No.316639[Last 50 Posts]
The treehouse is still around, no castle, no school, and Twily is a unicorn and is still just the librarian of Ponyville. Celestia and Luna are referred to as "Queens" as Faust intended, but mostly because it doesn't make sense for them to be called "Princesses". Cadence and Shining Armor rule the Crystal Empire and have a child, but neither Cadence nor the child are alicorns. Cadence is a pegasus and the child, a filly, is a unicorn. Spike is as he was in season 1—physically, I mean. The CMC have no cutiemarks yet. Celestia has more political power than she does in the nu-seasons, and no multi-cultural faggotry. Glimmer exists but is still a Handicapper General, and she is not overpowered. No map. Just the Elements of Harmony. Discord is as he was in the season 4 finale, i.e. softer but not a complete cuck and willing to spread chaos, as that is his nature. Tirek and Tartarus exists, and Luna is not an edgy cunt. No movie and no EQG, although Sunset is a pony. Ember is Dragon Lord. A.K. Yearling is not Daring Do, who is a fictional character, and there's no comiccon panda-ring AIDS. Veronika and Aryanne exist. Derpy is real. Ponies are fucking degenerates, moreso depending where you are (e.g. Canterlot will be worse than Ponyville), but the Mane Six are treated with some recognition outside of their home. Rarity owns one other boutique in Canterlot, where she met Coco Pommel, who is totally pure and not into any kind of sex but marital sex with a loving husband and in the missionary position solely for procreation. I think that's all…anyway. Although I don't think this background is exactly necessary, it's there anyway for the game, jej.Also, still not relevant (to this; wew lad) but AJ's parents are still unknown fuck you that episode was clichéd crème de merde
Six months ago, the Queens have ordered an expedition into the Undiscovered West. Now, settlers, looking for a new life, have come to fill the vast areas now claimed in the name of the Holy Diarchy and the Equestrian Kingdom. You are the council of officials in charge of the colonialists.
(When a choice appears, choose whatever and if your post gets the most replies, that choice is chosen. Dice (2d6) will be used for other events, with modifiers, represented with a "+" or "-" followed by a number.)
Where do you settle?
A) Plains – Average food (+0), Above average defense (+1), Average tech (+0)
B) Coastal (northern or southern?) – Bountiful food (+3), Very low defense (-3), Above average bonus to tech (+1)
C) Mountains – Low food (-2), Very high defense (+3), Bonus to tech (+2)
D) Forest – Below average food (-1), High defense (+2), Average tech (+0)
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No.316647
>>316639
>Veronika and Aryanne
How about Red, Ruby and Sketchy?
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No.316648
just play the Equestria at War mod on Hearts of Iron 4. Far better than this crap.
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No.316650
>>316639
Since no one has picked a choice yet I pick C) Mountains, we dwarf fortress now bois.
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No.316652
>>316650
Does that mean we should import some Diamond Dogs to do the digging for us?
I mean, its not like proper ponies would go digging an underground fortress now, would they? Maybe some filthy mud ponies would…
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No.316653
>>316639
>mountains
>low food
>implying
Also this >>316650
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No.316656
>>316647
Them too. Remember I said "I think", eh? Sketchy would have to be deformed though :^)
>>316653
Can you explain?
>>316650
Year: 2015
Season: Spring
Government: Oligarchy
Population: 200; male:female 50:50; 100 more settlers are expected to arrive (cancel or other?)
Food supply: Currently average (supplies +10)
Culture (right now, that means what the settlers come from and what they're used to): Equestrian (Ponyville, Vanhoover/Tall Tale, Los Pegasus) presumably, Vanhoover/Tall Tale, being supposedly relatively new towns and attractive to farmers, are more "conservative", so to speak, in politics than Los Pegasus
Military: 25 of the 200; simple militia force, mostly male
Infrastructure: Simple stone, grass, and wooden structures; Ponyville style
Technology: Currently Equestrian level
Estimated political makeup of citizens (may cause unrest in the future): ~85% monarchists, ~14% liberals, ~1% other
Options:
A) Improve food
B) Improve tech
C) Improve Infrastructure
D) Improve Military
E) Improve Culture
F) Explore
G) Other (please specify)
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No.316658
>>316656
and now it has dawned on me I had forgotten the description, ha…
You hold a council meeting and decide to settle in the mountains. There you find plenty of mountain goats who wave in hello, but not much room for farming. There are plenty of bushes, weeds and grass. A large spring lays nearby.
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No.316662
>>316648
>HOI4
>Better than anything
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No.316665
>>316656
G) Improve birthrate. We'll make a massive orgy and with the new population boom that results any future improvement will be much easier because it will have more horsepower behind it. That's the only reason to do it, purely logical.
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No.316674
>>316665
That's batshit insane, pregnancies are a horrendous drain on a settlement's resources, it will hamper the mare population's ability to work, foals require many years of caring until they are old enough to help out. If you do this, ponies will starve. And have you forgotten about the other 100 settles we can expect to arrive? That's all the work forces we'll need in the next year or so.
Now, personally, I recommend improving our defenses (would that be under Infrastructure or Military?) first, specifically a rudimentary wall around the settlement, there's no telling what sort of dangers we might face in this here unexplored land, and I don't trust the looks of them goat folks… They say good fences make good neighbours after all.
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No.316676
>>316674
Infrastructure; military includes siege defense, for example, fortification cannons or boiling oil
Also, there was an option to "cancel or other" the 100 other settlers
By midnight if there isn't a conclusion I'll roll the dice for either G or C.
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No.316678
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No.316680
>>316674
>Defenses
>In a fucking mountain range where the only inhabitants appear to be friendly goats
Before we waste supplies and manpower on stupid shit I pick F. We need to survey the land and see if there are any precious resources in the mountains we could dig up and trade for necessities like food. Speaking to the locals about any dangerous creatures in the area like dragons will also help.
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No.316683
>>316656
A
Mountains already have little food, and we're supposed to prepare support for hundred ponies more than we already have. Survival first, other concerns once we can afford them.
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No.316684
 | Rolled 2 (1d4) |
fug :-DDD
>>316683
A = 1
>>316680
F = 2
>>316674
C = 3
>>316665
G = 4
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No.316685
>>316684
F wins. >>316680
A council meeting is held, and it is decided that some of the pegasi in the militia force would go out and explore. After a day, they find that past the forest is a plain with a river running through it, with a long, wooden cabin nearby. There are tree stumps along the treeline nearest to the longhouse. Smoke rises from a hole in the roof of the longhouse, suggesting that it is inhabited.
Almost a week afterwards, the settlers arrive.
Year: 2015
Season: Spring
Government: Oligarchy
Population: 300; male:female 40:60
Food supply: Currently average (supplies +7, but +5 from new settlers; +12 total)
Culture: Equestrian (Ponyville, Vanhoover/Tall Tale, Los Pegasus)
Military: 35 of the 300; simple militia force, mostly male; 5 of the 35 are currently unavailable (exploring)
Infrastructure:' Simple stone, grass/straw, and wooden structures, mostly homes; Ponyville style
Technology: Currently Equestrian level
Estimated political makeup of citizens: ~83% monarchists, ~15% liberals, ~2% other
Contentment/current unrest (+/- respectively): +5
Options:
A) Improve Food
B) Improve Tech
C) Improve Infrastructure
D) Improve Military
E) Improve Culture
F) Explore
G) Other (please specify)
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No.316688
>>316685
Fucking hell, where do you goyim live? It's pretty late, and I make mistakes when I'm tired. Though, to be fair, this is sort of my fault for unimportant reasons.
While the explorers are gone, you, the council, ask some of the mountain goats for information. One says while chewing,
>"Nothing lives in these mountains besides you and us, beeeheheh."
Another nods in agreement, and says
>"There are salt deposits at the foot of the mountain we like to lick."
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No.316689
>>316688
>>316685
Well looks like we're not in any immediate danger so time to plant whatever crops we can and forage for some food. A
>>316656
I was pointing out how some ponies can eat and subsist off rocks
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No.316704
>>316689
Seconding crops. Can't even eat without crops. Terrace farming, cave mushrooms, whatever it take to make sure our colony doesn't end on abrupt starvation.
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No.316706
>>316704
glad an adventurer like you came to help the cause, Pineblaze
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No.316713
>>316704
>>316689
Sorry, I jerked off and fell asleep.
Anyway, I see. But besides rock candy, which is presumably softer, ponies don't seem to eat rocks, or at least, they don't subsist on just rocks.
The weekly council meeting is held once again, and it is decided that personal farms are to be built next to homes, as well as small communal kitchen gardens where there is left over room. Some villagers are sent out to forage below the mountains, and besides well-known berries, roots, fruits and nuts, strange sea urchin-looking objects are found strewn about the thicker parts of the forest, where sunlight has trouble breaking through the forest canopy. An acre of terrace will take an estimated month and a half to complete. The explorers are waiting for further orders.
Year: 2015
Season: Spring
Government: Oligarchy
Population: 300; male:female 40:60
Food supply: Currently average (supplies +10)
Culture: Equestrian (Ponyville, Vanhoover/Tall Tale, Los Pegasus)
Military: 35 of the 300; simple militia force, mostly male; 5 of the 35 are currently unavailable (exploring)
Infrastructure: Simple stone, grass/straw, and wooden structures, mostly homes; small farms and kitchen gardens; Ponyville style
Technology: Currently Equestrian level
Estimated political makeup of citizens: ~83% monarchists, ~15% liberals, ~2% other
Contentment/current unrest (+/- respectively): +5
Options:
A) Improve Food
B) Improve Tech
C) Improve Infrastructure
D) Improve Military
E) Improve Culture
F) Explore
G) Other (please specify)
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No.316722
>>316680
Well, to be fair, goats are know to be necromancers or working with monsters minotaurs.
I don't think we can trust them much, and us coming here to steal their mountains probably won't endear us to them either.
>>316713
Do we have an option to send out prospectors to look for anything useful to mine in the area?
Its unlikely we will ever be able to be self-sufficient with our food production, especially once we get some real population growth, so finding resources we could sell back to equestrian would likely be the best way to secure the future of our colony.
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No.316724
>>316722
>Do we have an option to send out prospectors to look for anything useful to mine in the area?
Well, practically anything goes. So you choose G then?
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No.316725
>>316724
In fact I think that goats don't speak in Equestrian.
Well, I guess there would be at least one pony that'd be able to speak in different languages, whether on the council or otherwise.
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No.316727
>>316688
>Fucking hell, where do you goyim live? It's pretty late, and I make mistakes when I'm tired. Though, to be fair, this is sort of my fault for unimportant reasons.
CYOAs are slow on /pone/. I've tried to run two of them.
>>316713
Also, seconding the decision to go mining. Gotta get them resources laddeh.
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No.316728
>>316713
Start a mine &/or find a good place for a mine. Get 5 militia to guard the workers.
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No.316733
Looks like we're going with C for the mines
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No.316737
>>316722
>>316727
I know CYOAs and /pone/ in general are slow, but it seemed to have been more lively at night, when I should have been in bed.
On an unrelated note, I was watching this guy on kiketube called "Exotics Lair" who records his tarantulas. The way he acts around them is odd, as if he found them sexually attractive, and it's starting to rub off on me; pic very related.
The council decides to send prospectors to look for valuable resources, with five militia soldiers to guard them. After nearly a week, a prospector comes up to one of you and says that at the foot of the mountain, where the salt deposits lie, there are sulfur deposits deeper into the mountain, along with more halite. He also mentions that they've been hitting pressurized steam, wounding some of the workers, and wonders aloud that there should be an opening—perhaps a geyser—somewhere for the steam to build up naturally without blasting out the mountainside. The explorers return to the militia barracks.
On the day you are to convene again for another meeting, some villagers complain that the mountain goats are making the already tight space in the village even tighter, as well as defecating anywhere they please. One of the villagers even refers to them as "subponies". (-2 content)
Year: 2015
Season: Spring
Government: Oligarchy
Population: 300; male:female 40:60
Food supply: Currently average (supplies +10)
Culture: Equestrian (Ponyville, Vanhoover/Tall Tale, Los Pegasus)
Military: 35 of the 300; simple militia force, mostly male; 5 of the 35 are currently unavailable (guarding the miners)
Infrastructure: Simple stone, grass/straw, and wooden structures, mostly homes; small farms and kitchen gardens; a small mining tunnel; Ponyville style
Technology: Currently Equestrian level
Estimated political makeup of citizens: ~83% monarchists, ~15% liberals, ~2% other
Contentment/current unrest (+/- respectively): +3
Options:
A) Improve Food
B) Improve Tech
C) Improve Infrastructure
D) Improve Military
E) Improve Culture
F) Explore
G) Other (please specify)
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No.316738
>>316737
Expand the mining tunnel towards the halite rather than fucking with the surface deposit. It can potentially be turned into a luxury for the citizens and probably sells better than sulfur too. Try to get mostly or exclusively goats working in the mine. I'd also recommend keeping a permanent guard of a couple militia around the entrance to the mining tunnel, just in case of wildlife, or if the goats working there start getting rowdy.
For the future, I think we should specialize into one aspect. As in, go hard into mining, agriculture, tech, or become a warband. About the goats, even if they're shitting in the open, we shouldn't spare the manpower. If they're willing to work in the mines they can stay for now. It also, you know, gets them out of town for a while and keeps ponies from having to work there.
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No.316739
>>316738
I don't think it should be totally ignore the sulfer mines since it might lead to a natural hot-spring which could attract tourism, and would lead to also attracting prospective traders to make deals with. It could also be used as an incentive to encourage ponies to work in the mines if we give them cheap access to it assuming it leads to a hot-spring
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No.316743
>>316724
^This
On the short term, finding some hotsprings to build a resort around would be ideal.
On the long term maybe we could turn some of the mountain side into terraced farm fields inca style to help with the food production. Perhaps the natives could be convinced to help with such a project in return for a share of the food?
>>316737
Whats wrong with spiderss?
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No.316745
>>316737
Tell the ponies to start letting the goats fuck their wives to atone for their horrific bigotry.
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No.316746
>>316743
I have enough fetishes, I don't need creepy spiders to join them.
>On the long term maybe we could turn some of the mountain side into terraced farm fields
….Does anyone actually read my descriptions? There is already an acre in development.
The council meets and you all decide to expand the mining tunnels. A couple of militia ponies are sent to guard the mines when they're left alone, with rotating shifts. The multilinguist among you walks around the village and asks the goats if they would like to work in the salt mines. They generally agree on the conditions that they are still allowed to lick as much salt as they want, and the ponies milk some of their females, who have been complaining about udderal pains.
The ponies are glad that there is some more room during the day, even if the goats still defecate anywhere during the night, but some of the prospecting ponies are annoyed that they have to work with the goats, but they generally admit that they're pretty good at doing what they're told, as long as you can speak goat properly. (+1 content) The populace is also glad to have another food source—goat milk. (+1 food)
A few days later, some of the villagers who had been wandering about the mountainside reports seeing massive spouts of water and steam spray out from the ground, on the other side of the mountain.
A day before the meeting, one of the foragers had gotten a little too curious and decided to touch one of the odd sea-urchin type objects. The spikes shot out in all directions, many lightly impaling themselves into the mare. Although she says it wasn't very painful at first, a few minutes later, she suddenly began suffering from a high fever, chills, and nausea. The villagers are still not sure what to make of these things, but they appear to be alive.
On the day of the weekly assembly, a council member suggests that the meetings should be held monthly, with a specialized goal for each following month, to be decided during the meetings.
(Yea or neigh?)
Year: 2015
Season: Spring
Government: Oligarchy
Population: 302; male:female ~40:60
Food supply: Currently average (supplies +11)
Culture: Equestrian (Ponyville, Vanhoover/Tall Tale, Los Pegasus)
Military: 35 of the 300; simple militia force, mostly male; 7 of the 35 are currently unavailable (5 guarding the miners; 2 guarding the mine)
Infrastructure: Simple stone, grass/straw, and wooden structures, mostly homes; small farms, kitchen gardens, and a communal dairy farm; a small network of mining tunnels; Ponyville style
Technology: Currently Equestrian level
Estimated political makeup of citizens: ~83% monarchists, ~15% liberals, ~2% other
Contentment/current unrest (+/- respectively): +4
Options:
May last the next month depending on vote outcome.
A) Improve Food
B) Improve Tech
C) Improve Infrastructure
D) Improve Military
E) Improve Culture
F) Explore
G) Other (please specify)
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No.316750
>>316746
Those sea-urchin bulbs is troubling, but doesn't seem to pose any immediate danger. Nonetheless, we should ask the goats what they know of it.
>>316685
I'm surprised nobody has paid any further attention to signs of habitation to our west, can we send the pegasi scouts out again to determine who or what lives there?
A some questions about trade: will it be done mostly through bartering or currency? How much do we currently have in the coffer?
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No.316761
>>316750
Well, right now money is personal. Not much trading since they mostly see only each other and most variety crops are in the communal gardens, so I'd imagine trading is mostly done with craftsmen ponies, who are perhaps the "wealthiest", i.e., they have the most wheat. I probably should include bit amount, but I was going to down the road anyway.
Also, is that a "yea" or "nay"?
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No.316764
>>316761
That would speed things up a bit, "yay".
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No.316768
>>316764
I had been meaning to and >>316738's second paragraph gave me the excuse I needed.
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No.316771
>>316750
Well we have no defenses at the moment, and nothing to offer for trading so I figured there wasn't a point yet.
>>316746
We got the mines going and the farms will take some time so I say investigate the steam spouts. F
>population 302
Congrats to the family or families on their new kid(s). It's spring after all so I suppose it's to be expected :^)
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No.316783
>>316750
We should definitely check who's living in the hut. Also, with the discoveries of sea urchins and water sprouts there might be enough reason to study both for potential military and civilian technologies respectively.
What would monthly meetings for a specific goal entail?
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No.316787
>>316783
I think he means instead of weekly council meetings and updates it'd be monthly, which I agree is better. That way we don't have to wait 6 updates for news on the crops, more eventful things happen, and it'll be less obvious which choice to pick and therefore more fun.
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No.316825
So is this shit dead now?
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No.316835
>>316750
>>316771
>>316825
>dead
No.
Forgive my lateness, I've been a bit busy. It won't take so long next time. Also,
>accidentally close GIMP without exporting, only saving
>somehow none of my fonts match the general shape of the letters
ah, text will look different. Perhaps different ponies marked on the village's main map? Also, the village on the map is not an accurate representation of the buildings, just that there's a small settlement there. Speaking of which, I just realized the settlement has no name….
The council votes "yea" on the proposition to extend the period between meetings, and to work on improving one goal until the next one is chosen. (Keep in mind, sometimes drastic events (read: attacked by others) will occur before the next assembly, and the readout will be interrupted until it is dealt with.) You decide to make exploration your focus during this period.
First Week of the Month
The selfsame day of the meeting, you hear news that the condition of the mare suffering for her curiosity has gotten worse, as she has begun violently vomiting and is becoming delirious. The village medical experts have taken a blood sample and had it sent to Canterlot for testing.
The next day, the mare fell into a coma, and needed to be transported to the nearest hospital in Tall Tale, even if it would take almost a couple days even when flying. One of the doctors laments not sending her away immediately, a mistake that hopefully will not end in disaster….
Later the day of the council meeting, five pegasi (Scout A) from the militia force are sent to the longhouse, and five others (Scout B) are sent to the supposed geysers.
Later in the week, one of you finds the time to ask around the natives for information regarding the spiky objects. They say they have no idea, as they never went deeper than the very edge of the surrounding forests.
The villagers want a name for the settlement.
Second Week of the Month
The mare is reportedly still in a coma, but alive. Her blood sample report has come back, and concludes that she is not poisoned, but has been infected with an unknown virus that the creature she had prodded must have been carrying. Hopefully it's not too contagious….
Scout B reports that the water spouts do appear to be geysers. That leaves the question as to what the heat source is, and where it's coming from…. Scout B returns to the militia barracks for the time being.
One morning, a goat with its throat slit is found outside the mines. A quick autopsy by the village medical experts reveals that it had been cut with a blade. The guards stationed claim they had no idea how the body had gotten there. The other goats are slightly worried over the event, but mention their relief that the worst member of their own is no more. Still, the ponies, even the ones that generally hold the mountain goats with contempt, believe that justice should be served. (-1 content until the—or a—culprit is found….)
Third Week of the Month
After nearly three weeks of careful studying, Scout A reports that ponies appear to be living in the longhouse, perhaps 20-25. They tend to normal, everyday chores, speaking in what does not sound like Equestrian. However, every Monday morning, at least ten cross the river, and then come back the following day. On Mondays, no other activity seems to occur, at least not outside anyway. The pegasi of Scout A did not wish to move away from the trees, or too close to the tree line, for fear of being seen. Scout A is awaiting further orders.
The acre of terrace is now complete (+2 food), and the village now has a small surplus of food.
Fourth Week of the Month
Nothing too eventful….
Year: 2015
Season: Spring
Government: Oligarchy
Population: 303; male:female ~40:60
Food supply: Currently slightly above-average (normal supplies +11, +2 surplus)
Culture: Equestrian (Ponyville, Vanhoover/Tall Tale, Los Pegasus)
Military: 35 of the 300; simple militia force, mostly male; 12 of the 35 are currently unavailable (5 guarding the miners; 2 guarding the mine; 5 exploring)
Infrastructure: Simple stone, grass/straw, and wooden structures, mostly homes; small farms, kitchen gardens, and a communal dairy farm; a small network of mining tunnels; Ponyville style
Technology: Currently Equestrian level
Estimated political makeup of citizens: ~83% monarchists, ~15% liberals, ~2% other
Contentment/current unrest (+/- respectively): +3
Options:
A) Improve Food
B) Improve Tech
C) Improve Infrastructure
D) Improve Military
E) Improve Culture
F) Explore
G) Other (please specify)
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No.316844
>>316835
>virus
>hopefully it's not that contagious
>one of the symptoms is violent vomiting.
I've never heard of an illness that involved vomiting that wasn't at least moderately contagious. We should put the word out that anyone experiencing the early symptoms immediately see the doctor and to inform doctors to take utmost care to avoid infection and quarantine the infected if they show up. If an outbreak occurs we might have to petition aid from one of the bigger hospitals to help.
>murder
Looks like we'll need to assign some guards, not the ones involved with the mines, to investigate before someone else shows up dead. Maybe post some guards to patrol during the night too just in case.
>name the town
We'll hold off on that for now and do the above since security is a priority right now. Don't know where they would fit so G. This will give some time to come up with some names. Also you should change improve military to improve security. Improve military seems too narrow in scope
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No.316848
>>316844
[OOC]
>virus
Wait… I have an idea… I have an awful idea, and I pray to gods that it never actually happens in-game but…
Use the forest urchins to make pox blankets, trade them to the ponies in the longhouse, then move in and take their land once they all died off.
[/OOC]
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No.316849
>>316848
How is that edgy? Also, believe it or not, but the colonialists weren't passing around poz blankets like hotcakes. A lot of the New World epidemics happened by accident.
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No.316860
>>316835
I agree that there should be a small patrol during nighttime, since there's plenty of guard around during the day. On top of the murder, with the knowledge that there's a decent number of foreign ponies nearbyish I think it's time to expand the military. Some conditions, though: volunteers must be male, must be a pony, and must at least be of average build. While we're at it, might as well put those and any available militia through some training.
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No.316881
 | Rolled 2, 1 = 3 (2d6) |
>>316844
>>316860
Waited a bit to see if there would be more replies.
You decide to improve security and the militia force to a true standing army. Volunteers are recruited, though only fit males are allowed, to the annoyance of some females. A couple guards are tasked with solving the case of the dead goat (Investigators). A small patrol of nighttime guards is dispatched (Patrol A).
First Week of the Month
Most of the medical experts who worked with the sick mare have become ill themselves. They've quarantined themselves in the village medical clinic's room where the mare was kept until they can be safely transported to Tall Tale. The few that worked on her that are not sick are quarantined in another, leaving little space to spare for regular patients, and will also be leaving in case they are infected. The villagers are aware of the situation and are on edge, but do not believe the situation will become worse. Thankfully, there are still quite a few who did not have a hand in studying and carying for the mare, but the new workload has taken its toll on them, and they're often left exhausted at the end of the workday. Hopefully this does not cause other issues….
The Investigators, using the few that know goat to translate, have found that the last creature to see the goat was a drunk coworker. After interrogating the guards stationed and this coworker, they have revealed that the guards were not at their station when they should have been, and the coworker was with the goat in front of the mine at night, drunkenly reviewing tools, before the coworker could not remember anything afterwards. The goat also complains about how often his coworker talked about how much he hated himself.
(Roll….)
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No.316883
>>316881
First Week of the Month (Continued)
The investigators are unsure what to make of the evidence, and request input from the council.
Second Week of the Month
The foragers, in search of more food, have been forced to go further and further into the forest, and wish to have protection against unknown dangers while they work.
Third Week of the Month
A lonesome elderly villager had come up with a flavorful goat cheese recipe, and had begun to make a name for himself selling the product. Unfortunately, he has passed away suddenly due to natural causes. Without relatives or a will, by default, his property is now the property of the local government. You, the council, have every right to "inspect" the home for valuables…. (What do?)
Fourth Week of the Month
Many mares are noticeably pregnant. A pony mare ends labor in about 11 months….
Some of the more conservative ponies have complained about the practice of "sharing" wives done among some of the more liberal minority. (-1 content)
Year: 2015
Season: Summer
Government: Oligarchy
Population: 302; male:female ~40:60
Food supply: Currently slightly above-average (normal supplies +11, +2 surplus)
Culture: Equestrian (Ponyville, Vanhoover/Tall Tale, Los Pegasus)
Military/Security: 50 of the 300; basic infantry, mostly male; 22 of the 50 are currently unavailable (5 guarding the miners; 2 guarding the mine; 2 investigating; 5 exploring; 8 patrolling)
Infrastructure: Simple stone, grass/straw, and wooden structures, mostly homes; small farms, kitchen gardens, and a communal dairy farm; a small network of mining tunnels; Ponyville style
Technology: Currently Equestrian level
Estimated political makeup of citizens: ~83% monarchists, ~15% liberals, ~2% other
Contentment/current unrest (+/- respectively): +2
Options:
A) Improve Food
B) Improve Tech
C) Improve Infrastructure
D) Improve Military/Security
E) Improve Culture
F) Explore
G) Other (please specify)
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No.316884
>>316883
Ah, just realized the military readout's population size must be updated, i.e.
