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 No.1805 [View All]

>tfw I have no sexual feelings for my own mother, yet I'm able to get off to hentai that involves mother and son.

>tfw I can barely resist hentai with a mother and /ss/, yet I find cheating and pedophilia to be abhorrent.

>tfw I lose it to hentai with futa moms

Life is weird

Also, anyone know what the 2nd and 3rd pics are from? Dem curves are nice.

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 No.5958

>>5935

With taste that shitty, you deserve to be alone. Cook the rice, pay the price, you piece of shit.

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 No.5959

>>5958

t. Rectal-Ragnarok'd mulatto

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 No.5974

>>2033

>not being able to separate cartoons from real life

ffs...

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 No.5975

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>>2033

>Anime child pornography

If 2D is CP then killing an NPC in a video game is murder.

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 No.5980

>>5959

>you're a mulatto if you hate mulattos

>you're a faggot if you hate faggots

>you're a spider if you hate spiders

0/10; reported for not even trying.

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 No.5983

>>5980

My bad

>t. Rectal-Ragnarok'd hapa

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 No.5984

>>3505

IT HAS BEEN OVER A YEAR SINCE THAT POST

BUT FUCKING JAM YOUR DICK IN HER ASS YOU NIGGER

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 No.6005

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I already posted this on /a/, but somebody suggested I post it here, too.

Recently, my parents have had enough with me being single all the time, so they decided to hook me up with a daughter of their friends. Thing is, she is 5 years older than me and already in the christmas cake territory, so I am not sure whether I should go for it or not.

Some facts about her:

>from the photos of her I saw she was pretty cute for her age

>she works as an OL

>she apparently couldn't get a boyfriend before

>her parents are somewhat desperate to pair her off with someone already

Any thoughts/advice? Should I go for it?

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 No.6006

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>>6005

>Christmas Cake

>She was pretty cute for her age

>Office Lady

>Should I go for it?

Yeah. Go on a simple date and figure out if you get along with her, if you do then great.

>>5984

He probably buried his dick so deep inside her that he can't come back and post results.

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 No.6007

>>6005

TAKE THIS GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY OR I WILL FIND YOU AND SMASH YOUR BALLS WITH A HAMMER

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 No.6008

>>6006

>>6007

I am kind of worried, though, her mother REALLY wants her to find somebody already, and it makes me suspicious that there might be something amiss.

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 No.6010

>>6008

that's probably the same way she feels about you.

>"this guys a virgin and is how old? is he alright in the head? I wonder if he posts on /ara/"

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 No.6011

>>6010

So, it will be basically 'two broken pillars supporting each other' situation? Not that I mind, I just hope she is not TOO broken and frankly, I am not the best catch myself. I am kind of curious how will this play out.

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 No.6012

>>6011

>inb4 she's a massive deviant who uses imageboards

>inb4 she has a meme folder bigger than yours

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 No.6013

>>6011

Get to know each other first. See if it hits off. You have to make the effort for this.

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 No.6018

>>6005

Spend some time with her, but be on the lookout for any potential red flags. If someone's that old and hasn't found anyone, usually there's some major problem with them. Especially if they're in the late 20s to mid 30s (which, I don't know your age or hers).

The fact that her parents are so insistent on finding someone for her tells me they may intend to have grandkids, so keep that in mind if, by any chance, you don't want children.

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 No.6027

>have incest fetish

>mother is a controlling bitch

>older sister is a dumbass basic cunt

I just wanted some /ss/ damn it!

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 No.6054

>>6027

Nah, anon, incest /ss/ IRL is not worth it. Don't think about it that way

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 No.6072

>>6054

You're right... but still...

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 No.6091

>>6072

I mean it. Your life will be awkward as hell, you will be uncomfortable approaching other girls because of the weird, "easy-way" stuff you did, and your unease would be easy to read. And I don't even mention the weird atmosphere that will be in your family. Also you will, most likely, feel guilt that you made your relatives doing weird things.

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 No.6092

>>6091

I think I just have trouble keeping my purely fap fetishes and real life fetishes separate.

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 No.6235

>>6008

>>6005

>>6011

If you are still here, how did it go? Any major red flags? was it a disaster? was it a smashing success?

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 No.6247

Found myself the best at ara ever.

>>Short with dark skin and hair

>>Dark MILF Asian nipples

>>Thick hips and thighs

>>Caring and motherly, yet let's me care for her too

>>Best sex of my life

Heavenly.

It is really easy to obtain the best ARA.

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 No.6248

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>>6247

Nice, how'd you two meet?

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 No.7906

>>3526

Damn, your mother is so hot she just has passive corruption/charisma AoE effects on you

suddenly you are chill, she passes by, and for no reason you start getting thoughts of fucking her

That's impressive

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 No.7909

>>6248

The strictly more serious ren faire.

