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>"Anon, as you may have heard, Equestria is in a tight spot with Saddle Arabia diplomacy-wise. Sorry we had to do this to you, but as you know, the Sultans of Saddle Arabia have a taste for the exotic, and we already agreed to exchange you as a slave as a friendly gesture. N-now, I know you'll probably be upset, since we didn't ask for your permission and this is rather sudden, but keep in mind that you're saving thousands of lives that would have been lost in a likely war! You're doing this for the good of Equestria, for your friends! So, you had best pack your things---we're leaving at sunrise tomorrow. S-see you tomorrow, Anon."
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▶ No.323210>>323211
where do all these retarded greentext threads come from?
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▶ No.323211
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▶ No.323217
Daily dose of hate against bombies.
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▶ No.323219
By the next day I'm living innawoods eating nuts and berries and Fluttershy's animal friends.
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▶ No.323223
"You send me there, and I'm murdering that fucker the first chance I get. THEN we'll see how much diplomatic hot water you'll be in."
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▶ No.323227>>323234
I will make sure to make Equestria proud.
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▶ No.323232>>323239
>>323209 (OP)
But I thought the Saddle Arabians were being fucked up by inter dimensional Romans?
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▶ No.323234>>323288
>>323227
If the saddlearabians are anything like IRL sand niggers from medieval times, they will prefer their slaves as eunuchs.
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▶ No.323237>>323238 >>323269 >>323280
>>323209 (OP)
I did a quick google search, and….
Ah, so it was taken from /mlp/ recently. Then apparently some complained that it was against the rules, and it was deleted.* Surprising. How would that break the rules? There were other prompt threads like it. Dumb nu-moderators must love general threads, then, the faggots.
Considering the time between it being deleted and the thread here, perhaps the OP is the same person. Then the question is, is a /mlp/ regular, or did he visit because /pone/ has become a slow shitposting board? The ghost-post
>"That is beyond retarded. Because this is totally low-effort, right? Because Heaven forbid we ever have fun stories on this cesspool of a board. This website has really gone to the dogs."
Seems to show that he is either very dissatisfied with 4chan, or 8chan, and tried out 4chan, which I and no doubt many others have done out of pure weariness. Ultimately, we do not know for sure.
Anyway, I do like some of those posts in the thread, those where Anon goes nuclear.
*The thread in question: https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/33607191/
下げ for off-topiku.
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▶ No.323238>>323269
>>323237
*Forgot:
Though, why he decided to post here, I don't know. Maybe he wanted to see how we would react? I've done that on 8/pol/ before to compare quality low and behold, 8/pol/ as of around ~2017 is shittier than 4/pol/ as of late-2014; don't quite remember the dates, but I remember wanting to see if 4/pol/ when it became shit was better than 8/pol/.
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▶ No.323239>>323252
>>323232 (3232 nice)
What is this referencing?
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▶ No.323252>>323292
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▶ No.323269>>323270 >>323280 >>323281
>>323237
>>323238
O….kay? Who gives a fuck?
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▶ No.323270
>>323269
Hey now, do you really have to act like a normalfag? Plus, someone in the thread asked "why is there shitty greentext threads", so someone would probably be interested.
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▶ No.323280>>323292
>>323237
>and…
>Ah, so
>>323269
>O….kay?
Can you niggers stop typing like zoomers? This is not a place for nigger-talk.
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▶ No.323281
>>323269
Anyone who took part in that thread, which was most of the board at the time, with /pone/ being a small slow board and all.
In other words, anyone who has been a regular here for more than 6 months, newfag.
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▶ No.323288>>323293
>>323234
That happened to their extremely disposable slaves from Africa, not as much to their janissaries I think. Anon being one of a kind means he has a reasonable shot at not being mutilated.
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▶ No.323292>>323305
>>323280
First off, stop using that reddit-tier term "zoomer".
Second, exactly how is
>and… Ah
"nigger-talk"? Even
>O…kay
is hardly niggerish. See,
>and… Ah
shows that he is looking over something. You'd read that in an RPG or something, where an NPC might be looking over something as he speaks to the player.
>O…kay
is a product of a simpler mind. It is typical to say "okay" in such a way when one is in an awkward situation, or is annoyed. I would say this was normalfaggish.
If anything, you should have been complaining about "Who gives a fuck?", which while not always, is typical of a normalfag, at least when it's not followed by an explanation.
>>323252
>mfw reading that
>mfw I have no face
Wow, seemed pretty interesting. Hopefully things get better and he comes back. No idea why anons were not saging itt, since, of all the times sage should be used, dead or dying threads where nothing is happening or expected is probably the main time.
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▶ No.323293
>>323288
The Janissaries where more the exception than the rule. Plenty of white slaves who ended up in administration jobs where also eunuchs.
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▶ No.323305
>>323292
>No idea why anons were not saging itt
Because there were people invested in that thread and was hoping for it to continue. So when I just happened to pop into the thread and saw the message op left, I figured I would bump it in case there were folks who have yet to read it.
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