{cuz
I AM GOD
…?
im batman?
the joker?
hahaha nope, just halloween pranks!
oh! well "when the joker laughs", it's {me!} he's trying to imply ;D
its SPOooOOooOKyy!! {,spake-You*!}
:}?/|
hahaha what? okay hang on baby here {BO.OT and bumbaklattwhalari
Hey!(
COBAINas1994: {thriller by FOB}.J.beyonce.OPRAH!HARPO!?|
[RAW*NIRVANA]
- that smells like "teen spirit!" { and teenagers? skare the LIVING S* outta MY.ChRo.man!
{not a title, it IS! "the Will" } (of nations…?)
the sign of the times
but, you may call me: ["NO!"]|
AHHH!!!!
(or aand.heeee…uhhh (and?E!})
(CHRISP RAT!
{starlord?
[…STARK
you know me?|
as THANOS { I do.
okay!!!, nice costume! go have fun with your friends :)
])
let the young be young… {shits SK!ARY up here! whoooooahhhh!!>…
you want a beer?
cigarette?
okay, im havin one: …….~~~~
{[|
okay, for the adults in the room:
Oh, yes?
you think you are….?
"whatever you think you are ….
{ * * * }[.!?
you bowl on YT?
You skate?
…
skateboard? like the wheels on the surfboard one?
yeah!
({Gnarly!}) - a word that means "i skate too!"
you smoke? {THANK GOD!
{/ehhh. i'll let that "in vein" thing slide… ONCE!|
you woke? 4.20? .69?
Christian?
god fearing?
do you know the devil?
you ARE the devil!? {have you heard "pink cadillac?"
hmmmm…..{
- you sure you don't want a beer?
okay, i've got a bible in my bedroom, but you gotta bend over to like…
feeeel what im talking about….
no the bottom drawer, gimme a sec
as vegita: good girl <3 ! (o )(o )
[if you don't know why I LOVE KIDS - or you have not felt "the frictionless whipe in OCTober.":
as Love:
why do I like kids? they say the darndest things!
as MARZ: [{if you can read .pdf and KNOW not FURY!
GET OUT OF MY GENE POOL}]|
as me:
yeah! i love kids!
~they are curious~[that is how I speak "Love"]
like CATS <3
{they are not yet RUINED by "THE INTERNET" if you wanted it spelled out…..
please leave my party. I* trust YOU not.
Alright… uhhhh as "a stranger in a speakeasy?"
[For those who drink:} Heeey… 8{D ["I DRINK"]
im drunk!!!
okay, for the ADULTS! in the room.
(no not you… what's the 13th prime number?
why is prime factorization a religious idea?
3^4
3x3x3x3 = 9x9 = ?
…what's the square root of 81?
okay and then it's root?
GOD!? ..what?
NO! it's 3!?
You been to college….?
in europe? {they teach numbers there? hahahaha
wow!
{St.Andrews! wow! that's right around where king arthur got that sword from that cunt in the lake!}
|^X!calibur| {but my Kurses come chambered in 0.500`M!ag_BLACKOUT|
nah, 22 is great for backyard plinkin! yk?
don't need the .45 unless "uncle hands" starts making ~claims again…
you know him?
Oh, really?
YEah i have been to venice!…..{F*rance?…
you know how they… "eat" over there?
with the light on? well … yeah i guess usually, but:
fork and knife! hahaha yup, they're kindsof JUST like you and me huh!
OH, you're not a christian?
{sorry, misread that hang on}}]]))]]}[][]}}&$()#||.13||.g,m,65432.?10.bo
okay, that'll hold em until they learn… math?)}]
hmmm are you a buddhist? {NO is always an option, but I didn't think I needed to say that (please see CONCENT*)
a Plutarch?
you watch dragonball?
have you been to the tail of the dragon?
{?}
it's like at the beginning of Z after the chi chi wedding?
You dont watch DRAGONBALL!?? {NOOO!!!!!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!>./? TO MY! B*!Ullm
BEER?{us!
okay whatevs, what do you watch:__
SUCCESSION! hmm. who'se your favorite character?
ROMAN?… ehhh okay! {hahaha, they're ALL the villins idjuts!
Dragon ball is a kid show? hmm too dumb?: {please learn why krillin is the best, we need vegita, and goku IS dumb! "who is KAMI" and why does Bulma get to yell at beerus.? {cuz she's a dumb woman!? [hahah yeah! dumb bitch!}
[asLADIES "he has the clap!"]
GONE{-er?ia!!?}
you do! have you seen the original dragonball show?
who'se your favorite?
Android.8? {eighter!}
hahaha yeah he's great! You met araile?
Okay, I like frieza! He's my favorite!
{[ Ov? ]}
Nohahaha not really! my real favorite is Maron!!! {Later babe!}
as a.18: he's so cool…
you read plato?
hmmm okay
weed? {
shower? (
coffee? [
nap? ~?
{no? … realy?….
do you … microdose?
no? just beer? okay…. whatever, enjoy yourself :) {[ I MEAN IT!]} HAVE FUN!
THATS A COMMAND FROM THE ALMIGHTY! [PARTY! 4 eva!]