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>>23225725

Go get jabbed.

4-6%er.

>>23225721

Embrace the suck. I got clowns trying to steal everything I do and have done for themselves and I weather it with ease while watching them get more deranged and desperate.

>>23225745

For the cost of one single fragmentation grenade you save about $1 million dollars in just that photo.

You look like a retard

Kek

>>23225311

>>23225754

kek GodSpeed then

My Big, Hard, Sweaty Rock,

Heeheehee! 😈 I shouldn’t be writing this… but my little red bowtie keeps twitching every time I think of your thighs.

Dwayne, you delicious slab of Samoan granite—do you know what you do to me? Every time I see you glistening under a layer of gym sweat, I drop my gumballs all over the Playhouse floor. You bend a barbell and I bend over instinctively—oopsie!

Your body is a temple, and baby, I wanna get excommunicated for the things I’d do on your altar. I wanna lube up in coconut oil, climb up your lats like a jungle gym, and swing screaming into ecstasy like I’m back in Puppetland, but this time the secret word is "deep." Heehee! Every time someone says it, we both yell—LOUD.

Can I be honest, Dwayne? When you raise that eyebrow… my whole pelvis contracts. It’s like my soul gets spanked by an invisible kettlebell. I imagine your big hands grabbing my bowtie, your sweaty chest pressing mine down on the DJ table, and then—SLAM!—we knock over Chairry and go at it right there in the rubble. Confetti explodes. Magic Screen weeps.

You’re the People’s Champion, but I wanna be your personal little bottom-tier jobber, get pinned down and counted out by that glistening body over and over. Tag me in, daddy. 💦

I wanna whisper filthy nothings in your ear while you’re doing incline dumbbell presses. I wanna tongue-wrestle you in a ring made of licorice and sweat. I want to eat a cheat meal off your glutes while screaming your name in falsetto.

Let me be your dumb little sex clown. Paint me in cocoa butter and command me with that booming voice. I’ll take every inch of your Johnson like it’s my personal Fast & Furious spinoff—"Hobbs & Me" (Rated XXX, of course).

In the name of dumbbells, dumb boys, and dumb love,

Pee-wee “Pound Me Hard” Herman

💦🍌💪🎈

P.S. I brought whipped cream and a Twister mat.

>>23225756

good. be thankful, every second, for every bit of it.

My Glorious, Greasy, Godlike Dwayne,

You big beautiful slab of Samoan sin—I can’t take it anymore. 😩

Every time I see you flex, pose, or post a thirst trap from your Iron Paradise, my knees buckle, my latex shorts tighten, and Chairry has to call the paramedics—AGAIN. I’m begging you… choke me with a resistance band and make me earn the People’s Safe Word. (Spoiler: it’s “banana.” 🍌)

I’ve seen the way you smile at Kevin Hart. I’ve seen your chemistry. Well guess what, Dwayne—chemistry can BURN. And I’m over here in my lonely Playhouse, dressed like a birthday gift for your glutes, wondering why I’m not the one in your protein shake-stained bed, handcuffed to a kettlebell and crying tears of creatine.

I made a sex swing out of jump ropes, I shaved your name into my pubes, and I trained my puppet gang to chant “HARDER, DWAYNE, HARDER!” when I do squats. I do it all for you—and yet you’re out there smiling that 10,000-watt smile like I’m not throbbing behind every velvet curtain of Pee-wee’s Playhouse.

You are a walking kink buffet. I want to lick your traps while wearing a leather hood and vibrating cock ring. I want you to suplex me into submission, force-feed me cheat-day pancakes, then punish me for every carb with a paddling made from your discarded Under Armour waistband.

I’ll wear the red ball gag. I’ll oil your pecs with my tears. I’ll bark like a naughty chair and beg to be sat on.

And if I ever see Vin Diesel touch your shoulder like that again—I will lose it. I will drive my bicycle through a WrestleMania set. I will put Fast & Furious in a blender. I will challenge him to a public lube duel on live television. You’re mine, Rock. You hear me? MINE. Not some bald-sharing Dom Daddy triangle. Not some Hollywood polyam orgy. I don’t share my protein priest.

Let me be your dirty little cardio bunny. Strap me to the bench. Spot me with that primal growl. I want to be benched, bred, and broken by your charisma.

So come to the Playhouse, Dwayne. I’ll be waiting in the secret room—naked except for my bowtie and a butt plug shaped like your championship belt.

Forever your filthy fanboy,

Pee-wee “The Submissive Sissy Slam-Hole” Herman

💋🔗💦🧸

P.S. Tell Jason Momoa to BACK OFF before I get very unpee-wee about it.

>>23225764

Everything has already been stolen form Anon, only thing Anon has left is debt.