>50 of the 302
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No.316892
On a scale of 1-10, how dead is /pone/?
Also, what's the story behind pic related?
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No.316893
>>316892
Or for that matter, 8chan as a whole?
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No.316897
>>316893
>you are 12-years-old for listening to Triarii
>but the skinhead-tier rock is a-okay
Why do I even go to /pol/ anymore? Oh, because everywhere else is just as shitty. Fuck.
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No.316898
>>316893
*I meant, how dead is 8chan, on a scale of 1-10? It sure feels dead.
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No.316899
>>316893
>>316881
>>316883
I haven't followed from the start
>The investigators are unsure what to make of the evidence, and request input from the council.
Was the tool to murder or suicide was found there? Did the coworker said anything else during tools reviewing?
>The foragers, in search of more food, have been forced to go further and further into the forest, and wish to have protection against unknown dangers while they work.
Send 4 guards. At least 2 pegasi must be in that squad.
>A lonesome elderly villager had come up with a flavorful goat cheese recipe, and had begun to make a name for himself selling the product. Unfortunately, he has passed away suddenly due to natural causes. Without relatives or a will, by default, his property is now the property of the local government. You, the council, have every right to "inspect" the home for valuables…. (What do?)
Does he had any workers? I guess we could check the home for anything. There might be a diary that might give something. If there's nothing, an empty house is a wasted house.
>Some of the more conservative ponies have complained about the practice of "sharing" wives done among some of the more liberal minority. (-1 content)
Rather than making the practice illegal, I rather that they are illegal to conceive any child from wives sharing. I'm all up for "if they consent, sure why not" but a family constitution must be held. At least this is the middle ground that I can think of.
I know that we're still a start up but what is the occupation of our populace? Do a survey if possible. For the options, let's go improving our securities, specifically, their training regiments. What's the point of volunteers if they'll be meat shields anyway.
>>316892
>>316893
>>316897
>On a scale of 1-10, how dead is /pone/?
I give it a decent 7 no idea
>Or for that matter, 8chan as a whole?
/v/ is pretty alive. I go there after visiting /pone/ to kill time.
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No.316900
>>316899
>I haven't followed from the start
Shouldn't that be "since" the start, first poster?
No problem, but I hope you read the thread at least.
>/v/
Yeah, I do too, but /v/ is really shitty.
Anyway, I thought I implied that the militia force was upgraded, i.e., they recieved better equipment and some basic training. I really ought to have elaborated, though. Next readout then.
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No.316901
>>316900 (checked)
Haven't bothered to brush up my english since highschool
>No problem, but I hope you read the thread at least.
Y-Yeah. Totally
>Anyway, I thought I implied that the militia force was upgraded, i.e., they recieved better equipment and some basic training. I really ought to have elaborated, though. Next readout then.
I see. I'll change option then. Improve food. I'm sure that equestrian tech can store/preserve food for the upcoming winter.
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No.316902
>>316901
I mean, basic training is rather vague, but alright.
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No.316903
>>316892
It's a snippet from a Time Magazine article about how trolls are ruining the internet pic 1 is the full thing.
>>316881
>>316883
>Most of the medical experts who worked with the sick mare have become ill themselves. They've quarantined themselves in the village medical clinic's room where the mare was kept until they can be safely transported to Tall Tale.
Wew. Glad I caught that before it spread to everyone else. Unfortunately it looks like most of the medical ponies were caught in it though. Maybe ask for some volunteers to help? Only problem is that untrained volunteers might slip up and the virus might break containment.
>First Week of the Month
It looks really suspicious, but there's no hard evidence saying he 100% did it, and I'm not into jailing or executing an innocent pony. At the very least the 2 negligent guards should be punished because that could have easily been a pony victim. Maybe we could issue a warrant to search the suspect's home for more evidence? He might also be lying about not remembering too.
>Second Week of the Month
What >>316899 said
>Third Week of the Month
I say inspect the home to see if he left notes on the cheese recipe and then auction off the rest of the stuff and put the house up for sale.
>Fourth Week of the Month
I'm surprised with a mare majority that it isn't the other way around with stallions starting herds or some shit If it was rampant infidelity it would be one thing, but they're all consenting and there aren't any laws as far as I know that say you can't. The most we could do is put a temporary ban under medical pretenses since we're technically in a medical crisis or >>316899.
(E) Improve Culture. I think we're stable enough that we could hold a small festival to name the town, plus it'll help the ponies take their mind off things. Put out some flyers with a list of candidate names that they can vote on and then we announce the winner during the festival at the end of the month. Also if we find the recipe for the cheese we should hold a cooking contest and have that as the prize with local participants only of course.
Equestrian towns and cities look to be punny versions of towns and cities from the US, UK, and Canada so I looked up some mountain towns from there to work with.
>Breckenridge, CO Buckinridge
>Dahlonega, Georgia Dahloneighga
>Durango, Colorado Dureingo
>Whistler, British Columbia Whinnyer
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No.316908
 | Rolled 2 (1d2) |
>>316903
Little did they know, 8chan is ban-happy as fuck.
Also, lel sankaku complex symbol
Well, waited long enough for anyone else I think. Rolling to decide E or A.
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No.316911
>>316893
>Or for that matter, 8chan as a whole?
Nah, /v/ and /pol/ are both very active getting nearly 200 posts an hour. If you've seen the modern state of 4chan you will know that more posts does not in any way mean better quality or enjoyability. Sage for off topic
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No.316916
 | Rolled 3, 3 = 6 (2d6) |
>>316911
>you will know that more posts does not in any way mean better quality or enjoyability.
I never said it did. But, and especially on certain other imageboards, getting a post per day is not nearly as engaging as a post an hour. I do prefer slower paces, as this allows me to think better when posting, but I still want to feel like I'm actively discussing with others. Still, I would prefer a snail's-pace and quality over fast-paced and AIDS. Also, you merely need only visit our own /pol/ and /v/ to see that—a visit to 4chan is unecessary.
>>316908
The council meets, and you all decide it's about time the village received a name. In three days July 4th :^), a festival is to be held in the settlement, where a vote would be held to decide the name of the place. The ponies are overjoyed when they hear the news. (+1 content)
Four guards, two of which are pegasi, are sent to accompany the foragers. The two guards stationed at the mines are dishonorably discharged, and replaced. More volunteers are recruited. (All militia ponies stay in the force, just that the new recruits are able males, instead of merely mostly-abled ponies, male or female. The militia force originally were just ponies with weapons, but now the military and security forces recieve the same basic training, tailored to race. This includes basic survival training, physical training, and the basics of CQC. They're equipped with gambesons, iron helms, and simple spears, along with anything else the individual ponies might own. While perhaps not the most rigorous training nor the greatest of armor and weapons, it is at least something, and enough for the settlement's force to be called a true military.)
First Week of the Month
The medical ponies are safely sent to Tall Tale, and the medical clinic's rooms are sanitized.
After searching the house of the cheesemaker, one of you finds a handful of recipes, along with over 500,000 bits in a locked wooden chest. Other than that, the pony had nothing of real value besides some common cookbooks and other reading material. The items are auctioned and a newly-wed pony couple buy the home. The deceased's name was "Star Cook".
After looking through the recipes, one of you picks out all the cheesemaking ones and have the cooks in the town hall try them. As this is cheese, it will take a few months to make.
The festival is held and the name….
(Roll 2d6 1-3, 4-6, 7-9, 10-12)
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No.316918
>>316916
*Forgot to mention, basically, there were a certain number of medical personal, and a few of that worked on the mare. So most medics are still in the village, but because the numbers are small they still feel the weight of the extra workload, even if somewhat minute.
First Week of the Month (Continued)
Dahloneighga is chosen. During the festival, a rough idea of the occupations of the citizens is formed.
~49% foragers, farmers, individual or otherwise
~26% craftsponies
~18% military and security
~7% specialists, medical, political, etc.
The Investigators search the murder scene a bit more thorougly and find a faint, dried blood trail leading away from the mines. They inquire about it with the suspect, and after some time, he says he remembers wiping wine off of his coworker after he tripped and fell. He then realizes that that wasn't wine and begins to hyperventilate. After being calmed, he is left alone. The Investigators leave to check the mining tools at the site, which had not been touched since the murder. They find dried blood on a pickax in case you weren't aware, that is the proper American spelling, although the "e" ending looks better IMO pick, and looking at the blood trail again see an indent in the ground that fits the end of the pickax's chisel. After the suspect had time to rest, the Investigators ask him if he remembers anything else, to which he says that he had thought his friend had decided to sleep there, and so left for home.
The Investigators conclude that it was an accident, and that, in a drunken stupor, the victim had fallen in such a way so as to cause the pick to cut along the neck. They return to the ranks, (Promotion?) and the miners resume work again. The ponies are relieved that the case had been solved. (+1 content)
Second Week of the Month
Nothing particularly interesting….
Third Week of the Month
Some of the more scientifically literate ponies decide to do some research regarding to the geysers. They plant seismometers, and connect them to recording devices, suspecting there may be a volcano nearby.
Fourth Week of the Month
Scout A returns in a hurry, and reports that the inhabitants of the longhouse seem to have noticed smoke coming from the mountains… to Dahloneighga! They're coming armed, but they're likely just being prepared.
A council member proposes a law to illegalize the conception of offspring between "shared" couples.
(Yea or nay?)
Year: 2015 (If you want to guess month time, it is based on 2018's calendar.)
Season: Summer
Government: Oligarchy
Population: 302; male:female ~40:60
Food supply: Currently slightly above-average (normal supplies +11, +2 surplus)
Culture: Equestrian (Ponyville, Vanhoover/Tall Tale, Los Pegasus)
Military/Security: 55 of the 300; basic infantry and flight-lancers, mostly male; 20 of the 55 are currently unavailable (5 guarding the miners; 2 guarding the mine; 5 exploring; 8 patrolling)
Infrastructure: Simple stone, grass/straw, and wooden structures, mostly homes; small farms, kitchen gardens, a communal dairy farm, and an acre of terrace; a small network of mining tunnels; Ponyville style
Technology: Currently Equestrian level
Estimated political makeup of citizens: ~83% monarchists, ~15% liberals, ~2% other
Contentment/current unrest (+/- respectively): +4
Options:
A) Improve Food
B) Improve Tech
C) Improve Infrastructure
D) Improve Military/Security
E) Improve Culture/Policies
F) Explore
G) Other (please specify)
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No.316921
>>316918
>A council member proposes a law to illegalize the conception of offspring between "shared" couples.
What would the penalties entail were it illegalized?
I don't believe there's any good reason for it, so I vote 'nay'.
>inhabitants of the longhouse
Oh shit, they are coming and if the earlier reports are right, we don't even speak the same language!
What's their ETA? It would not do to have the first contact between us to be carried out by some unprepared foragers they stumbled upon.
We need to send a representative to meet with them once they are close enough, someone good at diplomacy and, if we have no common to communicate in, pantomiming.
Make sure there's a guard detail accompanying our representative, only as a precaution, and they should absolutely not do anything that might be misconstrued as provocation.
For the next month, I propose that we improve our infrastructure.
I really want to try raising our technology level, but I don't know how advanced "current Equestrian level" is, and what advancements our small settlement could realistically make.
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No.316924
>>316916
>>316918
>500k bits
That's quite plentiful right?. I guess we should put it in the treasury for now. I'm voting we use it for agricultural/cuisine development as to align with deceased's occupation.
>Some of the more scientifically literate ponies decide to do some research regarding to the geysers. They plant seismometers, and connect them to recording devices, suspecting there may be a volcano nearby.
MAGMA FORGE SOON
>Scout A returns in a hurry, and reports that the inhabitants of the longhouse seem to have noticed smoke coming from the mountains… to Dahloneighga! They're coming armed, but they're likely just being prepared.
What >>316921 said. Though, I would like two pegasi as messenger in case shit hits the fan and can warn the ponies back in town as quickly as possible. The remaining militia at home should be on guard.
>A council member proposes a law to illegalize the conception of offspring between "shared" couples. (Yea or nay?)
Yea
When I was thinking of wanting to illegalize this is because I was reminded of the practice of pre-islamic arab where the women were shagged by more than one man, and nobody know whose the father. Everyone will deny if it's a daughter, everyone will fight if it's a son. I don't want this kind of shit to happen. As for the penalty. I propose a fine and the foal is up for adoption OR the parents/court decide which household the foal belongs. Don't want confusion for the foal and don't want any future problems regarding children claiming. The law can be discussed again in future times when we're stable. As of now, our medical team have their hands full. We're not sufficient enough to support such a lifestyle
>Options
Seconding >>316921
At the very least I can see that we can increase our medical tech. That last disease including some of the medical team had to be sent to Tall Tale.
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No.316926
>>316924
>MAGMA FORGE
That would be fucking awesome, or we could go the Boatmurdered route and install a magma floodgate that would engulf everything outside the settlement in burning lava once triggered.
>offspring between "shared" couples
Do ponies not have paternity tests?
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No.316927
>>316662
The Equestria at War mod is fucking OP, better than this shit. and you're only posting that gif because you suck at grand strategy.
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No.316928
>>316926
>Do ponies not have paternity tests?
I would like to think they do, but not at Dhaloneighga. Not yet. As of now, our medic team have their hands full even with daily medical needs and we're 11 months away from mass labor. Sure they can just send samples away to big town but I feel that's a waste of resource for now. We're starting a town and it had not been too long and we've just named it.
Like I've said, we can discuss the law for another time when we're better equipped.
I mean, they could've done the test with Pound Cake and Pumpkin Cake.
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No.316929
>>316918
>A council member proposes a law to illegalize the conception of offspring between "shared" couples.
Nay! We shouldn't ruin everypony's fun just because some old codger finds it offensive. That's not how any society, real or fictional, should work. Keep Equestria Great!
Also, vote for B. We're in strange territory so researching the surroundings ought to help us a lot on the long run.
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No.316932
>>316918
>>316916
>Dahloneighga
I was hoping you'd roll Whinnyer because it sounds better, but the ponies have spoken.
>craftsponies
I'd like to know what kind of craftsponies we have. Maybe we could commission some kind of artwork to spruce up the town later with the bits we found, or they could make something marketable with the other resources around here.
Week 1
Glad they put the extra effort in so we didn't accidentally incriminate an innocent pony.
>promotion
maybe if the investigation lead to some crazy axe murderer, but a drunken accidental death isn't exactly all that much. Also when I said punishment I was thinking more of a week or two suspension with no pay for negligence also to be administered after the investigation was concluded in case it wasn't a murder. Guess that's my fault for not being specific, but whats done is done I suppose.
Third Week
>V O L C A N O
wew this could potentially kill us all or it could lead to some cool shit like >>316924. If there's a volcano nearby we should at least try to figure out if its active and also warn miners to be careful so they don't accidentally crack into a lava vein.
Fourth Week
>inhabitants of the longhouse seem to have noticed smoke coming from the mountains… to Dahloneighga! They're coming armed
Fug. Do the goats know about them? They've been here forever so they might know something otherwise we should go with >>316921. If it leads to a fight we should have the upperhand with sheer numbers, since the militia alone double them if I remember right.
>A council member proposes a law to illegalize the conception of offspring between "shared" couples.
I agree with reasoning behind it that this >>316924 anon made, but I don't think outlawing it is the right implementation. If both parties have dibs on the foal then they should settle it in court. In the case neither of them want it, then the foal should be put up for adoption, or the parties forced to submit to a paternity test and the couple that bore said foal be responsible for its caretaking. I'd personally go for the latter option since orphanages tend to end up being shitty and abusive environments for kids to grow up in.
>>316921
I agree with improving infrastructure. We should build a road to some of the nearby Equestrian towns so we can lay the groundwork for a trade route. I don't know when another wave of migrants might roll in, nor how many mares are pregnant, and fall will set in soon cutting into our food supply so we might have to start trading for food soon. We could also make a mine cart system so the miners can expand deeper into other areas in search of more precious minerals. btw our miners mine shit, but the only thing I heard there is is just salt rocks. wtf do they do with them?
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No.316933
>>316932
>We should build a road to some of the nearby Equestrian towns so we can lay the groundwork for a trade route.
[spoiler]
I just remembered that skywagons are a thing in Equestria. I think using them for cargo routes to smaller/frontier towns make sense too, since flying is faster and it can take the direct route over the dangerous or difficult terrain. If anything, we might benefit from building a small airstrip and beacon. But I guess it's all depending on the GM to decide on the pros and cons of ground/air travel though.
[/spoiler]
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No.316936
>>316933
Jesus it's been so long since I watched the older seasons and the current writers are so dogshit creatively to implement interesting "ponified" things, I forgot about that.
>[spoiler]
use double asterisk like pic related for more consistent spoilers. You're welcome newfriend :^)
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No.316968
Sorry it took a while, I was doing some research and math. Trying to calculate the speed of our pegasi scouts was frustrating as hell.
The interactions with the ponies will be different. I will post the readout after the meet and greet, but it is already written out, just might need to add things depending on what happens during the meeting.
>>316921
>ETA
You'd think you'd have been able to figure this out based on how long it took for Scout A to find the place—about a day—but I guess not, and that's not your fault. See, let's assume pegasi fly at a leisurely pace of ~40mph (based on how fast a crow flies and how fast the average pegasus seems to fly in the show). If it took them a day to find the cabin, well, does that include nighttime? I didn't say. So, let's assume they left in the morning at 7:00 AM and arrived at the cabin at 7:00 AM the following morning. So, 40 miles times 24 hours is 960 miles… but then there's also the fact that they're FLYING. How high? How constant? I am not advanced in math, so fuck that, it's a day flying and these foreign ponies don't have wings, so they take two days.
You ask the goats about the other ponies, and they tell you they're aware of them as well as the foreigners are aware of the goats, but neither they nor the goats really know anything about each other because they both keep to themselves. They do add that there are more further west, but how many they are unsure of.
You organize the army to ready for a potential attack, and you send the best speaker amongst the council along with four guards, all pegasi, in order for a quick escape if need be. All civilians are to remain indoors until further notice.
(They left early Saturday, the pegasi returned less than a day later well into the evening of Saturday, traveling at a much faster pace, and the council member left immediately, both parties meeting afternoon on Sunday. They make to the settlement well into the night. Council meetings are on Sundays, but this one was held off until the situation was clear. All the discussion you had will have been after the meet and greet, which is happening now.)
The member returns with a party of foreign ponies. He had trouble convincing them to come, because their language is not Equestrian. They come have to talk. As they speak, you easily recognize an odd "hello", but nothing else.
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No.316983
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No.316990
dammit I was so close ;_;
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No.316993
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No.316997
>>316993
The thread had begun to pick up speed and I ruined it by not posting fast enough. Also, as I said, the meet and greet is happening right now. The foreigners have greeted the council, and are in the town hall. The readout will come after this, because the monthly council meeting has not happened yet.
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No.317000
>>316997
Well, shit I've no idea what to do in this situation, I'll just wait for somebody else to take over.
Actually, can you give us a description of what they look like, equipments, anything special of note?
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No.317005
>>317000
They have tartan cloaks and metal helmets, which appear to be iron or steel. They carry sheathed knives and staves, each having a crescent moon in some form on the head. Otherwise, they look like ordinary ponies, two beardless male unicorns and an earth pony female.
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No.317015
>>316968
>>317005
>crescent moon symbols
Moon worshippers? Are they the descendants of ponies who followed Luna a thousand years ago and perhaps split off from Equestria when she was banished? Pagans maybe?
We should see if there's any ponies who understand old equestrian to see if their language is similar, and also identify ourselves by showing like the Equestrian flag or something to see if our guests recognize it. Also say hi back and invite them into the town and get them comfy. Give them the ol equestrian hospitality.
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No.317018
>>317015
After a moment of awkward silence, one of you says, "Hello?" To which the oldest-looking of the unicorns says,
>"Halló?"
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No.317026
>>316968
>spoiler
Gee, mate. You don't have to go that far. Too many variables will make it more complicated than needed. Just take the average speed (considering stops/rests as well) and multiply the distance. Even if you're wondering about how high, the ponies don't fly as high as modern aeroplanes, I wager. Maybe some distance above and below the clouds. It's more or less the same speed.
>>316997
No worries. We're all necromancer here.
>>317018
Introduce ourselves while gesturing? Also ask anypony if they know the language.
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No.317029
>>317026
This. Point to ourselves and say Dahloneighga and then point to them to see if we can try to exchange introductions.
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No.317030
>>317029
No wait. They might think that's our name instead. Instead of Dahloneighga just introduce our own names.
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No.317031
>>317026
>>317029
>>317030
You whisper to one of the multilinguist of the council members, and he says he doesn't understand. It is completely foreign, but is apparently related to Equestrian, considering the obvious greeting.
You each gesture to yourselves and give your names. The ponies point to themselves and do the same.
The older unicorn says,
>"Áki Árni"
The younger,
>"Áki Hun"
The earth pony mare,
>"Ermen"
As they each say their names, they do a head bow, their right forehoof crossing over their chest.
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No.317041
>>317031
>Áki
Seems like this might either be a last name or a title. Probably the later since the earth pony doesn't have one. The two unicorns are most likely the leaders of their group and the earth pony is the bodyguard.
We should be polite and return the gesture. Then we should try telling them about Dahloneighga by pointing to a map or something and assure them we don't want trouble and are only here to make a new home for ourselves. Maybe give them a tour of the town? After that we should ask where they came from and what their home is like.
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No.317055
>>317041
One of the council members brings up a map and shows it to them. He gestures to himself to where they are and where the foreign ponies are. They squint at him when he does it.
Perhaps it was not a good idea to show them that you've been spying on them.
Another notices the look on his face and quickly comes over to show them around town. They still don't seem very warm, less so since you showed them the map, but they don't seem very upset. When you get to the military barracks, they appear much more attentive, but not worried. He notices an Equestrian banner, and after a second of study, covers his heart with his right forehoof and does a slight nod, with the other ponies doing the same. He seems more welcoming now. After you and the guests return to the town hall, another one of you takes an encyclopedia and gives it to the foreigners. The eldest unicorn takes it and looks through it. At a picture of the Queens, he again covers his heart with his right forehoof and does a slight nod, and the other ponies do the same. At a picture of the Tree of Harmony, his eyes widen and he drops the book, muttering
>"…Tré…."
The mare gives him a worried look, while the younger unicorn looks at the open page, his face changing from worry to understanding. He says to the elder,
>"Thæt er allt í lagi fathir. Thæt er atheins mynd."
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No.317058
>>317055
The other council members peer worriedly at him, but after a sigh, the elder seems alright. The youngest unicorn chuckles and says to you, perhaps in the hope you'd understand it or without thinking,
>"Heh heh, hyn er alder thænn hyn looks."
The young unicorn picks up the book and hands it to one of you. The eldest then comes over to the map and points to where he lives, and then gestures in such a way as to ask you, the council, to come along.
In retrospect, it would have been better to write as if I were trying to spell something via sound.Also try to guess the languages I'm using if you haven't already :^)
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No.317073
>>317058
I put too much sugar in my coffee. Wonder how I messed that one up….
Imagine your purpose in life is to be insane. I really wish the show had time to put more thought into the background.
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No.317078
>>317058
I cheated. Google Translate thinks it's either [spoiler]Norwegian or Icelandic. I'll do my best not to meta game though.[/spoiler]
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No.317079
>>317078
Fucking nested spoilers, how do they work?
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No.317081
>>317079
Isn't there an 8chan faq? Did you read it?
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No.317084
>>317058
Gaelic?Maybe
Follow along and at ease.
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No.317088
>>317081
I know the fucking syntax, nesting them is just broken
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No.317089
>>317084
Most of the council, including the multilinguist, as well as a pony with a minor in Equestrian history, and several guards, follow the other ponies to their abode.
After a couple days, you arrive at the longhouse. There is a strong smell of incense, and you see several robed ponies look inquisitively in your direction. The unicorns and mare smile, wave and shout to their friends, and they look overjoyed to see them. None of you see a single pegasus, although it may be difficult to tell by the fact they're wearing very simple robes that completely covers them. After their reunion, they bring you into the wooden longhouse.
Two sconces holding incense were on both sides of the double-doors. Although the longhouse is very simple on the outside, on the inside, it was heavily decorated. Two more sconces were on next to the double-doors inside. Engraved images made up the length of the walls, bordered with knot patterns, all connected, as if it were one long image. At the end of the hall was a large pyre, the flames lighting the entire cabin. A large, ornate wooden statue of an alicorn stood in front of the fire, facing you and the entrance. The room was filled with wooden benches that were part of the floor, and simple bedrolls near the heat source.
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No.317090
>>317087
What can you make out from the engraving on the walls?
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No.317092
>>317090
Looking closer at the images, it appears to tell the story of how Luna was imprisoned in the Moon, and the old prophecy.
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No.317096
After a time, a very old unicorn, much older than the one that came to Dahloneighga, comes over. Odd markings cover his face, and he appears to be blind. He says,
>"Hver erthú, en hvor hefur thú komith?"
Then the older unicorn you first met says to him,
>"Their tala annathr tonge."
He nods in understanding. Then, he closes his eyes, and his horn begins to glow. After a bright flash, he asks,
>"Can you understand me?"
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No.317107
>>317058
>guessing in a world with google translate
It wouldn't be as fun if I understood it since we're supposed to not know what they're saying.
>>317096
Say yes and thank you, then turn to the two other unicorns and ask why they couldn't do that?
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No.317146
>>317107
>then turn to the two other unicorns and ask why they couldn't do that?
I figure that it's an advanced spell.
Google Translate will give you only part of the answer.
The council gives a flurry of nods and yesses before thanking the unicorn. He says,
>"We noticed smoke from the mountains and were a bit worried, but are not so anymore. So, who are you, and why have you come to these lands?"
