slump for quite some time and all you really want is a chubby ara to come and coddle you and tell you everything's gonna be okay while teasing you and maybe having some domminess on the side.
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No.3253
>>1812
I'm going to actually do this... feels weird man :/
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No.3298
>>2630
>To old for /ss/
T-There's still hope right?
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No.3505
>be uni student
>be in history class
>professor breaks us up into groups to discuss primary source documents
>this happens three times
>on the second time, get grouped with another guy, a sheboon, and a white woman who looks to be in her 40s-50s
>she and I essentially dominate the conversation
>eventually I say something that impresses her
>she comes out and says "Will you marry me"
>blush and laugh a little, pretty much at a loss for wods
>she laughs, says I'm cute, and emphasis she was just playing
>says she's old enough to be my mom
>tfw this whole scenario
I'll essentially run into this woman two times out of the week.
Should I try making a move, guys?
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No.3506
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No.3507
>>3505
>be in history class
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No.3508
>>3506
I'm going to go in for the kill, man.
I just need to make sure she isn't married or in some kind of relationship already.
Wish me luck, anon.
>>3507
>implying history is bad
It's one of the few, if not the only, humanity that requires factual sources.
Unlike something like sociology, which is entirely theory based.
Go trash them instead.
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No.3510
>>3508
Good luck, anon. Hope you spill some seed instead of spaghetti.
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No.3511
>>3505
If she's single, go for it.
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No.3524
>>3505
>know this is real
>know this will never happen to me to the same capacity
why live
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No.3526
>had a dream where my mother was doing exercise
>she tries to stay upside down using her arms to keep on that position
>she asks me to help her
>I hold her legs
>she spreads them
>I give a little lick on her pussy
>I wake up with the most shameful boner of my life
Sometimes I hate the fact that my mother is fit and beautiful.
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No.3532
>>3524
It may not be in that exact same way but one day an ara will admit she finds you attractive. It'll be up to you if you feel the same way about her.
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No.3544
>>3526
You need to make your fantasy a real life
>>3532
My motherlust is insatiable by just one, my sights are set wide on as many women as I can love, but that's just my instinct to pass on my brood. So I'll end up with nothing and no one in the end probably
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No.5552
>ITT ara feels
>last post 1 year ago
>tfw
any updates on these stories?
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No.5553
>>3526
>Sometimes I hate the fact that my mother is fit and beautiful.
You know what must be done.
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No.5580
Don't think it's worth making a new thread, but I occasionally I get these intense dreams of /ss/. Fantasy worlds in which elves and orcs kidnap shotas for the sake of keeping their races alive, sci-fi settings where sexbots offer their services to young boys, etc. The most recent thing that came up was something about "Concubine Godmothers", who were women who reached the age of 30 without marrying. They gained the full legal right to have sex with male minors. Concubine Godmothers pretty much existed as government tax-paid prostitutes and secondary maternal role models to provide for themselves and any willing male sexual release, while also to encourage population-sustaining libidos. This resulted in a society of very assertive cakes seducing young boys any place they can, or integrating themselves into families with lots of male children as honorary aunts.
When it comes to IRL stuff, I don't have an Oedipus Complex. The closest I've ever had has been wanting to fuck attractive mothers of people I don't directly associate with. Doesn't help that 3D is 3D either. However I can't get enough of incest or /ss/.
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No.5608
>>5552
Sure, I'll bite.
Continued from >>2417
Her and I have still been talking, although not as frequently as before, largely due to things being rather busy on her end. The good news is she's moving to an area quite a bit closer to me rather soon, so the odds of getting to spend time together will be much better down the road, unless I end up moving as well. There's a decent chance that if I do end up moving, it would end up being closer to her, likely in the easy weekend trip category.
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No.5636
>2 years ago
I honest to God jumped in my seat.
>tfw unsure how to tell older women that I like the fact that they're older without making them take their age as an insult.
