in honor of our little dedicated thread glownigger, I wrote a greentext story
>be me, wagie airman basic at eglin air force base
>paid the minimun
>work is all boring bureocracy, zero of the action from the fake military advertising
>still wear camo suit in office for reasons
>shitpost on 4chan during break time
>shitposting is the only joy of the work day
>the sergeant catches me shitposting on 4chan
>shit i'm getting martial trial'd
>tell the sergeant i'm actually investigating extremism online
>the sergeant buys it
>i'm safe
>the sergeant then demands a report on the online extremism investigation
>write the shitposting report
>a new anti online extremist unit is formed
>i'm in the new unit
>work now is about shitposting on 4chan all the day
>seems good
>time goes by, shitposting is no longer fun, just one more boring part of bureocracy
>have to write shitposting reports every day
>running out of ideas to justify it, can only escalate the threat
>lost the only enjoyable thing there was in this job
>envy the fuckers who still shitpost freely without a sergeant asking them daily reports
>gets called glownigger by the happy shitposting fuckers
>the airforce memetic warfare unit has declared the main goal is to demoralize everyone posting on 4chan
>didn't need any order, was already doing it out of spite
>those merry fuckers, fuck them all