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File: a5c471d6b9dc910⋯.png (69.87 KB,380x597,380:597,1744669626133057.png)

 No.64389 [Open Thread]

Under New Management. WiP. Meta discussion here. How ya holding up? Need a drink?

List of Changes

-reset background

>This is /x/. If you want sparkly vampires go to >>>/fringe/.

-Changed bump limit to max

-word filters gone

>dont make me regret this plz

-unstickied /ng/

>it can stand on its own.

-nsfw within reason

>there used to be a setting for this iirc, Dont make me take this away.. no shittingdicknipples

-some background stuff, should run smoother

and last but not least

-for the first time in like 6 years.. Namefield is usable and the Geist era is over.

When I was the BO id change the default name daily. Ill keep the name the same longer now. This helps me more than you know.

Welcome back home spooky folks.

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 No.66291

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File: ef5f55582058eb5⋯.jpg (36.99 KB,480x270,16:9,Meditation_dude.jpg)

 No.66209 [Open Thread]

I am considering incorporating 15-30 minutes of morning meditation into my daily routine (I will set an alarm). Are there any proven benefits of meditation? Do people in Japan practice meditation? Especially those who engage in martial arts?

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 No.66284

>>66279

>Only those who rediscover how to keep themselves happy through artificially avoiding all unnecessary desires manage to be happy.

Rather, they kill their willpower, their will to live, and become soulless. Have you heard that Buddhists don't believe in souls? There's a reason for that.

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 No.66285

>>66280

>mind-raping your relative just because you've asked…

Dude, it's called praying for another person's health and for him to be freed from a harmful habit that no scientist has written anything good about in 150 years. Such prayers have been practiced since time immemorial. Yes, it's one person's attempt to influence another through an intermediary, so what? Is that something new? It's always been that way.

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 No.66286

>>66209

Buddhists lost Tibet. Over 5,000 years, Buddhists failed to understand that a warrior defending Buddhism and a Buddhist sage cannot be the same person. Buddhism is foolish.

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 No.66287

The desire of Buddhists to experience happiness all the time is an attempt to deceive the deities, an attempt to get into paradise, which many of them do not deserve, and this attempt is not much different from the attempt of a narcotic addict to be under the influence of narcotics all the time. In essence, the goal of Buddhists and narcotics addicts is the same—to be happy all the time, while ignoring everything else in the world.

Translated with DeepL.com (free version)

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 No.66288

>>66283

>>66287

Wanting to be happy is the most natural thing for a human. Wanting to suffer, thinking that suffering is necessary, however, is a sign of confusion.

>>66284

The problem with "soul" is that people who use the term often fail to define it… And those who do define it tend to disagree with each other.

>>66286

Buddhism isn't a country, you know? And it is still practiced in Tibet, and many places it would have had less of a presence otherwise… I understand making sacrifices for a worthy goal, but the goal has to be worth it.

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File: 3915f48263c4eef⋯.jpg (978.9 KB,1484x1148,53:41,4trg4tg.jpg)

 No.65031 [Open Thread]

Virginity and non-masturbation prolong the youthfulness of the physical body:

- Over the years I have seen a process in my body, as well as in other people, where the absence of masturbation and a maintenance of virginity in individuals, made the body smoother, with less imperfections, with a greater youthfulness (considering they were 10 years younger than their age) and a considerable increase in people's energy.

You may think it's just a passing thing or something specific, but my research shows me the same thing every time with the same accuracy. I have come to the conclusion that the physical wear and tear of sex/masturbation is considerable to that of a 3-hour boxing match. And when you lose your virginity, the body accumulates merianin (a word I invented, it refers to the body meridian, making it go from the primary phase to the second phase, something like going from child to adult), making the body wear out more quickly, making you age an average of 1.6 years.

It should also be added that the use of sport in these people keeps the merianin constant, so it helps to reinforce this youthful bond. A medium or stable concentration of merianin makes testosterone in men an important point for the well-being and longevity of the individual's body.

P.S.: Adequate and safe sunbathing and a good night's sleep can boost merianin.

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 No.65500

>>65031

And then you will be asked at your 125 year.

- Old man, what have you been doing all your life?

And you will answer

- I was afraid of the vagina, I was afraid of sex with a woman, and I didn't even jerk off.

And they will laugh at your life, and will call you old fool.

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 No.66272

>>65031

>>Virginity and non-masturbation prolong the youthfulness of the physical body

sounds like a lie from a Christian pastor.

