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 No.112356

Your dads had a crush on this HAG in the 1990's

They literally dropped loads to her

Before your mom was a thought in their heads

Before you were a boner in their pants

Now look at her

You should be ashamed

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 No.112376

How's it feel to cry about a woman who doesn't know you exist Imao enjoy your virginity

>>112356

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 No.112379

>>112376

Your reply reeks of schizo

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 No.112381

Denial in face of the truth is the most predictable response

>>112379

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 No.112385

>>112381

Would you listen to yourself, schizo

How am I crying about her?

What does that even mean in this context?

I'm saying that she's an old hag now = FACT

I'm saying your dad jerked off to her in the past = FACT

What does it mean to you knowing that?

Maybe he was thinking of prime Alicia Silverstone when he came inside your mom?

And you were conceived from some failed teenage fantasy instead out of true love for your obese mother, her skin rife with psoriasis, peppered in red spots like a strawberry field in summer?

Maybe that explains your schizophrenia

Some twisted, grotesque, coupling of sperm and egg

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 No.112386

You're in tears poor baby I'll get a napkin to fix you right up

>>112385

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 No.112389

>>112386

Why do you insist posters are "crying" all the time? No one is crying, it's just a stupid image board where anyone can shitpost and vent.

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 No.112393

>>112356

being so stupid, you actually think we used to sit around masturbating.

THATSYOURFATE, not ours

unlike you, we didn't spend our lives sitting in gaming chairs playing childish effeminate video games, watching anime, and posting in image boards.

WE WERE TOO BUSY HAVING SEX

you're the ultimate loser

and you NEVER get laid

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 No.112394

gonna buy me some beef liver, gonna buy me some onions, gonna buy me some peppers, gonna buy me some squash, gonna buy me some cabbage, hmmmmmm hmmmmm, we are going to the farmers market today. Tonight I'm cooking my favorite, can you guess? LIVER AND ONIONS! Hmmmmmm mmmmmm goooooo'ooooood!

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 No.112396

Awww you need to vent sentimental little fella

>>112389

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 No.112637

Your dad molested you that happens to many kids you'll get used to it

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