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File: f38542b42b5b58d⋯.jpg (79.41 KB,hja8q2uzznarwbopc8yw.jpg)

 No.125376

Share your darkest secrets with everyone.

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 No.125435

File: 75a3f026d0ba382⋯.gif (989.91 KB,400x356,100:89,glownigger_brapper.gif)

>>125376

>gib sekrits e-nazis

Not today, CIA.

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 No.125528

Big fat gay niece cock

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 No.125529

…really drives me horny

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 No.125531

>>125376

How about you first faggot

You ain’t gonna data farm me without sharing your fake secret first

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 No.125534

I know Japanese but I hide it because I don’t want anyone to know I’m a weeaboo

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 No.125536

I’ve been pretending to be a normal anon for over 10 years when actually this whole time I’ve been

a roastie

I sometimes pretend to be a guy pretending to be a girl on crystal cafe to convolute the plot even further

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 No.125544

I was phone

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 No.125555

>>125536

Let’s see that sammich

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 No.125556

>>125544

But who was …oh wait..

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 No.125584

>WehaSec allverets

Learn to english

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 No.125672

File: f0f59f42c96535a⋯.jpg (153.92 KB,1008x1024,63:64,1575589321086.jpg)

>We ha Sec all ve rets

Is that some kind of magical, fagical incantion to summon homos?

GAAAAAAYYYY

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 No.125674

>>125536

Legit. Femcel roastie or do you get fucked sometimes?

What's your most shameful or taboo kink?

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 No.125691

File: 744b48cb4689a80⋯.png (623.47 KB,1908x2484,53:69,1739960548259030.png)

>>125672

idiotic zoomers' kind joke

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 No.125717

>>125674

Volcel - sex is for losers

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 No.125852

I just found out there are videos of my ex being molested as a child floating around on the internet.

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 No.125972

>>125691

>idiotic

I'll have you know that I'm artificially intelligent

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 No.125997

File: 7a2c842575895eb⋯.png (1.04 MB,1104x1600,69:100,1740004229183053.png)

>>125972

Excuse me, sir, show me your skin color and IQ level

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 No.126019

I once pissed in a plastic bottle in my bedroom. I was so ashamed I couldn't eat for three days.

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 No.126029

>>125852

How did you find out?

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 No.126046

File: c52850b2548e744⋯.jpg (72.26 KB,676x229,676:229,kjw.jpg)

>Dated her older sister and had a crush on her through senior year

>Never went for it b/c she was a few grades lower and felt weird

>Saw this post on FB

>Reached out to tell her my church would help her out

>Probably even pay her to help make quilts for the homeless

>Made a bunch of excuses why she couldn't reach out for free help

>Ended up meeting for lunch because she said she had no money for food

>Went back to my place and fucked

>She just kind of kept staying the night and I never questioned it

>Been at my place for almost two months

>Pretty sure she lived with her mom so not sure what bills a girl gotta pay?

>She also hasn't mentioned her back once

>Pretty sure I'm just being leeched off of

No clue if she thinks we're dating but we'd have to address her OnlyFans first. Just enjoying it while it lasts.

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 No.126105

>>126046

I mean, you're getting pussy from a girl you liked in high school. Sounds pretty amazing to me. The younger girl I liked in high school has a husband and 2 kids now.

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 No.126189

>>125852

Do you know that for a fact or is it just something she told you she suspects?

Did she tell you what the name of her video set is?

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 No.126371

>>126046

Show her the onlyfans episode of South Park. Randy's dick flopping around for half the episode changed my liberalness on sexwork real quick.

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 No.126388

>>126046

hot. piics of her and greentext?

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 No.126648

File: 9967af519f734da⋯.jpg (153.84 KB,1572x1690,786:845,R_8_.jpg)

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 No.126697

File: 58c19960fd429fe⋯.jpg (68.62 KB,1021x1024,1021:1024,58c19960fd429fe5598ecf9a54….jpg)

>>125717

Wanna chat? You sound like my kinda roastie. I haven't had sex in like 10 years.. and probably NEVER sober. Despite having a lot of "kool" normie friends and junkie n wizard friends. So I guess I'm volcel. A roastie neckbeard is a real rare gem now! Yall have always been the best roasties, but I uses to chat with many weird milady's (tips fedora) back in ye olden days of MSN messenger, now.. never..

Anyway idk what the normies use 2 communicate being a turbo sperg myself, so heres my email, if u use some app or program or something, just lmk how u wanna communicate in the email. Huntaro516@gmail.com

If you DON'T email me you are honor bound 2 at least post a picture of your unwashed hairy cooch. (Or "magic cooch shell" as sponge Bob(pbuh) would say) I WILL NOT "coom" 2 it, as wasting seed like that is for non wizards, but I will ponder the aroma n stuff. You CAN do both but no pressure.

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 No.126708

File: a60c024eaac6069⋯.gif (194.49 KB,255x252,85:84,1739982747259068.gif)

>>126648

awwwhh~

Pancakes! o((>w<))o

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 No.126860

File: d662abd8017be4c⋯.jpg (453.72 KB,1440x1800,4:5,117349791_173589127623496_….jpg)

>>125376

I did a Shinji and jacked off onto this girl when she was passed out drunk

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 No.127036

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>>126019

I threw out the piss bottle I'd been using for a year or so. It stank of rotting fish.

Pro tio: Don't use an old milk bottle.

>>125376

I want India and Pakistan to go to war and nuke each other so there will be less of them infesting my country.

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 No.127041

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 No.127043

File: 4f13c3e50047422⋯.gif (259.17 KB,220x124,55:31,1741671990874769_homelande….gif)

>>125556

Good to see a fellow old fuck

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 No.127948

I want sex.

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