No.125376
Share your darkest secrets with everyone.
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No.125435
>>125376
>gib sekrits e-nazis
Not today, CIA.
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No.125528
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No.125529
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No.125531
>>125376
How about you first faggot
You ain’t gonna data farm me without sharing your fake secret first
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No.125534
I know Japanese but I hide it because I don’t want anyone to know I’m a weeaboo
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No.125536
I’ve been pretending to be a normal anon for over 10 years when actually this whole time I’ve been
a roastie
I sometimes pretend to be a guy pretending to be a girl on crystal cafe to convolute the plot even further
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No.125544
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No.125555
>>125536
Let’s see that sammich
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No.125556
>>125544
But who was …oh wait..
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No.125584
>WehaSec allverets
Learn to english
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No.125672
>We ha Sec all ve rets
Is that some kind of magical, fagical incantion to summon homos?
GAAAAAAYYYY
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No.125674
>>125536
Legit. Femcel roastie or do you get fucked sometimes?
What's your most shameful or taboo kink?
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No.125691
>>125672
idiotic zoomers' kind joke
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No.125717
>>125674
Volcel - sex is for losers
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No.125852
I just found out there are videos of my ex being molested as a child floating around on the internet.
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No.125972
>>125691
>idiotic
I'll have you know that I'm artificially intelligent
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No.125997
>>125972
Excuse me, sir, show me your skin color and IQ level
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No.126019
I once pissed in a plastic bottle in my bedroom. I was so ashamed I couldn't eat for three days.
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No.126029
>>125852
How did you find out?
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No.126046
>Dated her older sister and had a crush on her through senior year
>Never went for it b/c she was a few grades lower and felt weird
>Saw this post on FB
>Reached out to tell her my church would help her out
>Probably even pay her to help make quilts for the homeless
>Made a bunch of excuses why she couldn't reach out for free help
>Ended up meeting for lunch because she said she had no money for food
>Went back to my place and fucked
>She just kind of kept staying the night and I never questioned it
>Been at my place for almost two months
>Pretty sure she lived with her mom so not sure what bills a girl gotta pay?
>She also hasn't mentioned her back once
>Pretty sure I'm just being leeched off of
No clue if she thinks we're dating but we'd have to address her OnlyFans first. Just enjoying it while it lasts.
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No.126105
>>126046
I mean, you're getting pussy from a girl you liked in high school. Sounds pretty amazing to me. The younger girl I liked in high school has a husband and 2 kids now.
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No.126189
>>125852
Do you know that for a fact or is it just something she told you she suspects?
Did she tell you what the name of her video set is?
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No.126371
>>126046
Show her the onlyfans episode of South Park. Randy's dick flopping around for half the episode changed my liberalness on sexwork real quick.
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No.126388
>>126046
hot. piics of her and greentext?
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No.126648
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No.126697
>>125717
Wanna chat? You sound like my kinda roastie. I haven't had sex in like 10 years.. and probably NEVER sober. Despite having a lot of "kool" normie friends and junkie n wizard friends. So I guess I'm volcel. A roastie neckbeard is a real rare gem now! Yall have always been the best roasties, but I uses to chat with many weird milady's (tips fedora) back in ye olden days of MSN messenger, now.. never..
Anyway idk what the normies use 2 communicate being a turbo sperg myself, so heres my email, if u use some app or program or something, just lmk how u wanna communicate in the email. Huntaro516@gmail.com
If you DON'T email me you are honor bound 2 at least post a picture of your unwashed hairy cooch. (Or "magic cooch shell" as sponge Bob(pbuh) would say) I WILL NOT "coom" 2 it, as wasting seed like that is for non wizards, but I will ponder the aroma n stuff. You CAN do both but no pressure.
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No.126708
>>126648
awwwhh~
Pancakes! o((>w<))o
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No.126860
>>125376
I did a Shinji and jacked off onto this girl when she was passed out drunk
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No.127036
>>126019
I threw out the piss bottle I'd been using for a year or so. It stank of rotting fish.
Pro tio: Don't use an old milk bottle.
>>125376
I want India and Pakistan to go to war and nuke each other so there will be less of them infesting my country.
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No.127041
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No.127043
>>125556
Good to see a fellow old fuck
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No.127948
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