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>>24284696

>Does Don Jr ever fuck with him on social media?

If it was profitable he would.

I bet she taste like she smells.

Mmmm delicious

>>24284710

Dang

>>24284666

How about a one way ticket to Mogadishu?

The Bureau of Aesthetic Compliance (BAC) has officially released the Daily Liturgy for Pink-Short Laborers. Since the regulatory agencies spent the last eighty years ignoring the "Bad Bikini Choice" epidemic, the prisoners must now chant to harmonize the structural integrity of the Barbieheimer Sand-Silo.

The following chants must be recited in a Low-Energy Monotone, timed to the rhythmic slapping of wet sand and the distant strumming of Larry’s ukulele.

### THE DAILY CHANTS: BARBIEHEIMER GULAG #1031

## 06:00 – The "Oatmeal Awakening"

To be chanted while consuming the lukewarm sulfur-eggs.

"Yellow is the yolk, pink is the thigh,

The Fichtllaser watches from the sky.

Eighty years of spandex sin,

Now the penance must begin.

Slop the oats and stir the pot,

Before the fudge-ink starts to rot."

## 09:00 – The "Foundation of Folly"

To be chanted while tamping down the sand for the Great Pink Moat.

"One bucket of sand, two buckets of shame,

The Regulatory Agency forgot my name.

High-waisted horrors and neon gaffs,

Are buried beneath these Barbie rafts.

Larry is pulling, the Oompa Loompas sing,

I am the servant of the Pink-Short King."

## 12:00 – The "Midday Smite" (The Ukulele Interlude)

To be chanted in a Minor Key while Larry Silverstein performs his "Noble Surrender" solo.

"Strum the four strings, hear the snap,

We are caught in the 1031 trap.

No more surrogates, no more Tinder,

The Gahybar Museum is a pile of cinder.

Half a utility, half a soul,

Dig the trench and fill the hole."

## 15:00 – The "Bikini Atoll Repentance"

The most important chant, addressing the eighty-year regulatory failure.

"Polyester screams and sequins bright,

Were hidden from the Bureau's sight.

From 1946 to the present day,

The bad-fit fashion led us astray.

We build the castle, we wear the pink,

Until the Barbieheimer starts to sink."

### WORK-SITE POSTER: PENAL COMPLIANCE

Pace: One syllable per shovel-thrust.

Volume: Loud enough to drown out the Exercised Turkey, but quiet enough not to disturb the Hobbits' Third Breakfast.

Penalty: Failure to chant results in an immediate "Free Jewish Haircut" performed with a rusty sardine tin.

## CURRENT ENTANGLEMENT STATUS

The Hell Sperm Utility has attempted to claim "Chant Royalties," but the High Orthodox Priests have shushed them into submission using the "Ukulele Method." Larry is reportedly "very relaxed" and has started wearing a pink floral lei over his 1031 Exchange documents.

Q snail trail

>>24284559

change the station

To: L. Silverstein (Chief Ukulele Officer)

From: The Bureau of Aesthetic Compliance (Barbieheimer Division)

Subject: FLOOR PLANS: The 1031 Sand-Silo & Pink Dream-Bunker

Larry, the prisoners have successfully tamped the "Bad Bikini Choice" silt into a semi-load-bearing foundation. Per the Ukulele Method, the structural integrity is maintained by the collective humming of the Oompa Loompas and the sheer willpower of your Noble Surrender.

## LEVEL 1: THE "NUCLEUS" (The Pink-Zone)

The Fichtl-Proof Foyer: Re-enforced with crushed oyster shells and discarded Tinder servers. This is the only room where the Hell Sperm Utility is allowed to enter, provided they wipe their feet on the "Meager Half" welcome mat.

The "Pull-It" Command Center: A 360-degree observation deck where you can watch the prisoners in their pink shorts through high-powered, rose-tinted binoculars.

The Ukulele Solarium: Optimized for acoustics. The walls are lined with the wool from the High Orthodox Priests’ coats to ensure the four-string vibrations reach maximum resonance.

## LEVEL 2: THE "BARBIE-BUNKER" (Administrative)

The 1031 Exchange Archive: A climate-controlled vault (dehumidified by hand-cranked Oompa Loompa fans) to house your tax-deferred destiny.

The "Free Haircut" Salon: A rotating chair in the center of the room. The floor is sloped toward the @$$buffet below for easy disposal of clippings.

The Hobbit Hospitality Suite: Equipped with seven pantries and a reinforced floor to withstand the weight of multiple daily breakfasts.

## THE SUB-BASEMENT: THE "OATMEAL OUBLIETTE"

The Regulatory Museum of Bad Bikinis: A glass-walled exhibit featuring eighty years of "The Agency's" failures. Prisoners must polish these mannequins hourly using only their pink shorts.

