Smokin' Aces: Silent Bob has essential evidence for the FBI; but a million dollar hit fee, will draw huge flies. Detective Comics, says Spider Spry, to the Fly.
James Bond 007: A suit against the air mail of the New England region, has cut us off from the United States, and placed us with Saddam Hussein; but a single bauble hire of a Commodore, will make the wrong things right; Admiral Marcus Garvey, has stolen the pot yet again. Paid in 2000 dollars worth of EBT and lobster.
Super Troopers: The AFL-CIO is here, and "The Empire Strikes Back"; can Darth Vader, descend to Luke Skywalker, and beat his own father, the US Navy; selling LSD "bunk", the re-straightenizer; not the gay virus, the Hindu Dindu.
American Ultra: The British Constable's unit, is here to ask, "do you think I'm sexy". The film says yes; but Ted Bundy says no.
Pressure: Obama was a training operation, says Russian Intelligence; we took a French stage magician, and fucked him up the ass in prison, and now he's General Eisenhower. He has to consult his top expert on Adolf Hitler, "The Batman".
