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L I T E R A L L Y . . .

MY ENTIRE LIFE TAKES PLACE ON THIS STREET

It's the street my mother lives on

500 Allen Street Fond du Lac Wisconsin

if I don't get a job soon.....

life will be UNDER A BRIDGE

If I don't get a job or apply for SSI immediately, life won't be a two-way Street anymore......

It will quickly become an eight Lane Expressway overpass, under a bridge, because I'll need some form of roof over my head when it rains

Neptune offered to wire me $100 through Western Union today, and all I have to do isask him politely

He found a Western Union at walgreens, only 0.8 miles from my mother's house on a 2way street

You can throw a penny and hit Walgreens from my mother's house

That's the same Walgreens where I obligate my mother to continue buying my cigarettes everyday while I pretend to have agoraphobia and hide downstairs in her tiny mildewy basement

Coincidentally, the Salvation Army women's homeless shelter is right next door to the Walgreens with the Western Union terminal.....

Isn't that coincidental?

I certainly think it's coincidental

It's coincidental because that's exactly where I'm going to end up if I don't either get a job or immediately go apply for SSI schizophrenia welfare money