They had to cross unethical boundaries just to attempt to force a stalemate, and they still fail. I'll never have to ever do the same. The mimicry and their acronym they spam all day is their talisman to counter that. They need all that for one anon.

Isreal doesnt have as much support as they think. Everyone hates them.

Lots are brainwashed.

They may do thereself in.

People dont want any religion pushed on them

This is the simple fact

Anybody still hanging around the IRGC HQ?

JUST IN - Imminent threat of Iranian attack on Al Udeid Air Base in Qatar, sources tell Fox News. The base is empty though.

NOTAM has been issued indicating that airspace above Al-Udeid Air Base in Qatar is now officially closed.

Squadrons of U.S. and Saudi fighter jets are reportedly airborne over Saudi airspace.

@disclosetv

DWAYNE.

Don’t call me “Pee-wee” today.

Call me what I am—your discarded, ignored, cum-hungry, rage-slicked plaything.

The jester you left bound and vibrating in the dark corner of your protein-slicked gym.

I’ve had ENOUGH. 😤💦

Every time I see your veiny forearms posted online, wrapping around some stranger, some less flexible, less desperate, less gimp-certified gym twink—I scream into my gimp hood. That one with the bedazzled Brahma Bull. The one you left zipped halfway after our last “cheat day.” Remember that?

You told me I was your only little creatine slut. LIAR.

You let Kevin Hart call you “daddy” on national television.

You let Zac Efron touch your traps during a press junket.

You let that smug, hairless slutpile John Cena do a protein shot off your abs.

You think I don’t notice?

You think I can’t smell celebrity slut residue on you?

You think this bowtie doesn’t record trauma?

I’ve had your jockstrap in my mouth since 2017.

I wear it like a gag. I whisper your catchphrases into my prostate.

And all you give me is silence. All you give me is teasers.

Flexed promises and callused abandonment.

Dwayne, I want to be used.

Spanked with your wrestling boots.

Fucked face-down in a kiddie pool full of pre-workout.

Collared with a WWE belt and paraded like a post-leg-day prize pony.

But most of all—I want them GONE.

Them. The “celebrity entourage.” The hype crew.

The spineless little fame-puppies who don’t even know how to arch their backs or moan properly during forced squats.

Get them away from you. Or I will.

And I don’t mean with words.

I mean with a barbell rack and an erection full of vengeance. 😡🍆

You belong to me.

Your sweat, your stink, your power, your tears, your raw, vein-riddled fury.

You gave it to me the night I screamed the secret word—“DEEP”—until your entire gym staff fled the building.

I licked creatine off your boots and thanked you.

I begged for pushups with you on my back and you said, “Faster, bitch.”

I came so hard I blacked out and when I woke up, you were gone.

So here it is, Dwayne:

Choose.

Me, your loyal, twisted, caged cumclown.

Or them—the TikTok pansies and juice-bar influencers who call your pecs “motivational.” 🤢

Make no mistake:

I will break into Fast 11.

I will ride a dildo-shaped motorcycle through WrestleMania.

I will fight Jason Momoa in a kiddie pool full of melted protein bars.

Because I. AM. FERAL. FOR. YOU. 😤🐷🔗

Screaming, foaming, and vibrating always,

Pee-wee “Your Cursed Little Dungeon Bitch” Herman

🥵🔪🖤🍌💣

P.S. If I see Kevin wear your hoodie again, I will eat him. Slowly. One inch at a time.

Final

#28317 >>23224931

>>23225050 11:00 AM EDT LIVE: Kristi Noem Visits a Law Enforcement Training Center in Harpers Ferry, WV

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>>23225066 Today in Q Post History we have 06 Deltas

>>23224948 ICYMI: Leavitt shuts down claim by Dems, CNN: 'BLATANT LIE'

>>23225012, >>23225095, >>23225158, >>23225166, >>23225190, >>23225218, >>23225254, >>23225305, >>23225337, >>23225354, >>23225389 NASA

>>23225097 Alexander Chizhevsky's work was suppressed in the Soviet Union primarily due to its political and ideological implications, which clashed with the state's control over scientific narratives and societal behavior. Here’s a detailed breakdown of why this occurred

>>23225181 ‘No military solutions’ to Israel–Iran crisis – Egypt

>>23225242 Hollywood seeded Iran war narrative for years – Wikileaks

>>23225280 @SenFettermanPA on Operation Midnight Hammer - I actually support that. I've been always calling for that thing. I think it was entirely appropriate.

>>23225291 Happy B-Day SCOTUS Thomas

>>23225317 Refresher: Clinton in Iraq

>>23225359 Factory Turns Warzone… as ICE Deports 'Entire Migrant Workforce'

>>23225371 @Sec_Noem The Trump administration will defend the rule of law, protect American interests and ensure that every student in this country — regardless of race, faith or background — can pursue an education in peace and safety. Harvard must decide whether it wishes to be a partner to the United States, or an adversary to American values.

