[–]▶ b5f7b0 (1) No.251513[Last 50 Posts]>>251514 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]
It seems like his mother would do him a favor, and kick him out of her house so he can FINALLY find a job and a girlfriend.
She doesn't understand tough love, and that's why he's in his 30s, has no friends, has no girlfriend or wife, and doesn't know how to do his own laundry.
Marshmallow Sally is sound asleep, even though the day has already begun….
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▶ c64225 (2) No.251514
>>251513 (OP)
the problem is a lack of backbone. His father is a spineless grandfather coward who abandoned him and his overbearing neurotic mopbucket mother, and she doesn't have a backbone, either.
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▶ 53c674 (23) No.251520
Fat and Soft, just like a marshmallow
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▶ 53c674 (23) No.251521
born into a spineless family, with diminutive genitalia, and an overwhelming yet well-deserved inferiority complex
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▶ 53c674 (23) No.251522
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he uses this technique to manipulate his mommy every time she hints at him finding a job.
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▶ 53c674 (23) No.251523
ANYTHING is better than having to get a job and pay your own bills, even if it means never getting any pussy, and having to obey mommy's rules into your mid 30s, right?
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▶ 53c674 (23) No.251524
I'm curious if marshmallow sally's parents have ever figured out what color to use at his gender reveal party
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▶ 53c674 (23) No.251525
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▶ 53c674 (23) No.251526
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mommy's little demonic dungeon master unemployed neo nazi
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▶ 53c674 (23) No.251527
THE DEGINITION OF INFERIORITY :
living in your mother's house in your mid 30s
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▶ 53c674 (23) No.251528
OOOPS!! Lol
THE DEFINITION* OF INFERIORITY :
living in your mother's house in your mid 30s
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▶ 53c674 (23) No.251529
THE DEFINITION OF INFERIORITY :
living in your mother's house in your mid 30s, not having a job, and relying on fantasy roleplay to "feel relevant"
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▶ 53c674 (23) No.251530
THE DEFINITION OF INFERIORITY :
not being able to pay your own internet bills
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▶ 53c674 (23) No.251531
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▶ 53c674 (23) No.251532
Imagine reaching the low point of relying on fantasy roleplay to compensate for your lack of real life accomplishments
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▶ 53c674 (23) No.251533
lol imagine if marshmallow sally accidentally managed to get laid, and had a son….
he'd probably name the child "dungeon master junior"
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▶ 53c674 (23) No.251534
lack of talent, lack of life accomplishments, overwhelming fear of rejection, and a laughably miniscule penis.
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▶ 53c674 (23) No.251535
Marshmallow Sally should be waking up in about 4 or 5 hours….
His mother is already awake, cleaning up his meds he left in the kitchen at 3 AM this morning
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▶ 53c674 (23) No.251536
MESS*
Lol @ "meds"
Marshmallow Sally refuses to take the atypical antipsychotics
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▶ 53c674 (23) No.251537
Marshmallow Sally hasn't cleaned up his late night messes in years.
As far as he's concerned, his mother deserves to be punished for making his father abandon both of them.
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▶ 53c674 (23) No.251538
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▶ 53c674 (23) No.251539 >>251540
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Marshmallow Sally's propensity for roleplay is reminiscent of a 9 year old girl, more than an 11 year old boy
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▶ 53c674 (23) No.251540
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>>251539
THIS is what a 9 year old girl would think seemed "intimidating"
Marshmallow Sally can't even intimidate his mother anymore
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▶ 53c674 (23) No.251541
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Q : what's missing from D&D ?
A : a girlfriend, a job, and moving out of your mommy's house
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▶ 53c674 (23) No.251542
DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS is the most embarrassing effeminate indicator of low testosterone levels, and a stunted development during childhood
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▶ 54591e (25) No.251558
still asleep……
another long night of masturbation and unemployment
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▶ d11ae0 (2) No.251571 >>251572 >>251573
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Dusty Hill Tribute Thread
>>>/freedomzine/16592
For "Johnny" and others who wish to pay tribute to Dusty or reminisce about ZZTop.
Unless you're too busy jeering at virgins…
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▶ 54591e (25) No.251573
>>251571
We're still going to their concert, with the guitar tech standing in on bass
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▶ 54591e (25) No.251576 >>251577
just checking in to see if Sally has woken up yet…
It's almost 1 PM here…
nope?…. didn't think so
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▶ 54591e (25) No.251577
>>251576
He'll wake up when his mother comes home from working and paying his way.
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▶ 54591e (25) No.251580
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without the night shift job
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▶ 9ecf6b (2) No.251581
'DIY ORGANIC TOOTHPASTE
Boil some water in a kettle. Add some sea salt and a tablespoon of sodium bicarbonate. Pour the water in a cup. You can dip your toothbrush in the hot mixture to brush your teeth. Do this at least a couple times per week.
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▶ 9ecf6b (2) No.251582
HOW TO REPEL FLIES:
Get a dozen ziplocks bags and fill them 1/4th full of water. Add a few pennies in each bag. Press most the air out and seal them shut. Wrap some twine around the tops of the bags and tie it, then hang them to nails around the rafters of your front porch. When the sun shines on the pennies, flies will mistake those for spider eyes and stay away from the porch!
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