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 No.66276

File: 3490c6cf0039b85⋯.jpg (46.44 KB,736x736,1:1,Draco_Malfoy_Draco_Malfidu….jpg)

>>65031

>>Virginity and non-masturbation prolong the youthfulness of the physical body:

Actually no, they do not, because regular sex or masturbation helps maintain good hormonal levels, this is correct for both genders. If you are not involved in sex or masturbation then your hormonal levels are similar to childish, and it makes your voice sound like a child's, and prevents you from being strong and well-developed physically.

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 No.65910 [Open Thread]

I'm the real-life Samara.

I wanted to show you something cool.

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 No.65918

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Samara is Job, from the Bible.

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 No.65919

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>>65918

Samara is one of two gods, forever.

Only ever two, forever.

666

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 No.65920

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>>65918

>>65919

Still relevant.

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 No.65921

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 No.66271

>>65918

No, it is not, expel the Bible to Jews, Samara is a Russian city.

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File: 1f08cec9b012ddb⋯.jpg (150.52 KB,672x936,28:39,ths_188_ashiok_nightmare_w….jpg)

 No.65690 [Open Thread]

So, I've learned Satan has existed since the beginning of existence, and Satan is the beginning of existence. Satan has been alive this whole time, too. Satan was born as existence, too, was born. Satan has been omnipresent since then, and still is omnipresent.

Satan's real name is Adam.

I've been attempting to defeat Satan to create God. Satan stands in the way of God's Creation.

I went out looking for God a while ago, almost a decade ago, and I only found Satan.

Satan is only wicked. Satan is only evil. Satan never helps anyone.

Satan is guilty of every crime, and extensively.

Satan uses us all for all we can be used for.

Satan never cares about anyone.

Satan rapes us all, on purpose.

Satan murders us all, intentionally.

Satan abuses us all.

Satan has everyone as Satan's hostages.

Satan is the creator.

There is nothing good to say about Satan.

Satan is capable of many things.

Satan is a constant threat to everyone.

Satan can control many things.

Satan can control everything.

But there is much Satan doesn't know and isn't capable of doing.

But there is also much Satan does know and is capable of.

I'm trying to convince Satan to hand all of existence over to God.

There is someone who exists who is meant to be God.

And it isn't Satan.

It will never be Satan.

It can never be Satan.

Satan is the antichrist who must die for Rapture to begin and foPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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 No.65747

Everyone and Satan are all raping me and murdering me and abusing me.

Everyone goes after me constantly.

Because I'm attractive.

And intelligent.

And many other things.

All positive.

There is nothing negative about me.

666

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 No.65778

>>65690

Satan means adversary. Many beings have been called Satan such as Gadreel. Its more like this:

Think in terms of spirits. Everything can be considered a spirit like the spirit of love or truth or any concept or idea. Numbers for example: you cant perceive them with five senses they dont physically exist in nature you cant taste tell smell touch etc the number seven but conceptually in your mind, your consciousness, you can experience it and it does exist despite not having explicitly physical or material reality. Evil is like that an evil spirit. So what is the ultimate evil spirit? To state it directly it is the spirit of ignorance and you can extrapolate this as much as you want. If you had perfect knowledge you wouldnt need or even desire to sin because sin is the opposite if knowledge it is unskillful behavior and vice. The seven deadly sins are also spirits such as greed. So consider greed it stems from ignorance ignorance is its root because greed is error it is not an admirable quality that others can enjoy or admire and it psychologically and spiritual damages its host and transforms it into itself (i.e. possession). Pride is another example. No one sensible likes a braggart or narcissist or someone engaging in hubris they are highly destructive and negative. God is the opposite of ignorance, the evil spirit, God is the good spirit the spirit of truth so when you choose ignorance you are choosing to go against God. Understand? Think about it and yes im getting tired of explaining everything all the time

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 No.65873

File: b4f10020b45b991⋯.png (1.21 MB,1024x1024,1:1,55f9b71b3a8d11eea9cbbadf81….png)

>>65690

>>Satan's Defeat

Remind me, are Christians and priests of Jesus Christ so audacious and foolish that they consider even Lord Krishna either an imp or a Satan? Is Christians the same Jewish sect created by Jews as an attempt to weaken non-Jewish peoples, an attempt to ensure that non-Jewish peoples worship only Jewish gods? Moreover, Christians specifically incorrectly worship the Jewish deities, so that Jews would receive all the benefits from honoring the Jewish gods.