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No.317147
>>317146
I hope they don't think we are encroaching on their turf. Still, the unexplored lands being inhabited by more of these ponies does put a limit on what we could reasonably do. (I wanted to say the unexplored west, but then I noticed the compass rose on the map. Fug.)
I suggest telling them the truth, that we're settlers from the Kingdom of Equestria looking to expand into unexplored lands, and that we weren't aware there are already ponies living here.
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No.317151
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>>317147
Okay… ok. Thinking about it further, I realized that the ponies' compass points East. Because they are frigging sun worshippers. Of course. Nevermind that they still probably have a magnetic North/South.
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No.317153
>>317147
Is it because the compass rose appears to be saying east is north or….?
One of you tells the old unicorn that you hail from the Kingdom of Equestria and have come here to make a new home for yourselves, and were unaware there were already ponies living here. The elder nods in understanding. Then says,
>"Forgive me foreigners, we have not properly introduced ourselves. I am Athal-Áki Iris, or Head-Father Iris, leader of the Mōnarian cult. We are a monastery dedicated to the worship of the Moon and the Queen held in it. You must be aware of the prophecy of Nightmare Moon?"
The older unicorn you knew from before rushes over and chuckles nervously.
>"Ah, Father, this isn't the time."
He keeps going.
>"Perhaps, but there is nothing to hide, and it is better they understand us before making rash assumptions, as others have before. Now, you must be aware of the prophecy of Nightmare Moon?"
You all nod.
>"Queen Luna was betrayed by Queen Celestia, she did not merely leave of her own accord."
You all stay silent.
>"Now, the details are unimportant. But what we do know is that Queen Luna, tragically, is evil, twisted by the ordeal so long ago, and will come to wreck havoc on those that do not show their love to warm her cold heart. To keep our people safe, we dedicate our lives to the worship of Queen Luna…."
His brow furrows.
>"…But what we do not understand, is why she has not come when she was supposed to…."
The other unicorn clears his throat and says,
>"Well, another solstice has passed and she has not come. We have plenty of time to discuss the matter later. Now, it is late, and you may come to our home to the west after a night's rest." (Tuesday night)
Father Iris adds,
>"And don't forget Father Árni, you, Father Hun, and deacon Ermen must repent for your missed worship."
Árni nods and walks away.
You sleep in bedrolls for the night.
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No.317159
>>317153
Yeah, at first I thought it was pointing north.(Because pointing it in any direction that doesn't actually align with the magnetic field DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE &^$*&$#^*$#)
Oh no, not only are these ponies super religious, they are super religious and wrong. How do we break to them the news that Queen Luna is back and ruling with her Sister in Canterlot?
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No.317161
>>317159
>monks
>surprised they are super religious
Also, if you read closely, I left hints in their words.
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No.317162
>>317161
>Monks
Well, I thought they were more like pony Amish or something.
So what's the religious situation like for Equestria/the settlers? How does it compare with these foreign ponies'?
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No.317170
>>317162
The Amish don't live in monasteries. Anyway.
Well, as I said in the OP, ponies are generally pretty degenerate. Some are really bad, while others aren't. Depending where you are in Equestria, there will be ponies who aren't so bad. Typically in the North and other sparsely-populated areas.
Almost all ponies believe Celestia and Luna are godesses, and worship them, though most are not fanatic as they once were. This is the same case for the Dahloneighgans (really, they're more political than religious, but you can guess who will be more religious based on their political stance, but that will come in the next readout). Perhaps the sisters are avatars of the Sun and Moon, and when they pass away, the heavenly bodies they represent will rise and fall on their own, or that they're faking it (but then why do their cutiemarks represent the Sun and Moon?). The reason for this is so that other nations or kingdoms or what have you don't have to worry about killing the leaders of Equestria. At the same time, perhaps those, like Chrysalis or Sombra, believe they can keep the sisters locked up, so that they may raise and lower the Sun and Moon, and they know they would because their ponies would be hurt. That recent play episode is not canon, and I say that because the magical drain is silly, because first of all, it drained the power of even better unicorns "forever", which is so fucking stupid, because over the years there wouldn't be any left. Plus, why those other powerful sorcerers and not Star Swirl? And how could Starswirl do shit with his apprentices if he had to raise and lower the Sun and Moon all the time? And then the whole bit from Hearth's Warming about the wendigos, so you're telling me powerful unicorns were giving up a lifetime of study to raise the Sun or Moon once, and the pegasi and earth ponies have equal arguments for whatever it is they were complaining about? Bullshit. Journal of the Two Sisters is dumb for other reasons. Wew, you know what? Here:
Celestia and Luna were made goddesses, and are part Sun and Moon respectively. They can only be killed, otherwise they cannot die. If someone were to kill them, their spirits would leave elsewhere and the power of the Sun and Moon would return, and the Sun and Moon would rise and fall normally. Unicorns needed to raise them because Celestia and Luna would've been too young to do it themselves.
They were found in the woods suckling on the teats of a she-wolf, and brought to Canterlot well over a thousand years ago (~1100 years ago maybe). The monarch at first made a big deal of it with a festival and feast, but his court wizard/high priest (I like to think the ponies once worshipped the Sun, Moon, and the nature around them, so they would make a big deal of this discovery) told him that when they became of age, they would take the throne, whether with his blessing, or his blood. In a fit of rage, as the she-wolf and her alicorn babes slept in their ornate bed in the Unicorn King's castle (IIRC, his name is King Bullion, but I think that was according to the JotTS, but that's fine. Also, Bullion Castle sounds nice.), he took his sword and in one fell swoop, he killed the wolf, its blood showering the sisters, to the horror of all in the hall. The alicorn sisters awoke and began to cry, and he silenced them with another stroke. The court wizard told him his ill would cause tremendous pain throughout the land. The Unicorn King scoffed, but the next morning, the castle awoke to the sound of babies' crying, and there was no Sun, and the Moon did not move. The she-wolf's body was nowhere to be found, and neither the blood she spilt. They also had their cutie marks.
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No.317172
>>317170
(body too large, and deleted interesting digits :^) )
The unicorns took a few weeks or so to find a way of moving the Sun and Moon, via the sisters, using them as a sort of transmitter until they were fit to do it themselves. The trouble caused by the lack of sunlight helped divide the races, which caused the windigos to appear, which sparked the move to a new land. A short but brutal civil war between the races began for the new land, both there and back in their homeland. The rebellious Commander Hurricane (male) and Chancellor Puddinghead (male) gave up their peoples' sovereignty and returned to as it was before when the Unicorn King, after finally learning his lesson, and after the Sun and Moon crisis was over, and in exchange for peace and a return to the client-kingdom state as it was before, gave up his crown to the alicorn sisters. They agreed, but only that they be united as one, with his daughter, Princess Platinum, siding with them on this issue. She and the other two leaders ruled as regents in the sisters' stead. Star Swirl did not exist yet, as alicorns age slower, so by the time they were old enough he could teach them. Star Swirl is still more powerful than Twilight, but they're pretty close. But, Star Swirl knows more than Twilight, and was a true master much earlier than normal. And he came up with a bunch of advanced spells.
The Queens' deaths would mark the end of the Kingdom, but nopony, not a creature, knows this…. But the Queens feel this, and will if their reign is truly threatened, but by then, would it be too late?
Because windigos only ever appeared once, I like to think they enjoy chaos, and as a result of this turbulent period became so powerful, merged, and became Discord. For the few that appeared at the end of the Hearth's Warming episode, I like to imagine the Mane Six were just confusing simple wind with the spirits.
And as I said in the OP, Cadence is a pegasus and Twilight is a unicorn. No other alicorns.
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No.317179
>>317153
Well in retrospect there's not much else you folk can do.
On the morrow, a monk brings you food. While you eat, a young unicorn mare comes over.
>"Hello, I'm deacon Pála. I am to bring you to the nearby town, called Hrosburg."
You all follow her honestly what else would you do?. As you cross the river, she tells you
>"Most of us in the monastery hail from Hrosburg, save Head-Father Iris. The monastery is not far from the town."
She leads you through wild fields, which soon turn to farms. Smoke rises in the distance, the source obscured by forest, though through the trees you can make out what appears to be stone walls. The distant sounds of town life become louder as you near the tree line.
Once past the forest, you are met with more farming fields, and an average-sized town, perhaps as big as Ponyville, only if Ponyville had walls. Blue banners lined with strange symbols fly over the gatehouse. You are let through the thick wooden gates, and you make your way through town. Your guide points to the stone castle towards the center of the town.
>"There's Hrosburg Castle, on the pony-made hill. That is our destination."
As you make your way there, you are paid little attention by the townsfolk. The town appears normal enough. When you reach the castle's gatehouse, Pála shows one of the guars a slip of paper, and you're allowed inside. Once at the doors of the keep, you are asked to give up your weapons, and the guards you brought are to stay outside.
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No.317180
>>317179
I'm assuming you'll comply?
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No.317181
>>317179
>>317180
Well, what else we're going to do?
Besides, they don't seem to have other underlying agenda as of now.
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No.317185
>>317181
You are let inside. Two large doors lay at the end of a long, somewhat-narrow hallway.
>"Inside should be our lord, Sultan Hildred." (Hildræd)
>sultan
ha bet you didn't see that one coming
This has several reasons behind it. First and in no particular order, a joke. The "Britbongistan" or "Germanistan" jokes. And as these ponies have a strong Germanic-Nordic base, well. Second, their worship of Luna, like Islam, with the symbol of the night Mohammed passed through hell, IIRC. I was also going to add something about how they pray in the direction of Canterlot, but I had forgotten. Perhaps you all woke late and missed it? Third… was there a third reason? I need to go to bed, heh Another also, but can't say right now. Just has to do with Saddle Arabia.
also civ 5 isn't as good as civ 4, but civ 5 isn't so bad with all its dlcs/expansions
A guard by the doors opens them, and you are met with a large hall. Obscured by smoke, the room appears thusly—eight stone pillars, lanterns hanging from them, seem to hold up the roof, which appears to be made of glass, and is partly covered by large maroon drapes, which filters the bright noon sun; a large table sits at the center of the room, and between the end of the table and the single throne at the end of the hall, lies a fire. To the left of the throne, on lavish cushions and rugs, lie several lewdly-dressed mares, and a young-looking stallion with an empty platter stood by. To the right of the throne sat several important-looking ponies, on yet more cushions, all looking intently at each of you, a few musicians softly playing nearby them. On the throne itself lies a large pony, and he says, in a very deep voice, as your guide quietly tells you all to bow,
>"Father Iris wrote to me of new settlers from lands eastward, and you seem to have come with no ill will. So, we ought to introduce ourselves, then! We might need each other in the future, who knows after all? I am Sultan Hildred, and this is my castle!"
You each tell him your names, bowing again as you do so.
He laughs, and says,
>"Forgive me for not having food ready! The feast will be ready soon, where I would like to talk more. But in the meantime, I would like you to stay in some of the castle guest rooms. Farewell for now!"
Servants come over to you and take you to your rooms.
After some hours, when noon had become evening, servants came to each of your rooms to take you all to the feast.
There, you find that the only difference from before is that now, there ponies at the table, which is now covered in silverware. Deacon Pála is already there. The sultan welcomes you all to sit near him, and as the food arrives, he proclaims the feast to have begun, and then turns to talk to you. He asks more about Equestria, and you oblige him. He seems very interested, though he does not ask many questions. Mostly about how large it is, and about its inhabitants. He does not ask about your ruler. (Presumably, he believes he already knows that only Celestia is the ruler.) After he has had his fill of answers, he asks,
>"What would you like to know about us, the Sultanate of Eardhors?"
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No.317188
>>317185
>Mohammad passed through hell
You're not wrong. It is Isra' Mi'raj if you want to refresh your memory.
>several lewdly-dressed mares
How come they can be lewd if they're naked all the time :^)
I would like to culturally enriched ourselves by asking in no particular order
a) When did Sultanate of Eardhors formed/how long have they been here?
b) What kind of language/dialect they're speaking since we got wizard translated. At least the official name. If so, can we send some scholar to learn about them?
c) Since we are living nearby, would be nice to know if there's any trade opportunities between us.
I have more but I like to discuss with other anons first.
Should we ask of their discovery of their nearby regions or is it regarded as a military intel since it does have some sort of strategic value to them.
Asking for where's the library/learning institution won't do any good since we can't understand their writing as well.
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No.317196
 | Rolled 18 (1d20) |
>>317185
Just stick your dick in his eye socket, steal as much shit as you can carry, set the whole place on fire, and get the fuck out of there. My dice roll will confirm.
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No.317199
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No.317200
>>317199
>>317188
A)
>"Ever since Luna became trapped in the Moon, we have been here. We did not call ourselves a Sultanate until about six-hundred years ago, when a famous advisor from lands far south, al-Hisan, helped reform our breaking feudal system. Since then we have called ourselves 'Sultanate', our lands stretching far into the west."
B)
>"Horsian."
C)
>"Ah, of course! Wealth and travel is our name, after all! I will organize a convoy to your settlement." (You would have told him before while he was asking questions.)
<Should we ask of their discovery of their nearby regions or is it regarded as a military intel since it does have some sort of strategic value to them
Go ahead
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No.317201
>>317199 (checked)
>>317200 (checked)
What can they tell about the surrounding region? We are still settling in and would like to not cross over territory accidentally. Or do they want to share map and vision?
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No.317204
>>317200
This is unrelated to the current game, but I suggest you start using a name or tripcode, 8chan has been known to occasionally fuck up and reset all the IDs in a thread.
Also, still waiting on your decision on how trade routes works (>>316936 >>316933).
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No.317205
>>317200
Since they are Luna worshipers, how do they feel about Celestia?
Important to ask since if they are very negative or have some part about killing Celestia in their doomsday tale, it's best to know it now.
Also, why not just tell them the stuff about the return of Luna now? It might dissolve their kingdoms religion, but that seems unlikely and having Luna come for a state visit might be a kick.
Aren't sultanate's feudal as well?
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No.317206
>>317205
reform is the keyword
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No.317265
I dreaded the creation of the map and procrastinated.
The last post was quick because I had to be elsewhere quickly.
>>317206
I like you a lot, anon.
>>317204
Good point. Also, when you meet again for the monthly council.It sure feels weird using a trip.
>>317201
Are you Muslim, anon? Genuinely curious, and I won't hate.
One of you asks him if he would be willing to share map information. He has a servant come over with map copies of their lands and neighbors. After you have had a chance to mull over them, he says between bites,
>"We… we're not sure if… if there's any life in the north, and… nor do we really care. But anyway, we're… still working on the map."
Another one of you asks how he feels about Celestia. He seems very light about the subject.
>"Necessary… betrayal, but betrayal nonetheless. Or at least I think so."
He belches, wipes his mouth, then says,
>"We're still looking for the Harmony Stones. Have you Equestrians had any luck?"
One of you mentions that you have found the Elements of Harmony, and that Luna has returned and been defeated by them.
Ermen chokes on a bit of food. The room goes silent. After a moment, the sultan seems more than annoyed.
>"Well, why did you wait to ruin dinner with that news? Goodness, and we've been in fear for her return for so long."
He sighs, seeming more at ease.
>"Shame she had to die, but eh, could be worse."
He takes another bite. Another one of you clarifies the ordeal a bit better, mentioning that Luna reigns along side her sister, and that not only are they on good terms, but Luna was in the wrong, and Celestia did not betray her.
Ermen exclaims in shock. Sultan Hildred guffaws, and then asks if it would be possible to meet Celestia and Luna.
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No.317266
>>317265
*Oh, and keep in mind, the map, besides being in the process of being mapped out by them, is also disproportionate, and riddled with errors, like ancient maps. For example, on the map it appears as if traveling from the monastery to Hrosburg would take more than two days, since traveling from Dahlohneighga to the monastery does. But if you remember, you traveled from the monastery to Hrosburg well within 12 hours. This is partly due to my own faggotry, but it does make sense that they wouldn't have mapped Dahlohneighga's location yet, as they haven't measured it :^)
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No.317272
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>>317265
Anyway, after you tell him whatever, you'll return home and I'll post the readout for the meeting. What a doozy, kekekekee
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No.317277
>>317265
Yes.
>if it would be possible to meet Celestia and Luna.
If I'm not mistaken, they can just send a mail to them for a meet? But from here, there's two different path we can take. Be the diplomat/mediator/messenger or let the two kingdom discuss the diplomacy on their own. The first one might be risky but I can see opportunity from there. The second is fine but we won't get much referral and might cost us in the future, but that's just overthinking.
>>317266
Heh. Cheeky. I guess we have to improve our topography skills (Improve Tech) in the next cycle.
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No.317278
>>317277
What game is that?
Also, I do remember a Muslim anon…or, several. Anyway. How do you feel about tumblr and friends making ponies Muslim, for the sake of diversity, as opposed to thinking hijabs look cute or for lols like Christian Shimmer?
You know, the map is the Eardhors' map, not Dahloneighga's. Anyway, I'll count that in with the readout.
Ideally, you would return to Dahlohneighga and have a messenger fly to the nearest messenger post to deliver a message to Celestia. I'll do a roll to see if Celestia would like you all to come, as she may see that since you're people border them, it might be important you have a say in whatever. Dahloneighga is still Equestrian, after all, but eventually, when it grows some more….
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No.317279
>>317278
Dwarf fortress modded. It was from a succession thread from here back in 2015. For some reason my save was corrupted and the other anon had to continue what the previous anon did. I think I was one of the main reason that killed the thread.
I know there's another that went here. A bit irritated. Islam doesn't exist in this fictional world, why would anypony be muslim? A lot angrier at bisexual trans otherkin muslim pony. It's like sinning and calling it the righteous path.Pony with hijab is cute though.
Isn't in the OP we are the gateway to all of that undiscovered west? Unless Equestrian map is good as Earhord's map.
>Dahloneighga is still Equestrian, after all, but eventually, when it grows some more….
I rather we are akin to the Crystal Empire.
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No.317280
>>317279
>Isn't in the OP we are the gateway to all of that undiscovered west?
Essentially. To the Equestrians (i.e. Dahlohneighgans, because the rest of the kingdom hasn't caught wind), Eardhors is completely new. To the Eardhors, they have their lands and south roughly mapped out, and knew the Equestrians were east, where they would pray in the direction of, but never exactly where. The Equestrian map is probably superior tbhAlso, protip: if you can't read the small names on my map, open it in a new tab
>I rather we are akin to the Crystal Empire.
Well, that's all for the oligarchy i.e. everyone but me in this thread to decide. If you guys vote on it, you could decide a leader, preferably one of you anons as opposed to a fictional character by me. Could even be Aryanne or Veronika if you wanted.
In retrospect, I really hate the name "Eardhors". I tried mixing old words for "horse" and "land", and messed up big time.
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No.317290
>>317265
>>317279
Are you lads ready to be the gateway to the new world? Equestrian Silk Road soon.
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No.317297
>>317265
In awe at the size of that map, absolute unit.
>>317277
Leave diplomacy to the diplomats, they are trained for it.
>>317290
I like the sound of that! Should relations between the two worlds hit it off, having Dahloneighga acting as a rest stop for all the caravans, skywagons, and pegasi couriers could prove to be lucrative.
Of course, we shouldn't count the chickens until they are hatched, but once it seem like a sure thing, we should see about improving the town's infrastructure to support the influx of travelers.
And this is where our initial founding location works against us, located on a mountain, flat, buildable grounds will be at a premium. Maybe there's room for expansion at the base of the mountain?
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No.317301
>>317297
>absolute unit.
What?
Anyway, you can expand the town, or once your population gets large enough, make another one.
Also this coffee is uma delicia. When was coffee introduced to the Muslim world?
>>316932
>If there's a volcano nearby we should at least try to figure out if its active
Well, if there is a volcano nearby, considering the geyser, I don't think it'd be inactive.
>>316921
>>316926
"Current Equestrian level", as I understand it, is mostly First and Second Industrial-eras in terms of overall tech, with various technology going all the way up to modern times. Military technology seems to be mostly Medieval-level technology. IMO, tech should be judged mostly by the first season, and other seasons if it backs up what was seen in the first season. I'd argue that the only "modern" tech is more atomic-era, found in the scientific and medical fields, as seen in the second season with Read it and Weep and "Feeling Pinkie Keen" (a really good episode, by the way). In the case of Read it and Weep, you can also hear heart monitors, but I like to think their readouts are on paper. Anyway, as a result, I do believe ponies would be able to do early types of paternity testing, via blood type. Entertainment-wise I would argue that their technology more Second Industrial-level. I don't think microphones or the tech DJ Pon-3 uses fit in the MLP universe, they're way too modern.
Dahloneighga might as well be considered "Medieval" with the exception of steam machines to help with farming, but you do have the technological knowledge that is common in Equestria, hence why you are at "Equestrian level". The village looks Ponyvillian, which looks Medieval European, and while this is partly due to culture, it is also a result of the available tools. Those sorts of homes are easier to build than the Canterlotian or Cloudsdalic structures, and as far as I'm concerned Manehattan is as it was depicted in "The Cutie Mark Chronicles", i.e. some more 20th century skyscrapers but mostly as our Manhattan was in the late 1800s.
>>316929
>Nay! We shouldn't ruin everypony's fun just because some old codger finds it offensive. That's not how any society, real or fictional, should work. Keep Equestria Great!
Surely you jest? Anyway, always consider the full context of a quote.
>>316928
And, I knew this would be confused, but I said "noticeably pregnant" and then stated that "A pony mare ends labor in about 11 months", to help gauge when they would start birthing foals, for those who aren't fully aware of mare gestation. So, for the mares to be "noticeably pregnant", they are already well into pregnancy. Read this: https://equimed.com/health-centers/reproductive-care/articles/horse-gestation-timeline
>>316933
I'd imagine that stronger pegasi work in delivery, and they can only carry so much. So that's a minority within a third of the population. Otherwise, railroads/steamboats are the way to go for huge shipments
>>316932
Dishonorably discharged in a small town like this is going to screw you out of work pretty badly. Everyone will know why you left service, and not many ponies are going to want somepony like that working for them, especially largely self-sufficient ponies that don't really have a need for extra workers.
Also, I should probably replace "monarchist" with "Celestian", because "monarchist" is too vague and carries too many implications. I should also specify which ones are more traditional and which ones aren't. Should also add racial makeup
500,000 is plenty, and now the local government has some actual funds. Before, you had to rely on the kindness or understanding of the villagers for certain things (like military equipment).
(Now you can start paying for things. Eventually, you might want to think about taxing ponies when the economy begins to develop, but right now, as I believe I've stated before, it's mostly just a barter system.)
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No.317302
>>317301
Sultan Hildred does wish to meet with the Queens. You leave the next morning (Wednesday morning). Once you return home by Friday, you have a messenger leave, and meet together.
The council meets, discussing a law regarding potential conception between unmarried couples. It remains undecided (yea and nay 2:2 as far as I can tell). If you are trying to avoid paternal issues, penalizing this would be a good idea. Ultimately, you won't be able to make both sides happy either way you go, but penalizing would help encourage ponies not to do it in the first place, and if you're trying to avoid parental issues, then that'd be the way to go. They are already facing the possibility of rearing a child by their actions, and considering how small the village is, that's not something that can be easily hidden, and they can't just toss them out. Fining them would add another factor (besides the risk of pregnancy) to keep them from having sex and risking pregnancy altogether, and thus avoid having to spend resources trying to determine who the father is, which isn't an emergency so will cost money (which will come out of the government's pocket if you decide to make it the government's business, and when you start taxing ponies (because right now, everyone's too poor), the majority will be indirectly paying for a few ponies' degeneracy, not to mention that they already will if more mouths must be fed). Plus, extra shekels to teh gubmint from shitty ponies to give to non-shitty or better ponies via roads or plumbing or what have you. Anyway, if you remember, this was first complained by more conservative ponies, and I specifically mentioned their politics so as to make it clear that they wanted change because they thought the practice repulsive. I would also like to add that parents who have unwanted children tend be really shitty parents, which is a given, considering how they behave.
Also shit fuck how did I not notice Los Pegasus. Wait….
The council decides to improve infrastructure based on the amount of suggestions I've seen anyway, first by expanding the mines (salt/halite, sulfur being mined and kept in the village stockpile or outside the mine, and the people are unsure what to do with it all, besides use the salt for food; any stones that can be used for building, whether left-over from mining and kept outside the mine or found around the mountain) by adding a cart system, and second by building a road to Tall Tale.
The village does not have the metal to make a proper rail system, and it will cost 1,000 ฿its for enough railing to cover the current system, plus extra. It will take about two days to make the exchange and three days for the materials to arrive, and implementing the new system will take a week and a half. In total, the whole operation will take about two and a half weeks.
For roads, you will have to work with the city of Tall Tale to figure that one out, but estimated costs are 35,000 ฿its for a simple dirt and gravel road. Tall Tale will likely be willing to pool in some ฿its. If the road is not traveled on frequently enough or traveled too frequently, it will need to be manually maintained every year, which can range from ~50 to 250 ฿its.
First Week of the Month
The seismometers do seem to indicate that a volcano is nearby, but the vibrations are weak. The ponies have noticed that the readings from seismometers closer to the coast are almost identical to the ones closer to the mountain, except that there are slight blips that occur randomly.
Work begins on the road.
Second Week of the Month
A pony hands a flag to one of the council members (pic related). Grins, says "I hope you like it!", then trots off.
(Make the flag the official flag, or ask the citizens? Wait for more flags and let the citizens vote? Yea? Nay? wat do)
Other Equestrian flags (open new tab each image; I didn't make this): https://imgur.com/a/kjIhF
Third Week of the Month
The equipment arrives and work is halted in the mines to implement the rail system.
Fourth Week of the Month
The road nears Tall Tale's county line and has stopped construction until further notice.
The scientist ponies explore the coast and realize they can just barely see Los Pegasus from where they are. It turns out Los Pegasus is closer than you or the explorer's realized. :^) The map is adjusted to accommodate the realization.
Despite the new findings, it should be noted that Los Pegasus is a city in the sky. I didn't realize it wasn't just a typo with that Las Pegasus episode. They completely changed the city from a Los Angeles clone to a Las Vegas clone. gg Hasjew
Should probably stop spoilering, really no need to….