Closest wording I've thought of is something like
>you're mature, it's a woman's body, not just a "mom bod"
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No.5638
I think I'm attracted to my cake of a therapist and I don't know how to explain that to her.
>She either spends some sessions either giggling or impressed with me
>At the end of one session while we had a few minutes left she asks if I enjoy going to the beach or suntanning, at the end of another she asks me if I practice yoga and asks how good my downward dog is
>She wore form hugging orange yoga pants to the session
>>5636
>unsure how to tell older women that I like the fact that they're older without making them take their age as an insult.
Tell them that they're incredibly attractive for their age.
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No.5651
>>5636
Are you talking about women you don't know? Or women you are in a relationship with?
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No.5654
>>5638
are you a girl or one of them ladyboys
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No.5655
>>3250
This resonates with me on a personal level
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No.5657
>>3250
You can't put this sort of statement on the internet, man...it's too real.
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No.5729
>>5636
For me, I won't bring up age when courting them. Generally, they'll bring up the age gap at some point relatively early on, at which point you can say that you either don't mind it at all or you're specifically into that. By the time they bring it up, odds are that they won't mind that regardless. Granted, this might work better in online interaction than in in-person interaction.
>>5638
>Tell them that they're incredibly attractive for their age.
Hell, leave "for their age" out of the picture entirely.
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No.5883
>tfw definitely have mommy issues from a less-than-normal adolescence with my mother
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No.5885
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No.5900
>playing some Animal Crossing
>head to the island
>first message I see is "I'm old enough to be your mom"
>GRANT ME STRENGTH TO FROST THIS CAKE after marriage because I'm a sappy cunt
>don't even try flirting, just chatting
>we go to another player's town
>get her email
>later learn she's married
>oh_well.jpg
>the only reason I stop talking to her and the other two that were there that day was because I got sick of AC
They were cool people.
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No.5905
Congrats,you're smart enough to be able to differentiate fiction from reality.
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No.5934
Anons, I come bearing a message of hope
>doing the guitar hero through tinder
>find a sweet chinese lady of 47 years
>we both are acting a lot younger than we are
>we go into a panty store together and I let her treat herself to a pair she really wants
>she says no guy has done that with her before
>as it turns out she's just been a single business lady for all this time
>we went to watch a movie, logan
>it was more violent than expected
>we started making out like wee pups
>bring her to dinner after and start getting all nervous
>we finally get to her house and she brings me in
>love her all over her home
>wake up the next day cuddling
SOA is looking for you anons
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No.5935
>Had a dream where I had come home from a hard day at work
>Locked door behind me and greeted wife
>She's asian, pregnant and goth
>She greets me by disrobing from a gorgeous spider-web gown
>Proceed to make sweet tender love to her as to not damage upcoming child
>Both of us collapsed in bed exhausted
>Real me wakes up alone
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No.5937
>>5934
Not bad, not bad at all.
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No.5951
>want to save /ara/ pics
>limited internet data
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No.5958
>>5935
With taste that shitty, you deserve to be alone. Cook the rice, pay the price, you piece of shit.
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No.5959
>>5958
t. Rectal-Ragnarok'd mulatto
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No.5974
>>2033
>not being able to separate cartoons from real life
ffs...
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No.5975
>>2033
>Anime child pornography
If 2D is CP then killing an NPC in a video game is murder.
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No.5980
>>5959
>you're a mulatto if you hate mulattos
>you're a faggot if you hate faggots
>you're a spider if you hate spiders
0/10; reported for not even trying.
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No.5983
>>5980
My bad
>t. Rectal-Ragnarok'd hapa
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No.5984
>>3505
IT HAS BEEN OVER A YEAR SINCE THAT POST
BUT FUCKING JAM YOUR DICK IN HER ASS YOU NIGGER
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No.6005
I already posted this on /a/, but somebody suggested I post it here, too.