The "Exercised Turkey" Treadmill: A kinetic energy generator. As the turkey runs from its Eastern European handlers, it powers the neon pink lights for the castle’s exterior.

## CONSTRUCTION SPECIFICATIONS

Feature Material Regulatory Justification

Mortar Fermented Meowi Fudge Sustainable & Smite-Resistant.

Insulation Unsold "Barbieheimer" Movie Posters High thermal resistance to existential dread.

Plumbing Cheap Beer Overflow Pipes Recycles "The Odor" back into the prisoner oatmeal.

Roofing Larry’s Retired Insurance Policies Waterproof, fireproof, and logic-proof.

## ARCHITECTURAL CAVEAT

The High Orthodox Priests have demanded that the North Tower be slanted at a 15-degree angle toward Eastern Europe to facilitate "Spiritual Signal Strength." Failure to comply may result in the Turkey becoming "un-exercised" and reclaiming its demonic properties.

>>24284726

>or

>>24284559

magnesium l-threonate

We are becoming to dangerous.

They're gonna drop Bombs…

Final

NOTABLES ARE NOT ENDORSEMENTS

#29601 >>24283913

>>24283943 President Trump held a press briefing on the Supreme Court’s tariff decision

>>24283925, >>24283930, >>24283941, >>24283969 President Trump Answers Questions Responding to SCOTUS

>>24283971 What is the IEEPA? The International Emergency Economic Powers Act (IEEPA), Title II of Pub. L. 95–223, 91 Stat. 1626, enacted December 28, 1977

>>24284073, >>24284299, >>24284441 @WhiteHouse - President Donald J. Trump has effectively used TARIFFS over the past year to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN - America First. 🇺🇸

>>24284245 @JDVance1 Today, the Supreme Court decided that Congress, despite giving the president the ability to "regulate imports", didn't actually mean it. This is lawlessness from the Court, plain and simple.

>>24284284, >>24284436 SCOTUS’s ruling basically said Trump was using the wrong law for his tariffs, so Trump just issued the same tariffs under different laws and increased them by 10%.

>>24284602 SCOTUS just favoured foreign nations over it's own. Let that sink in.

>>24284135 @realDonaldTrump - Big Beautiful Ballroom Exterior

>>24283924 @DoWCTO - OPERATE ANYWHERE 🇺🇸

>>24283960 Epstein File - Starr talking to cruz and cotton for kavanagh

>>24283974 @kadmitriev 🛸 as predicted. Aliens for the season’s grand finale. Maybe Obama is one, along with EU and UK leadership…

>>24284031 Magic Powder: Evidence Mounts of Ukrainian President Zelensky’s Drug Dependency

>>24284044, >>24284057, >>24284098, >>24284311 Trump says US government will declassify its UFO files.

>>24284054 Europol supported action in Ukraine, Poland, and Moldova; large amounts of drugs and precursors seized

>>24284100 Andrew kneeling on a rug with a toddler while playing with a ball painted like a bewb.

>>24284102 Prayer Storm TY for sending and placing President Donald J. Trump as our President and Warrior

>>24284209 Anon has setup a wordpress.com right wing Rss NEWS Feed for the 4am and the normies

>>24284235 I TOLD YOU SO | The Roseanne Barr Podcast #125

>>24284243 Murdered Carl Grillmair was a Caltech astrophysicist researching comets and asteroids that could potentially pose a threat to Earth.

>>24284290 Mike Huckabee says it would be fine for Israel to take over the entire Middle East because god gave them the land.

>>24284453, >>24284680 Tucker: President Herzog ‘apparently was at Pedo Island, that’s what it says in the disclosures’ Huckabee: ‘I was not aware'

>>24284378, >>24284584 @ADL - Data in the released Epstein files is disturbing enough without it becoming fodder for opportunists to promote antisemitism.

>>24284410 @AIPAC - Has Invested Billions in Iran Iran Iran

>>24284459 @WhiteHouse Rewarding those who INVEST, HIRE, GROW, and BUILD right here in the USA! 🇺🇸💪

>>24284474 @Russia 📜 #OTD in 1861, an enlightened monarch dismantled a centuries-old system of serfdom.

>>24284499 Anon Cliffnote - How do you remove Israeli control? Take the targets they use for leverage. No more war. End.

>>24284500, >>24284514, >>24284528 Military History Now - Iwo Jima / EAS

>>24284554, >>24284566, >>24284579 Weather watchdog reports an uptick in Earth’s “hum-like” heartbeat, the Schumann Resonance

>>24284577 British MAGA is born! Restore Britain is OFFICIALLY with the Electoral Commission for approval

>>24284597, >>24284621 U.S. Conference of Catholic Bishops’ does not like trafficking competition

>>24284604 Request Denied to allow civil rights icon Rev. Jesse Jackson to lie in honor at the US Capitol after his death.

