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7f033d No.276884 [View All]

Gareth Southgate says England must embrace 'festival of football'

>England manager Gareth Southgate wants his players to embrace Russia's "festival of football" as they prepare to start their 2018 World Cup campaign against Tunisia

>Southgate and his squad are flying to Volgograd from their base at Repino on the Gulf of Finland after training on Sunday to finalise their plans for Monday's Group G game

>and he hopes England fully engage with the showpiece unfolding across this huge country when they attempt to secure their first win in the opening game of a major tournament since Paraguay were beaten at the 2006 World Cup in Germany

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/44511490

Tunisian Lionel Messi – Youssef Msakni – tells England: We will beat you because we’re mentally stronger

>the Lionel Messi of Tunisia taunted Gareth Southgate’s Three Lions, declaring: We will beat you because we’re mentally stronger

>Youssef Msakni will not be on the Volgograd Arena pitch after tearing his cruciate knee ligament in April during a Qatari league match

>Msakni boasted: “We will snatch a win, I am sure. England have popular names — but popular names don’t play football. We have a very, very exciting team. England are not a scary prospect because, position by position, I think we can match them."

https://www.thesun.co.uk/world-cup-2018/6550165/tunisia-youssef-msakni-england-match/

Tunisia vs. England: Three Lions must set right tone and not fall into trap

>England kick off their World Cup campaign against Tunisia. With Belgium also in Group G, Gareth Southgate's men can't afford any opening slip-ups

>Tunisia will ll be desperate not to lose their opener, and will play to their strengths, the grit and resiliency that have long characterised the Tunisian game, as they look to bridge the gap in individual quality

>everyone expects a comfortable win against Panama, so the Tunisia result will likely determine how much pressure Gareth Southgate's men will be under heading into their final game against Group G favourites Belgium

http://www.espn.com/soccer/fifa-world-cup/4/blog/post/3525344/tunisia-vs-england-three-lions-must-set-right-tone-and-not-fall-into-trap

Gareth Southgate tells squad his starting team to ease England anxiety

>Gareth Southgate has moved to ease any anxiety within his England squad by making the unusual decision to reveal his selection to the players well in advance of Monday’s opening group game against Tunisia

>England travel to Volgograd with a fully fit squad available to the manager, with Marcus Rashford having been integrated back into training in Repino, and with their lineup for the Group G opener decided

>that is understood to mean World Cup debuts for nine players with starts for Ashley Young at left wing-back and Harry Maguire in central defence, while Jordan Henderson will be the side’s midfield anchor instead of Eric Dier

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2018/jun/16/gareth-southgate-england-team-selection-tunisia-world-cup

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3d14a4 No.277525

>>277522

Shouldn't you be pestering /shit/?

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2334e9 No.277526

>>277522

maybe you'd have more influence if you posted here.

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17a35f No.277527

File: bf7390781440b08⋯.png (1.64 MB,1080x1080,1:1,bf7390781440b08a783c11792d….png)

>>277524

That doesn't make sense though because I'm pretty sure it was going to be Neo until you found out about the bongoland.

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a27c82 No.277528

File: b97cf8f25cfc241⋯.png (99.85 KB,2100x1200,7:4,2f57be13758037dd15474a1fa9….png)

>>277525

I have no home

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e27dc9 No.277529

>>277527

I don't think I ever indicated that tbh

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a27c82 No.277530

>>277526

I-I post here

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a27c82 No.277531

File: 9969c8f273a094c⋯.png (8.44 KB,418x408,209:204,66fe5e3561d8ca4d8639296697….png)

>>277529

It was going to be me??

Thanks, lad

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2334e9 No.277532

>>277527

What little you know

>>277530

Oh so now you post here?

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a27c82 No.277533

>>277532

I literally am posting right now

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3d14a4 No.277534

I bucked yer ma

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17a35f No.277535

File: a392baf1b7fc85d⋯.jpg (46.8 KB,1024x429,1024:429,ZIx8w_MmWzIIQ5BPD2uRfgio78….jpg)

>>277532

>What little you know

This is such a cryptic, knowing post, that in my mind it implies some kind of conspiratorial shenanigans. Did you plot against Neo?

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2334e9 No.277536

File: bee00dc2f8f86a6⋯.png (403.45 KB,720x382,360:191,ClipboardImage.png)

>>277535

Wheels within wheels

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17a35f No.277537

>>277536

It's treason then…

*Executes Order 66*

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a27c82 No.277538

File: 42c16d889d7f6a4⋯.jpg (77.2 KB,1884x1144,471:286,42c16d889d7f6a4953592e6293….jpg)

tbh I have some really naughty info on Anprim. make me a mod

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e27dc9 No.277539

File: 21ba7b96077a5e7⋯.jpg (27.77 KB,188x341,188:341,gay.jpg)

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9ea331 No.277540

File: 0e192b551f68098⋯.png (102.77 KB,510x510,1:1,ClipboardImage.png)

>>277535

They've always been jealous of my ability to double the board's activity simply by my presence.