SCA, which is mostly ugly and shrivelled ex military or lgbtbbq roasties.

I may try to post a pic.

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 No.7944

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>>7909

Best I can do atm. Don't want anybody she might know to see.

Ex military babe, thick hips, came from some shitty relationships (I thought I was a shit person before I heard of those clowns).

So what I learned hunting Milfs:

>>Approach with the intent to fuck, use eye contact, simple small talk, genuine smiles and soft affirmative answers.

>>A little cheesy humor is good so long as you ham it up.

>>Be a bit boyish in mannerisms, as ara eats that up.

>>Be a bit Chad too (balance carefully, as too much in boyish or chad directions will scare them off), as milfs need to feel safe and secure in your arms.

>>Maintain at least SOME cleanliness.

>>If you make it to the bedroom, foreplay and aftercare are vital if you want it to be a recurring thing. Skin on skin contact and gentle fondling.

>>In order to make it to the bedroom you have to find an excuse for skin contact, such as grabbing her hand or getting your hand on her thigh,whatever the situation allows.

>>Be a bit snuggly.

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 No.7945

>>1989

>Maybe it's not the fact that it's mom and son that gets us off, but we just simply like imagining us having sex, getting mothered and nurtured by MILFs we aren't related to?

I think love of MILFs comes down to a kind of shit-test men have for women.

Similar to how women shit-test men by acting like cunts until the man steps up and tells them to quit their shit (and modern men fail at it, hard, leading to feminism and the decline of western civilisation as we know it) because it is an innate desire to see the man demonstrate his ability to deal with conflict by shutting it down and exercising might which will, in return, be used to defend her and her children.

So similarly, men shit-test women by getting "man-flu" and wanting a woman who can be motherly. It's a way of shit-testing women to make sure they are good care givers and shit.

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 No.7946

>>7909

>>7944

Tell the whole story.

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 No.7947

>>7946

I am not very good at greentext, so here goes:

>>Be me, 24, tall blonde and 5/10 looks.

>>Her, 48, short with thick hips and thighs, and a pretty qt3.14 thai face.

>>All day boner already.

>>Be at my 3rd event ever, chilling with the old dudes bantering by ye olde tavern.

>>She comes out to banter too, carrying a 12 string guitar.

>>We all chat about music, all while I am fiddling with my cheapo acoustic guitar.

>>"Care to try this one?"

>>Fuck yeah!

>>Everybody looks dumb-founded as I make the 12-string sing (turns out she doesn't let ANYBODY touch her baby).

>>Skip ahead to my 4th event ever.

>>She is here, we both forgot to bring tents.

>>I manage to borrow a tiny tent, she manages to claim the corner of a buddy's big tent.

>>Her and I chat, and even though she is wearing a woolen dress, I can clearly see her big perky nipples poking through.

>>muhdick

>>We both bitch about the tent situation and have a good laugh about it.

>>Skip ahead to later that night.

>>Everybody is dressed like a peasant, so everybody is getting drunk.

>>I am toasty, but the night is frigid.

>>She comes over, and we start chatting it up.

>>Already rock hard.

>>"God, it's so cold out here anon!" She is shivering like a small dog.

>>"Well, you can join me in my tent tonight. We can just snuggle up and stay warm."

>>We'llbangokay.mp3

>>She seems taken aback, but smiles and says "Sure! I am already tired and done drinking."

>>Yeah I yearn for this chance to plow her fields and seed her furrow.

>>Stumble to tent, we are both nervous as shit.

>>"Do you mind if I disrobe? I only sleep naked." I ask her.

>>"As long as you don't mind that I do the same."

>>we get nekked under the 3 blankets and 2 sleeping bags and cuddle up real close.

>>Holyfuckballs she is a popsicle, but my johnson doth want, and she rubs right up against it with a thick and comfy, albeit frigid, ass.

>>"Are you...against doing things with older women?" She asks, feeling her way downward with her hand.

>>"I actually prefer older women." Is all my dumbass can say.

>>She gets a mischevious grin and says "I hope you weren't serious about just snuggling up."

>>Her hand finds my now diamond-hard cock as I reply "I didn't want to make assumptions."

>>Run my hand up her thigh, over her waist and up to her chest as we both bring our lips into a long, lust-laden kiss.

>>Easily find that nipple and start rubbing it.

>>She moans loud in obvious pleasure.

>>"Oh my god, what did you do? That felt so good anon!"

>>"Just a gentle pinch." I say as I return to kissing her.

>>We make out and run our hands all over each other like horny teens at a drive-in theater.

>>I kiss my way down her, licking and sucking on her nipples for a minute before arriving at a clean-shaven pussy that tastes a little odd, but feels comfy on my face.

>>Eat it like mother fucking spaghetti, mess and all.