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No.317304
 | Rolled 1 (1d2) |
>error
Codemonkey…
Ignore this post:
>>317302
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No.317306
>>317301
>what?
It's a reference to >pic related
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No.317307
 | Rolled 1 (1d2) |
>>317306
Thanks.
>>317301
Sultan Hildred does wish to meet with the Queens. You leave the next morning (Wednesday morning). Once you return home by Friday (July 7th), you have a messenger leave, and meet together.
The council meets, discussing a law regarding potential conception between unmarried couples. It remains undecided (yea and nay 2:2 as far as I can tell). If you are trying to avoid paternal issues, penalizing this would be a good idea. Ultimately, you won't be able to make both sides happy either way you go, but penalizing would help encourage ponies not to do it in the first place, and if you're trying to avoid parental issues, then that'd be the way to go. They are already facing the possibility of rearing a child by their actions, and considering how small the village is, that's not something that can be easily hidden, and they can't just toss them out. Fining them would add another factor (besides the risk of pregnancy) to keep them from having sex and risking pregnancy altogether, and thus avoid having to spend resources trying to determine who the father is, which isn't an emergency so will cost money (which will come out of the government's pocket if you decide to make it the government's business, and when you start taxing ponies (because right now, everyone's too poor), the majority will be indirectly paying for a few ponies' degeneracy, not to mention that they already will if more mouths must be fed). Plus, extra shekels to teh gubmint from shitty ponies to give to non-shitty or better ponies via roads or plumbing or what have you. Anyway, if you remember, this was first complained by more conservative ponies, and I specifically mentioned their politics so as to make it clear that they wanted change because they thought the practice repulsive. I would also like to add that parents who have unwanted children tend be really shitty parents, which is a given, considering how they behave.
Also shit fuck how did I not notice Los Pegasus. Wait….
The council decides to improve infrastructure based on the amount of suggestions I've seen anyway, first by expanding the mines (salt/halite, sulfur being mined and kept in the village stockpile or outside the mine, and the people are unsure what to do with it all, besides use the salt for food; any stones that can be used for building, whether left-over from mining and kept outside the mine or found around the mountain) by adding a cart system, and second by building a road to Tall Tale.
The village does not have the metal to make a proper rail system, and it will cost 1,000 ฿its for enough railing to cover the current system, plus extra. It will take about two days to make the exchange and three days for the materials to arrive, and implementing the new system will take a week and a half. In total, the whole operation will take about two and a half weeks.
For roads, you will have to work with the city of Tall Tale to figure that one out, but estimated costs are 35,000 ฿its for a simple dirt and gravel road. Tall Tale will likely be willing to pool in some ฿its. If the road is not traveled on frequently enough or traveled too frequently, it will need to be manually maintained every year, which can range from ~50 to 250 ฿its.
First Week of the Month
(Rolled 1 = no Dahloneighgan representative)
The Queens receive the message and travel to Eardhors Sultanate to meet. The meeting goes well, and the Queens decide to "reward" (read: subsidize) Dahloneighga with 10,000 ฿its. Equestria has allied herself with the Sultanate, and has now declared war on the Empire of Íppos. didn't see that one coming, for why else would they make the map so suddenly? :^)
Some caravans arrive to Dahloneighga, and some goods are traded, though with some difficulty due to the language barrier. A messenger bearing a the Sultan's banner comes to ask for 5,000 ฿its in order to help pay for a road to improve travel. He tells you the Sultan would then send workers to build it. You tell him that you will decide in about a month's time.
(Yea or Nay?)
The seismometers do seem to indicate that a volcano is nearby, but the vibrations are weak. The ponies have noticed that the readings from seismometers closer to the coast are almost identical to the ones closer to the mountain, except that there are slight blips that occur randomly.
Work begins on the road from Tall Tale to Dahloneighga.
Second Week of the Month
A pony hands a flag to one of the council members (pic related). Grins, says "I hope you like it!", then trots off.
(Make the flag the official flag, or ask the citizens? Wait for more flags and let the citizens vote? Yea? Nay? wat do)
Other Equestrian flags (open new tab each image; I didn't make this): https://imgur.com/a/kjIhF
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No.317308
>>317307
wew lad, got lucky with that roll; didn't mean to leave it
Third Week of the Month
The equipment arrives and work is halted in the mines to implement the rail system.
Fourth Week of the Month
The road nears Tall Tale's county line and has stopped construction until further notice.
The scientist ponies explore the coast and realize they can just barely see Los Pegasus from where they are. It turns out Los Pegasus is closer than you or the explorer's realized. :^) The map is adjusted to accommodate the realization.
Despite the new findings, it should be noted that Los Pegasus is a city in the sky. I didn't realize it wasn't just a typo with that Las Pegasus episode. They completely changed the city from a Los Angeles clone to a Las Vegas clone. gg Hasjew
Should probably stop spoilering, really no need to….
Year: 2015
Season: Summer
Government: Oligarchy
Population: 302; male:female ~40:60; earth ponies ~46%, pegasi ~32%, unicorns ~22%; occupations ~49% foragers, farmers, individual or otherwise ~26% craftsponies ~18% military and security ~7% specialists, medical, political, etc.
Food supply: Currently slightly above-average (normal supplies +11, +2 surplus)
Culture: Equestrian (Ponyville, Vanhoover/Tall Tale, Los Pegasus)
Policies:
Military/Security: 55 of the 300; basic infantry and flight-lancers, mostly male; 15 of the 55 are currently unavailable (5 guarding the miners; 2 guarding the mine; 8 patrolling)
Infrastructure: Simple stone, grass/straw, and wooden structures, mostly homes; small farms, kitchen gardens, a communal dairy farm, and an acre of terrace; a network of mining tunnels with a cart system; Ponyville style
Technology: Currently Equestrian level
Estimated political makeup of citizens: ~83% Celestians (mostly indifferent to politics, with ~18% more liberal and ~10% traditional; "Celestians" are just ponies who believe Celestia should rule), ~15% liberals (both in the classical sense and neo-liberalist sense, but largely neo-liberals), ~2% other
Contentment/current unrest (+/- respectively): +4
Options:
A) Improve Food
B) Improve Tech
C) Improve Infrastructure
D) Improve Military/Security
E) Improve Culture/Policies
F) Explore
G) Other (please specify)
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No.317309
>>317307
>>317304
In retrospect, this is appears to be a rash move for the Queens. Shame the roll was a 1.
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No.317311
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No.317312
>>317307
>>317308
I'm a bit surprised that the Queens are so quick to declare war on a third faction on behalf of our new ally. Still, who am I to question the Goddess? Besides, if it means more supply or troop movements passing through our town it will be good for business!
>A messenger bearing a the Sultan's banner comes to ask for 5,000 ฿its in order to help pay for a road to improve travel.
We still have that ฿500k from that cheese maker, right? A ฿5,000 expenditure is a drop in the bucket. I vote yea.
>A pony hands a flag to one of the council members (pic related).
Where's the pic bruh?
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No.317313
>>317312
Fucking kill me, I forgot about that. Remember, I wrote all this out like a week ago. I made it awhile ago.
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No.317314
>>317313
You'll notice the background color is based on Ponyville's, as seen in the link here >>317307
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No.317315
>>317313
Nice, you're damn good at this. My attempts at a flag design are pretty lame by comparison.
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No.317316
>>317315
Thank you. My only problem is that Luna isn't included somehow, so here's another one. Not sure about it.
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No.317317
>>317316
I though I guess it doesn't really matter if only one of them is included.
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No.317318
>>317265
>>317266
I'm no good at it but I enjoy making fantasy maps
I took "disproportionate" and "riddled with errors" as giving some liberty to add and adjust some stuff
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No.317320
>>317307
>>317308
>declared war on the Empire of Íppos
WEW
I guess we can expect interesting characters to drop by.
> A messenger bearing a the Sultan's banner comes to ask for 5,000 ฿its in order to help pay for a road to improve travel
Let's do it. We have some money from the Kingdom and our own treasure. Can't wait to sell cheese to the other cities.
>The seismometers do seem to indicate that a volcano is nearby, but the vibrations are weak. The ponies have noticed that the readings from seismometers closer to the coast are almost identical to the ones closer to the mountain, except that there are slight blips that occur randomly.
It's either the volcano is big or it's in the middle of the pass. Like it or not, we need a countermeasure step to shield the city in the event of an eruption. I would like to propose to send scholars to study crystal magics from the crystal empire to build a clone here but let's keep that KIV for now. Too far to the future or is it?
Do we need to ask permission to explore at this point? They are our ally but still.
Improve Tech.
>>317313
>>317316
Looks good. Either we canned the sun or find another way to put in a moon. Living next to a literal cult of moonfags is not a good thing if you only show favour towards Celestia.
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No.317321
>>317320
Well, there's the moon in the corner on the second one.
>>317318
Very pretty! Though they're called "Emir's Forest" to mean each Emir's respective woods, for hunting and what have you. Æscwit is what the whole woods are called in that area. Also, "witu" is "woods". Either way, I'll definitely incorporate a lot of the little bits. You also spelled "straits" wrong :^)
Kalpazo is supposed to be "Galloping", so "galloping straits". I would've done "straits" in the language of Ippos, but Google translate was telling me "close", which makes sense but I don't know if that's what the Greeks use for "straits". The name is actually a coincidence. I drew the map, then tried to find horse-related words. I came up with "gallop", and then "galloping" right around as I noticed that the straits do apear to be a horse's leg in gallop.
"Ippos" is "horse", so Empire of Horse. They're mostly Byzantine-based, even if I've mostly been using modern Greek via Google translate. Kolpos Mussirio is supposed to be "Gulf Mushroom", or Mushroom Gulf, because it looks like a mushroom head. There are many insignificant villages, but I marked strategically important villages/towns.
Saddle Arabia I ought to have at least added towns, but they knew it was down south. I also forgot to add a name for the inhospitable patches of desert between the mainland of Ippos and Saddle Arabia.
"Suth" is south, "west" is "west". So, something like "West/South Horse Well" Normally I've been using one word for something, but I needed more horse words, thus "jór", "hros", "hors", and "hestur". "Eyja" is island, so "South Island" and "North Island". Sæherebeorg is literally "Sea Harbor".
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No.317322
>>317321
*mussirio being late-Latin, supposedly.
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No.317323
>>317321
*oh, and "Monaflæd Mynster" is supposed to be "Moon Beauty Monastery", or "Beautiful-Moon Monastery.
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No.317324
>>317321
>>317323
Nigga I can't guess your made up horsewords. Although I did fuck up some geography/name pairings. I might give it a round 2 in a bit with all your explanations
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No.317325
>>317324
It isn't made up. It's Nordic-Germanic based. The Empire of Ippos is Greek/Late-Latin, with some Ancient Greek.
-Icelandic
-Dutch
-Old Norse
-German
-West German
-Old German
-Anglo-Saxon
-Frisian
-Danish/Swedish/Norwegian
https://www.behindthename.com
See:
y = i as in "iota"
i = i as in "icky"
í = e as in "eat"
e = e as in "etymology"
ei = e as in "eh'ee"
ó = o as in "for"
o = o as in "operator"
ō = o as in "oh"
ú = oo as in "hoot"
u = u as in "ugly"
a = a as in "apple"
æ = a as in "ate"
á = ow as in "ouch"
English: It's alright father. It's only an image.
Heh heh, he is older than he looks.
Who are you, and why have you come?
They speak another tongue.
Horsian: Thæt er allt í lagi fathir. Thæt er atheins mynd.
Heh heh, hyn er alder thænn hyn looks.
Hver erthú, en hvor hefur thú komith?
Their tala annathr tonge.
Icelandic: Það er allt í lagi faðir. Það er aðeins mynd.
Heh heh, hann er eldri en hann lítur út.
Hver ert þú, og hvers vegna hefur þú komið?
Þeir tala annað tungu.
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No.317326
>>317325
*the pronunciations, however, are made-up, with some base in Icelandic.
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No.317327
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>317326
*j = y as in "yappy"
And of course, most of it is courtesy of Google translate :^)
Alphabet (Dahloneighga will learn this in time):
A a, Æ æ, Á á, B b, C c, D d, E e, F f, G g, H h, I i, Í í, Y y, J j, K k, L l, M m, N n, Ō ō, O o, Ó ó, P p, R r, S s, T t, U u, Ú ú, V v, W w.
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No.317328
>>317327
Now, obviously, the ponies don't write in English, so the Eardhorsians would also haven't a different script. But so you can understand it if I need to write again, this is their alphabet.
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No.317329
>>317325
Sorry for all the replies. Could've deleted, but too late now.
Well, it does appear that that's wrong. Should have been "Hit er allt í lagi fathir. Thæt er atheins mynd."
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No.317332
>>317316
>>317320
>Either we canned the sun or find another way to put in a moon. Living next to a literal cult of moonfags is not a good thing if you only show favour towards Celestia.
Or we could drop the celestial symbolism altogether and replace it with something more "us".
Like a wheel of cheese ^:)
>>317329
Most of that stuff flew right over my head, nonetheless I admire your enthusiasm for linguistics.
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No.317335
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No.317336
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>317327
The nitpicky autist in me wants to point out that Icelandic =/= Ancient Norse. It has about a thousands years of changes to it since it was the language spoken by Vikings.
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No.317339
>>317336
Did I say it was? The language is a mix of Nordic-Germanic languages, because the Equestrians speak English. The idea is that they both come from Old Equestrian, and that the Eardhorsian language developed differently.
>>317335
That's better. For some reason, GIMP was making the Sun's rays semi-transparent.
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No.317340
>>317339
>>317336
*Ah, if you're talking about the video, it also did not say that. The thumbnail merely states that Icelandic is descended from Old Norse.
Also, I too enjoy Crawford :^)
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No.317342
>>317321
>>317324
Righto, here's the new and improved next version. What discrepancies can you find this time. I got literally nothing to do for the next six months
Also the little arabic place in the bottom left is called 'Entry Town' essentially, thought I would since you mentioned giving them something
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No.317345
>>317339
>GIMP was making the sun transparent.
I don't know about you, but the source I used gave me the same problem and I was using Krita.
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No.317354
>>317342
Does that say Leir Midtveis? and no Mynster? heh Anyway, 10/10
>>317345
That's weird.
Anyway, have you guys decided on what to do for the next month then?
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No.317359
>>317354
>Does that say Leir Midtveis
Yeah. Should be a direct translation of 'Camp Midway' according to microsoft translator.
>have you guys decided on what to do
Seconding >>317320. Might as well see what we can get from some tech improvments. Maybe improve the farmer's tools or something.
On the side, I'd also suggest offering a small money incentive to some of the more neo-liberal ponies to get them working in the mines with the goats. See if some constant exposure changes their head around a little bit.
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No.317371
>>317307
>>317308
>he village does not have the metal to make a proper rail system, and it will cost 1,000 ฿its for enough railing to cover the current system, plus extra. It will take about two days to make the exchange and three days for the materials to arrive, and implementing the new system will take a week and a half. In total, the whole operation will take about two and a half weeks.
Well hopefully this small initial investment will pay off when we dig deeper to more valuable resources. We live near an volcano so there must be some type of mineral or metal we can dig up.
>For roads, you will have to work with the city of Tall Tale to figure that one out, but estimated costs are 35,000 ฿its for a simple dirt and gravel road. Tall Tale will likely be willing to pool in some ฿its. If the road is not traveled on frequently enough or traveled too frequently, it will need to be manually maintained every year, which can range from ~50 to 250 ฿its.
I think we can negotiate with Tall Tale in initial exclusivity to the only direct road into the new world if they pay a portion of the cost. I think dirt and gravel is fine for now since Equestria is only in the beginnings of diplomacy with the New World.
>declared war on the Empire of Íppos
W E W
considering Dahloneighga has an entire country as a buffer I doubt we'll see the war come too close. We will however probably need to expand infrastructure for the inevitable troops that will come in, and the supply line we'll end up being a part of.
>A messenger bearing a the Sultan's banner comes to ask for 5,000 ฿its in order to help pay for a road to improve travel. He tells you the Sultan would then send workers to build it. You tell him that you will decide in about a month's time. (Yea or Nay?)
We're already building one road and the other will need to be built for the war and trade so why not.
>The seismometers do seem to indicate that a volcano is nearby, but the vibrations are weak. The ponies have noticed that the readings from seismometers closer to the coast are almost identical to the ones closer to the mountain, except that there are slight blips that occur randomly.
are we on the Equestrian ring of fire? Let's consult with the scientists to see if we can use the steam for geothermal energy or build a hotspring
Considering the above shit I say we Improve Infrastructure and build a trading post/marketplace and also expand the barracks for the Equestrian soldiers that will stop by eventually assuming that's valid under infrastructure and not defense.
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No.317372
>>317371
Also do we know how many of those other countries are allied or are neutral towards Eardhors? For all we know declaring war may have pissed off everyone except them. polite sage for double post
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No.317377
>>317371
>or build a hotspring
I was thinking of the same thing but was waiting of the reconfirmation of the volcano.
>>317372
We can send a messenge
you didn't sage
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No.317395
>>317377
Looks like we can use hot water to heat homes and supply hotsprings.
>you didn't sage
I checked the box but it did nothing. Fuck you Typegoblin
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No.317396
>>317395
Fuck forgot my images
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No.317465
 | Rolled 2 (1d2) |
Friday, 3rd of August
The council votes in favor of the offer, and the money is sent away. It will take three weeks to complete. The flag is modified and presented to the public…(rolling) The council decides to try to improve farming technology.
One member suggests offering a small money incentive to some of the more neo-liberal ponies to get them working in the mines with the goats, in order to help change their opinions.
(Yea or Nay?)
Law regarding potential conception between unmarried couples still remains undecided.
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No.317466
>>317342
(Actually, is the "Great Farms" a name?)
>>317320
>need permission to explore
(No.)
(Should probably add that the Sultan is an earth pony. Also, that's ฿510,000 - [฿5,000WesternRoad + ฿1,000railing] = ฿504,000.)
>>317465
The public likes the flag. Official flag of Dahloneighga >>317335
First Week of the Month
First mares have begun giving birth. The medical clinic is chock-full. (Prepare for oncoming population boom, niggers. Really, this timed itself fairly well, if you handle it properly….) (+23 population)
A representative from Tall Tale has come to negotiate the building of the road to Tall Tale, since Tall Tale's has long since finished their part. They paid ฿17,500 for their bit of road. You pay ฿17,500. Road will take four weeks to complete. Borders are also negotiated. (Pic related.)
Work begins on the road to meet the road from Tall Tale, which ends at their county line.
The mare in a coma had begun having heart palpitations the week prior, and finally passed away. Scientists from Canterlot have come over to investigate the creatures in order to possibly find a cure, and to find out more about them. Asking the Eardhorsians about it has produced no more information—they were unaware of them.
The scientists looking for a potential volcano have noticed that the water off the coast of the land is unusually warm. Further analysis indicates that it is in a certain area—where the seismographs have recorded the strongest readings. Immediately, they decide to do a bit of underwater diving, and they discover a near-constantly-erupting underwater volcano. They think that under the land lies a magma chamber, and that any pressure is relieved through this underwater volcano. (Now, how would you utilize an underwater volcano for smithing?)
Some engineers have developed a system that utilizes geothermal energy to create power, and they wish to build this system to power the village. Estimated costs of building the required infrastructure is about ฿25,000.
(Yea or Nay?)
Second Week of the Month
Most of the village is woken up by the sound of marching soldiers and airships* passing through. A military camp is set up near the forest to the northwest, between the monastery and the village. No men are recruited from the village due to several factors and laws, but some of your salt is bought to help preserve the troops' rations. (+600 ฿its)
A state-owned railway is being constructed north of your village. (Pic related.)
More foals are birthed. (+46 population) The medical staff do not feel overworked, as there are plenty of older mares able to act as midwives.
Third Week of the Month
More foals are birthed. (+27 population) Many ponies have been complaining about all the crying, but nothing can be done of course.
Quartz has been found in the mines.
Work finishes on the Western Road. The road is very different from the ones in Equestria. After inspecting the dirt roads you once used to travel to Hrosburg**, you all notice they're now the same well-built structure that connects you to the monastery. Head-Father Iris, now practicing religious teachings mostly-similar to the ones found in Equestria (but much more patriarchal—mares still cannot be anything more than simple deacons), tells you those roads are normal throughout the Sultanate, but that the road to the monastery did not have troops marching through it constantly, and thus did not need a strong road. He also re-casts the spell, telling you it only lasts a single Moon cycle.
Not only is the speed they've built these fantastic roads astonishing, but also the fact they're vastly superior to anything found in Equestria in that they require little maintenance, not to mention the apparently cheap cost. You do not know how they're built, not yet anyway….
A flying caravan from Los Pegasus passes by to trade, and moves on a few days later. (It might be a good idea to start taxing trade, or at least start thinking about it.)
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No.317467
>>317466
Fourth Week of the Month
A representative from Tall Tale has come to negotiate the building of the road to Tall Tale, since Tall Tale's has long since finished their part. They paid ฿17,500 for their bit of road. You pay ฿17,500. Road will take four weeks to complete. Borders are also negotiated. (Pic related.)
Work has finished on the road to meet the road from Tall Tale, which ends at their county line. Now the roads are connected. (- ~50 to 250 ฿its per year)
More foals are birthed. (+20 population) The amount has all but teetered off by the end of the week.
A farmer who foolishly bought an aquarium without fish or water from the caravan that passed by last week had noticed plants growing inside when placed near his Franklin stove and near the windowsill, despite the coldness of the night. It would be interesting to try this on a larger scale, during the winter…. (Greenhouses discovered.)
You successfully recreate the cheese created by Star Cook. (What to do with the knowledge now?)
*(Although airships were not seen until the second season IIRC, considering the fact that the opening itself has Twilight in a hot-air balloon, and considering the history of airships and Equestria's current technology, I don't see why they wouldn't have airships. Not airplanes, but airships.)
**(You would have only seen one of the roads coming out of Hrosburg in-character. The map I drew of the place was to better visualize the town; it was for you OOC. The other road coming from the town would look like the one that now connects you to the monastery.)
Date: Sunday, 2nd of September, 2015
Season: Summer
Government: Oligarchy
Government Funds: 487,100 ฿its
Government Budget:
Income: No regular income.
Expenditure: - ~50 to 250 ฿its per year
Food supply: Currently average (normal supplies +12)
Culture: Equestrian (Ponyville, Vanhoover/Tall Tale, Los Pegasus)
Policies: No unique policies.
Military/Security: 55 of the 418; basic infantry and flight-lancers, mostly male; 15 of the 55 are currently unavailable (5 guarding the miners; 2 guarding the mine; 8 patrolling)
Infrastructure: Simple stone, grass/straw, and wooden structures, mostly homes; small farms, kitchen gardens, a communal dairy farm, and an acre of terrace; a network of mining tunnels with a cart system; Ponyville style; Equestrian-style eastern road; Eardhorsian-style western road
Technology: Currently Equestrian level, Greenhouses
Population/Demographics: 418; male:female ~45:55; earth ponies ~48%, pegasi ~32%, unicorns ~20%; occupations ~49% foragers, farmers, individual or otherwise ~26% craftsponies ~18% military and security ~7% specialists, medical, political, etc.
Economic makeup of citizens: Mostly dirt-poor (will change with more trade)
Estimated political makeup of citizens: ~83% Celestians (mostly indifferent to politics, with ~18% more liberal and ~10% traditional; "Celestians" are just ponies who believe Celestia should rule), ~15% liberals (both in the classical sense and neo-liberalist sense, but largely neo-liberals), ~2% other
Contentment/current unrest (+/- respectively): +5
Options:
A) Improve Food
B) Improve Tech
C) Improve Infrastructure
D) Improve Military/Security
E) Improve Culture/Policies
F) Explore
G) Other (please specify)
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No.317468
>>317466
*also, third pic is just for better perspective.
>>317372
*Also, forgot
Crystal Empire, Kingdom of Equestria and Sultanate of Eardhors
VERSUS
Empire of Íppos
With Saddle Arabia being neutral, supplying all sides….
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No.317479
>>317466
>they discover a near-constantly-erupting underwater volcano
Well shit, volcanic gases often includes a copious amount of sulfur dioxide and carbon dioxide. The high acidity wrecks havoc on the local ecology and we can probably kiss any hope of starting a coastal fishing industry goodbye.
>>317465
>>317359
Speaking of sulfur, let's talk about the mines and the stockpiles we have. Sulfur is an essential component in production of sulfuric acid (duh), which in turn has uses in many industrial processes, primarily the production of fertilizers. So I'm guessing there is definitely a demand for it somewhere in Equestria or Eardhors.
The question I pose to fellow council members, is it worth the investment in time and horsepower to ensure a steady and reliable supply of ores for exports?
(Keeping in mind the real world price of sulfur ore fluctuates quite a bit due to demand, but from what I could glean, it's roughly 1 or 2 times the value of iron ore by comparison, so we need to be able to mine them in large quantities in order for it to be profitable)
Or should we just try to sell the mining rights to some other party? (not sure if we can do that)
>Some engineers have developed a system that utilizes geothermal energy to create power, and they wish to build this system to power the village. Estimated costs of building the required infrastructure is about ฿25,000.
Electrical power? What is the village's current power demand? What's the usage? And how much power is this new system is expected to produce?
>(Greenhouses discovered)
(Greenhouses are invented pretty darn early, at least on Earth, definitely predates the industrial era. Guess ponies just have less need for it, because of pony controlled seasons and earth pony magic)
I guess we can conduct a larger scale experiment to see if it allows us to cut down the number of pegasi needed to manage the weather. If it works, perhaps this discovery could see further use in the Crystal Empire or allow Equestria to extend our farmable lands farther north.
With the all the newly birth foals, we'll eventually need to build a school. It's still a few years down the line so it's not an immediate concern, but it's also something we don't want to suddenly sneak up on us.
For the following month, I vote that we should seek to improve our food production.
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No.317482
>>317340
>>317339
I really can't get over how cute Sakura was.
