Fraternity: This man did not know how to mutually acknowledge, in highschool. He sees a film, saying the fraternity is cool for him to join.
Sorority: This woman looked at pornography for stoned men, female domination pornography. She needs to learn how to cook, expected a sorority slave.
Fellowship: This person wanted to join the real life CIA, but needed a deliberate direction from a parent at work; they're a college professor, suggesting the same, and having their work stolen.
ROTC: This person wanted to join the CIA, but didn't apply for a scholarship, to work in Washington, DC; they're a grunt federal agent.
Psychiatrist: This person wanted to know why their hands did certain things, on their campus; they were a pot dealer, that studied Biology, at medical school, to figure out Catholic Monastic practice; their father hit them for disbelieving in God.