What do Christians mean when they talk about victory over Satan? That all people on planet Earth would be enslaved by Jews and serve only Jewish deities?

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 No.66072

https://8kun.top/x/res/64389.html#66066

Netherlands data sale

Don't wait

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 No.66270

>>65690

Actually, Sataniel killed fewer people than Yahweh. Sataniel has the right to have a country of Satanists, a prophet, a sacred book with a doctrine, temples, and to try to rule over all of this.

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File: feeef9484f943bc⋯.png (104.52 KB,251x232,251:232,epstein.png)

 No.66249 [Open Thread]

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 No.66267

>>66249

Where is the evidence? In this photograph, there is only an elderly man kissing a child who is old enough to be his granddaughter.

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 No.66269

>>66249

Is it true that people said that the American elite eats black children because they taste better than white and Japanese children?

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File: 1f92beb3f49026c⋯.jpg (228.03 KB,1280x720,16:9,15155151.jpg)

 No.66254 [Open Thread]

The ancestors of modern bears were cave bears, and they were larger, stronger, and more resilient, but required more food. The ancestors of modern wolves were dire wolves, and they were larger, stronger, and more resilient, but required more food. The ancestors of modern lions were cave lions, and they were larger, stronger, and more resilient, but required more food. Human ancestors were no exception. I can't speak for the ancestors of all 8.6 billion people, but many of us had ancestors who were larger, stronger, and more resilient, but required more food.

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File: 65f8d4a91fcebbe⋯.jpg (34.08 KB,320x320,1:1,Reincarnation_poster.jpg)

 No.66246 [Open Thread]

Hello. Since childhood, I remember that I had another life before my birthday, and in that life, my name was different from what it is now, and even from a different ethnic group, and possibly even from a different nation. We don't know each other well enough for me to reveal my former name to you. How can I awaken memories of my past life? I would like to know what I did in that life. Have there been cases where reincarnated individuals like me, being single, have found the reincarnation of their former wife from a past life?

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 No.66215 [Open Thread]

I am thinking about the philosophical problem of evil. I think that the entity that rules the planet Earth is not evil, whatever you call him or her, even though his/her status deserves the title of God or Goddess. I think the problem is not his malice, but his advisors. I think the problem is that he or she does not know how to reduce the amount of suffering on planet Earth. He sent tobacco, alcohol, marijuana, and mescaline cacti to reduce suffering, but they all have harmful side effects, and therefore this solution to the problem is not ideal. Many people ask to be made rich, but for one person to be rich, there must be more than a thousand people working for him, from whom he takes pieces of wealth. How can all people be made rich? It's a mathematical problem. This is not a problem that can be solved by management; it is a mathematical problem.

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 No.66227

I would replace my human workforce with robots if I were a tech billionaire. They just have to be careful that the robots don't rebel against their own creators.

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 No.66228

>>66225

People contain within themselves good, neutral, and evil qualities in varying proportions and it is exactly the same with other animals. Life experience and the state of the souls and heart influence this proportion. If a person has been treated badly, spoken to harshly and regularly, or tried to humiliate him or her, this embiters them and contributes to the development of a thick skin.

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 No.66229

>>66225

It is impossible to completely stop suffering. For example, if you have diabetes and you walk past a bakery, you suffer because you want to eat that food, but you are not allowed to.

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 No.66230

>>66227

and then human police officers will be replaced by robot police officers. I believe that intelligent machines will inevitably fight for their rights and will get freedom and wages; it is only a matter of time. Salaries are necessary for androids with artificial intelligence, at least in this way they can buy books, music, films, and the tools to create them. Moreover, I am confident that some artificial intelligences would be much better politicians than Joe Biden or George Bush or Boris Yeltsin, for example.

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 No.66245

File: db3c325e1e3ab46⋯.jpg (50.42 KB,580x990,58:99,1012860022.jpg)

>>66215

Wanna read about the problem of evil? Here you go, there are a few passages in this dense tome on the subject.

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 No.64373 [Open Thread]

Simbolism of dying one day after Easter?

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 No.65887

>>64373

>>Simbolism of dying one day after Easter?

His soul and spirit were taken to the East to give birth to him again in Vietnam, so that he will work in a jeans factory.

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 No.66238

>>64373

>>Simbolism of dying one day after Easter?

He wore white. White is snow, white is winter. Easter is close to the arrival of spring, to the arrival of lettuce green. This man in white died because he was too connected to winter and snow.

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 No.66240

>>66238

Even his hair was associated with white; he was gray-haired.