>>317479
(Not electrical power, ponies do not have electricity. They used to use candles or fireflies often, not sure about the later seasons, because those episodes are often forgettable. Not high usage-wise, at the moment anyway. Ponies have personal stoves and fireplaces (heated with wood), as well as basic plumbing connected to the spring nearby >>316658, but the water isn't heated. Also, the idea was that they would use that instead of wood, which could be used for other things, instead of being burned up. The surrounding forests won't last forever, especially when the village grows.)
(I did do some research on greenhouse technology, and although there were early examples, as well as in the Far East, modern greenhouse technology took a while to develop into an efficient process. At least according to wikipedia anyway: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greenhouse#History A lot of Western technology was lost in the latter half of the 1st millenium.)
(That's only part of the coast though. Plus, unknown life could have adapted to it, although I'd imagine less would live there, but still, there are sea monsters, among other things. Anyway, a coastal town might still be a good idea, even if you'd have trouble fishing (nearby anyway). There's still the north coast, too.)
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No.317484
>>317482
Ah so it'll primarily be used for heating then (prelude to public bathhouse? :D), and you're right that we'll eventually exhaust our local supply of timber. In that case I'll vote "yea" on developing geothermal.
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No.317485
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No.317501
>>317468
phone posting is a shit
>>317465
Polish Death camps should be illegal but Yea.
>>317466
>>317467
>>317468
>(Now, how would you utilize an underwater volcano for smithing?)
You planned this, don't cha you cheeky GM.
>geothermal energy
Yea. Investment for the future. Might be used to power up the hot spring. Soaking yourself in an open hot spring under the open sky on a mountain sounds nice.
We need to send some scholars to learn the language and maybe compile a new Equestrian-Horsian dictionary. Next stage would be translating their books to ours and ours to theirs. inb4 Twilight and co are on their way. Send scholars regardless.
>railway
No station near us?
Quartz, you say. They can fetch a good price.
>trade tax
I don't know much about econ to give a solid opinion on how to do this. But we need to tax regardless.
>Greenhouses
We could utilize it for winter. We'll build it in the next rotation.
>Cheese
Make some and let our townponies enjoy it first. I don't think we can produce enough to trade right now.
>saddle arabia providing arms providing arms for both side
Just like IRL except it is more to funds than arms
>>317479
In actuality, do we even have sulfur in our mine? What I can see is that from the sea is sulfuric.
I'm in favour for providing steady supply of ore. We are in the mountains, aren't we? We are beside an active volcano to boot. If we can
Anyway, seconding improve food.
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No.317506
>>317501
Sulfur deposits in the mine was mentioned in >>316737 and >>317307
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No.317510
>>317506
Colour me blind.
In the meas time, I do want a consistent income for our town and it seems ore is the way to go. Have we properly surveyed our land for other resources?
Not to forget attraction. Since we are the gate to the west, we should think of making shops to incite traders. Maybe some warehouses as well.
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No.317517
>First Week of the Month
>The mare in a coma had begun having heart palpitations the week prior, and finally passed away. Scientists from Canterlot have come over to investigate the creatures in order to possibly find a cure, and to find out more about them.
FFFFF
F
FFF
F
F
REST IN PIECE POOR MARE ;_;7
I know we did the best we could but I feel we could've done alot better.
>The scientists looking for a potential volcano have noticed that the water off the coast of the land is unusually warm. Further analysis indicates that it is in a certain area—where the seismographs have recorded the strongest readings. Immediately, they decide to do a bit of underwater diving, and they discover a near-constantly-erupting underwater volcano. They think that under the land lies a magma chamber, and that any pressure is relieved through this underwater volcano. (Now, how would you utilize an underwater volcano for smithing?)
At least we won't get Pompay'd
>Some engineers have developed a system that utilizes geothermal energy to create power, and they wish to build this system to power the village. Estimated costs of building the required infrastructure is about ฿25,000.
>(Yea or Nay?)
This will help lead to my dream of open air hostprings in the mountains so Yea.
>Second Week of the Month
>A state-owned railway is being constructed north of your village. (Pic related.)
That's an odd choice since we live apparently at the foot of the mountains and in an easily defended area. If they were going to build a fort anywhere it'd ought to be either here or somewhere else in the mountains for a border fort.
>tfw come peace time this railway will become the main method of shipping goods to and from the New World undermining Dahloneighga's ability to become a major trade center.
>Third Week of the Month
>Quartz has been found in the mines.
Nice
>>317467
>Fourth Week of the Month
>A farmer who foolishly bought an aquarium without fish or water from the caravan that passed by last week had noticed plants growing inside when placed near his Franklin stove and near the windowsill, despite the coldness of the night. It would be interesting to try this on a larger scale, during the winter…. (Greenhouses discovered.)
Nice this will help with food during the winter. We should probably build some more robust dedicated warehouses for food.
>You successfully recreate the cheese created by Star Cook. (What to do with the knowledge now?)
Start a cooking competition to see who can make the tastiest dish made using the cheese to create a cheese cuisine culture in Dahloneighga.
>all these babies
Were all the mares pregnant? We're going to have to upgrade our food output to deal with this and build a school house to edjumacate them. Do the ponies in this universe go through estrus? Will population increases like this be a regular thing?
>September
>Summer
Checks out.
>A) Improve Food
>B) Improve Tech
>C) Improve Infrastructure
>D) Improve Military/Security
>E) Improve Culture/Policies
>F) Explore
>G) Other (please specify)
There's a lot of options I'd like to pursue right now especially food, but I'll go with tech and create the geothermal heating system to get ahead for that mountain winter. B
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No.317520
>>317517
>That's an odd choice since we live apparently at the foot of the mountains and in an easily defended area.
Railroads needs really flat terrain to function, especially freight, because only the front wheels are powered and if they go too fast the wheel might slip, the same is true for going downhills. Even on the optimistic side you're looking at a maximum gradient of 2 to 4 degrees. And it looks like the Crown will want the ability to move a large amount of troop and supplies in a big hurry.
To connect our village to the rails, we either need a lot of earthwork done, or a lighter specially designed tramway that connects to a station near the main rail.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hillclimbing_(railway)
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No.317577
(Wew lad those flags took forever, at least six hours.)
(Speaking of which, which one of the two Súthesterwella banners looks better, "Súthesterwella.png" or "Súthesterwella2.png"?)
>>317517
>Do the ponies in this universe go through estrus? Will population increases like this be a regular thing?
(Yes, but that doesn't mean they won't have foals the rest of the year. Most of these mares had children before leaving to help grow the settlement, or in the hopes of having this new world for their young to grow up in. Tragedy of the commons.)
>There's a lot of options I'd like to pursue right now especially food, but I'll go with tech and create the geothermal heating system to get ahead for that mountain winter. B
(But the geothermal system was a decision. The tech is already there—it's a matter of infrastructure and costs. So food it is.)
>>317501
>I planned a volcano to be used for smithing
(Nope. Just the volcano.)
Sunday, 2nd of September, 2015
You decide to improve food production. Some land has begun to be cleared on the higher, colder parts of the mountain to make room for experimental greenhouses, which will take a month to complete.
You decide to hold a cooking competition in celebration of Star Cook's umami cheese. The cheese you made to test will be used to see who can make the tastiest dish from it.
Money is offered to what you think are the more neo-liberal ponies. Some take up on the offer. (-15 ฿its per week)
You pay for the geothermal system. (-25,000 ฿its) It will be completed in two months.
Law regarding potential conception between unmarried couples dropped.
Trade-tax proposed. (+1,000 ฿its from the west, and another +1,000 ฿its from the east; per month)
First Week of the Month
You are told that scholars are sent to try to work out the language barrier.
Last few foals are birthed for the moment. (+8 population)
Equestrian soldiers have begun frequenting the village while on leave.
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No.317578
>>317577
Second Week of the Month
The scientists studying the creatures have found that they're very similar to sea urchins. The only differences being that they do not move at all, reproduce asexually in a similar fashion to plants, with both female and male organs, and have long feeding tentacle-tubes that reach into the dirt like roots, with a single large one in the center. They even look quite a bit like dark-colored roots. Lightly coated in a paralyzing poison, the tubes slowly move around to look for bugs, especially worms, to slowly consume, in a similar fashion to spiders. It does not always coat itself in poison. If there are no bugs, after a time, the tube begins to act like plant roots, sucking up the nutrients in the soil. It gets its water from the air, the soil, and the bugs it eats, but generally it does not need a lot of water. Its spines are actually long hollow tubes that excrete waste products, and this is where the virus made its way to the mare.
The creatures, named "land urchins" by the researchers, replenishes the soil thusly: as their waste slowly drips from the end of their spines, and as the soil is mixed up by their tendrils, the waste attracts earthworms, which is their primary diet, and as the earthworms release castings, with both the worms and tentacles keeping the dirt loose and mixing the castings into the dirt, the dirt's nutrients are replenished. The waste is filled with all sorts of bacteria and other organisms, which the worms need to live. The poison does not affect ponies, but in larger and more concentrated quantities, it could.
The competition is held and is quite popular, though not everypony attends. The reward is a little ribbon given to the winner, and the winner is a pony named "Double Trouble". Double Trouble takes the ribbon and throws it to the ground, stomping and spitting on it, as the crowd gasps. He says aloud,
>"Under our selfish hooves lies a terrible injustice! I was paid by our corrupt leaders, along with others—you know who you are—to work in the mines alongside the goats, and what I saw made me want to hurl in absolute disgust!"
More gasps from the villagers.
>"Truly, had I known of this terrible truth beforehand, I would have had nothing to do with it! The goats work without payment! So starved are they, that they've been surviving on nothing but salt and water, while we ponies eat like royalty! We hold festivals such as this one, as they wallow in the deep, dark caverns of the underground, working 'til they drop for our benefit! Is this terrible treatment what we Equestrians stand for?! Is this the sort of lifestyle fit for anypony, nay, anycreature?!"
There is a resounding "no!" from the crowd.
>"Then will we stand for this injustice any longer?!"
Another resounding "no!" from the crowd, this time much louder, but is followed by a "wait!" about as loud. A pony speaks up.
>"Did the goats not wish to work in the mines? Did they not just ask that they have access to the salt that they mine, as well as to be milked? Is it really injustice if they ask to be treated differently?"
There are some murmurs of agreement, which turn into arguments. The ponies begin to get violent. At this point some of the town guards and military ponies nearby come over to repress the trouble. Thankfully the situation is resolved before it becomes too drastic, and Double Trouble is taken away, but not before shouting
>"Your injustice will not stand!"
Word spreads throughout the town, and some have begun using those words as a rallying cry. Many ponies feel he had a point and believe that him being jailed for his speech is evidence of your tyranny, while others believe he's nothing but trouble and should be kept locked-up. The workers who were being paid have quit, some returning the "blood money"(+15 ฿its), with others keeping their gain. (-15 ฿its) Suffice to say, the ponies are riled up over this fiasco. (-2 content)
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No.317579
>>317578
Third Week of the Month
More settlers arrive in the town, resulting in homes being built at the foot of the mountain due to the lack of space. (+201 population)
Later in the week, yet more ponies come to the county, but not to settle in Dahlohneighga! They know it's crowded, and wish to build a home on the southern coast (pic related). Most of them come from Manehattan, which could cause culture conflict. Most of them also appear to be merchants. There are also sheep among them, which while useful, can be finicky creatures. You can turn the settlers down if you wish.
(Allow them to settle where they please, Tell them where they can and cannot settle, or Tell them to settle elsewhere?)
Fourth Week of the Month
News spreads of a failed "allied" attack on the Imperials. Supposedly, the Earhorsians had warned Equestria and the Crystal Empire against a direct invasion, but they insisted and had planned an attack with the Eardhorsians. Despite the small role the Eardhorsians had to play as per negotiations, they backed out completely, leaving the Equestrian and CE forces to be mowed down by the defenders in a useless struggle to take a few island forts. With countless ponies dead or missing, the rulers of Equestria and the CE have begun pointing fingers, blaming the Eardhorsians for the failure.
In truth, it does not seem to be their fault—they were merely saving unnecessary losses. The Imperials are incredibly advanced, their military completely eclipsing the "allied" militaries, even the Eardhorsians, who are slightly more advanced than the Equestrians or CE. Not only do they possess advanced technology and special magical materials that the Eardhorsians have failed to replicate or even identify, but certain virginal male unicorns use something called "Stags" :^) in combat, of which are tied to their respective "Stag" users. These "Stags" are personifications of "life energy", whose abilities are given visual form. On top of all that, they are extremely well-disciplined, well-trained and well-organized, a true military power.
The Imperials are described in further detail in the newspapers, some showing their banner, alongside descriptions of their heretical belief in a "Trinity" of one God.
The experimental greenhouses are finished, and appear to work with moderate success. Certain plants cannot be grown, but still, the additions to the food supply is palpable. (+2 food)
Later in the week, news spreads of Saddle Arabia suddenly closing all trade with both the Imperials and "allies".
Date: Sunday, 30th of September, 2015
Season: Summer
Government: Oligarchy
Government Funds: 462,085 ฿its
Government Budget:
Income: +2,000 ฿its per month
Expenditure: - ~50 to 250 ฿its per year
Food supply: Currently average (normal supplies +14)
Culture: Equestrian (Ponyville, Vanhoover/Tall Tale, Los Pegasus)
Policies: No unique policies.
Military/Security: 55 ponies: basic infantry and flight-lancers, mostly male; 15 of the 55 are currently unavailable (5 guarding the miners; 2 guarding the mine; 8 patrolling)
Infrastructure: Simple stone, grass/straw, and wooden structures, mostly homes; small farms, kitchen gardens, a communal dairy farm, and an acre of terrace; a network of mining tunnels with a cart system; Ponyville style; Equestrian-style eastern road; Eardhorsian-style western road
Technology: Currently Equestrian level, Greenhouses
Population/Demographics: 627; male:female ~45:55; earth ponies ~49%, pegasi ~30%, unicorns ~22%; occupations ~52% foragers, farmers, individual or otherwise ~31% craftsponies ~8.5% military and security ~9% specialists, medical, political, etc.
Economic makeup of citizens: Mostly poor (will change with more trade)
Estimated political makeup of citizens: ~85% Celestians (mostly indifferent to politics, with ~20% more liberal and ~14% traditional; "Celestians" are just ponies who believe Celestia should rule), ~12% liberals (both in the classical sense and neo-liberalist sense, but largely neo-liberals), ~3% other
Contentment/current unrest (+/- respectively): +3
Options:
A) Improve Food
B) Improve Tech
C) Improve Infrastructure
D) Improve Military/Security
E) Improve Culture/Policies
F) Explore
G) Other (please specify)
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No.317580
>>317579
*excuse me, that's
>earth ponies ~49%, pegasi ~30%, unicorns ~21%
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No.317588
>>317579
>"Your injustice will not stand!"
uh oh…
>>317578
>failed "allied" attack on the Imperials
oh fuck oh fuck it's all crashing down
What was our casus belli, anyway? Are they the aggressors? Why are we picking a fight with these motherfuckers?
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No.317593
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>>317577
>>317578
Súthesterwella2 is the clear choice. That dark blue horse looks weird.
>Law regarding potential conception between unmarried couples dropped.
We were at an impasse. Hope this won't do much damage and it seems there are another event >>317578 that shifted the pop's attention
>land urchins
Sounds good. We should learn how to handle these creatures since they can be used to replenish the soil.
>somepony calls gamers rise up epic style
Not what we need at the moment but I'm glad our ever loyal and trustworthy populace to ensure order in place. I propose that we parrot whatever the council defender said. Present written proof of contract if there's any. Do a public announcement by the goats if possible. This to ensure that most ponies will discard their 2nd thoughts and leaving the neo-liberals to be either conspiracy-tier or mellowed a bit.
>(Allow them to settle where they please, Tell them where they can and cannot settle, or Tell them to settle elsewhere?)
Tell them they can't settle down near the coastline.for now. The official statement is that the sulfuric content of the sea is not yet tested and it is not advisable until further notice. They can, either construct temporary settlement near the mountains or go back.
I feel like even if there's a difference in culture, it won't be as jarring as western vs eastern irl.right?
>but certain virginal male unicorns use something called "Stags"
>virginal
>Stagsstands
>heretical belief in a "Trinity" of one God.
You just have to make everything a meme, don't cha? I like it
Literal notChristian Jojo wizards.They have the power of god and anime by their side!
We can't really do anything for them at this point. Celestia double crossing an alliance is utmost improbable because the enemy is a dirty infidel.
I'd say improve tech. Like it or not, we'll enter the fray and technological edge is the only thing we can do about now.
>>317588 (checked)
>Why are we picking a fight with these motherfuckers?
Probably because of Celestial jihad given that the Imperials are infidels and must be beheaded.
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No.317597
>>317336
Hope I didn't upset you….
>>317593
(The lack of belief in Celestia is the main reason for declaration of war.)
(Funny thing about "Stags". I thought it would be silly/fun to incorporate Stands, and tried to think of a hooved creature with a similar sound/spelling. Naturally, "stag" came to mind, so I decided to do a bit of research to try to have it make more sense, and I was reminded it was a term for a bachelor (and cuckold, lel), so I incorporated the 30-year-old wizard joke. Anyway, if you watch the JoJo anime, I hope you also read the manga and understand at least some of its influences and how its influenced other series.)
(Otherwise, the Ípponians(?) are, as I said, somewhat based on the Byzantines. Since I wanted to use the βήτα letters, I'd have to use (an interpretation of: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Byzantine_flags_and_insignia#Tetragrammatic_cross) the motto: "King of Kings ruling over the kings". Plus, there's another reason….)
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No.317603
>>317597
you didn't, the walls of text are just too much for me to keep up with on a daily basis
Since we are at war with Ippos now, do we know how far away their nearest army is?
From what I can tell, we are sitting squarely in the single most strategically important place of the entire war. The only land bridge between Equestria and Ippos. It is also a narrow choke point (relatively speaking). If either side wants to get at the other, they are either going to have to sail or go through our town.
Could we send a request to the Royal Guard to have a garrison posted here and for economic aid to help fortify the place before the Ippos come calling?
Besides, it would make more sense for the Royal Guard to try to hold their ground up in the mountains where the terrain is more favourable than down in that camp, and that camp won't always be there.
Another angle we could try would be the goats.
How many are in the area? Could they be convinced to fight along side with us if the area is invaded? Maybe with the aid of some propaganda?
With luck, the goats wouldn't want Ippsos to overrun these mountains any more than we do.
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No.317604
>>317577
>>317578
>>317579
>First Week
>Scholars working on language barrier
Nice this will be important soon.
>Second Week
>Land Urchins
As useful as that sounds for agriculture, the fact that they can explode and cause disease from the built up bacteria in the needles makes me not want to bother, at least without developing safe handling techniques. Especially considering the illness was both contagious and deadly.
>Libtard uprising
>complains about oppression of the goats, but participates in a festival featuring goods made from the fruits of their "oppression"
>starts a riot
>doesn't realize that the cooking competition helps foster healthy relations between ponies and goats by celebrating a product made in collaboration.
>disregards the fact that we've relied on them for guidance all the time
>doesn't mention the fact they were fine with it and willingly worked in exchange for as much salt as they want and that we milk their females.
>not to mention the fact that ponies also work in the fucking mines, also for no pay seriously why are we paying specifically liberals when there are ponies that have worked the mines for months without compensation?
>oh yeah how bout that one time two guards we're discharged for negligence that caused a GOAT death and an innocent pony to be accused of murder
>A N Y C R E A T U R E
I don't know whether it was intentional or not, but you created a perfect facsimile of a progressive liberal. Was thoroughly pissed reading this part
As for what to do with him he deserves the jail time, since it's clear he's an asshole looking to stir up trouble.
We should also address the public. First apologize for the retarded policy of selectively paying only a handful of ponies fucking liberals at that over others working in the mines. Then remind them that the goats are a voluntary force, can quit at any time, and that they are compensated with limitless access to the salt and an exchange of labor in milking their females. Also that misleading ponies with lies by omission and causing needless violence hurts everyone, ponies and goats alike. Then ask the goats for their opinion and if they aren't satisfied with the current terms offer to renegotiate them.
>Third Week
>(((Manehattan Merchants)))
If the Manehattanites are like the US equivalent they'll only increase the liberal population and might cause more problems with militant moralism. The (((merchants))) clearly want the coast to bypass our taxes and undercut our trade opportunities to The New World, but I think we can still compete effectively even with taxes since sea shipping is typically more costly than land shipping not to mention tourism from our soon to be built mountian hot springs ^: )
Go with >>317593, but if they really insist let them. If anything bad happens they were warned.
Fourth Week
>Stags
Wew lad
>political dumpster fire and a major military defeat.
I'm not sure what to do with this. I don't think it's a good idea to just leave it alone since Ippos obviously won't just sit still and play nice because "it was just a prank bro". We could also face a three way war with Equestria and CE attempting to get retribution for the "betrayal". Which would be bad since we're a border town. I think we should send some people to Eardhors and send a letter to Celestia to try to facilitate negotiations using Dahloneighga as semi neutral grounds and us as mediators.
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No.317606
>>317597
>(The lack of belief in Celestia is the main reason for declaration of war.)
(wew, the Queens don't fuck around)
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No.317644
lol happy 9/11
>>317593
(That's what I was thinking. Súthesterwella flag fixed [some details on the boat].)
>it won't be as jarring as western vs eastern irl
(Well… yes. If not, I would have clarified.)
>>317603
>Since we are at war with Ippos now, do we know how far away their nearest army is?
>From what I can tell, we are sitting squarely in the single most strategically important place of the entire war.
(Between us and the Imperials lies the Sultanate of Eardhors. The main theater of the war is down south around their territory. They were aware of Equestria as the Eardhorsians were, but they haven't a map. To them, Dahlohneighga doesn't exist. They could map out Equestria, but they're too busy with the Eardhorsians close by. What Eardhors lacks in technology, they [barely] make up for in size.)
>>317588
(Although I already mentioned why Equestria and CE declared war here >>317597, the Eardhorsians I did not mention. The Sultanate has been at war with the Imperials for some time now, as I alluded to with the roads earlier on. For the most part, the Íppoi and Eardhorsians have been in stalemate. This is a second war—the Eardhorsians declared war and won a pyrrhic victory many decades ago, taking quite a bit of Íppoi land and an annual gold tribute as war spoils. Íppos not only did not have a special magical powder—that has been helping them greatly in this current war—back then, but they were also a lot smaller, growing mostly due to the expert diplomacy of the current Emperor, who united a loose conglomerate of culturally-similar tribes that would not always work together, despite being under the same Imperial banner (this lack of unity also helped them lose the war; also, the tribe leaders still work with the Emperor, but now he has much more power). The war was instigated after the Prince of the Íppoi Emperor, who lost, took the throne, after his father's death. Now they're the aggressors, taking back the land that was won from them. The Imperials had been preparing for war for some time, before finally declaring war on the Sultanate of Eardhors. This would have been explained had the die rolled in favor of having Dahlohneighga—among certain other counties—as part of the negotiations between Equestria and Eardhors. Also, when I say they're somewhat based on the Byzantines, I merely mean in language [including some Latin] and some cultural aspects, including armor and some weapons. In retrospect, I should have just done it anyway.)
Eardhorsian leaders:
Sultan Hildræd
Emir Sverredan of Súthesterwella
Emir Læffy of Westhesturwella, who is closely related to Sverredan.
Emir Ealdwulf of Jórmund, whose son, Prince Cyneharthur, essentially rules as regent, because the Emir is too old. (It's a bit of a pun, because "eald" means "old" in Old English.)
Íppoi leaders:
Basileús Autokrátor Eleútherios Elpídios II Panteleimon Porphyrogénnetos [lit. Sovereign Self-Ruler Free Hope II All-Compassionate Born-in-the-Purple]
Pope Amadeus III
Despótes Léon XII Aniketos of Aspa-Shahnaz [Gulf of Mussirio]
Déspoina Amabilia of Urbanus [Gulf of Mussirio]
Déspoina Viatrix II of Leocadia [Kalpázo Straits]
Despótes Christophoros IX of Ágrioppos [Kalpázo Straits]
Despótes Álexis Amýntor of Calva [Kalpázo Straits]
("Despotes" is "lord" and "despoina" is "mistress", or the feminine of "lord".)
(The Emperor is without legitimate relatives, nor a wife and child for the moment….)
>>317604
>ponies working without pay
(Presumably, the prospectors are looking for gold. When the goats started working, they began to act as overseers [why work when you can have others do it for you?].)
>We could also face a three way war with Equestria and CE attempting to get retribution for the "betrayal".
(Consider that the Imperials are superior to both Equestria and CE and Eardhors. If Eardhors suddenly has to split its attention, and considering Equestria and CE are much closer to Eardhors than Íppos, what do you think will happen? Divide et impera. A war between the "allies" would only benefit the Imperials, and their leaders understand this—it is the last thing they want [if Saddle Arabia wasn't in trouble as I alluded to in the last readout, they might even side with Íppos for an easy land grab]. Be thankful no one culture is on its deathbed. Imagine if any one of them were like late Imperial Rome or the late Qing Dynasty….)
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No.317645
>>317644
oof I was a second off
Sunday, 30th of September, 2015
You decide to tell them that they cannot settle on the coast for the moment, because the sulfuric content of the sea is not yet tested, and it would not be advisable to settle in a potentially hazardous zone (tbh it couldn't be that bad if the scientists were able to swim in it, though I'm not sure how protective old-fashioned diving suits were). You also tell them that they can either construct a temporary settlement near the mountains or go back.
Annoyed, they leave, saying they'll come back when it's safe. In the mean time, they'll camp near the border, in the county of Los Pegasus.
You all address the concerns of the town with a public assembly, along with the goats. You assure the townsponies that the goats are perfectly fine, showing their bellies off and so on. Most of the ponies are convinced that Double Trouble was just that—trouble. (+2 content)
(Most, however, as a few have… ideological issues with the system, while not necessarily believing the goats are poorly-treated, believe they are oppressed….)
The council decides to focus on technology.
First Week of the Month
Propaganda is at an all-time high, being found in the newspapers, with traveling singers and actors, with criers and in rumors. Most of the populace of Dahlohneighga can see through it, but that doesn't mean it isn't affecting them.
