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693a92 No.16963179

Six gorillion Minecraft threads but none for just Minecraft, so here it is, and we begin with a ragepost against microsjang's fandumb:

This used to be just expected as paying customers. Now we "should" be grateful for billionaire subsidies of trillionaire megacorps for doing the bare minimum? Really?! NO, REALLY!?

I am so sick of all gamers everywhere having beaten-girlfriend disorder and stockholm syndrome for anti-white juden-commie corpo-clowns who hate them and want them dead for being straight, white, and male AKA "chuds" and "shitlords" and "nazis" and "whiny entitled millennials" and "toxic fans".

I will never purchase media from any corporation except for microscopic indie "two or four guys in a garage" programmers. Other than that, my wallet is locked and will not open for you. Shouldn't have taken massive shits on your potential and current and former customers. Shouldn't have bit the hand that fed your paychecks. Made your beds, lie in it niggerfaggot trantifa trooncucks.

hurr durr he mad he mad he crashin' out fuck your zoomiebonics and soylennialingo cuntarded memeshitforbrained memetrooniggetry

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693a92 No.16963200

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693a92 No.16963207

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ded bord

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693a92 No.16963209

There is NO LORE in Minecraft. Any and all Minecraft "lore" is FANFICTION. Just like there is NO PROGRESSION in Minecraft, or at least there never should be. Slaying the Ender Dragon and freeing the End is just another thing you can do in a free-to-play game, but not in the way that term's usually meant: here it means free as in freedom, not free as in beer.

You could just as truly (in a game where there is no One True Way To Play) "beat the game" by setting your goal of making 37 rows of 37 sheep-shagging redstone machines. That, too, would be progression: YOUR progression, as YOU decide. "This world… is mine to craft."

Elder millennials and Gen-X gamers understood this back in the 90's, 80's, and even 70's: games like Nethack and Daggerfall, which were also procedurally-generated like Minecraft, YOU decided on the fly what "side missions" you wanted to "complete" like making a pudding farm or deciding how best to steal that enchanted sword surrounded by guards without being caught and sent to jail.

You have no idea what a "pudding farm" is, do ya zoomers?

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693a92 No.16963222

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We cool uploading screenshots of our builds and explorations, or will that trigger sperg-outs?

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