1288ec No.16957089
Relive your space lesbian dreams again in the title that will prove, once and for all, how creatively bankrupt we are.
>hype…?
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224109 No.16957090
>Mass Effect
>12 GB required
>Mass Effect 2
>15 GB required
>Mass Effect 3
>15 GB required
<Mass Effect Faggoty Edition
<120 GB required
hahahahahahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
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1288ec No.16957092
>>16957090
>take your poz like a good drone
It's interesting how the nostalgia cycle is getting shorter and shorter; was the 80's, now 2000's (14 years since me1), how many layers of nostalgia are you on?
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000000 No.16957094
>>16957089
>creatively bankrupt
And soon, literally bankrupt.
Nothing is too big to fail.
>>16957092
Nostalgia became just another brand for failed corporations to try to cling to. Whenever some institution is trying to sell a feeling as a product for you, boycott it.
Don't give in to those who prey on good feelings just for profit.
If you are nostalgic about some game, pirate it. Don't go waste your money on new products.
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ce2ad3 No.16957102
>>16957089
Was there only space lesbian sex in the first ME?
liara best space ass
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2230ae No.16957103
>>16957102
you can fuck an asari thats only 100 years old in a seedy strip club in mass effect andromeda, the fact that noone played that game is why this is the first you're hearing of it.
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825a8a No.16957113
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8d5401 No.16957117
>>16957102
you could hook up with Liara again in 2 with DLC iirc, and you can romance your personal assistant and get a strip tease that goes nowhere out of it
didn't touch 3
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8d5401 No.16957118
>>16957117
and I've just remembered that you can also lez the daughter of the asari space cop who joins you if you take the evil path. She kills you when you do. Because the whole thing about the daughter of two asari becoming some sort of life draining succubus serial killer totally makes sense when you ask "where do new asari come from before leaving homeworld?" and "who had the balls to stick it in the first time?"
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47ece2 No.16957125
>>16957118
Everything about the asari is fake and gay.
Were the 'sexy sex scenes' only in the first me?
Not played 2-3
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26c781 No.16957135
>>16957118
There’s also the in-universe bullshit about how Asari send out a telepathic wave to take over the minds of everyone around them so that they all view Asari as “a sexier version of their own species” because Garrus comments that one Asari whore looked like a really pretty… whatever Garrus is. So they’re clearly just space waifu succubi and miscegenation is still degeneracy.
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1288ec No.16957136
>>16957135
only one true answer?
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8d5401 No.16957137
>>16957135
it makes so much more sense to just say those three guys were drunk and commenting on different parts of the dancer's anatomy (for instance, the salarian seeing similarities between asari headcrests and his own)
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825a8a No.16957138
>>16957135
>>16957137
If you get drunk in one of the games the telepathy stops working and they look a bit more fucked up
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000000 No.16957146
>>16957113
Ass Defect was never good.
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d9b1c8 No.16957153
>>16957125
it’s been a while, but i think they’re in all of them
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ee73cc No.16957171
>>16957136
Thought Ashley was Hekkkkkspanic for some reason.
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a4923b No.16957174
>>16957136
She's really well-written in the first part of the series. Has an actual motivation for doing what she does and has a father figure she looks up to. In 2, she's unreasonably hostile, and in 3 she was turned into a bimbo with full makeup and huge cleavage to attract teenagers, couldn't stand looking at her. Redditors despise her because they believe she's waisist for making off-hand comments, and mistakenly say she's the worst character in the series - it's just that the aliens get all the spotlight and nobody pays attention to a "boring" human.
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1288ec No.16957177
>>16957174
might do a heroic pro human play through of me1 to make up for 2007 libshit play throughs
>2007
>me1 over 20 y.o.
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588876 No.16957258
>>16957177
>pro-human
I don't remember if that's the Bioware Evil option.
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1288ec No.16957293
>>16957258
Of course prohuman is lolevilbioware
they've been social engineering us for decades
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ebc3a6 No.16958204
>>16957258
You can do quite a bit to make humanity strong.
>Kill Wrex
>Human council in 1
>Human squadmates survive in 2, rest die if you like
>Don't cure the genophage
>Side with the Geth, Quarians die
>Destroy ending, Geth die
There might be more I've forgotten. Trilogy ends with Krogan fucked, Quarians and Geth dead and the rest of the species crippled by the war. Humanity leads the galaxy into survival against the Reapers and come out on top.
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82cf6e No.16958208
>>16958204
>Based?
Maybe I'll pick up 3 if I get that far, never played it. Is Cerberus usually the pro human angle?
I hear that Legends well edit out some things like the Miranda butt-shot from 2.
Damn SJW NuBioware or Based Trad NuBioware?
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f7263b No.16958234
>>16958208
>a game from 2007 seems trad in 2021
>pro- degeneracy activists: "this picture is unacceptable sexualisation but don't slut-shame me"
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82cf6e No.16958271
Tried to start me1 three times in an hour, can't remember why I liked rpgs. I blame playing too many f2p mmos.
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65acc6 No.16958550
>>16957135
wouldn't you know by touching them? unless they fuck up your touch senses too but at some point I find it hard to believe because if you push your hand forward or fall into some body part you would either move through them or not. Theres no way they could accurately emulate all those species at once.
>>16957138
what do they look like?
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143331 No.16959422
been playing the shit out of it. idgaf, there isn't much left these days
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143331 No.16959972
>>16958204
yeah fuck that tbh
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dcac0a No.16960491
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