Recently, my parents have had enough with me being single all the time, so they decided to hook me up with a daughter of their friends. Thing is, she is 5 years older than me and already in the christmas cake territory, so I am not sure whether I should go for it or not.
Some facts about her:
>from the photos of her I saw she was pretty cute for her age
>she works as an OL
>she apparently couldn't get a boyfriend before
>her parents are somewhat desperate to pair her off with someone already
Any thoughts/advice? Should I go for it?
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No.6006
>>6005
>Christmas Cake
>She was pretty cute for her age
>Office Lady
>Should I go for it?
Yeah. Go on a simple date and figure out if you get along with her, if you do then great.
>>5984
He probably buried his dick so deep inside her that he can't come back and post results.
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No.6007
>>6005
TAKE THIS GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY OR I WILL FIND YOU AND SMASH YOUR BALLS WITH A HAMMER
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No.6008
>>6006
>>6007
I am kind of worried, though, her mother REALLY wants her to find somebody already, and it makes me suspicious that there might be something amiss.
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No.6010
>>6008
that's probably the same way she feels about you.
>"this guys a virgin and is how old? is he alright in the head? I wonder if he posts on /ara/"
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No.6011
>>6010
So, it will be basically 'two broken pillars supporting each other' situation? Not that I mind, I just hope she is not TOO broken and frankly, I am not the best catch myself. I am kind of curious how will this play out.
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No.6012
>>6011
>inb4 she's a massive deviant who uses imageboards
>inb4 she has a meme folder bigger than yours
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No.6013
>>6011
Get to know each other first. See if it hits off. You have to make the effort for this.
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No.6018
>>6005
Spend some time with her, but be on the lookout for any potential red flags. If someone's that old and hasn't found anyone, usually there's some major problem with them. Especially if they're in the late 20s to mid 30s (which, I don't know your age or hers).
The fact that her parents are so insistent on finding someone for her tells me they may intend to have grandkids, so keep that in mind if, by any chance, you don't want children.
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No.6027
>have incest fetish
>mother is a controlling bitch
>older sister is a dumbass basic cunt
I just wanted some /ss/ damn it!
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No.6054
>>6027
Nah, anon, incest /ss/ IRL is not worth it. Don't think about it that way
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No.6072
>>6054
You're right... but still...
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No.6091
>>6072
I mean it. Your life will be awkward as hell, you will be uncomfortable approaching other girls because of the weird, "easy-way" stuff you did, and your unease would be easy to read. And I don't even mention the weird atmosphere that will be in your family. Also you will, most likely, feel guilt that you made your relatives doing weird things.
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No.6092
>>6091
I think I just have trouble keeping my purely fap fetishes and real life fetishes separate.
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No.6235
>>6008
>>6005
>>6011
If you are still here, how did it go? Any major red flags? was it a disaster? was it a smashing success?
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No.6247
Found myself the best at ara ever.
>>Short with dark skin and hair
>>Dark MILF Asian nipples
>>Thick hips and thighs
>>Caring and motherly, yet let's me care for her too
>>Best sex of my life
Heavenly.
It is really easy to obtain the best ARA.
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No.6248
>>6247
Nice, how'd you two meet?
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No.7906
>>3526
Damn, your mother is so hot she just has passive corruption/charisma AoE effects on you
suddenly you are chill, she passes by, and for no reason you start getting thoughts of fucking her
That's impressive
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No.7909
>>6248
The strictly more serious ren faire.
SCA, which is mostly ugly and shrivelled ex military or lgbtbbq roasties.
I may try to post a pic.
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No.7944
>>7909
Best I can do atm. Don't want anybody she might know to see.
Ex military babe, thick hips, came from some shitty relationships (I thought I was a shit person before I heard of those clowns).
So what I learned hunting Milfs:
>>Approach with the intent to fuck, use eye contact, simple small talk, genuine smiles and soft affirmative answers.
>>A little cheesy humor is good so long as you ham it up.