>>24284608 Army vet detained protecting a WEED farm, used to traffic illegals, sues federal government

>>24284666 BREAKING: Somali community in MN is now demanding reparations over ICE trauma

>>24284705 Gavin Newscum - Those Who REEEEEEE The Loudest

>>24284715 @WhiteHouse - Tap in. Dark To Light

#29601

>>24284736

the US is going to sink it's own battleship

for the keks

>>24284684

Sounds like the dividend POTUS said he would pay to Americans from the tariffs.

Glad scotus stopped the tariffs. Get rid of the IRS and then let's talk about a consumption tax. Q. No double dipping on the theft.

>>24284102

beyond deceived

truly sad

>>24284590

cow bell ya dont say really

cowbell

anon needs more cowbell

To ensure the Barbieheimer Sand-Silo meets the "Pink Castle Elegance" standards required for Larry’s retirement, the Bureau of Aesthetic Compliance has issued the following Pink Short Adobe Bill of Rights.

Since the castle is being constructed from a mixture of Meowi sand, fudge-mortar, and the crushed dreams of short-sellers, we must formalize the "Adobe Hos" (Habitation & Operational Standards) to prevent a revolt during the seven Hobbit breakfasts.

### THE PINK SHORT ADOBE BILL OF RIGHTS (H.O.S.)

Applicable to: All Laborers, "Adobe Hos," and Pink-Short Architects.

Jurisdiction: The Barbieheimer Construction Zone.

The Right to "Nuclear Sunset" Shading: No laborer shall be forced to shovel sand during peak Fichtllaser hours without a pink parasol or a layer of "Barbie-Grade" zinc oxide.

The Right to Oatmeal Consistency: The morning slop must be "Pink-Tinted" (via beet juice or fudge-dye) to match the castle’s aesthetic. Lumpy oatmeal is considered a violation of the Ukulele Method.

The Right to "Free Jewish Haircut" Immunity: A laborer who successfully completes a "Elegance Spire" without the sand collapsing is exempt from the shears for forty-eight hours.

The Right to Sand-Exfoliation: Since the prisoners live outside on eggs and oatmeal, the constant abrasive contact with the pink adobe shall be legally classified as a "Luxury Spa Treatment" to avoid labor lawsuits.

### PINK CASTLE ELEGANCE: ARCHITECTURAL UPGRADES

Larry has requested that the "Lowest Bidder" aesthetic be replaced with High-Net-Worth Whimsy. The following refinements are being implemented:

## 1. The Flamingo Adobe Finish

The exterior walls are being polished using the "Ukulele Buffing Technique." Laborers must use their pink shorts to buff the fudge-infused sand until it glows with the intensity of a thousand sunset-tinted insurance claims.

## 2. The "Stairway to 1031"

A grand, spiraling staircase made of Crystallized Pink Sugar and reclaimed Tinder servers.

The Function: It leads directly to Larry’s Ukulele Solarium.

The Constraint: It is designed to be slightly too narrow for a "Non-Exercised Turkey," ensuring the bird stays in the sub-basement.

## 3. The Molten Fudge Moat

To separate the "Noble Retired" from the "Pink-Short Laborers," a moat of Boiling Meowi Cocoa has been installed.

The Defense: Any unauthorized entry results in a "Chocolate-Covered Attainder."

The Utility: The Hell Sperm Utility provides the heat for the moat at the "Meager Half" rate.

### REVISED SITE LAYOUT: BARBIEHEIMER ELEGANCE

Structure Material Elegance Factor

The Outer Walls Pink Sand Adobe High (UV Resistant)

The Picket Fence Bleached Hobbit-Toe Hair Mid (Chic & Creepy)

The Windows Re-melted "Bad Bikini" Sequins High (Sparkle-Smite)

The Chimney High Orthodox Sourdough Bricks Functional & Yeasty

## THE "ADOBE HO" ENTANGLEMENT

The Eastern European Priests have noted that the pink adobe is "Non-Kosher for Sabbath Construction" unless the sand is blessed by the Exercised Turkey. Larry has agreed to "Pull" the construction schedule every Saturday, during which the prisoners must stand perfectly still in their pink shorts to act as living lawn ornaments.

>>24284740

>the US?

Not a native?

>>24284735

erm interdasting.

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Im peaking

>>24284754

You

Fuckin

Lost

>>24284750

anon seeks a country

All these people died in faith, without having received the things they were promised. However, they saw them and welcomed them from afar. And they acknowledged that they were strangers and exiles on the earth.

Now those who say such things show that they are seeking a country of their own. If they had been thinking of the country they had left, they would have had opportunity to return. Instead, they were longing for a better country, a heavenly one. Therefore God is not ashamed to be called their God, for He has prepared a city for them.

Hebrews 11:13-16

>>24284511

Can Do

C before D

>>24284720

God willing

>>24284411

This is a fact.

o7

>>24284672

16th Amendment was 1913 fuckwad