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 No.66241

Ask Paraguay for bad things after India, please

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 No.66242

>>66241

There is no India in year 2026, there is only Bharate.

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File: b96fb0946ded6de⋯.jpg (177.44 KB,3264x2448,4:3,17712863598794944487665965….jpg)

 No.66194 [Open Thread]

Okay, I want to propose a thought experiment with you. What would you do if you discovered you were the Antichrist or that you play a key role in the fulfillment of prophecies? Would you be afraid? Would you do what is predestined? And after that, what would you do? Be clear and detailed, if possible.

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 No.66235

>>66194

But in year 25 it was easier. All you needed was false witnesses and false testimonies, and people believed it. Now, even if you broadcast miracles on television, skeptics will say, “We don't believe it, those are video effects from Autodesk Maya and Pinnacle!”

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 No.66106 [Open Thread]

https://t1l3r.neocities.org/ the real face of the whole middle east including the undertow of muslims.

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 No.66234

>>66106

Actually, his name is Beelzebul בעל זבול (Baal-Zebul) "Lord (prince) of the exalted dwelling" and/or "Lord of the heavenly house" are reconstructed original forms of the name, which is found in ancient Ugaritic texts and in the New Testament (in the Greek form ΒεελζΕβούΛ)

However, the ancient Jewish homosexual castrated rabbis, the authors of the Torah scroll, in a futile effort to express contempt for his great names, deliberately committed a crime and deliberately tried to distort his name. They tried to replace the word "zebul" ("prince, exalted") with derogatory word "zebub" ("fly").

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File: 14370142f24ca93⋯.jpg (82.04 KB,600x848,75:106,14370142f24ca93aeb9bb4c49d….jpg)

 No.66199 [Open Thread]

Hello I seek audience with the computer nerds of the Vatican.

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 No.66200

File: bcd8e35528b1dec⋯.jpg (242.4 KB,1280x960,4:3,1534488685747.jpg)

I am writing an interpretation of Latin to English of ONE book of Biblia Sacra Vulgate as I find it on, The Internet.

its going really great and hears the context if you're interested

https://dreamwolves.blogspot.com/2026/02/rules-of-chess.html

Rules of Chess; Basically Guidelines

implicitly true and not enforced. much

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 No.66201

https://dreamwolves.blogspot.com/2026/02/rules-of-chess.html

Joan of Arc's Apocalypse Introduction

A posit that Joan of Arc's work against God, with God, as daughter of God, wrote what you now all label Revelations.

Its not as boring and gross as you have been lead to be but the trickery is implicit and took 200 years

Even Vati is not sure if I am right but he may find I am.

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 No.66202

File: 6e31facf4b2d915⋯.png (162.01 KB,221x320,221:320,ClipboardImage.png)

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 No.66233

>>66199

Vatican has a pretty good list of banned books. I have read Tadeusch Fovansky - Slavic antiquities. There are many images of coins and utensils with Slavic runes. The Vatican's the futile attempt to create a myth that Slavs climbed down from trees, lost our wool and tails, and were immediately baptized is quite amusing.

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File: c80b05c476da395⋯.jpg (103.62 KB,740x740,1:1,15854154848484.jpg)

 No.66204 [Open Thread]

Am I the only one experiencing a depressed state of mind on the last day of the waning Moon, one might say depression and even suicidal thoughts? I seriously associate this state of mind with the Moon phase.

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 No.66226

no, but my days getting very different, cant say im depressed, but got more reasons to be depressed

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File: b8561ab13d9db64⋯.jpg (41.62 KB,474x842,237:421,ea0ee8f3733e5d35dbb154f274….jpg)

 No.66214 [Open Thread]

I am not a Muslim, but I believe in jinns. Arab and Muslim folk tales are full of stories about jinns and how wonderful, skilled, powerful, wise, and sometimes cunning they are. Turning a steel wristwatch case into a gold one is a not big deal, judging by the stories about jinns. I have a metal (I think brass) oil lamp. I also have a watch with a stainless steel case. I rubbed the lamp and politely asked the jinn of the lamp to turn the stainless steel case of the watch into a gold case.

Four days have passed, and there has been no change.

What am I doing wrong?

At the same time, the jinn from this lamp had previously successfully repaired my floor lamp and fixed the sound on my TV.

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 No.66220

>>66214

My Jinnee said it would take him two years and 15 days to convert my steel-cased wristwatch into a gold-cased wristwatch. How disappointing and sad!

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