>>Be a bit boyish in mannerisms, as ara eats that up.
>>Be a bit Chad too (balance carefully, as too much in boyish or chad directions will scare them off), as milfs need to feel safe and secure in your arms.
>>Maintain at least SOME cleanliness.
>>If you make it to the bedroom, foreplay and aftercare are vital if you want it to be a recurring thing. Skin on skin contact and gentle fondling.
>>In order to make it to the bedroom you have to find an excuse for skin contact, such as grabbing her hand or getting your hand on her thigh,whatever the situation allows.
>>Be a bit snuggly.
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No.7945
>>1989
>Maybe it's not the fact that it's mom and son that gets us off, but we just simply like imagining us having sex, getting mothered and nurtured by MILFs we aren't related to?
I think love of MILFs comes down to a kind of shit-test men have for women.
Similar to how women shit-test men by acting like cunts until the man steps up and tells them to quit their shit (and modern men fail at it, hard, leading to feminism and the decline of western civilisation as we know it) because it is an innate desire to see the man demonstrate his ability to deal with conflict by shutting it down and exercising might which will, in return, be used to defend her and her children.
So similarly, men shit-test women by getting "man-flu" and wanting a woman who can be motherly. It's a way of shit-testing women to make sure they are good care givers and shit.
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No.7946
>>7909
>>7944
Tell the whole story.
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No.7947
>>7946
I am not very good at greentext, so here goes:
>>Be me, 24, tall blonde and 5/10 looks.
>>Her, 48, short with thick hips and thighs, and a pretty qt3.14 thai face.
>>All day boner already.
>>Be at my 3rd event ever, chilling with the old dudes bantering by ye olde tavern.
>>She comes out to banter too, carrying a 12 string guitar.
>>We all chat about music, all while I am fiddling with my cheapo acoustic guitar.
>>"Care to try this one?"
>>Fuck yeah!
>>Everybody looks dumb-founded as I make the 12-string sing (turns out she doesn't let ANYBODY touch her baby).
>>Skip ahead to my 4th event ever.
>>She is here, we both forgot to bring tents.
>>I manage to borrow a tiny tent, she manages to claim the corner of a buddy's big tent.
>>Her and I chat, and even though she is wearing a woolen dress, I can clearly see her big perky nipples poking through.
>>muhdick
>>We both bitch about the tent situation and have a good laugh about it.
>>Skip ahead to later that night.
>>Everybody is dressed like a peasant, so everybody is getting drunk.
>>I am toasty, but the night is frigid.
>>She comes over, and we start chatting it up.
>>Already rock hard.
>>"God, it's so cold out here anon!" She is shivering like a small dog.
>>"Well, you can join me in my tent tonight. We can just snuggle up and stay warm."
>>We'llbangokay.mp3
>>She seems taken aback, but smiles and says "Sure! I am already tired and done drinking."
>>Yeah I yearn for this chance to plow her fields and seed her furrow.
>>Stumble to tent, we are both nervous as shit.
>>"Do you mind if I disrobe? I only sleep naked." I ask her.
>>"As long as you don't mind that I do the same."
>>we get nekked under the 3 blankets and 2 sleeping bags and cuddle up real close.
>>Holyfuckballs she is a popsicle, but my johnson doth want, and she rubs right up against it with a thick and comfy, albeit frigid, ass.
>>"Are you...against doing things with older women?" She asks, feeling her way downward with her hand.
>>"I actually prefer older women." Is all my dumbass can say.
>>She gets a mischevious grin and says "I hope you weren't serious about just snuggling up."
>>Her hand finds my now diamond-hard cock as I reply "I didn't want to make assumptions."
>>Run my hand up her thigh, over her waist and up to her chest as we both bring our lips into a long, lust-laden kiss.
>>Easily find that nipple and start rubbing it.
>>She moans loud in obvious pleasure.
>>"Oh my god, what did you do? That felt so good anon!"
>>"Just a gentle pinch." I say as I return to kissing her.