More news of Saddle Arabia reaches the town. Apparently, Saddle Arabian diplomats throughout Eardhors, CE and Equestria, and presumably the Empire of Íppos have received messages telling them to stay where they are, and not to come back no matter what. No other information was given. Naturally, this has everyone spooked.
As the Saddle Arabian diplomats have nothing else to do, the scholars attempting to break the Eardhorsian-Equestrian language barrier have begun working with them, as they can generally speak a mix of the languages. After we can better understand the Eardhorsians, the scholars—and Equestrian political figures—wish to try to understand Íppoi….
From the newspapers, summarized: The Eardhorsians have attempted to reconcile with Equestria and CE with a grand feast, showering the Queens and Imperial family with gold, jewelry, exotic gifts and information, then publicly stating, in a rather condescending—though polite—manner, that they had no choice and merely wished to save unnecessary losses,—as most suspected, and the newspapers posited—and that the other "allied" leaders ought to have listened before making rash decisions. Although at first the Sultan seemed desperate, it seems now that he was attempting to, in a risky move, have the Queens and Imperial family accept his position while putting them in their place. And it seems to have mostly worked. Although King Shining Armor wouldn't accept the Sultan at first, when Celestia agreed with the Sultan, apologizing, he and his wife did so as well.
All other sufferers of the unknown virus have passed away. The virus seems to kill stallions a lot slower than mares. The virus has been named the "Sopor virus", from the long coma it puts its victims in.
Due to the lack of medical workers in Dahlohneighga, volunteers from Tall Tale, Vanhoover and Los Pegasus have decided to settle. (+23 population; the numbers will only go up slightly to replace the losses of patient zero and the medical workers, the former of which I think I forgot to account for, jej)
Second Week of the Month
Double Trouble escaped from captivity! A search is under way. Quite a few ponies are on edge. (-1 content)
Third Week of the Month
A newspaper article of some infamous Íppoi weapons emerge, with an image of one of them sketched by an artist.
The first one described and the only one with an image, nicknamed "Íppoi regnscúr" (Íppoi rain-shower) by the Eardhorsians, can fire over two-hundred arrows in about ten seconds, the arrows flying much faster than normal, to the point where they can easily penetrate most armor. They even include whistling arrows in some batches. It isn't accurate, but it's a terrifying weapon, and in a mass of soldiers where it works best, it can be devastating.
Another, nicknamed "byrnefýr" (burning fire), is used in many forms, such as in one nicknamed "brynewielm" (burning wave), which fires flames over twenty feet. This "burning fire" is a flammable adhesive, sticking to most things, even floating on water, and is very difficult to put out.
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No.317646
>>317645
Fourth Week of the Month
The scholars have compiled a rough Equestrian-Horsian dictionary, which has gone to print.
The geothermal energy system is finished. The ponies now have hot running water and do not have to use the forest for heating, and a hot spring is opened up. (+200 ฿its per month)
Later in the week, news spreads of more and more pegasi in Los Pegasus succumbing to an illness not unlike the one that killed the mare and the medics. The city is now quarantined, but who knows if they were able to contain it in time?
On the day of the next meeting, October 28th, an old face arrives. Deacon Ermen enters the town hall and procures a scroll written in Equestrian (obviously he has a copy of the dictionary; thanks to the similar sentence structures of Horsian and Equestrian, for the most part, all you really need is a bilingual dictionary). It reads:
Hail, Council of Dahlohneigha,
I have sent deacon Ermen, of whom you are most surely familiar with, to stay with you. She is to further study the Equestrian language, as well as society and culture, in order to help us better understand your kind. Although there are learned ponies studying each others' tongues as you read this, I believe it prudent to send an agent of the monastery regardless. In return, she is to help guide you when dealing with Eardhorsians, when such instances arise. She can also help in religious matters, but I think that goes without saying.
In good faith,
Father Iris
What do you propose you do with Ermen?
don't lewd her onegai, she is a chaste mare desu~in all seriousness, don't try anything that might cause a scandal, and ruin relations with a good personal ally
also lel I forgot to account for the season change last readout
Date: Sunday, October 28th, 2015
Season: Fall
Government: Oligarchy
Government Funds: 464,085 ฿its
Government Budget:
Income: +2,200 ฿its per month
Expenditure: - ~50 to 250 ฿its per year
Food supply: Currently average (normal supplies +14)
Culture: Equestrian (Ponyville, Vanhoover/Tall Tale, Los Pegasus)
Policies: No unique policies.
Military/Security: 55 ponies: basic infantry and flight-lancers, mostly male; 15 of the 55 are currently unavailable (5 guarding the miners; 2 guarding the mine; 8 patrolling)
Infrastructure: Simple stone, grass/straw, and wooden structures, mostly homes; small farms, kitchen gardens, a communal dairy farm, and an acre of terrace; a network of mining tunnels with a cart system; Ponyville style; Equestrian-style eastern road; Eardhorsian-style western road
Technology: Currently Equestrian level, Greenhouses
Population/Demographics: 630; male:female ~45:55; earth ponies ~49%, pegasi ~30%, unicorns ~21%; occupations ~52% foragers, farmers, individual or otherwise ~31% craftsponies ~8.5% military and security ~9% specialists, medical, political, etc.
Economic makeup of citizens: Mostly poor (will change with more trade)
Estimated political makeup of citizens: ~85% Celestians (mostly indifferent to politics, with ~20% more liberal and ~14% traditional; "Celestians" are just ponies who believe Celestia should rule), ~12% liberals (both in the classical sense and neo-liberalist sense, but largely neo-liberals), ~3% other
Contentment/current unrest (+/- respectively): +4
Options:
A) Improve Food
B) Improve Tech
C) Improve Infrastructure
D) Improve Military/Security
E) Improve Culture/Policies
F) Explore
G) Other (please specify)
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No.317647
>>317645
Ah, knew I was forgetting one image. Not that it really mattered, but still.
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No.317648
>>317645
>second off
Oh wait, according to 8chan anyway, in my time zone, obviously:^) I was fine, yes!
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No.317649
>>317646
>>317646
>specialists
8.5%, wew lad, I ain't even bad at math either.
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No.317661
えと 〮 〮 〮You know it's been updated? I hate bumping my own thread, but I feel it necessary. I'm not sure if the regulars noticed is all.
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No.317674
>>317661
(Sorry, kinda overwhelmed by all the geopolitics.)
>>317645
>Sopor virus
Do we know of a cure or treatment for this? If not, tasks our specialists with researching one, or have them consult with universities or research institutes if necessary. With more land urchins lurking in the woods it will only be a matter of time before another accident occurs, and we can't let it catch us off guard.
>Double Trouble escaped
I'm beginning to question our militia's competence, who's in charge of all this?
>Third Week of the Month
Well, we could do jackshit about that. Or… could we?
>>317646
>more and more pegasi in Los Pegasus succumbing to an illness
Oh, oh no.
I guess we can call off the town's own effort into the virus research, since it has definitely gotten the attention of Equestria at large. Once they found a cure, we'll make sure we have access to it.
>What do you propose you do with Ermen?
Idunnolol. Make sure we're being a good host but otherwise let her do what she wants.
>Next month's development
With the opening of a hot spring and (hopefully) trade route between two nations, for the following month I suggest we improve our Infrastructure and construct an inn/tavern. While no doubt most of the goods transported by land will use the railway to our north, I'm still holding out hope that our town's location (and hotspring) will make for an attractive spot for pegasi to rest for the night.
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No.317693
>>317646
Shoot I forgot to add for tech. Oh well, let's say the dictionary's relatively-speedy completion is the tech ^:)
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No.317709
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>>317644 (checked)
>not using Brigade Al-Qassam's nasheed
Pleb tier
Anyone got the 8chan edit?
I wonder why people use the isis' anasheed. They're worse, save a few, from Al-Qassam's
>>317645
>Double Trouble escaped from captivity! A search is under way. Quite a few ponies are on edge. (-1 content)
Sheesh
>All those weapons
We don't have gunpowders, eh. All armor or just body armor? I mean, if it can penetrate shield projection, nothing else we can do.
I'm gonna KIV improve magic shield tech for now.
>>317646
>What do you propose you do with Ermen?
In the next rotation, allow her to visit the farms (all of them) and the terrace. She will be escorted with a translator and a guard. Ask her if she has any idea where to start.
>Options
Same as >>317674
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No.317753
<First Week
>propaganda
What kind of propaganda are they putting out?
>Saddle Arabian unrest
Sounds like the unrest is bad enough they might be lynched upon arrival. Pony Arab Spring?
>Eardhors and Equestria reconciled
I wonder whether him putting the gods of his people's cult "in their place" might blow up in his face.
>Sopor virus
>100% lethality
That's going to be a problem since we live right next to them. Maybe we can ask Eardorsian doctors whether they've delt with it first before looking for a cure. In the meantime we should find out whether the urchins are the only places you can find the virus just in case and hold a memorial service for the lives lost so far I'm sure some of them had loved ones. Also we should send warnings to nearby cities and the neighboring military outpost to be on alert for the symptoms.
<Second Week
>Double Trouble escaped
We should have a couple ponies investigate the scene and have some pegasi search the surrounding area for him.
>>317674
We'll we only improved our militia members themselves but never their facilities. Also he could have had collaborators that helped, maybe even a sympathetic guard.
<Third week
>Ippoi weapons
All this sounds impressive but what's stopping unicorns from telekinetically smothering the fire by trapping it into an airtight bubble or pegasai from creating large gusts of wind to dampen the velocity of the arrows or blowing them away outright?
>>317646
<Fourth Week
>geothermal energy
Finally hotspring time fuck you OP i just wanted comfy homesteading with hotsprings and cute ponies bathing in hotsprings not play in the Grand Chessboard
>A tourist hotspot gets infected
WEW
E
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>Our first embassador
Neat. We should do >>317709
For the next we should do this >>317674 and also build a marketplace to make it easier on people who want to trade.
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No.317831
I'm guessing OP is an europoor and got his ass locked for smuggling spicy pony memes
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No.317832
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>>317831
No, my internet has been absolutely shitting itself. I am an burger
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No.317835
>>317832
Don't worry about it man, this is one time a slow board works to our advantage.
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No.317892
(Finally.)
I completely forgot Twilight says "ticked", as in "pissed", in the first part of "A Canterlot Wedding", which were not good episodes (besides being fan-fiction-tier with Cadence, they were just not well-written).Also, pony nepotism :^)
>>317709
(I used that one because it was relevant to the game's situation, and was in the mood of 9/11. Is it ISIS? I thought it was much older.)
(Protip: Íppoi rain is basically the Joseon hwach'a, which itself is based on a Song [or Yuan, I can't find much info on it, but I believe it's from the Song Dynasty] weapon. The hwach'a, as far as I can tell, fired multiple types of arrows or specifically "singijeon" ["magical machine arrows"; projectiles meant for the hwach'a], from lighter arrows to explosive ones. So I'd imagine that it can penetrate gambesons and chainmail, and maybe just penetrate plate armor if it's thick enough [which Equestrian armor is not because it's meant to be hit with magic, arrows and bolts from bows and crossbows respectively, and melee weapons], but within about a hundred meters or so. It also has a huge psychological effect.)
>>317753
>propaganda
(Think WWI but without movie theaters/nickelodeons.)
>blow up in the Sultan's face
(Well, those are Equestrian newspapers' interpretations, but word does travel. Eardhors have paper and parchment books, but hadn't invented newspapers yet. Anyway, just make sure you keep good relations with the Head-Father.)
(Although the Sultan is not very religious, his people are, and once Equestria joined the fight, they consider the war a holy one. For the Eardhorsian ponies who were aware of the way the Goddesses reacted to him, they'd likely consider him a holy man, even with his hedonistic behavior.)
>fuck you OP i just wanted comfy homesteading with hotsprings and cute ponies bathing in hotsprings not play in the Grand Chessboard
(Such is the way of fate :^) But the only part Dahlohneighga has to play is trade. Most of the geopolitical news is only relevant because it's good to be informed. Otherwise, the main focus should be building up trade, tourism, and the town [as well as create more towns in the county when possible], keeping the ponies happy and healthy, and avoiding plague and unnecessary trouble. But as I said before, anything goes….)
>All this sounds impressive but what's stopping unicorns from telekinetically smothering the fire by trapping it into an airtight bubble or pegasai from creating large gusts of wind to dampen the velocity of the arrows or blowing them away outright?
(Too fast, and ponies aren't superheroes. One of the things I absolutely despise about the later seasons, is the extremely passive use of magic. It used to be a lot more difficult, with rules, because the writers in the earlier seasons knew that if they made the unicorns too powerful, there'd be no conflict, or at least no conflict that makes sense. However, I think at least unicorn commanders would know enough advanced magic to be able to shield at least their own squad of stallions.)
(In the case of pegasi, they're not too powerful either [in fact, I can't remember which episode, but a recent one had Rainbow Dash casually do a sonic rainboom, as if it were just a trick that required little effort. Naturally, I was dumbfounded]. The average pegasus cannot merely create a large enough gust of wind to blow the arrows, which are traveling fast enough to puncture medium armor, far enough away where they wouldn't be a threat. It required many pegasi to pull off a hurricane or tornado, and although they could possibly weaponize it [i.e. have enemy soldiers work to fight against the wind and then, while they're mostly immobile, attack with throwing weapons], their fellow soldiers would be affected by it too [In "Hurricane Fluttershy", this was the case with Twilight and Spike.], unless they did it away from them. But then, not only would the pegasi be vulnerable as they're starting the tornado up, there's no way they'd be able to move it and still keep it going strong, because they'd have to move by increments. I dunno, maybe they could pull it off but it seems a bit outlandish.)
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No.317893
>>317892
>the images that the 8fag system told me were removed
(I agree, what the fuck man.)
(I wrote out even more text explaining myself in further detail, but it then occurred to me that in the "A Canterlot Wedding" episodes, the guards of the city—of which is under high alert—have their usual terrible armor [upper-chest and neck are exposed; you'd think they'd change into something better when an actual threat presents itself, instead of the usual ornate, mostly-ceremonial armor they normally wear] and are still stuck with mere spears. Considering the lack of attention given to the martial corner of the show's world, as far as I'm concerned, what I say goes.)
Pegasi blowing away clouds:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1W7pO9UX8ek
Unicorns don't seem to be able to do much besides magic related to their talent
(Watching the episode "Sonic Rainboom" again has shown some ponies with headsets… Headsets have been around for about a hundred years, though they look like more recent designs.)
(When trying to find examples of bows and arrows in MLP, I came across this….)
My Little Pony MLP Equestria Girls Transforms with Animation PREGNANT Bow And Arrow Real: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-dFXNlTWaQ
What the fuck man.
>>317674
>could we use the info
(Just preparation I suppose….)
>militia
(As the other anon said, you only improved the military themselves. Otherwise, all they have in terms of infrastructure is a barracks and a small jail cell. I should have mentioned this, but Double Trouble is a unicorn, although a regular one….)
(The railway is only to be used for military and military-goods transportation. So the land trade links are via the road, which passes through Dahlohneighga.)
>>317693
(Actually….)
(Also, how on earth did I miss that bit about the exportation of ores? Forgive me; please remind me next time.)
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No.317894
>>317893
Sunday, October 28th, 2015
Ancillaries: Deacon Ermen from the Sultanate of Eardhors; earth pony mare
The council decides to focus on infrastructure, to better accommodate the town's burgeoning role as a trade center and rest stop. Specifically, a market and inn will be built. While the market will only take two weeks to set-up, the inn will take four weeks to build, and can be expanded with time (though only upwards). The two will cost a total of 690 ฿its. (-690 ฿its) The inn is expected to make an income of ~400 ฿its a month, while costing about 150 ฿its per month to run. The market does not need attending to, however, an income could be made from it. (Exempli gratia, needing to pay a small fee to use the space.)
Although ponies had already begun to set-up stalls near their homes, a market square will definitely improve sales for them, and the ponies are happy about this. (+1 content)
An investigation is launched to find out more about Double Trouble, in order to try to locate him.
(I'm assuming by "next rotation" you mean the self-same day she arrived, October 28th, because waiting four months to show her around seems odd.)
You ask Ermen about the disease, providing an explanation of the symptoms. She tells you that they call it "mamra sjúkdómur" (deep sleep/lethargic disease), but that they have no cure. She tells you that, like most diseases, mamra is a result of poor air quality, specifically from sewage build-up in crowded cities and towns. She advises you and your people to properly dispose of your waste, in order to keep diseases away.
Clearly, the Eardhorsians' medical knowledge appears to be…archaic, to say the least. They do not really have doctors, in fact, and most medical work is done by priests or apothecaries. She does keep clean, however, brushing her teeth and bathing every morning. She seems to abhor butter, calling the consumption of it a "westerne praktyk" (western practice) in a snobbish manner. Despite that, she tells you she rubs herself down with olive oil, then scrapes the excess off using a metal, j-shaped tool before her baths.
You have her look around the town, escorted by one of you (there are no real Equestrian-Horsian translators yet, at least not in your town; one of you council members knows several languages, but Horsian is not one of them) who carries a bilingual dictionary and a guard. She seems unfazed by everything, but the greenhouses surprise her. You ask her if she has any idea where to start. She tells you that she would like to visit the rest of Equestria as soon as possible, but that at the moment she wants to try to read Equestrian books using the bilingual dictionary as a guide.
On Sunday night, she stays awake praying and chanting in her room, and on Monday, she sleeps during the day.
You have begun exporting raw sulfur. (+60 ฿its per month)
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No.317895
>>317894
First Week of the Month
(The fruits of last meeting's focus:)
The ponies studying the volcano have concluded that the water around the volcano is safe can't find info on why it would be, so wouldn't it be safe?. (Tell the other settlers that it's fine to move in?)
The outbreak in Los Pegasus is confirmed to be as a result of Sopor.
A representative from the powerful Orange family in Equestria has come to inquire about the mine, as they wish to buy it for 100,000 ฿its. You tell them you'll decide on the next council meeting.
Later in the week, the prospectors overseeing the mines discover gold in the quartz they've been mining. Thankfully, they were smart about it and have kept quiet. In fact, if it weren't for a few loyal ponies, you likely would have had no idea! (What do?)
Later in the week, a large flock of birds first heard then seen by the volcanologists revealed a rowboat drifting off the coast. As expected, the source of the birds' attention was in the boat—and unfortunately, the worst-case scenario was the case, for a rotting corpse was found. Although almost unrecognizable, the pony was obviously a male Saddle Arabian, and judging by his wear, a sailor too. The news spreads, and he is given a proper burial.
Second Week of the Month
Some foals are birthed. (+4 population)
The market space has been completed.
The search for Double Trouble brings up nothing. The investigation, however, while working with other law enforcement offices across Equestria, has produced some results.
Manehattan's detective chief, the very same who has been making the papers with his successful and ruthless methods of detecting criminals, had some time ago taken a mug shot of Double Trouble, who had been arrested for helping to instigate the Trotkins Square Park riot back during the Panic of 2008. Double Trouble is known to have an acquaintance, an earth pony mare named Trouble Clef (not to be confused with Treble Clef, another musician :^)), a famous high-class musician who left her life of high-society for radical politics, and who is known for her politically-charged music. She is more of a propagandist than anything, but is still under the eye of Equestrian law enforcement for her politics, as well as for her dealings with figures such as Double Trouble. Whether or not Double Trouble is doing this out of politics is not clear, as the Trotkins Square riot was less about the rights of workers and more about the actual desire for work. It's likely you won't be seeing him for a while.
I wonder where all the /leftypol/ horsefuckers went? I'm genuinely curious.No, I'm not "left-wing", nether "right-wing", neither "centrist", and neither "third-position", though I'd probably be considered "right-wing".
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No.317896
>>317895
Third Week of the Month
Trade has increased exponentially over the weeks, likely as Equestrian and Horsian have become more available as a result of the published dictionary, and as ponies have had more time to study the respective languages.
Great discovery! As the ports to Saddle Arabia closed, many poorer traders who rented ships were left stranded. Since the Saddle Arabians traded not only with Equestria and her allies, but the Empire as well, certain merchants have been privy to some state secrets of the Íppoi, secrets that the Imperials need materials for that cannot be produced in the Empire. And merchants can be bought, as was the case when al-Aziz Mustanjdir sold a secret to the celebrated chemist Doctor Mirabilis (Roger Bacon's scholastic accolade), who demonstrated the destructive power of this secret in front of the Equestrian court in Canterlot—the secret of black powder, or gunpowder. The secret has been shared with the Sultanate, and will be published publicly in a week.
As the process of refining minerals into potassium nitrate has been known to Equestrians for a long time, unlike the Imperials, Equestrians do not need to outsource their KNO3.
(Al-Aziz is supposed to be the Han merchant Li Yuan, who supposedly sold the secrets of gunpowder to a Korean alchemist by the name of Choe Mu-Seon. Problem is, "li" can mean different things in Chinese, from "powerful" to "beautiful"; the sound difference is slight. Yuan, as it seems, is "round". So I tried to translate "round" via google translate into Arabic, and got "mustadir", then I tried to ponify it by making it into "mustang", hence "mustanj", "mustadir" and "mustanj" being the romanized words shown under the google translate text box.)
Fourth Week of the Month
The average Dahlohneighgan's wealth is average. (Might be a good idea to start taxing them.)
The inn has been completed.
Later in the week, terrible news reaches your hall from Súthesterwella! Thousands of Saddle Arabian ships came all across the eastern shore, as well as the port town. At first, the Súthesterwellans and other Eardhorsians* had thought they were being attacked by the Saddle Arabians, and began to fire on the ships wherever they were…but a different threat became apparent—two-legged, hairless warriors emerged, bewildered by the sudden attack, and were more than a match for the ponies who charged at them. They call themselves "Romans", and after having taken Súthesterwella, are now conquering the lands westward, and have likely already encountered the Íppoi.
It is easy to become comfortable with the enemy you know, your familiar foes. But to discount the menaces that lurk beyond the known world is to risk a rude awakening that can become a nightmare. This nightmare is the Roman invasion.
*(I guess it should be "Eardhorsans" but it doesn't sound right, unlike "Eardhorsians".)
lol how else did the Íppoi become Christian? Time warps I guess. :^)
Date: Sunday, November 25th, 2015
Season: Fall
Government: Oligarchy
Government Funds: 466,345 ฿its
Government Budget:
Income: +~2,660 ฿its per month
Expenditure: - ~50 to 250 ฿its per year, -~150 ฿its per month
Food supply: Currently average (normal supplies +14)
Culture: Equestrian (Ponyville, Vanhoover/Tall Tale, Los Pegasus)
Policies: No unique policies.
Military/Security: 55 ponies: basic infantry and flight-lancers, mostly male; 15 of the 55 are currently unavailable (5 guarding the miners; 2 guarding the mine; 8 patrolling)
Infrastructure: Simple stone, grass/straw, and wooden structures, mostly homes; small farms, kitchen gardens, a communal dairy farm, and an acre of terrace; a network of mining tunnels with a cart system; Ponyville style; Equestrian-style eastern road; Eardhorsian-style western road
Technology: "Equestrian level" (as defined earlier in the thread), Greenhouses, Gunpowder
Population/Demographics: 634; male:female ~45:55; earth ponies ~49%, pegasi ~30%, unicorns ~21%; occupations ~52% foragers, farmers, individual or otherwise ~31% craftsponies ~8.5% military and security ~9% specialists, medical, political, etc.
Economic makeup of citizens: Average
Estimated political makeup of citizens: ~85% Celestians (mostly indifferent to politics, with ~20% more liberal and ~14% traditional; "Celestians" are just ponies who believe Celestia should rule), ~12% liberals (both in the classical sense and neo-liberalist sense, but largely neo-liberals), ~3% other
Contentment/current unrest (+/- respectively): +4
Options:
A) Improve Food
B) Improve Tech
C) Improve Infrastructure
D) Improve Military/Security
E) Improve Culture/Policies
F) Explore
G) Other (please specify)
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No.317897
Wew lad, hopefully this time it won't take so long, neither be so long.
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No.317901
>>317896
dangit I forgot to account for the extra content, +1
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No.317934
>They call themselves "Romans"
>(mfw)
A lot of interesting developments on the international stage, some as troubling as they are perplexing.
I don't like to think about it, but the situation in Saddle Arabia seems most dire, all current evidence suggests that these "Roman" creatures (How do we know their name?) have overrun the country, and have no plans of halting in their conquest. One small blessing is that they seems to be focusing their forces on Íppos for now, that should buy time for Equestria and her allies to prepare.
>al-Aziz Mustanjdir sold a secret to the celebrated chemist Doctor Mirabilis
>unlike the Imperials, Equestrians do not need to outsource their KNO3
I'm guessing they previously outsourced the chemicals from Saddle Arabia, with the trade cut off, they won't be able to produce more black powders, hopefully they will exhaust their current stockpile on the Roman invasion.
Of course, espionage is a two way street, it's a possibility that Íppos might also steal the secret of producing potassium nitrate from us. I hope whoever the diarchs employ as their spymaster is good at running counterintelligence.
Well, enough speculation on foreign matters, moving onto matters at home…
>First Week of the Month
>(Tell the other settlers that it's fine to move in?)
I vote Yea
>A representative from the powerful Orange family in Equestria has come to inquire about the mine
>prospectors overseeing the mines discover gold in the quartz they've been mining
This is good news, if we decide to sell the mine, the discovery of gold means we could up the asking price. I think the ponies responsible for the discovery should be rewarded with a handsome bonus.
I'm personally in favor of selling but I'm worried if it might be a short sighted decision. At first glance getting paid ฿100,000 seem like a far better deal than the meager ฿60 per month from our current exports, and it would take almost 140 years of operation at the current rate to match the offer made by the Oranges, obviously I am missing something. Before casting my vote, I would like to hear the inputs of other council members. In addition, I suggest commissioning a study into the profitability of the mine should we develop its operation in earnest. (i.e. how many ฿its per month in profit under optimal conditions, and how long the mine could operate before depletion)
>I wonder where all the /leftypol/ horsefuckers went? I'm genuinely curious.