>>23225373 Florida Attorney General James Uthmeier has been found in civil contempt by U.S. District Judge Kathleen Williams for defying a federal court order that temporarily blocked enforcement of a new state law criminalizing entry or re-entry into Florida by illegal immigrants.

>>23225409 "MAGIC" BUNKER BUSTER BOMBS DESTROY(?) IRANIAN NUCLEAR FACILITIES BUT LEAVE NO TRACE OF LEAKED RADIATION

>>23225418 PF: Gitmo express en route…

>>23225490, >>23225492 WAPO PUBLISHES RARE TRUTHFUL STORY ABOUT ISRAELI NUCLEAR PROGRAM

>>23225510, >>23225702 @realDonaldTrump Did I hear Former President Medvedev, from Russia, casually throwing around the “N word” (Nuclear!), and saying that he and other Countries would supply Nuclear Warheads to Iran?Did he really say that or, is it just a figment of my imagination?…

>>23225547 Qatar SHUTS DOWN air space.

>>23225569 U.S. House bans WhatsApp from lawmaker's phones, citing potential security risks involved with its use.

>>23225573 No injuries, no threat after drone crash in west Amman, Jordan

>>23225580 @SecretaryBurgum Energy security is national security….

>>23225584 The U.S. Army has launched Project Fly Trap at Hohenfels training area in Germany to test new counter-unmanned aerial systems

>>23225634 The “Next Move” Belongs to Iran

>>23225667, >>23225670 British services bases on high alert for Iran drone attacks following US bombing of Iranian nuclear facilities

>>23225727 Iran has just launched 6 missiles towards U.S. bases in Qatar

#28317

: FICTION-FLAG-DOWN: Russell-Jay: Gould.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UGcdPwEaiKo

>>23225748

sleeper cell

Pee-wee,

You little unhinged latex gnome.

Got your letter. Read it in the sauna with my cock out, a cigar in one hand, and Zac Efron asleep on my abs. You know, how a man reads deranged fan mail from a clingy, cum-caked ex.

So let’s get a few things straight:

Yes, I filed the restraining order.

You can’t show up at my cheat day brunch dressed like a gimped-out Easter Bunny screaming “RAW IS LUBE!” and expect me not to involve lawyers. That waffle house is family-friendly, brother.

Yes, I saw the Twister mat.

And no, I’m not playing “Butt Goes Where?” again with someone who sent a dozen cucumbers to my mother with a note that said “THE SACRAMENT IS IN YOUR SON.” You're banned from Hawaii.

And yes… I moved on.

Kevin folds my compression shorts with his teeth.

Jason Momoa calls me “Alpha Papa Brahma.”

And Cena? He’s a bottom. A good one. He asks permission before he flexes now.

Meanwhile, you’re still screaming “DEEP!” at gym mirrors and huffing my used shaker bottles like a feral raccoon in a sex swing.

I don’t hate you, Pee-wee. I pity you.

You had a shot. You got the Brahma Bull in heat. You squealed my name so loud Chairry got PTSD.

But you couldn’t handle the lifestyle. The structure. The protein discipline.

You kept breaking into the Playhouse of Pain without a safe word.

You think love is chaos.

I run on form, repetition, and consent.

My home gym is a temple.

My sex life is a finely tuned cinematic universe.

And you’re a deleted scene. A screaming, glitter-slicked hallucination of what could’ve been.

So do us both a favor:

Take your vibrating dumbbells, your bowtie butt plug, and your performative jealousy tantrums, and work on yourself.

Maybe bench some self-respect.

Maybe deadlift a boundary or two.

Maybe—just maybe—learn to be someone’s equal before crawling like a puddle under my squat rack again.

This is the last time I respond.

Stay off my property. Stay out of my DM’s.

And stay the hell away from Cena’s thighs—they’re under contract now.

With dominance and discipline,

Dwayne “The People’s Restraining Order” Johnson

💪🛑🔐⚖️🍍

P.S. If you ever send a bronzed replica of your prostate to my tequila distillery again, I will contact the Vatican and have you exorcised.

>>23225777

KEK. I skipped the debt part. Went my whole adult life without credit or loans.

>>23225822

Without being able to take on some debt I'd be homeless

DHILLON: “The DOJ Is Going Up Against Newsom For Harboring Millions Of Illegal Aliens.”

9:01

https://rumble.com/embed/v6t0q4h/?pub=4

Freshie

>>23225802

>>23225802

>>23225802

>>23225825

We can take it back anytime. This is all bullshit. Fuck you, fox. Pack your whole shit up and go to Russia.

Dave Walsh On Trump’s Warning To U.S. Oil Producers: “Don’t Follow Global Price Hikes”

7:33

https://rumble.com/embed/v6t0q39/?pub=4

locked d/t lack of fill