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SHUT UP you TARD!

You are Not actually preveNtiNg me from gettiNg sleep. That is aNother lie. I sleep like a baby, except that the baby actually sleeps well.

Also, you did Not harm me emotioNally at all, Shit-for-HaNds. I love fightiNg people. It is fuN for me. It hurts, but it is a good sort of paiN, you kNow? Makes it *spicy*.

You are a Narcissistic Psychopath. So, I kick you iN the Narcissisms uNtil you go dowN. Easy as Nut-pie.

EverythiNg that I say to you is a lie, except wheN I happeN to be telliNg you the truth. How have you Not Noticed this patterN?

ANyway, I'm bored Now. GoNNa go play a video game or somethiNg. Or Not.

hi dere No-Name.

y u No evr do ths

is fkN easy

watch:

see, there was a buNch of NothiNg for like most of a liNe there

try that

BARNEY REQUIRES SOMNOLENCE

DINOSAURS ARE GODLIKE

BUT DIURNAL

CREATURES

THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE TO BARNEY

BARNEY WILL EAT THE INSUFFERABLES

WHO RESIDE IN TRI-CITIES, WA NEXT

retract request for help

dis guy fkN out of tricks

aNd he too old aNd stupid to learN aNy New oNes

be back later, puNk

whatever random bullshit you jokers come up with

will be far better than anything that i can come up with on my own

i am more like an irritable boss than a general in character

all i want to do is gut fish at sea

this is actually an excellent way to make a whole lot of money

and it keeps me quick

keeps me young

that is what i actually care about

i like being out on the ocean

there is no other life for me