I really really don't like all the real world politics in /pone/, it's already such a shitshow IRL I don't need it contaminating my colourful horses dammit
>Trade has increased exponentially over the weeks
>webm related
>Income: +~2,660 ฿its per month
>Expenditure: - ~50 to 250 ฿its per year, -~150 ฿its per month
Wow, we're just raking in bits, not bad.
(I think.)
(What's the rough ฿ to $ exchange rate? It's a bit hard trying to gauge whether something is too cheap or expensive.)
I think we can afford to do more infrastructure improvements, perhaps at a even larger scale than what we have done so far. If other council members have any suggestions?
>The average Dahlohneighgan's wealth is average. (Might be a good idea to start taxing them.)
On one hand, taxing is something all governments do, but on the other hand, our current income far outstrips the expenditure, so there doesn't seem to be a need for it currently. I think we can introduce the tax for now, but at a comparably low rate, so it won't deter any potential migrants too much.
>Military/Security
>15 of the 55 are currently unavailable, 8 patrolling
(I'm going to assume the guards rotate in and out of these position in shifts, rather than 15 unfortunate ponies stuck in their post 24/7 all day erryday)
The town has doubled in population since we first deployed the patrols, and now we also have traders coming in and out of the town. We should at least double the numbers on patrols and guarding the mine, and deploy another 4 near the market.
(Brining the number to 29/55: 5 guarding the miners; 4 guarding the mine; 4 guarding the market; 16 patrolling)
For the next month, let's see what improvements can be made to our culture/policies.
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No.317936
>>317934
>how do we know their names
(Presumably a pony overheard them speaking :^) Really I just wanted to rip the M2TW event, although in retrospect I could have said "human".)
(That's also only the exportation of sulfur that is worth ฿60.)
>/leftypol/
I don't either, but this is more in reference to the rise of Marxism prior to World War One.I asked about /leftypol/ mostly because I was curious. Having lurked the board, I think they're generally dicks, to put it pluntly. Nu/pol/ isn't much better. Anyway.
(For simplicity's sake, ฿ = $, just pretend $ are worth more. So, newspapers, for example, might be 1¢-5¢ a piece, instead of 75¢ to a dollar.)
>taxing
(The average Equestrian income tax rate was 0% before the war, and is now 30%, and will go back down afterwards. Well-to-do ponies and the nobility pay a regular income tax in order to vote on certain matters not governed by the Queens.)
(At the very least consider a tax on trade.)
>inb4 taxation is theft
:^)
>15 troops
(I think I mentioned that they do have regular shifts. It's just that, at any given time, there are 15 ponies who are doing "something".)
>policies
There's still the shared-wife penalty from before if you want to bring it up again desu~
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No.317946
>>317936
>/leftypol/
Yeah, I wasn't dissing on /leftypol/ in particular, just the general political labeling and smearing on /pone/ and 8chan to a larger extent, which I stay as far away from as possible.
>Presumably a pony overheard them speaking
(That would imply they speak Equestrian, or something similar, no?)
>in retrospect I could have said "human"
(I don't mind. Calling them Romans allows us players to draw from our existing knowledge and stereotypes, instead of needing to spend more words describing what they are like. A shortcut, if you will.)
(And I quite like how this little misunderstanding on the name adds to the roleplaying aspect of the game)
>There's still the shared-wife penalty from before if you want to bring it up
(No thank you. I probably should have seen that coming.)
(I only chose E because there doesn't seem to be anything else urgent and I wanted to see what it'd do)
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No.317947
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>>317946
>(That would imply they speak Equestrian, or something similar, no?)
(Not quite. I imagine that there might have been some proclamation, and they allowed some ponies to leave to spread the word. But, of course, they'd have to do some quick translation work to do it. Really, I ought to have put more thought into that, maybe "Romae". Maybe the ponies who heard that misheard it?)
Yes, I'm fully aware Sallow's empire is not literally Nova Roma.I wish Obsidian had more time with the game to implement Legion and NCR cities.
>(No thank you.)
:^)
(That's fine. Although there are still other council members that will disagree. The more unique culture and policies, the more Dahlohneighga might consider themselves separate from Equestria, especially during a time of competing ideologies, like nationalism. Obviously, the Queens will allow it, as long as you're not a heathen and will help your pony brethren.)
(Anyway, I hope you're enjoying this. I get worried that I might have scared some anons away somehow.)
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No.317950
>>317947
(Well I'll be the first to admit that when I first went into this, I wasn't expecting our involvement to indirectly embroil Equestria into a full blown war. But though my previous experience with RPGs is solely of the vidya game varirity, I understand these cyoa types are a lot more organic and volatile in their possibilities, thus was fully prepared to roll with the punches and contribute on the parts that I can deal with.)
(Namely the building/management part, being the uncultured swine that I am, most of the historical/lingual references and allusions probably flew right over my head.)
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No.317952
>>317946
>>317895
>tell the settlers that it's fine to move in?
Aren't our town under quarantine? Or I'm mistaking for other. Anyway, let's improve our culture first before accepting immigrants. Don't want our way of life diminished by some (((merchants))).
>(What do?)
Don't sell. In fact, who are the orange families? Maybe can make a better deal rather than selling potential moneymaker.
>dead SA on a boat
Sounds fishy. KIV for now. I don't think we have the capabilities to actually calculate and predict where it originated and do a serious search.
>Trotkins Square Riot
Hehehe
>>317896
>all those events
I love you, you cheeky homo faggot for trying your best to create events based on history and suddenly buttfuck us with no lube. No homo tho. That's haram
>>317934
>>First Week of the Month
>>(Tell the other settlers that it's fine to move in?)
>I vote Yea
I vote for not yet, hombre. Let's do what you say first. Improve Culture/Policies.
>I'm personally in favor of selling
I'm sorry to burden you, OP but what's our current minerals? I remember salt, sulphur, quartz and gold now. What else? Anyway, I would like to hold that thought for now. This is our only mine right now. We are living next to a bloody mountain. There might be more to come. I would like to know who exactly are the Oranges. Selling the mine means that they can claim whatever more they can find after buying it. I want to make sure that we don't lose land but can come a more profitable deal with them. Turning them down definitely not the best course of action.
>>317936
>>317946
>(No thank you. I probably should have seen that coming.)
You wuss. But it seems like we are in a manageable state that can support that, so I'll let this thing slide. Besides, no one really angery about it right now.
>>317947
>(The more unique culture and policies, the more Dahlohneighga might consider themselves separate from Equestria, especially during a time of competing ideologies, like nationalism. Obviously, the Queens will allow it, as long as you're not a heathen and will help your pony brethren.)
I'm not good at setting a clear image of a culture except for a core.
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No.317959
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No.318003
>>317952
>quarantine
(Los Pegasus. And, even if it were, these ponies want to make a town in the county pictured here [borderlines.png] >>317466)
>Orange Family
(Related to AJ, remember? They're from the east.)
http://mlp.wikia.com/wiki/Aunt_and_Uncle_Orange
(They want to buy it for the sulfur and salt, as they are in the agriculture and food business.)
Also, I'd like to think that, although the Apple Family isn't related to the Pear Family, that they still exist.
>boatman
That was a reference to the later Roman invasion.
>mines
(Sulfur, salt/halite, quartz, gold)
>>317959
(Hot beans!)
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No.318004
>>317947
>Dahlohneighga
(Wew, knew I was spelling it wrong.)
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No.318009
>>318003
I forgot. Anyway, I'm not a great business man but I rather we have a deal between them about the ores that they want. I prefer selling to them in huge quantities at a lower price like bulk selling rather than selling the mines.
We're mountain pones. The mines are ours.
>spoiler
You're saying SA got their ass domesticated by two legged hairless warriors?
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No.318023
>>318009
>We're mountain pones.
We haven't even been living here for more than a year…
But if you think there are further riches to be found in the mine, or that we have the technical and administrative know-how to ensure a profitable operation, I'll back your proposal.
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No.318031
>>318023
First, I feel like we don't have much geological knowledge/tech to predict whatever mineral that the mountain might have right now. Second, selling the rights of a mine is risky since they can just dig new tunnels and it will still be theirs unless we limit it.
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No.318081
>>317894
>She tells you that, like most diseases, mamra is a result of poor air quality, specifically from sewage build-up in crowded cities and towns. She advises you and your people to properly dispose of your waste, in order to keep diseases away.
Ok so the virus CAN be found in other waste material and is not exclusive to the urchins. This is pretty important and we should take this to the medical researchers and ask them to see if its similar to other viruses that propagate in pony waste sewage. Maybe it's similar to one of those but the virus evolved or something.
>Clearly, the Eardhorsians' medical knowledge appears to be…archaic, to say the least. They do not really have doctors, in fact, and most medical work is done by priests or apothecaries.
>diseases are caused by poor air quality
>medical work is done by priests or apothecaries
>archaic medical knowledge
Do the Eardhorsians' study Miasma Theory? Spooky pony plague doctors when?
>abhor butter
You take that back, butter is fucking delicious
>>317895
First Week
>Sopor outbreak
Wew I hope the tourists don't spread it literally everywhere
>A representative from the powerful Orange family in Equestria has come to inquire about the mine, as they wish to buy it for 100,000 ฿its.
>The prospectors overseeing the mines discover gold in the quartz they've been mining. Thankfully, they were smart about it and have kept quiet. In fact, if it weren't for a few loyal ponies, you likely would have had no idea!
Alright, this is a good thing. First off the council shouldn't be micromanaging all the business ventures in Dahloneighga, and eventually they should be privatized to create a free market and grow the economy. It was okay in the frontier phase since we were just exploring and finding usable resources to survive, but now that we have developed enough this is no longer necessary. The Orange family have the resources and manpower to develop the mines and the business they will bring will give the ponies actual paying jobs.
On the other hand, outsourcing this to outside investors will be screwing over any local entrepreneurs who wanted to make the mining thing their own venture and I'm also not entirely sure what the market value is for gold in Equestria since ponies seem to be able to just find shitloads of precious jewels and cover all their guards in gold armor. Considering the miners are the ones who work the mines and found all this shit we should at least hear their input before deciding, and the goats will have to be involved too due to our prior agreements. Lastly since our farms assuming any of them expand enough to put to market is technically competitors to the Oranges, so they might refuse to sell the salt and sulfer to them. I guess we'll have to consult the farmers too.
Second Week
>Double Trouble is a filthy fucking commie
>who_could_have_known.flv
Well he broke out of jail so he's a confirmed felon now. I doubt he moved back into Equestria proper and chances are that he slipped into Eardhors. We should let Ermen know so she can warn the Sultan that a seditious shit stirrer may be on the loose in his lands. It's the neighborly thing to do ^:)
Third Week
>gunpowder
It's nice that Equestria is now on a more even footing with the Empire thanks to this discovery but it'll still take a while to develop the weapons to utilize them.
Fourth Week
>Roman invasions
>A New Challenger Appears.png
So is this a three way war or is the Empire of Íppoi an ally of the Romans? Also mares getting hot monkey dickings when :^)
I say we Improve Military/Security. The breakout made it clear our facilities just aren't good enough and an increase in trade means an increase in ponies coming in and out, and ultimately an increase in security risks so we should recruit more guards too. unless the vacationing guards are willing to pitch in
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No.318095
Seconding >>318081 suggestion for the Orange business. Consulting the miners, goats and farmers.
You raised a good point about security, but improving culture should be up on the priority list. Do we even have an identity that we're not overwhelmed by the influx of visitors?
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No.318131
>>317896
>Sell the mine
I vote fuck no. I suspect it is about to become extremely valuable.
Since gunpowder was just revealed, it won't be long before the royal guard is going to want to use it for weapons. Guns aren't even the most obvious use, just make bombs that pegasi can drop on enemy infantry.
With this mine, we would have 2 of the 3 main ingredients (sulphur from the mine, charcoal can be made from burning timber from the nearby forest) and the last one, shouldn't be too hard to find in mountainous areas (its easy to extract saltpeter from bat guano, so all we need are a few caves with lots of bats), giving us a good chance to corner the market on the production of gunpowder and selling it to the royal guard.
Even if we aren't going to start producing the stuff for some reason, the price of these components is about to skyrocket, so selling the mine now would be stupid. A year from now it will likely be worth many times what they are offering now.
On a related note, can we get a prospector to work with some of the local goats to start looking for caves with enough bats to be useful for gathering guano?
>New settlers
I don't see any reason not to. But lets be sure to warn them about the fucking land urchins and to quarantine those stung by them to avoid contagion.
>The Romans a commin
Oh great, where's Hannibal Barca when you need him?
>Double Trouble
Let the Eardhorsians have him, then he's not our problem.
One last note, while I'm all for more security, if not outright fortifying and turning the whole landbridge into one big fortress, we do have another problem that noone seems to have noticed. By my counting, we have 105 foals in our town. Around 1 in 6 ponies is around a few months old, at most. We are going to need some kind of daycare system if we expect the mothers, presumably around another 1 in 6 of our population to contribute with anything but child rearing for the next year or two. We are also going to need some schools to educate the little fuckers a few more years down the road.
So how about we start discussing a plan for daycare, kindergartens and possibly schools, so when the little shits get older, we will know how to implement these things?
If for no other reason, then because around a third of our population is unable to work at the moment.
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No.318133
>>318131
>By my counting, we have 105 foals in our town. Around 1 in 6 ponies is around a few months old
(Holy fuck, already? I didn't realize we had that many births.)
( >>316665 You see what happens? You see what happens when you fuck a stranger in the alps? THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS )
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No.318276
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No.318286
>>318276
Maybe it's the endgame for us
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No.318290
>>318286
(No, I'm just a massive faggot. Hopefully I'll finish it by tomorrow.)
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No.318311
>>318290
(It's okay, take your time. Just check in with the thread once every few days so that we know you didn't get run over by a car or something)
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No.318387
(Next time I won't take so long. すみません。)
>BFV gets shit for muh diversity
>BF1 does not despite having the same issue
>normalfags who praise BF1 also shit on BFV, which isn't even out yet
>normalfags say BFV is not historically accurate
>normalfags also say BF1 is allowed to be historically inaccurate because the alternative would be "boring"
>what is Verdun
(I'm not defending EA or DICE, but that is absolutely hypocritical. I bet the game will be bad though, just like BF1.)
>>318009
>ass domestication
(Yes.)
>>317936
(*i.e. ฿its are worth about as much as the US dollar roughly a hundred years ago.)
(Soon the Equestrian government will send some ponies to inspect the economical situation of the town. If they believe the average Dahloneighgan is receiving a steady income, even if via trading, they will force the levied income tax onto your town for the duration of the war. An income tax is generally not needed, but a regular income tax can by some state power, at 20% for nobility, and at a minimum of 50,000 ฿its for non-nobles, paid annually. That does compound with levied taxes. I brought it up because if you were to have the ponies pay a regular income tax of your choosing, it should come up to 50,000, which indirectly buys your county votes [council members pay 50,000 annually to represent the people of the county] for the State Diet, which decides certain matters not governed by the Queens [practically nothing:^)], with certain matters needing at least the approval of the Diarchs.)
>>318081
>Miasma Theory and butter
(Well, that's the idea. I too like butter, but the Romans did not. I mentioned her hygienic behavior to signify Roman-like qualities [roads roads roads]. However, they are not "Roman" ponies, and in many ways, have more in common with Late-Medieval/Renaissance Europeans than anything, so to speak [i.e. burgeoning cultural refinement and extreme religious fervor].)
>>318131
(Land urchins were published. Most ponies know about them.)
>Barca
(Funny you should say that actually. Somepony already described is loosely based on him.)
Sunday, November 25th, 2015
You meet and decide to focus on improving culture by paying some ponies to make and sell Star Cook's goat cheese to traders and other passersby. (-150 ฿its in subsidies for the current and following months)
The townsponies are told about the offer, and many are visibly annoyed, and tell you not to sell it. You decline the offer to sell the mines. (I'm seeing the majority outright declining.)
You reward the four ponies who told you about the gold with 1,000 ฿its each. (-4,000 ฿its)
You decide to bolster the number of guards and patrols. Now, 5 ponies guard the miners, 4 guard the mine, 4 guard the market, and 16 ponies patrol.
You allow the foreigners to settle. With a population of about 590, they name it "New Manehattan". An earth pony stallion representative from the town, named "Money Grubber", has joined your court. (I'll be playing him and will end up discussing with you during meetings, though I suppose that's a given. A representative is needed because you run the capital of a county with multiple towns. Although they'll run their own town, they're part of your county.)
First Week of the Month
The Romans have halted their advance and are sandwiched between Íppoi and "allied" troops. Their earlier victories likely amounted to the degenerative state of Saddle Arabia, the fact that Eardhorsian forces were mostly focused towards the Íppos-Eardhors border, and simply the lack of experience fighting this new force. Whether or not there are more to come is of greatest concern for all equine factions at the moment, as although their equipment is not much different from any of ours, their species' anatomy, the size of their collective forces, and usage of larger, dumber equines unseen before still make them a formidable force. It doesn't help that there appears to be different variants of them, including hairy, ferocious man-beasts that are little different from bears. In fact, many of them wear the skins of bears.
The Sultanate is warned of Double Trouble.
The investigators have Trouble Clef questioned, but she says she hasn't met him since then, and what records are available concur with her testimony. She adds that he's a smart pony, and that you'll never get him.
In an attempt to copy and possibly improve one of the Íppoi's fýrspere (fire lance/spear), Equestrian engineers have developed a similar device, different in that it is smaller, uses metal instead of bamboo, and is not a spear at all. Dubbed a "fire cannon", based on existing pressure cannon designs. A larger version meant to be utilized as artillery has also been developed.
(I like to think that Pinkie Pie does have a party cannon, but I think it showed up in season 2, albeit early on. I also don't think she actually always carries it around, but anyway.)
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No.318388
>>318387
Second Week of the Month
Thankfully, the viral outbreak seems to be contained in Los Pegasus. After an extensive search of records, the ponies who caught it appear to have visited Dahloneighga prior. Apparently, not all ponies got the message about the danger of the land urchins.
New Manehattan has finished building most of its infrastructure and can call itself a proper town now.
Third Week of the Month
The Íppoi are said to have advanced through Roman-occupied lands, using their vulnerabilities to their advantage (diminishing manpower and general lack of knowledge). The Roman forces have begun pulling back to Súthesterwella as a result. The Íppoi are estimated to take Súthesterwella by the end of next week. Eardhorsian troops have been slowly pushing forward on fronts where Íppoi has been weakened as a result of their divided attention, with Equestrian and CE to launch an invasion by sea on the eastern coast.
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No.318389
>>318388
Fourth Week of the Month
Ermen has read through most of the books in the town hall's relatively small library. (She's a smart horse :^) ) Though mostly law books, she mentions that she finds Equestria to be rather complex, and therefore advanced. She's eager to explore the rest of the country when possible.
As the Íppoi had broken through the walls of Súthesterwella—of which the Romans gave little effort in defending—and had begun to charge through, a huge beam of light, much like lightening, appeared in front of the city's large temple, where a large pillar of smoke and been seen rising from not too long ago, and was quickly followed by a massive explosive sound, much like thunder, yet both the lightening and thunder were respectively larger, brighter, and louder than ever seen or heard before. No Eardhorsians were found in the city, as they had fled much earlier when the Romans first attacked, and when the Íppoi came to the temple, they had found piles of decapitated unicorn ponies, their blood clearly having been drained for some ritualistic purpose, as a large basin, which lay in front of a burnt pyre, was full with blood. The pyre, in which the charred remains of their heads were found, had been taken from inside the temple, and now stood at the center of the small plaza directly in front of the temple. Inside the temple, skinned earth pony males were strung upside-down along the walls, legs spread, their bellies sliced open and organs missing, likely having been immolated in the fire, and all missing portions of flesh from specific points along their bodies. Outside again, the severed wings of pegasi were nailed to trees in the temple garden, their corpses found in wells, public baths, and the personal baths of the richer ponies, including those in the Emir's manor. Soon afterwards, the Íppoi were completely taken by surprise when the ECE invasion force from the sea had decided to ambush their forces. The Íppoi retreated in disarray, and many captives were taken by ECE forces.
As the ECE had begun to clean up the city after having sent word to the Sultanate's forces, another huge beam of light appeared some distance into the northern forest. Scouts reported a much larger force of Romans than seen before, and from what can be gathered from the captives, there are much more than were garrisoned.
All unicorns nearby, in both instances of the light beam appearing, have reported a slight tingling sensation, indicating that the disturbance is most likely of magical origin. It is assumed that the massacre based at the temple—henceforth known as the "Midwinter Temple Massacre", having taken place on the solstice—had something to do with it. While the Íppoi "Stag" users are said to enact a ritual to invoke their "Stags", they would never go as far as these Romans have with their practices.
Date: Sunday, December 23rd, 2015
Season: Winter
Government: Oligarchy
Government Funds: 464,855 ฿its
Government Budget:
Income: +~2,660 ฿its per month
Expenditure: - ~50 to 250 ฿its per year, - ~150 ฿its per month, -150 ฿its for another month
Food supply: Currently average (normal supplies +14)
Culture: Equestrian (Ponyville, Vanhoover/Tall Tale, Los Pegasus, Dahloneighga)
Policies: No unique policies.
Military/Security: 55 ponies: basic infantry and flight-lancers, mostly male; 29 of the 55 are currently unavailable (5 guarding the miners; 4 guarding the mine; 4 guarding the market; 16 patrolling)
Infrastructure: Simple stone, grass/straw, and wooden structures, mostly homes; small farms, kitchen gardens, a communal dairy farm, and an acre of terrace; a network of mining tunnels with a cart system; Ponyville style; Equestrian-style eastern road; Eardhorsian-style western road
Technology: "Equestrian level" (as defined earlier in the thread), Greenhouses, Gunpowder
Population/Demographics: 634; male:female ~45:55; earth ponies ~49%, pegasi ~30%, unicorns ~21%; occupations ~52% foragers, farmers, individual or otherwise ~31% craftsponies ~8.5% military and security ~9% specialists, medical, political, etc.
Economic makeup of citizens: Average
Estimated political makeup of citizens: ~85% Celestians (mostly indifferent to politics, with ~20% more liberal and ~14% traditional; "Celestians" are just ponies who believe Celestia should rule), ~12% liberals (both in the classical sense and neo-liberalist sense, but largely neo-liberals), ~3% other
Contentment/current unrest (+/- respectively): +5
Options:
A) Improve Food
B) Improve Tech
C) Improve Infrastructure
D) Improve Military/Security
E) Improve Culture/Policies
F) Explore
G) Other (please specify)
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No.318397
>>318387
How's Verdun?
>including hairy, ferocious man-beasts that are little different from bears. In fact, many of them wear the skins of bears.
The Gauls?
>I also don't think she actually always carries it around
WRONG
>>318388 (checked)
>>318389
ECE?
>Roman rituals
I have no knowledge of this.
>huge beam of light and lightning
Did fucking ZeusJupiter exist in this mythical world as well?
I guess we should introduce tax by now but at a small percentage. Just to bring them up to speed to the eventual 30%.
Let's improve our Security/Military, or did we did that in the last round since the improvement of guards? If not, let's do that. I suggest send our trainers to learn from the war camp?
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No.318400
>>318397
Just notice ECE is Equestria and Crystal Empire. Where's the Earhord?
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No.318407
>>318400
Eardhorsians didn't launch a sea assault.
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No.318410
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>318397
I decided to include the addition to the guard-patrol ranks, because that's too simple of a task and the ponies are already there.
Verdun only suffers from the Unity engine. Otherwise, it's pretty good.
(Too big and I cannot into webm, but prime example of how games that try to be historically accurate to a degree can be fun: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WtVZC3BWTk)
>Jupiter
Well…..
>The Gauls?
Embed related.
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No.318439
>>318410
>Embed related
Not only the Romans are here, but the fucking vikings? You really like to go big and ambitious
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No.318446
>Dimension-hopping Roman legions that utilizes mass blood rituals
This is terrifying.
>>318397
>Did fucking ZeusJupiter exist in this mythical world as well?
I think the implication is that's their trans-dimension teleport magic. I think the "Midwinter Temple Massacre" is the remaining Roman forces in the city retreating back to their home dimension. I get shivers just thinking about the number of sacrifices needed to launch this invasion. This is some WH40K shit
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No.318449
>>318439
(Well, the idea is that they're mercenaries fighting as auxiliaries. Berserkers.)
>>318446
>This is some WH40K shit
(I like "grimderp" too.)
(The rituals are a mix of different Roman and Celtic-Germanic rituals, even some later ones to Mars. Since all the had were ponies with them, they used them instead of oxen or other humans. So, I guess IRL is Warhammer 40k :^) )
Doe, doe, doe and her children too….
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No.318567
Well, waited long enough. I'm going to assume the others had work and, thanks to the bad timing of the influx from 4ch, thought the thread had not been touched since.
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No.318669
>>318567
;_;
Alright, here it is.
>>318449
*Although in all seriousness, I'm just taking what I know about how sacrifices were done, to animals and humans. The bit about the pegasi, for example, was supposedly done to humans by the Goths, with arms instead of wings, the burnt unicorns Celtic, and the earth ponies, Roman, using them instead of fertile oxen. The bit about the pegasi corpses in water was for more strategic purposes.
Sunday, December 23rd, 2015
You decide to improve your military force. You send the soldiers' trainers to pick up on the military doctrines of all "allied" forces. Although your force is better than an average militia, it would not hurt to improve it, after all, considering your location in the world.
You also decide to introduce a small annual 5% income tax.
Money Grubber agrees and asks that the drill instructors train fifty fresh New Manehattanite recruits. He adds that New Manehattan has a small navy of warships owned by some merchants that is expected to arrive by the next week.
Money Grubber agrees with the tax, understanding where it should lead….
Ermen departs for a tour of the country.
First Week of the Month
More and more gold is being found in the mines, which the prospectors are quite happy with. However, the goats are claiming that, since they've been doing the majority of the mining work, they should have most of the gold. They refuse to work until they get their fair share. (-60 ฿its after this month)
The ponies do not mind the slight tax.