>>277538

DM me about it lad.

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a27c82 No.277541

>>277540

>>277540

N o lass. Anprim knows I'd never betray him like that

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e27dc9 No.277542

Conspirating like this exactly why I demodded Neo smh

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3d14a4 No.277543

>>277540

>They've always been jealous of my ability to double the board's activity simply by my presence.

Yeah, because you bring at least two orbiters with you wherever you go

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1d0170 No.277544

I swear so many lads in this circle have info on other lads

how hard is it to keep your secrets actually secret I stg

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640aba No.277545

>>277540

>double the board's activity simply by my presence

>posts tranny shit

It's a two edged sword lass

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a27c82 No.277546

>>277544

smh, Anprim only shares with me because he knows I can keep secrets.

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e27dc9 No.277547

>>277544

I swear me and imperium are the only ones who keep ourselves secret

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9ea331 No.277548

File: c3b86efe94e81ea⋯.png (217.22 KB,757x418,757:418,__astolfo_fate_grand_order….png)

>>277541

Anprim has betrayed you already tbh, it would be unmanly to stay loyal to an unworthy master.

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2334e9 No.277549

smh can I just write my essay in peace pls

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a27c82 No.277550

>>277548

Kek why are you scheming out in the open like this, lass?

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640aba No.277551

>>277547

And me

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a27c82 No.277552

File: 65172c28987cf09⋯.png (8.59 KB,411x374,411:374,21ac3beea0f29ce1ee715ca11a….png)

>>277549

Mod me and I'll moderate the thread for you, lad

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17a35f No.277553

>>277542

You demodded her because of the Bongo Bongo Land server actually. Unless that's what you mean and you thought that the existence of the server was a conspiracy of some kind or that we used it to plot against you or something?

>>277549

Just turn the screen off like nigga just walk away lmao

>>277551

And my axe!

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2334e9 No.277554

>>277552

Smh you're really mercenary you know that right?

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1d0170 No.277555

>>277546

Why even share at all I wonder

Secrets are secret because you don't wanna share. Otherwise bear it on your arm

>>277547

Some degree of familiarity is fine. Simply there's no good reason for people like westie to be telling the deep dark secrets to snakes like alberto or neo

>>277549

nigga just press the x

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a27c82 No.277556

>>277555

It feels good to share I guess.

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2334e9 No.277557

Transparency is both a curse and a blessing tbh

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9ea331 No.277558

File: 8efdc51f9f6e333⋯.png (908.82 KB,848x1200,53:75,__astolfo_fate_apocrypha_a….png)

thanks 22

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1d0170 No.277559

>>277556

comfort ALWAYS has a price

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2334e9 No.277560

>>277558

>trying to ruse me like that

smh smh smh

he wouldn't

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a27c82 No.277561

>>277559

They're lucky they share it with me, probably the noblest and humblest soul around

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9ea331 No.277562

File: bcfa3b9019def47⋯.png (398.13 KB,930x894,155:149,__astolfo_fate_grand_order….png)

>>277560

>he wouldn't

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a27c82 No.277563

File: 6cb06f53e3d56fc⋯.png (29.53 KB,710x577,710:577,1519016260329.png)

>>277560

She doesn't know we're currently bonding in DMs

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2334e9 No.277564

Also new thread soon blease

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9ea331 No.277565

>>277564

Mod me and I'll do it.

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2334e9 No.277566

>>277565

Not after your attempts to ruse me smh

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e27dc9 No.277567

>>277553

I know why I did it

>>277564

There's plenty of time left lad, keep it themed until after the match

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a27c82 No.277568

>somethingelse is busy making the video

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9ea331 No.277569

File: 199c8d7e5816a03⋯.png (916.23 KB,750x1057,750:1057,__astolfo_fate_apocrypha_a….png)

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e27dc9 No.277570

I'll make it ffs

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2334e9 No.277571

>>277570

>>277567

I'm fine with waiting tbh

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e27dc9 No.277572

>>277571

Others won't though

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2334e9 No.277573

File: c6724ef74c955d2⋯.gif (91.6 KB,500x377,500:377,burn.gif)

>>277569

stop trying to bait me smh it wont work

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e27dc9 No.277577

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