>>We make out and run our hands all over each other like horny teens at a drive-in theater.
>>I kiss my way down her, licking and sucking on her nipples for a minute before arriving at a clean-shaven pussy that tastes a little odd, but feels comfy on my face.
>>Eat it like mother fucking spaghetti, mess and all.
>>She can't hold back, and is moaning and bucking onder me.
>>Major orgasm hits as my fingers enter.
>>So tight I can barely fit 1 finger in, though a second one finds itself joining in on the fun.
>>She can only handle it for 30 seconds before pushing my head away.
>>She takes a moment to breath, and pulls me by my dick saying "Your turn."
>>Her mouth looks small next to my average cock About 6.5 inches but she starts deepthroating from the getgo.
>>My eyes are rolling back when 5 minutes later (I think) she stops ans says "Put that massive cock inside of me...Now."
>>Already halfway there.
>>She is a bit dry, I thought ahead and had lube at hand, so we get lathered up real quickalike.
>>Holy gods above she is so tight I can barely get halfway in.
>>Go slow for a minute before the lube allows me full entrance.
>>I couldnt even last 5 minutes, but we don't care.
>>Come buckets, she orgasms hard around my cock the entire time, and we pass out in a sweaty tangle of limbs.
>>Next morning we scramble to get dressed.
>>Friends that were camping at the event were all gathered outside and started to clap as we stumbled out of a 1-teen tent together.
Worth it. Turns out she hasn't been laid in two years after her ex left.
Turns out I am also double the size of her ex.
She is covered in old scars from being in the army. That shit is hot as fuck.>>7946
>>7946
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No.7948
>>7947
>She is covered in old scars from being in the army. That shit is hot as fuck.
Nice.
How's the day to day life, do you live together?
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No.7949
>>7948
Things are very up and down. She is sweet and kind, and has a heart of gold.
Events outside of our control (and health issues from her time in the service and abusive as fuck exes ) conspire to make life difficult.
We moved in together after the 4th or 5th visit yes, much sex was/is had and have moved to a small town for a little while.
She cooks like a pro, and we have fun times together, and are madly in love. Other people we know talk all sorts of shit behind our backs.
We don't care. The only downside is we can't have a child, yet that too is an upside.
And holy shit doggystyle is the best thing, since she has that big ass.
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No.7950
>>7949
Her ass is gigantic, I'd sleep on it.
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No.7951
>>7949
>>7950
Also, be careful with the second pic, we can definitely guess what your face looks like.
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No.7952
>>7951
Whoops.
Don't bully me feds. Stare at her delicious brown ass
Her ass and tits have only gotten bigger.
She cooks southern food, french food, opulent stuff. We are both a bit pudgy now, though that will change soon.
Change of scenery means we can both change habits.
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No.7953
>>7952
>Her ass and tits have only gotten bigger.
Titjob, anal?
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No.7954
>>7953
Tittyfucking? Rarely, but in the hottest situations.
Anal? Nope. Both of us agree we don't want to deal with the smell, and I am too big for that hole.
TMI bit: I hit her cervix, and have some extra I COULD push, and have had some girth complaints from exes.
That is all I will share for now, as much more will probably come back and bite me in the ass.
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No.7955
>>7947
>>7949
Glad to see you made it, anon. Hopefully that relationship lasts a long time. And hopefully that abuse from her exes doesn't make things go to shit in the long run. That sort of thing can definitely linger for years.
Also, if you're actually 6.5, that's quite a bit above average. The fact that you're twice as big as her ex and are hitting her cervix with real state to spare should be evidence of that. I'm a bit above 6 and I've only ever gotten complimented on my size the few times I've shown off to girls on cam.
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No.8085
>>7949
Nice pictures, I rotated them so others could view them properly outside of the thumbnails. (I cropped out your face in the second picture for the sake of focusing on her. You may wanna double check for that next time.)
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No.8174
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