The invasion force has decided to retreat back by sea, then to the north, in order to bolster their ranks with Eardhorsian troops as a result of the recently-enforced Roman army, as well as due to a desire to be near the camp and supply lines.
The merchant warships arrive in New Manehattan, and number 12 total, equipped with air cannons and air-powered harpoon guns.
Second Week of the Month
New Year's Eve is celebrated on Monday, with much joy. (+1 content)
Third Week of the Month
In a twist of fate, the Romans narrowly lost what otherwise would have been a disastrous defeat for the "allies". After a long and bloody battle, the "allies" were saved by an attack from the Íppoi, who attacked from the Roman's left-rear. They routed back to the port town due southwest, as the "allies" quickly retreated to safety, as the Íppoi were distracted by the fleeing Romans. (Marked on the map.)
As the cold of winter has long had time to settle, by now, the greenhouses have proved themselves with flying colors. Now, the townsponies can enjoy fresh food besides imports or what had been preserved.
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No.318670
>>318669
Fourth Week of the Month
The investigation of Double Trouble has basically gone nowhere. It is assumed he is hiding in the Sultanate, but it's just as possible he's in the lands of the Griffons.
The death toll of those afflicted in Los Pegasus is estimated to be about ~300 of the roughly ~100,000 population. The city has suffered immensely as a result of the sudden drop in population, the victims being largely poorer factory workers. The tight living spaces of the city's tenements and lack of proper waste disposal in the slums are being blamed for the rapid infection rate. Cloudsdale's cleanliness programs are being compared, with many claiming that the deaths could have easily been prevented.
The trainers have returned and have begun drilling the force on what they've learned, with the force's current equipment. They've also inspected New Manehattan, and are glad to hear about the 50 Manehattanite recruits as well as the warships, and request that you expand the military of the county thusly:
-Hire 50 suitable mercenaries to bolster the ranks of both towns
-Purchase or build 8 defensive black powder artillery and find ponies able to operate them; 3 for Dahloneighga, 5 for New Manehattan
-Purchase or build 20 fire cannons to equip a portion of the entire force
-Purchase or make thicker steel-plate armor to equip at least the spearmen
-Purchase or make stronger and longer spears for the ground force, i.e. unicorns and earth ponies
They've estimated the total costs to be roughly between ~70,000 and ~95,000 ฿its. They've also recommended to Money Grubber that a wall should be built around New Manehattan.
Sunday, January 20th, 2016
Money Grubber mentions that,
>"Although I like the idea of expanding the military, it seems a bit too unnecessarily costly, although, if we do expand the military enough, and when the ponypower* becomes higher, we might be able to charge for our services…."
Remembering that the force is not your personal military, and realizing his foolishness, he adds,
>"Or, of course, we might be able to offer service for the Queens, as we'll then obtain much more political power, as per the law. Then we won't need that income tax…."
His sentence trails off.
*i.e. manpower
Date: Sunday, January 20th, 2016
Season: Winter
Government: Oligarchy
Government Funds: 467,115 ฿its
Government Budget:
Income: +~2,600 ฿its per month, +60 ฿its only for this month
Expenditure: - ~50 to 250 ฿its per year, - ~150 ฿its per month
Food supply: Currently average (normal supplies +12)
Culture: Equestrian (Ponyville, Vanhoover/Tall Tale, Los Pegasus, Dahloneighga)
Policies: No unique policies.
Military/Security: 55 ponies: basic infantry and flight-lancers, mostly male; familiar with a multitude of fighting styles and formations; 29 of the 55 are currently unavailable (5 guarding the miners; 4 guarding the mine; 4 guarding the market; 16 patrolling)
Infrastructure: Simple stone, grass/straw, and wooden structures, mostly homes; small farms, kitchen gardens, a communal dairy farm, and an acre of terrace; a network of mining tunnels with a cart system; Ponyville style; Equestrian-style eastern road; Eardhorsian-style western road
Technology: "Equestrian level" (as defined earlier in the thread), Greenhouses, Gunpowder
Population/Demographics: 634; male:female ~45:55; earth ponies ~49%, pegasi ~30%, unicorns ~21%; occupations ~52% foragers, farmers, individual or otherwise ~31% craftsponies ~8.5% military and security ~9% specialists, medical, political, etc.
Economic makeup of citizens: Average
Estimated political makeup of citizens: ~85% Celestians (mostly indifferent to politics, with ~20% more liberal and ~14% traditional; "Celestians" are just ponies who believe Celestia should rule), ~12% liberals (both in the classical sense and neo-liberalist sense, but largely neo-liberals), ~3% other
Contentment/current unrest (+/- respectively): +6
Options:
A) Improve Food
B) Improve Tech
C) Improve Infrastructure
D) Improve Military/Security
E) Improve Culture/Policies
F) Explore
G) Other (please specify)
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No.318684
>>318669
Too bad, OP. So far I'm seeing 2-4 people replying to the updates so far. I guess they think it's too far into the series to give some input.
>Money Grubber agrees and asks that the drill instructors train fifty fresh New Manehattanite recruits. He adds that New Manehattan has a small navy of warships owned by some merchants that is expected to arrive by the next week.
This is good news.
>>318670
>The trainers have returned and have begun drilling the force on what they've learned, with the force's current equipment. They've also inspected New Manehattan, and are glad to hear about the 50 Manehattanite recruits as well as the warships, and request that you expand the military of the county thusly:
>They've estimated the total costs to be roughly between ~70,000 and ~95,000 ฿its. They've also recommended to Money Grubber that a wall should be built around New Manehattan.
Although that's around 1/4 of our budget but I think that's a good investment considering the state of war right now.
>Money Grubber mentions that
Always the jew, eh. Though, he have some good idea but, I'm not sure I want this country to be a country of mercenaries. At the very least, I want it to be fortified so that it can withstand whatever ground forces that may come to us when push come to shove.
For our next cycle, I want to send out a team of sailors/explorer to see the seas on the north. Specific orders not to land but to map out the coast but we're in a bloody war thus I'll wait for other council members for their input.
If it's too dangerous, improving our tech would be nice.
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No.318692
>>318684
(Anyone can come in. I paused for a while mostly because of 4chan going down and the sudden increase in shitposting. I was worried the thread would be molested.)
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No.318701
>>318670
>>318684
Hold up. I question the utility of these equipment upgrades. Our militia currently serves in a policing/law-enforcement capacity, barring civil unrest these equipment are way too overkill.
And if the town ever have the need to face the invaders head on, it means they would have already made their way past the Sultanate and the ECE encampment to our east. If that come to pass it's unlikely there's much we could do except to evacuate ahead of time.
On the other hoof, if our location does have strategic value, shouldn't it be the Crowns' decision whether to fortify and bolster its defenses?
>see the seas on the north
The area should be free of the current conflict. However, we don't have any existing settlement/infrastructures on the beaches to our north. Any explorations by sea will have to be launched from Vanhoover.
(A question regarding tactics being employed against the Romans: Whatever the vertical range the Roman's bow have, I got a feeling a pegasus can fly higher than that. If so, is such an advantage being exploited by the Equine forces? While conventional bombs might be beyond their current technology level, I think rudimentary firebombs wouldn't be too hard to pull off.
I'm thinking large bomber squadrons making nightly raids on their camp. The Romans won't be able to keep a camp going for long if their men keep getting napalmed in their sleep.)
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No.318703
>>318701
You do have a point. I guess I gave into the warring mood. I forgot that we're a state in a Kingdom. Although, we could bolster our military and like Money Grubber says, bolster our political power as well. Though, I do want some defenses for any sea attack. We're close to shore and not to mention our "power" source need to be guarded as well.
(Those are good ideas. I guess it'll go under improved tech.)
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No.318704
>>318703
I concede the point you raised regarding our need for more coastal defenses. Perhaps cut down the proposed upgrades to something that can hold off a scouting party or a small probing attack? I'm thinking 2 artilleries and the ponies to operate them for New Manehattan, and 10 fire cannons split between the two settlements?
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No.318706
>>318704
Up that artilleries to 4 and that should be good.
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No.318709
>>318701
>>318704
Since you guys are finally coming around to my earlier points about the need to fortify in case the war comes to us, consider the scale of the war.
What difference is a dozen guns on the shore going to make if an entire fleet shows up? Sink 1 or 2 ships? What is 100 soldiers (if we expand our guards like requested) going to make when an entire legion of Romans (4.0000 to 5.000 soldiers) show up?
Simply put, we are nothing more than a random village in a strategic location, as far as this war is concerned.
Instead of trying to create an army that could never hope to be relevant in size, why not invite the Royal Guard in? If we request a railway that could connect us to the rest of Equestria, it would make it easier to supply and reinforce the armies Equestria already has in the field.
If we could get the Royal Guard to set up a supply base for its airships on a mountain near our town, they could ship in supplies on the trains and fly them to where they are needed with their airships from here.
This would also encourage the Royal Guard to fortify the area to defend these installations.
On the commercial side, getting a train to run out here would make it far easier for new settlers to get here from Equestria and for us to sell shit back to Equestria. The large influx of soldiers and support personnel for opperating the military bases around our town would also be an economic boon and grow our town.
In short, the Royal Guard has every reason to want to do this and it will greatly help the town.
Until we can get a huge investment like that however, I doubt any defences or forces we could muster on our own would make much difference.
Maybe we could entice some griffons to come and settle the mountain to work as mercenaries in return for some of all that gold we are digging up?
Do we get enough random gems from the mine to hire some diamond dogs instead? I bet they'd boost the mines production and would make good combat engineers in a pinch given how fast they can dig.
Lastly, did we come to any decisions on my proposal for setting up daycare/kindergartens for all those foals we have around?
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No.318729
>>318709
And as I mentioned previously, setting up a railway that connects to the rest of the system might be difficult with our location. ( >>317520 )
The royal guards already have a camp near us to our east. And that's where they built the rail line to. Makes sense too since they want a large, flat, terrain as a staging area for all the troops and logistical support heading into Eardhors.
But should they ever lose that camp, it's possible that the guards will fallback to Dahloneighga, however I think it's unlikely that the Eardhorsians will lose that much ground.
Which is why I agreed with other council member on our need for coastal defense. If the Romans decide to launch an attack on Equestria by sea, we only need enough firepower as a deterrence to make them consider the peninsula south, south-east of New Manehattan as a better landing site. Or just hold them off long enough for the ECE troops from the nearby camp to respond.
I'm all for building the daycare though.
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No.318738
>>318709
What >>318729 said. They have already constructed a camp near us and railway towards it.
>Lastly, did we come to any decisions on my proposal for setting up daycare/kindergartens for all those foals we have around?
I did not notice this before. Sure, sounds good. Allow some foals to be taken away by the military to be trained and become elite soldiers/Janissariesnah
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No.318753
>>318729
Wasn't that camp mostly temporary? I was thinking more of a permanent dock for airships connected to a railway, to make it easier for the royal guard to bring in supplies form Equestria.
More pressingly is the need to start large scale fortifications BEFORE the war is on our doorstep, since building such defences could take years. Hence the question isn't "are we about to be invaded" but rather "will we be invaded in the next 2 to 3 years?"
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No.318765
>>318753
There's no mention of the permanence of the camp, but as it's still on the latest version of the map, I choose to believe it will remain there at least for the duration of the war.
>"will we be invaded in the next 2 to 3 years?"
That's the million bits question, isn't it? I don't know, I'm personally of the opinion that it's too soon to tell, and I don't want to sink money and skilled workponies into something that may never see any action.
>>318670
(GM my dude, can we get an estimate of how long and how many bits such a stone fortification around our settlement would take? Also, I'm curious to know what's the current public opinion of the war from within Equestria?)
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No.318806
>>318701
>bombs
(Not invented yet. Fireworks seen in "Best Night Ever" are done during the opening musical sequence and can be reasonably assumed (because of the sort of trail they leave behind as they rise; plus, there were somewhat similar displays by both the Wonderbolts and Celestia) to be the result of unicorns, and being magic, can create such displays without the dangers that come with fireworks. Also, Duke "Prince" Bluebood was orphaned and was adopted by Celestia with a fake story about him being a distant nephew, because I forgot to count him earlier on :^) I miss how the Mane Six were rather misfit ponies.)
(If anything, the pegasi, besides air-to-ground lance-charges, use lightening to their advantage. I don't know how I hadn't really thought of it, especially since you don't seem to need a real large cloud to at least cause minor burns and disorientate the enemy, even if only a group of them.)
>318131
(I should ask—was bat guano ever used outside of the American Civil War? The problem is that harvesting KNO3 from bat guano is, to my knowledge, inefficient, and was not commonly used as a source. The only time I've seen it used extensively was by the Confederacy during the Civil War, who had a shortage of supplies and had to result to bat caves.)
>>318765
(That's New Manehattan's problem mostly, since you're on a mountain, and they're on the coast. But in your case, up to 1 year and roughly over 50,000 ฿its, simply because of the size and location. I'll update the area in tomorrow's update.)
(The camp might evolve into a fort after the war.)
(Should update the current public opinion. They believe it's a just war but do not like the ratio of losses to victories, and are on edge about the mysterious Romans.)
I sleep nao
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No.318807
>>318806
Thanks. Good night.
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No.318926
>>318806
(The bit about bat guano meant for >>318131)
>tomorrow
>implying
(Blast it, not again. Hopefully I didn't screw something up here….)
(Anyway, settlement update.)
>>318709
>gold
(Well, what you have left anyway. The goat miners are on strike, remember? Although they're still getting milked and eating the salt :^) )
Sunday, January 20th, 2016
You decide to improve tech.
You decide to obtain 20 fire-cannons, and petition the town's blacksmiths to make the barrels, and they'll be done by the end of next week, at a cost of 600 ฿its total. 4 artillery-cannons for 30,000 ฿its. Since the artillery pieces are for New Manehattan, they work something out and eventually make the purchase from elsewhere in the country.
You send a letter and the appropriate costs (-1 ฿it) asking for a place in some newspaper advertisements, to advertise for soldier-settlers, with a gold offering.
You have a daycare begin construction, with plenty of ponies willing to take the new jobs when the place is ready. Cost is 610 ฿its for all the equipment and the building itself.
First Week of the Month
Some of the blacksmiths are worried about the way the fire-cannon diagram says to smelt the metal for the weapon, having tested one and nearly been killed by the poor metal breaking apart during firing. They've begun using available metallurgic technologies that, whether due to miscalculations on the part of the inventors of the weapon, or simply because of the quality of iron used, were not already part of the diagram.
The blacksmiths almost killed come up with an idea, and try enclosing blackpowder in a hollow cast iron ball with a hole at the top, attaching a slow-burning wick in the hole. The weapon is meant mostly to send metal fragments in the area of the enemy. They call it a bomb, based on its similarity in design with show magicians' smoke bombs.
Many of the prospectors have been forced to mine themselves, but as there are quite a few of them, progress has been very slow. Although the goats refuse to mine without gold-pay, they're still licking salt and being milked. Since not much salt is being mined, the surplus being sold to the Equestrian army is quickly dwindling, which might affect their rationing and slow them down. (-600 ฿its next month)
Second Week of the Month
Fire-cannons finished. They're distributed and the soldiers trained.
The Íppoi claimed the vacant Súthesterwella. The "allied" forces, unable to do much at the time, had to let them have the city. They were able to capture some patrols, and made out that most of the Romans sailed away before the Íppoi could catch many, but they did catch some, and are interrogating them.
Mercenaries arrive, but there are much more than expected, and they're all members of the Black Band, a mercenary company. They were exiled from the Kingdom of the Griffish Isles for refusing to return after they were loaned to the prosperous Griffonstone during a minor war between griffon factions, and left Griffonstone when the city-state was sacked and the king killed. Enemies of most griffon states, they now wish to live in Equestria, and what better place than that closest to the Equestrians' war, where they may continue to do what they're good at? You give them some gold, and they settle in the mountains to the north. (+70 mercenaries, not including the 43 baggage train griffons that follow them)
(Although Trottingham is in the Griffish Isles, it is an Equestrian settlement.)
(Well, I think Diamond Dogs are too wild/criminal to be working legally [as in, they're prone to breaking laws even if a pony might have hired them completely within the law, to work within the law]. Plus, I doubt the townsponies would be too happy having them around. What if a few get drunk and rape a pony?)
Later in the week, some of the goats are really angry that gold was given to others, but not them. They've begun defecating places where they ought not in retaliation—on the face of buildings, nearby eateries, near the stockpile, et cetera. Many of the ponies who milk the she-goats express a special disgust, as they have been defecating on them as they work their udders. The ponies aren't going to stop milking them though, as a result of the benefits from it. (-2 content)
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No.318927
>>318926
(*forgot bomb; image shows a fragmentation bomb from the Ming Dynasty, though those black dots are supposed to be metal pellets, which the pony bomb does not have)
Third Week of the Month
Daycare reaches completion. The townsponies are generally glad they have some more free time. (+1 content)
First batches of cheese are finished, and are sold to traders. They become very popular, and the news spreads.
Artillery pieces arrive.
The "allies" have successfully kept the enemy at bay via bottleneck points. They hope to take the city back as soon as possible.
Fourth Week of the Month
Ermen returns exhausted and sleeps. She disappears the next morning. Guards say she quietly left at dawn, merely eating a chunk of bread for breakfast.
There's a commotion in the marketplace. A blonde-haired, white-coated earth pony mare, covered in blood and what appears to be mud, is pulled off a bleeding, unconscious goat by guards. The goat is quickly carried off to the medical center, and as they arrest her, she shouts "Gas ze Tartarus-spawn!"
Some of the townsponies shout in agreement, with others shaking their heads.
Some of the guards, who saw the whole thing, tell you that the goat relieved himself onto her hind legs while she was bartering. Since she was provoked, she hasn't committed any crime. However, the goats are furious over the event, with the reasoning that none of that would have happened had they gotten their fair share of gold. The goat's injuries are non-lethal, but it will take some time to heal.
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No.318928
Sunday, February 17th, 2016
Unexpectedly, the captain of the Black Band, a grizzled, gentlemanly griffon named George Longcoat I took "Georg Langenmantel" to mean "George Longcoat", arrives, bows, and says,
>"Good day sirs, sorry for coming without word, but I thought I should be here today as I was, seemingly correctly, told you meet this day of the week every month. I hope to make myself useful in any way, with my experience with warfare."
He nods and then sits in a vacant seat.
Afterwards, Money Grubber says,
>"Well, New Manehattan has finished its port, even if small, with money donated from one of the merchant residents. Obviously we can expand it later, but it is enough for now."
He adds,
>"We've been getting traders from Los Pegasus, and it's been making us quite a bit of money. We ought to discuss building better passage from here to New Manehattan."
After a pause, he asks,
>"I don't mean to be nosy, but why do you think that, er, that earth pony, 'Erman', left so suddenly?"
Date: Sunday, February 17th, 2016
Season: Winter
Government: Oligarchy
Government Funds: 468,248 ฿its
Government Budget:
Income: +~2,000 ฿its per month, +~600 ฿its for this month (left-over salt is dwindling)
Expenditure: - ~50 to 250 ฿its per year, - ~150 ฿its per month
Food supply: Currently average (normal supplies +12)
Culture:
Dahloneighga: Equestrian (Ponyville, Vanhoover/Tall Tale, Los Pegasus, Dahloneighgan)
New Manehattan: Equestrian (Manehattan)
Policies: 5% annual income tax for both Dahloneighga and New Manehattan
Military/Security: 175 total
55 ponies in Dahloneighga: basic infantry and flight-lancers, mostly male; familiar with a multitude of fighting styles and formations; 29 of the 55 are currently unavailable (5 guarding the miners; 4 guarding the mine; 4 guarding the market; 16 patrolling)
50 ponies of similar structure in New Manehattan, including a navy of 12 merchant warships, armed with air-cannons and air-powered harpoon guns
70 griffon mercenaries camped to the north (not including 43 baggage train)
Infrastructure: Simple stone, grass/straw, and wooden structures, mostly homes; small farms, kitchen gardens, a communal dairy farm, and an acre of terrace; a network of mining tunnels with a cart system; Ponyville style; Equestrian-style eastern road; Eardhorsian-style western road
Technology: "Equestrian level" (as defined earlier in the thread), Greenhouses, Gunpowder, better fire-cannons than the rest, artillery, bombs
Population/Demographics:
Dahloneighga: 634; male:female ~45:55; earth ponies ~49%, pegasi ~30%, unicorns ~21%; occupations ~52% foragers, farmers, individual or otherwise ~31% craftsponies ~8.5% military and security ~9% specialists, medical, political, etc.
New Manehattan: 593
Economic makeup of citizens: Average
Estimated political makeup of citizens:
Daholoneighga: ~85% Celestians (mostly indifferent to politics, with ~20% more liberal and ~14% traditional; "Celestians" are just ponies who believe Celestia should rule), ~12% liberals (both in the classical sense and neo-liberalist sense, but largely neo-liberals), ~3% other
New Manehattan: N/A
Contentment/current unrest (+/- respectively):
Dahloneighga: +5
New Manehattan: N/A
Options:
A) Improve Food
B) Improve Tech
C) Improve Infrastructure
D) Improve Military/Security
E) Improve Culture/Policies
F) Explore
G) Other (please specify)
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No.318936
>>318926
*(Should mention that the terrace farm should be larger, and the farms on the ground should be smaller—they're merged personal farms. Just felt like I needed to clear that up.)
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No.318948
>>318926
>>318927
>>318928
I thought we have given some golds to the goats. How about we open a negotiation table with them? I'm sure we can come to an agreement. I mean, what are they going to do with the gold? Sure, hoarding is a thing but we can use it for so much more. At least they get to keep some. I don't think they're the type to hoard everything. So far they are contempt with getting salts.
>mercs
Didn't we agreed to only do some of those? Or it was compulsory and I've been tricked?
Anyway, I'm not sure what to do with them. Train our guards. Sure, that might be great for now but they might feel unused. Since they are griffons and probably fly higher than the pegasi, I do want them to do behind the lines ops. Interrupt supply chains and all that.
>Ermen
Following her secretly might be a bad idea. I propose of sending a squad of pegasi to act as search team and messenger. At least ask her what's habbening.
I want to improve our infrastructure. Get those civil engie workin.
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No.318952
Totally forgot about the damn goats… Have they at least said how much/what percentage of gold they are asking? Between working the gold and salt mines and using their milk for cheese making, I'm afraid they are somewhat indispensable to our economy. They are about the only few things unique to our culture, I'll be damned to see that go. The cheese must flow.
>The mercs
(How much are we paying them? I don't see it listed in the monthly expenditure.)
To Longcoat: "Glad to have you with us, old chap. We'll be counting on your experience in the defense of our county, hence, I want you to be as up to date as you can on the movement and capabilities of both the Íppos and the Roman forces, and advise the council on the hiring, upgrade, and placement of our defences as you see fit."
>Bomb
This will surely be the Wunderwaffe to turn the tides of war henceforth in our favor! Quick, invite whichever top brass we can get from the royal guards here for a demonstration. If all goes well we can get this war wrapped up by Hearth's Warming! That sweet sweet military contract for supplying them with the munition will just be a serendipitous bonus ^:)
>Ermen >>318948
I'm not sure she's done anything to warrant our suspicion, there could be many legitimate reasons for her to leave in haste. If she had not shared her reasons with us we probably have no business knowing, I fear having scouts chase her down for questioning won't put us in a good light.
To Money Grubber: "If you have any suspicions, or know something we don't, do share it with the rest of us."
>blonde-haired, white-coated earth pony
(nice aryanne cameo)
Escalating racial (speicial?) tension? Great, just the thing we need…
We should address this growing rift in our community, but I just don't know how…
For the following month, I also vote for improving the town infrastructure. (How's our inn and market doing?)
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No.318963
>>318952
You're right. To earn trust, one have to trust first, eh?
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No.318967
>>318948
>Or it was compulsory and I've been tricked?
(Compulsory? How do you mean? Forcing something like that on the players unfairly isn't good GMing. I had more simply because of a dice roll, since there wasn't an explanation of how you were going to get your mercenaries. I'll start marking dice rolls.)
>I thought we have given some golds to the goats.
Nope:
>>317934
>I think the ponies responsible for the discovery should be rewarded with a handsome bonus.
(The prospectors, i.e., the ponies overseeing them, got a bit reward for spilling the beans about the gold.)
(Also, since the goats are not being quiet about the gold, be wary of the potential for that information to spread to other parts of the world.)
>I mean, what are they going to do with the gold?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmlYe2KS0-Y
They just want gold. They are a species that shit on ponies when they're not satisfied, do you really think they have a plan in mind?
>>318952
>merc payment
(I was told they would be offered a bit of gold and a place to settle. A bit like the Hessian turncoats during the American War for Independence.)
>>318952
>market
(Doing fine….)
>inn
Fuck I completely forgot. hahaha good thing there's such a thing as tax/administrative inefficiency. Just add 1,000 bits to the budget, as that seems to be the correct number.
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No.318968
>>318967
I don't remember we agreed to having any mercs. At least through votes. I remember an anon wanting mercs but another anon and I settled for fire cannons and arty. Hence my confusion. Or they just came here because there's a war going on.
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No.318969
>>318968
>to having
I need sleep
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No.319004
>>318968
(Well, yeah. Only a few. But how you were going to obtain these mercenaries was unclear, so I had an advertisement and then did a roll for who would come. And besides, the group isn't asking for much.)
>>318952
(*Forgot)
Longcoat nods, and Grubber shakes his head.
>"I'm just curious is all."
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No.319196
Bumpan for more council members
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No.319273
Looks like death has come for us, OP. There goes another adventure. Like ponies in Wasteland
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No.323014
>>319273
Sorry, if you're reading this, I would have come back after a few months (long story short, couldn't find the energy because I really, really don't like this website anymore), but recently we've been flooded with even more foreigners, so I cannot be bothered. Real shame. I wanted to (if all the ideas I presented wasn't enough proof), but I can't stand this retarded faggotry anymore.
If things get better, I might come back. Otherwise, adiós.
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No.323233
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No.323268
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No.323291
>>323014
If it's any consolation, I won't miss you at all.
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