>>She can't hold back, and is moaning and bucking onder me.

>>Major orgasm hits as my fingers enter.

>>So tight I can barely fit 1 finger in, though a second one finds itself joining in on the fun.

>>She can only handle it for 30 seconds before pushing my head away.

>>She takes a moment to breath, and pulls me by my dick saying "Your turn."

>>Her mouth looks small next to my average cock About 6.5 inches but she starts deepthroating from the getgo.

>>My eyes are rolling back when 5 minutes later (I think) she stops ans says "Put that massive cock inside of me...Now."

>>Already halfway there.

>>She is a bit dry, I thought ahead and had lube at hand, so we get lathered up real quickalike.

>>Holy gods above she is so tight I can barely get halfway in.

>>Go slow for a minute before the lube allows me full entrance.

>>I couldnt even last 5 minutes, but we don't care.

>>Come buckets, she orgasms hard around my cock the entire time, and we pass out in a sweaty tangle of limbs.

>>Next morning we scramble to get dressed.

>>Friends that were camping at the event were all gathered outside and started to clap as we stumbled out of a 1-teen tent together.

Worth it. Turns out she hasn't been laid in two years after her ex left.

Turns out I am also double the size of her ex.

She is covered in old scars from being in the army. That shit is hot as fuck.>>7946

>>7946

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 No.7948

>>7947

>She is covered in old scars from being in the army. That shit is hot as fuck.

Nice.

How's the day to day life, do you live together?

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 No.7949

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>>7948

Things are very up and down. She is sweet and kind, and has a heart of gold.

Events outside of our control (and health issues from her time in the service and abusive as fuck exes ) conspire to make life difficult.

We moved in together after the 4th or 5th visit yes, much sex was/is had and have moved to a small town for a little while.

She cooks like a pro, and we have fun times together, and are madly in love. Other people we know talk all sorts of shit behind our backs.

We don't care. The only downside is we can't have a child, yet that too is an upside.

And holy shit doggystyle is the best thing, since she has that big ass.

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 No.7950

>>7949

Her ass is gigantic, I'd sleep on it.

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 No.7951

>>7949

>>7950

Also, be careful with the second pic, we can definitely guess what your face looks like.

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 No.7952

>>7951

Whoops.

Don't bully me feds. Stare at her delicious brown ass

Her ass and tits have only gotten bigger.

She cooks southern food, french food, opulent stuff. We are both a bit pudgy now, though that will change soon.

Change of scenery means we can both change habits.

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 No.7953

>>7952

>Her ass and tits have only gotten bigger.

Titjob, anal?

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 No.7954

>>7953

Tittyfucking? Rarely, but in the hottest situations.

Anal? Nope. Both of us agree we don't want to deal with the smell, and I am too big for that hole.

TMI bit: I hit her cervix, and have some extra I COULD push, and have had some girth complaints from exes.

That is all I will share for now, as much more will probably come back and bite me in the ass.

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 No.7955

>>7947

>>7949

Glad to see you made it, anon. Hopefully that relationship lasts a long time. And hopefully that abuse from her exes doesn't make things go to shit in the long run. That sort of thing can definitely linger for years.

Also, if you're actually 6.5, that's quite a bit above average. The fact that you're twice as big as her ex and are hitting her cervix with real state to spare should be evidence of that. I'm a bit above 6 and I've only ever gotten complimented on my size the few times I've shown off to girls on cam.

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 No.8085

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>>7949

Nice pictures, I rotated them so others could view them properly outside of the thumbnails. (I cropped out your face in the second picture for the sake of focusing on her. You may wanna double check for that next time.)

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 No.8174

>>8085

Oh Brad & Janet

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 No.8572

I Wan to join in?

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 No.8597

join

please 8kun I just wanna see milf asses

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 No.8606

join

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 No.8614

Ok, this is me. I'm writing a bunch of words to soo if I can join. I don't know what's going on. This seems to be what everyone else is doing. So now I'm doing it too. Still typing. And typing some more.

Finally, I'm going to finish up with these words.

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 No.8644

Join

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 No.8661

Ok, this is me. I'm writing a bunch of words to soo if I can join. I don't know what's going on. This seems to be what everyone else is doing. So now I'm doing it too. Still typing. And typing some more.

Finally, I'm going to finish up with these words.>>8644

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 No.8671

>>8661

Ok, this is me. I'm writing a bunch of words to soo if I can join. I don't know what's going on. This seems to be what everyone else is doing. So now I'm doing it too. Still typing. And typing some more.

Finally, I'm going to finish up with these words.>>8644

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 No.8679

I cannot answer your source because, like most people here, I cannot see the picture

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 No.8680

join

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 No.8681

i need to write something longer then join so i need to speak little bit more after that the moderators let me see the pictures o can kms

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